Ukraine Sending PREGNANT WOMEN To The Front Lines!
Despite the extreme dangers, limited medical care, and a lack of proper maternity support, pregnant Ukrainian soldiers are actively serving on the front lines, with many framing their service as fighting for both their country and their children’s future. The New York Times presented these stories as examples of resilience and feminist empowerment, though guest host Misty Winston and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger mock the framing as propaganda and a sign of military desperation. Testimonies from soldiers describe terrifying conditions, from daily shelling to struggling with prenatal care in combat zones, while some returned to service shortly after giving birth. The story highlights just how desperate the Ukrainian military situation has become. Plus segments on the likely implementation of Minority Report-inspired “pre-crime” technology to catch school shooters, Beverly Hills voting to fly the Israeli flag at area schools and the latest example of the New York Times’ shameless caping for Israel. Also featuring Stef Zamorano and Jimmy Dore!
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So expecting on the front lines, motherhood in Ukraine's military.
Pregnant Ukrainian soldiers say they are fighting for the future of their country and for their children.
Yes, you heard me correctly.
Pregnant Ukrainian women are fighting on the front lines of this war.
So let's bring Kurt in.
This is the good story, Kurt.
And the way that they try to frame this, wait till you guys hear this article.
It is wild.
They are legitimately trying to like, yes, queen, like bad boss bitch feminist this situation.
A pregnant woman in live combat.
That's yeah.
And that kid's going to come out great too.
Right.
You don't have to be used to play Mozart in the Wu.
Who doesn't want to hear some bomb explosions and some gunfire?
Okay.
I shouldn't laugh.
Yeah.
It's not funny, but it's funny.
Crouching in a trench on the front lines in eastern Ukraine.
Elena felt the ovulation app on her phone buzz.
I'm going to cause myself to death laughing, please.
Okay.
Oh, no.
That sentence.
Let me just read that again.
Crouching in a trench on the front lines in eastern Ukraine.
Elena felt the ovulation app on her phone.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to murder you, Kurt.
Oh, no.
We might have left.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
My ovulation app buzzed on my phone.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Quote, I realized that I really needed to be at home making a baby, not sitting in this trench, end quote, recalled Elena, a combat medic.
But it wasn't an immediate option.
And her desire to start a family was as strong as her need to serve.
That's not good.
No.
The Russians have been given Viagra to rape, as you know.
I still can't believe they regurgitated that.
They don't even try anymore.
They just do the same stories over and over again and expect us to buy it.
It's so embarrassing.
And people buy it, which is even more embarrassing.
After about six months of trying, navigating appointments with fertility doctors around her limited leave, it finally happened, end quote, said Elena, who like other women interviewed for this article, requested that only her first name be used for reasons of military protocol.
She got pregnant, but continued to serve.
While some people might think fighting a war while pregnant is crazy, Elena says she sees it, quote, a bit differently, end quote.
She added, right, right.
She said, quote, war is war, but life goes on, end quote.
Ukraine's military is finding it hard to recruit young men as the war with Russia grinds on, but women, all volunteers, are a bright spot.
The number of women serving has grown more than 20% to about 70,000 since Russia's invasion in 2022.
Those who become pregnant often serve in tough conditions under relentless shelling, living without heat in the winter or running water in proper toilets.
Quote, it's terrifying every single day, end quote, said Nadia 25, who served as a frontline radio operator until she was eight and a half months pregnant.
Quote, you wake up wondering if everything is okay, if everyone is still alive, end quote, she said, describing how every morning she would brush plaster off her bed that had fallen from the ceiling after a night of explosions.
Pregnancy, she said, made it even more difficult.
No shit.
The clinic where she would get ultrasounds closed, so did many nearby hospitals.
quote, you're constantly thinking about your child's well-being, end quote, said Nadia, who gave birth to a boy, Yaroslav.
Oh, that's Yaroslav Hunka, the Nazi they saluted in Canada.
What a fine name to give your child.
Oh, good, good poll.
But the Nazis, as far as I know, the Nazis would never have sent a pregnant white lady into combat because they were a eugenics.
You know, the Nazis in Ukraine, you would think would be the same.
Although.
at the end of the war when the Nazis were losing, that's when this kind of shit went on, isn't it?
So they must not be winning is how I take it.
They're definitely not winning.
