Trump's DISASTROUS Plan To Blockade The Strait Of Hormuz!
Jimmy Dore and JD Vance dissect Trump's alleged disastrous plan to blockade the Strait of Hormuz, arguing it is militarily unfeasible against Iranian missiles and would cause global economic collapse. The discussion highlights how negotiators like Kushner and Wittkoff allegedly act as Mossad assets under Netanyahu's control, leading to failed peace talks where Iran demanded sovereignty recognition. While Vance satirically claims Trump excluded him from Islamabad negotiations, the segment concludes that U.S. dominance is crumbling, necessitating international treaties similar to the Montreux Convention rather than unwinnable wars driven by Israeli interests. [Automatically generated summary]
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Nuclear Ambitions and Sanctions00:09:34
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Donald Trump said he's going to close the Strait of Hormuz.
Now, you remember the Strait of Hormuz was open.
And then Donald Trump attacked Iran because Israel told him to.
So, even though everybody in his cabinet, except for Hegzef, said not to, Even the head of the CIA, even Marco Rubio, JD Vance, they all told him he did it anyway.
And so he, because he believed, I guess, Benjamin Netanyahu, or he's completely controlled, that would be as easy as what happened in Venezuela.
Well, of course, that was wrong.
And there's no way to win this war.
It's a mountainous region.
No way to win this war.
And the United States has pretty much already lost this war.
And that's why Trump is begging for a ceasefire, begging Russia.
He took the, he took, The sanctions off of Russian oil, took the sanctions off of Iranian oil, and now he's blocking the Strait of Hormuz.
It's the most inconsistent thing.
But anyway, so Iran blocks the Strait of Hormuz, starts charging people $2 million, countries $2 million for passage.
It's going to make them close to $100 billion a year doing that.
And so Donald Trump went on Maria Bartiromo, and this is what he said.
This is what his new big idea is.
Right.
Mr. President, can you explain to us what is going on right now with the blockade in the Strait of Hormuz?
Well, we're going to be blockading.
It'll take a little while, but it'll be effective pretty soon.
And we had meetings yesterday.
As you said, it lasted 21 hours.
That was a long meeting.
We had some very, very good representatives, as you know, JD and Steve and Jared.
So we were well represented, but we didn't get there on the important issue.
They want to have nuclear weapons.
They're not going to have nuclear weapons.
Okay, so he's got two people who are working against American interests as negotiators.
Does Kushner.
And Witkoff, the only one there representing the United States is JD Vance.
JD Vance is taking orders almost directly from Benjamin Netanyahu, just like Trump is.
And the idea that Iran is trying to get a nuclear weapon is, again, just a rouge for doing whatever Benjamin Netanyahu wants, I'm sorry to say.
So he's said now he's going to close the Strait of Vermouth.
It's already closed, Iran controls it.
Well, let's listen to what, first of all, blockading Iran from having nuclear weapons at this late date, it's kind of like blocking Randy Fine from Christy Cream.
Anyway, so he's already.
So now he's.
So that's Trump's big idea.
He's going to block the Strait of Hormuz.
It's already blocked.
So what does that mean for the United States?
Can the United States do that?
And this is after he took the sanctions off Iranian oil because the whole world is going to go into a major depression if they don't do that, if we don't start getting oil coming out of the Middle East.
And so now he threatened to annihilate their country.
Not doing that.
So he's bluff, bluff, bluff.
They beg for a ceasefire.
And his latest thing is because the United States walked away from that negotiation on Saturday at the behest of Benjamin Netanyahu, who's giving them direct orders.
I think from the head table, right?
Yeah, well, Trump was handcuffed to a toilet.
We're going to get to that in a second.
And so now his big idea is he's going to block the Strait of Armuz and not let any ships through, which is ridiculous.
Because that means that the United States would start a world war with China or start a war with Russia or Japan.
And so here's what Scott Ritter has to say about it.
These ships, come on, ladies and gentlemen, look at a carrier battle group.
First of all, the ships on the carrier battle group are there to protect the carrier.
So if you have a cruiser or a frigate or a destroyer running picket, meaning they're the buffer between Iran's missiles and the carrier, the last thing these picket ships are going to be doing is diverting to intercept a tanker because now they're off station.
So we're going to need more ships coming in to do that.
But as they move to detain, that is an act of war.
And so, if I were the Iranian ships or any ship, I would be leaving the Strait of Hormuz and hugging the coast of Iran and daring the United States to come in.
Just say, come on in, buddy, come on in, because those ships will be sunk by the Iranians.
This blockade is as porous as, I can't come up with the appropriate metaphor at this point in time, but let's just say there's giant holes in this blockade.
This is a politically motivated blockade that has zero chance of effectuating any impact on shipping coming out of the Strait of Hormuz.
What happened?
So, that's the real deal.
The United States Navy tries to do a blockade, they will be sunk, they will be attacked.
Which is why they're hundreds, they're four and 500 miles away from the Iranian coast.
I asked that today earlier to somebody.
By the way, I'm being positive, not like panickins like you, Jimmy.
Okay, I'm a fan.
Yeah, golden age, golden hat for the great job, Trump.
I just saw a great Tim Pool thing.
It's part of Trump's secret plan.
Stop panicking.
It's Trump's secret plan.
His secret plan to attack Iran, have them close the thing.
Threaten a nuclear annihilation to get them to open it.
And then when they said no, Trump links and says, Well, I'm going to double block it.
And can't do that.
As Gott Ritter just showed you, you can't do that.
If I could vote for president, here's how I'd vote for president again or ever if I could vote in the Israeli elections, so I'd have some say in who runs America.
Yeah, no kidding.
Yes, I would become an Israeli citizen and then vote for president of Israel because that'd have more control over it.
So here is Larry Johnson.
He also talked about, he's a former CIA intel analyst, and here's his assessment of this.
You heard Scott Ritter's, militarily, you can't do it.
