Dave Chappelle UNLOADS On Bill Maher Over Saudi Arabia & Israel!
Jimmy and Americans' Comedian Kurt Metzger react to Dave Chappelle's recent public clap-back at Bill Maher after Maher criticized Chappelle for suggesting that free speech is "better" in Saudi Arabia than in the U.S. Jimmy agrees that Chappelle's joke about Western hypocrisy and journalist deaths landed, but argues Chappelle was dodging broader criticism about comedians signing censorship contracts to perform under Saudi government speech restrictions. Jimmy and Kurt discuss whether wealthy comics like Chappelle need to take gigs that require avoiding criticism of a regime, contrasting him with Tim Dillon, who mocked the restrictions on stage and was reportedly removed from the festival. The video also dives into larger debates about credibility, power, political hypocrisy, and how comedians like Chappelle, Maher, and others navigate money, speech, and moral boundaries. Plus segments on Tucker Carlson being named Antisemite of the Year and Trump's images being retracted from a recent Epstein files release. Also featuring Mike MacRae and Stef Zamorano. And a phone call from Jeff Bridges!
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So I don't know if you saw Dave Chappelle after the big fight.
I watched the Jake Paul get his jaw broken in two places.
You knew that was bound to happen sooner or later.
I thought it was going to happen with Mike Tyson, but Mike Tyson did not age well.
His legs look never anyway.
The point is he fought a real heavyweight, got his jaw broken right after they had Dave Chappelle has his new special.
I didn't even see a promo for that's how big Dave Chappelle is.
He doesn't have to advertise his special because he'd have to promote it.
And so right after he took a shot at Bill Maher because Bill Maher said this.
So this is Bill Maher calling out Saudi, Dave Chappelle's trip to Saudi Arabia.
Let's watch.
Dave Chappelle said it was in the press today saying that you can speak more freely over here than in America.
I don't know if that's true.
Oh, it's not true.
Do your hunk on Muhammad.
Okay, so he's right about that.
So Bill Maher's right about that.
I think you could say less here because I don't know if you remember Saudi Arabia never, oh, you can't talk about Muhammad or the leader.
Okay.
Here, you can't talk about Muhammad or the leader or anybody else or say women don't have dicks.
Okay, hold on.
Let's keep going.
Dave.
Yeah.
Well, he's a Muslim, Davis.
I understand.
So it depends on who you are and what you want to talk about.
Now, you go there, there's a pre decide like there's a thing you buy into.
Do you want to work here?
Then don't talk about these two things.
Other than that, my act is pretty offensive to most people.
So it's going to be interesting to see how that feels.
To me, that's just an opportunity.
Your act is not offensive.
It's edgy.
It's offensive.
So Dave Chappelle clapped back at that.
Dave Chappelle.
And what's what?
You know, and Bill Maher, the famous comedian.
I've known Bill since I was like 18, 19 years old.
And I never said this publicly, but fuck that guy.
I'm so fucking tired of this little smug cracker ass commentary.
These motherfuckers act like because I did a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia, I somehow betrayed my principles.
Well, no, no, I know I didn't.
I know.
No, let me, come on, everybody.
Let me do this.
And I'm sure, I know.
All right, now everybody calm down.
Now, I'm sure I'm right.
First of all, what did they say?
They said, well, they said, well, they said, well, Saudi Arabia killed a journalist.
And rest in peace, Jamal Khashoggi, I'm sorry that he got murdered in such a heinous fashion.
But and that was like, you know, period.
And also, I mean, look, bro, Israel's killed 240 journalists in the last three months.
So I didn't know y'all were still counting.
Now, that is a great joke.
I wish I thought of it, Jimmy, because that's what the thing that was struggling to think of.
I can't believe I didn't think of it.
I do a whole chunk on this.
I can't believe Kurt didn't think of it.
Dave Chappelle thought of it, which is why he doesn't have to advertise his specials.
Something bothered me, and I couldn't think of it.
But yeah, oh, by the way, not a journalist, an Intel guy.
Adnon Khashoggi, his uncle, worked with Epstein.
So they're only upset about a journalist being killed when they're not a real journalist.
Yes.
Otherwise, they're delighted.
He was a CIA journalist, Khashoggi.
So he's playing that game.
And you got to realize that when you get caught being a double agent working with the intelligence, you're a fair game.
You're no longer just a journalist when you're working with the deep state.
But anyway, that doesn't.
My problem with my, so that's a great joke.
My problem, and I'm glad to see him call out the Zionist Bill Maher for completely ignoring all the journalists that Israel's killed.
They've killed 250 of them, and nobody seems to care.
That doesn't register on Bill Mars.
So anyway.
Yeah.
So here's the problem I have with Dave Chappelle: he doesn't need the money.
He didn't need to go there to do that show.
And he said he had more freedom of speech in Saudi Arabia than he has in the United States.
Well, did he ever have to sign a contract in the United States with the United States government saying, agreeing to not talk about certain topics?
Because if I had to do that as a comedian to do, let's say I got hired to do a show at the White House and they said, you can't talk about this or that.
I would go, sure, I'd sign it.
And the first thing I'd do is talk about it.
Because that's what comedians.
Because that's what comedians are supposed to do.
That's what I did when I got hired by the U.S. government.
And they sent me to Afghanistan to entertain the troops.
And the first night there, I was told by the commander of the base, you can't make fun of the president.
Don't make fun of George Bush.
Don't make fun of the president.
Don't make fun of the war.
First thing I did was make fun of George Bush.
The first thing I did.
What happened?
And they all laughed.
Oh.
And they all laughed.
And you know why they laughed?
Because everybody hates their boss.
Doesn't matter.
Okay.
So that was my joke about it.
It went well.
I think if you're a comedian and you agreed, and it depends.
If you're a struggling comedian and you have to take a corporate or you got to do a college and they say don't swear, that's a totally different scenario.
You're trying to, you're trying to pay your rent living by your wits as an artist.
That's totally different.
