Trump COMPLETELY FLIPS & Now Demands Warrantless Spying On U.S. Citizens!
Donald Trump hypocritically demands FISA Section 702 extensions for warrantless spying, abandoning past opposition despite allies like Mike Johnson and James Comey. While House GOP leaders delay votes due to internal rebellion from Thomas Massie and Andrew Clyde, the host critiques Netanyahu's dictation of U.S. Iran policy and Polish MP Konrad Berkowitz's rare truth-telling against Zionist narratives. The episode concludes by exposing Shulamit Aloni's double standards on anti-Semitism and mocking Netanyahu's warmongering through a comedic skit, ultimately highlighting the deep contradictions in current American foreign policy and domestic surveillance expansion. [Automatically generated summary]
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Reverse Targeting and FISA00:15:16
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If establishment media sucks, August lighting, so good luck.
Bullshit we can't afford.
Why is fomenting this?
Watch and see as his jack off the median speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head on.
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So here's another complete Trump flip flop.
This is, again, the greatest con job of any campaign in presidential history was Donald Trump.
And so, you know what the FISA is?
So, FISA is when the government can spy on you without a real warrant, right?
So, that's what is FISA even?
It stands for Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, I'm pretty sure.
So, if the FBI wants to tap your phone or spy on you, they go to the special court where you're not allowed to know about it.
And you're not allowed to present a defense.
And so basically, it's just a rubber stamp that if they want to spy on you, meaning tap your phone, go into your email, whatever they want, they can do it, right?
So it's called FISA.
And Trump used to be 100% against this because they used it against him.
And not only do they do this, but the FBI got caught lying 17 times to the FISA court during Russiagate.
And who said that?
The inspector general said that they lied.
So, Donald Trump was against this when it was used against him, right?
So, here's what he used to say Kill FISA.
It was illegally used against me and many others.
They spied on my campaign, and they did, and he was right about that.
But now he's flipped, and now he's for FISA, and they're going to renew FISA.
And here's what Owen Streuer, formerly of InfoWars, said Trump two years ago ran on kill FISA, the illegal spying that is very unpopular.
Today, Trump is urging Congress to pass FISA.
Which he ran against and continues to illegally spy on Americans.
So it's against the Constitution, right?
So you know the Constitution doesn't really mean much because they just pass laws that contradict it and nobody ever says anything.
Here's what Donald Trump is saying about.
Do I need to read you this whole thing?
You think I should read this?
I'm working very hard.
This is the part where he goes back on everything he's.
Yeah, this is him going back.
He goes, I am working very hard with our great speaker, Mike Johnson, along with Chairman Jim Jordan and Chairman Rick Crawford.
To get a clean extension of FISA 702 through the House of Representatives this week.
There's nothing clean about it.
That there's a clean extension?
Not clean.
Let's hear about James Comey, who was not arrested or charged with anything that he's going to fucking trash.
I am asking Republicans to unify and vote together on the test vote to bring a clean bill to the floor.
We need to stick together when this bill comes before the House Rules Committee today and keep it clean.
When the dirty cop, James Comey, the failed head of the FBI, went after me, he was using FISA Title I, the domestic collection, not FISA 702, the foreign collection.
Which needs to be extended today.
While parts of FISA were illegally and unfortunately used against me in the Democrats' disgraceful witch hunt and attack in the Russia and Russia, Russia hoax, and perhaps would be used against me in the future, I'm willing to risk giving up my rights and privileges as a citizen for our great military and country.
Our military patriots desperately need FISA 702, and it's one of the reasons we have had.
I can't wait to see what Tim Poole has to say about how he spins this into.
Something that it isn't.
We have a lot of success militarily.
Nothing protects our troops more than removing all the constitutional freedom from their families back at home.
So they're fighting for taking away my freedoms, is what he just said.
I have spoken with many in our military who say FISA is necessary in order to protect our troops overseas as well as our people here at home.
Yeah, the best way to protect you is to take away your rights and have the government spy on you unconstitutionally.
Donald Trump is maybe the biggest douchebag.
In the history of douchebags.
Glenn, I mean, that's unreal.
So, Glenn Greenwald says Trump, who claimed validly that he was the victim of politically motivated spying, is now demanding an extension of domestic spying powers under FISA 702 with no reforms.
Just like Obama did, just like Piden, just like Pelosi and Mike Johnson demanded beautiful bipartisan deep state service.
So, this is the uniparty.
This is what Nancy Pelosi.
So now Donald Trump is exactly parroting the same stuff that Joe Biden said, Obama said, and Nancy Pelosi said.
They're the same.
They're the same.
Congratulations.
Hooray.
And here is this was Mike Johnson before.
Mike Johnson is yet again urging that the law used by the NSA to spy on Americans without warrants be renewed with no limits of any kind.
Just months before becoming speaker, he told me nothing more urgent.
So this is him months before.
He became speaker.
This is what Mike Johnson was saying about FISA.
That is what keeps us up at night, Glenn.
We're worried about what has become of these agencies that have such broad and expansive powers.
Do you see what I mean?
He's not just saying he's going to vote yes or no.
He's saying this issue, this concern is so pressing to me that it keeps me up at night.
The secrecy of the FBI, the ability of the U.S. security state to spy on American citizens with no limit, it keeps him up at night, he said, just in July of 2023.
You know, the top law enforcement agency in the country that is supposed to be protecting and serving the American people is being used against them.
It's violating the privacy of Americans.
It is trampling upon their fundamental constitutional rights.
And it goes without check because, you know, what so many people are frustrated about is, you know, they ask me today, why can't you guys get accountability?
Why can't you bring some order to this?
Well, you know, the political reality is here that people sometimes forget is that we only have the majority in one House of Congress right now, and it's a bare majority at that.
We don't have in Congress the ability.
Ability to indict someone for violating the law or to put them on trial in a court.