It's the dumbest thing ever.
Here's what he says No, look, the United States, the U.S. ships are not going to sell up close to within 600 miles.
Of the Iranian coast.
So they're going to, they'll be backed off.
We saw in mid March, the US Abraham Lincoln, it was roughly about 220 miles off the coast of Iran.
And it got peppered with drones and missile attacks and got some damage.
And so it was, okay, we're getting out of here.
So they're about 700 miles offshore.
So that's sort of the safe range.
So that means right now you've got the Abraham Lincoln.
It's got a flat deck that can use helicopters because the most likely method that would be used to board and stop ships would be with helicopters.
Then you've got the two Marine Muse.
They have a combination of there are two, they look like aircraft carriers, two flat tops, and then they have two support ships.
One's called an LPD, the other's called an LSD, not the drug, but.
The still, the farther you get away from shore, the greater the area you have to cover.
So, yeah, the U.S. ships could, the U.S. Marines and Navy, they could possibly stop and start boarding ships.
Then you get into the issue of what flag is the tanker carrying.
So, but because of that threat that Donald Trump made, it is shut.
You know, the Iranians were still allowing some ships to go through.
It remains to be seen if that will continue.
So, if they allow a Pakistani or a Chinese ship or one from India, those three right there have been at the top of the list.
Japan was sending ships.
It puts the United States in this position of then boarding the ships of other countries, which would be an act of war.
So, you know, Trump's all over the map on this.
I mean, this is genuinely frightening.
Strategic Blockade Risks00:11:02
This is a man who is not in possession of his faculties, that there is no critical thinking skills have gone.
Or, as the MAGA chuds say, Trump's art of the deal.
Oh, my God.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
Oh, my God.
Everything he does is strategic.
You can't just take it at face value.
When he goes after the Pope, it's strategic.
When he wants to attack a red, it's strategic.
When he wants to.
Open the screen, phone me.
When he doesn't want it, when he wants a double close in his trade, it's all just strategy, strategy, strategy.
This guy, you don't understand what a genius he is.
He's such a genius.
He's completely lost almost every supporter except the Maka Chuds.
Except for all the ones that everybody hated and voted for Trump because they hated those people.
Also, he's not in control of his faculties.
Does he mean like the White House itself?
What faculties?
You mean as president?
Yes, we know.
Israel.
So BB, because re election is coming up for BB.
So he's either going to be president or go to jail, right?
So they're going.
So if there's this ceasefire, guess what happens?
Benjamin Netanyahu's trial goes to trial.
That's what happens.
And so that's why Benjamin Netanyahu doesn't want it.
So the Iranians are not going to give up their right to enrich uranium legally, right?
Not for a nuclear weapon, but for power.
And they're not going to do that.
They hold all the cards.
And Donald Trump, this is what his reaction to that is.
Ready?
They have no cards.
They have no cards whatsoever.
So if they do not give up that effort, Is that the plan?
Will you further destruct Iran?
Yeah, I will.
If they don't give that plan up, yeah.
So if they don't give up their idea to have legally sanctioned enrichment of nuclear enrichment, not for a weapon, but for power, if they don't give that up, he's going to start bombing them again.
That's what he's saying.
We're going to do destruction.
Well, here's what let's go back to the expert on this.
Let's go back to Scott Ritter.
What do you say to that, Scott?
If we resume the war, we're going to lose.
There's nothing that's happened militarily that changes the dynamic that already delivered an American defeat.
We don't control the Strait of Hormuz, and we never will control the Strait of Hormuz.
So we already lost, which is why Trump begged for a ceasefire.
He already lost.
And so he wants to.
So if they don't give in to our demands, he's going to resume the war.
Well, we're going to lose it again.
We're going to lose it twice now.
Hang on.
Did we suddenly get more planes and missiles since the last ones they broke?
No.
What is he talking about?
Do we have 13 new bases in the spots where we don't have them anymore because they blew them up?
They blew up all 13 of our bases in the Middle East.
They're all gone.
Here we go.
If we resume the war, we're going to lose.
There's nothing that's happened militarily that changes the dynamic that already delivered an American defeat.
We don't control the Strait of Hormuz, and we never will control the Strait of Hormuz.
We cannot collapse the regime.
The more we bomb, the stronger the regime gets.
And I know there's been a lot of C-17 flights moving around, replenishing the missiles on board the ships, getting more defense.
But we will, and the Iranians said, do whatever you need to do.
You'll burn through all your stuff within two days, and we'll be right back where we started.
The same dynamics in play.
Iran controls every aspect of this.
conflict.
We can blow up buildings on the ground.
That's all we can do.
We don't even know it.
If you think there's anything of value in any building in Iran today, I've got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.
We're going to go back in there.
Donald Trump says he's going to blow things up.
Well, you touch a power plant, Donald Trump, and the lights go out throughout the Middle East.
Every single major energy production field in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait and the United Arab Emirates disappears, gone.
And if you want to play even more stupid games, they'll start taking out desalinization plants.
And they'll do that in Israel as well.
And that's life terminating.
That's the end of modern civilization in this region.
And this is where the Iranians are ready to go if that's the game the United States wants to play.
This is why we've stopped.
The war, because that was we had reached the cap of our escalation capabilities.
Had we continued with his civilization, erasing uh threats, there would be no energy coming out of the Middle East for a century.
He stopped, Trump stopped because he understood this, that we had gone.
So what's he going to do?
Start all over again?
Um, so this is why he's taking a new tack, the blockade.
But this isn't going to work.
A blockade is, by definition, an act of war.
Um, so he's, in effect, declaring war on Iran, and I anticipate that the Iranians will treat it as a warlike gesture.
But I also anticipate that the allies of Iran aren't going to sit by and let this happen.
I don't think any Chinese ships are going to say well, we're not going to an Iranian port because of this.
And I don't think any Russian ships are going to say the same thing.