But a guy like Dave Chappelle, who's got more money than I'll ever see in my life, he drops more money in his couch than I have in my bank account.
And for him to go there, for him to go there and take that money and then say, because here's what they had to sign.
You get attacked on stage in America and Saudi Arabia.
Artists shall not prepare or perform.
Yeah, because he didn't fucking say anything on stage in Saudi Arabia that was controversial in Saudi Arabia.
That's why.
Because he didn't have the balls to do that.
He didn't have the balls to do that.
And if he would have, he would have been.
What do I get out of having a balls in the artist?
Artists shall not prepare or perform any material.
That's not an argument.
Artists shall not prepare or perform any material that may be considered to degrade, defame, or bring into public disrepute, contempt, scandal, embarrassment, or ridicule the kingdom of Saudi Arabia, including its leadership, its public figures, its culture, or its people.
So anything.
You can't make fun of the government, anybody who's a public figure.
You can't make fun of the culture or any of the people.
You can't make fun of anything.
Can you imagine if you had to do a show in America and they said you can't make fun of the president, you can't make fun of any public figures, you can't make fun of anybody in the culture, you can't make fun of Kurt, stop it.
That's fucking bullshit.
I've never signed a contract.
You've never had that.
I've never, I've done a contract.
I wouldn't say that.
Stop.
These are you, you are, these that's a straw man argument.
You were you played a college where they said you can't make fun of the president of the United States.
You can't make fun of the government.
You can't make fun of American culture.
And you can't make fun of public figures or the people in America.
You had to sign a staff.
You ever had a story?
I've been fired from that.
You're violating it.
I've been fired.
No, Kurt.
America has stayed American.
Kurt, we've all been.
Have you ever had sign a contract that said that stuff?
It's a yes or no question.
It's a yes or no question.
I've seen the contracts.
They're dumber than that.
Okay.
By a lot.
Okay.
By a lot.
Ask around.
I don't have to ask.
Why are you acting like I'm not having been a comedian for 40 fucking years?
You're not telling me to ask around.
So let me finish this segment and then you could rebut with your incorrect straw manning.
So the kingdom.
So that's crazy.
So anybody who does that is selling out for, I don't know what, but I would never, if they offered me a million dollars to go to Saudi Arabia, I would go to Saudi Arabia.
But the first thing I would do is I would make jokes about the kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
But I wouldn't go because I'd be afraid they'd kill me.
So I wouldn't go.
The Saudi royal family legal system or government, you can't make fun of anything.
You can't make fun of their legal system.
You can't make fun of their religion, any religion, religious tradition, religious figures, or religious practice.
So that's what Dave Chappelle agreed to.
And so that, so when he pretends that the only criticism that he was getting were coming from genocidal Zionists like Bill Maher, he is misframing the argument.
Now, he's right in his argument against Bill Maher, and it's a great joke.
But he's also wrong because he leaves out 90% of the criticism coming at him, and 90% of the criticism talked about this.
This is what.
And so no matter what they say, no matter how they try to spin it, no matter how many straw men they try to put up, they're never going to get over that they did this.
And he didn't need the money.
So I don't know why he did that.
He never got canceled in the United States.
They never took down one.
All that happened was there were about 50 Netflix morons walked out one day and they protested outside Netflix.
And Netflix said, hey, you get back to work or you're going to get fired.
And that was the end of it.
No, it wasn't.
A guy rushed to stage with a knife that identified as a gun.
I'm talking about you.
So again, now Kurt comes in with a bad argument because now he's mixing things.
I'm talking about freedom of speech.
I've been attacked on stage too, Kurt.
Everybody's had a fucking event happen to them on stage.
That is not what we're talking about.
That's a different conversation.
Hey, you ever been attacked on stage?
Yes.
A lot of people have.
This is about, hey, has the government ever told you what you can and cannot say in the United States on stage and you abided by it?
That's the argument we're having.
So if you want to talk about that in another segment, we could talk about it.
But that's not what we're talking about in this section.
This is my job, so I couldn't work for two fucking years.
That's this.
That's this.
And I know you're sensitive because you did get understood.
Yeah, no, I got fucked real hard.
I'd rather have my head chopped off than what they fucking did.
Okay.
Kurt, I understand that.
And I'm sympathetic to you being unfairly a victim of the woke culture.
There's no doubt that there have been wool culture here.
But this takes it to another level when you sign an agreement with a government to not say stuff that you should say as a comedian.
So that's my problem.
What should I say as a comedian?
I work in America.
I played the Kennedy Center.
That's worse.
I say that's worse.
Okay, so what?
They just covered up Epstein again.
We're worse than Saudi Arabia.
We are worse.
I agree with you.
Thank you to America.
I would do that.
I agree with you that the United States is a bigger terrorist than Saudi Arabia.
That's for sure.
He killed the 9-11 Saudis.
That crazy prince did.
So anyway, what this guy says is the money is coming straight from the crown prince who actively executes journalists, people with non-lethal drug offenses, bloggers, et cetera, without due process.
A lot of you just can't say anything anymore.
Comedians are doing the festival.
They had to adhere to censorship rules to do it.
So here's what I like about Tim Dylan.
I like a lot of things about Tim Dylan.
His show is great.
He does great work that day.
But here is what every one of those communities, if you got invited, this is what you should have did.
And this is what he did.
Watch this.
This is what got him kicked out of that festival.
I'm not here to ruin the good time that everyone's having.
Do I have issues with some of the policies towards women, towards the gays?
Yeah, towards the freedom of speech.
Well, of course I do.
But I believe in my own financial well-being.
And I think you better start believing in that.
Because when Peter Teal puts all of you in a cage, you're going to want some way to get out of that.
I'm not going to tell you how much they're paying me.
It doesn't matter.
Pay me $375,000 for one show.
Now, a lot of other people are getting $1.6 million.
That's not me.
I'm not in that bracket.
Others are getting $150,000.
Why are they doing it?
Here's the point.
