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Feb. 6, 2026 - Jimmy Dore Show
01:01:20
Dan Bongino HUMILIATES HIMSELF In Epic Crashout!

Dan Bongino’s return to podcasting after dismissing critics as "grifters" exposes contradictions: his past claims of reviewing Epstein’s $6B files or FBI roles were never substantiated, yet he insists systemic cover-ups exist. A 2017 email chain shows Epstein and disgraced Lawrence Krauss pressuring Joe Rogan to attend a pedophilia-linked dinner with Woody Allen, while a 2019 prison officer’s 4chan post hints at Epstein’s death being staged—nose/ear discrepancies in photos suggest a body double. With only 3M of 6M Epstein files released under Trump’s signed Massey-Khanna bill, Bongino argues elite ties (Rothschilds, Mossad, Trilateral Commission) and $21T in missing DOD/HUD funds prove a global conspiracy to shield predators, undermining trust in institutions. [Automatically generated summary]

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establishment media sucks all gaslighting so good luck bullshit we can't afford he's fomenting this watch and see as he's jacked off the median speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head on it's the chimney door show dan bongino is back Now, let's remember.
Yeah, let's remember.
Uh, Dan Bongino famously said this.
He was always like, You got, don't ever let this Epstein story go.
We're gonna stay on this.
Don't ever stop.
And then he said this: He killed himself.
Again, you want me to get?
I've seen the whole file.
He killed himself.
Wow.
Six million files.
Wow.
I believe him because he speaks with the conviction of a man who was there when it happened.
So Dave Smith said, Hey, Bongino, now that the files are out, can you share with us the part that proved Epstein killed himself?
You said you saw the files and knew for a fact he killed himself.
Surely you weren't lying through your effing teeth.
Oh, the supposed Jew Dave Smith.
My God, Ban Don Gino under attack from the Jew Dave Smith.
So here he goes.
So he goes on.
Dan Bongino gets emotional and lashes out at those critiquing his cover-up of the Epstein PDF files.
Let's watch.
Third group of people I want to address are the grifters out there who mistakenly thought I wasn't coming back.
Now, the grifters are anybody who disagrees with him.
Just so you know.
So this term has been so polluted and so overused, it means absolutely nothing anymore.
Because if there's anyone who isn't a grifter, he's talking directly to Dave Smith, and he's not a grifter.
He's just a guy who has a different opinion.
He's saying what he thinks.
I could verify for you, Davis.
Yo, I used to argue with him all the time because he still is a dedicated libertarian on certain things.
Dave's, but Dave's a good guy who, if he thinks something true, he has to say it.
He can't lie like a hero like Don Bongino.
Okay, let's keep going.
I am back.
The podfather is back.
The podfather is back.
This movement's been hijacked by a small group of dipshits and bums and losers.
And I'm back into my podcast studio to take back the movement.
And you're, I'm back doing my pod.
That's how I take over.
That's just that seems kind of silly.
Podfather's back in town, and all three of those categories, which are all Dave Smith, by the way, who are nothing but doomers under the frame of accountability.
I'm all about accountability.
I just showed you what we did or what we didn't.
Did I not?
I'm not sitting here going, hey, trust me, bro.
I showed you.
If you like it, great.
If you don't, that is absolutely your constitutional right.
I just, well, I just saw what you did.
You lied to us about Epstein killing himself in jail.
So that's what everybody's talking about.
I don't know what he showed before, but this is what we're all talking about because that's what you were talking about before you came to deputy director.
And then you got in there and you did nothing.
You said, trust me, bro.
Both of you, Harold and Kumar, both of you said, trust me, bro.
Yeah.
And he just said it now.
I didn't say, trust me, bro.
And then right after that, he says, trust me, bro.
If you believe it, you don't do.
If you don't, that's fine.
You paid for it to be like, oh, that sucked.
I would have done something different.
Okay, but you didn't.
You didn't do anything different.
I'm not sure if you volunteered to serve or not, but you didn't.
You sat in the front row with your popcorn, ankle biting, throwing this popcorn at the ring at two guys in there sparring away, fighting for this country while you did shit.
You just talked about it.
Yeah, because we weren't offered the deputy director job at the FBI when we didn't have, even though we don't have any qualifications either, just like you, you're a Secret Service guy.
I don't know if that qualifies you to be deputy director of the FBI, but I didn't, I worked security at a concert once.
Maybe I could have been deputy director.
You don't do his job too for him?
What is he talking?
Do you do my job for me?
What are you saying anything for me?
Yeah, why didn't you guys do the job I was supposed to do while I wasn't doing it when I was the dep what?
So again, he's just.
You tell your closet Indian boss that you feel uncomfortable and pretending that his beard is.
Okay, here we go.
You didn't do anything.
Now, I'm back on the air.
I'm not going to take on every single thing in one day in one show.
But I'm telling you right now, you're bullshit.
I'm done with it.
The Grifter bums, all you guys are, are a class of doomers.
Everything sucks all the time.
You would have done it differently.
You didn't do shit.
You did nothing.
And now you're back to your...
Also, you did nothing.
And now you're back to your podcast where you're going to continue to do more nothing.
I don't mean to be a doomer, Jimmy, but I feel like rampant institutional child sexual abuse is a real bummer.
I feel like it sucks every time, and there's no good reason to allow child trafficking.
I was a doomer that I am.
You're such a doomer.
Everything sucks with you.
Try to blackbill you, but child trafficking isn't good, Jimmy.
You didn't volunteer.
You didn't ask.
You didn't give up your show to do.
You did nothing.
You didn't volunteer to come look through the 3 million Epstein files that we were going through.
Why didn't you volunteer to do that?
What is he talking about?
What's that, Kurt?
I actively asked for his job and they didn't give it to me.
I asked.
Kurt was asking.
Kurt asked for that job.
Please make me deputy director.
We all volunteer.
We all volunteer.
I volunteer.
We all volunteered to look through the Epstein files.
Kurt volunteered to be deputy director.
I volunteered to be director.
Tell me, name a time and place.
I'll be director.
You name the time and place.
Look at Janon laughing at you.
Who did was bullshit people and say nothing's happening.
And then when we tell you, oh, it just happened, you move on to something else you say is not going to happen.