All we can do is put them on trial in the court of public opinion.
That's what the hearings are.
And then bring legislative reforms to do our best to ensure that these abuses cannot happen again in the future.
He said the only thing we can do is bring legislative reform to ensure these abuses do not happen again.
He becomes speaker.
There is pending legislation to do exactly that.
That has bipartisan support to do exactly that to reform the powers of the U.S. security state so they can no longer spy on us in secret and abuse their spying powers and other powers for politicized domestic ends.
He said, That's the thing I'm eager to do because this keeps me up at night.
Their ability to abuse their spying powers in secret with no checks that's what he told me.
And then he becomes speaker, and there's legislation that has the support of both parties designed to do precisely what he said he was so eager to do.
And then he not only becomes a yes vote or a no vote rather on the reforms, a yes vote to renew the powers of no reform, he becomes the primary strategist to ensure that it passes the House.
And so here's what's really going on GOP leaders delay a FISA vote amid GOP.
So the GOP, the Republicans, are rebelling against it.
House GOP leaders postponed a Wednesday procedural vote on an extension of a key federal spy powers program.
As they scramble to land a deal with hardliners around changes, acknowledging the truly clean extension that President Donald Trump is demanding is currently dead on arrival in the chamber.
It fucking better be.
The only thing clean about this entire group is Benjamin Netanyahu's laundry when he brings it to the White House.
Yeah.
Oh, also his asshole after Trump licks him while handcuffed to a toilet.
There are ongoing discussions around modifying the clean 18 month extension.
Of the surveillance authority known as Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act or FISA that Trump is ordering.
So, what again, if you don't know what it is, it means the government can spy on you without a warrant.
And you don't, it's unconstitutional.
GOP leaders.
If you're in the Venetian city state, that's how they did it a secret trial.
Someone slips a thing in, and there's these, to this day, there's sculptures with this mouth you'd inform on people.
Oh, really?
There's no law that's like written.
You just know, not just talk about the weather.
Don't bother the leaders.
So, the Republican leaders acknowledged in private conversations Tuesday night and publicly Wednesday morning that at least some tweaks are necessary to quell a Republican rebellion that could lead to Section 702's expiration April 20th.
Republican leaders are still hoping to hold a procedural vote later Wednesday to pave the way for floor consideration of the measure if they can strike an agreement with holdouts around some changes.
A final vote would then happen around 10 p.m. Wednesday.
That's tonight.
So, when you see this video tomorrow, which will be Thursday, we'll know what the.
But Speaker Mike Johnson was noncommittal in an interview late Wednesday morning.
If that all could still happen, we'll see, he said.
Conversations around potential changes picked up Tuesday night.
Holdouts are asking for guardrails on the program, including warrant requirements.
Yeah.
They just want you to get a warrant.
The White House is open to making changes in this regard, but likely in a more watered down capacity than.
So, Trump is the thing he claimed to hate.
Well, this is up to Israel.
So that's how you know it's going to go through at the end of the day because Israel owns half the politicians because they are cannibals.
This is up to Israel.
This is exactly your exact.
If Israel's hand were any farther up Trump's ass, they'd be yanking the gold fillings out of his teeth.
Ultra conservatives are also pushing House Republican leaders and the White House to follow through on a previous promise to advance a ban on central bank digital currency, known as CBDC.
So, this is where you like ultra conservatives.
This is good.
Is it like ultra orthodox when they wanted to marginalize the Jews who aren't genocidal maniacs?
No, they call them ultra orthodox.
Yes.
House GOP leadership and the White House are pushing for a longer Section 702 extension in exchange for.
For advancing that policy and other reforms, while some hardliners want the promised CBDC ban passed as a standalone rather than attached to the FISA bill.
Majority Leader Steve Scalise said in an interview that White House officials, GOP leaders, and Republican holdouts are discussing some potential amendments.
We're still negotiating.
He maintained GOP leaders and White House officials won't incorporate any changes that undermine the underlying government.
So he's saying, no, we're going to keep spying on you illegally.
Nothing has been agreed to, and Scalise said in an earlier interview leaders would likely incorporate minor tweaks into the procedural rule.
See, this is not a democracy.
Just so you know, this is not a democracy.
The people don't want this at all.
So far, however, conversations have not sufficiently moved the needle.
Hardliners aren't budging, continuing resisting renewed calls from Trump and an increasing aggressive pressure campaign from the administration.
That includes a detailed presentation from CIA Director John Radcliffe on Wednesday morning, closed door House GOP conference meeting on a need for a clean extension.
It's going to be pictures of them fucking at orgies.
That's what the closed door conference is.
Here's why you need to pass this.
That's exactly right.
Pictures of them.
So, when he says that we're still negotiating, Kurt, he means that they're still planting hidden cameras in hotel rooms for when the representatives are caught with a hooker and desperately need a way out of that situation.
Yeah, we got to just do one big party this week.
Bilderberg just had an emergency meeting that was like almost totally not covered.
Right?
You saw that, right?
Yeah.
So, that's where they're getting this together for the FISA thing and puppet Trump.
So, GOP reps Michael Cloud of Texas and Andrew Clyde of Georgia and other hardliners.
Stood up in the GOP conference meeting to raise their concerns about a clean reauthorization and continued push for overhauling the program.
By the way, I love, have you ever heard Cloud and Clyde in the morning?
You're listening to Cloud and Clyde in the morning.
Now let's check traffic on the I 70 with Buzz Lapierre in his helicopter.
Hey, Buzz, what's going on?
Same as every other day at this time, you jag off back to you in the studio.
Some Republicans grew irritated that Ratcliffe, the CAA director, filibustered.
Until closed to the end of the meeting scheduled conclusion to avoid taking challenging questions, according to four people in the meeting.
Even before the rule vote was postponed, several rank and file members said they were not confident the rule would be adopted.
There are some who will vote against the rule for sure.
It's a math issue.