And I don't think the United States navies Going to get too far boarding and detaining Chinese and Russian flagships at this juncture.
So, Donald Trump is posturing right now.
Let's see where it goes.
But there's no place for him to go because the outcome is guaranteed continued American military defeat, and we lose by not winning, and global economic disaster.
So, when Donald Trump is together, there's only one win here.
Trump doesn't get exposed for what's in the Epstein file.
That's the win.
All this other shit, see how it doesn't make sense?
He just stopped one thing.
Doesn't make sense.
Because he's not in control.
You could hear in his voice.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
So when Donald Trump says this, that Iran has.
They have no cards.
They have no cards whatsoever.
When he says they have no cards, they have all the cards.
Iran has all the cards.
You know who has no cards?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump has no cards.
The United States has no cards.
All the cards are in the hands of the Iranians because.
If the card that Donald Trump is talking about will hit their power plants or their desalination plants, well, then they will wipe out all the power plants in every Gulf state.
The Gulf state will be back into the Stone Ages because then they don't have clean water and they're in the middle of a desert and they have no power, and everyone will have to leave Saudi Arabia.
Everyone will have to leave Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates.
Everybody will have to leave.
Maybe they can move here.
And they'll come here.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, you jerk offs.
Keep voting, assholes.
And so they have all the power.
They have all the.
So Donald Trump, black is white, up is down, in is out.
And.
Well, Bibi's got to blow up.
So, you know, how is Bibi going to get reelected?
Because keep in mind, a sizable chunk of Israel, as racist as they are overall, doesn't like him and feels like he didn't do a good job because he sucks.
Yes.
So, but the psychopaths that, like, no, we're going to keep going until we blow the whole thing up and for good.
I'm glad it'll be the Stone Age.
I'm religious, right?
Those people.
BB has to kill a huge amount of human beings to satisfy their vicious Lindsey Graham esque bloodlust to stay out of jail and get reelected.
So that's why these war things that make no sense and they're going to cause what?
World War III?
Oh, that's the goal.
That's the goal.
That's the goal.
So there's even one worse thing happening right now, right?
So the Houthis, remember, are on the side of the good guys.
They're on the side of Iran.
They're on the side of the Palestinians.
They're against the terrorist state of Israel.
And They've pretty much closed down the Suez Canal, but guess what they've promised now?
Watch this.
All right.
I just reported Iran has threatened to close Bab el Mandeb, the gateway to the Red Sea, in response to the U.S. blockade of its ports.
This would be carried out through its proxy forces in Yemen, the Houthis, to whom the United States surrendered by going home.
Yeah, well, so remember, the United States already surrendered to the Houthis.
So we've already pretty much surrendered to Iran because our ships got the hell out of there.
They're now 700 miles away.
And we've already previously surrendered to the Houthis.
And now the Houthis are coming back in on the side of Iran.
The Red Sea has been effectively closed for quite some time.
I mean, it has not been normal traffic, but there are still a few ships transiting it.
Now, I would suspect that even if.
The Houthis go forward with it, they will continue to allow Chinese and Russian vessels to transit the Red Sea.
But it'll be closed for everybody else.
Again, the blow that this is having on the global economy is really incalculable at this point, other than to say it is very, very bad.
Right now, one of the headlines on the oil front says UK Airlines Brace for Jet Fuel Crunch, that they only have weeks of jet fuel reserves.
And what that means is within three to four weeks, All of a sudden, they're having to cut back on flights.
You already have a disruption to air travel because of the war in the Persian Gulf and then the restrictions on flying over Russia that is self inflicted by the West.
So, you know, these are not signs that are pointing to expansion.
And then on top of it, the prices that people are paying for tickets.
You know, if you bought your tickets three months ago, you're in good shape.
You go to buy it today, they're paying three to four times the amount that they were paying before.
And it's incredible increases.
Now, Chris just posted this map, and forgive my ignorance, I didn't realize where Bob El Mandeb is.
So it's right here.
If they close that, that's the equivalent of closing the Suez Canal, which is at the other end of the Red Sea.
Correct, correct.
That's the Strait of Hormuz.
Right now, no Israeli ships are allowed to go through there because they'd go up, and then Israel, its port, Iliad, is down there on the, you know, up there where it says Suez Canal.
That's the Israeli port, is up here.
Roughly, is where the Israeli port is.
They're going to close it up here.
It's got no activity.
But again, this will further.
Crush economic activity on a global scale.
And this is, you got to step back and say, what is the strategic goal?
What are we trying to accomplish?
The strategic goal is to keep the war going for Israel and try to cause chaos inside of Iran and try to turn it into Syria or Libya.
That's not going to happen.
That is not going to happen.
It's clear that's not going to happen.
And it was a serious miscalculation by Donald Trump.
And What happens because they closed off the Bob L. Mandeb?
Well, 4.2 million barrels go through there a day.
Significant overlap exists.
Moat Red Sea oil originates from the Gulf exporters via Hormuz or the Saudi bypass pipelines.
Total unique, all removed from global flow, roughly 22 to 25% of the world's supply, causing severe shortages and price spikes.
That's what Donald Trump.
Hold on just a second.
Isn't that when Japan did Pearl Harbor when we fucked with the United States?
That is exactly right.
Oh, I guess they want us to be in World War III.
So, Donald Trump is asked directly by Maria Bartiromo about gas prices, and watch her face when he says they're going to be higher.
So, do you believe the price of oil and gas will be lower before the midterm elections?
I hope so.
I mean, I think so.
It could be.
It could be or the same or maybe a little bit higher.
But do you see her eyes?
It could be a little bit higher.
That's what her.
Well, sir, the midterms, she said.
So the gas prices are going to be even higher?
Yes, because everybody knows.
You're not going to get a Vance presidency if he does this.
This is, yeah.
Anyway, we got to go.
Trump vs The Pope00:13:11
We got to get it.