And then when that happens, you move on to something else.
You want to critique it, say you would have done better?
Step up.
Step up.
I would have done better.
Yeah.
I would have done better.
I'm the director of the FBI right now.
And just blathering on here, I'll do better than you, Dan.
Hey, look, acting like the number three in a Steven Seagal action film isn't enough to intimidate the audience anymore.
Do some katas, maybe, with your karate expertise.
Well, we're going to show that.
It's coming.
Oh, thank God.
Go ahead.
They got openings.
You go try it.
They got openings.
Really?
So I could just go be the deputy director of the FBI.
Go ahead.
I signed up for the ICE app.
I'm going to be the head of ICE probably tomorrow.
Yeah.
Is that easy?
We're all volunteering for every position.
I volunteered to be vice president.
I volunteered to be attorney general.
I'm volunteering for all.
They're not taking it.
Yo, you should wear a mask like ice, Dan Bungie.
The president should wear an ice mask.
They should all wear masks.
They should all wear masks now.
Yeah, but they're not hiring people like us.
They're hiring people who they know they can control and who will go along and cover up the Epstein stuff like you did.
That's why.
Okay.
Donkey Kong.
Stop throwing barrels at me.
I didn't lie.
Just like I don't get, that's like Rachel Maddow saying, why don't you come on MSNBC and do a better job?
Because I'm not invited.
You're going to not want me to.
I've volunteered a ton to go on MSNBC.
The only person who would bring me on, CNN, stopped bringing me on.
MSNBC stopped bringing me on.
Just like they stopped bringing on Glenn Greenwald and Matt Taibbi during Russia.
They stopped bringing me on.
You know who did?
Tucker Carlson.
I went on there.
So that's the thing.
I volunteered.
I'm in the Epstein files and I can't get on MSNBC.
How does that work?
You're dealing with.
So he keeps going.
Here's one more.
Second, you're going to be disliked.
There is no level 10 decision you're going to make that is going to make everybody happy.
It's not going to happen.
How about you just make a decision that makes the voters happy and not the psychopathic Zionist oligarchs happy?
Could you do that?
How about you do that?
How about stop making fake promises?
How about that?
Okay.
He's got a level 11.
Hang on.
We didn't get to it yet.
Hold on.
Period.
There is no way.
You saw it with all the stuff, the Epstein case, the other things we had to deal with.
There is no decision you're going to make that is going to make everybody happy.
And you have to deal with it.
If you're there to be liked, you're in the wrong job.
And that's why I left.
I was in that job for less than a year and I left.
That's why.
He's basically telling on himself again.
He's telling you why you shouldn't listen to him.
Not since Jordan Peterson put on a two different colored suit and went on Joe Rogan.
Have I seen cognitive dissonance on display to this degree?
Get out right away.
Third.
Hang on.
Let me play that again.
And you have to deal with it.
If you're there to be liked, you're in the wrong job.
Get out right away.
And that's what he did.
He got out right away because he knew he was trashing his reputation and he had to get out because he wasn't really doing what he said he would do.
And now he's back in his podcast studio, which is fine.
By the way, I used to like Dan Bongingo.
I have never trusted him because he wore a Constitution shirt.
And I'm like, you're listening to me.
I used to like watching his show.
I like that he was in on the Epstein stuff.
I liked it.
Whatever.
He departed.
He didn't go along with Russia, Ukraine, all that stuff.
But then he got power and he just turned.
And so this is him turning and him saying, if you want to be liked, it's not for you.
Get out right away.
That's what you did.
You mean liked by voters or the oligarchs who you want to be liked by more than the voters?
And that's why you're a punk.
Third, and this is probably the most important takeaway.
You're going to be misunderstood.
You're going to have a bunch of 18-year-old, you know, Washington Post writers with no experience in the real world at all commenting on your decisions you made with no background whatsoever as to why you made them.
I get it.
I mean, it's understandable.
They're not read in on these programs, but I'll address this with President Trump later, how he's making decisions on Greenland and the Donroe doctrine based on a president's daily brief he gets every day that these media people have no idea.
They don't even know what the freaking threats are.
Like, oh, that's a crazy decision.
How do you know?
I don't know.
I guessed.
I read it in a Charlie Brown encyclopedia with him.
You don't know shit.
You don't know anything.
Just be honest that you don't know.
You can have an opinion on it.
I'm not telling you, media people.
I'm not telling you, media people, not to have an opinion.
Have an opinion.
Great.
It's a Constitutional Republic.
But just be honest that you don't know shit.
And he does.
He's read in on all this stuff.
So you're going to be misunderstood because there are things even now, obviously, I'm not going to be able to talk about.
So let me just stop it for a second and say, so what he's basically telling you is that the only people who can speak with authority on any news item to deal with the government is people who are currently in that government.
So now why should anybody watch your podcast?
Because now you're not in government anymore.
And what do you know?
You're just a dipshit like somebody working at the Washington Post or the New York Times or CNN.
And what do you know about it?
So you're describing yourself now.
So you were that.
I feel misunderstood.
Dan, you were that.
I feel misunderstood.
Dan, you were that guy before you took the deputy director job.
You were the guy you're describing right now.
You're saying it's just a Washington Post 18-year-old, but no, that was you because you were not in government.
And now you're out of government.
And now you're describing yourself again.
So again, this is the least.
You talk about lack of self-what is it?
Awareness?
Awareness.
I feel misunderstood because, Dan, I'm telling you, I don't know shit.
I'm actually, that's what we're all angry about.
Right.
We're all angry that we don't get to be briefed in after they child trafficked all American kids to benefit Israel, the place that you wake up every morning, in your words, the first thing on your mind.
What are you passionate about?
Protecting Israel.
I guess they're all mad because they thought you'd be passionate about justice for, you know, Americans because you're in the fucking FBI.
Like, am I misunderstood here?
There are ongoing cases and other things, and you guys didn't pay me, the taxpayer, to go in there and come out here and try to be some like, you know, superhero.
You paid me to do the right thing.
And the right thing involves keeping custody over information.
So you're going to be misunderstood about stuff.
Keep, did you hear how he said that, Kurt?
He said, you paid me to keep custody over information.
And you know who talks like that?
Guys who are in the deep state.
That's what that talks.
