SCREAMING MATCH Between Bernie & RFK At Senate Vaxx Hearing!
Alleged anti-oligarchy crusader Bernie Sanders is now defending the medical establishment and Big Pharma — or at least that’s what he chose to do during a recent Senate hearing on vaccines with RFK Jr. Jimmy describes Bernie as a "phony" tool of the Democratic Party, Big Pharma, and the corporate oligarchy—accusing him of flipping his own anti-corporate message to attack RFK. Jimmy goes through claims about COVID lies (origins, natural immunity, masks, lockdowns, vaccine transmission), pharma corruption of medical journals and associations, and overcounting of COVID deaths. Along with Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger, Jimmy’s tone is scathing, mocking Bernie as a “garbage person” doing an “Emmy-worthy performance” under pressure, while contrasting him with dissenting doctors like Peter McCullough and Jay Bhattacharya. Plus segments on Mark Zuckerberg’s “hot mic” moment at the recent White House gathering of top tech executives and Speaker Mike Johnson alleging that Donald Trump is really the hero in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal. Also featuring Mike MacRae and Stef Zamorano. And a phone call from JD Vance and JB Pritzker!
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Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Hello, this is Vice President J.D. Vance calling on the telephone.
Everything J.D. Vance says makes me laugh.
Hey, hey, Mr. Hey, Mr. Vice President, how are you?
Are you still just vice president, though, right?
Yes, of course.
Donald Trump is fine.
There was a dumb rumor going around that was stupid and childish.
Donald Trump is the healthiest man I've ever seen in my life and only just keeps getting healthier.
Honestly, I'm kind of in awe of him.
Where I'm from, men don't even live to be his age.
I've never known someone that old or healthy.
So, yeah.
What was the deal with his hand then?
Oh, my God.
Look, all that happened was he developed this massive, hideous bruise all over his hand.
He got really self-conscious about it, and he used his wife's makeup to cover it up.
He didn't know what he was doing, so it looked even weirder.
Totally normal situation.
Everything's fine.
Okay.
Yeah, but we in government don't have time for these silly items or whatever you want to call them.
We have a job to do.
And now more than ever, we need to project power.
Why now?
Jimmy, we are keeping a close eye on what happens on the other side of the world.
The other day, a summit was held between Putin, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, and Chinese President Xi Jinping.
And this was a powerful statement, an attempt to add a new axis of powers to challenge the dominance of the U.S. That summit was a direct challenge to America, but also posed a challenge to Putin.
What was the challenge to Putin?
Telling two different Asian dudes apart.
Mr. Mr. Beds, please.
You know, on his palm, he had written in Russian, Korean equals flat top.
No.
Yes, don't know me.
Also, I bet in Russian, flat top is just flat top.
How does he say it in Russian?
Flap up.
So what are you going to do?
What are you going to do in response?
What am I going to do in response to this flexible?
Well, we are doing some projecting of power of our own.
Oh, how so?
We are sending the National Guard into American cities to fuck people up.
Ah, I see.
Projecting power against your own people.
How brave.
Oh, give me a break.
Come on.
We are rounding up illegal alien criminals who aren't even supposed to be here in the first place.
They are not our own people.
I thought you were rolling the National Guard into Chicago to fight crime.
Yeah, and now we're doing that.
If you're a violent criminal in Chicago, maybe you shouldn't be here either.
Maybe you're not American.
And maybe next time we'll take on anti-Trump protesters.
Maybe they're being funded by bad actors and need to be questioned.
This sounds suspiciously like a slide into fascism.
Well, at least it's cool, muscular fascism.
In England now, you get arrested for tweeting.
Just type out, I support J.K. Rowling, hit sand two hours later, a 4'11 female cop with a pride flag pin in her hat is escorting you to prison in front of your neighbors and homies.
Somehow they ended up with the most limp-wristed, pussy-ass British version of fascism imaginable, but that will not happen here.
We're doing boots fascism.
Well, if this is inevitable, I may as well use it to my advantage.
I'm from Chicago, you know.
Well, we are moving into your hellhole of a hometown, and we are going to clean up those streets.
Really kicks some butt.
Do you take requests?
Probably.
Nick Finnegan used to chase me down every morning before school and steal my lunch money.
He still lives there.
You think you can, you know.
Oh, yeah, we can do that for sure.
We'll find them and fuck them up real good.
Okay.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
Actually, I have a list.
Hold on.
I'm getting another call.
Jimmy Dorshow, Jimmy Speaker.
Who's this?
Jimmy, this is Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker.
How the hell are you?
Hello, fat governor.
Thanks for calling.
What's on your mind?
Oh, my God.
Are you seriously out of breath from just dialing the phone?
Why don't you just mind your beeswax?
I assume you know each other, you two.
Yeah, I know JB.
Yeah, I know JD.
And just like every JD I've ever met, he's a no-good, bineless snake that nobody likes.
Oh, please.
You are such a typical JB.
Every JB I know is deep down incredibly jealous of those of us with the clearly superior two initial name that begins with J. You're living in a dream world, buddy.
Gentlemen, I think we're getting a little off topic.
Governor, by the way, I side with JD on that.
But anyway, Governor, why did you call in?
Jimmy, I called in to tell this administration that the people of Illinois, of Chicago, will not be cowed by Donald Trump.
We will not stand down.
This is not just federal overreach.
This is an invasion, an insult to Chicagoans.
We are prepared to resist.
We are up for a fight and up for the long haul.
Okay, I got to sit down again.
Nice speech, JB.
But we're not afraid of you either.
Donald Trump personally told me that if you try to interfere with what we are doing in Chicago, he will send the National Guard to the governor's mansion and have you arrested.
Donald Trump takes the capital of Illinois Chicago, doesn't he?
Yes, he does.
And you know what?
I think that's charming.
It shows that he is the common touch.
He's just a regular guy who doesn't know a lot of things.
And that too should be in charge.
Also, Chicago should be the capital.
