Real Deal Media "After Party: Men's Edition" (1 September 2022)
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the old media's finest man on earth, the Okay.
Men's edition here at the After Party of the top three manliest moments of all time.
Plus some other attributes, but I wouldn't do this alone.
I invited some manly, very manly men to be here tonight because tonight, like I was expressing earlier, is the wonderful, the inclusive, the men's edition.
That's right, here at the After Party.
After Party
Oh, yes.
Very, very manly men here, here.
Not just me tonight, everybody.
I don't want that mistake.
So, um, let me introduce the following people.
The one, the only, the mystical man from the mountain.
That's the Jolumbo Duffy.
Hello.
Jolumbo.
Hello.
What men's store did you get your Duffy shirt from, Mr. Ryan?
Well, this is soon to be the Real Deal Media store.
Uh, this is just the no ma'am edition here.
But thank you for noticing, and the ladies ask me all the time.
Yeah, men notice these things, you see.
Yes, that's true.
Good eye, good eye.
Also joining us tonight is the ace of all students, that is the one, the only, JS Pomp.
Hello, JS.
Howdy.
Good to see you.
Also joining us tonight, because J.S.
Popp, well, he's had to be in summer school because he was smoking a little too many deweys in class and couldn't make a few.
Don't ask me.
Is J.S.
Popp's teacher, his professor at community college, the one, the only, the legendary Jim Fetzer?
Hey, look at that, Jim.
It's so good to see you.
Jim, I mean, you came at such a wonderful occasion tonight of the men's edition.
And if you're like me, Jim, you've been a man longer than me.
And you've been a manly one who was in the Marines.
Yeah.
And What does it take to be a man?
Because a lot of these pansies out there don't understand it.
What are they missing out on what it takes to be a man, Jim Fetzer?
Well, it's got a lot to do with standing up for principle and what's right and caring about your fellow human being and especially those who can't fend for themselves.
Seeking to right wrongs when you detect them, that requires a great deal of courage and integrity and knowledge and skill if you're to be successful and not simply lose out in a bat about you were destined to win.
Yeah, it also takes showing up to class, too, doesn't it?
A lot of people, that's what it takes.
Oh, I'm sorry, too soon.
Jazz Pop, explain to the world why you didn't finish your classes before we get shadowbanned and censored even more.
Oh, it was not my fault!
It was not my fault!
The dog ate my homework, and I got my sweater caught on the garage door, and I couldn't get down, so I came back from the farm.
Should I go on, or is that enough?
Well, by the way, see what happens, Jamie, when you go to strip club too much, you lose your homework and stuff.
Jolumbo, you've been observing the difference between our countries and stuff.
What has the average UK man turned into in the modern era here in your neck of the woods, Jolumbo?
Well, they've all gone a little bit soft and dumb.
They're all dumbed down.
You know they're either too into video games or into just...
Stupid hobbies and that and they don't pay any interest or what's going on really.
It's a shame, it's a shame.
So anyways, we have a big night.
We're going to be doing a Top 3 Manliest Moments.
You know, Jim told me he had too many to choose from.
He has notebooks of all his manliest moments.
Volumes 1, Volume 2.
So we have a lot to choose from.
We're broadcasting live on Dean Ryan TV on YouTube.
We're on the Facebooks, but nobody can find us.
You can go on those pages and you don't even see a live show.
So why are we even on there?
I don't know.
We're also on Rumble.
If you haven't added us and subscribed to Rumble, do so at this time before Facebook gets deleted.
Just they're deleting everything.
And we're also on realdealmedia.tv, the mothership, the home of everything.
So here's what we're going to do tonight.
We have our top three.
Now we have three judges here tonight.
Three judges against our wishes, but they said they have to represent the other species that lives with us and coexists with us here on planet Earth.
Jim, that's hard, isn't it, being a man and coexisting with some of the women today?
They're just so harsh in their language.
Why, Jim?
I'm talking about the other sex, Dean, not the other species.
I stand corrected.
I stand corrected.
Yeah.
Absolutely correct on that.
Yes.
Yes, Jim.
You know how hard it is just to keep up.
So anyways, they're going to be giving the woman's vote of who has the best top three.
Obviously, the viewers can vote at this time.
But before I introduce them, I must say, because I know they're going to have a word or two to say about the following.
Jim, in JS, in Jalumbo, I put together something called The Real Deal Men's Guide to How to Speak to Women.
You know, Jalumbo, I don't know about you, but I get letters from young men all the time about, hey Dean, how to speak to women.
They've asked me, yes, if you gave me just five more seconds, it would have evened out.
They asked me, Jim, I don't know how to speak to the other sexes out there.
There's like 72 sexes now.
We see men that are swimmers that look like they just got done from an axe-throwing contest, and they don't know how to speak to the other genders.
So, Jim, because I'm a nice guy... Really?
Who does?
Come on.
Jazz Poppy, I mean, you've been talking to women since the 80s.
How hard is it?
Well, it hasn't done any good.
I have been trying.
I've been talking to him for a long time.
It doesn't do any good to talk to him.
There's only one thing they're interested in.
I'm afraid to ask.
There might be a reason why you might not have that much luck.
Oh my God.
Well, before I melt into my own footprint.
I'm just trying to butter up the judges for what's to come here.
What a smart man.
That's illegal, I think.
Anyways, so here's what I did, because I care.
I put together a wonderful men's chart.
That's right.
On how to speak to women.
That's right.
And we're going to do that before I introduce the judges on our top three.
This is how to speak to women.
A man's guide.
That's right.
Let me explain myself, shall I?
Okay, so it's very simple.
And, um... Austin, you can... One arm?
Anyways...
I get asked all the time, how do we speak to women?
Dean Ryan, please help us.
Well, I said, worry no more everybody.
I've learned from the best and they're all here tonight, I think.
So I created a following guide.
Now, if you're watching at home, you might want to take notes, follow along.
It's very simple.
So I'm going to start off by the following.
Here we go.
And uh, make sure you have your gin and tonics and everything else in place.
Uh, And we surveyed a lot of people, but this from my own experience.
So we're going to start with the first.
This is something you don't want to say.
This is called Very Dangerous Territory.
You never ask a woman what's for dinner.
Very dangerous.
Very dangerous.
What you do next is the following.
