The political world has been upended by the fatal shooting of Renee Nicole Good by ICE agents on a residential street in Minneapolis during a tense confrontation captured on multiple videos. Guest host Chris Keene and Americans' Comedian Kurt Metzger dispute DHS and President Trump's claims that the shooting was justifiable on self-defense grounds, arguing that Good was attempting to flee rather than intentionally run over an agent, while also criticizing her decision to drive off in a chaotic, armed encounter. They condemn the use of masked, allegedly undertrained ICE agents operating in neighborhoods, saying the policy environment created an unnecessary and dangerous situation that predictably led to loss of life. The segment closes by highlighting political fallout, including criticism from Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, escalating federal enforcement actions in the Twin Cities, and broader concerns about accountability, policing standards, and immigration enforcement tactics. Plus segments on Zionist billionaire Paul Singer making a killing over the Venezuela conflict, Marco Rubio threatening a military takeover of Greenland and Rubio's wet dream of "liberating" Cuba. Also featuring Russell Dobular, Max Blumenthal and Mike MacRae. And a phone call from JD Vance!
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Ice agents fatally shoot woman in Minneapolis.
Not good.
You know, the show has been so fun and happy so far.
Well, I don't know what she, what was the story?
I don't know the story to it.
How do I know if I like this woman or not?
And here we go.
All right.
So, update, she is dead.
Federal ICE agents, aka Trump's Gestapo, have just murdered a woman in Minneapolis.
This was not self-defense, as DHS is claiming.
She was not trying to ram anyone.
She was fleeing for her life and she was murdered.
And here we have video of the incident.
Dude, what the f- I can't tell what happened.
It's fucking shit.
Dude, you did a murder for what?
So it's kind of hard to see in that video.
We have another video that actually shows it, but overall, I just can't even believe this is happening.
None of these people should even be here.
You know, this shouldn't be happening at all.
This is just a crazy situation.
Masked cops.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Goddamn HBO watchmen.
Yeah.
Exactly.
The fact that we're even arguing about this incident is beside the point.
This is crazy.
Like, this is not— I get securing the borders.
I get that.
And having logical immigration reform.
But this is insanity.
Like Kurt said, masked cops, people shooting in the street, people screaming.
It's just, of course, something like this is bound to happen when you have a situation like that going on.
Here's a video that shows what happened much closer.
So they slow it down here.
Sorry, Kurt's passing gas.
Trying to make murder funny.
If they just thought they were in danger, they'll get away with it.
If they just thought they were in danger.
Yeah.
These aren't professional.
First of all, these aren't professional cops.
Don't forget they recruited them.
Why were they pulling her over?
Because this was a citizen, wasn't it?
Yes, she is a citizen.
Why were they pulling her over?
You know, I don't fully understand it.
I really don't.
I don't know what the law is, but why is she jetting her car away from them if she's why is he standing in front of the car?
Is that you would think you'd be trained to not do that, but well, who's standing in front of the car?
The ICE officer standing in front of the car.
Ironic to slip on ice.
So.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah, the guy.
But then he keeps shooting.
Like, even after she pulls away, he shoots through the window.
I mean, I'm not going to, I'll tell you right now, there ain't no way there's going to be a charge.
Oh, I would almost, yeah, I would almost guarantee that because, like you said, he can just claim that he was fearing for his life because, you know, she's pulling away and he thought.
And, you know, and just to play devil's advocate, if I was a human being in that situation and a car revved up right in front of me, maybe I would shoot too.
I have no idea.
I've never been in that situation, but you should be trained.
You have as much training as the guy that did that.
You have been trained.
Exactly.
Yeah.
As much as the ICE agents, remember, these are people.
They gave him a $50,000 signing bonus.
The reason they have masks on is to limit the accountability of that very idiotic move.
So, of course, I mean, with trained people, this shit happens.
What do you think is going to happen with these guys?
Right.
Yeah.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's not somebody in ICE who, by the way, is an illegal immigrant.
I wouldn't be surprised in the situation.
There's definitely like IDFs and shit in it.
It's a rotten fucking thing they set up.
But I don't understand why she's peeling away or why there's even a.
I don't know the full backstory either of why this woman was being confronted and pulling away.
I heard they were trying to claim that she was trying to attack them or something, but there's no breaking story, so we don't have all the info.
Look, right off the bat, if you do that, why is she revving her engine at all?
Okay.
I would never do that with a bunch, especially these Keystone cops.
I would never do that.
Stupid.
So I'm not going to.
That's a moronic thing that that lady did because she's a citizen.
So what is she running from them for?
I don't know either.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's stupid.
And it's not going to go down.
It ain't going to cause no riots.
It's not.
I hope not.
I really hope not.
Yo, they could traffic kids and not tell you who did it, and it didn't cause any riots.
You think this will cause it?
Yo, you're all punks.
And first of all, this isn't a thing I'd be out in the street for.
This looks like it could go either way to me.
I'm not going to call this murder other than the people that hired Keystone cops.
I mean, if you want to say something to them, I think the bigger point is that this shouldn't even exist.
This situation shouldn't even exist.
None of these people here should be involved in this.
This is not helping our country.
I don't know who this helps.
It's just creating situations like this.
It helps a lot of people.
It's job creation.
Here we have Trump has tweeted about this.
We have a tweet about it.
This is lie after lie after lie from the president.
A completely dishonest description of ICE shooting and killing a woman in Minneapolis.
Truly disgusting.
And here we have Trump.
I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis.
It is a horrible thing to watch.
The woman screaming was obviously a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting, who then violently, willfully, and viciously ran over the ICE officer who seems to have shot her in self-defense.
Okay, she didn't run over the ICE officer.
She was peeling away.
She turned her wheel away from the guy.