That's what I'm saying.
Or Dilbert, God rest his soul.
Or Dilbert.
That's exactly right.
I trust Trump to lie to me.
I trust that the CIA, I know that they're lying to protect me.
So I have to trust Trump that when he's lying, he's lying for my own benefit.
That's what this sounds like.
Custody?
Yeah.
I'm Dan Bongino's girlfriend.
He's cheating on, and he's going to gaslight me like I'm some dingbat.
That's what that talk is.
He gets all passionate and he trails off at the end with the bad part.
That's the custody of information.
I think you should lose custody, dip shit.
What do you think of that, Don Ben?
I was watching our good friend who's coming up, Do Dissonance, and they made that point about, yeah, that's what a guy in the deep state would say.
That's an exact, I'm like, yes, that's exactly right.
Why are you back, Dan?
This is for custody of information?
No, that's not what we, that's not why we wanted you to go in there.
That's not what we paid you for to go in there and have custody over the information.
Pete Asplund's Custody Debate 00:08:23
Not only did I not, that's not what anybody wanted.
I have never, literally never heard the phrase, and I'm into this shit.
Have never heard the phrase custody of information until this night.
Until this moment.
Until you just said it.
You fucking round-headed donkey-kong fucking traitor motherfucker.
Shut up, Dan.
Custody information.
Cussy, my balls in your mouth.
I love how he says that you can't make anybody, everybody happ.
The only people that he needs to make happy are the ones that were dancing outside a van on 9-11.
Take custody of that, your fucking shin, Dan, you bitch.
And then nothing happened.
What I have learned has shocked me down to my core.
We cannot run a republic like this.
I'll never be the same after learning what I've learned.
And then nothing happened.
But, Jimmy, he's a single parent of information.
Give him a break.
He's got custody of information.
He's got a raise on his own.
Oh, my God.
What an asshole.
He's got to raise that information.
He's got to raise that information as a single parent now.
Dan, suck my dick for your service, Mo Volga.
How about that?
Here he is.
Yeah.
That's what he's doing to Dave Smith in his head right now.
This is karate, man.
What does he do?
Double leg.
The double.
The jump kick.
The sidekick.
He moves like a puppet in Team America.
If Dave Smith were here right now, what would be so hilarious is Dan Bongino is acting exactly like Luis J. Gomez in the same situation.
I swear to you, Lewis would be shadow boxing.
The roundhouse.
The tie kick.
But this would be funnier about it, but it's the same thing.
Look at his face.
Why would you make him the deputy director of anything?
He seems like he should be working with puzzles and shit like that.
So here's what Pete Asplund said.
It's quite a name.
He said, so now he's crying that it was too hard.
Based on his show's content previous to his stint as the figurehead assistant director, he already knew what he would be up against and he claimed he knew how to fix it.
He was boldly pronouncing every day that he had answers and he had the resolve and fortitude to get it done.
Then he promptly failed on every front and started whining about anyone who demanded he provide some semblance of effective leadership.
Instead, it was all tweets and complaints every day.
No action, no results.
Nobody should be listening to his show now.
If he wants to tell us the truth, then he can go on Tucker Carlson or the real Candace Owen or Jimmy Dore or even Joe Rogan and give us some facts.
Otherwise, it's all just broken promises and false bravado.
That's exactly what it is.
But long story short, both Hawk Tua and Logan were more believable after their crypto rug pulls than Dan Bongierno.
Yeah, the Paul brothers, Jake and Logan Paul, are more believable apologizing for a rug pull than this big-headed asshole.
I mean, Pete Asplund did it really well, I think.
For several years, he did nothing but sit in front of a camera, biting ankles and throwing popcorn.
That's what he did for years on his show.
And now you're going back to doing that.
That very thing.
Biting ankles and throwing popcorn.
That's what you're doing now.
My vote doesn't count, and I don't have enough money for more than popcorn, Dan.
Once he had a chance to roll up his sleeves and do something meaningful, he covered under, he cowered under pressure and turned into a Shabbos goi for Epstein and the elite.
Wow.
In fairness, he told us he was a Shabbos goi before.
He did tell us that.
I didn't listen to him.
I didn't listen.
I didn't want to think that.
I didn't want to think that either.
They both did, Kumar and him.
And I remember when we did the show, Kumar said something we all liked, and then the very next thing was insane.
And I remember you were like, well, I like this and I don't like this.
But I guess that was the indicator.
It wasn't going to be what anybody wanted.
So we were never in a position where we were selected to take that job.
So that's when he says, what were you doing?
Nothing.
Don't think I didn't try to get you a job, Dan.
We were never in a position where we were selected to take that job.
We all depended on him to do what we had no power to do.
He was awarded a position to actually do something, but instead, he's mad at all of us for asking questions.
That's just so defensive.
And why?
I've lost interest in him.
He's not real to me anymore.
Yeah, well, great job, Dano.
Tell your handlers, it ain't going to work out the thing.
What?
Yeah, like what?
What's what's like what?
What does he expect us to do?
What, what, what does he want us to form our own tax-funded police agency to investigate the highest security crime in recent memory?
Is that what he wants us to do?
Uh, he joined the FBI, saw horrible things, pretended everything was okay, left, and now he's mad at everyone.
He's back on his show yelling and insulting random people.
Is this some kind of new entertainment style?
He just hates Dave Smith.
I'm telling you, Dave Smith has really kicked, really kicked a hornet's nest on this one.
Yeah.
Well, his numbers are sliding like a tractor trailer in a blizzard.
There's not going to be any justice about any of this Epstein files.
No, so don't worry.
What there is going to be is some beautiful I told you so's from me to everyone I know.
Some people know I'm going to give them one, but I don't hold it back, Jimmy.
I want to let it build up.
I'm going to tantric, I told you so.
Oh, they know who they are, and you're going to get out.
I told you so, so hard.
You know, when I try to, I told you so, the people over COVID, they're zombies.
They just, it does not penetrate, it doesn't penetrate.
They're just zombied because they can't handle the lie that they were told.
They can't handle the enormity of it.
They can't handle that everybody they trusted lied to them.
And they can't handle that they believed it and went along with it and that they acted like monsters themselves.
That's when you talk to anybody about COVID.