Well, can I help with dinner?
Well, that's getting safer.
That's getting safer.
Not quite what we want.
A little bit more.
Well, oh, safest.
Where would you like to go for dinner?
That's very safe.
Very safe, Jim.
Jim, take notes.
You got it right, Dean.
There's no doubt about it.
But I've found something that's ultra safe.
It's here, have some wine.
Yeah, it's very easy.
Just here, have some wine, and that's the best move you can make.
Now, as opposed to other things, here's another one you don't want to do, Jim.
Here it is.
Never say the following.
Are you wearing that?
Very dangerous.
Safer.
Well, you sure look good in brown.
That's not quite where we want to go.
Well, here's the safest.
Wow!
Look at you.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, look at you.
But here's something even better.
Here, have some wine.
It's probably the best one you want to get.
That's the best one to get with.
Yeah, well, we've polled a lot of different relationships.
People ask me all the time, and I'm getting sick of it.
I'm more than a one-trick pony here.
I'm not even a pony.
Okay, here we go for another one.
This is dangerous.
What are you so worked up about?
Never say that to a woman.
That is dangerous territory!
I've almost... No, really... Dean, really, that question... You don't want to know the answer to that question.
Trust me.
You don't want to know.
No, no, no, no.
I can't...
You kind of know the answer.
Very dangerous.
In fact, I almost got killed for asking that question.
I remember like it was yesterday.
Okay, so that's very dangerous.
Here's a little safer.
Could we be overreacting?
No.
Never say the O word.
I mean, but it's better than what you were so worked up about.
Here's a little safer.
Here's my paycheck.
Yes, that will always stop every argument.
Here's my paycheck.
Just like it was yesterday.
It will just stop all arguments.
Finally, ultra safe.
Here, have some wine.
Yeah, that will make it work every time.
Every time that will make it work.
I'm telling you, like it's clockwork.
I've never got a safe word then, I guess Lisa's been like, what am I going to do?
Cake!
Yeah.
Nothing from a box, Jim.
See?
No box on.
It's the same, but they still...
Go ahead, Jalumbo.
I've never got a safe word then, because Lisa's not like, what am I going to do?
Cake!
Oh, yeah, cake.
I think I heard Lisa's voice, but I could be hallucinating.
All right, next, here's something that is very, very dangerous.
Be very careful.
Should you be eating that?
Oh my god, you're asking for murder!
Should you be eating that?
They ask us that all the time.
Okay, here's a little safer, but not quite there yet.
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
You never want to say that.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
that's crazy it's almost worse than the first one but this is what young guys are doing out there a lot of men are making these mistakes now here's something a little safer here can i get you a piece of chocolate with that oh that will that will get you and i love you immediately but here's something that's all for safe Here, have some wine.
It's going to save you every time.
I mean, Jim, you've been using some of these over the years.
You can attest to this.
Testimonial.
Dean, I think the key to speaking with women is sincerity.
Don't be a fraud.
Be yourself.
Just be genuine.
And that is all it takes.
Yeah, I used to think that too, Jim.
But let's continue here on our journey.
OK, finally, The worst thing could say, what did you do all day?
They're always asking us that.
Okay, what did we do all day?
Well, you know what I'm doing.
I'm hunting.
I'm saving the community and the family.
You know what I'm saying?
You know damn well what I did all day.
All right, but here's something a little safer.
I hope you didn't overdo it today.
Oh, that is a terrible thing to say to a woman.
Terrible, terrible thing to say.
You're just asking for it to be tomahawk.
Okay.
Here's getting better.
Getting better.
I've always loved you in that robe.
That will win you a lot of points.
A lot of points.
You'll always get with that.
And then finally, if you just, you're just sick of it all, you want it to stop.
Well here, have some wine.
We'll get you what you need every time.
So, Hopefully, hopefully we learned something here today.
Jalombo, will this help?
This may help you, will it not?
Yeah, well, I've just got to change the wine to cake and that's a one-stop help.
JS, that is so true.
And Jim, I'll go to you first because maybe it's not wine.
Maybe, like Jamie said, maybe it is red velvet cake.
You are wise beyond your years, Dean.
Oh, now, Jim, you know, I don't like compliments, but I sure as love that one.
Okay, Chaz Pop, you want to comment on this because you're probably going to be a new man using this chart here tonight, are you not?
Well, yes, and actually I started using it as a beta test ever since you got those shares in that wine company, in that vineyard.
I've been checking it out pretty heavily.
Okay, okay, exactly, exactly.
So, And you know the women backstage are just frothing, frothing from the mouth of saying how you guys figured this out.
I think we did.
I think we did.
So that's what we're going to do.
All right, so we're ready to do our top three here.
And our judges, I'm going to introduce our judges, everybody.
And our first judge Are the judges ready?
Is one of our judges ready?
Give us the thumbs up there.
Okay, we have one judge ready.
Okay, our first judge is all the way from the great state of, I believe, somewhere between Florida and Alabama.
So I think that would be Mesopotamia, I think that is.
Uh, that is Davida.
Davida is one of our judges tonight.
Hello, Davida.
Nice to see you.
And she's one of the Rizzo's.
And the other Rizzo, who is not having her camera on, because for some reason she might have, uh, she might have monkey pox.
I'm not sure what she's hiding.
But, uh, the head Rizzo is here.
She insisted on judging very fairly tonight.
Right, ladies?
Okay.
Wonderful.
Okay.
And I'll put you backstage there.
Thank you very much.
And, oh, here's the other Rizzo.
Rizzo number two.
There we go.
Who we found.
She was hiding in a manhole earlier, but we found her.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
And thank you very much, Mrs. Jolumbo.
Okay, guys.
So let's start with our top three.
We're going to start with our top three here.
With our top three of the men's.
And we're ready to play right now.
We'll be right back.
It's just like yesterday when I worked out and took that photo shoot.
They begged me, Rolling Stone, but I said, leave me alone, please.
Stop staring.
Anyways, very simple.
Tonight, we're going to give you a top three of the most manliest moments of all time.
I have, like Jim Fetzer, had too many to choose from, but tonight I chose the best top three.
But are we all ready for this, guys?
Guys, are we all ready?
Yeah, we're all ready.
It was a rhetorical question.
And hold on, let me just crack my neck.