These officers should be trained to deal better with these things.
They're not.
That's actually, look, you said it yourself.
Why was he in front of her car?
Okay.
Yeah.
They should train him.
Now, for their own safety, they should train him not to do that.
But if he is in front of your car and it don't matter, he's not looking at your wheels.
If you start revving the engine, he's in front of your car and he's got a gun.
He's going to shoot you.
So the bottom line, I would imagine you'd be trained to not shoot somebody, especially fatally, even in that situation, because your job is to take care of the public.
You know, that's the whole point of law enforcement, right?
Is to take care of the public first, is it not?
Right.
But not if you think they're running you over.
It's not.
I mean, it's not.
Sure.
I just think that you should be trained to not be in that situation, first of all.
You didn't have time.
There's a lot of illegis here.
We got him.
2000.
Did you work at Staples?
And also, is there no way to shoot without it being fatal?
Is there no way to disarm?
No, that's absolutely stupid.
Very stupid.
Stupid people don't know shit.
Always say, I don't mean not you, but no, I mean, I don't know.
I'm not a cop.
I don't know.
You know, I don't know these things.
I just would imagine that there's training.
They don't take you to shoot the gun out of the hand if someone is threatening your life and you have the authority because the way it would be viewed, whether you like it or not, is you're literally going to run over the United States of America.
The authority has been designated that they can pull you over.
So anybody driving away or doing that, you're dumb to do it because they're allowed to shoot you.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know why that lady pulled away like that.
I wouldn't have a lot of people.
She's a dumb protester.
I don't know why they're not protesting the Epstein thing and they're worried about all the everybody's been probably because these straight-handed.
They're not because Epstein, it's not in your face.
These ICE officers are in their neighborhood coming to their houses, going into apartment buildings.
They're raiding neighborhoods.
So that's like in someone's face.
So it's much easier to do.
There's all white people complaining.
That wasn't their buildings.
Those are professional edges.
That's 100%.
Well, I'm just saying the difference between why people would be screaming or protesting about this versus Epstein.
Epstein is no one's Epstein files is not in your face every day in your neighborhood.
Well, also, I think they're all in on it.
Both the Democrats and the Republicans are all together on it.
That's the other thing.
For sure.
Yes, for sure.
Anyway, we'll finish Trump's tweet here.
I forget where I left off.
Based on the attached clip, it is hard to believe he is alive.
But really, he's trying to make it seem like this lady ran the guy over, which is not really what happened.
It's hard to believe he is alive, but is now recovering in the hospital.
The situation is being studied in its entirety, but the reason these incidents are happening is because the radical left is threatening.
It's the radical left is threatening, assaulting, and targeting our law enforcement officers and ICE agents on a daily basis.
Well, if this ridiculous situation with mass cops raiding apartment buildings or Home Depots wasn't happening, then no one would be doing that.
I mean, it's just a preposterous situation that has been created that I don't really see helping much.
It's hurting more than it's helping, I feel like.
They are just trying to do their job of making America safe.
Man, America feels so safe as we're getting gunned down in the street.
Can you feel how safe we are, folks?
This is well, I wouldn't hit the gas.
I put that on that.
That's kind of very stupid.
It don't matter if she didn't run him over.
She didn't run him over because he shot her, dude.
Is everybody dumb?
Yo, if you know a cop, look, I'm just telling you a thing, and anybody out there knows anything about policing.
If you're in front of the car at all and they gun it, they tell you to shoot.
Am I wrong about that?
I bet I'm not.
You're probably right.
I'm surprised that that idiot had enough training, like without any training, knew to shoot when somebody revved the goat thing at him.
But the other part of that, though, is that he kept shooting even after she told you to shoot till they stop.
So you're going to.
Well, my point is, he was out of danger and he kept shooting through the window when he was beside the car.
So he wasn't in any danger.
Now, you know, he's a human being.
Maybe his adrenaline's pumping.
I don't know.
But that happened very quickly.
I don't know anybody that would be like in that.
I mean, first of all, I couldn't even tell what was happening at first.
Then finally, when it slowed down, there's a guy in front of there.
That's like a couple of seconds.
Okay.
So, no, you're going to go pop up.
That's exactly how it would go down.
I'm not for the mass cop thing, but this ain't going to lead to no kind of BLM thing, is my prediction.
Probably not.
Trump finishes here.
Says we need to stand by and protect our law enforcement officers from this radical left movement of violence and hate.
All right.
So, U.S. immigration and customs enforcement agents fatally shot a woman in her car on Wednesday on a residential street in Minneapolis.
Videos of the incident that were posted on social media show the woman being shot within seconds by an ICE agent who was standing at the front of her SUV when she began driving off after being told to exit her vehicle.
The shooting occurred in front of other people on Portland Avenue who were opposing ICE activities in Minneapolis.
The Star Tribune newspaper identified the dead woman as Renee Nicole Goode, citing Good's mother as the source of that information.
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Christy Noam and another top DHS official both claimed that the dead woman, who police said had been shot in the head, was engaged in an act of domestic terrorism by intentionally trying to run down the ICE agents.
I mean, it was a dumb move to pull off like that, but I don't think she was trying to run down the ICE agents.
She was pulling away.
It was a chaotic situation.
That's why we do that at all, dude.
Yeah, I agree.
Go to jail.
You're a protester.
Go to jail for what you believe in.
Yeah.
Let them take you to jail.
Like MLK.
You can't make sudden moves with armed cops and scream and do whatever.
I'm sorry, everyone.
That's on you.
That stupidity is on you.
Now, here's what's on the state: hiring untrained people to make these messes in the middle of the street with masks on.
100%.
The shooting came during increased tension over a surge of more than 2,000 ICE DHS and other federal agents to Minneapolis and St. Paul for immigration enforcement.
