Jan. 25, 2011 - The Joe Rogan Experience
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| Do, do, do, do. | ||
| No whiskey, bro. | ||
| Do you want some? | ||
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Yeah, hell yeah. | |
| Do you want a drink? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Why not, bro? | ||
| You've had a long day. | ||
| Okay, let's day drink. | ||
| Yeah, let's get a little. | ||
| I'll get it. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| No, you guys talk. | ||
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I'll get it. | |
| Okay, Jamie's going to get the booze. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Jamie leaves the salon to get the booze. | ||
| Thank you, Jamie. | ||
| Real pro. | ||
| Get some ice, too. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| So, a lot of fucking shit going on, man. | ||
| A lot of shit going on. | ||
| How about that Colby Covington fella, huh? | ||
| Bro. | ||
| Dude, everybody better shut the fuck up now. | ||
| He's for real. | ||
| He's for real. | ||
| Anybody who didn't think he was for real after that Robbie Lawler fight, you gotta go, wow. | ||
| Well, the problem is, is he talks so much shit, which I find hilarious, and it's... | ||
| You're tuning in to watch him lose. | ||
| He's doing it right. | ||
| In all honesty, we like him because we're balls deep in UFC and MMA. But my brother, who's not that big of a fan, is like, this is all he does? | ||
| I know. | ||
| You've got to understand, though. | ||
| What he's doing to this guy is amazing. | ||
| And he's going to do it for five rounds for 25 minutes. | ||
| To me, it's fascinating. | ||
| It is fascinating. | ||
| But it's not entertaining for a general fan, typically. | ||
| He's not knocking dudes out. | ||
| He's not a lot of submissions. | ||
| I see what you're saying. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So for the general fan, like, oh, and this guy talks all this shit, but he's doing it Because talking all that shit, you're like, dude, I want to see this guy get fucked up. | ||
| Even Jon Jones posted, you let everyone down. | ||
| You know, like, Robbie Lawler let everybody down. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Because he wants, everybody wants Colby to lose. | ||
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Right. | |
| Colby's doing exactly, everyone's playing into his game plan. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| Well, that's how Floyd Mayweather became so rich. | ||
| Floyd Mayweather did not become so rich because his fights are so exciting. | ||
| His fights in his early career were way more exciting. | ||
| He was a savage early on. | ||
| He could go forward. | ||
| But he broke his hands a bunch of times. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| And also realized this is not the way to have a long career and walk out of it with all your brains intact. | ||
| Well, think how good John Fitch was. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| He was a monster. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Nice guy. | ||
| True professional. | ||
| Beat some of the very best. | ||
| Was tough to beat. | ||
| Didn't talk shit, though, so no one really cared. | ||
| So as soon as he had some issues, remember he was like, hey, I don't like the way my face looks in that video game. | ||
| UFC was like, cool, you're cut. | ||
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Like, what the fuck? | |
| I'm 20-0, man. | ||
| Yeah, I think they cut him just because of... | ||
| But either one of those is good. | ||
| This is all we have in this room? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| We have a bunch of that Buffalo Trace. | ||
| Do we have Buffalo Trace in the back? | ||
| I don't trust skinny bottles. | ||
| Yeah, it seems weird, right? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's for girls. | ||
| I don't trust skinny girls or skinny bottles, bro. | ||
| Canadian whiskey and maple syrup. | ||
| No, can't do maple. | ||
| I'm keto, bro. | ||
| Are you really? | ||
| Straight keto. | ||
| Are you? | ||
| When did that happen? | ||
| I sent you and Brian a text. | ||
| Your boy was up to 273. Dude, you got to 273? | ||
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What? | |
| What were you eating? | ||
| Road life, Doug. | ||
| Road dog. | ||
| Because when I get into towns and there's all this, you know, if you're in Nashville, you're in Philly, there's great food. | ||
| So I was just eating and drinking at night. | ||
| And no one said anything to me. | ||
| I hear you. | ||
| No one said anything? | ||
| No, and then I remember I went to Hawaii. | ||
| I went to Hawaii. | ||
| I was looking at the other dads. | ||
| I'm like, damn, these dads are in shape. | ||
| I look like shit. | ||
| And my girl's like, no, you look fine. | ||
| Everyone's lying, man. | ||
| Like, on the scale, it's not fine. | ||
| Your boy's been keto for 14 days. | ||
| I feel great. | ||
| 14 days. | ||
| 14 days. | ||
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Strict, bro. | |
| This is going to knock you out of keto anyway, though. | ||
| This is whiskey. | ||
| There's no sugar in whiskey. | ||
| There's not? | ||
| Nope. | ||
| It's alcohol. | ||
| But there's no sugar in it. | ||
| But alcohol doesn't convert to... | ||
| Cheers, my brother. | ||
| Cheers, brother. | ||
| Good to see you, man. | ||
| Good to see you, too. | ||
| Alcohol doesn't convert into sugar? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| Especially whiskey. | ||
| Because whiskey and vodka are safe on ketogenic diet. | ||
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Oh. | |
| What? | ||
| Yeah, it's two in the afternoon, bro. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Two in the afternoon. | ||
| Bonafide alcoholic now. | ||
| Day drinking. | ||
| I'm like a super shitty rum light. | ||
| It's fun to drink a little bit before a show, right? | ||
| Nothing better, man. | ||
| You started me on it. | ||
| I'm like, I feel good up here. | ||
| I'm messing around. | ||
| Yeah, you get loose. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't want to be tight. | ||
| Definitely don't want to be tight. | ||
| No, you don't want to drink your problem either. | ||
| The Colby Covington thing. | ||
| Look, what he did, if you want to put it in perspective for a regular person, Robbie Lawler is one of the biggest fucking savages to ever compete in a sport. | ||
| He's an animal. | ||
| And Kobe shut him down. | ||
| He shut everything down. | ||
| He shut his entire game down. | ||
| And he did it with an unprecedented work rate. | ||
| He was punching one punch every two seconds. | ||
| Nuts. | ||
| Which is nuts. | ||
| I mean, to do that over five fucking rounds against one of the greatest welterweights of all time, Robbie Lawler, and win every single fucking round. | ||
| Some 10-8 rounds, I thought. | ||
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Yeah, for sure. | |
| I was like, oh, this isn't even close. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, not even close. | ||
| I mean, Robbie occasionally would swing and connect, and then Kobe would immediately hit him three or four times more, and then take him down, or clinch with him, and beat him up, and it was amazing. | ||
| Kobe striking's not terrible either. | ||
| It's very good. | ||
| He looked pretty damn I'm good. | ||
| It's very technical, and the volume is incredible. | ||
| But here's my thing. | ||
| If I'm fighting Colby, like if I'm Carmelo Usman, if I'm fighting Colby, I'm getting a guy like Cam Haynes. | ||
| If I see my opponent running with Cam Haynes, I'm reaching out to another ultra-marathoner, figuring it out. | ||
| Well, Camaro can't run. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| He can't do road work. | ||
| His knees are fucked up. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Oh yeah, it's not getting any better. | ||
| His knees are mangled. | ||
| But he's doing something, right? | ||
| Well, his cardio is off the charts too, but it's just, he does different things. | ||
| You can do a lot of different things to work your cardio. | ||
| Swimming and stuff? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Swimming, you can do a lot of- The row. | ||
| Yeah, the assault bike, that echo bike that Rogue makes, that is as good as fucking anything. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Dude, that peloton, I feel like it's lying to me. | ||
| I work out every morning on that thing. | ||
| I've never been thicker. | ||
| Yeah, but you're eating like an animal. | ||
| Still, it says I burned a thousand calories. | ||
| You probably ate four thousand. | ||
| Dude, I don't think so, man. | ||
| I see those food truck diaries. | ||
| You need to stop lying. | ||
| Dude, no. | ||
| Those food truck diaries. | ||
| You're going hard in those food truck diaries. | ||
| And I'm the only one eating, if you notice. | ||
| Yeah, because the guest is talking. | ||
| So, tell me how you guys started. | ||
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Stop. | |
| Lobster fucking sandwiches and shit. | ||
| Pizza non-stop. | ||
| Yeah, no shit, Brandon, you're 270. Yeah, that's what happens, man. | ||
| I can't fight at heavyweight right now, man. | ||
| That's what happens. | ||
| It's real hard. | ||
| But if I'm Camaro, obviously cardio's not a problem for him, but man, Colby, have you ever seen him tired? | ||
| Ever? | ||
| No, no. | ||
| I mean, he had that one loss in the UFC, but that was particularly because he came into the fight injured, took the fight on short notice. | ||
| But he's got an amazing style. | ||
| That style of wrestling and striking. | ||
| As a person who's fascinated by tactics, his tactics are incredible. | ||
| Because he's got great discipline. | ||
| He never bites down his mouthpiece and throws as hard as he can. | ||
| Never. | ||
| Everything is calculated. | ||
| The output is all the same. | ||
| It's just constant, constant. | ||
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Bang, bang, bang, kick, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. | |
| He doesn't even really fire power shots. | ||
| He's like, oh, no, this is a marathon. | ||
| I'm going to wear your ass out. | ||
| It's all the same pace. | ||
| He's just constantly hitting you, constantly moving forward, constant volume. | ||
| And it seemed like Robbie was waiting for him to pause in front of him. | ||
| Or get a little tired so he could fire shots off. | ||
| And the bobbin and weaving that Robbie was doing, like, what was all that about? | ||
| He had to be tired. | ||
| I mean, I guess so. | ||
| Doing all that bobbin and weaving, like, tiresome. | ||
| I was like, damn. | ||
| That's rough on the core. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| That's rough on the core. | ||
| Try bobbin and weaving for a minute. | ||
| If you're at home, just try doing this for a minute. | ||
| Just a minute. | ||
| Just a minute. | ||
| You're going to get real tired. | ||
| And Robbie's just trying to avoid getting beat up. | ||
| I mean, those punches just keep coming. | ||
| They never end. | ||
| And what's funny too about Colby, is love him or hate him, is he doubles down because he got on the mic and his line about Matt Hughes. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Dude, I was watching in, where was I? Oh, Nashville. | ||
| I was watching in the room with Derek Post and Ahsan Ahmad, my openers. | ||
| And when they said that, they were aware of Matt Hughes and they go, that's ridiculous. | ||
| I'm like... | ||
| That's fantastic. | ||
| It's A, because it is messed up, but that's his character, man. | ||
| He's a heel, and he just doubled down so hard. | ||
| So hard. | ||
| Because Matt Hughes is really close to Robbie Lawler, and he said, what he said for those that didn't watch the fight, he goes, you think Robbie Lawler would take a lesson from his boy Matt Hughes and get off the train tracks when a train is coming? | ||
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Boom! | |
| Boom! | ||
| He's just saying the most controversial, ruthless shit that he could say. | ||
| And here's what else. | ||
| So we're impressed by his tactics, right? | ||
| You know what's even more impressive as a former fighter? | ||
| It's stressful enough fighting another grown man in your underwear and steel cage, especially when they're really good. | ||
| It's fucking stressful. | ||
| Now imagine talking all that shit. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| And you gotta deal with the consequences. | ||
| People hate you. | ||
| And he's a good dude. | ||
| Talk to Cam Haynes. | ||
| He's a different guy. | ||
| Great guy. | ||
| So he's a normal dude outside, but he has to deal with all that pressure and still perform, then get on the mic. | ||
| I wonder if he's ever just in bed just like... | ||
| Damn, dude. | ||
| Let me tell you something. | ||
| These death threats are getting real old. | ||
| After that fight, he has a real shot at being a world champion. | ||
| A real shot. | ||
| I know he was already the interim world champion. | ||
| Those don't count though, do they? | ||
| After that fight, they don't count. | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, you know how you know they don't count? | ||
| They stripped him and he didn't even lose. | ||
| Yeah, it doesn't matter. | ||
| How does that make any sense? | ||
| They stripped him because he didn't want to fight again quickly after a five-round fucking war with RDA. And he needed surgery. | ||
| Yeah, it's crazy. | ||
| But also they don't count either because your contract doesn't, you don't get, when you're a champ, your contract, you get bumped up to higher pay. | ||
| Interim champs don't get bumped up. | ||
| Right. | ||
| What was the surgery for? | ||
| It was something I feel like in his face. | ||
| Oh, like a sinus? | ||
| Yeah, something major. | ||
| Yeah, something like a deviated septum. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he's a phenomenal fighter. | ||
| But now think about this. | ||
| You take his style, he doesn't go backwards. | ||
| Wrestling, cardio. | ||
| Kamaru Usman doesn't go backwards. | ||
| Wrestling, cardio. | ||
| The only thing I see, I would imagine Kamaru's going to be a slight favorite because of his power. | ||
| The one kind of distinguishing kind of factor is Kamaru has a lot more power. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Kamaru... | ||
| Where he can knock you out. | ||
| Kamaru's a knockout artist. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Kamaru can knock people out, though. | ||
| It's not his trait. | ||
| It's not what he does. | ||
| He probably can knock people out, too, but his approach is to throw everything at like 50-60%. | ||
| He was slaying some early in that first round against Robbie. | ||
| They were exchanging. | ||
| If he would have connected, it could have been trouble for either guy. | ||
| For either guy. | ||
| He was getting Robbie's respect. | ||
| And I think that was the strategy that you kind of have to wade through the fire with Robbie in the beginning because he's coming hard. | ||
| He's coming. | ||
| He's coming hard. | ||
| Now here's the question for you is... | ||
| What's more impressive, what Colby did to Robbie Lawler or what Kamaru Usman did to Tyrone Woodley? | ||
| It's a very good question. | ||
| Well, obviously Tyrone Woodley was the champion and Robbie Lawler was several years removed from the title. | ||
| So you have to look at it that way, right? | ||
| Tyrone took the title from Robbie with a one-punch knockout. | ||
| And Robbie's had some... | ||
| Some losses since then. | ||
| Some wars, dude. | ||
| Yeah, some wars since then. | ||
| The Ben Askren fight in particular. | ||
| Kamaru beat Woodley when he was fucking Woodley. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| But, according to many people, Woodley was injured going into that fight. | ||
| He's had some pretty significant problems with his hands. | ||
| Something was up with him. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He just seemed off. | ||
| And he's also, I mean, I don't know how much of a factor this is, but he also released a record with Wiz Khalifa. | ||
| He was rapping. | ||
| He had his TMZ show. | ||
| He was doing a lot. | ||
| And I love the fact that he's doing that because Tyron Woodley's a smart man. | ||
| He realizes he's in his 30s, and how much more time does he have as an athletic career? | ||
| Oh, he's very talented in all aspects. | ||
| Very talented, very smart. | ||
| And his rapping's good, man. | ||
| I listen to his shit. | ||
| I didn't mind it either. | ||
| It's fucking good. | ||
| He's good. | ||
| It's not cringy at all. | ||
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No. | |
| It's fucking good. | ||
| You could see him being a successful rapper. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| He'll be successful in whatever he does after fighting. | ||
| Anything he does. | ||
| Anything he does. | ||
| He's smart. | ||
| He's ambitious. | ||
| He's been in a thousand movies. | ||
| He grinds. | ||
| He's a fucking hard-working man. | ||
| Great guy. | ||
| But he wants that title back, right? | ||
| So he's on the grind right now to try to get that title back. | ||
| And... | ||
| The beating that Usman put on him was fucking sensational. | ||
| One of the most impressive performances. | ||
| Sensational. | ||
| If Woodley had one arm or whatever. | ||
| But I didn't know that going in. | ||
| Just seeing what he did to Woodley. | ||
| You shot him down. | ||
| I couldn't believe it. | ||
| Yeah, I couldn't believe it either. | ||
| He looked like he broke him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which was crazy because even Woodley in the corner. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| And I don't know if you had Woodley on since. | ||
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No. | |
| He just didn't look like he was there. | ||
| Like he wasn't present. | ||
| Like it didn't look like your normal world champion Woodley. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Is Woodley scheduled for a fight right now? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I think he's trying to heal up. | ||
| He was supposed to fight Robbie again. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But here's the other thing. | ||
| Remember Woodley had that whole kind of back and forth with Dana and all that? | ||
| I forget who he told this to, but they asked him if you could do it all over again with the way you handled the UFC, would you do it? | ||
| And he goes, it was exhausting. | ||
| I wouldn't do that again. | ||
| What was exhausting? | ||
| Fighting with the UFC. Remember, he was anti-Dana. | ||
| It never works out for anyone, does it? | ||
| Well, I get their perspective that they want respect and they want to be treated like a champion. | ||