I've been working out all day.
Okay, let's start with Jolumbo Duffy, all the way from the UK.
Give us your third installment.
Third installment?
Am I saying that right?
Your third choice here, Jolumbo, of your most manliest moment.
Go ahead, Bray, at this time.
Right, number three.
Yes, yes.
My third installment is I actually have a Freddie King Boxing Golden Gloves Award, and I also I'm schooled in several types of martial arts.
Very manly.
I'm not saying I'm an expert or nothing, but... I can throw a good right or left hook, there you go.
I'm not saying I'm an expert or nothing, but... I can throw a good right or left hook, there you go.
I can throw a good right or left hook, there you go.
I Well, Dean, when I was 17, I had to decide when I was being admitted into the Navy National Defense Title IV program where the Navy would finance four years of college for me and I would, in return, serve Four years as either a naval officer or Marine Corps, and I chose the Marine Corps, which made a major difference in my life.
I believed if I were going to be in a military organization, I wanted to be in a real one.
Among the experiences were, as a series commander in San Diego, having 15 DIs and 300 recruits in my command, going through the training cycle, initially 11 weeks, Picking up a new group of recruits over and over and then they moved me up to regimental headquarters to revise the training program.
So, using the same facilities, we could produce 11,000 recruits in an eight-week period.
That was my responsibility, though I came to have mixed feelings about it because these were recruits being sent to Vietnam, a war I concluded we really should not have fought.
Right, right.
And Jim, if you don't mind me asking, how many pull-ups did you do in boot camp at that time?
How many pull-ups were your greatest, if you can remember?
I'd have to fantasize.
I think you're way ahead of me in that category.
Oh, it sounds like 15 to me, Jim, but I think you did more than that.
Okay, Jazz Pump, your most manliest moment, Jazz Pump, at this time before the shadowbanning sorcerers zap me back into hell.
Go ahead, please.
Well, I had to shuffle them around a little bit, but one of my earliest manly moments
was when I took a job when I was a minor I was 17 and I was playing guitar in a band in a bar which I wasn't really allowed to do but it was okay because I wasn't drinking in the bar or anything so they let me and I noticed a guy started a fight With these three girls who had come in by themselves.
And I don't know if he knew them or if he didn't.
So I didn't have a microphone.
But during my guitar solo, I said, hey, stop that.
Everybody in the band got mad at me.
And the girls all waved to the stage.
So I said, OK.
And I set my guitar down and walked off stage.
And I dragged the guy outside.
Which, he started fighting me for the first half of the way outside and then I said, hey, don't worry about it.
You don't have to, don't fight.
Just, just don't fight it.
You're just going outside to cool off.
Then he went almost limp like a ragdoll and I had to freaking carry him.
Anyways, I got lost.
By the end of the song, I just told them, don't come back in here because, you know, none of us are going to be that nice.
And I went back in and finished with the band.
But that's one of the ones that goes way back.
I can't remember that.
I was like 17 years old.
My God, it's just like yesterday yesterday.
Let me give you my number three at this time.
And thank you very much.
I have that is a heavy act to follow.
Here's my number three in the same essence of what you just said.
My number three is when I was
When I had to serve a uh well this is I don't mean to change the tune but um when I had to serve a uh a suspected um pedo a a uh subpoena in a memorandum uh to go to a prison I served it to him and then I um I pistol whipped him that's what happened so it just it was a wonderful moment for uh mankind but
I wasn't going to use that one, but Jazzpop, you inspired me to say that tonight.
I just love pistol whipping people.
It feels so good.
Jamie, please go at this time.
Number two.
Excellent.
Yeah, I've done some manly chores, which is doing some DIY.
We're quite relative.
Success, even though Lisa wouldn't agree.
I have had some failures, but that's what manly men do.
They own up to their failures.
I've done some technical stuff, yeah.
I've successfully built a fireplace, brick fireplace.
I've fitted all the parts in the toilet system.
Loads of little parts.
The instructions were in China, so I did well.
Yeah, yeah.
Jamie, I've had to put together a Nintendo when the damn thing didn't work.
I had to rewire it and make sure the video game works and the cartridge.
Okay, very good.
Jim Fetcher, you're number two choice at this time for your top three most manliest moment in your man career.
Well, this requires a little background, Dean.
I stepped on too many toes at the University of Kentucky where I had my first academic appointment and was denied a promotion to associate professor.
But I was hired as a visitor, visiting associate by the University of Virginia, which was then the number one public university in the country.
I put together a series of appointments, Cincinnati and NSF Grand, North Carolina, Chapel Hill, New College, University of South Florida.
But when I was 44, 1985, I ran out of options.
And we had a neighbor, we were living in Sarasota, Bradenton, Florida, who was an assistant principal at a high school there, and he told me, Jim, you're not going to like this, but if you, because you have a PhD, go down to the school board, they'll qualify you as a substitute teacher.
And you could teach an 8th grade science class.
And I'll just tell ya, walking into that 8th grade science class the first time may have been, if not the, it was next to the most manly act of my life, I'll tell ya.
Having spent all these years in higher education, it was a whole new experience.
I would fortuitously be able to recover and be hired two years later as full professor with tenure on the Duluth campus of the University of Minnesota.
But I remember after that semester turning to my wife and saying, Don't make me go back in there!
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Yeah, that... stepped on how many toes again?
My God, yeah, that didn't happen.
Quite a few, quite a few.
That, that, that, yeah, that seems to be the case.
Okay, let's go to JSPOP for his number two most manliest moment of all time, and the women are all looking at me backstage, winking, saying I'm in the lead, but no pressure, JSPOP.
Go ahead at this time.
Yes!
Gosh.
Yeah.
I have no time.
Well, if Jazz Pop, if we could hear him, he would be saying, you know, I think I'm all out.
Yeah, let's not do that.
I pulled a D and I pressed the mute button on your mic.
That's the old me.
That's the old me.
Well, the one that comes to mind this time, for some reason, is the time that I was in Ocala, Florida, and there are all these little cartoon crocodile, you know, like a little alligator wearing a hat, doing a dance, and it says, beware of alligators.
And you're walking around these lakes, and if you're observant, you soon realize that those signs are actually meant to be serious.
They're not really meant to be, you know, fun.
Oh, beware the cartoon alligator.