And so here, Thomas Massey, of course, is against this.
He says, I will be voting no on the final passage of the FISA 702 reauthorization bill if it does not include a warrant provision.
And other reforms to protect United States citizens' right to privacy.
Yesterday, I offered three amendments to fix the program, but they were not allowed last night.
And the three amendments that he wants was that you got to get a warrant.
You can't just do this without a warrant.
The second one is you can't do reverse targeting.
So, what this means is let's say they really want to spy on Jimmy Dore in the United States.
So, instead of spying on Jimmy Dore, They go to the FISA court and say, Hey, we want to spy on this guy in Italy that Jimmy Dore is talking to.
So they go and spy on the guy in Italy, but they gather up all the stuff I'm saying to him.
So that's how they're effectively spying on a citizen.
So that's called reverse targeting.
He wants to get rid of that.
And he wants to get rid of them using it for Wi Fi and internet communications.
Extending Surveillance Without Warrants00:03:59
So, very well done.
Good job by Democrats aren't expected to help Republicans overcome the procedural rule.
And even though some of them supported reauthorization without policy changes at this time, the top Democrats on the House Intelligence and Judiciary Committees, like Representative Jim Himes of Connecticut, Jamie Raskin of Maryland, discussed a joint proposal for a package of FISA overhaul provisions at third parties' weekly caucus meetings Monday morning, which they plan to attempt to advance if the Republican rule fails.
According to two people in the meeting, a fail safe option, if negotiations don't yield results soon, is to pursue a very short term, clean extension, possibly a few months to buy.
So, what they're saying is they're going to vote to extend the FISA rule just for a few months.
That's what's going to happen.
Yeah, that's probably what's going to happen.
Glenn Greenwald said just months after telling me that the NSA spying powers must be reformed because of abuse, Mike Johnson became the speaker.
One of the first things he did.
Was vowed to bring the spying bill to the floor to be renewed with no reforms.
When asked about the contradiction, here's what he said.
Basically, what he's going to tell you is that, well, I now know information that you don't, so shut up.
When I was a member of the Sherry, I saw all the abuses of the FBI, the terrible abuses over and over and over, the hundreds of thousands of abuses.
And then when I became speaker, I went to the SCEF and got the confidential briefing from sort of the other perspective on that to understand the necessity of Section 702 of FISA and how important it is for national security.
And it gave me a different perspective.
So I encourage all the members to go to the classified briefing and hear all that and see it so they can evaluate the situation for themselves.
And I think some opinions have changed both ways, but that's part of the process.
You've got to be fully informed.
Have you been?
How about we get informed?
Is Skiff a rabbi?
Right.
Rabbi Skiff said they need it?
No.
Scumbag.
Thomas Massey says, I'm going to compete.
So that's what he said.
Yeah, I was against it before I was speaker and had power to do something about it.
Now that I have power to do something about it, I'm going to pretend that I saw some secret information.
That makes me not want to do what I proclaimed I wanted.
So Thomas Massey says, I'm going to continue to support the valid constitutional position that Trump, Jordan, and Vance have all expressed in the past.
No FISA reauthorization without a warrant requirement.
So there's Donald Trump saying it.
There is him saying it twice.
Kill FISA.
If the FISA bill is passed tonight in the House floor, I will quickly veto it.
Our country has suffered enough through the great.
And here's Michael Tracy.
This is how you know the Epstein files are real, real bad, you fat idiot.
This is how.
Because I'll bet you he's going to tweet about how this is bad, and he's somehow not going to make the connection to why it's suddenly opposite day.
The same people who spied on President Trump's campaign are now fighting against a warrant requirement in the new FISA bill.
Makes you wonder.
So now Jim Jordan has flipped on this position.
So is JD Vance.
JD Vance said, My two cents on FISA.
It is absurd to reauthorize the program without significant changes, given the ways domestic surveillance has been.
I will vote a corner.
So now JD Vance is.
So they've all flipped on this.
So they had to go into a room and suck BB's dick, and that convinced them.
Justin Amash says the man who spent years whining that the government illegally spied on his campaign is now demanding Congress let him spy on every American without a warrant.
FISA 702 is the real threat to Americans' privacy, warrantless surveillance of U.S. persons under the guise of targeting foreigners, far bigger than the Title I abuse Trump complained about.
Stop electing hypocrites who trash the Constitution.
Tell Congress no on FISA 702.
And Donald Trump is the hypocrite who is now trashing the Constitution.
The Real Threat to Privacy00:13:05
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So they had a, they tried to do a turning point event with JD Vance.
Nobody showed up.
Well, not nobody, but they booked this big stadium and maybe a quarter of it had people in it.
So it's three quarters empty.
Sounds like a real turning point.
Sounds like a real turning point.
And she claims the reason, and she didn't even show up for it, right?
But JD Vance did.
And she claims the reason why was that she was threatened.
By JD Vance, that she better show up, bitch, because I helped you.
So here is, you want to see it?
Here is, look how empty it is.
This is the thing they book.
Here, watch, I'll show it.
So, they only put like a quarter of the seats on the floor and they took away the rest of them, and there's nobody in the sides or the back.
Was it the Thursday night show, maybe?
You know, maybe it's summer.
I bet it'll pick up on the weekend.
Is it a hockey game?
Do you see how bad TPUSA is doing under the leadership of Erica Kirk?
They could only afford.
To hire enough people to pretend to want to see her to fill up a quarter of the thing.
Well, in fairness to her, I'll bet she wouldn't be doing as poorly if she hadn't very obviously helped kill her husband with Israel.
I'll bet you people would look at her better.
But comedians can relate to this, Kurt, because you remember the early days of comedy clubs when they didn't advertise enough to fill the room?
And I'd say this is going to be a growth experience for her.
And when I say growth, I mean she's going to get severely depressed and start overeating.
I mean, it sounds like my current road.