Governor, how do you plan to resist if the president sends the National Guard to Chicago?
Jimmy, we're going to draw a line in the sand.
Okay, I get the metaphor, but by doing what exactly?
By not backing down.
By standing up to a bully.
He doesn't have a plan, Jimmy.
He doesn't have shit.
Hey, why don't you shut up, JD?
Hey, what does your JB stand for?
Jumbo Baconator.
Excuse me.
It stands for just been at your mom's house because it's Methor Mondays down in the holler.
I use JD for short.
Really?
That's what your parents named you?
That's pretty fucking weird, dude.
Okay.
Well, it's clear we're not going to get a real discussion out of this.
So I'm going to have to end the call.
Goodbye, gentlemen.
Peace in the Middle East, no fat chicks.
Go bears.
Oh, my God.
Establishment media sets on its fighting.
So good luck.
Bullshit, we can't afford fomenting this world.
Watch him see as a jack-dog comedian who speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head-on.
It's the chimney tour show.
Bernie Sanders got a chance to do his best acting work.
It was fantastic.
He was interviewing RFK or whatever at a hearing before the Senate Finance Committee.
And listen to the garbage Bernie Sanders is saying.
If you thought Bernie Sanders was a garbage person, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Watch this.
Everything about Bernie Sanders is phony, is fake.
He's there to make sure the two-party duopoly stays firmly in place.
He's there to make sure we don't have a workers' revolution.
He's there to make sure we don't overthrow the oligarchy.
He's there to make sure that people with revolutionary spirits are sheep herded right back into a pro-war anti-worker party who that it bends the knee to big pharma, big oil, big tech, big insurance, and the military-industrial complex.
That's what Bernie's there to do.
Everything about Bernie Sanders is fake and phony.
And I lost over half my audience when I told him that.
And I told him that in 2016.
I told him that in 2016 that Bernie Sanders is a fake and a phony.
And I lost half my audience.
I went on to lose the other half of my audience when I said that about AOC.
Everybody's MAGA.
Everybody has the same MAGA thing of like, are you loyal to MAGA?
It don't matter if it's Hillary or Bernie or AOC or Zinvandel Mamadami.
And so, of course, there are people like pedophile defenders like Michael Tracy who will say that I'm audience captured.
The feebophile.
I believe it's a fee-file.
I believe Michael Tracy might be if you look at it.
Yes.
But he'll tell you I'm audience captured, even though time and time again, I've gone against my own audience and lost half my audience and had to replace them with people who think more clearly.
People who are Bernie Sanders fans do not watch my show anymore.
People who are AOC fans do not watch my show anymore.
I'm still a fan of them.
I've turned my audience over several times.
Okay, so here we go.
President Trump, who I don't usually agree with, called COVID vaccines, quote, one of the greatest miracles in the history of modern-day medicine that saved tens of millions of lives worldwide.
Scientific community agrees with Trump.
Lancet study founded it, prevented.
So no matter how.
So Bernie Sanders has learned nothing about COVID.
Bernie Sanders has not learned that they lied about the virus, that Fauci lied to Congress about funding the creation of the virus, that the virus came from a Wuhan lab, not a wet market, that they called you a racist if you said so.
He doesn't know that they lied about herd immunity.
He doesn't know that they lied about natural immunity.
He doesn't know they lied about the vaccine stopping contraction or transmission.
They don't know that they lied about lockdowns.
They don't know.
He doesn't know that they lied about masks.
He doesn't know that they lied about everything in the world to do with COVID.
He doesn't know that.
He still thinks it's fantastic and a big success.
Almost 20 million deaths during their first year of use.
Secretary Kennedy, are President Trump and the medical community right?
Or do you still believe that the COVID vaccine was, quote, the deadliest vaccine ever made?
Bernie, did you get your 14th booster?
Because that's what you're supposed to be on right now.
Oh, at some point you stopped.
At some point, you stopped listening to everybody?
You stopped listening to all the medical organizations and the CDC and Fauci and the FDA and even Chris Cuomo.
You don't even listen to Chris Cuomo?
Cuomo?
Cuomo.
Fredo?
First of all, I didn't say that.
I said that in terms of affairs reports a while ago.
I've said today, I think that President Trump should get the Nobel Prize.
So who's right?
Is Trump in the medical community right or are you right?
President Trump did an extraordinary piece of leadership.
Is he right or wrong?
Did COVID save millions of lives?
I'm asking you a nuanced question and demand a yes or no answer, which does not apply, but I'm doing it forcefully because I'm revealing that I have actually been merely a petty bully this entire time.
Yes or no?
As I said, he got Americans back to work at that time.
That particular vaccine, which perfectly matched the virus that was circulating then, and I have no idea how many lives it saved, but it saved quite a few.
You know, what I find a little bit weird in this discussion, I'm hearing it over and over again this morning, Mr. Chairman, is we've got the entire medical community on one side.
You've got the AMA representing hundreds of thousands of doctors.
You don't have the entire medical community on one side.
You had the Great Barrington Declaration, which was signed by thousands and thousands of doctors.
The guy who invented the mRNA vaccine technology was not on board for this.
Peter McCulloch, one of the most cited guys in medical journals in the history of medicine, was not on board.
And then you called Jay Bhattacharya, who's now the head of the head of now?
What is he the head of?
The NIA.
Is it?
NIH.
Yes.
The NIH, the National Institute of Health.
He was not on board for it.
The guy who was the head of the F. So, no, that's not.
Climate change.
Oh, the all-science agreement.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
You ever hear about ClimateGate?
American Academy of Pediatrics, the American Public Health Association.
Yeah, and all those organizations are in the pocket of big pharma.
And you know how they do that?
They get the president of each medical board and they buy him off.
That's how it's done.
They're all paid.
Just like all the medical journals that we learn.
We learned through COVID that the medical journals like The Lancet, like the BMA, BMJ, they're all corrupted by big pharma money.
All of them.