So, um, anyways, these two brothers, one had gotten his favorite lure caught on a log or something underwater.
And, uh, then when he walked out to get it, he got stuck in the mud.
And his brother went to pull him out and they both got stuck.
And so I just was going for a walk after, this was probably 3.30 in the morning.
Okay, okay.
I had just gone for a walk after my gig and I heard this ruckus and I was like, what are you guys doing?
So I turned my flashlight on and if you know anything about alligators, when you turn your light on, their eyes look like Okay, so what?
Because they both got stuck in the mud, so I went in the water and dragged both guys out.
Ruined my outfit, which was a nice 80s zoot suit with the padded trousers and the whole shot with the shark skin.
But that was one thing I did too that was pretty manly.
That is manly.
Not like I saw a skin suit instead.
That is manly.
Yeah, that would have been really manly if I came out of the water with a new alligator skin suit.
Okay, I'm gonna go take my number dose here.
My second most manliest moment of all time.
I was on a Amtrak train roughly four years ago and there was a young Amish girl who was getting sexually harassed by what seemed to be a drunk guy.
Everyone was afraid to approach him.
Of course, we all know how I get.
I just have a problem, I guess.
So I told him to shut the freak up because I was going to be in a very bad place.
And I told him he was in for a world of hurt.
And then I showed him what was in my pocket.
And it wasn't a banana.
You know what it was?
I don't know if I want the answer.
No, we don't want to see that.
Oh, wait, wait a minute.
No, it's not a banana in my pocket, Chairman.
I'm not happy to see jazz pop.
I'm just saying.
No, it was a self-defense.
course of action there, and I just reminded him that I have a happy, happy trigger finger.
Anyways, that's my number two.
Number... for your numero uno, okay?
Numero uno, everybody, of the most manliest moment at this time.
And who's in the lead here?
Who thinks... who's winning, according to the audience here?
Okay...
Okay, it seems that Jim might be in the lead.
Okay, so Jolumbo, tell us your number one most manliest moment of all time.
For my number one, I've survived a deadly bear attack.
You're guessing why, aren't you?
And how?
Yeah.
Now here comes the awkward bit.
That's because I've used all my manly powers to avoid bears at all costs all my life.
So yeah, I totally made that up.
Okay, that was one of the most weirdest number ones I've heard in quite some time.
Jim Fetzer, most manliest moment of the Jim Fetzer man career.
Go ahead, Jim.
Oddly enough, Dean, it occurred on the 17th of August of this year, at the age of 81, when I had to appear before a judge who'd not only found me in contempt of court not once, but twice, threatened to send me to jail in order that I had to appear in court.
Because I was protesting the taking of my blog, the taking of my book, Nobody Died at Sandy Hook, protesting that the judge was not acting in a lawful manner, because these were intellectual property that could not be simply given to the plaintiff in this case, and that he was actually estoppeled from taking them because it contradicted his prior position, and where I was apprehensive going in, That the judge was going to throw me into the clank.
I actually had a friend come down so that he could notify my wife and a friend who is an attorney, should that happen.
I went and represented myself, made a lot of really good arguments, and actually was able to obtain a transcript that's very, very helpful in my case before the United States Supreme Court.
Well, I'm protesting, appealing directly to the United States Supreme Court of the judge's order.
He decided it on the 17th, but he didn't release it until, like, Tuesday, just a couple days ago.
But already it's before the Supreme Court in their hands.
And I think that may have been going in and just representing myself.
It may have been the zenith.
That could be.
Jim, you're really playing for the gold tonight.
That's going to be hard to top.
Jazz Pop, good luck to you.
Tell us your number one most manliest moment of your main career, and good luck with that.
Jim might be the gold medalist tonight.
Go ahead.
Okay, he doesn't... Jamie, will you just talk on his behalf, since we don't hear a damn word he's saying?
I don't know why he's always on mute.
So I made a suit with him, Alec.
It is...
Yeah, stop pulling me, literally.
That was one of my deadliest moments!
No, one time I was driving a truck full of my van equipment from Michigan to Florida and I used to take a lot of shortcuts to get off the freeways where there was semis backed up.
Back in those days they had to stop at Weigh stations or whatever.
So anyways, I used to go through all of the shortcut routes and my car stalled.
So I got out and I scratched my head and I looked around and I realized I don't really know nothing about cars or trucks.
Only guitars and stuff.
And I met these two sisters and, you know, I have to move this story along.
Well, they took me back to their house and I met their father and it was, they had a farm there.
Wait, hold on a second.
Hold on.
Jim Fetzer, are you following this?
Can you recap what we just heard here, please?
For real.
Wait, hold on a second.
Hold on.
Jim Fetzer, are you following this?
Can you recap what we just heard here, please?
Because I'm a little...
I am in the foggy, Steve.
You're coming to another source.
*laughter* The only thing in my head is your pictures with Willow, you know, and the Alge and myself.
You must think we're there.
We're all lost on this incredible enchantment of the secret door here.
Yeah.
I'm not 18 or anything.
I was probably 23 or 22.
Well, that doesn't make it better.
Go ahead, Josh.
But they were at least probably 17, 18, 19, something like that.
Anyhow, they took me back to their house.
I met their dad.
He let me call on the phone and tell where my truck was on the road.
And they said, you know, we'll be there in like six hours.
So, I had six hours to kill.
And I had two sisters to pick from.
Okay.
They were not happy about competing with each other for the next five hours and 55, 59 minutes, whatever it was.
Okay.
Well, anyways, Heather Nelson says, sounds like a swingers party.
I might agree on that one, Heather.
Of course, I went for a walk with the older sister.
Because I was sure, I was sure she was, you know, of age.
Okay, okay.
And she fell asleep after we had spent about 30 or 40 minutes together.
So then when I was walking back to find my truck, I ran into the other girl and she was crying.
So naturally, with the kind-hearted person that I am, Let the terror up.
I consoled her the best way I could.
Let's just put it that way.
Okay.
Thank you for that.
And Jim, hopefully that clears things up for you, Jim Fetcher, that incredible.
Talk about the fog of war.
And this was back in the 80s.
So, you know, Oh, yeah, yeah.
Anyways, I'm gonna take my, uh, my last and I'll try to make it as quick as possible.