Criticism of the city's large Somali population by Trump and the Trump administration's focus on a series of frauds against social service programs administered by Minnesota that receive federal support.
Tim Waltz blasted DHS for saying they knew the motives of the dead woman without doing an investigation.
The governor said he had issued a so-called warning order to state officials to prepare to deploy Minnesota National Guard troops.
We've been warning for weeks that the Trump administration's dangerous, sensationalized operations are a threat to our public safety, that someone was going to get hurt.
Just yesterday, I said exactly that, Waltz said.
What we're seeing is the consequences of governance designed to generate fear, headlines, and conflict.
It's governing by reality TV, and today that that recklessness costs someone their life.
I hate that you're making me agree with Tim Waltz.
That's what I hate.
Well, Tim Waltz is like, is he going to jail for that fraud that the boy Mormon discussed?
No, he did all this time.
Of course not.
Of course not.
And yeah, I guess that's that, folks.
I don't, that's not, that's a mess.
Is Tim Waltz not resigning after all now because of this?
Yeah, he's coming back.
Because I heard he's like not going to resign now.
Are you being serious?
Look, I don't live in that dumb state, but it sounds that he's talking about not leaving.
What is going on?
I have no idea, Kurt.
I have no idea.
This situation never should have existed in the first place.
It's a total disaster.
I feel bad for everyone involved.
And that's that.
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Trump in a social media post said the oil will be sold at its market price and that money will be controlled by me as president of the United States of America to ensure it is used to benefit the people of Venezuela and the states.
Oh, man.
Say hello to universal health care.
Oh yeah, it's coming.
It's coming.
This is going to fix all our problems.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome back to the Jimmy Door Show.
I'm your guest host, Chris Keene, filling in for Jimmy Doer.
He's on tour in Hawaii right now.
I'm here with Kurt Medzker.
And Trump, Donald Trump, has a list of demands for Venezuela's new leader.
E.T.?
Oh, my Lord.
Looks like E.T. in the skies in Halloween.
Kurt Medzker with the amazing roast saying this lady looks like E.T. That's unbelievable.
That's a woman.
Oh, my God.
That was good, Kurt.
That was good.
I mean, holy shit.
All right.
The Trump administration is demanding that Venezuela's interim leader take several pro-U.S. actions that her predecessor refused if she wants to avoid a similar fate.
That's weird.
I thought we were not at war with Venezuela.
I don't know what that threat means.
It's keep us not to be at war with them.
Oh, yes.
Sorry.
They want a conflict.
Yes.
U.S. officials have told Delcy Rodriguez that they want to see at least three moves from her, cracking down on drug flows, kicking out Iranian, Cuban, and other operatives of countries or networks hostile to Washington, and stopping the sale of oil to U.S. adversaries, according to a U.S. official familiar with the situation and a person familiar with the administration's internal discussions.
U.S. officials also expect Rodriguez, the former vice president now running Venezuela, to eventually facilitate free elections and step aside the two people.
Do the oil first, though.
Eventually, yes, yes.
Do the oil first.
Eventually it will get to the point.
Where makes it go whole again.
The deadlines for the demands are fluid.
And U.S. officials stress there are no elections imminent.
Oh, man.
Why does something tell me that these elections are going to take years to happen?
I don't know what it is.
Maybe it could be that that's what happened every other time we do this.
What did it take?
It took Iraq like two years to have elections after Saddam was gone or something like that.
And then who was the next president?
ISIS, I believe?
Yeah, right.
But people are celebrating, Kurt.
They're celebrating.
They don't stop mad at me because I called Saddam Hussein the greatest president in the history of Iraq.
But they have never done better than him.
They have never.
He gassed his own people.
Well, but the Syrian guy does that.
I mean.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
It's so crazy.
I know so many people that are like, oh, but they're celebrating.
The people are happy.
Yeah, they're happy for two days.
What's going to happen for six months from now?
Some people, look, of course there's some people celebrating.
I'm going to bet the AI fake shit these losers put up for imbeciles.
But I have friends in Venezuela who go back and forth from there.
It depends how poor you are.
And let me tell you that Maduro, he wasn't as liked as Chavez.
That's a fact.
I imagine the constant outside pressure of America coming down on you probably helped him stay in power for a while, but there's no way they could have kidnapped him.
How many attempts have they made to do this kind of shit?
This one succeeded because there's people on the inside in his own party that were like, okay, do it because it's kicking tenable here.
America, people hate America.
They're not going to go let this happen unless the guy is fucking up so bad, which is what I guess they wanted with all the interference we had with all their shit.
Two days after the U.S. struck Venezuela and captured its dictator, Nicholas Maduro, much remains unclear about what Washington plans for the aftermath.
The White House argues that Maduro's ouster was a law enforcement move against a drug lord, not a regime change operation.
Isn't that what you just did?
You just did a regime change.
What are they talking about?
They're saying he was never a regime.
They're trying to do some funny wordplay.
Of course.
Because you know how we had to deal with we don't want to give the terrorists rights of prisoners of war.
So you call them enemy combatants, which, by the way, just means a POW.
Or I like how Israel does their POWs, raise them to hostages from POW.
Right.
This is how they're explaining their steps so far.
Trump's penchant for dramatic action and targeted strikes may face its ultimate test in Venezuela.
An economically broken nation of 30 million where missteps could lead to violence and other instability.
That would never happen.
What?
Hell are they talking about?
Iraq is a paradise right now.
I thought they had.
You don't want to visit Baghdad right now?
What's wrong with you?
Who's the senator that went there and bought a carpet and said it was great?
Wasn't Trent Valentine?
I don't remember.
I just went there.
It's amazing.