That's why they were able to pull off COVID the way they did.
All of these organizations are telling us that COVID vaccine and vaccines in general are safe and effective.
You are casting doubt on that.
Who are your scientific, who are the organizations that are.
I would say, so RFK blows this answer.
He should have said, How about the Cleveland clinic study, which showed that the COVID vaccine had negative efficacy?
That the more COVID vaccines you got, the more likely you would become sick from COVID.
How about that?
He didn't say this.
I don't know how he got caught flat-footed on this, but he did.
Or agreeing with you and casting aspersions on vaccines.
The primary advisers are Marty McCary, Jay Bhattacharya, Dr. Oz, Vinay Prasad.
So you've got a few doctors who agree with you.
When I'm giving you the name.
Not a few doctors.
What you're talking about is there's a big difference, Senator, between established science and the scientific establishment, which has been co-opted by the pharmacist.
Hold on.
So you're telling me, you're telling the American people that the American Medical Association, representing hundreds of thousands of people, have been co-opted and that they should not trust their doctors.
Yes!
Bernie said that.
Yes, you haven't learned anything from COVID?
No, he hasn't.
In fact, Bernie Sanders actually knows better.
Bernie Sanders is a garbage person liar.
He's a garbage person.
And he was given a directive by the head of the party, whoever that is right now, the Democratic Party, to go do this.
Well, Jimmy, I know.
Look, I told you I believe them Jennifer Guskin allegations about Bernie because he behaves like someone that that story would be true about to me.
And I'm the American Academy of Pediatrics.
And by the way, just for the record, every single Republican, I don't mean to be political here, Mr. Chairman, has received PAC money from the pharmaceutical industry.
Are they all corrupt as well?
Yes.
I'm telling you, the American heart is Bernie's whole message is that government is co-opted by corporations and oligarchs.
We live in an oligarchy, not a democracy.
That's his whole message.
And now he's flipping it on his head so he could try to dunk an RFK Jr. who wants regular safety testing.
All he wants is regular safety testing for vaccines.
That's all he wants.
He wants to have vaccines tested against a placebo.
If you want to give a kid six vaccines at once, he wants that tested.
Is that okay to give a kid vaccines, multiple vaccines at one time?
Is it okay to give a kid 72 vaccines before he's 18?
That's what he wants to look.
He wants actual science done, which they've never done against a placebo.
Bernie Sanders knows that.
Bernie Sanders is evil.
This is all shit that should have been done.
This is all stuff that costs.
And that's why.
Are you arguing now?
And that's why they need a vaccine shield.
They need a litigation shield.
The only product in the history of the world that you can't sue if you get injured by is a vaccine.
Drug companies make lots of drugs that injure people.
They don't have a shield to that.
Okay, here we go.
Watch it.
Watch what happens.
Everybody but you, Senator.
But you know what?
When you ran for president, you know, we have a corrupt campaign finance system.
Maybe you agree with me on that.
Okay, you run it for president.
You got a billionaire behind it.
You received $300,000 from people, not from the industry, people in it as I did, from individuals.
You corrupt.
President Trump got $3 million.
Every Republican got corporate PAC money for the pharmaceutical industry.
Democrats as well.
Everybody is corrupt, but you?
Yes.
Yes, everybody is corrupted by big pharma, Bernie.
You're one of the people running around the country saying that.
And now, when it suits you to go against RFK for political reasons, you flip your message on its head.
Of course, we all know big pharma corrupts.
Everybody in, just like APEC has everybody corrupted in our government.
You're the one who's telling everybody this.
He's getting worked up.
What do they have him doing on tape that he's getting emotional about a thing he knows is a lie like that?
How much pharma money does it take to buy this Emmy-worthy performance from that hollow marionette of Bernie Sanders?
No, money can't buy that.
You got to have a tape of someone's.
You got to have a tape.
Yeah, they're threatening to put his wife in jail.
They're threatening to put his kid in jail.
They're threatening to put him in jail.
That's what this is.
Okay.
Watch, there's more.
Watch this.
Is that what we're looking at?
I don't think so.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Well, I think you do know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The issue is every time anyone.
Are you saying the pharmaceutical industry was supporting my presidential?
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying the pharmaceutical industry is a greedy.
Oh, no.
So you're saying that they control everybody else, but not RFK.
It seems like you keep messing up your message.
Senator, we're not talking about Israel.
We're talking about the pharmacy.
Yeah.
Institution which is charging us the highest prices in the world.
They are pervasive.
But to suggest that every institution, the AMA, the pediatrics people, is corrupt because they disagree with you is an insult to the government.
No, they're corrupt because they take their money.
That's why they're corrupt.
Just like the senators that you just pointed out, they're all corrupt.
Like when you go on your tour with ALC and you talk about how corrupt the government is because they all take corporate money and we live in an oligarchy and not a democracy.
And he's just flipping it on his head.
There is no greater piece of tape.
There's no greater example of what a garbage person Bernie Sanders is than this.
Listen, people disagree with me all the time.
I have arguments in my agency, heated arguments every day with Jay Bonichara, with Marty McCary, with Dr. Oz.
You have given the names of a few people.
I have given you the names of organizations representing hundreds of thousands of doctors and scientists.
You know, the organizations that everybody lost confidence in, the CDC, the FDA, the AMA, the Pediatrics Association, the medical journals, everybody has lost confidence in them because they all lied about ivermectin.
They lied about hydroxychloroquine.
They lied about the vaccine stopping contraction and transmission.
They lied about lockdowns.
They lied about mass.
They lied about the origin of the virus.
They lied about funding the virus.
They lied about herd immunity.
They lied about natural immunity.
There wasn't a thing they didn't lie.
They all lied about it in unison.
That's the power of big pharma.
And he knows this.
Yeah, I yield, Mr. President.
Yeah, of course you yield.
So there he is touting the efficacy of the COVID vaccine.
Here's Bill Gates, a guy who made half a billion dollars off the COVID vaccine.