Um, my number one, uh, most manliest moment, I was in Greece and there was a girl who was sitting in a guy's chair.
This girl who was like, like 16 or whatever.
I was, she was, she was 16, 17, whatever.
Around that age, I was around 18 or 19.
And she sat in the guy's chair, this kid's chair, and he didn't like it.
So he, he lifted her up and he slapped her in the face and she fell down.
So I just ate dinner and I didn't want to see that.
I was very upset.
So I, I slapped him in the face and he fell over.
He was quite smaller than me.
So it was not that much of a challenge.
Then he left and then I extended my hand to her and I lifted her up and I gave her a hug and I kissed her on the cheek.
I think she wanted more, but I don't really kiss on the first non-dates, but that really happened.
And then he flipped me off, and then I chased him throughout this little village in Greece, and I threw up all my spaghetti.
It was terrible, but I tried to kill him.
So that was my most manless moment ever.
So that's what it is.
So let's bring the judges at this time, and we'll recap.
Do we need a recap?
Are we good?
Okay, okay, we're good, we're good.
Okay, so let's bring the Rizzo's here, led by, led by Head Rizzo, Lisa Duffy, and then Davita, and then the other Rizzo is, she's... Where's Danielle?
Where's Danielle?
Yeah, let us know when she's ready.
Anyways, we'll get her when she's ready.
She's playing hooky or something with hooks.
Okay, Lisa Duffy, go ahead at this time.
Well, there's a lot to think about.
I didn't actually hear a word of J.S.
Poe's because I was laughing at Dane, so I missed it completely.
I don't even know what he was talking about.
He might not know either.
They were quite manly.
Jamie's was ridiculous.
I'm sorry, Jamie, but they were ridiculous.
Jim's was amazing.
He's been in the Marines.
He taught science to Year 8.
I've taught science to Year 8.
That is very difficult.
So you feel his pain.
I actually had to teach French to Year 8, and I don't know any French.
So yeah, I could feel his pain.
However, Dean Ryan, he pistol-whipped a paedophile, and then he was very chivalrous in his other two.
So quite competitive there.
I would stop at least, but continue.
Yeah, but JSPOP is dragging people out of bars, Dean's punching people in the face and pistol-whipping them.
But Jim's been in the Marines.
And Jamie's avoided beers his entire life, and there's no beers in the UK, so that wasn't hard, Jamie.
Don't tell him that bit.
You're giving away the secrets.
So, yeah, do you want an answer now, or do you want Davina's sum-up first?
Why don't we get one of your Rizzo disciples here, get her take.
Davida, at this time, tell us your evaluation thus far of what you saw of the excellence of men and everything we have to offer here on the stage tonight.
Okay, so Jamie and the fact that he does things around the house, so do I. So, yeah, I'm with that.
Going against pedophiles or anything against women.
I'm with that as well.
But Jim handling a lawsuit by himself.
I'm in law.
That's some intense stuff.
So, you know, Marines and handling a big case like that by himself.
That's where I'm going.
Okay, thank you Davida, and okay, let's get the... Can I quickly interject something for Davida?
Jamie mentioned that he built a toilet all by himself, even though the instructions were in Chinese.
What he failed to mention was that he put the sink about two feet off the floor.
You had to be a natural midget to wash your hands!
It was like a little footbath.
And he also failed to mention when he put a shelf up, all the screws were hanging in somebody else's bedroom wall to their side.
I'd rather he didn't do things around the house.
Okay, okay, so who is your pick at this?
Do you want to deliberate with Davida as we give you some space?
Do you need deliberation?
What about Danielle?
I was eager to hear her evaluation.
So you guys need deliberation?
Go ahead.
At this time we'll go backstage.
Okay, and...
Okay, oh, well, all right.
Jamie's got to stay.
Yeah, I might as well stay because I've lost.
Yeah, because Jamie's lost anyway, it doesn't matter.
Davida, who do you think was the best?
Well, like I said, with Jim fighting his own wall case, you know, that shit's intense.
Hubby just got home.
I haven't seen Hubby in two days.
I mean, I appreciate the guys like standing up for women and stuff like that, but being in the Marines and doing your own major law case like that, I'm kind of with Jim on that one.
He's been in the Marines.
He's taught Year Right, which is about 11-12 years old children, which is a nightmare.
Especially in a science lab where there's dangerous chemicals.
Jim.
I'm gonna vote for Jim.
Yeah, me too.
I'm going with Jim.
Jim's a winner!
Jim's the manliest man.
Hold on a second.
Wait a minute.
Let's see what the viewers are saying, Lisa.
I know how you play around here, okay?
I'm sorry, but Jim's the manliest man.
Okay.
Well, let's see what the audience says.
We don't want to, we don't want to, in Jim's no offense, we just have, I have to be fair due to the committee and the, the homeowners association that, that it goes on around here.
Okay, let's see what people are saying here.
And we have Robin Barron says, Jim, Jim, Jim.
Jim, is somebody in your office there?
Okay, we have Mary Lyon saying, Jim.
Judy Scott, thank you very much.
Now hold on, you can't hold it.
It was a conscious objection to the Afghanistan war.
And I did it for Jim Fetzer, even though we didn't meet yet.
I knew someday.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Georgia Brown says, uh, Jim all the way.
Okay.
Jim was in the mail.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Georgia Brown says, Jim all the way.
Okay.
Here's another one.
Here is Danielle.
Her vote is no.
I'm not drinking.
Okay, that's not a vote.
I didn't want to object too much.
Jules voted for Danielle.
She's not one of the contestants.
Jane Cornwall, one of the Janes, is here.
She says, Lisa, what about Paddington Bear?
What about Paddington Bear, Lisa?
Come on!
Um, here's, uh, Dana says, wow, she just loves it all.
Loves it all.
Uh, okay.
And then Lakris says Jim for sure.
Impeachment says Jim.
Uh, okay.
I see a trend here.
Brian Harding says Jim, uh, Brian Barnes.
Okay.
You're going to have to face facts.
Okay.
Who, what?
Okay.
So let's announce Jim Fetzer.
I'm sorry.
Okay, the winner... Lisa, announce the winner, properly please, at this time.
Go ahead, announce the winner.
The winner, without any shadow of a doubt, when you look at the competition, the most manly man on Real Deal Media is... Jim Fetzer!