That's what it's, it's, there's no satisfaction who can handle it, Jimmy.
I mean, if I think of just myself, the things that I handle now that look at me now.
I'm a QA, I'm quirk the QAnon shaman from the level of what I cannot even believe shit turned out to be, but I'm not going to, I don't want to hear that.
I don't want to be blackpilled.
I don't say that pill shit.
Everybody drop the big pharma shit.
Okay.
It's not nihilism to not believe in a system that traffics your kids to stop believing it.
That's not nihilism, everyone.
I don't know what, much like grifting, nobody knows what that means, I guess.
But all that pill talk, are you red and black pilled and bloop blop?
They're prescribing you the language to use.
It's ridiculous.
You can't look at a thing and say it sucks when it sucks.
You got to always look at your neighbor.
The neighborhood message is the most important message of this whole show.
I always thought, stop hating your neighbor.
It's time to not think it's just forces of nature and the gods.
That's the people doing it.
They're here.
Look at them laughing and laughing at you.
Stop being an idiot.
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Democrats Cover-Up Epstein 00:15:25
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So, you know, how Donald Trump is in the Epstein files?
Yes.
And it's really salacious, damning stuff that's in the Epstein files.
So they haven't released 3 million of them.
And so you have to think that the stuff that they haven't released yet is even worse.
And so my theory about, I don't know if I've told you this yet, Kurt, but my theory about why Trump always brags that Marion Adelson has bribed him.
And so he works for her because she gave him $250 million.
We gave him the Golden Heights.
We did that.
They come to that.
He sounded kind of bitter about it.
It sounded like a backhanded compliment.
Yeah, and he's like, wow, these son of a bitches own me, right?
But anybody says it.
And the reason, I'm like, well, why even for Trump, you wouldn't want to admit that.
But my theory is that the stuff that's in that the Mossad has on him or Benjamin Netanyahu, the blackmail they have, is, and that's really why he's doing all this stuff.
And so he wants people to think it's because he's been paid off because he's almost proud of being paid off.
Look, I got $250 million for nothing.
And of course.
I think that's a great theory.
I think it's a fantastic theory, as a matter of fact.
Thank you.
So he's all over these.
So I'll just give you a brief, the reason, because he has a response.
So Trump has, he responded today to these releases.
I personally witnessed defendant Trump telling plaintiff that she shouldn't ever say anything if she didn't want to disappear like the 12-year-old female and that he was capable of having her whole family killed.
Stuff like this, right?
And that's an affidavit.
I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true.
So there's also this.
There's defendant Trump.
Please, someone asked him, please wear a condom.
He said he violently struck the plaintiff in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted and refused to wear protection.
He threw money at her and said, get an abortion.
So this is the kind.
So there's all kinds of stuff.
He's in the, it's really.
Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy, can I ask you something?
So the Democrats were in power and had this, okay?
Yes.
Instead of putting this out, and these are just allegations.
We don't know they're true, but why didn't they put this out instead of the nonsense thing?
About Russia Gate?
About Eugene Carroll.
Right.
So there's real allegations that have been around a while, but why didn't they put them out?
Because they're also guilty of that.
So they had to make up new shit.
So as fan, you know, it's just allegations, but I find it highly suspicious the whole FBI who created a fake Russia story.
They went to the trouble of that when they had this gold they could have smeared it.
Right.
That's it.
Don't make no sense, does it?
No, when you put it like that, it don't make no sense.
You are correct.
I'm a shaman, you know.
Yeah, I know.
You're right.
It does not make any sense.
And so there's some, you know, you know, what I used to joke, I used to say was that why did it take them so long to impeach Trump?
Because they had to find a crime he committed that they also weren't complicit in.
That's why.
That's why they're cocky about it on the Midas Touch channels.
Oh, Trump looks really bad in this.
Yo, these motherfuckers are all the diddy things, those Misles brothers.
But they know that they can, because the scope of how bad it is, and they're all involved, it can never be disclosed.
So it was just a political, because there's no arrests, right?
We're still not going to have.
There's going to be no arrests.
No, you're right.
So the whole point of this is I wanted to show you.
So there's way tons of damning stuff in here.
I could keep reading.
Online complaint responded that she was a victim and witness to S trafficking ring at the Trump golf course in Rancho Palo Verde, California between 95 and 96.
Complaint and reported Ghislaine Maxwell as the madam and broker for sex parties, clients of whom include Epstein, Robin Leach, and Donald Trump.
So there's all kinds of stuff.
So there's even, I'll read you one more.
Caller reported in 87, a friend was out drinking and ended up at the Trump Plaza.
Victim one saw Trump and wanted to meet him.
Unknown man approached her and offered to introduce her to Trump.
The unknown man gave victim one a drink, and victim one woke up naked and sore with $300 on the bed.
She didn't remember how she got to the room.
She remembered seeing a flash of Trump's face.
So there's really damning stuff in here.
So the stuff that they're still hiding makes you think it's even worse.
So that's what makes me think that about they could exonerate him by taking some of those black squares off of things.
Because he's innocent.
So here's Trump's response, Kurt.
I don't know if you've seen this.
So here's what he said.
Here's what he says.
He says, not only wasn't wasn't, not only wasn't I-friendly with Jeffrey Epstein, but based upon information that has just been released by the Department of Justice, you know, the Department of Justice that he oversees, Epstein and a sleazebag lying author named Michael Wolf conspired in order to damage me and or my presidency.
So much for the radical left's hope against Hope, some of whom I'll be suing.
Additionally, unlike so many people that like to talk trash, I never went to the infested island, but almost all of these crooked Democrats and their donors did.
Now, there's several things in there I want to point out.
So he said, so, well, first of all, he said it was a hoax, that the Epstein files, there's nothing to him.
It's a hoax.
He had his FBI chief say that there was no, they weren't being trafficked.
So now we all know because of what they released, we all know he was lying when he said it was a hoax.
And so now he's going to do that thing that Brigitte Macron did with Candace Owen.
He's going to focus in on one little thing and try to expose that as being false and pretend it's all about this one little thing instead of all the things that are in the and him saying it was a hoax when it wasn't, his FBI chief saying there was nobody trafficked, all this stuff, right?
And every time he speaks of Ghislaine Maxwell, he speaks of her like, I really like her.