Here's what he had to say after he cashed in his money and made a half a billion dollars off the COVID vaccine.
Here's what he had to say about the COVID vaccine and the COVID virus, that the COVID virus wasn't dangerous.
And here we go.
Oh, wait.
It wasn't until early February when I was in a meeting that experts at the foundation said, there's no way.
You know, this, there's been too much travel without diagnosis for us to contain this.
So what he's trying to say here is that, oh, we could never contain COVID because there was too much travel without diagnosis.
Not that the vaccine did work in the way they said it did.
It was because there was too much travel.
Here we go.
Watch this.
And then at that point, we didn't really understand the fatality rate.
You know, we didn't understand that it's a fairly low fatality rate and that it's a disease mainly of the elderly, kind of like flu is, although a bit different than that.
So that was pretty scary, period.
So what he's saying is that turns out COVID wasn't deadly.
COVID was not a deadly virus.
It only affected the elderly and people with comorbidities, just like the flu, but a little different.
Bernie Sanders is sitting there screaming about how the vaccine saved all the lives.
Here's Bill Gates saying, yeah, their lives were never in peril anyway, because healthy people were never at risk from COVID.
So that blows everything Bernie Sanders just said out of the water.
Everything he's just said.
So that's Bill Gates, the world's number one vaccine pusher, meaning he's the world's number one drug pusher, which he is, for what?
For profit.
And I showed you in the other video how he did it.
And here's, now here's a real doctor, Peter McCullough.
He's going to tell you the truth about the COVID vaccine.
When someone signs consent for a vaccine, Senator Blumenthal, does the consent form say it's going to save their lives?
Of course it doesn't.
It's not on the FAQ.
There's never been a prospective, randomized, double-blind placebo-controlled trial ever showing that COVID-19 vaccines reduced mortality or hospitalization.
There's not even a valid non-randomized study.
Thankfully, COVID mortality went down for three reasons.
Because we all got the infection, vaccinated and unvaccinated.
So we developed population natural immunity.
We developed early treatment.
Credit to Operation Warp Speed.
We used all the Operation Warp Speed tools, additional drugs.
We treated patients with multi-drug protocols at home so they don't go to the ER.
So Governor Green never saw the patients we treated because they were successfully treated at home.
And the third reason is the virus mutated to a much milder form.
Those things happen concurrently with rollout of the vaccine.
The vaccine cannot be falsely credited with saving millions of lives.
We can't allow false drug advertising to be put up on a poster behind one of our public servants.
We cannot accept that.
So let me quick.
Here's one more.
Who's this?
Jimmy Doer?
Let's listen.
So the New York Times is now, again, another conspiracy theory.
Turns out to be 100% true.
After relentlessly calling it a conspiracy theory, the New York Times and the CDC now admit authorities overcounted COVID deaths and overhyped the pandemic.
About a third of official COVID deaths or hundreds of thousands of deaths were not due to COVID.
Other CDC data suggests that almost one-third of official recent COVID deaths have fallen into this category, into the category of mean, they didn't actually die from COVID.
The CDC is admitting the number is probably an exaggeration.
So they're admitting they overcounted COVID deaths.
That's the important thing here.
Clinical infectious diseases came to similar conclusions, the similar conclusion that they were overcounting COVID deaths.
Whoa.
Is this the New York Times or the latest copy of No Shit magazine?
Who could have told you that except pothead comedians drunk and asleep?
But now they finally figured it out in end of July 2023 over at the New York Times.
I didn't know that during the pandemic, even researchers didn't do their own research.
Isn't that something I suspected?
Everyone who's listed as a COVID death doesn't mean that that was the cause of the death, but they had COVID at the time of death.
I hope that's helpful.
They always run away.
The intent is right now that those, if someone dies with COVID-19, we are counting that as a COVID-19 death.
Can you be sure?
You hear from coroners that that's the case.
How can you say that COVID-19 is that where she's like anyway?
There you go.
You were lied to from start to finish about COVID.
And shame on you for shaming people who were skeptical and asked questions like you're supposed to.
Come see our live shows.
We're going to be in a scarf neck there.
She went on to go, hey, I always thought it was pretty fishy how they did that.
Yes.
She's on people's shows talking about how that was all bullshit now.
Yep.
I want to pull that scarf off.
I bet her head would fall off.
Okay.
We'll see you in Appleton, Rosemont, Illinois, Chicago, Illinois, Louisville, Fort Wayne, Hermosa Beats, Sacramento, San Francisco.
Go to jimmydoor.com for a link for tickets.
Bernie Sanders, officially the worst person, as Kerry Thelberg would say, the worst person in the world.
So that clip, I've been looking at that clip forever.
So many shows.
Please send it to me.
That's my favorite thing.
And I couldn't find it.
You mean the one where they all get off camera as soon as they get it?
The cartoon one?
Where did that come from?
I was dying to find it.
I can't find it anywhere.
Somebody tweeted it out.
All right.
Do you want to watch it again?
Everyone who's listed as a COVID death doesn't mean that that was the cause of the death, but they had COVID at the time of death.
hope that's helpful they always run away The intent is right now.
So this was the head of COVID under Joe Biden and Donald Trump, Barbara Bricks, I think is her name.
Watch this.
If someone dies with COVID-19, we are counting that as a COVID-19 death.
Can you be sure?
And you hear from coroners that would be the case.
Are you sure?
She's good.
Anyway, there you go.
You've been lied to all this time.
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Lucky internet surfer dude Mark Zuckerberg was in attendance at the special White House dinner as part of the tag team daisy chain to praise President Trump.
In case you were wondering what was on the menu, it was Wagu kissed presidential ass.
They all showed up.
Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates, Meta Platform CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Apple CEO Tim Cook, and other tech leaders took turns praising President Trump at the White House.
So he was having all these ass wipes at his here.
Let's listen.
Thank you for incredible leadership, including getting this group together.
Thank you, Bill.
That was very nice.