Here's what she said why she didn't show up.
She goes, I was so looking forward to tonight's event at the University of whatever with our president, JD Vance, Vice President JD Vance.
I wanted to grab him by the back of the head.
Anyway, but after all our family has been through, I take my security team's recommendations extremely seriously.
You're still using that same one that got Charlie killed, right?
Take him seriously.
I like how she didn't say something with her kids that she has to take care of because where the fuck are they?
So, I just, how could you possibly spot any suspicious characters with a stadium filled to capacity with all those people?
So, what's also interesting, and Candace pointed this out, that they pretended that Charlie Kirk appointed her.
He said at a thing in Aspen that if I'm ever killed, she should become, I appoint her the chairman of the company of this TPUSA.
And that makes a lot of sense.
First of all, that never happened.
And they made it an AI voice thing that they invented.
They weren't even hiding it.
They just didn't talk about it.
And then people were like, wait, he recorded that and it was AI.
And Willie, what's his name, sent it to me.
And I was like, what the?
Was that tasteless, you think?
So what Candace says is really, Charlie was so worried that he was going to get assassinated that he would then want his wife to take the same job and be exposed to being assassinated too?
That doesn't make any sense.
Of course, it doesn't mean.
I'll leave the kids with my parents and take over fundraising.
That's all I want.
Yeah.
As a traditionalist, Jimmy.
As a trad.
Here's Andrew Colbert.
He's the chief liar over there now.
And he went on Fox News and watched this.
I mean, it was a really unfortunate experience for me, too, just to have to watch that very difficult decision get made, which I think is the first time that we've ever had to make that decision in turning point history.
But everything that happened with Charlie, obviously, his assassination, we're still grieving that.
And you saw what happened with Savannah Hernandez, one of our TPOSA frontlines reporters in Minneapolis.
And to see the security team tell us.
We cannot guarantee your safety.
We recommend that you don't do this.
It was a really chilling moment for all of us to kind of have to internalize and experience and realize that Erica Kirk is, you know, her children are one parent away from being orphans.
And sometimes you just have to say, listen.
And sometimes you just have to say, well, it's worth risking it.
I guess we'll keep her as the chairman of this company.
Yeah.
I mean, all the death threats.
And especially like, look, it is chilling.
But I mean, you got to admit the security team's getting better if they knew to warn her.
That it wasn't safe this time.
What about the.?
Sounds like they're improving.
Did the other three fourths of the potential crowd also get that same notification and that's why they didn't show up?
Is that what happened?
That's why I didn't go.
My security team said, don't go.
It's not safe.
Right now, what's most important is your safety, is your security, and your children, your family.
Let your team handle this.
Let us do what we can do.
And so, you know, I obviously was horrified at the reason why, but I was honored to stand in and pinch hint for Erica last night.
And I was grateful for the vice president that we didn't have to ultimately cancel the entire event.
He was willing to do it with me, and it was very great.
He was willing to get killed.
He was willing to take a bullet.
Erica Kirk's more important than JD Vance.
I mean, we know that already.
More important than JD Vance.
They couldn't guarantee her, Stacey.
I'm sure the assassin would.
Oh, I can't get Erica Kirk.
I might as well not go if it's just the vice president of the United States there.
What?
Dude.
And they say it with a straight face, and they can only say it on Fox because nowhere else would anybody be able to maintain a straight face when this guy lied.
Andrew Colbert is the worst.
They are all bad liars.
Mikey McCoy, the Neff guy, the Turek guy, the overly sincere.
Indignant Frank Turk.
He's such a clown, ass clown.
They never were good liars, but now that everyone knows to look for it, they're going to have to either get better at it.
Because if you go back through history of all the things of your lifetime, none of them hold up.
And they wouldn't have if we had the internet at the time, like 9 11, finding the passport in the rubble, that kind of shit.
They always have sucked at it.
They just made you stupid.
Here we go.
So here's some comments.
Sam Parker says, Why is the vice president ignoring these threats?
Oh, AI Charlie said he would have wanted him to ignore those threats.
Charlie had two dying wishes.
Please let my wife take over the company.
And Troy Colvett should go over and keep her company the second I'm dead.
And I would also like JD Vance to put his life in danger at these dangerous DPUs.
Just look for furries.
It's easy.
Yeah.
Clint Russell says the threat assessment was too high for you, but it was acceptable for the second in command from the federal government.
Other people noticed this.
Yes.
Good.
So the vice president could, but you couldn't?
I don't know, man.
Seems suspect to me.
Clint Russell, I think he's right about that.
Because she is JD Vance.
Yes.
Wait, the vice president can attend, but you can't because of a security threat?
Because you're more threatened than the vice president?
Are you effing arded?
Alex Cole says so it was safe for the vice president, but not you.
Well, this man.
Shabbat shalom.
Shabbat shalom.
As the Catholics say, Shabbat shalom.
As the Catholics say.
Candace Owens retweeted her, and here's what she says Stop.
This is exhausting.
You pulled out because of bad ticket sales.
For the same reason, TP Faith had to reschedule the pastor's summit and various others quietly.
People don't believe you and don't line up for you because you struggle to tell the truth about even the most basic facts.
Where in the video of Charlie's appointing you as CEO weeks before?
Where is that video?
The Secret Service sits above your security team.
Were they actually a viable threat, the vice president would not have continued the event.
Your closest threat is the shit public relations team you hired that continues to operate under the delusion that they are smarter than the public.
They aren't.
Hey, they were assigned to her by the government, first of all.
Yeah.
And listen to JD Vance willingly throwing his political future away over this.
We know that Trump, Kash Patel, and the feds are covering this up, and he's going right along with it.
Wait, you're telling me Peter Thiel's Manchurian candidate is on a kamikaze mission?
I don't believe you.
Let's listen.
But so Erica's struggling with this, and of course that's terrible, unspeakable.
