The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #134 - Kevin Smith (Part 1)
Aired: 2011-09-01
Duration: 01:57


=== Fleshlight Sponsorship Revelations (01:56) ===

[00:00:00]  Raw.
[00:00:03]  The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast is brought to you by The Fleshlight.
[00:00:06]  If you go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link for The Fleshlight and enter in the code name ROGAN, you get 15% off the number one sex toy for men.
[00:00:16]  So, there you have it, bitches.
[00:00:19]  Kevin Smith is in the house.
[00:00:21]  This is not that other version of it, is it?
[00:00:23]  Have you heard this?
[00:00:24]  Yeah.
[00:00:25]  I don't like it.
[00:00:26]  You don't like it?
[00:00:27]  No.
[00:00:30]  I think it's pretty sweet.
[00:00:32]  Is this your theme song?
[00:00:34]  No.
[00:00:35]  This is the gay, electronic version of our theme song.
[00:00:40]  It's the NES version.
[00:00:41]  Yeah, it's the NES. 8-bit, is that what this is?
[00:00:43]  Yeah.
[00:00:46]  I want to eat a mushroom and get bigger.
[00:00:48]  I want to step on a dragon.
[00:00:50]  Not quite geeky enough to appreciate that.
[00:00:52]  To me, it just sounds like shit.
[00:00:54]  That made my dick hard.
[00:00:56]  Kevin Smith is in the house, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:00:57]  Emerging of the podcast.
[00:00:59]  Two huge influences.
[00:01:01]  One, you influenced me to have the Fleshlight sponsor the podcast.
[00:01:05]  I know.
[00:01:05]  When you were talking about it, I was like, fucking A. I was going to jump in like, I can vouch for it.
[00:01:09]  I fucked many of those things.
[00:01:11]  But it also made the Fleshlight legit.
[00:01:13]  If I tried to do that before you were using them as a podcast sponsor, I'd be like, what are you doing connecting yourself with such a vile sex toy?
[00:01:21]  Somebody had to go first.
[00:01:23]  But I'm like, Kevin Smith has his whole podcast is sponsored by it.
[00:01:26]  He has these logos he puts up, these big Fleshlight banners and shit.
[00:01:29]  My feeling was this.
[00:01:31]  Women have had something to come with for years, other than me, other than you.
[00:01:36]  Something else.
[00:01:37]  And it's socially acceptable.
[00:01:39]  And they make fucking jokes about it on sitcoms and shit.
[00:01:42]  Where it's just like, you could go now, my friend is here.
[00:01:45]  So in a world where that's become socially acceptable, I felt like, why not vice versa?
[00:01:50]  Why can't I have something to fuck?
[00:01:51]  It's funny that we feel bad about feeling good.
[00:01:54]  We feel bad about wanting something to feel good.
[00:01:55]  What a shame they build it.