I bought a carpet.
It's amazing.
Rodriguez appears to be the linchpin in any U.S. strategy that may emerge.
While she is a longtime ally of Maduro with serious socialist bona fides, the Trump team is nonetheless confident she will do its bidding.
If not, she faces significant military action, Trump warned.
Trump threatens the country he's not at war with.
Wow.
Venezuela thus far has been very nice, but it helps to have a force like we have, Trump told reporters Sunday on Air Force One.
If they don't behave, we will do a second strike.
Wow.
Again, so confusing.
So confusing they talk about a second strike when they won't admit they did the first one, apparently.
In a matter of days, Rodriguez has shifted from her initial condemnation of Maduro's capture to saying late Sunday that she would work with the U.S. on an agenda of cooperation.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio indicated during TV interviews over the weekend that Trump's claim that the U.S. will run Venezuela is more about influencing Rodriguez.
He also has mentioned in interviews the importance of holding elections while trying to lower expectations that that will happen anytime soon.
Well, that's great.
I'm so happy that we're responsible for Venezuela now.
My friend said, you break it, you buy it.
That's what this is.
Did we buy Iraq?
No, we didn't.
Bought some carpets.
It was Lindsey Graham and the two greats.
John McCain bought three carpets.
And Lindsey Graham goes, I bought five rugs for five bucks.
It's doing good, y'all.
You could buy their rugs for almost nothing.
And they got murder rolls.
Trump says Venezuela to give up to 50 million barrels of oil to U.S. President Trump said Tuesday evening that the interim authorities in Venezuela will be turning over between 30 million to 50 million barrels of oil to the United States on the heels of the U.S.'s dramatic ouster of Maduro.
Trump in a social media post said the oil will be sold at its market price and that money will be controlled by me as president of the United States of America to ensure it is used to benefit the people of Venezuela and the states.
Oh, man.
Say hello to universal healthcare.
Oh, yeah, it's coming.
It's coming.
This is going to fix all our problems.
Five rugs already.
There was a little Iraqi boy in each rug for a buck.
It's so thoughtful of Trump to invade Venezuela to pass him off to Dennis Hastert when I was done.
They wrestle.
You got to do this.
You got to do a sketch and play and do that character.
Who, Lindsey Graham?
Yes.
All right.
I have asked Energy Secretary Chris Wright to execute this plan immediately, Trump wrote.
It will be taken by storage ships and brought directly to unloading docks in the U.S. Trump said that the oil being turned over.
Trump said that the oil being turned over the U.S. was high quality and sanctioned.
The announcement came three days after U.S. forces captured Maduro and his wife in Caracas and took them to New York, where they are charged in a federal drug trafficking conspiracy indictment.
Boy, that's like if you arrested George W. Bush for torture and his wife.
Obama and Michelle have to go.
Right.
The Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday that Trump plans to meet with representatives from the major U.S. oil companies, Chevron, CanocoPhillips, and ExxonMobil, along with other domestic producers at the White House on Friday to discuss making significant investments in Venezuela's oil sector.
Trump has said that U.S. oil companies would end up investing billions of dollars to rehabilitate Venezuela's aging oil production capabilities.
Here we have James Lee.
He says, let me get this straight.
One of the main beneficiaries of Venezuelan oil is a Zionist billionaire, Paul Singer.
Also, Trump just said that we will still sell oil to China and Russia, which was part of the whole point of doing this, allegedly, was so that China and Russia don't get this oil, but now we're going to sell them oil.
So is the only difference now that Israel gets a cut of the deal?
Well, about time.
Speaking of oil and how it relates to our national interests, so much of the conversation has been focused on how this will be good for America, good for Americans, bad for China, bad for Russia.
But I'm not even sure if this is true.
China, Russia, and Iran have interests in Venezuela.
How does this operation affect your relationships with them?
When it comes to people, China and Russia, well, Russia when we get things straightened out.
But in terms of other countries that want oil, we're in the oil business.
We're going to sell it to them.
We're not going to say we're not going to get it.
In other words, we'll be selling oil probably in much larger doses because they couldn't produce very much because their infrastructure was so bad.
So we'll be selling large amounts of oil to other countries.
But wait a second.
We're going to do a regime change in Venezuela to make sure we keep the bad guys out to make sure.
Military operations, not a regime.
China and Russia don't get their oil because, right, they are the bad guys and we are the good guys, but we're still going to sell the oil to the bad guys.
What the hell is going on here?
Check this out.
Venezuela raid enriches MAGA billionaire.
The ouster of Maduro is a financial windfall for a prominent Trump-supporting billionaire, investor Paul Singer.
What's his involvement with Venezuelan oil?
Okay, it says here in November 2025, Singer acquired Sitco, the U.S.-based subsidiary of Venezuela's state-run oil company.
Singer, through his private investment firm, Elliott Investment Management, bought Sitco for $5.9 billion.
The sale of Amber Energy, a subsidiary of Elliott Investment Management, was forced by creditors of Venezuela after the country defaulted on its bond payments.
In remarks to Fox News on Saturday, Trump made clear that one of the motivations for Saturday's attack was to increase the production and export of Venezuelan oil.
Venezuela has the largest proven reserves of crude oil in the world.
Trump said that moving forward, the U.S. would be, quote, very strongly involved with the Venezuelan oil industry.
Industry observers anticipate a rapid rerouting of Venezuelan oil experts, reestablishing the U.S. as the major buyer of the country's volumes.
Jaime Brito, an oil analyst at OPIS, said access to Venezuelan oil experts will, quote, be a game changer for U.S. Gulf Coast refiners in terms of profitability.
Paul Singer, thanks to a well-timed transaction, will be one of the largest beneficiaries.
The billionaire guy is the largest beneficiary?