Most of us could not even put ourselves in her shoes while at the same time, you know, she's trying to make sure that Charlie's legacy doesn't die.
And in that context, everybody is attacking her over everything and they're lying about her, and it's one of the most disgraceful things that I've ever seen in public life.
And I've seen a lot of crazy stuff in my life as a, as a political leader, and I will tell you that the people who tell you I was there with her, I was holding her hand, my wife was hugging her while we loaded Charlie's body onto Air Force Two, And said the Lord's Prayer.
The people telling you that Erica wasn't grieving her husband are full of shit.
And we need to be honest about that fact.
Wait, so wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Kurt.
So they let you personally load Charlie's body onto Air Force Two.
Was that so you could remove the explosive device from his t shirt?
What is happening?
I was like, shut up, Usha.
Like McCray does it.
Shut up, Usha.
Project Constitution weighed in and said, Gaslighting 101.
JD Vance defends Erica Kirk.
She really is a grieving widow.
The latest defense from Vice President JD Vance is exactly the kind of gaslighting the American public has come to expect from the establishment.
While Vance claims we are lying about Erica Kirk, he conveniently ignores the mountain of evidence we've presented.
Their lying about her is one of the most disgraceful things I've ever seen.
Really, JD?
You want to talk about disgraceful?
Let's talk about the facts.
Since you're so certain we're lying, let's go down a list of what we've actually called out.
The lies we've exposed.
Fort Huachuca.
Were we lying about her being at Fort Huachuca on September 8th, just two days before Charlie's death?
Were you with her then, JD?
Were you the one on the SAM 000 plane?
That's the code name they have for a very important person on a plane, and that's the plane that had that.
The CEO fraud.
Were we lying about her faking the audio of Charlie supposedly appointing her as CEO?
If anything happened, why hasn't the original unedited clip ever been released?
The inner circle, where were we lying about every single person in her orbit, from Victor Marx to her Romanian charity associates being connected to trafficking or high level arms deals?
The legacy betrayal.
Were we lying about her immediately taking money from the same donors who were pressuring Charlie?
The ones he turned down because they wanted to warp his American first mission into a globalist war machine?
The alibi question.
Vance says he was there holding her hand as they loaded Charlie's body onto Air Force Two.
Well, my question for you, JD, is where is your alibi for September 8th and 9th?
Were you also involved in the security meetings at Fort Huachuca?
The truth you can try to spin this as disgraceful attacks all you want, but the public sees Erica Kirk for exactly what she is.
A famed, thirsty opportunist who is doing everything in her power to destroy Charlie's legacy, not protect it.
She's an inauthentic, disingenuous, and surrounded by the very deep state assets Charlie warned us about.
Destroying Charlie's Legacy00:15:05
So just stop, bro.
The American people are awake, and we aren't buying the Grieving Widow Act anymore.
Not when it comes with a $2 million valuation and a seat at the table with the people who wanted him gone.
I don't give a shit if she's grieving.
They've lying about a murder of a guy.
The nonsense where I'm supposed to personally give a fuck about her like that is crazy.
I know if you're lying to me, assholes.
Hey, I'm not the most religious guy you've ever met, but thank God for stupid liars that you can see through like a jellyfish.
Yeah, I don't know why it's easier now.
I never used to be able to.
I like this.
There she is.
Hey, what are you doing?
Are you trying to cry?
Maybe she should set off some more grievance fireworks to let us know how sad she is.
I demand more authentic tears on camera, and I'm a guy.
Benjamin Netanyahu says the Trump administration reports directly to him.
You think I'm kidding?
And we all.
Is that in No Magazine?
And that's how you know that all the worst accusations in the Epstein files are true.
We invaded Iraq with less evidence of guilt than this.
That's right, we did.
When people, when great reporters like your Michael Traces and your Matt Tabibis come out and they go, well, the proof, you don't have to prove for this.
We invaded Iraq for less.
Oh, we invaded Iran with less proof.
We invaded Iran solely on the word of this great man right here.
That's right.
Netanyahu says JD Vance reported every single detail of the peace talks to him.
He reported to me in detail as a member of the administration, as members of the administration do every day.
So Donald J. Trump and JD Vance, well, at least now we know what the J stands for.
Genius?
Genius.
So here's Netanyahu.
Let's listen.
I spoke yesterday with Vice President JD Vance.
He called me from his plane.
So, this is obviously an AI translation because apparently, I like how BB says because he speaks in Hebrew, like no one will ever translate it to English.
Yeah.
So, here we go.
Vice Goy.
Here we go.
I spoke yesterday with Vice President JD Vance.
He called me from his plane on the way back from Washington.
He reported to me in detail, as the people of this administration do every day, on the development of the negotiations.
In this case, the explosion in the negotiations, the explosion came from the American side, which was not willing to tolerate the blatant violation of the agreement to enter negotiations by Iran.
Essentially, the agreement was that there would be a ceasefire and Iran would immediately open the crossings.
They didn't do that.
The Americans were not willing to accept it.
He also conveyed to me that the central issue on the table from the perspective of President Trump and the United States is the removal of all enriched material and ensuring that there is no more enrichment in the coming years, and this could be for decades.
He knows what America cares about.
First of all, I think it's fun how Netanyahu pretends JD Vance is briefing him on the U.S. position when Netanyahu is actually the one dictating the White House what the position is.
And I also like, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I really enjoy his new amiable college kid voice.
Don't you?
He should always use that voice.
It beats the campy, booming Bond villain voice he usually goes with, right?
I like when him and his wife show up to the White House every time they show up and save up all their laundry and they go, Here, go wash my shit.
Go wash the shit out of my underwear.
Yeah.
Yep.
So there's him saying that they were, they reported to me.
They keep me up.
But it is funny.
Well, if it causes civil war, they'll be happy with that too because we're in the same boat as the other Muslims.
Do you think they look at you in America as not the way they look at Muslims?