We have a guest coming on.
I just wanted to get that out there quickly.
And it's.
It is.
Look at the shock on her face.
She's shocked.
She's got nice eyes.
I had never noticed until she was shocked by the dumb shit Trump said.
This can't get.
I thought it couldn't get worse of a shit show.
It's just never ending.
Oh, yeah.
No, it's not that it can or can't.
It will.
They tried a ground invasion.
They got destroyed.
They tried it.
Just like I said they were going to, they tried it.
They tried to use an old airfield.
The whole deal and all.
And then they use the cover story that we went in to save a pilot.
It's all over.
This is not winnable.
And Donald Trump doesn't know how to get out of this because he's controlled by Benjamin Netanyahu.
And that's a fact.
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The Pope came out and he said we need peace and that Trump is warmongering and you've got to stop the war, which is what you would exactly expect from a man like that.
Right.
Anti Semitism.
Anti Semitism.
Yes.
Par for the course.
Donald Trump didn't take that well.
He went to his Truth Social and said Pope Leo is weak on crime.
What?
And terrible for foreign policy.
He talks about fear of the Trump administration, but doesn't mention the fear that the Catholic Church and all other Christian organizations had during COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else for hawking, for hooking.
What is that?
Holding church services.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
For holding church services, even when going outside and being 10 and even 20 feet apart.
I like his brother, Luis, much better.
Than I like him because Lewis is all MAGA.
He gets it.
And Leo doesn't.
I don't want a Pope who thinks it's okay for Iran to have a nuclear weapon.
I don't want a Pope who thinks it's terrible that America attacked Venezuela, a country that was sending massive amounts of drugs to the United States.
Even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers into our country.
And I don't want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I'm doing exactly what I was elected in a landslide to do, setting record low numbers in crime and creating the greatest stock market in history.
For what?
This is what he's saying.
Leo should be thankful.
As everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise.
He wasn't on any list to be Pope and was only put there by the church because he was an American and they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Trump.
If I wasn't in the White House, Leo wouldn't be in the Vatican.
Unfortunately, Leo's weak on crime, weak on nuclear weapons, does not sit well with me, nor does the fact that he meets with Obama sympathizers like David Axelrod, a loser.
From the left, who was one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested.
Leo should get his act together as Pope, use common sense, stop catering to the radical left, and focus on being a great Pope, not a politician.
It's hurting him very badly.
And more importantly, it's hurting the Catholic Church, President Donald.
So then they ask.
More than the other thing?
Right?
Is it more than the other thing?
So they ask him, hey, shouldn't you be apologizing to the Pope?
And here's what he says.
No, I don't because Pope Leo said things that are wrong.
He was very much against what I'm doing with regard to Iran, and you cannot have a nuclear Iran.
Pope Leo would not be happy with the end result.
You have hundreds of millions of people dead, and it's not going to happen.
So I can't.
I think he's very weak on crime.
And other things.
So I'm not, I mean, he went public.
I'm just responding to Pope Leo.
And, you know, his brother is a big MAGA person and he's a great guy, Lewis.
And I said, I like Lewis better than I like the Pope.
That's like saying, you know, I like Billy Carter more than Jimmy Carter.
Yeah.
We elected the wrong Carter.
I've said it for years.
I like Billy Baldwin more than Dallas.
Yeah.
Here we go.
You have to have law and order in our country.
And that's what we have now.
We have the lowest crime numbers we've had in a long time, despite the fact that.
Many criminals were allowed into our country, but we've gotten a lot of them out.
We've done a great job on crime.
So we have the lowest murder rate in 125 years since 1900, the lowest murder rate.
So we believe strongly in law and order.
And he seemed to have a problem with that.
So there's nothing to apologize for.
He's wrong.
And the other thing is, he didn't like what we're doing with respect to Iran, but Iran wants to be a nuclear nation so they can exterminate the world.
Not going to happen.
Okay, so then.
What's that?
Does Iran have a Samson option?
I don't really know that.
No, they don't.
So they asked him again.
Here he is getting on a plane.
Why did you attack Pope Leo on Truth Social?
I don't think he's doing a very good job.
He likes crime, I guess.
He hit us.
Think of it.
He's worried about fear.
What about the fear when the ministers and the priests and the All of those great people that were arrested during COVID, and in many cases, they're outside 10 feet apart and they were arrested.
We don't like a Pope that's going to say that it's okay to have a nuclear weapon.
We don't want a Pope that says crime is okay in our cities.
I don't like it.
I'm not a big fan of Pope Leo.
He's a very liberal person, and he's a man that doesn't believe in stopping crime.
He's a man that doesn't think that we should be toying with a country that wants a Nuclear weapons so they can blow up the world.
I'm not a fan of Pope Leo.
He's no BB Net Yahoo, I'll tell you that, in terms of tough on crime, Popes.
You're right.
So here's Pope Leo.
He responds to Trump.
Let's listen.
I don't want to get into a debate with him.
I don't think that the message of the gospel is meant to be abused in the way that some people are doing.
And I will continue to speak out loud against war, looking to promote peace.
Promoting dialogue and multilateral relationships among the states to look for just solutions to problems.
Too many people are suffering in the world today.
Too many innocent people are being killed.
And I think someone has to stand up and say, there's a better way to do this.
The Pope is supposed to do that.
So I guess he did his job.
I guess so.
So he hates this Pope that did his job for once.
I guess so.
Well, you know, Trump, the fear of COVID, and boy, that was scary when they didn't know if they could have church because you had to stand 10 feet apart.
Dark times, indeed.
I guess they got more scary when Israel started blowing them up.
Yeah, how about when they started killing Christians, blowing up their churches?
Does that bother him?
No.
We know he's weak on crime because he hasn't condemned America outright as he should.
We know he's weak on crime in that regard.
So this is Khomeini.
Khomeini says respect for Jesus Christ is an indisputable, definite matter.