Yes, it does take incredible leadership to get a group together for dinner.
Good point, Bill.
You are really smart.
Boy, nice going.
Here we go.
Thank you for incredible leadership, including getting this group together.
Thank you, Bill.
That was very nice.
Well, thanks for hosting us.
I mean, this is quite a group to get together.
And, you know, I think.
Do something with your eyes weird if you're doing this under duress.
Oh, wait, you always do something weird with your eyes?
Okay.
All of the companies here are building, just making huge investments in the country in order to build out data centers and infrastructure to power the next wave of innovation.
So it's, you know, we don't often get together as the CEOs of the different companies, but it's good to see everyone.
Why do they all sound like they have one writer?
Is it AI?
It's because they're all written by, they're all reading from a script written by one guy.
And isn't it funny?
Where's his hoodie?
He's no Zielinski.
This guy puts on a shirt and tie when he goes to the White House.
He's no John Fetterman, is he?
No, he's no John Fetterman.
I want to thank you for including me this evening.
Here's Tim Cook from Apple.
Hey, and all the greats.
All the greats.
It's incredible to be among everyone here, particularly you and the First Lady.
I've always enjoyed having dinner and interacting.
I want to thank you.
Trophy wife.
You for setting the tone such that we could make it.
Nice.
Nice trophy.
Where's something off the shoulder?
Nothing on the shoulder, sweetie.
Did you see her just blink one eye twice?
Yeah.
Just one of her eyes blinked.
Really?
Yeah, while he was dogging.
Major Jimmy.
Oh, my God.
I want to thank you for.
What is that?
She's like, help me.
Do something weird with your eyes if you're here under duress, trophy wife.
Who's that guy?
Is that Charmuth Chandrananderson?
Where's he from?
Is he from Oracle or something?
He's a guy.
He's another Vivek Bostromi type.
Oh, he's a okay.
They're all like, they'll say something.
You're like, hey, I agree with that.
And then they'll like, they're like, oh, yo, same, same guy, dude.
Setting the tone such that we could make a major investment in the United States.
First of all, to echo the comments of Tim and others, thank you so much for getting us all together.
And thank you for.
That's Sam Altman from OpenAI.
Yeah.
So all the weirdos are there.
Sam Altman is a, and by the way, he, here's what AI does for Sam Alton.
It scrubs the internet of references to what his sister accused him of.
Wow.
Which, which was vicious molestation, which I thought was like, oh, they're around the same age.
No, she went, she was five and he was like 18, 19.
Oh, that's what she said.
Yeah.
That's what she said.
Well, you can't find it because he's got an AI that scrubs it, but his sister did.
You could find that she accused him, but not very much more information.
Okay.
Being such a pro-business, pro-innovation president is a very refreshing change.
This is a most incredible time.
AI is.
Oh, she's from Oracle, Saffra Katz.
It's going to change everything.
You hear all of us saying that.
But the fact that you are our president and you recognize this right away and you've unleashed American innovation and creativity.
Whenever you hear innovation, you know there's some bullshit that's going to screw regular people and put billions of dollars into the pockets of the oligarchs.
Whenever you hear them, because that's all Bill Gates talks about is innovation.
Well, when you hear it paired with the word unleash, you know it's the end of the end times.
Yeah, yes, when it's paired with unleash, hey, big tech bosses favor, court favor with Trump at White House dinner.
Heads of the largest U.S. tech companies have lined up to back an artificial intelligence initiative spearheaded by First Lady Melania Trump as the industry rushes to show support and curry favor with the administration, Microsoft chief executive Satya Natella, that not to be confused with her sister Nutella, which tastes fantastic, and other CEOs, including open AI Sam Altman, Google, Sundar Pich.
Oh, that's who that was.
That was Sundar Pichai.
And Apple.
Oh, that's not him.
That's not him.
No.
His name is Charmuth or something.
So they endorsed a plan to help American children learn to use AI.
Yes, it's critically important to make sure that tomorrow's generation knows how to use AI, especially because our current generation is just being used by AI.
So it's a little different.
Well, they're continuing Epstein's dream of the little Sophia robot doll that was going to AI dollar that was going to teach your daughters about STEM and also monitor them through its dollar.
That was an actual thing.
Meta chief Mark Zuckerberg and Microsoft founder Bill Gates flanked Donald and Melania Trump at a dinner with officials and tech leaders following a roundtable event on education earlier on Thursday.
There's no way these guys aren't up to Efferi.
The president praised the tech CEOs and said his administration was making it easy to build the data centers needed for AI with electric capacity and getting your permits.
The scenes were reminiscent of Trump's inauguration in January when powerful Silicon Valley leaders attended after donating millions of dollars to his inaugural committee.
Tech bosses have worked to ingratiate themselves with Trump since last year's election as they seek looser regulation, greater public subsidies, and relief from tariffs for their company.
So this is like, so this is called oligarch welfare.
This is rugged individualism and capitalism for working people and socialism for the rich.
That's what this is.
Many also face the prospect of breakup in numerous antitrust lawsuits brought by the government.
So like they should have broke, like when Barack Obama was supposed to break up the banks and he didn't because he was paid off by the banks, which is why him and his wife are worth hundreds of millions of dollars now.
And even though when they came into office, they were penniless.
So they should break up Google.
Google should be broken up.
YouTube should be taken apart from they should even break up YouTube if they could.
It's too big.
Crossing the president has crossing the president has proved perilous as Trump has lashed out against individual companies and threatened targeted tariffs against groups such as Apple to bring them in line with his agenda on issues including promoting U.S. manufacturing and absorbing the costs of tariffs.
So and here we see what happens when an all-powerful mafia is suddenly called to dinner with another all-powerful mafia.
They don't have a guidebook to deal with this.
So We are so grateful to the president, first lady, and the entire administration for making it a national priority to prepare the next generation to harness AI's power.
Nutella, different from Nutella, said in a video on Twitter.