I hope she does well.
I hope she's doing, he's always saying nice.
I wish her well.
I wish her well.
She's even more important than Epstein.
He better wish her well.
Yeah.
And he, and then he gets her moved to a cushy prison, right?
Even if the Rothschilds demand it.
If she's even in a prison, right?
So that's the first thing, right?
So now he's trying to make, it's all about this Michael Wolf lying.
It's all about, so he wants everyone to focus on that.
Look at this, don't look at that, right?
So that's what the number one thing is.
And then the number two, and then part of that is I'm going to sue everybody, these lefties.
So he tries to make it into a, so he's trying to keep his base happy.
It's not me, it's them.
And so that's the second thing.
But so if it's a hoax, why would he say he never went to the infested Epstein Island if it's a hoax?
So you know that the island is infested, so it's a horrible place where they're doing dark stuff.
Why would you say that it was a hoax then?
So again, everything he's saying.
Why are you protecting those crooked Democrats and their donors?
Right.
You know who they are.
We don't get to know, but you get to know, supposedly.
Exactly.
So why don't you protect them?
You're worse than them for protecting them.
Exactly.
So now you're doing a cover.
So you've been doing a cover-up on this whole thing.
You know it's a cover-up because you called it an infested island.
Thank you for explaining how it works, Trump, by the way.
I do appreciate that.
Thank you for explaining that, look, you're all above us.
We're just a chattel of all of the important people.
And like, hey, they're just as dirty as me.
And obviously they're my same class, so I will never prosecute any of them.
Obviously, I'm part of the new world order, so I'm not going to prosecute them.
But don't be mad at me.
I'm the good side of this garbage system.
And you're right.
And the point about, well, you've had this information, Trump, so you know who those crooked Democrats are.
How come you're not prosecuting them?
Where's the wood chipper?
There are a lot of pedos and no wood chipper.
What happened?
Steve Bannon told me that a lot of people better get a lawyer because there's going to be a lot of prosecutions.
Where are they?
Where are they?
There are no prosecutions.
And so that's so he's, so Trump is completely this tweet, or if he put it wherever he put this up, this is him shitting the bed.
I mean, he's telling on himself.
Trump is telling on himself in this tweet.
He's contradicting everything he ever said before.
And now he's trying to make a completely different case, which blows up his earlier case, which reveals him to be a guy covering up the Epstein files.
It's amazing.
It's like when that guy Vlad that I did the podcast with, who's friends with Zelensky, I go, hey, let me do Coke with you if you got Zelensky Coke to be fun, you know?
And he goes, oh, he goes, he stopped doing that once he became.
You know how people stopped doing Coke when they got a story.
You just admitted that he did it.
You just admitted he was a Cokehead to me, idiot.
No wonder they took the podcast down.
So, and as we know, that's when Cokeheads stop doing Coke when they have money and power and a lot of stress.
And a lot of stress.
That's when they stop Coke.
And so have you heard from your friend Vlad about why he took down that podcast and if he's ever going to go back?
Lev took it down because it was disrespectful to Vlad, and it was.
Okay.
That's why he said he took it down.
I think Vlad told him to take it down.
Yeah.
He did it.
Because I think it was to get me on because it was talking about Epstein files.
And then this guy Vlad from the Atlantic Council, I was talking to Max right after this.
Because he goes, Max Blumenthal's a scumbag.
Why?
Why is that?
Well, let's say Max is.
I don't care.
What did he lie to me about?
Anybody that knows anything is probably a scumbag.
Are you not a scumbag?
Like, they had nothing to tell me.
They always want to make it.
And they said this to me verbally.
They want to make it about the personality and not the thing they're saying.
That's right.
Not their actions.
And yo, that's done.
Everybody's sick of that shit because everything's crumbling.
So you're not going to be able to push that no more.
And the boomer motherfuckers have always been able to push it that way because the post-World War II rules-based order generation are trauma-based, mind-controlled.
Turns out Joe Rogan is in the Epstein files.
Lawrence Krauss, I've been talking about it.
But before I get to that, I want to show you my Joe and Norman Finkelstein are my two favorites that are in the Epstein files.
Why?
Because here's what Norman Finkelstein said.
He gets invited, and he then, he then, when he emails back, he gives Harvard law professor Alan Dersowitz was around Epstein frequently.
Dersowitz was so comfortable with the SEX that was going on that he would even come and chat with Epstein while I was giving oral to Epstein.
Guy's a good lawyer, right?
That's a good lawyer.
So Norman Finkelstein put that in his response to being invited.
And then he said, my guess is if Epstein put your daughter, put your daughter at age 15 in such a position, you wouldn't publicly describe him as a friend, a person of integrity.
In fact, I would hope that you'd promptly throttle both Epstein and Dershowitz.
That was it.
That guy Vlad told me that Finkelstein's a real weirdo.
Oh, yeah, he's a real weirdo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, because the guy who's told the truth about Israel and their genocidal mindset.
Yeah.
So he's the, yeah, Candace Owens crazy.
He's a weirdo.
Anybody who thinks Seth Rich is a conspiracy theorist, everybody, it's the same stuff.
That's all they got.
So here, let's go to Rogan.
Now, Rogan is my second favorite.
I texted you these emails way back when when he showed them to me.
Really?
Yes.
He told me, he goes, Lawrence Krauss was trying to get him there.
This is after the first arrest, okay?
Yeah.
So Joe looked the guy up and he's like, wait, this guy has like weird pedo charges.
He goes, oh, I assure you, he's not a pedophile.
And he was trying to lure him to meet Woody Allen.
He goes, neither is Woody Allen, who also wants to meet you.
So this is from September 24th, 2017.
Hey, it is wild.
Like Damascus.
How are things?
This is from Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Krauss.
How are things?
I saw you did the Joe Rogan show.
Can you introduce me?
I think he's funny.
From my friend Arnold Felcoff, my diving instructor and friend.
Since he is the reason I know you, I felt it appropriate to pass this on.
If there's anything you need, Ari underwater at your island.
I'm sure he could use the work.
P.S. had a meeting on the 10th anniversary yesterday.
It's going to be amazing.
So this is from Lawrence Krauss to Epstein.
Epstein writes back, I saw you did Joe Rogan.