For Muslims, we condemn these insults directed at the holy figures of the so what he's talking about is they hate the Jews.
Is this so Trump put this out?
He's what is disrespectful about that?
He's supposed to be Jesus Christ.
No, he thought he thought so.
Wait, so so so this is so that's kind of blasphemous, right?
Tucker went nuts on it, and so he Khomeini says, Respect for Jesus Christ is an indisputable, definite matter for Muslims.
We condemn these insults directed at the holy figures of divine religions.
Including Jesus Christ.
So then, what happened after that?
Trump took that down.
Oh, did he portray himself as that?
Or do you think, see, if I was Trump, I'd go, oh, my Jewish son in law made that because he doesn't know nothing better about it, you know?
They don't get Jesus like that.
Come on.
Wait a minute.
Didn't Trump.
You know, my son in law, Jared Kushner, he does my Twitters for me a lot.
That's why they read like some crazy Zionist Jew wrote him and made it.
It's crazy.
You know, what do you want?
I'm being blackmailed.
I can't believe we have yet another soft on crime pope.
So, this is what Donald Trump put out on Truth Social, and everybody's saying that's blasphemous, and people have their bush in a knot, as the saying goes over that.
And I have a bush too, by the way.
And so, everybody's saying it's blasphemous.
Tucker went after him, the pope.
Even Khomeini, right?
We showed you this.
Respect for Jesus Christ is an indisputable, definite matter for Muslims.
Muslims do.
They have like murals to Jesus.
They like him better than our best friends Israel does.
They certainly like him way better than Israel.
They certainly like Jesus way more than Israel does.
And so Donald Trump was asked about him doing this.
Hey, why did you put that picture of yourself out looking like Jesus?
And here's his response Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?
Well, it wasn't depicted.
It was me.
I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor.
It had to do with Red Cross as a Red Cross worker there, which we support.
And only the fake news could come up with that one.
So I just heard about it.
And I said, How do they come up with that?
It's supposed to be me as a doctor making people better.
And I do make people better.
I make people a lot better.
As an example, the 11,000, I understand your husband's going through a treatment.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
He's going through some very serious cancer treatment.
So this goes a long way.
Yes, sir.
It sure does.
Did he do the tip thing?
That's who he's talking to.
Yes, that's who he's talking to, the DoorDash lady about the tips.
He did do it.
So he did do that, but here it is.
He's saying he thought he was a doctor, not Jesus.
That's his.
And you know what?
Yeah, Red Cross, you know, the Red Cross.
And then he took it down.
Oh, he did?
Yes.
Well, that's fake news anyway.
I mean, it was just a simple thing.
And he's done so much for healthcare.
Can you deny it?
Can you deny it?
Yeah, he's done so much for healthcare.
Remember his last famous words were for healthcare.
We can't take care of people's healthcare.
We can't take care of daycare.
We got wars to run.
Thank you, doctor.
Thank you, doctor.
This is what Kurt says he should have posted.
Now, name one offensive thing about that.
Ask anyone.
MAGA MATRA DAY and holding the sweetest baby there is.
The most blessed little baby suckling from his, well, your teeth.
It's not his teeth.
That's pretty funny.
And then you see the little in the background, little cherubs holding Epstein files.
Oh, yeah.
So he does to make sure he takes care of the baby.
And then there's the jets, the fighter jets getting ready to kill people.
Yeah.
I honestly thought this was a doctor.
So Iran's doing some excellent trolling of Trump.
And so here's their troll on Trump.
You ready for this?
I will never give you up.
The Straits of Hormuz must be shot.
Blow cut, blow cut.
In my head just blocked up.
Please let the ships go through.
Come on, at least a few.
If you block me, then I block you.
Blow cut, blow cut.
I thought this was easy peasy.
Alex Jones War Rhetoric00:15:29
Love God.
Now Matt and Alania leave me.
Love God.
Surrender is beneath me.
Love God, love God.
I think soon I get MDG.
Snickers for Lynch Hatter.
They're doing some excellent trolling on Trump, Alvarez and Iran.
Oh, my God.
I didn't think they need to put that picture of Liberty and Levin at the end there like that.
Donald Trump sent JD Vance, Jared Kushner, and Witkoff, his former real estate business partner, over to Iran to negotiate a peace deal.
Have you had a Three Stooges like adventure?
Yes.
Now, the problem is.
Kushner and Witkoff are working, they're Mossad.
They're working for Israel.
They're not working for the United States.
And we all know Israel does not want the war to stop.
They don't want a peace deal.
And JD Vance is taking phone calls.
He's directly reporting to Benjamin Netanyahu and taking calls directly from BB Netanyahu.
So he's also compromised by BB.
And so they're all working against the United States' interests, all of them.
And so that's why they walked away from a peace deal, which would benefit who?
The United States.
And the rest of the world.
So, breaking Iranian state TV revealed the reasons for the failure of the talks with the United States.
The U.S. tried to achieve at the negotiating table what it could not achieve through war.
The Americans demanded that Iran hand over their enriched uranium and open the Strait of Hormuz without recognizing Iran's sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz.
Iran has decided to defend its national interests by military means, and they're doing it.
And even Alex Jones has turned on Jared Kushner and Witkoff.
He says Iran's diplomacy corps.
Say that Netanyahu and Kushner sabotaged the peace deal at the 11th hour.
Pay close attention to the expression of Jaron Kushner's face.
He is extremely happy.
This is what Alex Jones is saying.
And here's what he tweets out.
So watch his face.
And he looks extremely happy, according to Alex Jones.
He does look extremely happy.
So that's what Alex Jones tweeted out.
And here's what actually happened.
This is a CIA analyst, former CIA analyst on Andrew Napolitano's show today.
And this is what he got from his inside info on what actually happened.
But you have some thoughts from the inside as to what happened.
Yeah.