Because I promise you they do.
They do.
Well, they've set it up to make Muslims and Christians much closer together ideologically than the Jewish religion because they don't recognize Jesus.
Muslims do.
They even have murals to Mother Mary.
It's closer, even if it's not the same.
The point is, and I'm not saying who's right if you've got to like Jesus, but clearly these are not compatible.
If one's like, this is God in flesh, and there's like, we think it's not, and he was a fraud, it seems like those are opposed religions that could live together.
But why would they be aligned against another one that's closer to us?
Why would that be a thing?
The Zionist big idea was to get us to hate Muslims.
It's worked for a lot of people.
Not the majority of people, but it's worth it.
Well, now I'm a little angrier, Juhamid, I got to be honest, than Muhammad.
Juhammad's upsetting me more now.
Okay.
That's not my fault.
That's Israel's fault.
So here's Matt, not Matt Taibbi, here's Max Blumenthal, and he's going to tell you how this whole war got started, right?
Listen to this February 11th meeting, Glenn, that you mentioned that the New York Times revealed we all knew something like this was taking place because Netanyahu was in town at that time.
Highways were being shut down.
He was given presidential level security.
And then he storms into a situation room meeting, which is highly unusual for any foreign leader.
And he sits at the head of the table while Trump sits to the side.
And he dictates to Trump and begins fear mongering and tells Trump Iran will have a nuclear weapon within a week.
It has a delivery mechanism to attack Europe.
It will soon be able to attack the United States.
You must strike Iran now.
And behind him on a live stream telecast is the Mossad director, David Barnea, who had been constantly briefing John Ratcliffe.
And Trump fell into line.
He knew what to do.
And all of his team, though, the A team that had been cultivated by Israel, also including CENTCOM chief Dan Kane, the Pentagon brass, who was never a fan of this war, they all started murmuring to themselves this war is insane.
What Netanyahu is saying is bogus.
Like even Ratcliffe said, this is ridiculous.
Marco Rubio called it BS.
But what did none of them dare to do?
Tell Trump how they felt.
They're all a bunch of yes men.
So that's how we got to the war.
Everybody, even Marco Rubio, was against the war.
Even the head of the CIA was against the war.
The head of Senate.
They don't run this country.
Isn't it amazing?
The only people that were for it, Benjamin Netanyahu and crazy Hegseth.
Oh, wow.
I wonder who the deep state could be.
Right?
So, just in, U.S. President Trump pulls out the chair for Israeli Prime Minister.
You want to see it?
Who do you think is running things?
Who do you think is running things?
Look at Trump.
Wandering off.
How many opportunities to comedically pull the chair away at the last second is he going to let slip through his fingers?
I know.
If Trump was a man, he would stomp BB to death.
And watch him walk off like a little cop.
He just sat in the president's chair.
You've killed kids for less than this, Trump.
Right.
Look at you've killed kids for less than this crime.
He just looks, he just walks off like a cuck, probably gonna go handcuff himself to a toilet while BB has his way in the war room.
Trump's gonna be what he treated at Tucker and uh Candace.
That was he was handcuffed to a toilet doing that.
That says, I'm with you, and with finger.
Uh, here's Candace Owens actually.
She goes, BB enjoys publicly humiliating Donald Trump and JD Vance, yeah, and that's what he's doing.
We'll have to, population here enjoys it for some reason.
It makes no sense.
You'd think he.
You think people's blood would be boiling over this more than it is.
I thought the eating the kids part would have got cessing people off, but I was wrong.
I like this.
I don't know who put this together, but the last four presidents of the United States, there's George.
Hey, wait a minute.
That's not John McCain.
That's Bibi.
George Bush, Barack Obama, Biden.
That's Biden.
And there we have Trump.
I should get to vote in Israel's elections, I feel.
It's only fair.
Just let us vote in Israeli elections.
Me, too.
So here, I like this.
Whoever put this together, MAGA, then.
Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Megyn Kelly, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Alex Jones, Elon Musk.
Now, Ben Shapiro.
Mark Levin.
Oh, that's the.
Laura Loomer.
Is that really Larry?
Larry looks great.
Who's this guy?
I don't know.
Is that Witkopf?
I don't know.
And then Fratface McDip shit.
Who is that?
Marco Rubio.
Yeah.
Trollman.
What happened to Ben Shapiro's Hitler mustaches for eyebrows?
I was into that.
Man, whatever.
He still got them.
You just got to make it bigger.
Look at this roll on deodorant head fucking leaven.
What a piece of shit.
These are the people Trump said he was going to get rid of.
These are the neocons that always want foreign wars.
He was going to get rid of these people and get rid of them.
He said that at CPAC and he got cheers.
Mm hmm.
Yeah, it's called a rug pull.
Yeah, it's called a rug pull.
America is a worthless crypto, it turns out.
Who knew?
I haven't seen a con job in a campaign.
I mean, all politicians lie, but this con job that Trump pulled, I haven't seen a con job that good since Nigerian princes learned how to email.
Since 9 11, since I fell for 9 11?
Yeah, or 9 11.
Okay, but this one will surpass that because we're going to World War III because Mr. Bibi wants it.
And we ain't getting out of what he wants because he's the leader of this country.
That's why Trump, you see how Trump walked off?
I mean, it was the most.
Jeremy from the quartering and Trump are the same guy.
A Jewish bull comes over and has his way with their shit.
Oh, is that Randy Fine?
That's who this is.
That's Randy Fine.
Oh, my God.
That's who that is.
He must be real bottom heavy.
He's a real BBW, this guy.
So, this guy's name, this guy is a member of parliament in Poland and the land of Pose.
And his name is Conrad Berkowitz.
Isn't that something?
I thought he was going to be Edgar Allan, Poland.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
And so he made this.
He's got the Israeli flag, but he put a swastika on it.
What is he, Kanye West?