I thought it was the people of Venezuela and the U.S. What?
This is crazy.
I mean, I don't even know.
It blows my mind.
We already said it earlier, but just that we don't even cover this stuff up anymore.
We just say, oh, they have oil.
We want to get it.
We're going to go get it.
Oh, Greenland, yeah, they have resources we want.
It's good for us.
We're going to go.
You look at Paul Singer.
Have I looked at him?
Yeah, have you seen Paul Singer?
He has what I would call definitely not a pedo face.
Yeah, I have not, I haven't, I don't know the guy.
Oh, treat yourself.
Okay, I can't wait.
I'm tweeting his picture now.
It's amazing.
Oh, thank you.
Well, Paul Singer's loving this right now.
I don't know about everybody else, but I don't know, man.
And then here we go.
The U.S. seizes Russian-flagged tanker tied to Venezuela as Trump widens oil push.
So now we're seizing tankers with the that's a Russian tanker.
Is that the deal?
Is there no end to this?
I mean, if someone said, let me paint you a picture of a country that wants to start World War III, this looks a lot like that.
Just going around and taking whatever you want, no regard for anything for sovereign nations, for people's lives, for the disaster that might entail totally upending a country's leadership, trying to take over Greenland when people there don't want anything to do with us.
We showed a poll in the previous story: 6% of people in Greenland want America involved in their country.
Who is that 6%?
I wonder.
I don't know.
Greenland might want to have a talk with them.
But yeah, this is crazy.
I don't see how it's sustainable.
And what's weird is that I know a lot of rational, sane people that think this stuff is a good idea.
And it kind of made me feel like our country and maybe the world is just very cynical now.
People have been beaten down and they're demoralized.
And they think, well, we just got to go take what's ours because that's what everyone else does.
We got to do that.
You got to read between the lines.
He can lie to your face.
The great Dilbert cartoonist whose life Trump saved.
He'd never do it for you, but he saved Scott Adams' beautiful life.
Scott Adams goes, Hey, if you acknowledge his CIA, they're going to have to lie to you.
Your government's going to have to lie to you.
You're going to have to.
That's in the mind of a cow is being an adult, is accepting the fact that your leaders get to lie to you, traffic your children to fucking Israel, by the way.
Keep you from finding out who's responsible and then enrich the people that just did that shit while not helping you.
And you should sit there like a jerk off and go, Yeah, Kim won't.
Surely, the Virgin Mormon boys' first story really busted open a thing that won't be a cramming charge.
It'll just be a distraction while you lose more and more and more.
Yeah, of course they keep using it.
Everybody deserves it.
I know you take the position people won't deserve it, but America deserves it.
Clean it up.
Cattle, you fucking deserve what you get.
I love it.
You deserve it.
It's just weird because I know a lot of compassionate people that will have these views.
They have these views that are like, you know, well, everyone else is doing it.
Why can't we, you know, kind of thing?
It's like, say that in hell.
I mean, I don't, that, that's an attitude about a lot, a lot of issues these days, I feel like.
By hell, I mean America.
I mean the country they love.
It's going to become hell.
Well, I mean, they're great.
They're expanding hell.
It's right here in front of your face.
Well, Greenland and Venezuela are about to enjoy some hell.
So that's fun for them.
They're used to it, okay?
We've been squeezing them a while.
Well, this is American hell.
This will be a little bit better.
This will be you'll be sleeping in a tent on the sidewalk, but you'll have an iPhone.
So that's good.
He's approving visas for new OnlyFans girls.
So even those jobs will be outsourced to foreigners.
We're going to run Venezuela.
We're going to run Greenland.
We're going to run Gaza, apparently.
We're going to run everywhere.
We've run our own country into the ground, but now we're going to run all these other countries, too.
Good news.
We're not in a war now, and we're about to not start another war.
Denmark wouldn't do shit.
The U.S. says it will discuss Greenland ownership with Denmark next week.
That's fun.
We can't take care of our own country, but we're taking control of all these other countries.
We have to have Greenland as a defense for World War III that we're prepping for.
I don't know if you know how important the future is of Greenland.
I can't wait to go to Skid Row Greenland.
Do you think they're not going to have prosperity?
We got to bring American exceptionalism to Greenland.
I mean, have you seen our streets?
They're doing great.
Let's get some more land with Democrat-run cities.
Here, I'm going to be a Fox and whatever watch it.
That's Democrat-run cities is the problem.
You on Fox would be.
I wish I could see that.
That would be great.
Do you ever see?
All right, we're going to get off track if I bring it up.
I was going to bring up.
Do you ever see Patrice O'Neill on Fox back in the day?
Yeah, he's friends with Patrice.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, I love watching that stuff.
But, anyways, we get back to Greenland, folks.
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has announced he will hold talks with Denmark next week amid concerns over America's desire to acquire the Danish territory of Greenland.
Marco Rubio's statements to reporters following a closed-door briefing with U.S. senators come the day after the White House said U.S. President Donald Trump had been discussing options, including military force.
Another country we will not be at war in.
This is fun.
We're not at war in Venezuela, and we're going to not be at war with Greenland.
That's awesome.
Concerns over the future of the territory resurfaced after Trump's unilateral use of military force against Venezuela.
What is he talking about?
We're not at war with Venezuela.
That's crazy.
That's not a war.
It's use of military force.
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Don't twist what Trump is saying.
I apologize.
I apologize.
The use of military force against Venezuela.
You left-wing son of a bitch.
We, you.
Kurt, you should be the spokesperson for the White House.
Now, that would be fun.
I would be so much better than that.
Leave it, Jack.
I'll be so much better.
That would be great.
All right.
So, Trump's unilateral use of military force against Venezuela on Saturday to seize Maduro.