Can you introduce me?
I think he's funny.
Okay, here.
By the way, Lawrence Krauss harassed Joe about it.
I think Lawrence Krauss was ordered to go try to get Joe.
Yeah, I bet.
I bet he was.
So there it is, bigger, so you can see it.
The next thing is Epstein asks Lawrence Krauss to introduce him.
So we already saw this, right?
Things are hectic.
So sorry for not getting back to you earlier.
Sorry to hear about the upheavals, but I know that you take these things in stride.
I will reach out to Rogan.
I think I have his email, or at least his producer's email.
He lives and works in L.A.
So that's him responding to Jeffrey Epstein.
So this is funny because what Joe just showed me is his correspondence with Lawrence Krauss.
So this is the other side of it of what was going on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was Epstein trying to, it was like some trick to try to rehab the guy.
In an email between Epstein and Lawrence Krauss, Epstein states, if he wants, Rogan can have dinner with Woody Allen on Friday.
Worth mentioning that this email was dated September 24th, 2017, after Krauss appeared on Joe Rogan experiences in March.
So here it is from my friend Arnold Felcoff, my diving instructor.
So then he writes back, Jeffrey Epstein says, if he wants, Rogan can have dinner with Woody Allen on Friday.
That's September.
So this is their email thread.
What a privilege.
Let me see back to sorry about Rogan so far.
He seems more timid than I would have thought.
Yeah, they always think he's some like dickhead and that he's like cool with like awful people like that.
They always assume, because he's dude, bros, you'll just come because it's fuck island, you know?
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And they're all surprised that he's not like that.
So apparently this is Rogan saying no.
That was Rogan had said no.
Sorry about Rogan so far.
He seems more timid than I would have thought.
He means he doesn't want to go to the Epstein Island.
He doesn't want to go hang out with Woody Allen and a bunch of other PDF files at Epstein Island, Joe Rogan.
And not only that, afterwards, when it got real bad with Epstein, so this is before the second arrest, Lawrence Krauss kept hammering Joe.
He was like stalking Joe email.
You need to get back to me, where it felt like not any explicit threat, but it felt threatening.
It sounded desperate from the emails that I saw.
So, and I always knew that guy was a creep.
He's got a bad.
All the physicists, by the way, almost all of them have a terrible reputation and really bad things about them.
So you you you have you're privy to the Joe Rogan side of these emails is what you're saying.
Yeah, and I sent it to you that very night.
I sent you the one.
I don't remember this.
I know.
And Jimmy, you know that Erica Kirk attended Arizona State.
Yes.
And that's where Lawrence Krauss was.
And Lawrence Krauss, also prominent professor at ASU, he eventually was removed because of sexual misconduct.
He's been accused of sexual misconduct by multiple colleagues and students, according to BuzzFeed article.
And this is from an article on February 2018.
Well, that would make sense then.
Plus, he's an atheist, so he doesn't have to worry about going to hell for what he's doing.
Well, they tell me not telling you what they are.
So can you tell me?
Can you tell me?
I don't want you to breach a confidence that Joe Rogan gave you, but what can you tell us anything about those emails?
Yeah, it was first inviting him, then Joe going, I just looked him up, and the guy's in jail for underage prostitutes.
Oh, I assure you, that's just the media.
He's no pedophile.
And neither is Woody Allen, who also wants to meet you.
I swear to God, that's Joe.
I probably have it in my phone.
I'll dig it up and find it for you.
He texted to me so I can send it to you.
So I didn't even think about this until you just showed this, dude.
But this is the other side of their emails trying to get Joe.
So all the dumb shits talking bad about Joe, like Norrin Finkelstein, he bothered to give a shit about this, where all these other people did not.
Is that interesting?
Yes, that is very interesting.
And people conveniently forget all the things Joe Rogan got right about COVID.
And harp on it.
COVID, especially.
When nobody tells you, and they dragged him through the mud like I've never seen happen before.
And now you have pieces of garbage like Fredo Cuomo saying, yeah, it turns out Joe Rogan was right.
And we were the ones pushing propaganda and lying to you about, well, he'll never say that, that he was the one lying.
He's saying we were lied to about Iver Mecton.
That's why you're supposed to look into it.
That's why you're a journalist and you're supposed to look into Iver Mecton.
It takes a two-second Google search to find out they were lying about Iver Mecton, but nobody will do it, especially the news people, because you're paid not to do it.
That's it through their heads how it works.
Rogan is, he didn't do a crazy amount of research or something.
He did the bare minimum of asking questions everyone should ask.
That's not like genius to do that.
These people are so inept and so unqualified and so evil that irregular people, you doing your thing in your garage, they've all absconded from responsibility because they all just serve the system.
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So that's why someone would rather watch a jerk off in their garage.
I know I would.
So I guess the headline on this one would be that there's certain evidence that suggests that Jeffrey Epstein isn't dead.
And there's nothing that I wouldn't believe about this case.
I wouldn't dismiss anything.
I certainly don't dismiss this.
And so why do I say this?
Well, because in the Epstein files, as Heather C. says, this is huge.
The individual who anonymously posted on 4chan the morning of Epstein's death, August 10th, 2019, claiming he witnessed weird happenings at the prison before Epstein's death, has been identified in the Epstein files.
Roberto Gravalva, an officer at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York, has been identified as the anonymous prison employee who posted on 4chan claiming Epstein left his cell Friday evening, shackled in a medical wheelchair, while at the same time, an unauthorized trip van arrived at the prison, which he believes took Epstein away that night before the news broke of his death.
The day after Epstein's death, U.S. Attorney Jeffrey Berman of the Southern District of New York opened a grand jury proceeding and subpoenaed 4chan, Apple, ATT, and Citibank for records aiming to uncover Gravalia's identity following the anonymous 4chan post.
Gravalia's name is not redacted on his bank records included in the SDNY subpoena response from the Citibank for his 4chan post and ties to the same prison officer, Roberto Grajalva, whose statements were released as part of the prison's investigation into Epstein's death.
This is huge.
We now have validation.
The 4chan post from 8-10, August 10th, 2019 is a legitimate eyewitness account from the MCC prison officer that Epstein may have been switched out before news broke of his alleged suicide.