| I felt like my personal feeling was that he wasn't being represented correctly in terms of the way they were talking about his fights. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| I felt like he was fighting, especially me as a fan of tactics, like he was fighting Wonderboy for two fights, and Wonderboy's the most difficult guy in the fucking sport to look good against. | ||
| He's so difficult to look good against. | ||
| But the first fight was amazing. | ||
| It was great. | ||
| Great fight. | ||
| Again, he was the one who was doing the damage. | ||
| Wonderboy is one of the best strikers to ever fight in MMA. | ||
| He knocked Wonderboy down. | ||
| He had Wonderboy hurt. | ||
| Wonderboy never had him hurt, but he fought an intelligent fight to deal with the tactics that Wonderboy provides. | ||
| You can't chase Wonderboy. | ||
| You can't go after him. | ||
| He will fucking catch you with a counter-strike. | ||
| So what he did is he made Wonderboy lead. | ||
| He waited for his openings. | ||
| He stayed patient. | ||
| It wasn't a lot of action, but when he delivered, he opened up. | ||
| He landed a fucking haymaker In the first fight Had him really badly hurt. | ||
| He did the same thing in the second fight. | ||
| Had him really badly hurt in a couple spots. | ||
| He's also one of the most active champions. | ||
| But you've got to be able to say that. | ||
| If you're a fan of the sport, what I would say, if I was in Dana White's shoes and I was talking about that fight, I would say, if you're a fan of the sport, you've got to understand that That there are certain fighters where it's very difficult to look good against. | ||
| I understand that if you're a fan and you want blood and you want chaos, it didn't really quite live up to your expectations. | ||
| But that's not what this sport is all about. | ||
| What this sport is all about is two incredibly talented and well-trained killers. | ||
| And they're going after each other and they're both trying to figure out the openings to win. | ||
| And Tyron was able to win. | ||
| And he was able to win against one of the most difficult guys in the division ever. | ||
| But they didn't do that, did they? | ||
| No, they didn't. | ||
| But there's going to be guys where he looks amazing against, like fucking Darren Till. | ||
| He shut Darren Till down! | ||
| That's a shame to me. | ||
| The Darren Till story right now, and his story's not over, he's a young kid, but the way he was handled, and I know they've exploded guys in the spotlight and it does work out, and that is professional sports, that's UFC. With Darren Till, you look at... | ||
| All the talent that he had, and it's just... | ||
| He's still got talent. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| He's going to be fine. | ||
| He's so big. | ||
| It's fucking tough, man. | ||
| I think he's cutting way too much weight to make 170. I really do. | ||
| I mean, that kid, you stand next to him, he looks like a light heavyweight. | ||
| I've always been the guy who goes, man, guys should go up weight classes. | ||
| And now, when Max Holloway went to 55 against Dustin Poirier, it was a good fight, but looks way better at 45. Well, wait about Dustin Poirier. | ||
| But Dustin Poirier going to 155 made his career. | ||
| He was 145, he was struggling, goes to 55, makes his career. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I mean, now he's the interim champ. | ||
| Dos Anjos at 70, there's a bunch of cases for it. | ||
| Well, Dos Anjos at 70, though, has not won the title. | ||
| But he started off hot as fuck, and then he's running some problems. | ||
| He's also older, though. | ||
| Yeah, he's older. | ||
| He's running a lot of really tough guys. | ||
| But like Rockhold from 85 to 205, I was shouting from the rooftops, this is the guy that maybe can compete with John Jones, and then he got in there and just looks slow, lethargic, just a different game. | ||
| He didn't look good. | ||
| Like, Weidman, I think, is going to be great at 205. But Jan Blachowicz looked great. | ||
| You've got to think about this was like a showcase fight for him. | ||
| And he's a big, fucking strong guy. | ||
| And when he clipped him with that left hook and knocked him out. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| I mean, Luke didn't look like himself. | ||
| He looked slower, hesitant. | ||
| He's had injuries. | ||
| He's a model, bro. | ||
| Yeah, he's a model. | ||
| Like, real model, yeah. | ||
| But he's spraying, like, perfume on him in commercials. | ||
| Like, what are you doing? | ||
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No. | |
| Making bank, bro. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| And busting nuts. | ||
| I guess so. | ||
| Making bank and busting nuts. | ||
| That's what he's doing, Joe. | ||
| But right now he's drinking through a straw. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| He's eating all his food. | ||
| Don't fight. | ||
| With his jaw wired shut. | ||
| Spray cologne and bust nuts. | ||
| Well, it might be what he's doing from now on. | ||
| I think it is. | ||
| But when you're a world champion, in the back of his head, it's probably that feeling of being a world champion. | ||
| When he beat Chris Weidman, probably the greatest feeling of his life. | ||
| But he's also had real problems with that shin. | ||
| They let him fight with that shin sleeve on. | ||
| And he was kicking with it and shit? | ||
| I know. | ||
| For people who don't know what we're talking about, he had a massive staph infection. | ||
| Horrible. | ||
| And he had to get skin grafts on his shin, and it's still fucked up. | ||
| Here's the thing about Luke, though. | ||
| I love Luke, and he knows this. | ||
| He's a friend of mine. | ||
| But he's had a great, long-ass career, man. | ||
| To me, that's not a sad story. | ||
| If Darren Till doesn't become champion, that's a sad story. | ||
| Luke Rockhold's been a world champion at Strikeforce and the UFC. Dude, he's beat some of the very best guys in the world. | ||
| He's a dime piece. | ||
| He's fine. | ||
| He's made his legacy. | ||
| So, to me, the shame is a guy like Darren Till if he doesn't bounce back. | ||
| Yeah, maybe, but I think Luke Rockhold really believes that he could get back into the kind of form that he was in when he was world champion. | ||
| I just don't think he could ever make 185 again, and 205 is a different animal. | ||
| There are enormous men that are dropping down to 205. And he looked... | ||
| Like he was carrying weight. | ||
| He was jacked. | ||
| He was huge. | ||
| He looked slow. | ||
| Yeah, he looked real slow, lethargic. | ||
| In comparison to how he looked. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| You've got to think, you've got 20 extra pounds on you. | ||
| But that's what he walks around at. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| He walks around at that weight. | ||
| I think he might have put weight on, too, and to cut down a 205 so he could be a big 205. And that might have been part of the problem. | ||
| 205's kind of popping these days. | ||
| It was a little sad. | ||
| It was Struggle City about a year ago. | ||
| A lot of killers. | ||
| A lot of killers. | ||
| But no one that is a real promising threat to Jon Jones. | ||
| Santos put on a fucking show. | ||
| And blew out with one leg. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I knew his leg was blew out early on. | ||
| I didn't. | ||
| And then when they told me he tore his ACL, MCL, everything, I was like, and he still competed like that? | ||
| I could tell early in the first. | ||
| He threw something early in the first. | ||
| You could see his leg go. | ||
| You said something about it, right? | ||
| I remember that. | ||
| Although I will say this, Santos is bad as fuck, and then before that, Anthony Smith, both amazing fighters. | ||
| John's getting a little older. | ||
| John's getting a little older, and I think there's a guy, and I think John's the greatest of all time, hands down, no argument. | ||
| But I think there's starting to be a little chink in his armor, maybe. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, with Santos, there was some... | ||
| Santos is a fucking savage, man. | ||
| Santos is a savage for sure. | ||
| And John fought him stand-up for some strange reason. | ||
| I was surprised, especially with Santos' fucked-up leg, that John didn't take him down. | ||
| That performance didn't blow me away by John, by no means. | ||
| And Santos had one leg. | ||
| I didn't understand that performance. | ||
| I don't know why you didn't take him down. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I felt like John is one of the best wrestlers in the fucking sport. | ||
| He took down Daniel Cormier. | ||
| He submitted fucking Leo Machida. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, Vitor Belfort. | ||
| Rampage Jackson. | ||
| Ryan Bader. | ||
| He's amazing. | ||
| Yeah, he could take him down. | ||
| I wonder what was going on there. | ||
| And the guy's got one knee. | ||
| I mean, you can't even walk right. | ||
| The game plan was very strange. | ||
| But I saw that and went, well, and here's where I was thinking with that is, will John go undefeated? | ||
| Probably. | ||
| I bet a good amount of money on that. | ||
| But there's a guy like, I don't think you can sit on the outside and beat John. | ||
| Like a Reyes, like a guy who's super technical and long, you're not going to outsmart John on the outside. | ||
| It's not happening. | ||
| I think it's going to come from a guy like Johnny Walker who throws like a spinning heel kick and catches John. | ||
| Johnny Walker's fighting someone good. | ||
| Who's he fighting? | ||
| He's fighting your boy who was just on, the wrestler, the black dude. | ||
| Oh, Corey Anderson. | ||
| Corey Anderson. | ||
| They were talking shit to each other. | ||
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That's a good fight. | |
| That's in New York. | ||
| Ooh, that's a good fight. | ||
| Corey has crazy cardio. | ||
| That's a great fight. | ||
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Crazy cardio. | |
| Let's see if Johnny Walker's there. | ||
| Because if you beat Corey Anderson, you're ready to go. | ||
| You beat him, we're going Sizzler. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| Or if Corey beats him, he's going Sizzler. | ||
| Corey's already there. | ||
| Corey's already an elite guy. | ||
| Well, he is an elite guy, but he's not being talked about in terms of a title shot. | ||
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Because of his style. | |
| And that's very frustrating to him. | ||
| Yeah, but that style is fucking hard to handle, man. | ||
| That's It doesn't matter. | ||
| They're not in the business of that. | ||
| But look at Kobe Covington. | ||
| It's a similar style. | ||
| Just constant pressure. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
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But he talks a lot of shit Kobe did to get there. | |
| Well, Corey's a really nice guy. | ||
| Nice guys finish last, don't they? | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| Sometimes they win. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He can fucking win. | ||
| No, he can win for sure. | ||
| It's going to take a lot of work, though, to get there. | ||
| Let's say you have a guy who's like Conor McGregor. | ||
| He's going to... | ||
| Catapult to the front before a guy who's super nice. | ||
| You're talking about good personality. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Catapult. | ||
| The UFCs can go, rocket ship, go. | ||
| Isn't that crazy, though, that that's part of the sport? | ||
| Part of the sport is how much money can you generate because it's not just about how well you perform as a fighter. | ||
| It's about how many people are interested in you fighting. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| But that's the nature of the beast, isn't it? | ||
| Well, that's why I hope that having a guy like Corey on my podcast or you having him on your podcast lets people know what a great guy this is. | ||
| Like, this is a guy to root for. | ||
| He's a great guy. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| And he can fight his fucking ass off. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| But the casuals don't, for whatever reason, they don't gravitate towards it. | ||
| Well, if he wins, they will. | ||
| Well, you just got to become undeniable, which he's slowly getting there. | ||
| Yes, he's slowly getting there. | ||
| And he's got one of the best trainers in the fucking world. | ||
| Mark Henry is the shit. | ||
| The best. | ||
| And his camp is fucking fantastic. | ||
| It's got Marlon and Frankie. | ||
| He'll get a title shot. | ||
| Yeah, I think so too. | ||
| You know who's another nice guy? | ||
| Bring a fucking lunch. | ||
| You better pack a lunch if you're fighting Corey. | ||
| But here's where nice guys don't finish last. | ||
| If the guy they're fighting is down to play the game via DC John Jones. | ||
| DC's as nice as they come. | ||
| Doesn't talk shit. | ||
| Him versus Stipe, especially the first fight. | ||
| But that sells just off their talents. | ||
| But if you can get a guy like Jose Aldo, Conor McGregor. | ||
| Jose's nice as they come. | ||
| And you get this fucking Irish tidal wave. | ||
| And everyone's like, I'll watch that. | ||
| And then Jose Aldo, even though he's one of the greatest... | ||
| Of all time, at 45, everyone tuned in, and then he kind of took a lot of fans with him. | ||
| Even though he lost, he was this huge star. | ||
| That could happen for Corey with Jon Jones. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Although Jon Jones doesn't really talk shit. | ||
| He's just a bad guy outside. | ||
| He'll talk shit to DC, though. | ||
| Him and DC hate each other. | ||
| Yeah, that's interesting. | ||
| Dude, Jon Jones, DC for the heavyweight title? | ||
| I think that's the future. | ||
| You do? | ||
| If Stipe wins in this fight that's next weekend, I think that Stipe fights Jon Jones as heavyweight and Jon Jones moves up to heavyweight and tries to win the title. | ||
| And then DC fights Jon Jones for the heavyweight title when Jon's the champion. | ||
| If John can beat Stipe. | ||
| Or, if Stipe can beat DC, and then Stipe can beat John Jones, depending on how the fight goes. | ||
| Look, the bottom line is, DC knocked Stipe senseless. | ||
| One round. | ||
| Knocked him out cold. | ||
| For the title. | ||
| It wasn't a dominating fight. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
| He did knock him out. | ||
| Doesn't matter. | ||
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Boom! | |
| Out goes the lights. | ||
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He's the champ. | |
| I'm with you. | ||
| 100% champ. | ||
| I'm not cold. | ||
| If he can beat him again, man, and say, John Jones! | ||
| He's going too smart. | ||
| Get your shit together! | ||
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Yeah! | |
| If he does that? | ||
| God damn. | ||
| Biggest fight in UFC history? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| At heavyweight? | ||
| It would be enormous. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Pound for pound, Daniel Cormier. | ||
| Number two, Khabib. | ||
| Number three, Jon Jones. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Settle down, folks. | ||
| Settle down, whoever's doing that. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| But also, they fought. | ||
| Jon Jones beat him twice. | ||
| He's undefeated. | ||
| He's beaten every fucking human being he's ever competed against in real life. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Every single one. | ||
| There's one loss in his career. | ||
| It's a nonsense loss they're trying to reverse. | ||
| I 100% support reversing that loss. | ||
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100%. | |
| At the very least, make it a no contest. | ||
| John dominated that fight, smashed him. | ||
| There's no fucking way that's a loss. | ||
| If I was the UFC, I'd just mark it as he's undefeated. | ||
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Yes. | |
| I wouldn't even acknowledge that. | ||
| He's undefeated. | ||
| Yeah, I wouldn't even acknowledge that. | ||
| Fuck your athletic commissions. | ||
| Ask Matt Hamill how his night went. | ||
| Watch the fight. | ||
| Did you see Matt Hamill talk shit to John? | ||
| He's talking shit. | ||
| Let's have a rematch. | ||
| Like, what? | ||
| Are you crazy? | ||
| Bro. | ||
| You want to lose your fucking vision, too? | ||
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Dude, what are you doing? | |
| Dude, just. | ||
| I'm going to get some shit for that. | ||
| Just stop all that. | ||
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Hey, dude. | |
| Hamill, be cool, though. | ||
| You don't think? | ||
| Just be cool. | ||
| Even John went, come on, bro. | ||
| He was even mean to him. | ||
| John just goes, come on, bro. | ||
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I'm never fighting you. | |
| There's not even a conversation about who's the light heavyweight goat. | ||
| There's no conversation. | ||
| No, what are we talking about? | ||
| No, John, any time you talk pound for pound, John's clearly even that. | ||
| The only one who was challenging for pound for pound was Mighty Mouse. | ||
| And Mighty Mouse, you know, the caveat was that he never beat anybody like John Jones beat. | ||
| It wasn't the same caliber of fighter. | ||
| It wasn't a DC. And then when he lost to Henry Cejudo, he'd go out. | ||
| And by the way, super close fucking decision loss. | ||
| Very close. | ||
| Could have gone either way. | ||
| Yeah, very close. | ||
| Could have gone to Mighty Mouse. | ||
| But loss is a loss. | ||
| Loss is a loss. | ||
| It's like, I see Demetrius Johnson and John Jones as being an argument for number one. | ||
| But after that, there's no argument. | ||
| And especially in light heavyweight, there's no argument. | ||
| It's John Jones. | ||
| Everybody else can go pound sand. | ||
| There's no one even close. | ||
| I think John goes to heavyweight, everybody's fucked, too. | ||
| Although, him versus DC at heavyweight is so much more interesting than light heavyweight, because DC knocks dudes out, man. | ||
| Right, and John Jones, if he goes up, who knows if he will have the same cardio, who knows if he'll be as fast. | ||
| There's something about guys going up. | ||
| Like, look, Luke Rockhold, same story. | ||
| He goes up to light heavyweight, and he's got all this extra bulk on him now. | ||
| See, I don't think John's going to go up to like 240. I think he's going to come in at a fucking lean, mean 225, 230. Doesn't cut any weight. | ||
| That's what he trains at anyways. | ||
| I hope so. | ||
| And he just fucking does work. | ||
| Yeah, maybe he just comes in and looks just like John Jones at light heavyweight. | ||
| He just doesn't cut any weight. | ||
| And that's all, I mean, I don't know about now, but especially back in the day when I was at Jackson's, all he really did is go with heavyweights and ragdoll them. | ||
| Ragdoll them. | ||