I am doing this because they're paying me a large sum of money.
They're paying me enough money to look the other way.
If something bad is happening to your left, look to your right.
If, for example, I'm at a breakfast and I see someone get grabbed and they start hitting them with that, you know that, that big stick.
I don't know if it's bamboo or whatever it is.
It's kind of a wood, but it kind of snaps back.
It's perfect for a cane.
If I see someone getting it, I will look the other way.
If I look the other way and I see someone being behanded, meaning they're chopping a hand off, that might be interesting to just kind of see actually how they do it because I think they do it in kind of a sanitary way.
If they're chopping a hand, I might look down.
If I'm looking at the floor and I see some eyeless beggar grabbing at me, trying to get my money, I will look up to the heavens.
And if in the heavens I see a drone flying over, I will look the other way.
Okay.
So there you go.
Hell, dude.
I grabbed that.
I'm not here to.
I grabbed that clip from Dew Dissidence.
They did an excellent segment on that.
I grabbed that clip from him.
It came from a Twitter account, Bettina, I guess.
Anyway, so they then fired him from the festival.
And none of the comedians said anything about it.
They didn't make a joke about it.
They didn't not go in solidarity.
They just went and nobody here.
And then they all tried to cover their ass.
I'm jealous he got ass united.
And I'm also jealous.
I know the guy who booked it.
He booked me twice in Montreal.
He didn't even get an email.
Nothing.
I like to think I would take it.
I played the Indian Poop Throwing Festival, and I know people are going to call me a hypocrite, but I took the money.
Sorry.
I would play the Indian poop.
You took the bag, Jimmy.
So, again, it's not the biggest deal in the world for me with the people who did the Saudi Arabia Festival, but it just crosses my boundaries as a comedian.
That's all.
That's all.
But I still love Dave Chappelle and most of the people who did that festival.
They're all hilarious.
I'm not going to stop liking them.
Just like I'm not going to be.
I've played Israeli shit, dude.
I'm not playing shit for Israelis.
I'm pretty guilty.
Okay.
So here's the way he ended the show.
And it's great.
And this is, I mean, I love Dave Chappelle.
He's probably the GOAT.
He's up there with Carlin for sure.
But here we go.
The fear that I have for myself that I need you to protect me from is co-option.
My voice has become more powerful than I intended it to be.
And I cannot let these niggas do me like Charlie Kirk.
Or even worse than that, what if these niggas trip me up somehow, co-opt me, and then make me say the things that they want me to say?
We can't have that.
So, just in case, we need a code.
It's got to be something that I can say so that if I say it, you know that these niggas got me.
And don't listen to nothing that I say after I say those words.
But don't tell anybody what it is, but it's got to be something that, you know what I mean, that I would never say.
Oh, I know what the code is.
The code word is: I stand with Israel.
Thank you very much, and good night.
I wrote for his show, you know.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I wrote the sketch with the Star Wars where they found out that the Padawan learners and the Jedi were being molested by their handler.
And Vader had the show where he was touched on a Darth Vader action figure.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Dave was Yoda, yeah.
Okay.
Well, again, I still, Dave Chappelle still might be the greatest comedian of all time.
He's certainly up there.
And he's still amazing to watch.
Always enjoy his shows.
And so I, and I super appreciate that he did those two jokes.
I super, I just, you know, I just.
No one would believe you unless he did.
What's that?
240, 200.
The most journalists in modern history were killed by Israel in here.
Now, if I tell people, they're like, oh, but Chappelle said it.
So now it's out there.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yep.
So, and again, so he's doing a great service to the national conversation.
And which, you know, which is what, I mean, you don't have to do any of that to be a comedian.
You could be like Brian Regan and just be the funniest guy that you've ever seen.
You could just go up and be the guy who makes you laugh harder than nobody's ever made me laugh harder than Brian Regan to the point where I've been in a room and it goes quiet because nobody could catch their breath.
Literally, people can't catch their breath.
He's very universally good.
He's so funny.
Tells my favorite Brian Regan is tremendous.
If you're like down, his spectrum is good.
Yes.
And, you know, but he's a different kind of comedian, Brian Regan, than George Carlin or Dave Chappelle.
And so for what Brian Regan does, there's nobody who comes close.
He's the funniest guy in the world.
I think he's, you know, he's funnier than even Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry Seinfeld was a big hero of mine.
I love Jerry Seinfeld's comedy.
I'm sorry that he's a Zionist, but I think Brian Regan surpasses him.
But anyway.
Yes, sir.
Yes.
But anyway.
So when it comes to like Dave Chappelle, I think you put him in the same kind of category as George Carlin and those types of people.
And Bill Hicks.
I always liked him better.
What's that?
I like Chappelle better than Carlin the whole time.
Not that I'm against Carlin.
No, I like him.
Again, it depends on what day you catch me.
You know, but I was always a Bill Hicks fan because I saw him so many times live.
I saw him probably 40 times live.
And I never saw anybody doing anything like that when I saw Bill Hicks.
And pretty much till this day, he kind of, nobody really did what he did.
So he's in his own kind of category too.
But anyway, thank you.
Again, so my wrap-up of this is thank you, Dave Chappelle, for doing those two jokes.
I super, super appreciate it.
And I'll forever be a fan.
And I'm not going to let his, you know, he's got too much money.
And so you get out of touch.
He's had, as I think Russ said, he's had too much money for too long.
And when that happens, you're going to lose something.
You just don't get what he went through, dude.
The people that came to visit him when he ran to Africa and the story made no sense at the time I was there.
It made no sense.
They were like, you can do whatever you want on the show, Dave.
But years later, because Jim Brewer talked about it, I find out the story that he got a visit from Oprah and Obama.
And we think the guy, the Nation of Islam guy, but I can't confirm.
But I found that out since then.
So that freaked him out.
He got, and he had a joke about this when he got the money.
He goes, you know, once you get the money, they go, Dave Chappelle, meet the real white people.