And so here, it's like I've been saying, it looks like easy money to be a lookalike until that one job that you don't want shows up.
They say it's Bourdain.
I don't know if that's true, but that's who they say they switched him with.
So not saying anything after this, please do not try to dox me.
But last night after 0415 count, they took him medical in a wheelchair from front cuffed, but not one triage nurse says they spoke to him.
Next thing we know, a trip van shows up.
We do not do releases on the weekends unless a judge orders it.
Next thing we know, he's put in a single man cell and hangs himself.
Here's the thing: the trip van did not sign in, and we did not record the plate number, and a guy in a green dress military outfit was in the back of the van, according to the tower guy who let him through the gate.
You guys, I am shaking right now, but I think they switched him out.
Yeah.
It's so hard to believe.
So, not hard to believe at all.
Kurt was being sarcastic.
Sorry, I apologize.
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Thanks.
I appreciate the sarcasm.
And so here we go.
Not saying anything after.
So this is it.
That's him, and that's how it's in the files.
That's what I just read to you.
There it is.
Signatory details for Roberta Gravalda.
There it is.
Let's keep going.
This is, there it is, United Metropolitan Correctional Center memorandum.
Gravalda.
On Friday, August 9th, 2019 at approximately 1:15 p.m., Rivalda passed on to the oncoming staff, member Officer Davis, and present shift staff, shake hair, and officer joyner, that inmate Rays was going WAB and possibly may not return.
Also, the inmate Epstein will be needing a cellmate upon arrival from his attorney visit.
So here is, I don't know if you've seen this, Kurt, but I stumbled across this on the Twitters.
And so I've seen things like this before, and I never looked into them until I found about this guard saying this stuff.
Yeah.
So they say this is the picture of Jeffrey Epstein.
that they said is Jeffrey Epstein when he died.
This is actually Jeffrey Epstein.
And you can see that they have a different nose.
Not only that.
His nose settled when he died.
Not only that, but they have a different ear.
So the dead guy's ear goes like this.
Jeffrey Epstein's goes like that.
So one goes up, one goes down.
You don't think the hanging from the bed sheets adjusted his ears?
So here's a closer look.
That's dead Epstein.
This is live Epstein.
Not the same people.
Different nose, different ear.
Well, there's the dead Epstein's ear, and here's the live Epstein's ear.
Do you see the difference?
That's a big difference.
Also, the nose is different.
So now I'm not, again, I'm not a doctor.
So I don't know if people's ears change when they die.
I don't know if people's noses change when they die.
Maybe they do.
But now we know that there's a plausible and a credible assertion that Jeffrey Epstein got switched out and he's actually not dead, which is what I thought, but I dismissed it in my own head.
I'm like, I bet that.
No.
Yeah.
They switched out.
And he's probably living on an island somewhere right now that we don't know where it is.
So I'm not saying that is a fact.
I can't, but I'm saying I wouldn't dismiss it.
Oh, I bet all my world coin on it, all my Sam Altman world coin that it is a fact.
First of all, I said yesterday or Monday, if Epstein's dead, then he worked for Massad.
If he's alive, Masad worked for him.
And the reason I say it's true is because he's the representative of the Rothschild family.
That's why BB's got to send torture videos to him.
Okay.
Remember his other email that people put together that Tommy Beebe?
Oh, what a surprise.
Oh, I need to see more evidence.
I couldn't believe something like that.
So basically, he's not some working class kid from Coney Island.
That's a big bullshit story.
The Epstein family names, an old family name.
And in the files, it tells you about it.
I can't remember which Rothschild.
She goes, yeah, so apparently Hitler stayed in that poorhouse, you know, when he was an artist, and it was run by the Rothschilds, the Epsteins, and some other name.
And it turned out to be true.
Like, yeah.
So what happens is these sick fucking families, Candace is talking about, they always give a kid up to the network for the thing to advance their family.
And the real payment, and my friend Nathan told me this, you don't, the payment is you don't get wealth.
If you want to start your own kingdom, they give you the black book of contacts.
That's the important thing to have.
And he was talking about his family, but what was the big thing Epstein had?
Oh, yeah, the black book.
And then you're supposed to go out and earn on your own, like a hoodlum or a gangster.
That's what that is.
So, yeah, no, he wasn't a poor working class kid.
He wasn't no genius.
He was the Rothschild's representative.
That's why he would be on the trilateral commission at the age of 30.
Do you remember yourself at 30?
Right.
You think you would sit on that?
On the trilateral.
Yeah, I know.
And Epstein, I sound way smarter than him.
He sounds like a jerk off in interviews.
He don't sound at all impressive.
So clearly, he is the representative of the Rothschilds at the Trilateral Commission, just like they send people to Bilderberg, and there's even bigger names than them that you never get to hear.
He's a rep. That's why he's more important than Israel itself, because the Rothschilds, as you know, are why Israel exists.
The Balfour Declaration, et cetera.
Oh, that's correct.
They don't live there, do they?
Were they dying to go home?
No.
They want it there because they're fucked up people.
Now we're going to be inundated with the conspiracy theories about this.
Like he secretly had Macron's vagina and they had to move him to a woman's facility.
Oh, I didn't even think of that, Jimmy.
Maybe Macron's had a vagina the whole time, and it wasn't that his wife had a dick.
What a twist.
he's got a vagina and he's dead only to his parents.
You know, Thomas Massey and Ro Khanna, they coauthored that bill that passed unanimously and Trump signed it that forced the department of justice to Pam Bondi to release the Epstein files.
They've only released half of them.
They released 3 million and the other.
And now we were told it was a hoax.
Donald Trump said it was a hoax.
But now we know there's a lot to it and there's a lot of people in trouble today.
I think somebody, was it the prime minister of Romania already resigned?
So there's a lot of stuff.
There's a lot of fallout coming from this.
There's an arrest in England for it.
None here.
Really?
Is there an arrest in England?
Yeah, they've been talking about all day.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I don't know why there would be.
It makes no sense.
I mean, why pay?
So here's what Thomas Massey, he tweeted this out.
Here it is.
That is wrong.
Do not let the Senate muck this bill up.
And if you are, if you're a party to that in the Senate, you are part of this cover-up that we are trying to expose.
I am sorry if one of your billionaire donors is going to get embarrassed because he went to Rape Island.