The Trump administration says Greenland is vital to U.S. security.
Denmark says an attack would end the NATO military alliance.
If the president identifies a threat to the national security of the U.S., every president retains the option to address it through military means.
I feel like we have a threat to our security right here at home.
We don't take care of our own people.
Can we sick the military on that?
Can we go down to Skidrow and get these people and do something?
We have a threat here at home.
It's our own government, for God's sake.
As a diplomat.
This is Rubio.
This is my favorite quote from Rubio.
As a diplomat, which is what I am now, and what we work on.
I love that he says that.
It's what I am now.
It's like he's trying to convince himself that this is what he does.
As a diplomat, which is what I am now, as the host of the Jimmy Dorr show, which is what I am now, folks, what we work on, we always prefer to settle it in different ways.
That included in Venezuela.
Did I read that wrong?
I don't know what's going on.
Earlier in the day, French foreign minister Jean Barreau said Rubio had ruled out the possibility of an invasion of Greenland in a phone call with him.
Barreau is to discuss the Arctic island, which is located in an area of strategic significance with his German and Polish counterparts later on Wednesday.
On Tuesday, European leaders issued a joint statement rallying behind Denmark, which has been pushing back against Trump's ambitions to own.
Greenland belongs to its people, and only Denmark and Greenland can decide on matters concerning their relations.
The leaders of France, the UK, Germany, Italy, Poland, Spain, and Denmark said in a joint statement.
So now we're pissing off our allies.
That's good.
So this is a little history on how Greenland became a territory of Denmark.
Greenland ended up as a Danish territory through a long sequence of medieval union politics, colonial claims, and 20th century constitutional changes that transferred sovereignty from Norway to the Danish crown and then fully integrated the island into the Danish state.
Today, it is an autonomous territory within the kingdom of Denmark with its own government, but under the Danish monarch.
Norse settlers from Iceland and Norway colonized parts of Greenland around the late 10th century, and the island became part of a North Atlantic realm ruled from Norway.
Over time, the crowns of Denmark and Norway came together in a union, so Greenland as a Norwegian dependency effectively came under the joint Danish-Norwegian monarchy.
When the Denmark-Norway Union broke after the Napoleonic Wars, the 1814 Treaty of Kiel ceded mainland Norway to Sweden, but left its overseas colonies, including Greenland, under the Danish king.
This treaty is the key legal moment that detached Greenland from Norway and tied it directly to Denmark as a colony.
In the 18th century, missionary Hans Gruber, Hans Gruber of Nakatomi Plaza marked the beginning of renewed Danish Norwegian colonization in a trade monopoly cementing continuous Danish control on the ground.
In 1933, an international court ruling rejected a Norwegian attempt to claim part of eastern Greenland, affirming Denmark's sovereignty over the whole land.
This is why I don't know about history.
I can't read this and be serious.
I don't know.
After World War II and under UN decolonization norms, Denmark changed Greenland's status in 1953 from colony to a county, fully incorporated into Danish realm and granting representation in the Danish parliament.
The constitutional change is why Greenland is described as part of the kingdom of Denmark rather than a classic overseas colony.
Greenland received home rule in 1979, creating its own parliament and government while remaining under the Danish crown.
A self-government act in 2009 expanded powers further and defined a path by which Greenlanders themselves could choose full independence.
But until such a decision, the island remains an autonomous territory of Denmark.
Is Denmark's Canada?
Apparently, yeah.
Stressing they were as keen as the U.S. on Arctic security, the European signatories said this must be achieved by NATO allies, including the U.S., collectively.
They also call for upholding the principles of the UN Charter, including the sovereignty, territorial integrity, and the involibility of borders.
A day after the U.S. military action in Venezuela, Katie Miller, the wife of one of Trump's senior aides, posted a map of social media on social media of Greenland in the colors of the U.S. flag alongside the word soon.
This is Katie.
So this is Stephen Miller's wife, it looks like.
Okay, here's what I don't get, though.
Yes.
Why does Israel need Greenland?
There's only one thing to figure out now.
Why Israel would need?
I don't know.
No one, like, who was this their dream?
Why does anyone need Greenland?
That's what I don't understand.
On Monday, her husband, Stephen Miller, said it was the formal position of the U.S. government that Greenland should be part of the U.S. Morgan and Ja, who, or I don't know how to say that last name, an Inuit living in, again, in the West region of Greenland, said it had to be terrifying to listen to the leader of the free world laughing at Denmark and Greenland and just talking about us like we're something to claim.
Well, aren't you?
Here we have Jason Hickel says, it's wild how European leaders are wringing their hands about a U.S. invasion of Greenland being a violation of international law when just the other day they stood aside or even cheered as the U.S. invaded Venezuela in violation of international law.
Yo, let's kidnap Greenland and Georgia with coke and guns.
There you go.
That's what needs to happen.
Let's kidnap it.
Come on.
You know we can do it.
But that's okay, Kurt, because this is very popular.
Look, 6% of Americans want to invade Greenland and take it over.
So this is popular stuff here in the country.
Oh, yeah, I don't want to invade it.
I know why I want it.
When I go around the country and I can't afford anything, I can't afford a home.
I can't afford groceries, gas.
I can't afford, I see people living on the street.
I'm thinking, God, if only we had Greenland.
We should rename it America Land.
I don't get it.
We don't even take care of the people we do have.
And we're going into all these foreign countries.
We're sending people to the United States.
What are you not getting about?
They want to kill half of the population at least to make it more complex.
That's what this looks like.
It certainly looks like that.
It's what it is.
Does everybody think it's not what it is?
That's why Kensington looks like that.
They're culling the week with fentanyl they brought in the country on purpose because you're run by a bunch of lunatic Luciferian occultists.