Well, that and having six-year-old men and pregnant women in the war and stuffing people in vans is kind of how I guessed.
Yeah, it's kind of obvious.
Quote, it was nonstop stress every day combined with constant physical.
No shit.
Really?
Well, luckily, you know, Victoria Newland eats most of the babies anyway.
So.
Right.
I mean, the blood of the young.
While the U.S. Army and many other militaries remove pregnant soldiers from combat zones, Ukrainian women usually serve until their seventh month.
And that is in a military that doctors and soldiers say is ill-equipped to support them from uniforms that don't fit pregnant women to a lack of prenatal care.
Are they actually saying there's a problem in the industry of not making live combat maternity wear and that some deficiency?
This, okay.
It's too funny for me to even laugh at.
Like I have to like, all right, guys.
It's I can't like these sentences coming out of my mouth.
Like I can't believe these are words that are coming out of my mouth.
It's crazy.
So from uniforms that don't fit pregnant women to a lack of prenatal care in nurseries, amid the costs and challenges of fighting the war, despite the hardships, many pregnant soldiers say they understand the military has more pressing priorities and that they are motivated to serve for the future of Ukraine and their children.
Quote, our children are the future of this country, end quote, said Olya, 39, a combat medic in eastern Ukraine who gave birth to a girl in May.
Quote, we have to protect our children and we have to liberate the country for their future.
She just say protect the children.
Yeah.
A pregnant chicken.
Okay, assuming these are not AI generated or something.
Right.
This is like, I can't even get my head around what I'm looking at here.
This is the New York Times, right?
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And again, do you like how they're framing this as if this is like some like, oh, these brave women out there fighting this war while pregnant?
You know, this is one, another one of these stories.
I'm going to go to the mothership or somewhere or just wherever.
And I'm going to want to tell somebody about it because I can't believe it.
And I bet nobody's heard about it because who would read the New York Times?
Right.
But I got to find, there's got to be someone that I can bring this up to because this is the craziest thing.
I mean, the New York Times, they've had some crazy things, but this is wild.
Yeah.
Like I don't even know what to say.
And the only reason I saw it, I should give a shout out.
My friend Brad Pierce did a really amazing thread on this.
And that's the only reason why I saw it because he like broke down this article on a thread.
I was just going to read his thread, but I figured I should bring like the source material to you guys rather than my friend's thread.
Yeah, it's wild.
So here, here we go.
Once they give birth, women are also also face wrenching decisions about how long to stay home with their babies or whether to return to a military that desperately needs them.
Nadia said that after her baby was born, she was allowed 126 days of paid leave, which listen, that's more than you get in the United States, if she wanted to return to the front.
Otherwise, she could take off three years unpaid.
Quote, how can I leave him?
End quote, she said.
She said she wondered before deciding to take the three years with the intention of returning to service after that.
Valentinia cut short her maternity leave to return to service in the military since 2019.
She had worked as an infantry mechanic before the full-scale invasion, an unusual route for a woman.
Quote, I wanted to challenge society by saying that a woman in a complex combat position can perform her duties on an equal footing with a man, end quote, Valentinia said.
She had initially been hesitant to return to service after giving birth in late 2021, worried that a military salary would not support her family.
The Russian invasion changed everything, she said.
Quote, sometimes you have to make difficult decisions to make things better.
Finding a unit to accept her back wasn't easy, Valentinia said, partly because of the sexism that experts say is pervasive in the Ukrainian military.
There's clearly not enough.
There's not enough.
They don't want pregnant women.
Are you telling me the Nazis are sexist?
Okay.
Listen, if you're allowing pregnant women to serve on the front lines, there's not enough sexism in your military.
Well, you've lost the war is what that means.
Yeah.
Hold on, Prisoner.
The military needs pregnant women to serve in vital roles.
It's over.
It's all done.
But we knew that when they were allowing kidnapping 60-year-old men.
Yeah.
Yes.
So several turned her down, including one whose commander said she should stay home with her baby.
She did not get approval until August 2023 when her son was 18 months old.
Major Victoria Kravinshka Kravinchko has served in Ukraine's military for over 16 years and is a psychologist who has researched the issue of sexism in the armed forces.
She said women can get pregnant.
Women who get pregnant can face considerable barriers like commanders who question their decision to return to the fight after having babies or their fitness to serve.
Reasonable questions!
How are they getting pregnant in the military?