| I'll tell you what, when he fought OSP, I talked to Jackson afterwards, and Greg was saying, I don't like the fact that he's been doing all this powerlifting. | ||
| And he goes, and I feel like that played a part in this fight. | ||
| He got so jacked. | ||
| He did get giant. | ||
| But I didn't think that. | ||
| I felt that it was OSP. I feel like OSP rose to the occasion. | ||
| He's a dangerous guy. | ||
| He's a super athletic guy. | ||
| He's big. | ||
| He's got a powerful left kick. | ||
| And he's an awkward fighter. | ||
| OSP fights awkward. | ||
| And you fuck up and he catches you with a left hook. | ||
| Southpaw explosive. | ||
| Impossible to take down typically. | ||
| He's a fucking strong guy, man. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| Maybe we're just not giving these guys enough credit because I think because we think so high of John, whenever it's close, I'm like, ah, John had an off night. | ||
| Or maybe these guys are really fucking good. | ||
| I think OSP rose to the occasion. | ||
| I have a lot of respect for OSP. When I look at that fight, I think OSP fought a great fight. | ||
| And he fought with a fucking broken arm. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| He fought the entire last round with a broken arm and never even said a thing about it. | ||
| He was fighting with a fucking broken forearm. | ||
| He's a beast, man. | ||
| He's a beast. | ||
| And that's why I think John didn't look so good in that fight. | ||
| I disagree that he didn't look good because of the weightlifting, but I don't know him the way Greg Jackson knows him. | ||
| Here's the only caveat to that, and I don't want to open this can of worms. | ||
| That was also the first time he's been under strict testing. | ||
| That's what the naysayers would say. | ||
| Well, that is the first time maybe little Pico wasn't around. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Here's my defense of that, being a Jon Jones dick sucker. | ||
| You can fucking fill up anyone who he fights on whatever PDs you want, he's still beating them. | ||
| Whatever he's doing, whether he's taking things or not, you could give his freaking opponents... | ||
| As much as they want to, they're not beating him. | ||
| That's a tough argument, though. | ||
| You think? | ||
| Yeah, I don't know if that's necessarily true. | ||
| You fill up Tiago Santos full of fucking Anadrol 50, he might run right through John Jones. | ||
| Talking about that Brazilian acai. | ||
| Yeah, you might be right. | ||
| He might kick his head off. | ||
| He might throw some fucking haymakers. | ||
| That Vitor Belfort spinning kick. | ||
| Who knows, man? | ||
| I still think John, he's too smart, too technical. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| And we don't have to know. | ||
| We don't have to know. | ||
| Because that testing is strict. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think I legitimately believe that what he got was through tainted means, and I don't even know if it was supplements. | ||
| You know, the big theory was that he got cocaine that was laced with creatine. | ||
| I hope that's the problem. | ||
| Because cocaine gets cut with creatine. | ||
| Apparently, according to someone who I know who really knows their shit, it was... | ||
| This is an expert. | ||
| He said, this is very common, that when you buy cheap creatine, cheap creatine often has other shit in it because you're buying it from China and from other places that have unscrupulous mixing. | ||
| Listen, as one of the owners of Onnit, I know that we never had our stuff test positive for steroids, but what we did have is when we looked at the early batches of AlphaBrain, we had it independently tested. | ||
| When Aubrey and I first Opened on it. | ||
| We didn't know what the fuck we were doing in terms of we hadn't run a supplement company before and there was a lot of learning to do. | ||
| And one of the things that we learned was that when you're buying stuff and then you're having stuff mixed, the people that are mixing it, if you don't get the very best people, you're getting people that mix stuff that don't clean out their vats. | ||
| So you might get Winstraw in there? | ||
| You can get anything in there. | ||
| That's not shit I want. | ||
| We never got steroids in ours, but probably because the stuff we're buying is nootropics, which are just... | ||
| Nutrients that enhance brain function. | ||
| So the people that were selling stuff were selling similar things, vitamins and the like. | ||
| But we did get our stuff tainted, in a sense, with other nutrients that weren't supposed to be in there. | ||
| So then we had to do some investigation and then we figured out what the problem was and we adjusted our methods and we changed the people we work with and we did a lot of different things. | ||
| But if you're buying cheap creatine That's what coke dealers use. | ||
| Joe, why is he buying cheap creatine? | ||
| Are you saying the coke from a shady dude? | ||
| Yeah, he's buying New Mexico coke. | ||
| I'm not saying he is. | ||
| You're a millionaire, dude. | ||
| Listen, I've smoked some weed from some fucking shady people. | ||
| Preach. | ||
| And I'm a millionaire, too. | ||
| Preach. | ||
| People bring me some weed. | ||
| If they're my friend, I'm like, alright, bro. | ||
| Smoke some weed. | ||
| You ain't lying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I've ate some weird stuff. | ||
| Yes, yes, yes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know if I buy it. | ||
| I don't investigate everything I eat. | ||
| No, never. | ||
| Dave Chappelle gave me some edibles the other day. | ||
| I don't know where the fuck they came from. | ||
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That's Dave Chappelle, though. | |
| If he's eating it, I'm eating it, bro. | ||
| They're in a bag. | ||
| He probably made it himself. | ||
| I'm pretty sure he ate mushrooms from a fan the other day. | ||
| That's so gangster. | ||
| That's so hardcore. | ||
| We went to see Once Upon a Time in America at 1 o'clock in the morning. | ||
| Dave rented out the entire movie theater. | ||
| We do this fucking sold-out show in the Tacoma Dome. | ||
| We break the all-time attendance record for the Tacoma Dome. | ||
| 25,000 people. | ||
| It was madness. | ||
| We're flying high. | ||
| It's insane. | ||
| It was an insane show. | ||
| Who opens for you guys? | ||
| Well, it's Ashley Barnhill. | ||
| She goes on. | ||
| She does 10 minutes. | ||
| And then Ian Edwards goes on. | ||
| Monster. | ||
| Murders it. | ||
| And then I go on. | ||
| Murdered it. | ||
| It was a fucking crazy intermission. | ||
| There's a DJ. He's got a hype man. | ||
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Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga. | |
| What? | ||
| People are getting drinking. | ||
| Fucking lights and everything. | ||
| It's madness. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Then Donnell Rawlings goes on. | ||
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It's a show. | |
| Murders. | ||
| Then Dave goes on. | ||
| Lights the place on fire. | ||
| Pisses gasoline on the flames. | ||
| Then, afterwards, he and I go on stage together. | ||
| And what do you do together? | ||
| And we take Q&A with the crowd. | ||
| Donnell's got a microphone. | ||
| He's going into the crowd with 20 fucking 5,000 people. | ||
| People are rushing the stage. | ||
| It's madness. | ||
| I mean, madness. | ||
| What questions did you get? | ||
| I'm rich, bitch. | ||
| Everyone's drunk. | ||
| I'm sure Dave hates that, by the way. | ||
| The show is five hours old by the time this is happening. | ||
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Wow. | |
| I'm not exaggerating. | ||
| We go on stage. | ||
| The show's supposed to start at 8. It probably starts at 8.30. | ||
| 9, 10, 11, 12. The show was at least 3 and a half, 4 hours old by the time it was over. | ||
| So the show ends like 12, 30-ish. | ||
| We go immediately from the arena straight to a movie theater that David rented out. | ||
| We have a private screening of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood at 1 o'clock in the morning. | ||
| Dave's eating mushrooms that some fucking guy gave him in the crowd. | ||
| Did you eat them too? | ||
| No! | ||
| Too smart for that, man. | ||
| Fool me once, shame on you. | ||
| Fool me twice, shame on me. | ||
| Was that us up there? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Bro, it was nuts. | ||
| It was nuts. | ||
| Did you like the movie? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Long at 1 in the morning, though. | ||
| We got out of there at 4.30 in the morning. | ||
| Then, we get on a jet at 10, we fly to Salt Lake City, and immediately, everybody gets an IV vitamin drip. | ||
| That Dave set up. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| B12 shots. | ||
| These motherfuckers go rock style. | ||
| Professional. | ||
| Rock star style. | ||
| Professional. | ||
| Dave's got sunglasses on the entire time. | ||
| The whole crew, he has a posse with him. | ||
| He brings his own photographer. | ||
| It was madness. | ||
| Legend. | ||
| I was like, okay, I see how you guys are doing it. | ||
| Oh, by the way, we get picked up at the airport in a tour bus. | ||
| It takes a tour bus, 10 minutes in a tour bus to the airport, or from the airport to the hotel. | ||
| And you're flying private, I assume. | ||
| Why drive around an SUV? We could drive in a fucking tour bus. | ||
| That's for fucking... | ||
| It's hilarious. | ||
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Wow! | |
| It's so much fun. | ||
| How did this... | ||
| But this is what I was wondering. | ||
| So were you and Dave at the store and Dave was like, who asks who? | ||
| Like you're both titans. | ||
| Dave called up my... | ||
| Well, he called up his agent. | ||
| I want to do a show with Joe Rogan. | ||
| And then his agent calls up my agent and they call me and I go, I'm in. | ||
| Let's do it. | ||
| And then did you guys text after that? | ||
| Like, yo, it's going down? | ||
| No! | ||
| We didn't even text. | ||
| Wow, all business. | ||
| It's all business. | ||
| You just met at the arena. | ||
| Well, look, I love that guy. | ||
| You guys know each other and you see each other at the store. | ||
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Yeah, so... | |
| He says, you know, when they say it, I'm like, yeah, let's do it. | ||
| It sounds like an awesome idea. | ||
| And I'm free that weekend. | ||
| Great idea. | ||
| But it was only like five weeks out. | ||
| The show sells out in 24 hours. | ||
| He doesn't have social media. | ||
| No, but that was the thing is that since he doesn't have social media, and I do, it like magnifies everything. | ||
| Because with all the fucking people that I have, 7 million on Instagram and 5 million on Twitter and 2 million on Facebook, it's like all of that shit. | ||
| And then the pod... | ||
| I don't even think I mentioned it on the podcast. | ||
| I don't think I heard it. | ||
| I don't think we had to. | ||
| You didn't have to. | ||
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It sold out so quick. | |
| Dave does like secret shows that sell out in like 30 seconds. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Well, he does a lot of clubs and theaters and does whatever he wants. | ||
| He's a free bird. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, he's free. | ||
| He just does whatever he wants. | ||
| He wears his own clothes too. | ||
| Did you notice that? | ||
| Isn't that great? | ||
| Oh, I love it, man. | ||
| I fucking love it. | ||
| He's living wild, man. | ||
| It's beautiful. | ||
| Are you guys going to do more together? | ||
| Fuck yeah! | ||
| We're already scheduling them. | ||
| I can't say anything because they're not scheduled. | ||
| God, it's so cool. | ||
| We had a great goddamn time. | ||
| Can I tell you what drives me nuts? | ||
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What? | |
| And this is for any artists out there. | ||
| Your guys' art. | ||
| And I text you this. | ||
| You two... | ||
| Take this however you want. | ||
| You two are fucking legends, man. | ||
| For you two to get together and do shows is insane. | ||
| And to use... | ||
| Like, shit that me or Callan used to promote the shows drove me nuts. | ||
| Nah, that's nonsense. | ||
| It's not, though, Joe. | ||
| For the fans, if you get a dope fucking artist to do something like you and Dave Chappelle, it's not for you. | ||
| I'm sure we will. | ||
| In the future, we will. | ||
| Any artist, please, man. | ||
| They ran off some t-shirts in Salt Lake City. | ||
| Just a small batch for the fuck of it. | ||
| There's one I sent to Jamie. | ||
| It's Jay-Z and Eminem in New York. | ||
| Like, two tights come together. | ||
| Aw, man. | ||
| When I saw what you guys were posting, I was like, oh, motherfucker. | ||
| Yeah, you worry about that too much. | ||
| I don't, though. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| I'm a fan. | ||
| I appreciate that. | ||
| That's a history. | ||
| Well, we'll iron that out, because we're going to do a gang more of these. | ||
| So we'll iron all that shit out. | ||
| I'm sure Dave cares, but he doesn't have social media. | ||
| No, he doesn't have any social media. | ||
| He doesn't even pay attention. | ||
| He's the freest guy I've ever met in terms of not being locked into his phone. | ||
| He doesn't even look at his phone. | ||
| He doesn't even have it on him. | ||
| He's got a phone, but he don't look at it. | ||
| He doesn't fuck with it. | ||
| He doesn't care. | ||
| He makes phone calls. | ||
| You know? | ||
| It's like, he FaceTimes people and shit. | ||
| He's not checking social media at all. | ||
| Did you learn anything from him just being around him? | ||
| Well, that is interesting. | ||
| Well, this is what I learned. | ||
| There's levels to everything. | ||
| And he's on this, like, super celebrity, rock star level that's really weird. | ||
| It's really weird. | ||
| But he's so nice. | ||
| He's so, like, he's so fun to be around. | ||
| Like, part of why Dave is so funny is because he's fun. | ||
| When you're around him, it's not like he's serious and then he goes on stage and then he's funny. | ||
| No. | ||
| All day long, it's like legs slapping and looking you in the eyes and fucking cracking and high-fiving. | ||
| It's fun, man. | ||
| He's a fun dude. | ||
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But he's also very wise. | |
| He's wise in his approach. | ||
| For instance, he lives in the middle of Ohio in a fucking farm. | ||
| To get away from all the noise? | ||
| Yes! | ||
| To get away from all the fucking noise, man. | ||
| He wants peace and quiet mixed in with these intermittent bouts of madness. | ||
| So he has these crazy Radio City Music Hall shows. | ||
| That's similar to you, though. | ||
| You don't live in frickin' LA. No, but eventually I'm gonna move out of California. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| When you're older? | ||
| No, not that much time. | ||
| I think pretty soon. | ||
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No. | |
| You mean get a place, but you're still gonna be here. | ||
| Be at the store and shit. | ||
| I'm gonna eventually move. | ||
| What? | ||
| For good? | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| I'm gonna keep a place here. | ||
| And I'm probably going to still do shows out of this studio. | ||
| I'll fly in to do them. | ||
| Like, I'll probably wind up banking them, like doing them in a week, and then taking the rest of the month off. | ||
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Wow! | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't want to be here. | ||
| What about the store? | ||
| There's too many... | ||
| Well, I love the store, but, you know, I also love the improv. | ||
| I've been doing a lot of improv shows. | ||
| Improv's great. | ||
| The store's great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ice House is amazing. | ||
| I'm still going to do shows, but I really think that there's something that's taxing about the volume of people here. | ||
| Agree. | ||
| That bothers me. | ||
| Especially with kids. | ||
| Yeah, and when I came back from Italy, you know, I was in Italy for 12 days, when I came back, like the fucking highway, we landed at like 10 o'clock at night, just bumper to bumper on the 405. I was like, this is stupid. | ||
| This is a stupid place to live, because I travel so much. | ||
| I know. | ||
| I mean, I could travel out of Denver. | ||
| You know, I could live in Denver and travel out of there. | ||
| Denver's crowded as fuck, too, though. | ||
| It's not as bad! | ||
| 25,000 people a month moving there. | ||
| It's a beast. | ||
| It's blowing up. | ||
| It's a lot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe Montana. | ||
| But there's places to live that are more peaceful. | ||
| Yeah, but are you going to be satisfied not doing sets every night at the store, man? | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| Like, your happiness, you know what I'm saying? | ||
| It's a weird balance, because I hear you. | ||
| I hear you wear the balance for your family and stuff. | ||
| But, like, I check off boxes when I go out at night and I can, I see, like, my, I don't, I don't, you're saying, I don't hang out, man. | ||
| I hang out at the store when I see you there at the improv when I see my friends or this is me hanging out. | ||
| I check those boxes on that. | ||
| I don't hang out, man. | ||
| But I need that for my own sanity. | ||
| I need it. | ||
| But I mean, I feel like you can also get that when you tour. | ||
| You know, you can get that when you go on the weekends. | ||
| I think I'd have to do more clubs. | ||
| I can't just do theaters. | ||
| Because I really feel like it's a numbers thing. | ||
| Like in terms of, almost like if you're doing cardio. | ||
| Well, you can't do hard cardio once a week and expect to be in shape. | ||
| You won't be in shape. | ||
| You gotta do a bunch. | ||
| You have to do it many, many times a week. | ||
| So if you're going to live somewhere other than L.A., I feel like you have to do at least five sets a week. | ||
| I think that's the magic number. | ||
| So I think you'd have to do a weekend where you're doing two shows a night, Friday, two shows a night, Saturday, and you'd have to do a weeknight somewhere. | ||
| Or Thursday, Friday, Saturday. | ||
| Yeah, you'd have to do something like that. | ||
| Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Friday, Saturday, Sunday. | ||
| Or you could open your own club in Montana. | ||
| Thursday, Friday, Saturday is better than Friday, Saturday, Sunday. | ||
| Oh, Sunday can suck my dick. | ||
| Yeah, Sunday's a whack night. | ||
| Sunday, that's the Lord's Day, bro. | ||
| It's a bummer of a night, right? | ||
| Everybody's exhausted. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| I don't do Sundays. | ||
| Joey Diaz, I think you and Joey Diaz told me never do Sundays. | ||
| I did it once and I was depressed. | ||
| But also, then I don't get a day off with my family. | ||