And he says, Israel is the new Third Reich, and that's exactly how its flag should look.
It's the third temple.
Get it right.
So, by the way, what right does this guy have to desecrate that flag, adding powder blue stripes and all?
But what would a guy named Konrad Berkowitz know about Nazis in Poland, huh?
Yeah.
It's not like they ever marched through there before.
Am I right?
So let's listen to him say it.
He says it in Poland.
Polandish rats.
Let's listen.
Poland is a szczegól thing.
Israel is now a third russia, and his flag should be like that.
Nice.
And so, dinkuria.
What he's saying is that what he says is Israel's committing genocide with particular cruelty right before our eyes.
Israel is the new Third Reich, and its flag should look exactly like this.
That's what he said.
That's the translation.
Did remember they were with the Nazis in the beginning.
Right in the beginning.
There's those coins with a swazi on the back and the Israel thing on the front because they were working with the Nazis, the Zionists.
The Zionists were.
It's a well known fact.
So they tried to.
So then the Israel's embassy in Poland condemned the anti Semitic horror in the.
And then that's what they called it, right?
But then this guy, Conrad, he responds.
You want to see it?
So down here it says, up here, this is from the Israel ambassador.
It says, We condemn in the strongest terms today's anti Semitic horror.
They're just not going to ever stop that.
They still think that calling something anti Semitic or someone an anti Semite has any power.
Say abracadabra or something.
It'll be more effective.
Have you ever read the story of the boy who cried wolf?
On Israel's official Holocaust Remembrance Day, a Polish MP desecrated the Israeli flag and compared the Jewish symbol and the Jewish state to the Nazis instead of showing solidarity with Holocaust victims.
He is showing solidarity with the modern day Holocaust victims.
And the Israelis are the modern day Nazis.
A Holocaust survivors march in Auschwitz today.
This vile anti Jewish act is especially appalling.
Support for it by other politicians only deepens the shame.
The Polish authorities must act now to address this disgrace and remove it.
They love to tell other governments what to do.
They did it in the first place.
Israel just bombed a synagogue in Iran.
They bombed an Iranian Jewish synagogue because it was in Iran.
They just did that.
Yep.
Here, this guy, my friend Conrad Berkowitz, responds.
He said, And I condemn your genocide across all of Palestine.
We condemn what you are doing in Gaza, Lebanon, and Iran.
I condemn your armed assault, your starving, your pacification of the population, and your burning of innocent children with phosphorus.
You are no different from the Third Reich in this.
I consider you Nazis.
Ba bam!
By the way, did the Nazis ever eat the kids?
Grimy motherfuckers.
Did the Nazis call him grape soda and pizza and shit with their Jewish James Bond, Jeffrey Epstein?
You know how James Bond would tell you his real name and fuck everything?
So, what Conrad, our friend Conrad Berkowitz, did there was he did the one thing the Zionists hate the most.
He expressed his actual opinion and not the one printed out for him on an index card.
The Zionists despise anyone with a soul out of jealousy, basically.
His name's Berkowitz.
Yeah.
Fuck yourself.
Uh, So, I like this.
This was nice.
Help me, I'm a victim.
Everyone is anti Semitic.
And then you see, oh, wait, apartheid, genocide, war crimes, illegal occupation, imprisonment without trial, torture, murdering women, crimes against humanity, human rights violations.
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And so he's not really drowning, he's just sitting there.
And he's so they're always the cry bullies.
That's what they are always a victim, ashamed of nothing, offended by everything.
Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything.
Imagine if Jeremy from the quartering was a country.
I will never stop trashing him.
Watch this.
You're going to like that, huh?
I know it's my new flag.
I want a shirt of that hero.
Don't be ashamed.
We should put that on a shirt.
Let's make that a shirt.
I bet that would fly off the most moral army in the world.
I wouldn't want to wear that, though.
You'd want to wear it.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to wear it.
What about as a mask?
So let's just remember this is from when Democracy Now used to do good work.
This is Shulamit Aloni, a former Israeli minister, who admits that Israeli weaponizes anti Semitism.
So we have video of this.
But people, nobody else will play this except shows like this.
I don't even think they'll play it anymore.
Maybe they will.
Let's see.
Often, when there is dissent expressed in the United States against policies of the Israeli government, people here are called anti Semitic.
What is your response to that as an Israeli Jew?
Well, it's a trick.
We always use it.
When from Europe somebody is criticizing Israel, then we bring up the Holocaust.
When in this country people are criticizing Israel, then there are anti Semitic.
And the organization is strong and has a lot of money.
And the ties between Israel and the American Jewish establishment are very strong, and they are strong in this country.
As you know, they have power, which is okay.
They are talented people and they have power, money, and media and other things.
And their attitude is Israel, my country, right or wrong.
The identification.
And they are not ready to hear criticism, and it's very easy to blame people who criticize certain acts of the Israeli government as anti Semitics and to bring up the Holocaust and the suffering of the Jewish people, and that justifies everything we do to the Palestinians.
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He's done it again!
He's done it again!
That is a fact!
You fucking little bastard!
He's done it again!
You dirty bastard, you've done it again.
So that's whatever, whenever somebody calls someone an anti Semite, we're going to play that.
You dirty bastard.
You dirty little bastard.
He's done it again.
He's done it again.
That is a fact.
You fucking little bastard.
He's done it again.
He's done it again.
You dirty bastard.
You've done it again.
We're getting the cod.
Yeah, I also have that here, Kurt.
What?
Done it again!
You made the day dirty bastard!
You've done it again!
We stand for you!
We stand for you!
At the end is the best.
You!
So great job by the Polish MP.
His name is Konrad Berkowitz.
Nice job, Konrad Berkowitz.
And it's tough to make jokes out of it.
Again, the number one thing people who come to my stand up shows now say to me afterwards, and I talk to usually 50 to 100 people at least at the end of a show, they tell me that I didn't know that it was going to be this funny.