And they pull a curtain back and show you.
He saw that.
And it freaked him the fuck out.
So, like, and he's been wrong about things since then.
But like, Russ is a very secular, let's say Russ is a secular materialist, and he doesn't get the level of fucked up that it is, and very few people do.
But Chappelle saw it.
He saw it.
And it freaked him out.
And he just ran to South Africa.
You don't go there for mental health, South Africa.
You ever see Oprah going, why didn't you take the money, Dave?
You ever go back and watch her?
It's creepy since we know Oprah's probably a human trafficker now.
So what is that?
It's real creepy.
So what does that mean exactly?
John of God, the guy that was breeding children to sell that she pushed on her show.
Deep back Chopra showing up in the Epstein files right now.
Oprah's a piece of shit.
And Barry Crimmons told me, yo, Barry Crimmons goes, I did Oprah, and she comes out and goes, this is the most male victims of sexual abuse ever in one place.
And he goes, what are we setting a world record?
And he always told me something off about that.
He was right.
Barry was fucking right.
He told me there's no left in America.
I didn't believe him.
I went, you could have fooled me.
I got canceled.
He was right.
He told me you were good.
I got your number from Joe because Barry Crimmons recommended you.
And he told me there ain't nothing with her harming children that he wouldn't believe after all the shit he's seen.
He didn't tell me nothing fantastical, but I met the people he helped.
And the problem's real bad.
So what do you, so when you say that he got the call from Obama and they went to visit him.
They went to visit him.
They did not call him.
And this is before.
And so what was that?
Was that to, what was that to do?
Was that to try to intimidate him?
Like, hey, you better play ball?
Yo, you didn't.
No, I bet they didn't intimidate him.
I bet you.
Look, first of all, you're like, am I dreaming?
That's how I would imagine a visit like that would be.
Okay?
And they probably just talk nice to you.
And then you're just sitting there like, did they just come to my house and ask me for a favor?
And what happens if I don't, I mean, I could see the whole thought process.
It sounds terrifying.
Now, Jim Brewer goes, he wasn't the same Dave when he came back.
He didn't imply he was a clone or some dumb shit, but who would be the same after that?
Not me.
Okay.
All right.
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Guess what, Kurt?
Tucker Carlson, he's a winner.
Oh, wow.
He won the Anti-Summit of the Year award.
Isn't that amazing?
Even more than the ISIS?
I don't know.
We're friends with that.
Even more than the guy named Adolf Hitler in Namibia, who's the president of Namibia.
Well, he's the end.
I'm just talking about 2025.
I'm hurt that I wasn't included, but maybe it's just a typo or something.
I don't know.
But here's my problem.
I don't think Zionists or the people in Israel are Semites, right?
They're just smites.
That's what I called them.
And they think, as in, you know, they're cutting off their nose to smite their face kind of a thing.
And that's really what keeps the lights on in the Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeons' offices.
It's called ethnic rhinoplasty, and it's there for a reason.
In fact, I support all Semites.
None of them actually come from Eastern Europe, which is where it's a language grouping, really.
Yeah, which is where most of the people in Israel come from.
Most of the Jews in Israel come from Europe.
They're not actually Semites.
That's the problem.
Russia, as a matter of fact, Jimmy.
Right.
Which is why most of them had to, most of the prime ministers changed their last name.
You know what Benjamin Netanyahu's last name is, really?
Mikowski.
So he had to change it to sound more, not Jewish.
He had to change it to sound more Semitic.
You know the black Israelites that people laugh at?
His name means gift from God.
So it's no different than the Muslim blacks going, I'm El Shabazz Mo.
It's exactly on par with that.
But you don't laugh at them, do you?
Better not.
So, no, I don't support the Khazars, the Khazar Smites.
I do support them going back to Poland.
How about that?
Palestinians are the real Semites.
That's the irony here.
I was asked recently, they go, why do you think the, do you think Hamas is anti-Semitic?
And I'm like, no, because they're actually Semites.
The Palestinians are Semites.
You know who isn't?
The people who live in Israel.
They can't even have a DNA test, right, Kurt?
You got to get a court order if you want to take a DNA test.
Why do you think that?
Again, it's because of a language thing.
And the modern Hebrew that they, somebody told me was a dead language they resurrected.
That's not true.
They all spoke Aramaic, but they wanted to alienate the Arabs, so they created a new language and they kidnapped Mizrahi Jewish kids, just like in Canada, with the Indians, and would make them speak the new language.
All this stuff you heard that we did in Native Americans here and Canada did, they did to Jews.
There were always Jews in Palestine.
They didn't want Zionists there.
They didn't.
They caused all the problems.
And so when you realize that Palestinians are the real Semites, that 1,000% destroys the label anti-Semite.
And I recommend that you all employ this in table conversation over the holidays.
So, done.
Podcaster Tucker Carlson has been named anti-Semite of the Year by Stop Anti-Semitism.
That's the Jewish civil rights group.
Cited his platforming of controversial figures and promotion of anti-Semitism, Semitic tropes.
That's the worst thing when you promote a trope and platform.
That's a woke term platforming, isn't it?
I thought the woke right.
Yeah, it is.
It actually, you know what?
So it's very tricky.
You got to be careful because it's really good to support the troops, but don't support the tropes.
It's very one slip of the tongue, and before you know it, you're anti-Semitic.
You don't even know.
That's a great point.
Good, usable information.
Thank you.
By the way, that was Carlson won through a public vote.
Did you know that?
It was a public vote.
Was it rigged?
Yeah.
You know, good or bad, it just feels good to have an award on the mantle.
That's what I say.
Doesn't it?
No, I never get any good awards, Jimmy.
So here's the reason they gave for his nomination.
Stop anti-Semitism highlights Carlson's October 2025 interview with white nationalist Nick Fuentes, where he gave no rebuttal to claims of organized jewelry.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
I think he said jewelry.
I thought he said jewelry.
He said jewelry.
That's a word?
Jewry?
That's a word?