| Yeah, not good. | ||
| I don't work Monday nights and then I don't work Sundays. | ||
| That's my only rule. | ||
| Those are smart days, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I'm the same way with you. | ||
| Sunday and Monday is how I've been doing it lately. | ||
| Yeah, and you gotta do that. | ||
| You gotta have those boundaries where you decide to take nights. | ||
| I mean, occasionally I'll do a Monday night, but most of the time it's not. | ||
| Most of the time I take those off. | ||
| But I think there's a real benefit to not being overrun by the volume of people out here. | ||
| Is that what, you think that's why Dave, one of the reasons he excels? | ||
| You guys are similar with that, where you don't, you're not really tuned in with like the masses. | ||
| Meaning tuned in where you're not glued to your freaking, to Twitter and Instagram. | ||
| Well, also he's not into going to like red carpet events and getting photographs. | ||
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Neither are you. | |
| You hate that shit. | ||
| Well, I just feel like it's a circle jerk, you know, and everybody's just, you know, it's just weird. | ||
| The whole celebrity world is very weird. | ||
| It's very weird. | ||
| But I get how people love... | ||
| When you're famous and then you're around other famous people, they're the only people that think you're normal, you know? | ||
| They also understand what you're going through. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| But it's... | ||
| Like, I ran into Jamie Foxx the other night at a steakhouse. | ||
| Most talented guy in the world. | ||
| Nicest guy, too. | ||
| Hands down the most talented guy in the world. | ||
| But... | ||
| When I see him, it's like, what's up? | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| What's going on, man? | ||
| And we're talking and laughing and joking around. | ||
| I'm like, he's never weirded out. | ||
| He's so famous. | ||
| He's like, he probably never gets a chance to be a normal person. | ||
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Never. | |
| Unless he's around other famous people. | ||
| Where you don't want a picture or an autograph or something. | ||
| All that movie you did. | ||
| I'm right, man. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, he likes to just hang out and have fun. | ||
| I wish you'd get him back on the podcast. | ||
| He wants to do it. | ||
| We were talking about it. | ||
| But like a real long form podcast. | ||
| Last time he was like pushing his sunglasses or some shit. | ||
| Oh yeah, that's right. | ||
| He had a sunglass deal. | ||
| He was doing... | ||
| I don't think he's even doing that anymore. | ||
| He had a great story. | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| Somebody probably shackled out some fucking... | ||
| Serious. | ||
| Cheddar. | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Serious. | ||
| Jamie Foxx and those bullshit sunglasses. | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| It was him and Jeremy Piven. | ||
| They were pushing sunglasses? | ||
| Yeah, it was him and Pippen together. | ||
| Are those still alive? | ||
| Are those sunglasses still alive? | ||
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Is Pippen still alive? | |
| No, no. | ||
| Are those sunglasses? | ||
| Oh, I don't think... | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| The answer to all that is no. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, the sunglasses kind of, I think, fizzled out. | ||
| But you got to figure, Jamie Foxx to push sunglasses? | ||
| You think he needs money from your fucking sunglass sales? | ||
| Right, why did he do that? | ||
| They had to pay him fucking... | ||
| Did I ever tell you I ran into him at a gas station? | ||
| Some guy pulls up in a fucking car that doesn't even look like it's from this planet. | ||
| Some strange SUV, some weird fucking, I don't know what it's called, but I looked at it and I was like, what the fuck is that thing? | ||
| We're a weird looking thing. | ||
| I forget what it's based on. | ||
| It's based on the frame of a Jeep Wrangler and they build this insane $500,000 fucking SUV. And the window rolls down. | ||
| What's up, Joe? | ||
| It's Jamie Foxx. | ||
| I'm like, what are you doing, Jamie? | ||
| I'm like, what is this? | ||
| And his friend was selling them. | ||
| His friend probably gave it to Jamie. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| The only way he's sold. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was like, this is the craziest car I've ever seen. | ||
| It's so weird looking. | ||
| You know what it is? | ||
| They're like boxy, right? | ||
| But then they have squinky little lights. | ||
| I don't know how to even find it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Just Google Jamie Foxx crazy SUV. I got crazy expensive Jeep Wranglers that I got so far. | |
| Why I know this, I don't know. | ||
| But it's Chris Brown drives one of his new video where he dances with the house. | ||
| Oh, he's got one of them too? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're probably giving them away to people. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Resvani tank. | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| Yeah, let me see what that pitch looks like. | ||
| Yeah, they're sick. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| Give it to Chris Brown. | ||
| It's in his video. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| Yeah, that's it. | ||
|
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Look at that fucking thing. | |
| That's exactly it. | ||
| That thing's so cool. | ||
|
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Look at that thing. | |
| Look at that thing. | ||
| It's nuts. | ||
| It's fucking RoboCop. | ||
| Look, it's dope, though. | ||
| He pulled up. | ||
| Look, it's got the suicide doors in the back. | ||
| And the interior is gorgeous. | ||
| The engine's based off a Jeep Wrangler? | ||
| I don't know what it is. | ||
| I don't know what it is. | ||
| There it is! | ||
| That's a dope ride, man. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| It's really incredible. | ||
| But I hear... | ||
| Now I want one. | ||
| I mean, they're real expensive, right? | ||
| This is $150, $180, something like that. | ||
| Oh, that's not that bad. | ||
| Not terrible. | ||
| I thought it was like a half a million. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| I thought at least $350. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| 500 horsepower, 180,000. | ||
| Sufficient. | ||
| 180. Wow. | ||
| Isn't it funny that 500 horsepower used to be insanity? | ||
| Me and my brother were talking about this. | ||
| My brother's a huge car guy. | ||
| We were talking about this. | ||
| And I just got my Ferrari over 800. And... | ||
| Just that phrase, I just got my Ferrari. | ||
| Over 800. So ridiculous. | ||
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Over 800 horsepower. | |
| So ridiculous. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| They're going to come out. | ||
| Well, the TDF, they have a TDF version of mine. | ||
| They'll only be 600. What's a TDF? It's like the souped-up version of mine. | ||
| It's the race version. | ||
| They only made 600 of them. | ||
| And that comes stock with like 817 horsepower. | ||
| But then Ferrari went, cool story, we're coming out with the 812 Superfast V12. TDF. For the Tour de France. | ||
| But they can't call it the Tour de France. | ||
| They have to call it TDF because Tour de France, the fucking bike boys own it. | ||
| Did you see that shit where this guy had a super fast and he's apparently a very famous designer and he put his sneakers on the roof of this dope fucking Ferrari that he owns. | ||
| He owns this crazy green Ferrari. | ||
| Super fast? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It's gorgeous. | ||
| And he put his sneakers, which are green as well, on the Ferrari. | ||
| And Ferrari sent him a cease and desist. | ||
| And they threatened him. | ||
| This guy, Philipp Plein, lashes out a Ferrari over a cease and desist letter. | ||
| But look at the photo. | ||
| He's wearing an alligator jacket. | ||
| Yeah, of course he is. | ||
| What an asshole. | ||
| Apparently, I asked my wife, and this guy's a fan. | ||
| Look how dope that color is. | ||
| I'm not usually into a green car, but that looks fucking amazing. | ||
| Porsche makes the GT3 in it. | ||
| But that's a metallic, shiny... | ||
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Yeah, it is. | |
| That's a hot electric green. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| See if there's any other pictures of his car. | ||
| But look at that. | ||
| He's got these dope sneakers, and they're sitting on his Ferrari. | ||
| And Ferrari was angry. | ||
| They were like, you're using our brand or something like that. | ||
| Oh, because... | ||
| I'm trying to think. | ||
| Because he painted green. | ||
| Are those his shoes? | ||
| And it's with the Ferrari? | ||
| Look at what they said. | ||
| Ferrari's trademarks and model cars are associated in your pictures with a lifestyle totally inconsistent with Ferrari's brand perception in connection with performers making sexual innuendos and using Ferrari cars as props in a manner which is, per se, distasteful. | ||
| This behavior tarnishes the reputation of Ferrari's brands and causes Ferrari further material damage. | ||
| In fact, the undesirable connection between Ferrari's trademarks on the one hand and Philippine's line of shoes and the questionable manner in which they're promoted on the other hand is interfering negatively with the rights enjoyed by Ferrari's selected licenses which are exclusively entitled to use Ferrari's trademarks To produce and promote line of shoes, Ferrari brand. | ||
| That's nonsense. | ||
| That's why I love Ferrari. | ||
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Why? | |
| Don't they have Ferrari branded shoes? | ||
| Fuck yeah, they do. | ||
|
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Do they? | |
| They sell more merch than cars. | ||
| They make their money off merch. | ||
| But this guy is a very successful designer. | ||
| His stuff is very expensive. | ||
| That's why you gotta love Ferrari. | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| Get that shit out of here. | ||
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No! | |
| Get that shit out of here. | ||
| How about you leave it alone? | ||
| No, I'm just kidding, dude. | ||
| No, here's the thing. | ||
| He probably got allocated the super fast, because you know how Ferrari works. | ||
| You can't just walk in the store and buy one. | ||
| So you got allocated one. | ||
| So he probably owned other V12s. | ||
| It's a crazy... | ||
| He's owned Ferraris for 10 years, he said. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| So he gets allocated the new ones. | ||
| So he probably had access to the TDF. Then he got a super fast, and then he painted it green like an asshole, which is a cool color. | ||
| No, he can't. | ||
| Well, he might have had it paint to show. | ||
| I don't think Ferrari offers that green. | ||
| What? | ||
| No, no way. | ||
| Really? | ||
| No. | ||
| He did that himself. | ||
| That's why Ferrari's like, Jesus Christ, dude, be cool. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You don't think Ferrari offers that color? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I would doubt it. | ||
| Have you ever seen another Ferrari? | ||
| If they did, oh man. | ||
| I've never seen one of those. | ||
| He probably paid such a premium for that color because they don't make that color. | ||
| Well, the only one I've seen in the flesh is yours. | ||
| I've never seen one of those cars before. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, I've seen one of them at a dealership. | ||
| There's only 700 of them in the States. | ||
| I saw a gray, like that Battleship Gray. | ||
| God, it made my dick hard. | ||
| Certain cars do, man. | ||
| I want so many cars. | ||
| I know, it's crazy, right? | ||
| Yeah, man. | ||
| It's a problem with cars. | ||
| I'll tell you this, I absolutely love Ferrari. | ||
| I love Ferrari. | ||
| There's nothing like a Porsche. | ||
| In terms of driving? | ||
| I've had all the cars. | ||
| There's nothing as far as the driving experience but in the Porsche. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I agree. | ||
| I think I have to always have a Porsche. | ||
| The reason why I still have that 2007 GT3 RS that Sharkworks worked on? | ||
| That's one of the greatest cars ever, though. | ||
| Every time I get in there, I get happy. | ||
| It just feels amazing. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| And also... | ||
| You can feel it. | ||
| I want a goddamn manual transmission. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| That's what I want now. | ||
| The Porsche is the last of the Mohicans. | ||
| They still don't do it, though, for the GT3 RS, and they still don't do it for the GT2 RS. I wish they did. | ||
| But you can get it in the GT3 Touring. | ||
| The GT3 and the GT3 Touring, they'll sell you with a manual transmission. | ||
| Which is what... | ||
| Yeah, I want to get one of those. | ||
| Dude, the new Corvette. | ||
| Abandon the manual. | ||
| I know, but they're fast as fuck. | ||
| No, I agree. | ||
| I mean, you drive a Tesla. | ||
| What? | ||
| But the Corvette, to me, it looks badass. | ||
| They completely ripped off Ferrari. | ||
| I mean, come on. | ||
| It's a mid-engine car. | ||
| Mid-engine car. | ||
| Yeah, but I have a 65 Corvette with a giant hearse shifter with a fucking cue ball. | ||
| The cue ball shift, that's the real goddamn shift. | ||
| That's America! | ||
| I know. | ||
| Side pipes, bitch! | ||
| I know. | ||
| I don't want one of those Corvettes, though. | ||
| They look cool, but I won't. | ||
| They look dope, man. | ||
| When the ZR1 comes out and it goes 0-60 in three milliseconds, you're going to want one. | ||
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You know what? | |
| It's not all about 0-60. | ||
| I'm not Vin Diesel. | ||
| I don't live my life one quarter of a mile at a time. | ||
| Guess who else isn't Vin Diesel? | ||
| Vin Diesel. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| That motherfucker wears sunglasses at night. | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| Yeah, he does. | ||
| You know that he's quietly becoming a billionaire from the Fast and Furious franchise? | ||
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Really? | |
| Because he owns it. | ||
| That's his? | ||
| Yeah, it's his. | ||
| So like Universal, the rides and all that, he's quietly becoming a billionaire. | ||
| He's probably in a castle somewhere doing Caligula shit. | ||
| And fucking dudes. | ||
| You think so? | ||
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For sure! | |
| Really? | ||
| You don't get those vibes from him? | ||
| I didn't even think that. | ||
| When he's in the wife beater, like barbecuing all the time? | ||
| He's barbecuing? | ||
| Yeah, in Passive Beers. | ||
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I do too, but in a beater? | |
| I have to wear a wife beater, but my wife yells at me. | ||
| She doesn't let me wear those. | ||
| I can go shirtless. | ||
| Rightfully so. | ||
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Rightfully so. | |
| If I have a wife beat her on, she'll start making fun of me. | ||
| That's fair, man. | ||
| It's so old school. | ||
| Do you remember that video? | ||
| What's he doing? | ||
| Butt fucking? | ||
| He's singing the Beyonce song five years ago. | ||
| What's going on with his pants? | ||
| Why are they so low? | ||
| I'm not going to show up, but this went viral. | ||
| You've got to show Joe, though. | ||
| Drunk in love. | ||
| Yeah, he starts singing Beyonce song. | ||
| What is he doing? | ||
| Yeah, this is the longest. | ||
| Three minutes. | ||
| He made it himself. | ||
| And we can't play this? | ||
| Well, the song will get it. | ||
| They can hear the audio, though. | ||
| This is unnecessary. | ||
| Just the dancing is unnecessary. | ||
| But dude, he's celebrating his movie and went, I don't know, platinum or some shit like that. | ||
| So he does Drunk in Love. | ||
| He does a cover of him singing. | ||
| Okay, kill this before. | ||
| Can you hear it? | ||
| Listen, I'm on Team Rock. | ||
| Dude, you do not live your life one quarter mile at a time if you're doing this, bro. | ||
| I'm on Team The Rock all day, every day. | ||
| Even The Rock don't get along, right? | ||
| They hate each other. | ||
| What do you think happened there? | ||
| I heard Rock was a big diva on set. | ||
| Rock is a big diva? | ||
| That's what I heard. | ||
| From who? | ||
| People. | ||
| What'd you hear? | ||
| That were on the set. | ||
| Just that, you know, The Rock sometimes shows up late and there's trailers and he wanted the biggest trailer and obviously Vin Diesel, you know, he's Mr. fucking Fast and Furious. | ||
| Who knows who's right? | ||
| Listen, he just did Beyonce cover, so I don't know. | ||
| Sixteen rules. | ||
| Let's kill that. | ||
| I'm also Team Rock here as well. | ||
| Sixteen rules the cast of Fast and Furious have to follow on set. | ||
| What? | ||
| There's rules? | ||
| Certain guys can't get hit a certain amount of times. | ||
| They have to win fights in certain ways. | ||
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What? | |
| You know the Rock? | ||
| That's not a good version. | ||
| Go back to that. | ||
| Just go back to it. | ||
| I was reading that. | ||
| I know, but this isn't the best version. | ||
| They have to go to racing school in Las Vegas? | ||
| That makes sense, though. | ||
| That does make sense. | ||
| Fast and Furious. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But, you know, The Rock and Vin Diesel couldn't be on set at the same time. | ||
| They hate each other so bad. | ||
| Really? | ||
| They had to shoot different scenes and, like, shoot it so it looked like someone was there. | ||
| They hate each other so much. | ||
| Didn't The Rock gotten a big thing with Tyrese, too, right? | ||
| Ah, Tyrese was just flipping out because, like, all he has is Fast and Furious. | ||
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Really? | |
| So that when The Rock did a spinoff, he's like, how dare you? | ||
| We're a family. | ||
| The Rock was like, no, we're not. | ||
| They gave me a spinoff, dumbass. | ||
| But remember when The Rock was shitting on his music? | ||
| That was fantastic. | ||
| Oh, lit. | ||
| Because Rock is so positive. | ||
| Tyrese Gibson reignites fast feud with Dwayne Johnson calls spinoff Hobson Shaw's not a win. | ||
| Look at Tyrese crying in that video. | ||
| Why is he crying? | ||
| He went crazy. | ||
| He went crazy for a shot. | ||
| Why is he crying? | ||
| This is all I've got? | ||
| And he asked Will Smith for money. | ||
| That's what he's mad about? | ||
| Why did he ask Will Smith for money? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think he fell in hard times. | ||