Oh, wow!
Jim, acceptance speech, go ahead.
Jim, you won.
Acceptance speech at this time.
Well, Dean, I gotta say, I thought that was wonderful appreciation for these events, and notice how they were distributed through my life.
Then initially, you know, a Marine Corps decision when I was 17, having to confront teaching 8th grade teachers when I was 44, and then going into court with a judge I had anticipated was going to throw me into jail when I was 81.
I appreciate one and all here.
This is a real pleasure.
And Dean, I thought you were all stiff competition.
I thought you were a very worthy runner-up.
Well, thank you very much.
And I'll accept second place, unless Jalumbo got second place.
Jess Pop, are you?
Okay, Jess Pop, you got bronze tonight.
I mean, are viewers out there?
Is everyone okay with that?
Okay, wonderful.
So, Jim, we're going to say goodbye to you.
We're going to take a quick break.
Thank you, Judge DeVita, at this time.
And, DeVita, any last words before you ride off into the Alabama sunset?
Not at the moment, but, Jim, like I said, I've been in law for 18 years.
I know it's a tough thing to deal with, and I salute you for your service, number one, and for doing that on your own.
Those are much appreciated.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
Those are much appreciated comments, Davida, very much.
Very, very much so.
So we're going to take a quick break here at the after party.
We're going to say goodbye to Jim and a little break here.
And Lisa, Davida, thank you.
And we'll come back with some of the men.
And Jim, congratulations.
I'm going to send you a reward in the mail.
You'll get it very soon.
It's a lock of G.S.
Pop's beard.
You'll get that lovely piece that can hang on your mantle.
Just look at that.
Oh, and it smells like Old Spice, too.
You're going to love it.
Jim, thank you for everything that you've done, and you do, and keep on keeping on.
Thank you so much.
Keep on keeping on.
OK, everyone, stand by.
Yes, Lisa?
Somebody said, now do the most sexy.
That's very easy.
As you all know, I'm married to Jamie.
So the sexiest person in the room is Jim Fletcher, everybody.
OK, yes.
Jim, you won again.
Oh, you're wonderful.
You're wonderful.
You're wonderful.
Did this audience want me to win anything ever?
Oh my god.
Okay, we'll be right back.
We're gonna go to the lobby.
We'll be right back after these messages.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat.
Delicious things to eat.
The popcorn can't be beat.
The sparkling drinks are just dandy.
The chocolate bars and the candy.
So let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat.
Let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Let's all go to the lobby.
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Acapella music Welcome back, everybody.
Welcome back to The After Party.
I'm your host, Dean Ryan, here tonight as we conclude a very, very eventful night here in very stiff competition.
So stiff, some of it you might have thought was dead, but definitely that wasn't Jim Fetzer's manliest moments, for he is the winner once again.
Once again, he is definitely a winner here tonight.
And apparently the sexiest man alive, according to People's Magazine, Lisa Duffy edition.
But joining me here tonight is the wonderful, the pleasant, The Incredible, the Mystical, Jolumbo, Duffy aka Mr. Avocado.
It's so good to see you.
I just couldn't believe what I saw during the break.
Jim Waltznote with that big, massive, heavy prize, trophy, with one hand.
He took it away with him, giggling off into the sunset.
Yes, he did.
And he was eating a turkey leg, too, the whole time.
He was incredible.
Just incredible.
And JS Pop, welcome back with us.
A man who's no stranger to turkey legs or, uh, Budweiser, apparently.
Is it drinking time now?
Yep, it's time to, uh, this is the first time ever for me, the Natty Date.
And, uh, I can't necessarily recommend anybody else try it, but You can see what happens to me tomorrow, I guess.
OK.
So here's what I'm going to do before we yuck it up a little bit.
I want to invite the ladies.
If you want to call in, we want women only.
John McBride, he might be on the 7th.
Fetts equals Sean Connery.
Yes.
Jim Fetzer is a legendary figure here at the Real Deal Media Hallways.
Treehouse, if you're here, you can call in too because you're in Japan.
But you want to join the party.
And, you know, Jamie, I'll start with you while we wait for some calls.
It was Jim Petzers to take the whole competition here tonight, was it?
Because, I mean, we were all pretty confident about our top three, but he might have won.
Your thoughts on that?
Yeah, I thought mine, avoiding wrestling bears by just avoiding them was good, but there's Jim, he's been in the army, he's fought a lawsuit and all this, and there's just Jim in it.
You know, what can you say?
Unfortunately, you know, he's had all this manly experience above us all.
Yes, he has.
Yes, he has.
Jez Pop, I mean, it must have been a hard conflict of interest competing against your teacher.
Well, to tell you the truth, I have so much respect and have had for probably more than a decade for Jim Fetzer.
I know most of my experiences that I shared were from when I was a very young man, but Jim didn't do that.
He shared his experiences that he's been having in real time, like during the time that Realtime Media has been A force, a reckoning force, that it is.
So, no, I have nothing but respect for Jim taking that time.
Yes, yes.
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Anyways, you know, let's ask the ladies, if we had, if Jim wasn't here, now obviously Jim wins.
I know where this was headed.
I would have won.
Who would have won?
Because, let's see, what is Karen of the Peterson family saying?
She's saying, Lordy, now it's stiff and hard, manly men night.
Well, careful now.
It's dangerous language there, dangerous language.
We are gentlemen and manly men at that, but feel free to I'll keep this up here.
Let me try to keep it up here.
Okay, there, we'll hold it up.
Join the party if you dare to do so.
All you gotta do is just go to StreamYard.com and then put that alien language in, forward slash alien language, right there at this time.
Jamie, I have to say, now, there is other honorable mentions, honorable mentions that, and we can think of those too when they come to mind, but here's what's interesting.
Since Danielle's not here, and now's the best time to talk about her, due to my understanding, she sent me the oddest photos I've ever seen in my life earlier.
This is it.
She sent me this photo.
No, just this photo only.
Look at this.
Look what she did.
Those are her footprints.
She wrestled a sea lion and knocked him out.
Knocked him out.
Do you see that?
Okay, let's get someone.
Let's get a manly man from overseas.
He's a man who's old.
He's originally from the East Coast, but he's on a secret operation in Japan called Operation Karaoke, I think, or something like that.