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to do that.
Right?
Okay.
Quote, it's no secret that gender bias exists, Major Kravinchko said as her daughter chewed a mango slice in her arms at their home in Kiev last winter.
She added that financial concerns were also a challenge.
In Ukraine, the military covers 126 days of maternity leave.
After that, the state provides about $170 a month for the child.
A number of private entities are helping out.
One group, I'm not even going to attempt that, Zem, I'm not even, I'm not, makes and sends maternity uniforms.
Maternity uniforms.
Those are devil worshipping Satan.
Who would make a maternity material?
That's not a thing that should exist.
Oh my goodness.
Right.
Okay.
To serving soldiers.
Kvitna, a nonprofit, provides free women's health care from a mobile clinic.
What about birth control?
How about that?
Quote, there was an urgent need, said Taras Yef.
I'm not even going to try.
A gynecologist with Kvitna on one recent rotation.
He said the mobile clinic screened 573 female soldiers.
Five were pregnant.
The Ukrainian military did not respond to questions about how many women were pregnant or had given birth in the ranks or about prenatal care for soldiers.
Dr. Vita Marchenko, 62, has cared for pregnant soldiers at her hospital in Slovonsk.
Slovaniansk?
I don't know.
I'm a dumb American.
Eastern Ukraine.
It lacks the staff and equipment for advanced testing, but can deliver babies.
Quote, I never thought we would have so many women at war, end quote, Dr. Marchenko said.
A female soldier's pregnancy only differs from a civilian's in that it provides quote unquote more purpose, Dr. Marchenko said.
Reminded what they are fighting for.
And that is GMO modified grain that BlackRock sells to Poland or something.
What are they fighting for?
The adrenochrome supply?
Yeah, what are they fighting for?
They think they're fighting for the, they're not fighting for their country.
Olya, a senior combat medic in eastern Ukraine, said she was surprised to find out she was pregnant last September.
Quote, I did not plan to get pregnant.
When I went to war, I wanted to fight until victory, she said.
She initially kept her pregnancy a secret, fearful she might get reassigned.
When bleeding, what?
In war, more like whore.
In war, no one pulls out.
Did you know that?
No, I'm not.
I apologize.
No, that's funny.
But when bleeding landed her in the hospital for a week in December, Olya had to inform her commander.
Doctors advised her to quote unquote, take it easy, according to Olya.
She said that it was hard to do as she was the only medic in her company and quote, the guys still need medical help, end quote.
Her commander made some adjustments and Olya stopped going into combat positions.
Still, war was all around her for the duration of her pregnancy.
Olya said she talked to her unborn baby to tell her what was going on around them.
That's great.
That, yes, tell your unborn child about the mass death and destruction.
Child death from the explosions.
Yeah, it's a great bedtime story.
I'm going to do that with my kids tonight.
I'm going to tell them all the stories about Gaza.
is a bedtime story.
Good, good.
She bristles at that.
I don't know if you saw what it said.
Good parenting.
And to tell her that she loved her, that they were going to be okay and that they were doing an important task.
She bristled at the suggestion that some might question her priorities.
She bristled pregnant, you war whore.
Quote, I'm ready to assume responsibility that I'm near the combat zone with my child.
I do everything to protect her.
And quote, I have to stay and help here.
No, you don't.
In late May, she gave birth to her baby girl, Arinya.
While Olya has officially quit the military, she plans to re-enlist in a year or so.
Quote, we have very few people left with a necessary level of experience and professionalism.
And this is a long game.
So we are.
I hope it's not.
I hope we stop giving them money.
I thought we were supposed to have done that already.
This is supposed to end in 24 hours.
So that's to, hey, buckle up because this thing is going to keep going on and on forever.
That's what this is about.
And then here from Dave DeCamp, who we had on the show earlier, he retweeted, this is Brad Pierce.
I told you this is the thread that he put out.
And Dave said, yeah, if you have pregnant women on the front lines, it's time to surrender.
And I agree.
Not even the Muslim Islamo fascist terrorists do that.
Not even the Muslims would do a thing that foul, put a pregnant woman on the front lines.
Yeah.
In fact, I bet they're judging us.
I'm just glad Osama bin Laden isn't alive to see this dark day.
I think I think Osama would feel, he used to think, he used to call us the great Satan, but let's face what we are now, the kind of fat, non-binary Satan.