| This is making me sad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The video. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| People lose their mind, man. | ||
| The actors, really. | ||
| They lose their mind. | ||
| Because you're pretending to be someone else all the time? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Except for The Rock. | ||
| Not good for you. | ||
| That guy, you know what he does? | ||
| He just goes to the gym. | ||
| The Rock? | ||
| With two hours sleep. | ||
| A lot of steroids. | ||
| You think? | ||
| Joe. | ||
| Do you really? | ||
| You think he's getting big like that from cocaine again? | ||
| Cocaine again? | ||
| He used to do cocaine? | ||
| No, I'm saying the Jon Jones thing. | ||
| But I'm just saying... | ||
| Me and Bert Kreiser were talking about this. | ||
| I think Bert's going to make a bit of it, but... | ||
| When you see The Rock, you know how it is working out. | ||
| Two hours of sleep. | ||
| For sure, he's doing that stuff, man. | ||
| He's grinding. | ||
| He's on private jets. | ||
| He is loaded on performance-enhancing drugs, dude. | ||
| You think so? | ||
| His body is pulsing, as your boy the Golden Snitch would say. | ||
| Boy, I don't know. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| I don't know, bro. | ||
| I don't know what you're saying. | ||
| I don't know, bro. | ||
| Jason Statham and The Rock refuse to lose fights against one another. | ||
| Jason Statham. | ||
| Come on, bro. | ||
| Jason, settle down. | ||
| How about you really fight and then that determines what happens? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You weigh 170 pounds. | ||
| He used to be an Olympic swimmer, you know that? | ||
| He's a bad motherfucker, though, Jason Statham. | ||
| But The Rock is an enormous human. | ||
| How are they the same height there? | ||
| That doesn't make any sense. | ||
| That is strange. | ||
| Is he on a box? | ||
| Good. | ||
| That doesn't make any sense. | ||
| Okay, egocentric demands are nothing new. | ||
| First of all, we don't know if this is true. | ||
| And this is The Guardian, which is kind of a nonsense website. | ||
| So let's just stop reading this. | ||
| It's interesting, though. | ||
| And you know it's also probably true. | ||
| Behind the movie series told The Wall Street Journal, Paywall, that actors including Jason Statham, Dwayne The Rock Johnson, and Vin Diesel have contracts demanding that limit the amount of punishment their characters take in fights. | ||
| Because they don't want to look like bitches. | ||
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Oh, good lord! | |
| You imagine telling your agent that? | ||
| I'm down to do it, man. | ||
| I read through the script. | ||
| When he punches me in the face, I'm not going down, bro. | ||
| I'm not doing it. | ||
| You imagine doing that? | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| That's so crazy. | ||
| Think if your group of friends were around, and you're like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? | ||
| What's up, James? | ||
| Diesel's sister reported to have been present on set asking if her brother was going to get his licks back in. | ||
| Well, that could... | ||
| She'd been joking around. | ||
| My sister might say that, too, if she saw me in a movie, get my ass kicked. | ||
| You're going to go fuck him up? | ||
| We'd be laughing together. | ||
| I'd slap her in the face. | ||
| Can I get my legs back in? | ||
| Well, you know it's fake, bitch. | ||
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Like, what are you talking about? | |
| I'm also making $100 million. | ||
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What are you talking about? | |
| You could whoop my ass every scene for that money. | ||
| It's funny when a movie franchise just gets bananas huge like that. | ||
| Just so big. | ||
| And Vin Diesel's like, yeah, cool, man. | ||
| But he's always doing a million things at once. | ||
| Is he or is he just doing fast? | ||
| What else is he doing, bro? | ||
| Well, he's got a television show. | ||
|
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No! | |
| Yes, he does. | ||
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Vin Diesel? | |
| Yeah, like a game show, Fear Factor type television show. | ||
| He is always doing something. | ||
| He's also doing Jumanji. | ||
| He did a new Jumanji one. | ||
| Are you talking about The Rock? | ||
| Oh, The Rock. | ||
| You're talking about The Rock. | ||
| What'd you say Vin Diesel? | ||
| Vin Diesel. | ||
| All he does is... | ||
| Vin Diesel goes, I'm getting on Fast and Furious. | ||
| I make a billion dollars. | ||
| Did I say Vin Diesel or The Rock? | ||
| You said Vin Diesel. | ||
| Oh, I'm sorry. | ||
| I'm drunk. | ||
| Unless he's fixing the rides at Universal Studios. | ||
| The Rock is always doing a million different things at once. | ||
| Always. | ||
| He's got Ballers on HBO. He's got that TV show that he does, which is like some crazy fucking Fear Factor type deal. | ||
| He's got Jumanji. | ||
| He's always filming a million different shows at the same time. | ||
| No, he's doing a thousand movies. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| How does he do that? | ||
| Again, to my point, a lot of steroids, a lot of performance and drugs, and I'm all about it. | ||
| I have no problem with this. | ||
| But let's tell the kids like it is. | ||
| Like, I thought Arnold was... | ||
| I was like, man, hopefully I can get there one day if I keep being in the gym. | ||
| I wish my dad would be like, uh-uh. | ||
| It's never happening. | ||
| Not happening. | ||
| We gotta inject some shit in your ass. | ||
| Forgot that Vin Diesel is in the Avengers. | ||
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What? | |
| What? | ||
| He's Groot. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| He's the voice of Groot. | ||
| Guardians of the Galaxy. | ||
| Probably takes him 30 minutes to do that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Um... | ||
| You know what else? | ||
| That vitamin drip that I did with Chappelle? | ||
| That opened my eyes. | ||
| I've never done one of those things before. | ||
| You've never done IV? IV vitamin drip? | ||
| I swear by him, brother. | ||
| I swear by him. | ||
| I did a bag and a half and I was ready to run through a wall. | ||
| I had three hours sleep. | ||
| They'll come to your house. | ||
| Yeah, they'll come anywhere. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They came to our hotel room. | ||
| Yeah, I get them at the crib all the time. | ||
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Do you really? | |
| Because my girl's pregnant again. | ||
| We have another one coming in November. | ||
| And for the nausea, we get IVs. | ||
| It works? | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| Night and day. | ||
| It's amazing for pumping you up. | ||
| Not too tired. | ||
| In that time in Vegas I had to get it? | ||
| You had a show there and I showed up wasted, I think. | ||
| Like the New Year's Eve UFC. I had to wake up and I had to get it. | ||
| You felt so much better? | ||
| 20 minutes. | ||
| I was good to go. | ||
| It was crazy. | ||
| You know what's crazy to me? | ||
| The UFC doesn't allow... | ||
| You feel so good. | ||
| Well, it's because you can mask the use of performance-enhancing drugs. | ||
| Fucking haters, bro. | ||
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God. | |
| Speaking of performance-enhancing drugs, let's talk about the cyborg situation. | ||
| I knew you were going to go there. | ||
| As soon as I said that, oh, he's going to bring up cyborg. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| See Dana go hard in the paint? | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I like when he goes hard in the paint. | ||
| He's the only guy... | ||
| Listen, say what you want about Dana, and I do like it. | ||
| We always say, can you imagine if another commissioner did this or another owner did this? | ||
| But I do like when he does spit the... | ||
| Because what he's saying is the truth. | ||
| Sometimes he's on one, and you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? | ||
| You're screwing these guys over? | ||
| Then sometimes, with the Cyborg thing, when you send that to me, I'm like, I agree with him 100%. | ||
| I love when he does that. | ||
| Well, they fucked up. | ||
| And they really fucked up. | ||
| They mean Cyborg's team. | ||
| Cyborg's team. | ||
| Whoever did it, whether it's her boyfriend or whoever it was that edited that video, that lied and put words in his mouth, is so fucking stupid. | ||
| You don't think that they're going to do something about that? | ||
| You're out of your goddamn mind. | ||
| When they edited that video to say that whenever I'm talking in public, I'm not telling the truth, which is not what he said at all, and then they have it edit and cut right there? | ||
| Well, I'll tell you this right now. | ||
| Dana's too smart. | ||
| Let's say he thinks that. | ||
| You think he would say that in a public forum to Cyborg when they're face-to-face like that? | ||
| You don't think you realize there's cameras around? | ||
| No. | ||
| He's way too smart for that. | ||
| So A, I'm like, well, he's not that dumb. | ||
| B, that video, you can tell it's so full of shit. | ||
| Same thing happened with me and Nate Diaz had our confrontation. | ||
| I didn't say any of that stuff. | ||
| Someone made that all up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, what also they did was they were bringing back shit that happened five years ago. | ||
| And Cyborg was saying she wanted an apology from me. | ||
| And I don't think it was that she wanted an apology from me. | ||
| I think it was her boyfriend or someone on the team. | ||
| I apologized to her. | ||
| Me and her. | ||
| No one around. | ||
| Face to face. | ||
| And I took a photo with her afterwards. | ||
| There's a photo of me and her on my Instagram. | ||
| You were just like, hey, me and my guys were goofing around. | ||
| She started fighting in the UFC. She hadn't fought in the UFC before. | ||
| And I said, hey, I'm sorry about the jokes. | ||
| I promise no more jokes. | ||
| And I said, I am actually a fan of yours. | ||
| And I want you to succeed in the UFC. And I wish you the best of luck. | ||
| I go, no hard feelings. | ||
| She goes, no, those jokes kind of hurt my feelings. | ||
| And I said, I'm sorry. | ||
| I go, I promise no more jokes. | ||
| I gave her a hug and we took a picture together. | ||
| And that was, when was that? | ||
| 2017. Here's the only time where I'm like, God damn, man, is her kids getting bullied at school because of the comments. | ||
| I didn't know she had a kid. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| How many kids did she have? | ||
| She has one daughter, I think, in like fourth grade. | ||
| And she goes, because of the narrative that the UFC's painted, right or wrong, I get it from the UFC side. | ||
| It doesn't mean it's right. | ||
| What narrative? | ||
| That she's this heel, she's this monster, PEDs, right? | ||
| Yeah, but that's because she tested positive. | ||
| Once? | ||
| We don't talk about Jon Jones. | ||
| He's tested positive more than once. | ||
| First of all, Jon Jones got tested positive for this tiny amount of something that Probably came from a tainted supplement. | ||
| She tested positive for a serious steroid. | ||
| A woman taking a steroid is different than a man taking a steroid. | ||
| I'm with you. | ||
| Take out female male, which is tough to do here. | ||
| There's been people who have tested positive before where that's not their narrative. | ||
| Brock Lesnar. | ||
| Yeah, but it is Brock Lesnar's narrative. | ||
| It's also Alistair Overeem's narrative. | ||
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Is it? | |
| Was it Vitor Belfort? | ||
| Is it Vitor? | ||
| TRT Vitor? | ||
| The UFC doesn't tell you that, though. | ||
| But you and I do. | ||
| The fans do. | ||
| They're not marketing the fact that Starboard was taking steroids. | ||
| No, they market her into this kind of heel role, though. | ||
| Where if you know her, she's awesome. | ||
| But no, they market her as a destroyer, which she is in her career. | ||
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The scary destroyer, but also in a good way. | |
| Look, if you look at her fights, you look at the fight with, look, when it gets dark is when you go back to the non-testing days, like the Gina Carano fight, when she had veins coming out of her face, and she looked like a fucking murderer. | ||
| And Gina Carano, this is my argument for, I don't mean to interrupt you, but Gina Carano, A, the hottest Chica to have her fight in MMA. B, fought Cyborg when she was juiced to the gills. | ||
| Did pretty well. | ||
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Did pretty well. | |
| Go back to the match. | ||
| She did pretty well. | ||
| Shout out to Gina Carano. | ||
| Eventually got beaten down. | ||
| And there's a picture of Cyborg holding Gina's face and punching her. | ||
| And you see the black fingernails. | ||
| And she's got this mean look in her face. | ||
| And she's punching Gina in the face. | ||
| Bring that shit up, Jamie. | ||
| You ever seen that picture? | ||
| I've never seen it. | ||
| Dude, it's one of those pictures. | ||
| It was the demise. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It's a standing photo of Cyborg punching. | ||
| Oh, is it that one? | ||
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Yeah, right there. | |
| Right there. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Far left. | ||
| Go left. | ||
| Go left. | ||
| One above that. | ||
| One above that. | ||
| Right there. | ||
| Bam. | ||
| That's the photo. | ||
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Jesus Christ. | |
| But look at the black fingernails. | ||
| Wait, how can she grab her face like that and punch her? | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| Well, it's the end of the fight. | ||
| I mean, she's already beaten her down. | ||
| But, I mean, she's holding her face with those black fingernails and just crushing Gina's head. | ||
| She beat the shit out of her. | ||
| But Gina was a beast, man, and she hung in there as long as she could, but the consensus was that Cyborg was juiced up in that fight. | ||
| Well, in that one, right, you mark it as Beauty and the Beast, right? | ||
| That's just the way it is. | ||
| Gina's a gorgeous individual. | ||
| Cyborg... | ||
| Not so much when it comes to the looks department. | ||
| So I get that market at Beauty and the Beast. | ||
| I had Kyla Harrison on. | ||
| You know who that is? | ||
| The PFL. She's a two-time gold medalist. | ||
| It's Kayla, right? | ||
| Kayla Harrison, yeah. | ||
| Monster. | ||
| And she's in the PFL, and she's in the tournament there, and she wants to fight Cyborg. | ||
| Yeah, well there's a lot of people that are wanting to fight. | ||
| She definitely wants, right? | ||
| Undefeated, gold medalist. | ||
| And I was talking to her about why does she think that kind of cyborg has gone down this road in her career? | ||
| And then I pitched her on, you know, if I'm the UFC, this might be completely fucking wrong, I don't know, but this is how I would do it and this is what they're doing is what I think. | ||
| But if I'm the UFC, as nice as a person cyborg is, there's no other girl walking this planet that looks like cyborg, really. | ||
| Because maybe PDs, to your point. | ||
| Well, wait a minute. | ||
| When you say maybe, like most likely. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| I'm trying to be cool. | ||
| I'm trying to be nice. | ||
| I know you're trying to be nice. | ||
| There's a lot of girls that look like Paige Van Zandt. | ||
| There's a lot of girls like Paige Van Zandt or Ronda Rousey or Misha Tate. | ||
| So they're going to push those girls more because that's what people can relate to more than a girl like Cyborg. | ||
| And I don't think I'm saying anything no one has assumed already. | ||
| And I like Cyborg the nice person. | ||
| And I don't think Cyborg is a bad person. | ||
| I think her management and the way they've handled things have completely fucked her. | ||
| And I think her going to battle with the UFC was the worst thing. | ||
| And it's not her. | ||
| I don't think it's her either. | ||
| And I think she is a nice person. | ||
| And every time I've ever met her... | ||
| Interacted with her. | ||
| And look, even that last fight. | ||
| And that was the thing with the Spencer fight. | ||
| Like, that people were saying that, oh, you guys, it was biased commentary. | ||
| No, it wasn't. | ||
| That girl survived. | ||
| That girl survived the onslaught. | ||
| See, that's not impressive to me. | ||
| You're the greatest commentator of all time. | ||
| It was her 8th pro fight. | ||
| But still, there were some 10-8 rounds. | ||
| Cyborg beat the fuck out of her, dude. | ||
| That fight wasn't close. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| It wasn't close. | ||
| But the narrative was how tough she was. | ||
| I'm like, Cyborg's beating the ragdoll on this girl. | ||
| And she cut Cyborg's face wide open. | ||
| With one elbow. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Who gives a fuck? | ||
| She got beat up the rest of the fight. | ||
| There's 10, 8 rounds. | ||
| The idea was that she was going to run through that girl, and she didn't. | ||
| That girl was tough as shit. | ||
| It wasn't a competitive fight. | ||
| Well, she doesn't have striking that is on the level of... | ||
| She doesn't have power to keep Cyborg off her. | ||
| She just doesn't. | ||
| Cyborg lit her up like a Christmas tree. | ||
| She did. | ||
| Though there was 10, 8 rounds, and I was like, oh, that fight's not even close. | ||
| No, it's not good. | ||
| I feel you guys, because it's the Jon Jones thing. | ||
| When you go into a fight, it's like when Jon doesn't destroy someone, you're talking about the other guy. | ||
| And with Cyborg 2, you expect just to murk this guy. | ||
| Well, Tiago Santos was way closer. | ||
| I mean, that was a way closer fight. | ||
| Tiago Santos was a one-point fight. | ||
| He won some rounds. | ||
| Well, it was a split decision. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Yeah, 100%. | ||
| One judge thought that Tiago won the fight. | ||
| I don't agree with that judge, but that's how close that fight was. | ||
| There was no one that thought that Spencer won that fight after it was over, but it was amazing that she was able to endure the fucking beating that Cyborg put on her. | ||
| It was incredible. | ||
| It was a tough girl. | ||
| Not in the same league. | ||
| It was one of those fights where no one's clamoring for that fight in the first place. | ||
| Who was asking for that fight? | ||
| Not me. | ||
| Other than her. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm excited for the fight card next week in Anaheim because the cards... | ||
| I don't know if you agree with this. | ||
| The cards up to this point have been dog shit. | ||