Treehouse, a friend of our show.
Treehouse is a manly man.
Welcome to the manliest show ever, Treehouse.
Hello.
Hey.
Treehouse, a friend of our show.
Hey Treehouse, I'm going to ask you a question here.
What do you feel about Jim Fetzer winning the gold tonight?
Do you think that was a just win, or did somebody get shafted here?
You guys said it at the beginning.
Different generation.
The guys were tougher back then, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
You're right.
You're right.
Guys were tougher back then.
Guys were tougher back then.
But what is it?
What do you think?
Do you think women are looking for other characteristics in the modern era compared to maybe 30 years ago when when J.S.
Popp was the king of the 1980s?
What say you?
I'm always confused.
I'm always confused by women, man.
I have no idea what's going on inside their heads.
I have no idea.
I mean, in Japan, they're looking for the biggest weaklings.
I mean, they're looking for guys that like animation, and they like, you know, guys that... That's true.
That's true, Treehouse.
...do funky little things with animation girls.
Hello, kitty boy.
Here comes one now behind me.
Here's a Japanese man behind me, okay?
You can see here.
We've never seen one before.
All right, so look at the mask.
Okay, look at the gay-ass mask he's wearing.
Look at that gay-ass mask, you know.
Oh my god!
Look at that, huh?
It's like a grape.
It looks like a grape.
It's like a California raisin.
Anyways, Treehouse.
It's a funny show.
But it's very rare, too, and Jalumbo and Jazzpop would agree that Someone like Jim who went into combat or, you know, into a war in the Marines at the age 17, he has true grit to this day.
We don't see the caliber of that in the modern era.
Do we, Treehouse?
No, not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
No, and Jamie, I know you agree.
Tell us, Jess.
He's unbeatable.
You know, I'm just saying a guy like Jim is unbeatable.
Um, he doesn't even care if he suffers a defeat if he's still alive.
He's still fighting to the win.
That's June's character.
Yes, he is.
He's still fighting.
Yeah, we all are.
We're all still fighting to win, man.
We're all still fighting to win.
Yes, except for the guy in the purple shirt.
He was not fighting at all.
Hey Treehouse, you want to make a prediction here?
Because it's rare that we can get you and when we do, we just, we can't let you go.
But how, two questions here before the prediction.
How is Japan doing at this time?
You guys are going into your winter, or no, your springtime?
In the fall, we're going into the fall.
Yeah, we just had a very hot summer.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
And what is the vibe in Japan like right now with the whole world and the cluster freaks happening right now?
Japanese news is that everyone completely brainwashed over the corona.
Every second word out of newscasts this month is corona, corona, corona.
So is everyone still wearing masks?
Yeah, people are still suffering from the corona nonsense.
And it's absolutely ridiculous.
Absolutely.
They've destroyed the country.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And who's the new Prime Minister?
I forgot his name.
Yeah, his name is Kishida.
His last name is Kishida.
Is Japan posturing towards China as China tries to reclaim the entire Orient right now?
No way, not even, not from the people's perspective, no way.
But you never know what goes up or not.
You know, in terms of a corporate level, I have no idea, you know, but from the sense on the ground here, people just would never trust China.
And, you know, I looked on some of those videos what goes on in China, my God Almighty, how, so this, God Almighty.
Yeah.
Don't even get me started, Treehouse.
Sometimes I watch those videos and I think, wow, what's going on in New York right now?
And I'm like, oh, that's China.
Nevermind.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
Hey, Treehouse, real quick.
It's so good to see you again.
Yeah, likewise.
We've been doing uppercuts of shows lately, and we're trying to see who's the winner here.
You want to make predictions as the U.S.
goes into the midterm elections?
Are we going to see the summer of PSYOPs continue?
Prediction for the midterm elections, Treehouse from Japan, go ahead.
Well, the Republicans will win a few, but I think they're going to cheat again.
The Democrats will retain the House and the Senate.
They're not going to lose power.
There's no way.
There's no way.
They'll cheat!
They're going to cheat!
I think so.
I mean, whether anything else happens in the meantime to counter it.
on the midterm election bet.
Are we all in on that?
I think so.
I mean, whether anything else happens in the meantime to counter it.
But yeah, they've already started cheating.
And Treehouse, did you want to pick a date for Queen Bingo?
Do you want to pick a date she's going to announce?
Because Lisa Duffy, who's very, very confident of her pick, she thinks she's going to win October 31st.
Did you want to pick your date?
Because you're very on the money lately.
October 31st is Halloween, right?
Yes, yes.
We celebrate that every year we go to J.S.
Popp's haunted garage party.
Well, you know, I'm from right near Salem, Massachusetts, you know.
I might come from a couple of towns up from Salem, Massachusetts.
It's a small town called, I shouldn't say it, but it's a very old town.
We had a couple of witches in my town.
Can I also choose October 31st?
Uh, you know, Lisa doesn't like to share her dates, but yes, yes you can.
I think you can at this time.
She's shaking her head.
No, she's shaking.
It's not okay.
I'm going to go into October 31st.
Okay, Halloween.
And we expect you to be part of our Halloween special this year.
We're going to do a big one, and Jazz Pop might even be in character.
We don't know yet.
Hey, for sure.
I might be in Shibuya.
I might go to Shibuya for Halloween again this year.
I always go to Shibuya each year.
Okay.
Well, we want to see some footage there.
We want to see the footage and all that stuff.
Yeah, for sure.
All right, Treehouse.
And Treehouse is very, uh, yeah, he's pro Fetzer on the win tonight.
So we accept that.
All right.
Thank you, Treehouse.
See you guys.
All right.
Hang in there.
All right.
See you guys.
Yep.
All right.
That's Treehouse from Japan.
But yeah, that would have been interesting.
I was kind of hoping that too.
I was just going to root for the other guy just for the other dog because I knew nevermind.
All right.
Yeah, he's got me Dean.
He's got me thinking I might have to just convert my balcony that I built out of pancake grates into a tree house.
Yeah, yeah.
And by the way, before we continue, Jamie, if you look at the back, those two guys in Jazz Pop's studio there, they're having an intense conversation in the background.
Look at that.
It's a staring contest!
It's a staring contest!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they got drunk already.
Yeah, or they're dead, one or the other.