He learned something new every day.
I didn't even know that was a.
He claims that organized jewelry harming society and called Christian Zionists like Senator Ted Cruz a brain virus.
Well, he is.
I mean, Carlson, I didn't even know that organized jewelry was a thing.
I didn't even know people said that.
That's like old-timey talk that was probably invented by Zionists to drum up anti-Semitism so they could.
I don't believe it.
When I hear someone say it, I think they're working for Zionists.
Carlson, yeah.
Well, that's a lot of people have said that about Carlson also stated there is no such thing as God's chosen people.
Well, that is true.
They're chosen to be the bloodline that Christ comes from.
Now, if you're Jewish, you don't believe he's a Messiah, but that's what chosen.
It doesn't mean kicking people out of their homes.
It means your bloodline will produce the Messiah.
That's what chosen for that.
Oh, is that what that means?
Yes.
So nobody read the goddamn book they're all fucking quoting.
It makes me sick.
I find it ironic you use the GD when referring to the Bible.
I know, but I feel like that's a smaller thing compared to covering up the Epstein files.
Yeah, I'm just trying to watch my swearing because I know people watch with their kids.
I know.
Does that make me lame?
I don't know.
Carlson.
I keep your kids from going to Epstein Island.
I'm glad I swore it helped them.
Carlson also stated there is no such thing as God's chosen people while critiquing Israel, which the group views as replacement theology.
What the effing, F?
What?
They say that's replacement theology when he says there's no such thing as God's chosen people.
What do you think?
God has favorites?
Do you really think that?
God doesn't have favorites.
God creates every human being equal.
Well, if you're a Christian, every single person, you don't matter, your bloodline doesn't matter.
And by the way, that Khazarian thing, the person who came up with that was a Jewish guy who was trying to separate the religion from the ethnicity.
He had good intentions, but he didn't know that actual Israel wants to make them the same just like the Nazis.
So that Kazaria Mafia thing, I wouldn't dwell on that, anybody.
That's not, it was invented by a guy with good intentions.
It's used now as nonsense.
So they claim that Tucker Carlson's platform turns extremist dog whistles into broadcast-ready talking points.
Son of a dog whistle, you can hear it in the normal human spectrum of hearing.
A dog, dog whistle, like a racist dog whistle?
A dog whistle only a dog can hear.
So when stupid Wokie said it, I get wakey dog whistle.
I go, well, I don't hear it.
I'm not racist.
Are you?
Right?
That's a great point, Kurt.
Why am I the only person I ever heard say?
Kurt started the show off tough, but he's really making up for it.
He's coming back strong.
So dog whistles of Saudi Arabia.
He's like that one, that long-distance runner who got tripped on the last lap, and then she got up and won the race.
That's what Kurt's doing right now.
I never heard of it, but it sounds like it's exactly me.
So thank you.
So RT put this out, this little video from RT.
Let's watch.
Tucker Carlson, longtime media personality, now reinvented independent journalist Carlson, uses this platform.
Ukraine, as you may have heard, is led by a man called Selensky, sweaty and rat-like, a persecutor of Christians, a friend of BlackRock.
Jesus shows up and he starts talking about the people in power.
And I can just sort of picture the scene in a lamplit room with a bunch of guys sitting around eating hummus, thinking about what do we do.
And there's always one guy with the bright idea, and I can just hear him say, I'm dying in.
Why don't we just kill him?
Oh, Christian Zionists.
Like, what is that?
Brian, I can just say for myself, I dislike them more than anybody.
The main challenge to that, the big challenge to that is organized Jewry in America.
For over two years, Israel has murdered tens of thousands of children on purpose.
So did that, was it that Jewish organization that put that video out?
Yes, of course.
Yeah, so that, so they were just retweeting it.
RT.
Yeah, that was hard for you.
I was going to say that.
And I want to remind people that Nick organized Jewry Fuentes.
Besides his DNA test, probably says he's Ashkenazi.
Besides that, though, that's neither here nor there.
He says it's ridiculous the idea Israel killed Charlie Kirk.
That Jew hater has the same position as Erica Kirk and Ben Shapiro, which I warned Ian Carroll and I warned Sam.
Wait, wait, wait.
What did you just say?
Yeah.
Say it again.
Say it again.
Nick Fuentes, when people say Israel killed Charlie Kirk, he goes, where's the evidence?
That's ridiculous.
You sound schizo.
So now you know who Nick works for, like I told everybody I know and warned them.
He's at least blackmailed asset.
I don't know who the fuck he's going to say the thing he's got to say to keep himself in.
And on Tucker Carlson, he said that stupid Jewry thing you've never heard of.
You've never heard of it.
No.
And a younger guy than you is saying it.
And so then this dipshit intel organization can go, because every point Tucker made was fantastic.
But let's say you're a reasonable person.
You heard Jewry and you happen to know that's an anti-Semitic term.
He's a human biohazard.
If you can't see that, I can't help you, but you should be able to see it.
So you're saying the theory is that Nick Fuentes is there working for Israel to make people who are opposed to Israel look like anti-Semites.
Look, that's what you're saying.
I guess at the end of the day, we all work for Israel, but I'm saying he's there to make people look bad.
You've watched him do it.
There's that candidate that Max Blumenthal told us about.
Max Blumenthal told me about him urging people in the Capitol on January 6th.
He has never answered for that.
Okay.
Well, maybe we'll get him on.
Maybe we'll get him on.
I'm sure he's open to come back, come on, not back on.
I ducked out of that first one because I was not ready.
I had no idea who he was.
There's a lot of stuff to get into with him.
So, yeah, I'd love to have him.
I'm going to call him.
I'll call him today after the show, see if he wants to come on.
Ask him not to say Jewry like an idiot.
I wouldn't even know what to say back if I heard him say that.
And then you'd be on the commercial like Tucker.
But let's remember the accusation of anti-Semite is there to cover for Israel committing war crimes and doing anything.
So this is a former Israel Israeli minister.