One person I was in communication with just said that the basic problem was that Witkoff and Kushner were the ones putting the checks on JD Vance.
If Vance had been lit, If Bance had been allowed to just do the negotiations, we actually probably would have had an agreement.
Bance was not the one pushing the whole nuclear nonsense because, again, we go back to the logic and consistency of what Trump is saying or not saying.
And so we went from obliterating, and my understanding of the word obliterating means completely destroyed Iran's nuclear capability with Midnight Hammer last June.
And by God, anybody who suggested that there was any remnant left over and it wasn't successful, they got ousted.
Has happened to the head of the Defense Intelligence Agency.
So we start with that to now, oh my God, they're still refusing to give up their quest for a nuclear weapon.
Well, they don't have one.
I thought you obliterated it.
So how could they have one?
But that came directly from Israel.
I mean, Israel is calling the shots on this.
Trump is not vacillating one iota from that party line.
And it was the, I forget the name of the British diplomat, but he was a senior fellow, well respected.
And he was just up front saying, look, Kushner and Witkopf, those are Mossad assets.
They're working for Israeli intelligence.
They're not working for America.
They're working for Israel, even though they have American citizenship.
And this is where the other problem is now developing among the electorate.
The public opinion and animus directed now at Israel is growing, it's not diminishing.
So, despite the fact that 95% of Congress is bought and paid for by AIPAC, that money's not going to turn things around for them.
So, and if you doubt that, I just want to show you this.
Have you seen this, Kurt?
Yeah, what is happening?
So that's Jerry.
What's the two of them?
Yeah, at the wall.
Oh, is the wall telling them, whispering to them what to do?
Oh, wailing wall.
Soon, my wall.
This looks like that show that was on Discovery or Investigation Discovery about people that want to fuck roller coasters.
Like they're attracted to inanimate objects.
Yeah.
That's what these two assholes look like.
Yo, fuck both of you and your whole country, you fucks.
Here's what Glenn Greenwald says Iran has been vehemently clear for decades that it would never renounce the same right every country on earth has under the.
Nuclear proliferation treaty to enrich uranium for nuclear energy, but not for nuclear weapons.
No country would ever give up that right.
Trump never demanded this ludicrous concession until Israel ordered him that this has to be the red line.
I still think Trump doesn't understand the difference between no nuclear bomb and no nuclear program.
I agree with that.
But either way, any negotiations based on a demand that Iran give up the right to enrich uranium, even to 3.67%. Is designed in advance to fail and instead to restart the war so that Israel's ultimate aim can be achieved, shattering Iranian society and turning it into Libya or Syria.
That's it.
Trump knows the difference.
He did something bad at an Epstein party.
Trump knows the difference.
He didn't talk like this much of an idiot, if you recall, when people voted for him.
He suddenly talks the way a moron neocon talks because that's who controls him because he did something bad.
There's no way you would be doing all this unless you're involved in some dark, bad shit on purpose.
And here's so someone tweets Mossad commentary says, Alex, you are sad, lonely, and a pathetic person, right?
Alex responds, We all know Israel doesn't want the war to stop.
If you were as smart as you think you are, you would know I'm doing everyone a favor.
How?
He's doing everyone a favor by telling people that these guys are.
Are the infiltrators and they're working against the United States interests.
Okay.
If I didn't see what was written here, I would assume this picture was of a shapeshifter that somebody says they caught on camera because that's the kind of pictures they show when they go, look at how these people are lizard people in this picture.
Look at that.
Look at these two fucking specters walking in.
I mean, Jared Kushner looks gross as hell, don't he?
I agree.
So, you got it from Alex Jones.
You got it from Judge Napolitano's show.
You got it from CIA ex-analyst Johnson, Glenn Greenwald, Alex Jones again.
And I like this one: it says, Mission Accomplisher.
That's Jared Kushner.
Mission Accomplisher.
JD Vance, no agreement.
BB Netanyahu, thank you, my boy.
Keeps eyes open.
That's it.
Yeah.
There it is.
That's why he did such a Chabad job at this negotiation.
This is a ceasefire updates.
This is from Iran Foreign Minister Syed Abbas Oragachi.
I don't know why they have Italian foreign ministers in Iran, but they do.
We are disappointed.
Throw off Israel, I guess?
I guess so.
We are disappointed with how the U.S. behaved.
Netanyahu's called to Vance during the meeting.
Netanyahu got to call in.
Netanyahu called Vance during the negotiations, shifted the focus from U.S. Iran negotiations to Israel's interests.
The U.S. tried to achieve at the negotiating table what it could not achieve through war.
We came here with good faith.
The press conference by Vance before he left Pakistan was unnecessary.
That's right.
They didn't have these in Iran, they had these in Pakistan.
We are committed and prepared to safeguard our nation's interests and sovereignty.
Isn't it funny how you remember how Iran had a democratically elected government and then, you know, we overthrew it and installed a puppet that everybody didn't like, even though they could wear miniskirts?
I mean, I don't want to take away from the miniskirt wearing, but people didn't like it, so they overthrew it.
Who would have thought that would be us and it would have taken place years before and nobody would have ever guessed?
We're a Raj state like India was to England, to Israel.
Like a tiny little country runs all of our dumb shit politicians.
So, what's really happening is that.
They want to start the war again.
That's what JD Vance, Kushner, and Witkoff want.
They walked away from the negotiating table, which, by the way, the rest of the world sees this.
They see this, right?
World War III, everyone, for BB.
And so the only alternative now is for Trump to start the war again.
And here's Scott Ritter telling you what's going to happen if we start the war again.
If we resume the war, we're going to lose.
There's nothing that's happened militarily that changes the dynamic that already delivered an American defeat.
We don't control the Strait of Hormuz, and we never will control the Strait of Hormuz.
We cannot collapse the regime.
The more we bomb, the stronger the regime gets.
And I know there's been a lot of C 17 flights moving around, replenishing the missiles on board the ships, getting more defense.