Anywho...
Oh, God!
Okay, so we're kind of winding down.
I'm going to put Lisa back up here and I'm going to take this off here.
And just to close it off, yes, Operation Uncensored is official.
You're going to see the new video of it coming this weekend.
I promise you that.
And don't forget to, while I'm at it, join us on Rumble.com.
We're trying to build that before we get completely shit-canned off all the platforms.
More than we already have.
I mean, You know, when you're putting a post out and it's only reaching 100 people and we've got a big show like this, it's kind of defeating, isn't it Jamie?
Yeah, and you know why they're doing this?
It's because they've got no men working at Facebook.
No meny men.
Because if they had meny men, they wouldn't get butt hurt.
So true, J.S.
Popp.
I was hoping somebody would say that besides me and Jamie read my mind.
Thank you very much.
If you want to have 100,000 views, we all got to dress up in lingerie with lipstick and all that.
But you stopped.
I just don't think it's worth it.
Good point.
Never thought of that.
It's a good point.
So we're going to get out of here soon.
This is the last call for anyone who wants to call in here.
This is the last call.
I'm going to bring in Lisa to give her final thoughts on everything manly here tonight.
Especially if you missed it, I gave How to Speak to Women and I'll throw that up one more time.
Jelumbo, did you want to comment on the chart here?
In fact, let me get this ready.
On the chart, I think it's going to help a lot of men out there.
Don't you think, Jelumbo?
Yeah, I do.
I think that's a very helpful card.
Even if you've got to make slight adjustments to it, that's a good guide for everyone.
And maybe one day you can become your very own Jim.
That's right.
That's right.
And there is the Men's Guide to How to Speak to Women, Dangerous, Safer, Safest, Ultra Safe, and Jizz Pop.
I mean, you probably learned a thing or two just by tonight with that chart, haven't you?
I wish I had that chart back in 1981, trust me.
That's right.
I would have just bought more wine, you know.
That's right.
You could have saved a fortune.
Lisa Duffy, I'll put you in here.
I'm sure you agree with the men's here tonight and the Rizzo's.
What say you?
Yeah, it needs some adjustment, your little chart, because it's cake.
Cake would be better.
Cake would be better.
And Jamie, please take note of that immediately.
Immediately.
However, the one about like, are you really wearing that?
I would rather if I look like shit that Jamie told me and just didn't say, oh, you look really nice in that.
When I look like I'm wearing a pin bug.
Don't do it, Jamie.
Yeah.
I would have just said that, that outfit makes your butt look really small.
In fact, I can't find it.
That's what I would have said.
Uh, Jelamo, it's a trap.
Don't you ever say, warn them about hypothermia.
That is a trap, if I ever heard one!
It's a trap, a trap!
- Yeah, yeah.
- Did you let me know we were the one that didn't listen to you? - You know what, Lisa?
You read my heart and my mind.
I feel like crying, but I'm a man.
That's not what we do.
See?
See?
See how that is?
Before you tell us, Lisa, of who would have won besides Jim Fetzer, here's Karen of the Peterson family saying, Yeah, I don't know what he's doing, but I agree.
Stop it.
Then Avocado lives with Lisa with a cast iron frying pan.
And yes, I will take Lisa's class on that.
Okay, it's slightly heated, don't forget.
Lisa, Sean Gregorian says, let them eat cake.
That's Lisa's title of her new biopic, her book that she's writing.
Let me eat cake.
Yes, in cake we trust.
Okay.
She runs it all for herself.
Melody answers.
Good night, gentlemen.
Flying kiss, Connett.
You're a manly man.
Thank you very much.
And Jules, I think, is talking to Jazz Pop.
Women don't like condescending men.
I agree, Jules.
But Lisa, tell us who would win at this time if Jim was not here.
Go ahead.
Right, as my position as a judge, I've got to be honest, unfortunately.
So the person that had the best answers, if Jim wasn't here, for the most manly things, unfortunately, it was Dean Ryan.
I'm sorry.
I want to thank the Academy at this time.
Thank you very much.
I did not expect this.
You know, I feel like I'm just doing my thing.
I didn't know.
And obviously, Jalumbo and Jazz Pop, it's a good class to be in.
I wasn't expecting to win, you know, truly.
I guess, but thank you so much, Lisa, and I just want to bask in this moment that Lisa Duffy picked me to win tonight.
Lisa Duffy picked me to win tonight, and Lisa Duffy is a hard cookie.
Let me tell you, she's a hard cookie, and here's why.
To see here tonight is Lisa Duthie in her element.
She's come a long way, everybody.
She's come a really, really long way.
Very long way, actually.
Revengeful.
Mr. Ryan.
Mr. Ryan.
We're going to cut to commercial on that soon.
No, no, no.
You're not getting away.
It's the apocalypse I just want to remind you you are such a natural You are such a valuable person to us at WorldHell Media.
I wouldn't know what I would do without you.
I don't know.
Mr. Ryan!
I hope you're happy.
Show us what's in your fridge.
Show us.
She's come a long way.
She's come a really long way.
So I really thank you, Lisa.
I think you have to take it.
We're going to end it there.
We're going to end it there tonight.
No, no, no.
You still can't get over it and you've been a big pussy about it.
I'm going to change my mind.
Jamie, you're the winner.
And that's where we're going to end it tonight.
Thank you everybody for tuning in to a wonderful after party of the men's edition before we got infiltrated by a executioner over there.
And we want to thank you all for joining us tonight and what has been just a Tremendous.
And we want to also thank our judges, Davida.
Thank you for chiming in and giving us your picks.
We also want to thank Treehouse from Japan, who we hope to call in more.
We love all of you.
We love all the audience.
Jalumbo, thank you for your wonderful choices.
Jazzpop, we're still confused about your choices.
We'll find out one day what happened.
And then Lisa.
Lisa, we know you're confused at this time.
We forgive you.
Yeah, and that's where we'll end it.
So for all of them, I'm still Dean Ryan saying thank you for tuning in tonight.
We'll see you Saturday night live stream this weekend.
You don't want to miss it because I will tell you about the spy network that JSPOP has been a part of.
It's going to blow your mind.
I'm going to win a competition.
Yeah, he's going to win, and somebody will win.
So until next time, always remember to stay tuned and stay partying.