Her name is Shulamat Alone.
And here's what she's, let's just remind everybody what the charge of anti-Semitism is there for.
This is what it's there for.
Often when there is dissent expressed in the United States against policies of the Israeli government, people here are called anti-Semitic.
What is your response to that as an Israeli judge?
Well, it's a trick.
We always use it.
When from Europe somebody is criticizing Israel, then we bring up the Holocaust.
When in this country people are criticizing Israel, then they are anti-Semitic.
And the organization is strong and has a lot of money.
And the ties between Israel and the American Jewish establishment are very strong.
And they are strong in this country.
As you know, they have power, which it's okay.
They are talented people and they have power of money and media and other things.
And their attitude is Israel, my country, right or wrong?
They identify fiction.
And they are not ready to hear criticism.
And it's very easy to blame people who criticize certain acts of the Israeli government as anti-Semitics and to bring up the Holocaust and the suffering of the Jewish people.
And that's that justify everything we do to the Palestinians.
There it is.
Anti-Semitic.
We bring up anti-Semitism in the Holocaust to justify every horrible thing they do to Palestinians.
And that's exactly what they're doing.
Hey, I like this meme.
It says, anti-Semite, we've got an anti-Semite over here.
See, nobody cares.
Oh, it looks like somebody burned that capital up on nonsense because I don't like people that don't like Jews, such as Nick Fuentes.
I don't like that.
So to wear that out, it's the same as every other stupid word the Wokies wore out, right?
It's the same thing.
That's the woke-right is Zionist.
I don't know what proof you need.
That's what it is.
Okay, congratulations to Tucker Carlson.
I'm jealous, and I'm a little hurt that I wasn't even, I wasn't even nominated.
What's the trophy look like?
You want a golden mustache?
It's just a statue of Ben Shapiro.
Well, it's a guy who looks like his father had wilderness sex with a hawk.
That could be me to my family as well.
I resent that.
I mean, what would an actual Israeli minister know about anti-Semitism accusations?
I want to hear from a Napoleon with a smaller hat instead, like Ben Shapiro.
Oh, yeah.
Ben Shapiro, really, what an amazing treasure he is.
Oh, his assertive nasal tone and permanent painted-on frown face.
Book, that convinces me he's serious.
I'll tell you that.
He's more sensitive than a feminist radical girl.
No kidding.
So they released a bunch of Epstein files and then they re-unrelease them because Donald Trump was in them.
If you see Donald Trump, that's Donald Trump there.
That's Donald Trump there.
So they released this big cache of pictures.
By the way, what a beautiful display that is, Kurt.
There should be a store at the mall that sells this for your home.
I'll get it.
Like, especially for Christmas, you could call it Ghislaine Secret.
That's what I would call it.
Or wait, I know they could call that store Epstein Island.
They get little knickknacks.
And they sell you little Epstein knickknacks and IDF sweatshirts.
How about that?
Like at the airport, you go to Epstein Island and buy some gifts.
Look, do you see the Pope is there?
Oh, yeah.
The Pope.
He's about the only one who can look at someone like Jeffrey Epstein and think, what an amateur.
Am I right?
Come on.
Yeah.
Come on.
Is that the one JD Vance killed or the new one?
Oh!
The assassin.
And there's a devil with the blue dress, Bill Clinton.
That's before he looked like they ran him through a dehydrator because that's what he looks like now.
But anyway.
Yeah.
It looks like Trump sucked his dick really hard again.
It does.
So breaking, the Department of Justice has deleted one of the Epstein files showing photos of Donald Trump.
The file in question is then he gives a number.
So there it is.
And that's the one they got rid of.
Can you believe it?
Here, I'll zoom in on it.
There it is.
That's Donnie Jay.
And then they blur out the girls' faces as if they're all victims.
They're not.
Yeah, well, one's Erica Kirk, I bet.
And there he is again.
But that looks like he's with Melania up there, it looks like.
She went to Epstein finishing school, too, by the way.
That's a fact.
So the photo released on Friday, along with the slew of other files, shows a desk displaying a large assortment of framed and unframed photographs and other items.
Among those photographs are at least two that clearly show Trump's face.
Lawmakers on Saturday were quick to note that the image was missing from the Department of Justice website.
So they released it, and then they're like, oh, damn it.
We're in trouble.
Smart move deleting the Trump parts after you release the files.
Smart, smart move.
Because that's what they did.
The photo featuring Trump was among the least, at least 16 files that disappeared from the site.
Friday's release included only some of the vast number of documents required to be disclosed under the deadline set by the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which mandated that the Department of Justice divulge all the files.
The Department of Justice continued.
So the Department of Justice continued its partial release with more files tied to the investigation early Saturday.
Congress is considering holding impeachment hearings about impeaching Attorney General Pam Bondi and Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche if the documents that were released don't comply with the law.
So let me see this.
You can bet on this, by the way.
Did you know that?
They're not following orders, I'm sure.
Do you think, you know that Kelchie, which is a sponsor of our show, you could go bet.
Do you think they're going to release more files or not?
You could actually go to the here, let me show you.
Solid no on that one.
Go to this one.
Can you make it full screen?
Make it full screen.
So if you go to Kelsey, it says, will Trump release more Epstein files?
And oh, I can't see it.
So it says, it says 95% say they're going to release more Epstein files before December 26th.
And before January 1st, 94%.
Before December 23rd, only 72% or 71%.
Yeah, well, the bet should be if it's going to be all blacked out on every page.
Yeah, that's the thing, though.
The bet should be.
Yeah, if you look, it says, so if you look, it says July 1st.
Well, 97%.
So anyway, you go over there over at Kelchy.
Where are they located?
That's how you know.
But you definitely can collect.
I know that, if you're correct.
So get this.
This photo, file 468 from the Epstein files, that includes Donald Trump, has apparently been removed from the DOJ release.
Pam Bondi, is this true?
This is from the Democratic Party's oversight committee.
So here is this guy.