We will, and the Iranians said, do whatever you need to do.
You'll burn through all your stuff within two days and we'll be right back where we started.
The same dynamics in play.
Iran controls every aspect of this conflict.
We can blow up buildings on the ground.
That's all we can do.
We don't even know what, if you think there's anything of value in any building in Iran today, I've got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.
We're going to go back in there.
Donald Trump says he's going to blow things up.
Well, you touch a power plant, Donald Trump, and the lights go out throughout the Middle East.
Every single major energy production field in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait and the United Arab Emirates disappears, gone.
And if you want to play even more stupid games, they'll start taking out desalinization plants.
And they'll do that in Israel as well.
And that's life terminating.
That's the end of modern. civilization in this region.
And this is where the Iranians are ready to go if that's the game the United States wants to play.
This is why we stopped the war, because we had reached the cap of our escalation capabilities.
Had we continued with his civilization erasing threats, there would be no energy coming out of the Middle East for a century.
He stopped.
Trump stopped because he understood this, that we had gone.
So what's he going to do?
Start all over again?
So this is why he's taking a new tack, the blockade.
But this isn't going to work.
A blockade is, by definition, an act of war.
So he's, in effect, declaring war on Iran.
And I anticipate that the Iranians will treat it as a warlike gesture, but I also anticipate that the allies of Iran aren't going to sit by and let this happen.
I don't think any Chinese ships are going to say, well, we're not going to an Iranian port because of this.
And I don't think any Russian ships are going to say the same thing.
And I don't think the United States Navy is going to get too far boarding and detaining Chinese and Russian flagships at this juncture.
So Donald Trump is posturing right now.
Let's see where it goes.
But there's no place for him to go because the outcome is guaranteed continued American military defeat, and we lose by not winning, and global economic disaster.
The outcome is guaranteed U.S. militarily defeated and a global economic disaster.
There you go.
Great job, Donald Trump.
I'm tired of winning.
I'm tired of winning.
Yeah, it's like people are going to say, there's too much winning already.
It's the hottest it's ever been in this country.
Anyway, so it's obvious that Jared Kushner and Witkoff are not working for the United States.
They are Mossad assets.
Trump has boxed himself into a corner because Benjamin Netanyahu is dictating all the policy, and he wants the United States to get our ass handed to us.
He wants to try to turn Iran into Syria and Libya, and that's not going to happen.
I don't care if you drop a nuke on Iran, that is not going to happen.
Iran is going to survive, and we are going to lose.
We've already lost, and now Donald Trump, if he starts up the war again, will lose a second time.
Yeah, well, the plan is to destroy America itself, so that's working.
I blame, though, more than anything, the weak on crime Pope.
You know, I've never heard that criticism of a Pope that they're too weak on crime.
Too weak on crime.
I mean, that's got to be from sometime in the Middle Ages, last time someone said something like that.
Yeah, I need Jesus to be a little harder on crime.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, sure, he went, he hung out with the prostitutes and the tax.
Collectors and I like Jesus' brother better.
Yeah, I like Jesus.
Now that brother loved a strong Israel.
Yeah, it's kind of nuts.
JD Vance, um, and let's listen to what he has to say about Iran.
Final point that I'll say about this is the president of the United States has told me that he's told the entire negotiating team, the secretary of state, the special envoy, Steve Woodcock.
He said, Go and work in good faith to come to an agreement.
That is what he has told us to do.
If the Iranians are willing in good faith to work with us, I think we can make an agreement.
If they're going to lie, if they're going to cheat, If they're going to try to prevent even the fragile truce that we've set up from taking place, then they're not going to be happy.
Because what the president has also shown is that we still have clear military, diplomatic, and maybe most importantly, we have extraordinary economic leverage.
So the president has told us not to use those tools.
He's told us to come to the negotiating table.
But if the Iranians don't do the exact same thing, they're going to find out the president of the United States is not one to mess around.
He's impatient.
He's impatient to make progress.
He has told us to negotiate in good faith.
And I think if they negotiate in good faith, we will be able to find a deal.
That's a big if.
And ultimately, it's up to the Iranians how they negotiate.
I hope they make the right decision.
So I think he's wrong about everything he said.
He said that we have.
Military dominance, we don't.
Obviously, we don't have that because the Strait of Hormuz is closed.
And he also says that we have economic dominance, which obviously we don't have that either because with the Strait of Hormuz closed, it destroys the world economy, which will affect us also.
So it's what he's not, that's just propaganda, I think, what he's saying.
And my question to you is Has the United States already lost this war?
I think the United States' reputation in the world has been demolished under this administration to the point where nothing we say or do is believed.
That's number one.
Number two, I don't think anybody is interested anymore in an arrangement with us that puts them at risk of being involved in a fiasco like the one we've got underway now.
Lost US Reputation00:02:18
I mean, I go back to Vietnam in 1963, 64, 65.
The British prime minister was a man named Macmillan.
And he met with the president, first President Kennedy, and subsequently his successor, Johnson, and he said, We're not going to Vietnam.
And the two were shocked.
And I think this is because presidents have assumed, certainly since Eisenhower left office, that NATO was some sort of collection of vassal states that were obligated to follow us into hell wherever we decided to make it.
And that's over.
That's absolutely dead on arrival now, which is why Macron is trying to be a leader.
I don't think it's going to go far, but.
He's trying to be the leader of the pack that says, we're going to find a different way forward without you.
Privately, I think President Trump is saying, well, that's a good thing.
Let's get out of this.
The problem is he doesn't know how to get out.
You know, you don't get out by insulting everyone, you don't get out by destroying another country.
If you want to really get out, you have to be truthful.
And then, secondly, you have to conduct negotiations in private.
The problem with us is that we bloviate publicly about everything.
Everybody doesn't need to know what's discussed behind closed doors.