Open AI co-founder Altman has spent this year building ties with the Trump administration after previous criticism of the president.
This is like, you know, this is like when the oil companies used to suck up to Barack Obama and George Bush.
He has showcased his company's technology to lawmakers and White House staff and emphasized the potential impact of AI on the American economy.
Isn't it funny that oil companies get to take oil out of the earth that belongs to the United States and make it their own?
Isn't that interesting?
Like, why is it that nationalized?
They should at least have to pay half their profits to America.
Because we have our money based on it.
That's right.
Because you want our money to collapse that's based on them selling.
We can't.
We could never be nationalized because of that.
You know, I don't know about you, Kurt, but I have so many dreams for AI to finally take over and do all the creative things in my life so I can get back doing the laborious chores, which so happily fill my day.
I don't want to be creative.
I want to go back to folding clothes and cut, you know, mowing lawns.
Yeah, they can make an AI that does that, Jimmy.
Yeah, when's the AI going to power wash my driveway?
Never.
Thank you for being such a pro-business, pro-innovative president.
It's very refreshing change.
We're very excited to see what you're doing to make all of our companies in our entire country so successful, Altman said.
It was hard to hear him with the in his mouth.
Google.
So, yeah, that's that guy.
Google's Pichai joined the chorus earlier on Thursday, highlighting the company's plan to invest $1 billion in AI-powered education in the next three years.
That's what we need, more AI.
It's an honor for me to be here and to support the First Lady's.
Okay, yeah, we are incredibly thankful.
Blah, blah, blah.
Pichai's different.
He's got glasses.
Okay.
Notably absent was Elon Musk.
I saw a meme where Trump is talking to Zuckerberg, and Trump says to Zuckerberg, you're Elon now.
Did he say that?
No, that's just a meme somebody made.
Oh, I thought there's a hot mic.
Oh, there is a hot mic.
Wait till I show you that part.
There is a hot mic coming up.
Oh, I should have.
I think I buried the lead.
I should have led with that.
Notably absent from the event was Elon Musk, who publicly fell out with Trump earlier this year after leading the so-called Department of Government Efficiency.
Musk, who owns AI company XAI, said he had been invited, but sent a representative in his stead.
Really?
Other invitees included Google founder Sergey Ben, Oracle chief Safra Katz, Palinter executive Shimon Bisankar, and White House, and a White House official said.
Okay, all right.
Big tech groups are among more than 100 signatories that have pledged to support the First Lady's AI education scheme.
Melania Trump last month launched the presidential AI challenge, which seeks to foster students and educators' interests.
We must ensure America's talent, our workforce is prepared to sustain.
Melania wants America to be leaders in AI.
Why not?
We're already leaders in every other evil technology there is, chemical weapons, nuclear power, fake medicine.
So here's what David Icky, that's how you say his name, or is it David Ike?
It looks like Icky, though.
It looks like Icky, but I think it's Ike.
He says, by the way, he's not a fan of mine.
I'll tell you that.
Why?
What'd you do?
Because I agree with him, but he was first.
So he's upset that he was first about stuff like COVID and I wasn't.
I give him credit.
He was before me.
I said that Trump was put in power to front up the AI oligarch takeover of society with artificial intelligence.
And that's exactly what he's doing with the oligarchs driving the policy and direction.
Here are many at a White House dinner yesterday, including Trump AI czar David Sachs, Meta founder.
David Sachs has been on the show.
Meta founder Mark Zuckerberg, Apple CEO Tim Cook, Microsoft founder Bill Gates, Open.
So yeah, he lists them all.
Clear your mind of all the diversions.
And this is the thrust of the whole Trump regime, installing the AI control system on every level.
Now, didn't tell me, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Steve Bannon warn us about these guys?
They want to be techno-feudalists.
Right.
They want a Venetian, Venetian city-state approach to things.
You know how Bill Gates had that town in Seattle?
Which is like Bill Gates Town?
You pick an oligarch and you'll live under their feudal banner one day.
If all goes right, according to plan.
Is there someone there who's not on the Epstein list at this dinner?
That's my question.
Oh.
Zuckerberg.
I think Zuckerberg is kind of a nerd, you know?
Yeah.
So here, so that's what was happening.
That was the big meeting.
Musk doesn't show up.
He's sitting there next to stupid Bill Gates.
He's letting him spew about vaccines.
But here I think is the most interesting part of what happened at this meeting.
Watch this.
So Trump asks Mark Zuckerberg how much money he's planning to invest in the upcoming years in the United States.
Zuckerberg hesitated.
Then he said, well, let's watch it.
Let's watch.
How much are you spending?
Would you say over the next few years?
Oh, gosh.
I mean, I think it's probably going to be something like, I don't know, at least $600 billion through 28 in the U.S. Yeah.
It's a lot.
No, it's not significant.
That's a lot.
Thank you.
That's a lot.
That's a lot, buddy.
So wait, watch what happens.
So watch this.
So he just said $600 billion in the coming years.
That's what he says.
It's great to have you.
So now you can't, it's hard to hear, but Zuckerberg leans into Trump and he goes, I'm sorry, I wasn't ready to do our, ready?
Here we go.
Turn it up a little.
Fuck my friend now.
He said, I wasn't sure what number you wanted to go with.
And they're like him and Trump laugh.
Ha ha.
He said he didn't know what number to go with.
So you guys, you know, there's a hot mic there.
We could hear you.
I wasn't sure what number you wanted to go.
So what does that mean?
Like he want his hopes Trump's so happy with him.
So he's just like, whatever number you want me to say, Mr. President, I'll say.
What did you want?
What did you want me to say?
Like, is this like, I mean, I don't want to be too hopeful, but is this like a nice Putin shake Putin oligarch shakedown?
You know, is Trump doing a Putin oligarch shakedown where Putin made them handle?
See, Putin did it right.
They all decide over a thing and hand back the shit they stole, you know?
And that's why he's unforgivable on a lot of levels because he's an autocrat that doesn't let the oligarchs have a say.