He used to be Trump's personal lawyer.
Now he's the Deputy Attorney General, Todd Blanche.
And in a remarkable exchange between Welker and Deputy, that's Welker and the Deputy AG Blanche.
Welker asks him, well, let's watch.
Ready?
Here we go.
Mr. Blanche, I want to follow up with you on what you just said.
You were referencing the 15 files released Friday.
They disappeared from DOJ's website yesterday, including this photo of what looks like a desk with a drawer open containing photos of Donald Trump.
Just to be very clear, to put a fine point on it, why were these files taken down?
You're saying it was at the direction of a judge?
Well, you can see in that photo, there's photographs of women.
And so we learned after releasing that photograph that there were concerns about those women and the fact that we had put that photo up.
So we pulled that photo down.
It has nothing to do with President Trump.
There are dozens of photos of President Trump already released to the public, seeing him with Mr. Epstein.
He has said that in the 90s and early 2000s, he socialized with him.
So the absurdity of us pulling down a photo, a single photo of because President Trump was in it is laughable.
And the fact that everybody.
Yeah, it is laughable, especially if it's the one photo of Trump blowing Clinton.
That would be a crime, by the way, for Trump to blow Clinton.
Wouldn't that technically be the most moral thing he's ever done in his life?
I say release it.
Wait till you see.
I could just hear Trump talk about it.
Wait till you see this blowjob, the most terrific blowjob.
Everyone's talking about it.
No one's ever, ever seen a blowjob like this.
They can't believe how much Bill Clinton ejaculated.
No one can believe it.
Nobody can believe it.
They're saying it's phenomenal amounts of semen.
saying it that's what i'm mariam called me up and she said and she said is this true Me and Sheldon can't believe you pulled such a terrific load out of Bill Clinton.
It's phenomenal.
You got to see it.
So here he goes again.
Why was Ghislaine Maxwell moved just days after you interviewed her?
So let's watch what he says about that.
Warren, we're almost out of time.
I do want to ask you about Ghislaine Maxwell, who was, of course, convicted in 2021 for her role in helping Jeffrey Epstein traffic his victims.
In July, you interviewed her in Florida where she was serving a 20-year sentence in federal prison.
Just a week later, Maxwell was moved to a more permissive prison camp in Texas.
Why was she moved just days after you interviewed her, Mr. Blanche?
So that's a Bureau of Prison security issue that I will not talk about.
Did you have anything to do with it?
Did you have anything to do with it?
I thought he was going to say, I was told she belongs to intelligence.
But what he's actually saying is much worse.
Let's watch.
Let me finish.
First of all, I am responsible for the Bureau of Prisons.
So every decision that they make lands on my desk to the extent it needs to.
But just let me let me talk about the security issue.
At the time that I met Miss Maxwell, there was a tremendous amount of scrutiny and publicity towards her.
And the institution she was in, she was suffering numerous and numerous threats against her life.
So the BOP is not only responsible for putting people in jail and making sure they stay in jail, but also for their safety.
And so she was moved.
She is in federal prison.
She was in federal prison before.
She's in federal prison now.
She's doing 20 years because she was convicted.
And the fact that she was moved, she might be moved to another institution tomorrow if security requires it.
And that's true of any federal inmate across this country.
But as you know, I know, right?
It sucks knowing.
There's too many people in prison to get away with that lie.
Too many people in America, the most imprisoned country on earth, they know you're full of shit about giving a fuck about.
We just saw what happened to Epstein.
I know.
It's amazing.
Remember, Todd Blanche is the man who ordered Ghislaine Maxwell to be moved to a minimum security prison and be given special privileges.
He's part of the cover-up.
Well, keep voting, everyone.
It sucks knowing that Ghislaine Maxwell is living in a nicer place than most Americans.
Am I right?
So they got ratioed.
So the Department of Justice tweeted this out.
They get a community noted.
So Todd Blanch says, today the Department of Justice publicly released materials related to Jeffrey Epstein under the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
Additional response materials will be produced as our new review continues, consistent with the law.
Sorry, the actions of the Department of Justice aren't consistent with the law that was enacted.
The law requires, oh, I can't read this.
The law requires that all files should have already been released.
Excessive redactions to protect politically exposed persons such as President Trump are not permitted.
Files have been retracted from no legitimate reason and without explanation because it says photos and other materials will continue being reviewed and redacted consistent with the law in an abundance of caution.
No, they're already supposed to be out.
The government lies are getting clobbered by community notes, and I'm here for it.
That's Thomas Massey saying that.
Yeah, no, they're already supposed to be.
Wow, conservative New York Time columnist David Brook.
Oh, he was in it.
I don't care.
So, I mean, there's plenty of pictures of Trump with Jeffrey Epstein.
Why do you guys still care about this?
That's what I, there's plenty of pictures out there everywhere.
We've all seen them.
And let's remember when this Senator Sheldon Whitehouse brought this up to Pam Bondi.
Let me ask you something else.
There's been public reporting that Jeffrey Epstein showed people photos of President Trump with half-naked young women.
Do you know if the FBI found those photographs in their search of Jeffrey Epstein's safe or premises or otherwise?
Have you seen any such thing?
You know, Senator Whitehouse, you sit here and make salacious remarks, once again, trying to slander President Trump left and right when you're the one who was taking money from one of Epstein's closest confidants, I believe.
I could be wrong, correct me, Reid Hoffman, who was with Jeffrey Epstein on multiple occasions.
And the senator sitting right next to you tried to block the flight logs from being released.
Yeah, you're grilling me on President Trump and some photograph with Epstein?
Come on.
So I guess why I showed you that is to let you know they're all scumbags.
Just to let you know, your entire government is run by blackmailed PDF files.
Okay?
Just so you know.
How does anyone at this point not know that after you just got your face spit in by all of them?
And the thing I kept saying is the Democrats are going to go, wasn't Trump in the files?
Because they know Trump, for some reason, has to protect the thing and can't go, you were in it.