What we need to know is whether or not there's going to be peace, whether or not there's a new arrangement.
And people are saying, well, Iran has no business having any influence over the Strait of Hormuz.
Well, we have another place called the Dardanelles, and the Dardanelles Strait is controlled by the Turks.
They control it.
They've controlled it since 1936.
And it's a treaty called the Treaty of Montreux.
And this Montreux Convention, which was reached in Switzerland, stipulates how things will be handled.
And it's worked very, very well.
Our approach ought to be different from what it is.
Instead of confronting the Iranians head on, threatening them, we should say we would support an international convention of interested powers.
That can be any number of different people who can put together a solution for the Persian Gulf that ensures access for everyone.
Seeking Peace Solutions00:06:03
You know, that's the sort of thing you need to do.
You can go back to Greenland.
You're upset about the Arctic and access to the Arctic.
Then why not put together some sort of treaty for the Arctic that allows people access to the resources that are there?
Instead of doing these things, we keep pulling out a baseball bat and acting like Al Capone at dinner, walking around the table and beating anybody over the head who doesn't agree with us.
I think it's over.
Those days are over that we can't behave like that any longer, and we shouldn't.
We live in a different world.
But I hold the minority opinion.
And I think, unfortunately, there are still a lot of Americans who are very enamored of that.
They think that's a manifestation of our greatness.
We beat somebody up last night.
We're tough.
We're the best.
It's dumb, it's counterproductive.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Hey, Jimmy, this is JD Vance.
Oh, hey.
Wow, Mr. Vice President.
How good of you to call.
How are you doing?
Jimmy, I'm doing real good.
Everything has gone very well, I must say.
We, and by we, I mean this administration, you know, we're really banging on all eight cylinders here.
Even the war in Iran?
Oh, especially the war in Iran.
Watching the president conduct these operations as commander in chief has been.
Really amazing.
Just every detail of this war or a limited military operation, maybe we're supposed to call it that, has been so carefully calculated and foreseen.
It's really just magisterial.
Amazing to see Mr. Trump at work doing what he does best.
Have you been there at his side this whole time, these past few tense days?
No, actually, I've been in Hungary.
What?
Why are you hungry?
Yeah.
President Trump was like, hey, JD.
How about instead of being here in the war room, you travel to Hungary and campaign for President Orban?
And I was like, oh, okay, okay, okay.
So here I am.
I see.
At first, I was like, I get it, Mr. President.
Very smart, smart.
In case, God forbid, something happened to you, the next in command will be safely far away so there won't be any disputed succession situation.
And then he was like, No, that has nothing to do with it.
Go now.
So I did.
And I think Mr. Warban has a pretty good chance in November or whenever they elect Hungarians.
I forgot to ask.
All right.
All that aside, you think the war's going well, really?
Is Trump's brand of brinksmanship working for you?
Oh, absolutely.
First of all, look at the results.
Iran still has uranium.
We are now buying oil from Iran, and Iran has total control of the Straits of Hormuz.
None of this would have been possible without Donald Trump.
But as a Christian, to wake up on Easter morning and see his true social posts open the fucking Straits, you maniacs, and threatening to end their civilization, I just read the posts of my children.
As they were opening their Easter baskets.
Jimmy, I cried a little bit.
I'm not afraid to admit.
Wow.
But part of that was because fucking Usha had to put some weird ass, stinky Indian treats in there and ruin the whole fucking thing.
Can't we have one fucking day in our house that's white?
What's next?
The Easter bunny has six arms and is standing on one foot.
Anyway, point is, we have a ceasefire thanks to President Trump.
Even though Israel is violating it as we speak.
You know that, right?
Oh, fuck.
What do you mean, buh?
Israel's bombing Lebanon still in violation of the ceasefire.
Oh, you just hush.
Mr. Vice President, this seems to be a major problem.
Why won't you address it?
Jimmy, I want to be president someday.
Yeah, meaning what exactly?
Meaning next topic, please.
All right, fine.
Look, talks between the U.S. and Iran are slated to be held in Islamabad starting this Saturday.
Do you foresee yourself attending?
Oh, absolutely, Jimmy.
If you recall, Pakistan specifically indicated that the Iranians would rather speak directly to me personally rather than, say, Steve Witkoff or Jared Kushner.
Given that, I'd suspect my presence and involvement would be a safe assumption.
And, Jimmy, I look forward to using that role to further peace and resolution of this issue.
Well, President Trump just said today that you probably wouldn't be there.
Fucking what?
He's fucking serious?
Yeah.
He said it would probably be Witkoff and Kushner, specifically said not you.
That fucking piece of shit.
I'm tired of covering for his lying ass.
Maybe you should try talking to him.
Well, I'm in Hungary, so I can't.
I can't talk to the president because he decided that instead of being involved in the biggest event of his second term, I should be campaigning in this weird Eastern European country where porn stars come from.
Right.
Meaning the women who will do what normal women won't.
Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.
You know what?
Fuck him.
Fuck this war.
I'm tired of pretending.
I'm going bull moose on this party in this administration.
I'm going to let the anti war MAGA wing know that I was opposed to this lunacy from day one, and I will break from this administration on this and everything else, and quite frankly, spill the dirt about the mind numbing incompetence.
Wait, wait, hold on.
I'm seeing a Chiron on CNN saying that you will be in attendance in Islamabad after all.
Breaking From The Party00:01:42
Oh, okay.
Well, good.
Like I said before, I'm really stoked to have this opportunity to work for peace.
Uh huh.
And Jimmy, just sort of forget that other stuff I said, if you could.
I've got jet lag and regular tiredness, too.
Work's been crazy.
There's some Hindu festival calendar thing where Usha can't have sex for a whole year, and I'm here in this porn star country, so that's frustrating.
I'm just kind of all over the place saying a lot of stuff I probably shouldn't, basically.
So, uh, Oh, okay.
I got to go.
Randy and them are here for some reason.
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