| The main events have been good, but other than that, they've been dog shit. | ||
| But I think they're doing on purpose. | ||
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There's so many fights. | |
| There's so many. | ||
| The main events have been great. | ||
| Other than that, they've been awful cards. | ||
| So then Anaheim is going to be amazing. | ||
| Who else fought this past weekend? | ||
| I looked at the card. | ||
| I don't know what to tell you. | ||
| What was the other fights in the undercard? | ||
| There were some good fights in the undercard. | ||
| Jim Miller, Diego Sanchez. | ||
| Jim Miller and Clay Guido was wild. | ||
| Jim Miller and Clay Guido was fucking wild. | ||
| That was wild. | ||
| But in terms of title implications, yeah, this is the big one this weekend. | ||
| Because this weekend you got Yoel Romero versus Paulo Costa. | ||
| Next weekend, right? | ||
| Yoel Romero versus Paulo Costa, which is best body contest of all time. | ||
| First team all diamonds. | ||
| Yeah, amazing fight too. | ||
| I mean, Costa is just on a fucking rampage. | ||
| I bet the going snitch is just like, fellas? | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Fellas? | ||
| You know the deal. | ||
| Yoel is the freak of all freaks. | ||
| You know, I mean, he is the freak. | ||
| Host is no punk either with that body. | ||
| No, both of them. | ||
| Both of them are beasts. | ||
| That's an amazing fight as long as it lasts. | ||
| And you got Stipe DC, which to me is so interesting. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| It wasn't that interesting to me until I came on her a few months ago and you were talking about it. | ||
| And I'm like, that is a really good fucking fight because if you go back and watch the first fight with Stipe and DC, DC wasn't dominating and then clipped him. | ||
| You know, and Stipe's had time. | ||
| Stipe's a motherfucker. | ||
| Like, that's a really good fight, man. | ||
| I don't like the long layoff for Stipe, but it's a good fight. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I don't like it. | ||
| The reason why I like it is he was coming off of that fucking crazy war with Francis Ngana where he took some big shots, particularly in the first round. | ||
| How impressive is that now that we know what Francis is capable of? | ||
| Yeah, and Francis knocks everybody dead. | ||
| And Stipe's the only guy not just to survive Francis, but to beat him. | ||
| He figured it out like a champion, got him to the ground, neutralized all his weapons and beat him. | ||
| I think Francis for Stipe would be different this time. | ||
| I think Francis made leaps and bound improvements to his grappling. | ||
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| And confidence. | ||
| And he's not so rock star, reckless lifestyle, and his ego's in check. | ||
| Like, you sit and talk to him, like, oh, fuck, this guy's tuned in, man. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's, look, and he knows what's at stake now with Daniel. | ||
| You know, and Daniel knows, too. | ||
| I mean, Daniel's treating it like he's about to fight the greatest heavyweight of all time. | ||
| You know, that's his approach. | ||
| I mean, that's what he said to me behind the scenes. | ||
| But he just thinks he's better in every way. | ||
| And he thinks he's going to beat him again. | ||
| And Stipe thinks he just got clipped with that one punch. | ||
| If he doesn't get clipped with that one punch, he wins that fight. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'll take both arguments. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Let's see what happens, man. | ||
| Who the fuck knows? | ||
| It's such a great fight. | ||
| It's an amazing, amazing fight. | ||
| And then you got Pettis versus Nate Diaz. | ||
| That's at 170, right? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| Look, Nate doesn't want to cut any weight. | ||
| And Pettis just knocked out Wonderboy. | ||
| So he's like, fuck it. | ||
| Let's do this. | ||
| Pettis' last fight was against Tony Ferguson, right? | ||
| Wonderboy. | ||
| Was it Wonderboy? | ||
| Yeah, knocked out Wonderboy. | ||
| Tony Ferguson was before that. | ||
| Tony Ferguson was at 55. That's right. | ||
| And Pettis' first fight at 70. I mean, look, man, when you've been starving yourself, you get to 45 and 55, and then finally you fight at 170 and you knock Wonderboy out with a Superman punch. | ||
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| You've got to think, hey, maybe this is my weight class. | ||
| And the only question with Nate Diaz, and I would assume Nate Diaz, or I'm sorry, Anthony Pettis is the favorite, because Nate Diaz ended up fighting a hot fucking second. | ||
| I don't think he is the favorite. | ||
| I bet Nate's the favorite. | ||
| I bet Anthony Pettis is the favorite. | ||
| Yeah, let's check. | ||
| Let's check in terms of... | ||
| You think Diaz would be the favorite in that? | ||
| I don't think so, dude. | ||
| With the leg kicks from Anthony Pettis? | ||
| Well, I think gambling. | ||
| Oh, I think Pettis is the favorite. | ||
| Okay, maybe you might think Pettis is the favorite in terms of the way you view the fight. | ||
| But when you think about favorites, favorites depend upon who's betting for who. | ||
| And I think there's going to be a shit ton of people betting on Nate Diaz. | ||
| Nate Diaz has an army behind him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's a huge star. | ||
| He's one of the least, he's like the worst promoted superstar. | ||
| Him and his brother. | ||
| Him and his brother. | ||
| They could have made giant stars. | ||
| That's my favorite. | ||
| Minus 125? | ||
| Minus 125. Nate's even money and Pettis' minus 130. As of today. | ||
| We'll see what happens. | ||
| It's just because of the layoff. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| You're probably right. | ||
| The money, because Nate Diaz is so famous, the money's going to go his way. | ||
| What else is on the card? | ||
| Pull the rest of the card up so we can see the rest of the card. | ||
| It's a great card, even on top of that. | ||
| What else we got here? | ||
| Boy, Derek Brunson's fighting. | ||
| I mean, he gets a little dicey after those top three, but I feel you. | ||
| But there's probably more in the ESPN card. | ||
| Let's see what else you got with the ESPN card. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, my boy, Corey Sandahagen. | ||
| I'm telling you, man. | ||
| Versus Assuncao. | ||
| That's great. | ||
| For him, he beats him. | ||
| See, to me, when I talk about guys who are gatekeepers, I don't believe in the term gatekeeper. | ||
| We're like, oh, you get the top ten. | ||
| The guy's in the twilight of his career. | ||
| To me, gatekeepers, you beat him, you get title shot. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Asuncao's that guy. | ||
| If you beat him, you've got to fight one or the champ. | ||
| Number one or champ. | ||
| And that's where Sandhagen's right at. | ||
| What did you think about Marlon Marais submitting Asuncao? | ||
| I mean, that was pretty crazy. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| But then how much did you learn from Marlon Marais' last fight where he lost, where he kind of got broke, man? | ||
| I thought... | ||
| I wonder what was happening there. | ||
| I wonder if it's stress of the fight, if that's what made him fatigued. | ||
| Here's what you've got to pay attention to, is when Mark Henry, who's to me the best coach in MMA, him or Faraz, when he's in the corner, and he must have seen a trainer or something, because he goes, think about your mom. | ||
| Don't give up. | ||
| Think about your fucking mom, what took you to come here. | ||
| When a coach has to pull out that fucking yellow card... | ||
| After the first round, he's thinking, yeah, that's why I'm like, oh, he's quit in practice before. | ||
| Now, Mark, text me if I'm wrong, but I assume that he's seen some sort of quit in him in practice. | ||
| When you've got to think about your mom after the first round? | ||
| You go 0-100? | ||
| Think about your mom's a rough one. | ||
| That means he saw something that he's seen in practice before and went, oh fuck, there it is. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Dude, remember, think about your fucking mom what it took to get here. | ||
| It still didn't work. | ||
| The crazy thing is, if you saw that first round, you thought Marlon Marais is the best fighter in the world. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You're like, my God, Cejudo doesn't even belong in here with him. | ||
| I thought he was so screwed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm like, Cejudo's fucked. | ||
| How good is Cejudo? | ||
| He's getting his legs destroyed. | ||
| He had an injury? | ||
| Unstoppable belief in himself. | ||
| Unstoppable. | ||
| He just believes in himself past reality. | ||
| He's arguing right now that he's pound for pound best in the world because gold medalist, then two-division champion. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You got some work to do, though. | ||
| Mighty Mouse says, hold my little beer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I beat a shitload of dudes. | ||
| Hold my little beer? | ||
| They're tiny. | ||
| They're tiny. | ||
| You know this. | ||
|
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They're tiny. | |
| Like one of those little... | ||
| Little fucking Diet Coke cans. | ||
|
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Yeah, those little things. | |
| Those little tiny baby ones you get when you go to a kid's party. | ||
| Fuck yeah. | ||
| It's not a good argument in terms of him being the best of all time, but in terms of being one of the greatest combat sport athletes of all time, for sure. | ||
| Olympic gold medalist and then UFC champion in two different weight classes. | ||
| I mean, fuck. | ||
| But the thing about that Kayla Harrison, who's a two-time gold medalist, if she were able to get a championship or in PFL, come over to the UFC, two gold medals? | ||
| That's nuts, dude. | ||
| Sure, but she will not be fighting the same caliber of fighters that Henry Cejudo fought. | ||
| No, that's just where the females are at right now. | ||
| That's just where they're at. | ||
| Unless she fights Valentina Shevchenko or Amanda Nunes. | ||
| She trains with Amanda. | ||
| And Amanda's going to retire by the time she gets to UFC. Amanda Nunes and Valentina Shevchenko are as good as any fucking male fighter on the planet. | ||
| Especially Valentina. | ||
| They're striking, for sure. | ||
| Valentina is so technical. | ||
| She's an assassin. | ||
| She's so technical. | ||
| What's Amanda Nunes do now? | ||
| Because her cyborg was a fight. | ||
| I still think they make the cyborg fight, by the way. | ||
| They absolutely can make that cyborg fight. | ||
| Don't you think Dana's going to do it? | ||
| Well, he said that he would do it. | ||
| He was like, I'll do it. | ||
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Fucking call me. | |
| He said, I offered her a one-fight contract. | ||
| If she wants to do it, she can do it. | ||
| But she does not want to fight Amanda Nunes. | ||
| Look, Dana's smart. | ||
| All that shit that he said. | ||
| Oh, he knows it's going to get back to her. | ||
| She calls me up right now and she says she wants to fight Amanda Nunes. | ||
| I'll make the fight. | ||
| He goes, but she's not going to do it. | ||
| So he said, if she calls me up, I will make the fight. | ||
| Putting the ball in her court. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| The only reason it's not going to happen is because of you. | ||
| Look, she's got to be devastated by that video. | ||
| Whoever made that video, I don't know who it is. | ||
| You don't know who it is. | ||
| I don't. | ||
| But it wasn't her. | ||
|
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No. | |
| She didn't make that stupid fucking video. | ||
| No, she can barely tweet. | ||
| What are we talking about? | ||
| She doesn't tweet. | ||
| Her boyfriend tweets for her. | ||
| It's so exhausting. | ||
| It's just complaining nonstop. | ||
|
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It's so obvious. | |
| But it's so obvious it's not her, too. | ||
| It's so dumb. | ||
| And then she'll post on, like, Sunday, like, hey, everybody, what's your favorite ice cream flavor? | ||
| I just want to tweet her to go, fuck you. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| My favorite flavor is eat shit. | ||
| Yeah, it's Anadrol 50. That's my favorite flavor. | ||
|
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The whole thing is fucking, the whole thing is ridiculous. | |
| Like, you can't have your boyfriend. | ||
| Whatever, stack the rocks on. | ||
|
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It's my favorite. | |
| Yeah, how about piss test that guy? | ||
| Come out green. | ||
| Just pissing like a ninja turtle. | ||
| It's like radiator fluid. | ||
| The fuck is in you, bro? | ||
| Lime green like the Ferrari? | ||
| Man, when we were kids, there was no 50-year-old action heroes. | ||
| They didn't look like that. | ||
|
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No. | |
| How the fuck do you look like that? | ||
| Look at Sylvester Stallone these days, dude. | ||
| I do a horrible Sven Schloen impression in my bed. | ||
| What is he doing now? | ||
| He's doing something. | ||
| Isn't he rewriting fucking Rocky 9 or some shit? | ||
| I think he's doing a TV show with like Dolph Lundgren. | ||
| They're doing a TV show together. | ||
| Dude, you gotta appreciate the hustle, man. | ||
| What is he, 70-something? | ||
| He's a thousand years old. | ||
| He's still swinging for the bleachers. | ||
| He doesn't give a fuck. | ||
| Like an Italian sausage. | ||
| Myself and Bob O. Productions are so proud to announce this incredible new show called The Internationale! | ||
| It's going to be fantastic. | ||
| Working with my old hard-punching friend Dolph fans. | ||
| My hard-punching friend. | ||
| His Instagram is Dolph Fans. | ||
| How weird. | ||
| Dolph underscore fans. | ||
| They're working on a new TV series together and we can't wait. | ||
| Who said that? | ||
| I can definitely wait. | ||
| Hard path for your boy here. | ||
| Hard path. | ||
| The action stars are collaborating again. | ||
| Dude, they just don't give it up, do they? | ||
| I will say this, though. | ||
| That motherfucker with the Rockies, even the newer ones, like Creed and stuff, he's doing well. | ||
| Or did you see the escape with him and Arnold? | ||
| They're both like 100 years old. | ||
| I didn't see that. | ||
| Oh, it's fucking good. | ||
| They both got beards. | ||
| It's fucking good, man. | ||
|
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Really? | |
| It's a good movie? | ||
| Dude, they don't miss. | ||
| When they make movies... | ||
| Now, that's going to be terrible. | ||
| But their movies are fucking... | ||
| Why is that going to be terrible? | ||
| Come on! | ||
| Dolph Lundgren? | ||
| They've done the third one, I think. | ||
|
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Or maybe fourth. | |
| This is escape number five! | ||
| The extraction! | ||
| He's still jacked. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Look at his forearms. | ||
| Hey, remember when he got... | ||
| This has those forearms! | ||
| Oh, dude. | ||
| Have you seen his Instagram? | ||
| He's shredded, man. | ||
| Let me see some recent pictures of him. | ||
| He's fucking jacked. | ||
| I wish I could do the impression. | ||
| Go to his Instagram. | ||
| Did you see when he got caught in Australia, though? | ||
| Bam, son. | ||
| Oh, his daughter is a smoke show. | ||
| She's of age, dude. | ||
| Be cool. | ||
|
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Jack! | |
| Jacked. | ||
| Jacked. | ||
| Look at these weird drawing lines on it, like someone accidentally drew the screenshot thing on it and didn't take it off before they posted it. | ||
| What is that? | ||
| He can't see. | ||
| He's 90, so he didn't know, bro. | ||
| He probably posted himself and can't see what he wrote on it. | ||
| Is that good? | ||
| He probably signed it. | ||
| He thought he was autographing his own fucking Instagram. | ||
| Take a look at this. | ||
| Is it good? | ||
| Let me see some photos of him where he's like... | ||
| Go to the one where he's walking an alligator at his daughter's birthday party. | ||
| There it is, far right. | ||
| It's awkward. | ||
| He's stiff. | ||
| You know how you said I was stiff? | ||
| He's so stiff. | ||
| Like physically stiff? | ||
|
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...my dog out for a walk, and I don't even use the leash. | |
| But then again, I have my friend here. | ||
| He's got a porcupine and an alligator at his house. | ||
|
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Oh yeah, he looks a little awkward moving. | |
| But you gotta think, all those years of lifting weights and he broke his neck when he was filming The Expendables. | ||
| He's got bolts and shit on his neck. | ||
| You ever see it? | ||
| Bro, he's got his neck fused. | ||
| Like, several of his discs blew out filming The Expendables. | ||
| You're fucking right, Diddy, because you're 90 jumping out of planes and shit, dude. | ||
| No, someone threw him into a wall. | ||
| He was doing his own stunts. | ||
| He's a thousand years old. | ||
| Someone threw him into a wall. | ||
| Fuck. | ||
| But there's never been a guy as old as him that literally pulls off doing, like, when he smashes somebody in a movie, you're not going, no way. | ||
| It's not like when Bob Barker beat up Adam Sandler and Happy Gilmore. | ||
| The price is wrong, bitch. | ||
| It's not like that. | ||
| It's like a guy fucking a guy up. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| Like, you buy it. | ||
| Yeah, you're right. | ||
| He's still jacked. | ||
| Like, he'll still fuck people up. | ||
| Hell yeah, he will. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, he's a legend, man. | ||
| Why are you smiling at that? | ||
| He's just doing the damn thing. | ||
| How long can he do it, though? | ||
| Will you buy it when he's 90? | ||
| Is he still going to be able to fuck people up when he's 90? | ||
| Clint Eastwood's doing the damn thing. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| However, he owes me fucking $7.99 for renting the Mule. | ||
| That was a piece of shit. | ||
| Well, he's 94, directing, starring in his own movie. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| It's just boring. | ||
| It's him driving down the highway. | ||
| That's it? | ||
| That's it! | ||
| Wasn't he supposed to be a drug mule in that movie? | ||
| Isn't that what the... | ||
| Yeah, the best part is, though, he gets to the cartel and then they just have these smoke shows fuck his brains out. | ||
| Fuck his brains out? | ||
| Yeah, and he's like 90. Really? | ||
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Yeah, it's pretty cool. | |
| He probably wrote that in. | ||
| Yeah, he was like, uh... | ||