The worst shit you've ever been told that you thought was made up.
That's what runs your country.
And I watch all the secular.
Why would they do this?
Well, because they worship the devil.
chris well that's the uh that's the they do devil shit because that's who they worship uh that's Well, Greenland's about to enjoy some of that, Kurt.
We're spreading, we're spreading freedom and democracy.
This is good.
No, they're going to convert to the Talmud for some reason.
Oh, oh, get ready for Talmudic kebabism because I don't know why Israel wants him, but it wants him.
And I'm a moron.
I misspoke.
This is a poll of people in Greenland, not America.
Sorry.
Yeah.
People of Greenland are.
Go ahead and dying for this to happen.
What?
What do you say?
I wonder, is there an American poll?
I would love if it's the exact opposite.
I don't know anyone that actually I do probably know some people that would support.
You know what I would do if I was Denmark?
I go, okay, America, you could have Greenland if we could just pick random people from your country and they can point to Greenland on a map.
It's yours.
Make a real deal with the devil.
Well, there you go, folks.
All of our major cities are a mess, but we're going to have Greenland.
So somehow, and we've got Venezuela.
We're going to run Venezuela.
We're going to run Greenland.
We're going to run Gaza, apparently.
We're going to run it.
We're going to run everywhere.
We've run our own country into the ground, but now we're going to run all these other countries, too.
You're not going to run shit.
You can kill a bunch of hedge funds.
Venture capital is going to run.
Well, that's what blows my mind: I have people that are excited about this stuff, like the Venezuela stuff, or even this, like it's going to help us.
This is going to help the smallest fraction of rich people in this country.
And that's about it.
But by us, I mean those rich people pay cutouts to pay me to say that it's going to help us.
So it does help us.
It's basically the right-wing version of the Democrat.
So you know how Democrats, you vote Democrat because basically that's your job, like you got a job for the state of some kind.
Yeah.
Or you're an actor and you're a slave of some Democrat senator and don't even know is he blather nonsense.
This is the other version.
Oh, I'd rather have a series of billionaires form a venture capital, like a series of Disney lands that you live in that you got to get like a membership to, and you got to rent your acceleration on your car from them.
That's where we're going.
Oh, that's great.
That's what we is.
It's going to be Larry Ellison and the boys, the techno-state boys.
Marco Rubio is the ultimate architect and maestro of this regime change attempt, which extends well beyond Venezuela to take out the entire Latin American left because of his personal ideological and cultural passions as a Cuban-American who is basically the king of the Gusano industrial complex of South Florida.
He is, he wants, his legacy, and he's riding on the back of Trump because he knows he can never be president.
His legacy is contingent on Trump removing Cuba's socialist revolutionary government.
Let's take a look quickly at Marco Rubio talking about Cuba.
A lot of people see this as kind of his wet dream, this whole turn of events.
Is the Cuban government the Trump administration's next target, Mr. Secretary?
Very quickly.
Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem.
Yeah, the Cuban government is a huge problem for Cuba.
But I don't think people fully appreciate, I think they're in a lot of trouble.
Yes, I'm not going to talk to you about what our future steps are going to be and our policies are going to be right now in this regard, but I don't think it's any mystery that we are not big fans of the Cuban regime, who, by the way, are the ones that were propping up Maduro.
His entire internal security force, his internal security apparatus is entirely controlled by Cubans.
One of the untold stories here is how, in essence, you talk about colonization, because I think you said Dulcy Rodriguez mentioned that the ones who have sort of colonized, at least inside the regime, are Cubans.
It was Cubans that guarded Maduro.
He was not guarded by Venezuelan bodyguards.
He had Cuban bodyguards.
In terms of their internal intelligence, who spies on who inside to make sure there are no traitors, those are all Cubans.
All right.
A, is there any truth to what he's talking about that essentially he's describing the Maduro regime as a puppet regime of Cuba?
But more broadly, in that press conference, they talked about Mexico is run by cartels and the president of Colombia better watch his ass.
Trump reinforced that.
It's the second time he said that.
Where do you see this going?
And do you think Rubio is really the architect of this?
Is he kind of the prodigal son of the Cuban exiles gone inside the White House to execute their vision and dream of a right-wing kind of neoliberal order in South and Central America?
Is that what's next?
Is that what they're planning?
Well, there are so many, there's such a confluence of interests here.
Trump wants to make money for himself and his cronies, and he recognizes the power of nativist politics for his base, you know, deporting the Venezuelans, Stephen Miller as well.
So they have a buy-in, but Marco Rubio is the ultimate architect and maestro of this regime change attempt, which extends well beyond Venezuela to take out the entire Latin American left because of his personal ideological and cultural passions as a Cuban American who is basically the king of the Gusano industrial complex of South Florida.
His legacy, and he's riding on the back of Trump because he knows he can never be president.
His legacy is contingent on Trump removing Cuba's socialist revolutionary government.
The same way Benjamin Netanyahu sees his ultimate life goal and the consolidation of his legacy as closing the file on Iran through regime change and destroying the axis of resistance so Israel can take total control of the region.
Rubio wants to ride on the back of a, I don't know what kind of like cheesy, like a, like a, like a cheesy luxury car into Havana and restore the Hotel Riviera of Meyer Lansky that he abandoned to its rightful owner and turn hand Cuba over to the cartels and OnlyFans influencers.
Who have just been granted.
special privileges under the new Trump administration naturalization program.
Like that's what he wants to do.
That's his life goal.
And he and his people are guiding this.
And so you have the American public and the American military being used by a very small contingent of a very small ethnic lobby based in Florida that has little interest in U.S. civic life and only sees the United States as an aircraft carrier.
And Donald Trump and the rest of the administration hypnotized by dreams of profits in Venezuela that may never be realized.
