Joey Diaz joins Joe Rogan to debate seismic risks, from San Francisco’s fault lines to a hidden New York threat, dismissing Rogan’s wild theories—like drilling into Earth’s mantle triggering planetary chaos—while joking about stockpiling cannabis and fleeing to highways like the 405. They spiral into apocalyptic humor, referencing Event Horizon’s Mars collision and Rodney King’s verdict sparking riots, revealing how fragile societal order is when even small triggers ignite mass unrest. [Automatically generated summary]
What if they dig a hole through the Earth's mantle and the Earth becomes like a fucking balloon with a hole in it and just goes flying around the galaxy?
What if lava shoots out of it like a balloon?
You know how you blow up a balloon and you let it go?
How about that?
What if the Earth becomes like that?
Like a balloon that doesn't, is not tied off at the end.
And the Earth flies around the galaxy all fucking haphazardly like a balloon.
What if we find out the Earth is really made out of rubber?
This whole mantle and all this other bullshit, this is just outside the balloon.
This is like the decoration on the balloon.
But if you pop that motherfucker, it will just fly around.
Yeah, we slam into Jupiter and shit.
We slam into other planets.
That's just the most fucked up thing about space is that occasionally planets hit each other.
Goddamn, son.
Could you imagine what kind of chaos there would be in this world if we saw a planet coming our way?
If you saw Mars.
Like, for sure, Mars is coming.
It might take five years, but it's going to hit the Earth and we're fucked and there's not a goddamn thing we can do to stop it.
There it is.
You see it in the sky.
It gets a little bigger every night.
By the time it got real close, people would be losing their fucking minds.
You remember that movie Event Horizon with Lawrence Fishburne?
You don't remember that?
Badass fucking science fiction movie.
Sam Shepard, and I think it's Sam Shepard, and Lawrence Fishburne, and it's about a spaceship that punches a hole through a wormhole.
They travel to a distant part in the galaxy by folding the space and time together like two pieces of paper, punching a hole through it and arriving on the other end.
But when they did that, they didn't realize that they actually went to hell.
So these guys get to this Event Horizon ship.
It comes back.
Everyone's dead.
And they get a video of the crew and the captain and everything.
They find out later in the movie what happened to them.
And they're pulling their own eyeballs out and screaming shit and laughing and killing each other and biting each other apart and cutting each other open.
That's what it's going to look like.
It's not going to be like, everyone's like, we're going to be fucking.
You're not going to be fucking, okay?
When there's Mars, it's like a hundred times bigger than the moon.