And so Pam Bondi's going to do it right now.
How does this not cause a revolution, Jimmy?
I don't know.
Well, I just want to remind people what was in Joe Biden's daughter's diary.
You know about this, right, Kurt?
What was in Joe Biden's daughter's diary?
She said, I was M-O-L-E-S-T-E-D.
I think so.
Was I, was I, she says, I think so.
Showers with my dad, probably not appropriate.
That was from Ashley Biden's diary, which the FBI raided James O'Keefe's offices to try to find it.
No, he offered it to him, and they just wanted to humiliate him and make him scarce.
And he had his lawyer ask, is this legal what I have?
And they took him out in his tidy whities, the way Spielberg shoots boys in his movies to let him know.
So, yeah, who still believes in this shit after what they just did?
All black.
Why do they bother to black?
Wouldn't you just okay, black out one page and then photocopy it and say you did it?
They took the time to redact each line.
You know how much of a fuck you that is?
Uh, by the way, specials.
When I look at this, I just want to give a special shout-out to the person with the red pen to help us identify Donald Trump because nobody knows what he looks like.
Oh, yeah.
Isn't that nice?
Isn't that nice?
Which one is he again, Jimmy?
What is he?
Oh, I see.
See, they're circling.
You know, I see Anthony Bourdain in a couple of pictures, but where's Trump, Jimmy?
Ha ha!
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Hey, buddy, it's Jeff Bridges.
Hey, friend of the show, Jeff Bridges.
Thanks for calling.
How are you?
I'm doing great, man.
Thanks for asking.
Over here at Costa del Bridges or whatever.
Casa, Los Frigantes.
Fuck, man.
I'm doing this Duolingo thing.
And, man, I haven't learned shit.
It took turns, you know, and it's just, you know, forget it, man.
You're not picking up a new fucking language.
Not even Spanish ones.
Right.
Anyway, over here at my fucking house, we are full of Christmas cheer and seasonal excitement.
We fucking love Christmas, man.
Every year, me and my family, you know, we have a bunch of old family holiday traditions that we, you know, we just dig the shit out of, man.
All right, that sounds nice.
Can you tell me about these Bridges family traditions?
I don't fucking know, man.
My wife and daughters are in charge of all that shit.
All right, then.
Well, what's on your mind?
Jimmy, did you hear the big news?
The news that has all of Hollywood talking.
I'm afraid so, and it's really just sad.
I mean, the Oscars are moving to YouTube in 2029.
I'm sorry.
What now?
After 50 years, I'm not making this up, man.
After 50 years at ABC, the Academy Awards will be shown on YouTube beginning in 2029.
Fucking YouTube, man.
Are you serious?
I'm as serious as a clown car full of philosophers, man.
It just got announced.
Wow.
Well, that's a pretty big announcement.
How do you feel about it?
Yeah, you know, that's an interesting question, man, because I didn't know what to think at first.
Fucking YouTube.
But I should point out first that a lot of actors make it seem like they don't care about awards season.
They fucking do.
They fucking do, man.
Don't kid yourself.
Not only do I care, I love the Oscars.
I love everything about it.
The glitz and glamour, the comedy, the hors d'oeuvres, top of the line, Jimmy.
No, I bet.
Bacon wrap dates, don't mind if I do.
Little brisketta with Pico, yes, please.
Little meatballs on a stick, I'm in fucking heaven, man.
It sounds wonderful, Jeff.
You have no idea, buddy.
You have no idea.
And whether I'm there in person or watching from home, I enjoy it either way.
Because I already won one of those little fuckers in 2010.
Oh, for Crazy Heart?
That's right, for Crazy Heart, man.
So it's fun to watch these guys who've been nominated 20 times but never won get snubbed once again.
They have to be graceful, but you know, it's fucking killing inside, man.
Just tearing them apart.
Yeah, right.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I let my mind wander there for a minute.
But yeah, back to YouTube, man.
I thought about it for a while, and now I dig the shit out of the idea.
You know, people get to watch the Oscars for free.
That's pretty cool, man.
They could always watch it for free, Jeff.
It was on network television.
Well, yeah, but now you can watch it for free on your computer.
Plus, if it's on YouTube, there won't be television commercials.
You really don't think there are going to be ads during the Oscar being streamed on YouTube?
Well, not television ads because it's a computer thing, man.
Computers are a whole different deal, man.
Remember, I got sucked into one and drum.
Yeah, okay, but trust me, YouTube makes its money from ads just like everybody else.
There'll be plenty of commercials.
Well, that's a bummer, man.
Yeah.
Also, guess what?
The Oscars need those commercial breaks to set up for the next musical act or whatever.
That's a good fucking point, man.
I hadn't thought about that.
Very interesting.
Well, either way, during the ads, you can just look at other YouTube videos.
You know, some weak, weeping actress gets played off the stage by the band, and then you go look at three monkeys of three minutes of monkeys riding around skateboards.
I cannot wait to get fucking baked out of my mind and experience that.
Sounds nice.
Does.
And it caters directly to people like me.
Old men who have a study with a desktop computer and an office chair.
We sequester ourselves away from the family for no reason and consume entertainment on the computer.
It's a huge trend that no one understands, but it's fucking happening, man.
Believe me.
So for us, it's the optimal Academy Award viewing experience.
After a big fat fucking bowl, of course.
Naturally, after a bowl.
Hey, Jimmy, I gotta go.
Apparently, my daughters and their families are coming over and we're gonna sing Christmas carols or some shit.
You like Christmas music, Jimmy?
Some, I guess.
Yeah, me too.
I get tired of all the ones that are basically, hey, it's chilly outside, so let's have sex.
You know, think about something else.
It's the holidays.
There's kids here.
Right, right.
And then you got the Coventry Carol.
All those babies get murdered by Pontius Pilot.
Fucking prick, that guy.
Anyway, Jimmy, Merry Christmas to you and Steffi.
Merry Christmas to you, Jeff.
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