But that looked like a nervous nerd being like, is that enough money?
Yeah.
Let's watch it again.
How much are you spending?
Would you say over the next few years?
Oh, gosh.
I mean, I think it's probably going to be something like, I don't know, at least $600 billion through 28 in the U.S. Through 28.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
No, it's not significant.
That's a lot.
Thank you, Mark.
It's great to have you.
Sorry, it wasn't your regular fuck for now.
He said, this is true.
And then Trump turns to his life.
Yeah, he said he didn't know what number to say.
He didn't know what I wanted him to say.
And that reminds me.
Because they own this fucking place.
It's a big club.
And you ain't in it.
You and I are not in the big club.
There it is.
I disagree.
It's a much smaller club.
The club's actually quite small and exclusive.
Yeah, he should have said it was a small club and you ain't in it.
I don't know why he said big club.
He meant like big time, big time.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what that's probably what he meant.
Yeah.
And lots of super smart people, total effing idiots.
That's what that shows me there.
That was a great dinner.
I don't even trust that Zuckerberg's an AI.
I think it's like a lot of AI where it's really just like four Indian guys in a room somewhere.
So you know how Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because it's going to reflect negatively on Israel and probably everybody else in government, including himself.
Well, now, and he said it's a hoax.
So Trump said it was a hoax.
There's nothing to it.
And so did Dan Bongino said he killed himself.
Don't worry about it.
There's nothing to see there.
There's no connection to intelligence, even though for years they all said there was, right?
Cash Patel, Dan Bongino, Trump himself brought up the Epstein files.
Now Trump says it's all a hoax, left-wing hoax.
But guess who isn't saying it's a left-wing hoax?
The Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, breaking.
Speaker of the House announces that Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein.
Well, if you were an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein, that means it's not a hoax, right, Trump?
So now Trump is saying two totally different things.
Of course it's not a hoax.
Of course it's real because now Speaker Johnson is saying that Donald Trump was actually on the inside trying to take down Jeffrey Epstein.
Why would you be on the inside trying to take down Jeffrey Epstein if there was nothing to take down, if it was just a hoax?
Well, here's Mike Johnson saying it.
He's not saying that what Epstein did is a hoax.
It's a terrible, unspeakable evil.
He believes that himself.
When he first heard the rumor, he kicked him out of Mid-A-Longo.
He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down.
The president knows and has great sympathy for the women who have suffered these unspeakable harms.
It's detestable to them.
He and I have spoken about this as recently as 24 hours ago.
So I knew, I always knew it.
I knew Trump was a secret agent the whole time.
I knew it with his smooth, Debonard, James Bond way of talking and the way he has to fight off the ladies.
He's the actual Spider-Man, except he gets tangled in his own web.
Mike Johnson really pulled this off, too, making me convinced with the way he'd explained this.
Doesn't he sound like a loan shark enforcer?
He wants money back.
Let's listen.
He's not saying that what Epstein did is a hoax.
It's a terrible, unspeakable evil.
He believes that himself.
When he first heard the rumor, he kicked him out of Mid-Alago.
He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down.
The president knows and has great sympathy for the women who have suffered these unspeakable harms.
It's detestable to them.
He and I have spoken about this as recently as 24 hours ago.
So which is it?
Is it a hoax or not?
So here's what Trump says.
So Trump was asked about it.
Mr. President, right now, there have been survivors of Jeffrey Epstein speaking at a press conference on Capitol Hill.
They're calling for these case files, these documents to be released.
Thomas Massey, who is sponsoring a discarded position to get the House to vote on the release of those documents, says he doesn't think you're implicated in this.
So they had a big press conference with the Epstein victims calling for the release of all the Epstein files.
And Thomas Massey wants a vote in Congress to force them to release it.
and they're asking trump about it smiles but many of your friends and donors maybe and since that's why the justice department is redacting them and slow walking the release aren't these the justice department protecting any friends or donors sir So this is a Democrat hoax that never ends.
You know, it reminds me a little of the.
Boy, what an interesting way for the Democrats to pull a hoax, right?
Considering how many of them are also on the Epstein flight logs.
Isn't that interesting?
Here we go.
Kennedy situation.
We gave him everything over and over again, more and more and more.
And nobody's ever satisfied.
From what I understand, I could check, but from what I understand, thousands of pages of documents have been given.
But it's really a Democrat hoax because they're trying to get people to talk about something that's totally irrelevant to the success that we've had as a nation since I've been.
And so now I'm trying to get people to talk about other things that are totally irrelevant to the Epstein.
I want him to talk about the DC cop takeover.
I want him to talk about Venezuela.
I want him to talk about everything else in the world except actually what's happening.
I want him to talk about a guy throwing a hoagie submarine sandwich at a cop, saying that that's the deep state.
I want him to talk about everything else except the Epstein files.
And isn't it interesting that Mike Johnson just said, hey, Trump was actually an FBI informant working on the Epstein case.
Isn't that, I don't know.
Al Sharpton came, was more forthcoming about his FBI informant status than Trump.
By the way, Democrat hoax.
The Democrats, when they're in power, suppress this just how Trump is.
Exactly.
They suppress even harder, as a matter of fact.
People are asking him right now about it.
So here it is.
Should the Epstein files be released?
82% of MAGA Republicans say yes.
86% of Independents say yes.
83% of all Republicans want it released.
And 90% of Democrats.
So that's an overwhelming majority of Americans want the.
Everybody but Zionists.
Everybody but Zionists.
See how small of a percentage it is?
And so when it says 18% of MAGA want it released, that means that 18% of MAGA know for sure that Trump is in the Epstein files.
And that's what they don't want it released.
You see how that is?
I'll bet they think Israel, not Trump.
I bet you.
Because I still like.
And here is so Alex Jones actually responded to this.
And even Alex Jones is going to admit here that the Epstein whole thing is about Mossad and the CIA.
Watch this.
Our president is a serial, and that's what he is.