Yeah, I wouldn't do a comedy show unless it was going to be funny.
Listen, nothing is funny.
That's why you make jokes.
That's why you have to.
Nothing's not funny.
How do you make things that aren't funny funny?
That's called a joke.
What are you talking about?
I've got a lot of comedic tricks.
Did you ever see when Norm McDonald was interviewing David Letterman and his sidekick?
He goes, Adam wanted to ask this question.
I told him not to ask the question, but here it is.
And Adam goes, Where do you get your ideas from?
And David Letterman cracked up.
Dude, that's so funny, man.
Adam's pretty funny.
That's pretty funny.
I only got to meet Norm because Adam.
Oh, I knew Norm since 1993.
Dude, he was like cool immediately.
And then he was like, hey, I'll come in and go get a drink or something.
And I thought I didn't want to be like a bother or something.
So I didn't.
So I figured I could next time and I will know next time.
Yeah, I turned down my opportunity to talk with George Carlin too, which was stupid.
But, and then he died.
But you know, you don't want to meet your heroes.
It was one of those kind of things.
I was like, I just want to.
Well, I met Norm.
It was like I knew him a long time.
It was that good of a time hanging out with him.
Yeah.
Well, Norm wasn't my hero.
He wasn't.
Unknown comedian when I met him.
He was headlining the funny firm in Chicago, and I was opening for him.
And he was just a wonderful guy.
And we got along, and then we would hang out by the fire at Todd Glass's house.
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And it was, again, we have talked about this a million times.
It was just a lot of times.
And if you ask Norm to do an impression, he would do it.
Like a lot of impressions, most of them won't do it if you ask them in person, hey, do that thing.
They won't.
He would.
And that's why I think he was great.
He was the best.
Hello, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy, it's Phoebe.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Good Lord.
Why are you calling?
I don't even want to talk to you.
Jimmy, after all these years, after all these years of friendship, we're not friends.
We are phone friends, friends over the phone.
That counts.
That's a real thing.
Besides, who is more relevant to talk to in this moment than me, the leader of Israel?
I don't know, but somebody, anybody else.
Jimmy, please.
There's a war going on.
U.S. and Israel versus Iran.
What, do you want to hear from Al Pacino about this?
Perhaps Jeff Bridges has more insight into this geopolitical situation than I do, or evade the very first.
All right, fine.
Why are you violating the ceasefire?
What do you mean?
We are doing no such thing.
You are ruining this truce right out of the gate, as you always do.
What gate?
What truce?
What is this?
Don't play dumb with me.
You bombed Lebanon today, killing more civilians in one day than since the beginning of the war.
This is war, Jimmy.
This is what war looks like.
Hezbollah started this war, and we aim to finish it.
Israel does not start wars, nor do we target civilians.
You're lying through your teeth.
All the people you murdered today were civilians.
Well, that is an unfortunate consequence of Lebanon's government not addressing their Hezbollah problem, forcing Iran to take action that unfortunately has claimed the lives of many hundreds of Goyim, I mean civilians.
You really are scum, aren't you?
You're violating the terms of the ceasefire just to spite.
You kill innocent people.
Now, hold on a minute.
The ceasefire does not cover Israel's defensive actions in Lebanon.
Iran seems to think so, so does Pakistan.
Well, read the fine print.
What?
It's a simple legal matter.
If people would just read the fine print, the legal language, they would see there are all sorts of loopholes that allow Israel to proceed military however we see fit.
We always have our lawyers go over these things with a fine tooth comb.
Legal language?
As I understand it, the ceasefire is an oral agreement, not a written one.
Oh, well, even better then.
That makes it much easier.
My lawyers assure me that in these oral agreements, there is a prima facie assumption of fine print legal language.
That will allow Israel to proceed militarily.
You're just going to do whatever you want no matter what, aren't you?
Unbelievable.
But it seems like the least we can do is to provide some sort of flimsy pretext of legal justification before we slaughter Goyem.
I mean, civilians die in the passive voice.
And you don't care if your actions torpedo the ceasefire, causing the Strait of Hormuz to close again and war to resume?
No.
But remember, we are your greatest ally, your only ally in the Middle East, and we stand solidly with our friends, the United States, and always will.
Seems to me like a good ally would be our ally in peace as well as in conflict.
Well, the legal definition of ally is a little more complicated.
You know, these phone calls are supposed to be funny.
I just get mad when I talk to you.
Kind of defeats the purpose.
You know what?
You're right.
I'm sorry.
Let's lighten the mood a little bit.
How about a little joke?
Okay.
What do you call southern Lebanon a year from now?
I don't know.
I give up.
Northern Israel.
All right, BB.
That's not even a joke.
That's a threat phrased as a joke.
Damn it.
I had my lawyers go over that and they assured me it would work.
Okay, let's try another one.
What do you call an anti Semite in America?
What?
You and everyone who questions Israel.
Get it?
Anti Semites, all of you.
For shame.
That joke is punching up, not down.
That counts as a joke.
Mr. Netanyahu, I'm afraid your future remains in warmongering.
And war crimes, not comedy.
Honestly, I'm relieved.
I don't know how you people do it.
All this putting clips on social media, who needs it?
Well, speaking of war calls, so I must attend to that.
Also, my kids are FaceTiming me from Miami.
I'm guessing I need more money to go clubbing.
Kids, you know.
Anyway, I'll call you later and let you know how things are going.
Please never call the show again.
How anti Semitic of you.
I cannot believe the anti Semitism from you, Goyum.
I mean anti Semites.
Okay, later.
Bye.
Okay, all right.
Thank you, BB.
Come see me in Salt Lake City, Las Vegas, Nevada.
May 7th, it's a Thursday special show in Burbank, California.
Tickets going fast.
And then we're going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, Spokane, and Tacoma.
Go to JimmieDore.com for a link for tickets.
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