But it's ultimately Rubio who has spearheaded this operation.
And his career rises and falls on it entirely.
One more point.
Rubio's pimp, the person who has funded Marco Rubio's career is named Paul Singer.
He is an arch neoconservative, Likudnik, friend of Benjamin Netanyahu.
He's funded every neoconservative journal.
Like he keeps commentary afloat, Foundation for the Defense of Democracies, American Enterprise Institute, all the neocon think techs.
That's Paul Singer's money.
And he's a vulture capitalist.
He's like a head hedge funder who controlled Argentina's sovereign debt and helped plunge Argentina into a debt crisis, destroying its economy for a time.
And now he controls the largest, most lucrative foreign asset of Venezuela, which was stolen by the U.S. through the fake presidency of Juan Guaido called Sitco through his Elliott capital management.
So the guy who's funded Marco Rubio's career and made Marco Rubio into a national figure has a profit motive in Venezuela as well.
And that also figures into the situation.
So Delcey Rodriguez was kind of correct when she said there are Zionist undertones to this operation because behind it all, behind the curtain, is Paul Singer.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Hey, what's up, dude?
It's JD Man.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year to you, Mr. Vice President.
How are you doing?
Pretty good.
I watched that Chevy Chase talk on CNN last night.
Man, what a dick.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, dude.
I thought maybe he was just misunderstood and this show would show that he's just complicated.
And they try to do that, but it was clear this dude is just an asshole.
Really?
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
Thank God.
Wow, right, right.
Anyway, back to the old grind today.
Just raw dogging 2026.
Getting it in there.
How's the mood at the White House this time of year as this year begins?
Very good.
I think I can safely say that we are all buoyed by the knowledge that Donald Trump's health is fantastic.
Yeah.
And we know this because he told us so.
So there you go.
Just knowing that he is like the healthiest president ever is so comforting, especially for me.
I mean, I don't want this job yet.
Not really.
Yes, in a recent interview, he said that what we previously thought was an MRI was actually a CT scan for unknown reasons and that he takes a higher dose of aspirin than what the doctors recommend.
Yeah, that's how focused on his own health President Trump is.
Doctors say, here, take this much pill.
It's good for you.
And then he says, well, then more pill would be even better for me.
That's why he's the leader he is.
I see.
Yeah.
He says he wants very, very thin blood.
I know.
He's a total health nut.
But, you know, in his own way, he takes doctors' orders and then takes them into account and then decides on his own way of doing things like freestyle, just like he does as president.
A health nut who doesn't exercise and never has.
Exercise isn't for everybody, Jimmy.
It's not a universally good thing.
No, no, yes, it is.
Well, that's your opinion.
He feels that the human body is like a battery and that exercise simply drains it faster.
And he's not wrong.
No, no, he is wrong.
Okay, fine.
Maybe he is.
But if he's not, he's literally like a health genius.
And all the weird bruises on his hands?
Well, as he said in that interview, that's from shaking so many hands and/or the aspirin.
Either way, both are totally normal causes of massive multichromatic bruising.
But why are bruises even bad?
I think they can look cool.
I think that Miss Dolly Parton would call it a hand of many colors.
Okay.
Fine.
Donald Trump is a man who is in touch with his mind and body like no one I've ever met.
Donald Trump gets Donald Trump.
He almost has a sixth cent about himself.
And much like the aspirin overdosing and no exercising, he has many other Donald Trump-specific tricks for living a long life.
Oh, yeah, like what?
Well, the reason he likes McDonald's and other fast foods so much is because it's highly processed.
He thinks the focus on fresh food, fruits and vegetables, whole foods, natural ingredients is stupid because there's all sorts of germs and bugs in that stuff.
With processed food, all that stuff gets cleaned out with chemicals and whatnot.
That's quite a theory.
Yeah, I never would have thought of that either.
He also eats entire sticks of butter.
Excuse me?
Yeah, to him, butter is sort of a lubricant.
You know, he says, just like a car engine needs motor oil to not overheat, the human body needs some lubricating agent inside it to keep everything from grinding together.
Yeah, that's insane.
Yeah, I'm not really sure about that one.
Yeah.
And it is kind of distressing seeing an 80-year-old man eat a stick of butter like a Snickers during a meeting.
Not to mention all the papers get all greasy and the table.
And no one's there to say, Mr. President, you probably shouldn't eat butter like that?
Honestly, I don't know whose job that would be.
It's not in my job description.
Secretary of Transportation, maybe?
Hey, remember how the Biden White House completely hid Biden's decline from the American public?
Pretended nothing was wrong and treated Biden as if he were fine?
Oh, dude, for sure.
I couldn't believe that shit.
That was insane.
Do you see any parallels to what's going on now?
What?
No.
Are you crazy?
You're crazy, man.
Totally different.
Biden was super old.
Donald Trump is like two years younger, two whole years.
And Biden was doing and saying things that didn't make sense.
This is.
No.
This is totally different, right?
No.
Yeah, it is.
It's just butter, Jimmy.
I mean, butter is food.
Okay, well, glad you have your eyes on the situation, at least.
Eyes that are filled with awe and admiration every day of the week, Jimmy.
Not only is he the greatest president we've ever had, personally, I told him after his term in office, he should become a health guru.
That could be his next amazing business.
Really?
Yes, Jimmy, and I mean it.
And I will continue to make statements like that until I no longer have to.
And I pray for that day with every fiber of my soul.
Oh, shit.
Did I say that out loud?
I'm afraid so, sir.
Well, I'll just have to make sure he doesn't hear this.
Lately, the strategy has been to distract him with funions.
That's his new one.
He literally thinks they contain the concept of fun.
Gotta go, Jim.
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