| Well, yeah, he wrote and directed it. | ||
| It's really important that I fuck. | ||
| Dude, he's 90. At least, right? | ||
| I think he's 92, right? | ||
| He's killing it. | ||
| And he still bangs out? | ||
| Well, he wrote it in the script. | ||
| He got divorced. | ||
| I want freedom. | ||
| He has a bunch of kids, man. | ||
| He's got a bunch of kids. | ||
| I've had one of his sons on, Scott. | ||
| I know. | ||
| Nice guy. | ||
| Looks like him, too. | ||
| Looks like a young Clint Eastwood. | ||
| He does look like him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You gotta imagine if Clint Eastwood's your dad, not around a lot. | ||
| Probably not teaching how to play catch and shit. | ||
| He's starring fucking whatever the movie he's doing. | ||
| Yeah, that's the problem. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, when you're doing movies, too, you're off for months. | ||
| Months and months at a time. | ||
| And I don't know. | ||
| It's just me calculating in my head. | ||
| I know how busy I am. | ||
| But then you look at the rock schedule. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, go home! | ||
| Well, he probably brings his family with him. | ||
| Does he? | ||
| I mean, I would imagine you'd have him. | ||
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Does he? | |
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know either. | ||
| How do you not? | ||
| I mean, you know... | ||
| You're the rock. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You're the rock. | ||
| I couldn't do it. | ||
| I would need my kids to be with me. | ||
| Oh, I would die. | ||
| If I'm on the road longer than four days, I'd die. | ||
| I don't do well. | ||
| When I did the only two movies that I've ever done, the Kevin James movies, the Here Comes the Boom, I brought my family with me. | ||
| I'm like, I'm not doing this. | ||
| How long was it? | ||
| Two weeks. | ||
| Three weeks? | ||
| Something like that? | ||
| I can't do it, man. | ||
| Too long. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's my third whiskey, by the way. | ||
| Yeah, it's just the fucking sadness and the solemnness. | ||
| Dude, being by yourself? | ||
| FaceTiming your family. | ||
| It's like, ugh. | ||
| Oh, when my son goes, Daddy, where are you? | ||
| I'm trying to describe it. | ||
| He's like, what? | ||
| I miss you. | ||
| Yeah, those little voices. | ||
| I miss you so much. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Can't do it. | ||
| I gotta get back. | ||
| That's why I only do weekends. | ||
| When I go on the road, I do weekends. | ||
| Yeah, you're at a level now where it's perfect, man. | ||
| That's hashtag goals as kids. | ||
| Hashtag inspo is when you can do one or two huge shows a month so you're not missing stuff at home. | ||
| I was thinking about this. | ||
| Oh, go ahead. | ||
| No, go ahead. | ||
| You were thinking about this? | ||
| When my son starts playing sports, I don't want to miss a game. | ||
| But when I'm on the road, Thursday, I'm going to have to figure it out. | ||
| Hopefully, by the time he starts doing that, I'm at a level where I don't have to do so many shows every week. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm trying to figure it out. | ||
| I couldn't sleep the other night thinking about it. | ||
| You know, there's another thing, too, when you think about it. | ||
| When do you retire? | ||
| Do you want to be George Carlin and die in a hotel room somewhere? | ||
| You know better than me, Joe. | ||
| You tell me, brother. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm thinking about it because I'm older than you, too. | ||
| I'm going to be 52 in August. | ||
| But you've never been better. | ||
| I know. | ||
| That's the problem. | ||
| Experience is the name of the game. | ||
| You've never been better. | ||
| It's experience, but it's also focus, discipline, enthusiasm. | ||
| All those things haven't waned. | ||
| But you're also not out of touch. | ||
| You ever see some old comedians? | ||
| I don't say names, but I see them do stand up like, Oh, bro. | ||
| Open up fucking Twitter. | ||
| You're talking about fucking Jersey Shore. | ||
| That show hasn't been relevant in seven years, dumbass. | ||
| Or they're just not current, you know? | ||
| They have no idea. | ||
| I think... | ||
| Look, stand-up comedy is a constant pursuit. | ||
| I took a couple days off from this weekend, right? | ||
| I did this weekend... | ||
| With Chappelle, I took Sunday and Monday off. | ||
| And then Tuesday, I got to get back on the horse again. | ||
| And you got to really get back on the horse. | ||
| You got to go over the notes. | ||
| You can't half-ass it. | ||
| You got to really prepare. | ||
| And you've been doing it for how long? | ||
| Forever! | ||
| Forever. | ||
| You got to come out guns blazing every time. | ||
| And then, you know, obviously I'm gearing up for this weekend. | ||
| I got a sold-out show at an arena in Portland on Friday night. | ||
| You're at arenas, bro. | ||
| Arenas. | ||
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Arenas. | |
| I'm playing where basketball teams play. | ||
| I'm just talking shit. | ||
|
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It's so cool. | |
| Is Ian going with you for this one? | ||
| Yeah, and Allie. | ||
| Allie McCoskey. | ||
| She's great. | ||
| Love Allie. | ||
| Love Allie. | ||
| She's a monster. | ||
| She's like 22. I love watching her get better. | ||
| She's so smart. | ||
| She's a beast, man. | ||
| She works hard. | ||
| She works hard. | ||
| She was with me last night at the Improv. | ||
| She's with me tonight at the Ice House. | ||
| She grinds. | ||
| Kids always grinding. | ||
| Dude, Derek Poston is my feature, and he's been with me for a while. | ||
| He's a comedy store. | ||
| He's hilarious. | ||
| He's great. | ||
| He's from Memphis, and we did shows in Nashville, and his parents came to the show. | ||
| A, his dad was white as fuck, so I was a little confused, and his mom was super dark. | ||
| That's whatever, but I was just like, how's this happen? | ||
| I felt like a proud dad telling them how good he's doing. | ||
| I started tearing up like, this guy, man. | ||
| The dad was like, alright, man, be cool. | ||
| He's got real potential. | ||
| I'm talking killer, Joe. | ||
| There's guys, friends of ours that are comedians, who brought Derek on the road and he crushed so hard, they don't bring him anymore. | ||
| When they told him, you're coming with me, bro. | ||
| That's how I met him. | ||
| You're coming with me. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| He's been doing comedy like three years. | ||
| I think he's been doing six or seven. | ||
| Really? | ||
| But I mean, there's a small amount of time for you to be scared of him. | ||
| Yeah, he's a monster, man. | ||
| Well, you know, that's nice. | ||
| We need more. | ||
| I'm a big encourager of young comedians. | ||
| We need more. | ||
| We need as many as we can. | ||
| You know what's really funny? | ||
| I had work with me at the improv the other night. | ||
| It's Jimmy O. Yang. | ||
| Oh, he's amazing! | ||
| Oh, I worked with him at the comedy store, rather. | ||
| I saw him at the improv, and then I had him come and do a set. | ||
| Yeah, I brought him up. | ||
| I went after him at the improv, and I was like, he destroyed all seven people. | ||
| Funny dude, too. | ||
| Yeah, he's amazing. | ||
| Right. | ||
| He's a really good guy too. | ||
| And funny off stage. | ||
| Just a fun dude. | ||
| He was so funny. | ||
| We were at the improv and we're chilling in the back talking. | ||
| And this random Asian dude comes up to me and goes, Are you Chinese? | ||
| And he goes, No, I'm actually not. | ||
| And he goes through this whole Asian thing and the guy goes, I fucking hate that man. | ||
| He goes, Asian people, dude. | ||
| It was so funny. | ||
| What nationality is Jimmy? | ||
| I think he's Korean. | ||
| I think. | ||
| Jimmy, don't kill me. | ||
| I think he's Korean. | ||
| Fuck this up. | ||
| I hope not. | ||
| I got a bunch of Asian people that work for me. | ||
| I mess it up all the time. | ||
| Do you think Asian people do that with white people? | ||
| Like, are you Portuguese? | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| It's pretty obvious, right? | ||
| Are you Polish? | ||
| Pretty obvious. | ||
| Are you Polish? | ||
| Are you Swedish? | ||
| What are you? | ||
| Never. | ||
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There you go. | |
| Oh, you're white. | ||
| He's born in Hong Kong, according to Wikipedia. | ||
| Fuck me. | ||
| It's tough, dude. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| I got a Filipino that works for me, and I got a Korean. | ||
| Have you been watching those fucking protests on TV? Where at? | ||
| Hong Kong. | ||
| Oh, no, they've been going nuts, dude. | ||
| And they're making changes, aren't they? | ||
| It's been going on forever. | ||
| Yeah, it has been going on for a hot second. | ||
| The streets are filled with people. | ||
| I've been avoiding the news. | ||
| With the mass shootings, nothing gets me into depression like mass shootings, man. | ||
| No, it's a bummer, man. | ||
| It's a bummer, and it's like, you know, I had Bernie Sanders on yesterday. | ||
| That's what scares me even more. | ||
| When you had him on, you go, Bernie, what are you going to do with this? | ||
| No answers. | ||
| No one has an answer. | ||
| No one. | ||
| Bernie Sanders is smart as fuck. | ||
| Banning assault rifles and all the NRA people are like, good luck with that. | ||
| See, but here's my thing. | ||
| I know you got a big pro gun. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| We're looking at a photo of Hong Kong right now and it is the most insane crowd of people that are filling the street. | ||
| It looks like a beach sand of people. | ||
| It's like the women's march times a million on steroids. | ||
| Oh, that women's march was weak as fuck. | ||
| No, this is serious shit here. | ||
| There's no pussy hats there. | ||
| No. | ||
| They're ready to kill. | ||
| So what is the problem? | ||
| The real anti-extradition bill that people are... | ||
| Oh, because they'd extradite people to China to get prosecuted, correct? | ||
| Is that what it is? | ||
| Yeah, and they don't want that shit. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| Process series of ongoing demonstrations in Hong Kong against the Fugitive Offenders and Mutual Legal Assistance in Criminal Matters Legislation Amendment bill proposed by the government of Hong Kong. | ||
| This legislation was proposed by the Security Bureau in 2019 in response to a murder that occurred in Taiwan. | ||
| The previous year, which the suspect had fled to Hong Kong as a special administrative region, Hong Kong is jurisdictionally distinct from mainland China and maintains a separate governing and legal system under the one country, two systems principle. | ||
| The regional government was unable to transfer the fugitive to Taiwanese authorities, citing a lack of formal extradition arrangements between the two jurisdictions. | ||
| Hey, Hong Kong, pick your battles, bro. | ||
| If enacted the bill would allow local authorities to detain and extradite people who are wanted in countries or territories, then Hong Kong does not have extradition agreements with, including mainland China. | ||
| Well, the problem is that Hong Kong, until certain... | ||
| Yeah, well, Hong Kong was controlled by Britain, right, until a certain amount of time, and then they gave it back to China, and the people that live there are very unhappy with the shift from, I think it was Great Britain. | ||
| God, they're pissed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Talk about, man, you got the dedication. | ||
| China is very, it's so rigid. | ||
| I mean, they're so authoritarian and scary. | ||
| You're lucky Cal's not here. | ||
| You have a three-hour podcast. | ||
| He went, did you say Hong Kong and China? | ||
| Let me break it down for you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Here's my thing back to the mass shootings and the gun control with the semi-automatic weapons. | ||
| If they said, hey man, if we get rid of semi-automatic weapons, there won't be any more mass shootings like this. | ||
| Don't you think in general most people are like, yeah, cool, take them, man. | ||
| Are they that fun? | ||
| No. | ||
| Are they that cool to shoot? | ||
| People would not do that. | ||
| Why do you need them? | ||
| It doesn't matter whether you need them. | ||
| It's so stupid, Joe. | ||
| Listen, it is stupid. | ||
| It's a real problem, man. | ||
| Kids are dying left and right. | ||
| Okay, but you're looking at it the wrong way. | ||
| You think? | ||
| Yes, in terms of the way they're looking at it. | ||
| They're not going to say, okay, you take them. | ||
| Because their idea is the government eventually wants all your guns. | ||
| And they're going to start with assault weapons and then work their way to all weapons. | ||
| What if they just stop that assault? | ||
| You're looking at worst case scenario. | ||
| What if it's just assault because of the mass shootings? | ||
| Because they don't think that they should be able to do that. | ||
| They think that the government does not have the ability to take away your guns. | ||
| But we have a problem. | ||
| The problem is crazy people shooting people. | ||
| The problem is not guns shooting people. | ||
| So what are you going to do? | ||
| You're going to go after those people that have the guns that have never done anything? | ||
| Well, they are going to say, well, the Second Amendment protects my right to keep and bear arms. | ||
| Yeah, the amendment's written in the 1700s. | ||
| That hasn't changed. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| The thing is, though, is if you can, hey, we have a problem. | ||
| If we can get rid of these for now, in the future, we're good to go. | ||
| What I'm saying is the NRA... Don't you think most Americans would be like, yeah, you're right, man. | ||
| We don't need them that bad. | ||
| No, no chance. | ||
| That's mind-blowing to me. | ||
| It is. | ||
| If people went, hey, Brendan, Ferraris are killing people left and fucking right, dude. | ||
| You've got to get off the road with this thing. | ||
| So many people are dying, but get rid of the fucking Ferrari. | ||
| Yeah, but that's a simplistic perception of what's actually going on. | ||
| No one's going to think about it that way. | ||
| The people that don't have guns are going to think about it that way. | ||
| But the people that are Second Amendment enthusiasts are going to say, this is a slippery slope. | ||
| And if you give them any ground, like Joe Biden has been saying, we're going to take your assault weapons. | ||
| This is one of the things that Joe Biden has said publicly. | ||
| And this is one of the reasons why the people that are pro-Second Amendment are never going to vote for him. | ||
| They think that if you give in in any way, shape, or form, it's a slippery slope, and they're going to take away pistols. | ||
| I mean, California's already reduced the size of the magazines, but that actually, I think that was voted back. | ||
| I think that was ruled to be unconstitutional. | ||
| They had limited magazines. | ||
| You only have a magazine of six rounds or ten rounds or something like that. | ||
| No, it was 10. I think they're trying to make it lower. | ||
| But that has been reversed, I'm pretty sure. | ||
| Here's my thing with the mental health. | ||
| Everyone goes, well, America has a mental health problem. | ||
| There's a mental health problem all around the world. | ||
| We just have a gun problem. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| You think it's just here? | ||
| The mental health problem in the United States is extremely exacerbated by the use of psych drugs. | ||
| There's way, way, way more psych drugs. | ||
| God, Europe has problems too, brother. | ||
| They don't have nearly as many prescribed drugs in Europe as they do. | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| SSRIs. | ||
| I mean, you talk to Bernie Sanders. | ||
| I believe you. | ||
| No, I do know. | ||
| I do know because I talk to psychologists. | ||
| Yeah, you've probably done your research. | ||
| It's this pharmaceutical lobby in this country. | ||
| Look, obviously, not everybody on psych drugs is out murdering people. | ||
| The problem is many, many, many layers. | ||
| There's people that are abused. | ||
| There's people that grow up with a lot of violence. | ||
| There's people that grow up and, you know, they're psychotic. | ||
| They have psych drugs. | ||
| The psych drugs are disassociates. | ||
| Can't some people just be bad apples, though? | ||
| Like, does it always have to be a mental illness? | ||
| Like, all these shooters just happen to have mental illness? | ||
| All of them? | ||
| Some just don't suck at life? | ||
| Maybe some suck at life, but almost all of them. | ||
| I mean, in the high 90% are on psych medication. | ||
| Oh, yeah? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And coming from someone who was murdered by his wife when she was on an SSRI and on cocaine, people, when they're on those drugs, it's a varying reaction. | ||
| And suicidal thoughts are very common, as well as homicidal thoughts, very common. | ||
| And also, the feeling that things aren't real. | ||
| The people that I've talked to that were on SSRIs that got off of them, one of the things that they all say is that nothing seemed real. | ||
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That's crazy. | |
| No matter what you did. | ||
| Like a video game. | ||
| Like a simulation. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Everything felt blank. | ||
| And those kids are... | ||
| Yeah, everything felt flat. | ||
| I think that's a big problem. | ||
| For sure, a crazy person with a semi-automatic weapon is a real problem, and you would want to take a semi-automatic weapon away from a crazy person. | ||
| But the problem is, if there's a guy like you, who has a semi-automatic weapon, and you have a ranch somewhere, and you're just shooting coyotes and fucking metal targets that are out in the distance, and you don't harm anybody, and you're a good person... | ||
| You are technically protected by the Second Amendment. | ||
| Take it. | ||
| Okay, but then what about your pistol? | ||
| Should you take your pistol? | ||
| What about your shotgun? | ||
| What if you get a shotgun and you fucking keep reloading it? | ||
| But why not just automatic? | ||
| But again, with shotgun, they're not going to kill as many people. | ||
| Depends on whether or not the people are armed. | ||
| If the people are not armed and they're running around a mall, you can kill a lot of fucking people with a shotgun. | ||
| Not as many as the automatic. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| Here's what the scary thing to me. | ||
| You're one of the smartest people I know. | ||
| Bertie Sanders is a smart motherfucker. | ||
| He lives in this world. | ||
| When you said, what are we going to do? | ||