That is what they have coming.
In fact, they need to be on the other side of bars, a lot of them.
Some of them will be embarrassed, but some of them need to go to prison.
And the survivors know that.
So how will we know if this bill has been successful?
We will know when there are men, rich men, and handcuffs being perp walked to the jail.
And until then, this is still a cover-up.
Wow.
Well, rich men being perk walked into jail.
I think we're going to see pharmaceutical companies go organic and do all herbal remedies before we witness that.
So that's Thomas Massey's response to the latest dump of 3 million Epstein files, and he tweets that out.
He tweeted that out February 1st.
How will we know if this bill is successful when we see rich men being perk walked in handcuffs in the jail?
Until then, it's still a cover-up.
They're founded by human traffickers.
I'm sorry to tell everybody.
Your founding fathers are human traffickers.
That's what they are.
That's what they were.
So what do you think?
There will be no punishment until people stop participating and stop consenting.
It's going to go on forever.
In fact, watch nothing happen and the boldness with which they do worse things now.
When you say the founding fathers were traffickers, you mean because slave slaves?
That's called a human trafficking, having slaves.
Yeah.
They're not solid men of God, whatever you dumbasses think.
Did Washington have slaves?
Of course.
Thomas Jefferson, he had slaves.
Shane's got a good book about it.
In fact, I didn't even think of it that way until Shane, no, no, not book, his joke.
He goes, because he went to look at Martha's Vineyard, but you go in the slave chambers underground.
He goes, oh, yeah, that's right.
They were human traffickers.
Which they were.
Which they were.
That's right.
So shocked.
So until this happens, nothing will change.
That's what he's saying.
It's a bad time to be a body double for powerful people right now.
Tell them you got COVID and you can't come in if you're a body double.
And here, this is kind of funny.
Release the Epstein files, protect the Pedos.
Tough decision.
That's what you're getting.
Some masked IDF ice with rifles nudging me towards the protect the peddler.
And here's probably why we're never going to see them.
Because here's Catherine Austin Fitz.
She's going to tell you.
Remember, she talked about that $20 trillion that they have stolen from the U.S. government that nobody can account for.
And she says they're using it to build underground cities, which they are.
And all this other kind of stuff, $20 trillion.
Here's what she says.
I believe Epstein, yes, you were doing, you were doing, you were building control files using sex entrapment.
But I think the bigger picture, you were doing big money laundering.
So 21 trillion disappeared from DOD and HUD over the period that Epstein was operating.
He went to the White House his first time in the White House.
Rubin, who became Secretary of Treasury, took him, I think, in 1994.
And then Rubin goes to Treasury.
Money starts disappearing.
And then, you know, Epstein is ballooning fantastic amounts of money.
So I think Epstein was laundering the money that was coming out of DOD.
And if you look at his relationships with Mossad and Israeli intelligence, when Mossad is taking over DOD and the money's going missing, and we know the cybersecurity and IT and the Israeli sort of constellation was very active, you know, in government at that time.
So I just think if you let the files out, people are going to connect the dots between Epstein, Mossad, the growing power of Israel, AIPAC, and then where did their pension fund money go?
And they're going to start connecting to the dots.
I mean, here's the thing.
The institution that laundered $20 trillion one way or the other is the same institution that ran Operation Warp Speed that poisoned, disabled, and bankrupted millions of Americans.
Do we really think that's a coincidence?
I don't.
I think if the Epstein files come out, people are going to start connecting too many dots.
And you could literally see the ramifications to the financial system are dramatic.
So there's another reason why you're not going to, because everybody's in on it, right?
The CIA, the Mossad, the Department of Defense, Department of Secretaries of Treasury.
They're all in on it.
That's why you're not going to.
So that's why you probably.
Well, you know how who was the royal family member?
Prince Andrew, how his name got released, how everybody knew about Prince Andrew?
You want to know why?
Because he crossed Israel.
Ex-President Ribland, Queen Elizabeth, believed that every Israeli was either a terrorist or a son of a terrorist.
And so they, so now the speculation is that's why they're like, oh, yeah, you want to do that?
We're going to reveal that somebody inside your royal family is, we have blackmail on him.
And that's what that was all about.
So that's why, of all the Epstein PDF files, he was the one that we know about because Israel was sending a message to the royal family, we've got you.
You better watch it.
And so that's the speculation anyway.
Makes sense, right, Kurt?
Okay.
Yeah, of course it makes sense.
I just got my friend Sean Patrick Hazlitt from the Through a Glass Darkly show that I did.
I'm in the Epstein files.
I just found out.
You know why?
No.
Because somebody was telling Jeffrey Epstein he's got to go to the comedy seller to see Dave Attell's underground, some comedy center taping I did with Big J.
They go, oh, it's to Jeff E.
I just sent it to you, dude.
Oh, really?
I don't know who sent him the thing, but that's twice.
So this makes sense, right, Kurt?
That this would be.
Of course.
First of all, they're Nazi.
Prince Philip, have you ever heard the things that's come out of his mouth?
She was sig heiling as a child.
There's photos you could see of it.
So, of course, these are Germans.
You know that, right?
They're not British.
They're Germans.
So of course they're going to do that to them.
Even though people like Henry Kissinger is also like, they're still, you know, the Zionist fascist party.
They were always kind of cool with the Nazis and they act like them.
But yeah, of course they're going to do that.
What do you think Argentina, they're going to do that, burn their land.
Of course they're going to do that.
They're going to do them extra because of World War II, right?
They hit Nazis there.
Okay, so I wanted to show you that.
I wanted to show you that's Thomas Massey's reaction.
This bill won't be successful until rich guys are perk walked.
And here's, now you know why it's not going to happen.
$20 trillion.
He was there money laundering.
Not only was he getting blackmail on people to control them, the control grid, as she refers to it, but they were laundering $20 trillion.
And now you know why Prince Andrew is in the hot seat and everybody knows about Prince Andrew.
It was because they were sending a message to the royal family because the queen was not on board with Israel or Mossad.
In fact, if you look down here, it says the queen refused to accept any Israeli official into Buckingham Palace, apart from international locations.
Because she was right.
Oh, Andrew was the idiot who would still hang out with him.
And so there you go.
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