Famous Trump hater Rosie O'Donnell just accused Trump of being, quote, a serial.
There's no proof of that.
Total fraud.
In fact, I reported this decades ago, but it was Trump that first reported to the FBI, Jeffrey Epstein, the trigger his first conviction because he was poaching 16-year-old girls, let you free out of Marlago.
Before I ever endorsed Trump in 2016, we covered all that.
We investigated it.
Now, why he's been slowrolling it?
Why he's been doing this?
It's protect Mossad, the CIA.
We know that it's wrong.
And I've said that.
So there's Alex Jones saying the reason why Trump is slow walking this is to protect the Mossad and the CIA in Israel.
So it's not a hoax.
Nobody believes it's a hoax.
No one, it's not working.
It's really worth it to protect that group, isn't it?
The CIA and Mossad, the two best groups there are I can think of.
You really got to protect those guys and gals.
So, Donald Trump is the FBI informant on the inside of the Epstein Island Circle, telling us that there's nothing to see here and we should move along.
So, this is the same stealthy FBI team that got escorted into the Capitol building on January 6th, right?
Because those guys are good.
You know, they were feds, even when the rest of the protesters outside were directly calling them feds.
Here is Benny Johnson says: with this new revelation, it becomes clear that President Trump is the undisputed hero in the Epstein saga.
This is quite a spin from Benny Benny doing some good work here.
Speaker Johnson confirmed that Trump served as an FBI informant, taking direct action against Jeffrey Epstein, one of the world's most dangerous traffickers.
When he first heard the rumor, he kicked him out of Mar-a-Lagro.
He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down.
The Epstein victims attorney said the same thing over a decade ago and reiterated just a week ago.
So I don't care if Trump, it doesn't matter.
Look what he wrote: the key force in bringing Epstein down.
I don't care about Epstein.
I want the assholes that are still working.
That's right.
Dipshit.
That's right.
Or it's worthless, or the whole thing's worthless.
They will traffic your kids if they think it helps Israel or whatever regime change bullshit we do.
Epstein is not just a human trafficker.
Don't forget, he was laundering money for all the intel agencies.
That's right.
All the intel agencies ought to be put in a wood chipper, but every one of these fucking people who I think get paid through cutouts by intel agencies are like, oh, the bad man's gone now.
Now you're joking.
So now they're, so it was never for me, it was never about is Trump on the list?
Is he not on the list?
For me, it was all about the Basad, the CIA, and all the people that are being blackmailed.
And it doesn't compromise and compromise and the money laundering.
And the money and the laundry.
The CIA.
Yes.
Everybody in there ought to be put in Guantanamo.
So now they're trying to narrow the focus to it wasn't Trump.
Okay, it wasn't Trump.
So then release everything.
Oh, Alex Jones just told you why they're not going to release everything because Trump is covering for the Mossad and the CIA and the deep state.
That's called the deep state, which is why Trump was allowed to become president in the first place because he's in bed with the deep state.
He's not actually fighting them.
In fact, he gave them over $200 billion extra to go do their deep state stuff.
$200 billion.
While your cities are rotting, he gave the deep state $200 billion more money.
And Palantir is going to surveil you.
You're going to be more surveilled than the Palestinians are by the IDF.
Well, that really worked.
By the way, thank God it doesn't work that well.
Thank God it doesn't work that well.
Breaking, Speaker of the House just said that Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein.
How dumb do they think the American people are?
This is the most desperate cover-up attempt yet.
Trump is not some secret double agent.
He's a just like Bill Clinton.
Adam Johnson says, so it seems they are actually going with Trump was a white hat.
Yeah, well, that's your government.
I mean, keep believing in it.
Keep voting.
Keep sending your kids to go die in a war.
Do all that.
Go to football.
Go watch a good football game.
So this is funny.
It said he was only at the child or ERP grape parties, so he could stop it.
No, you aren't allowed to see the files about this hero.
Yeah, where's the medal?
Yeah, I would have liked to hear earlier.
Yeah.
It would make my mind rest easy if I hadn't seen Harry Potter stammer it out like you just made it up.
Yep.
So, should we be giving Trump an award then?
I mean, he was the hero in this.
He was at the char, he was at the child grape parties so he could stop them.
Mike Johnson, freshly back from doing a red hetchel, red heifer magical occult ritual in Israel.
You know, he went there and smuggled red appraisers.
Yes, I know that.
Whatever goofball shit.
These people suck.
So here comes Marjorie Taylor Greene to also disagree with Trump and Mike Johnson.
Folks, while these women were speaking out and they were saying, we're not a hoax, we're human beings.
And I think we need to see something turn around there.
And I'll say this here.
You can prove it's a hoax by releasing it.
Let us decide if it's a hoax or not.
I mean, I love everything they're doing.
Let us decide.
Let us decide if it's a hoax or not.
Release all the files and we'll decide.
And by the way, those files will show that Donald Trump was doing the bidding of the FBI and he was trying to bring down Jeffrey Epstein.
Why would he be afraid to show this?
Why do they get to have any secrets anymore about anything in history at all?
I don't understand why.
Unless they're hiding unspeakable crimes they could never come clean about.
There is no other reason.
That Jeff K thing that he just said, what a prick.
80,000 documents.
You know what?
I don't want to see your dumb documents.
I want you, the guy in charge, to just tell me all the shit you don't want to tell me.
And you and your documents.
I know there's not documents.
And who's on the videos?
And so somebody saw him.
They come talk.
And so Dan Bongino and Cas Patel say, trust me, I've seen all the files.
Democracy is not based on trust.
Democracy is based on mistrust.
And so that's why we have open courts.
That's why we have open hearings in Congress.
That's why we don't have secrets from the American people because our government actually isn't based on trust.
It's based on mistrust.
And that's why we're supposed to have transparency in government.
This is why the post-World War II narrative is collapsing.
It's not because of anti-Semitism.
It's because of this bullshit for the last 80 years.
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