| His answer, I was like, that was as good as mine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fuck, dude. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| There's no one out there... | ||
| That's what scared me of it. | ||
| It's a good thing to be scared because there's no one out there who has a shining light. | ||
| Like one answer, you're like, that's it! | ||
| The smartest minds in the world. | ||
| And I'm listening, I'm like, well, I've thought of that. | ||
| That's not going to work for me, dude. | ||
| The Joe Biden answer is the dumbest answer. | ||
| We're going to take away your guns. | ||
| You're going to have a civil war. | ||
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All guns? | |
| You can't take away people's guns. | ||
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No, it's not going to happen. | |
| He was saying take away assault guns and assault rifles. | ||
| You're not going to do that. | ||
| They're not going to give them up. | ||
| It's not constitutional. | ||
| Let's say they do do it, Joe. | ||
| Let's say they do do it. | ||
| There's too many out already. | ||
| Right? | ||
| There's too many on the market. | ||
| There's 400 million guns in this country. | ||
| And how many people? | ||
| There's 300,000 people in this country. | ||
| 300 million. | ||
| There's 100 million more guns than there are people. | ||
| Okay, so if you stop the manufacture of automatic guns right now, there's still 100,000 more than people out there. | ||
| And then you'd have to go get them. | ||
| So you'd have to go door to door and search people's houses. | ||
| That's what everyone's thinking will happen. | ||
| That's not realistic. | ||
| Like the purge or some shit. | ||
| How else are you going to get those guns from people? | ||
| That's clearly not the answer, is it? | ||
| That's never going to happen. | ||
| No, it's not the answer. | ||
| No, no one's going to give you those guns. | ||
| So that's not the answer. | ||
| I don't know what the answer is. | ||
| I don't either. | ||
| But the crazy thing is, if you look at the mass shootings across the world, the most in other countries, you see like two or three. | ||
| I know. | ||
| For us, it's over 300 already this year. | ||
| I think it's 270-something. | ||
| And a mass shooting is three or more. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The other thing to me that's interesting is I used to always think it was kids who are in their basement and they're on Reddit. | ||
| They're these losers and they have nothing to live for. | ||
| Probably true. | ||
| Some of them. | ||
| Most nine out of ten. | ||
| But then you got homeboy like over in, where was it, Ohio, who had, these chicks are coming out. | ||
| He's banging a few girls. | ||
| Had a bunch of girls. | ||
| They're like, man, we saw signs. | ||
| He was always talking about mass shootings. | ||
| He had a rape list. | ||
| He had a rape list in high school. | ||
| Yeah, they all thought he was really fucked up. | ||
| But he was also a Elizabeth Warren supporter who wrote posts about the need for gun control after different mass shootings. | ||
| I mean, he was a real left-wing guy. | ||
| And this is something that the media is ignoring because it doesn't fit the narrative. | ||
| Because the narrative is they're all white, male, right-wing. | ||
| And he was left-wing. | ||
| He was left-wing. | ||
| Like, yeah, he's a leftist. | ||
| I mean, he wrote leftist, he, him as his pronouns on his page. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, he was... | ||
| But it has nothing to do with him. | ||
| He's a psychopath. | ||
| They're saying the kid that they caught... | ||
| God, I don't want to talk about mass shootings. | ||
| Buns me out when did after this. | ||
| We'll move on to something else. | ||
| But... | ||
| They're saying the kid they got in El Paso, the one who ended up dying, I wish he did die. | ||
| But he was saying that it shows no remorse. | ||
| He's like, fuck yeah, I did it, man. | ||
| I'm like, are you kidding me, dude? | ||
| You killed kids. | ||
| He's like, you're damn right. | ||
| He shot a baby. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No. | ||
| And he's going to get a cushy fucking room. | ||
| He's living better than most of these fucking immigrants that come here and get detained. | ||
| It's insane, man. | ||
| They should definitely kill him. | ||
| They should torture him, man. | ||
| Just kill him. | ||
| Just a quick... | ||
| It's not fair, man. | ||
| But having him suffer doesn't help anybody. | ||
| It really doesn't. | ||
| But having him around doesn't help anybody either. | ||
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No. | |
| You're not going to reform that. | ||
| Here's the good thing, though. | ||
| In his manifesto, he went, hopefully someone gets me and shoots me so I don't have to go through the legal system. | ||
| That's way worse. | ||
| It'd be way better to die real quick. | ||
| So at least he doesn't want this. | ||
| That's a good thing. | ||
| Why is it all white, dudes? | ||
| White people are crazy, bro. | ||
| Charlemagne actually put that, that it was all these white guys, that white guys are the biggest threat in terms of terrorism in America, and Instagram took his post down. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| They're more of a threat than ISIS. But he had photos of all these different white guys who committed mass murders. | ||
| And as a white guy, I'm like, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| I went, no shit, Charlemagne. | ||
| Yeah, you right. | ||
| But they took his post down. | ||
| How crazy is that? | ||
| But then they put it back up. | ||
| You're damn right they did. | ||
| Charlemagne has some power, man. | ||
| Well, he made his case, and he's correct. | ||
| He had literal photographs of all the different people that were white that have committed mass murders. | ||
| They just look like shit. | ||
| And named the last time. | ||
| The last time there was a black guy that committed a mass murder was those fucking guys in D.C. They were shooting people out of their car. | ||
| Are you talking about the D.C. sniper? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It was a son and a father, yeah? | ||
| It was a guy and a younger guy. | ||
| I don't think the younger guy was his son. | ||
| That's a serial killer though, yeah? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Not so much a mask. | ||
| He was doing one at a time. | ||
| Yeah, he wasn't killing three. | ||
| But that was scary because people were just at gas stations getting murked by this fucking sniper in his van. | ||
| Well, no, he had a car. | ||
| And he had a sniper's nest. | ||
| He would shoot out of the trunk. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| So he had a hole in the trunk where he put the barrel out of the trunk. | ||
| That's scary, dude. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, you would just see people in the distance and just unload. | ||
| Dude, have you seen the documentary, like Terrorist John, Isis John? | ||
| It's a documentary on HBO. Oh, no, I heard that's crazy. | ||
| Jihadi John. | ||
| Jihadi John. | ||
| Yeah, I heard it's crazy. | ||
| Good fucking memory. | ||
| Yeah, I heard it's crazy. | ||
| Did you see it? | ||
| Oh, it's fucking good, dude. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| This was like a normal dude, grew up in England. | ||
| He was a refugee, right, from I think Syria or something like that, somewhere over in the Middle East. | ||
| Comes to England, played soccer, football as they call it, grew up normal, had friends, was just a normal dude, and then just went freaking... | ||
| What happened to him? | ||
| They had these girls that went over from England, too, and they joined ISIS, and they're trying to get out, and now they can't. | ||
| Yeah, because they got over, and then the homies would run a train on you at 1 p.m. | ||
| every day. | ||
| That's the way it goes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You fucking morons. | ||
| And you gotta dress like Jabba the Hutt. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Dress like a ninja for the rest of your life. | ||
| I wonder what they thought it was. | ||
| How stupid do you have to be? | ||
| You gotta be pretty stupid. | ||
| What the fuck were you thinking? | ||
| You know, dressed like a ninja, and the homie's going to run a train on you every day. | ||
| What do you think you're going to do? | ||
| Front and center with an automatic rifle firing at Americans, you morons? | ||
| I wonder what they thought. | ||
| I wonder what they thought they were fighting for good. | ||
| Imagine if that's your daughter. | ||
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Your daughter goes and joins ISIS. See, I was thinking about this. | |
| The Manson murders. | ||
| Why I'm so into it, I have no idea. | ||
| I've got problems. | ||
| But the Manson murders. | ||
| Those girls were like 17 and 19. Imagine when you were 17 and 19. Well, they were also homeless. | ||
| So you're dealing with people that were probably- A little crazy. | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| Abused. | ||
| That was their family, right? | ||
| This was like the first time they had ever had like real family. | ||
| And they didn't know what exactly they were going to do until they got to the house. | ||
| Then they're like, all right, I guess one girl dips out. | ||
| The other two are like, all right, let's do this. | ||
| How crazy was Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, their depiction of it? | ||
| That twist. | ||
| You saw that movie, man? | ||
| Loved it. | ||
| I cannot get enough of the 60s. | ||
| I want a 68 Porsche. | ||
| It was great in that movie. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
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Amazing. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, Brad Pitt was great in that movie. | ||
| Leonardo DiCaprio was great in that movie. | ||
| He should win an Oscar. | ||
| They were both amazing. | ||
| How about the way they depicted Bruce Lee? | ||
| That was fucked up. | ||
| Was it? | ||
| Was it? | ||
| Was it not? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm sure Bruce Lee's daughter's going to jump all over us. | ||
| Bruce Lee was a philosopher. | ||
| Was he a fighter? | ||
| Was he really that much of a badass? | ||
| No. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I've heard he is. | ||
| I've heard from people like, no, he's never been in a lot of fights. | ||
| I've heard both. | ||
| So what I thought was great is Quentin Tarantino put his perspective on it. | ||
| I've heard that narrative and I loved it because I've seen it both ways. | ||
| What narrative have you heard? | ||
| Where he wasn't that much of a badass. | ||
| He doesn't have a crazy record. | ||
| Yeah, but it wasn't just that. | ||
| He was a dummy in the movie. | ||
| And the problem was, in real life, there's no evidence that he was ever an egomaniac dummy. | ||
| He was a very interesting guy. | ||
| And very insightful. | ||
| And I believe he was a philosopher, and he's brilliant. | ||
| But when it comes to the actual toughness, we don't know. | ||
| We don't know for sure. | ||
| You've heard that narrative before, right? | ||
| What narrative? | ||
| That he's not an actual tough guy. | ||
| Well, what I had heard was that at the time, he was incredibly innovative in terms of martial arts, but he didn't really fight. | ||
| And he had a sparring match once at a tournament, and he had some street fights, but he wasn't like Jon Jones. | ||
| But then I've also heard that he was this badass and fought other dudes from dojos, and he's amazing. | ||
| I'm somewhere in the middle. | ||
| I went, oh, I bet he makes a vault. | ||
| That was not the problem, though. | ||
| The problem was they made him look like a buffoon. | ||
| There's no evidence that he's a buffoon. | ||
| I don't have a problem. | ||
| It's a movie everyone's crying about. | ||
| But it's a movie about a real person who has a real legacy and a bunch of people who love him. | ||
| Oh, come on, Joe. | ||
| It's a fucking Quentin Tarantino movie. | ||
| I don't want to spoil the ending, but the ending, too, that's not real. | ||
| Well, that's true. | ||
| Then they had a totally different ending. | ||
| You're living in make-believe. | ||
| No one's real in that. | ||
| Except for, obviously, the ranch is real where they went. | ||
| Charles Manson, who's barely in it. | ||
| The Manson family. | ||
| But everyone's kind of dumb. | ||
| Even Leonardo DiCaprio, his character's a bit of a dumbass. | ||
| Yeah, but that real guy might have been a dumbass. | ||
| I mean, we don't know. | ||
| We don't know that about Bruce Lee either. | ||
| Yeah, but there's a lot of evidence that Bruce Lee was this brilliant, insightful guy. | ||
| And in that movie, they made him a caricature of that. | ||
| And you have a problem with that? | ||
| I did. | ||
| I stood up and clapped. | ||
| I don't have a problem with it. | ||
| Why did you stand up and clap? | ||
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It was so good because I thought Bruce Lee's going to beat the fuck out of Brad Pitt. | |
| And then when you see that, I went, that twist is hilarious. | ||
| Because I don't expect it. | ||
| And I think of Bruce Lee as a badass, which he is. | ||
| Whether he's been in a million fights or not, the way what he's done for martial arts is unprecedented. | ||
| It's amazing what he did. | ||
| So that twist for me, that's what I want from the movie. | ||
| What was the family's reaction? | ||
| Oh my god, the sisters. | ||
| I mean, his daughter's pissed. | ||
| You'd be pissed. | ||
| If that was my dad? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, fuck you. | ||
| And that movie's so big. | ||
| Like, fuck you guys. | ||
| Because when's the last time Bruce Lee got brought up besides Jesse at Roots of Fight selling a Bruce Lee t-shirt? | ||
| When's the last time he got brought the fuck up? | ||
| The dude who played Bruce Lee was not quite shredded enough. | ||
| Yeah, he should have been more shredded. | ||
| Yeah, he's just not quite shredded. | ||
| See, I like the twist because A, it's not real. | ||
| B, you thought Bruce Lee was going to beat the fuck out of Brad Pitt. | ||
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I didn't. | |
| Oh, I did for sure. | ||
| I was like, oh, he's about to get fucked up. | ||
| I knew Brad Pitt was going to fuck him up. | ||
| And also, the way Bruce Lee doing that jumping flying kick, his signature kick, that's probably how it go down. | ||
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Yeah! | |
| What are you talking about? | ||
| With the guy who's been in fights? | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| I think Bruce Lee's philosophy in real fights, though, was keeping things simple, like leg kicks and quick punches. | ||
| You're living in reality, Joe. | ||
| You're living in the legs of Bruce Lee, which is probably true. | ||
| But in a Quentin Tarantino movie, that was fucking great, man. | ||
| I thought that movie was brilliant. | ||
| I thought the movie was brilliant. | ||
| I did not like the Bruce Lee things because I thought it wasn't necessary. | ||
| They made him look like a dork. | ||
| But everyone sucks his dick. | ||
| So to mix it up, it's fantastic. | ||
| Like Bruce Lee, he's the best. | ||
| And I agree, he's the best. | ||
| It's a movie that's supposed to be about a real guy that has a real legacy. | ||
| And they made him look like a buffoon. | ||
| It's the movies, though. | ||
| I know, but you're making the guy look like a fucking idiot. | ||
| And he wasn't really an idiot. | ||
| No, he wasn't an idiot at all. | ||
| Not at all. | ||
| He's a brilliant philosopher. | ||
| And what he did for martial arts is amazing. | ||
| That's what's great. | ||
| Because we know he's great. | ||
| And you assume he's going to beat up Brad Pitt. | ||
| You're a weird fucking guy. | ||
| I don't know why you think that's good. | ||
| I like the twist. | ||
| If you would have beat Brad Pitt up, I would have went, alright, well, moving on. | ||
| I didn't think that was going to happen. | ||
| I thought Brad Pitt was going to fuck him up. | ||
| I didn't. | ||
| Brad Pitt knew how to fight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Who's a bigger guy and he knew how to fight. | ||
| And the reality is, a bigger guy who knows how to fight, who really knows how to fight, is going to fuck up a 130-pound Chinese guy. | ||
| Oh, you're thinking about it too much, dude. | ||
| I do think about things too much. | ||
| You thought of it way too much. | ||
| That's what I do, though. | ||
| Yeah, you do. | ||
| You're like, yeah! | ||
| Oh, I loved it. | ||
| I like the twist! | ||
| I love the twist. | ||
| His family is furious, right? | ||
| You got anything on that? | ||
| His daughter's pissed. | ||
| She did a video. | ||
| I was looking into just people talking about what really happened, I guess. | ||
| This might come from a story from some... | ||
| Oh, there was a real interaction between the two? | ||
| That's what I'm trying to figure out. | ||
| I get pissed so hard. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Let's wrap this up. | ||
| It's already 4.30. | ||
| Is it? | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Good night, everybody. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
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T-Fat K? Good night, everybody. | |
| I'm in Portland next week with Derek Poston and Chappelle Lacey. | ||
| Portland, Helium, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. | ||
| Chappelle Lacey is hilarious, too. | ||
| Monsters, dude. | ||
| Great guy. | ||
| It's been a good show. | ||
| Does he do a backflip? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He's a male cheerleader. | ||
| Crazy cheerleading skills. | ||
| He's wider than you and me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's so powerful. | ||
| He threw this girl up. | ||
| The girl weighed like 100 pounds, threw her up in the air, caught her on one hand, and she's standing on his hand. | ||
| I'm like, God damn, that dude's strong. | ||
| However, we played basketball at my house, and he couldn't get through a game of 21. Love Chappelle, though. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| Not in shape for basketball, bro. | ||
| Oh, you mean exhausted? | ||
| He's tired? | ||
| He's so tired. | ||
| He's starting a jujitsu. | ||
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Yeah, I know. | |
| That's what he said. | ||
| He said he loves it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I'm in Portland next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Portland, Helium. | ||
| Then after, I'm in Houston. | ||
| Then Denver, September. | ||
| Get your tickets. | ||
| Holla, tfatk.com. | ||
| Yes, sir. | ||
| Love you, man. | ||
| Love you, too, brother. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Bye, everybody. |
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