And nobody wants to see our podcast.
Blue hair.
Yeah, with blue hair.
This is a pathetic.
We're not even a Gavin Newsome podcast here.
No, I don't even know if there's a level of podcast that would equate.
It's bad.
It's bad.
But yeah, the idea that the New York Times framed that as some like feminist.
Who wrote it?
Does their name have too many consonants is my guess?
Hold on, let me.
Too many consonants and not enough vowels, just like a couple of words.
I'm a dumb American, so it's a very good chance I won't be able to pronounce it.
I would have said that, but Misty, would you put pregnant women in the front lines?
No.
You're a super genius, it turns out.
And so am I. I mean, I got that going for me.
What's the name there?
Cassandra Vinograd and Olexander Chumkov.
Oh, so some, what's their intel agency over there called?
That's them.
I think they're allowed to do propaganda on American soil, by the way.
Do you know that?
They've been doing that for a while where the Air Force Intelligence Agency is allowed to do as much.
Remember what they accused Russia of during the election that really didn't happen?
Well, Ukraine does do that all the time.
And that's how this insanity would be here.
Because two Ukraine, oh, let me guess.
Two Ukrainian intel wrote it.
Yeah, probably.
But there you have it.
Ukraine has pregnant women fighting on the front lines, telling their unborn children stories of war.
That's their positive propaganda about Ukraine.
I just want to point that out.
Two Ukrainian assets in the New York Times wrote that as a positive.
It didn't land well.
I can tell you that.
Everybody that I've seen that's retweeted it is like aghast that this is something that a lot of shitlib women in big cities don't ever want to have to do something like that in their lives.
And they're going to think that.
And also when they have a baby, you know, that's a precious luxury item that only some people can and should afford.
And so they, none of these liberal broads that would think the New York Times is okay would assume that that's okay.
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So last story before we wrap up.
And this is one that is also pretty terrifying.
So Derek Brose, I'm sure many of you are familiar with him.
He's been on this show before.
He's been on my show before.
He's pretty prolific in the indie media space.
Former IDF soldier calls for using Gideon pre-crime tool to stop school shootings.
This is, I have a couple of videos of this guy and it's, he's creepy.
On Wednesday, I think his name's Aaron Cohen.
I don't know the, I think it's Aaron Cohen.
Use First Lady Melania Trump's call for quote preemptive intervention in identifying potential school shooters, end quote, to pitch Gideon, America's, quote, first ever AI threat detection platform, end quote, for law enforcement.
Quote, it scraps the internet, 24 scrapes the internet.
Sorry, 24-7 using an Israeli grade ontology to pull specific threat language and then roots it to local law enforcement, end quote, said Cohen, an American Canadian actor and former Israeli Defense Forces operative.
Quote, it's a 24-7 detective.
It never sleeps and it's going to get us in front of these attacks, end quote.
I mean, okay.
So here we go.
Yeah.
Okay.
Does anyone out there believe these are organic shootings?
I want to point something out.
No, when, when back in the day, when these, so there was the guy from Texas that shot from the clock tower at school.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, what's his name?
Yeah, I know here.
If you think that guy wasn't an MK Ultra guy, you're dumb.
I'm just going to tell anybody watching, are you stupid?
They're always military or CIA connected every day.
Or known to authorities.
Yeah.
Then when I was younger, it was called going postal.
There was no school shootings.
All the post offices, for some reason, postal workers would go nuts and do a school shooting, but in the post office.
And Seinfeld had a joke about it with Newman.
What is it with postal workers?
He goes, it's because the mail, it just keeps coming.
Remember?
There was a video game that was very controversial called postal about going postal.
But then I would say, what is it, 1999?
It suddenly converted to all school shootings with Columbine.
You never heard about a postal.
In fact, postals died down.
It was all school shootings.
I don't believe a single one was not engineered by Intel.
I don't believe.
There might have been one.
I think one of them.
Maybe.
I don't think one of them.
People don't.
There's copycat stuff.
Like there are like depressed kids out there.
Yeah.
Well, finding one who wasn't on SSRIs and finding one that has no connections to Intel because I ain't found one yet.
I found one yet.
Every story we heard, the Columbine story about the loner nerds who didn't have friends.
Yeah, they did it.
Chris Rocket hold.
No, not one part of that.
Not one part of that was correct.
No.
And you go back and look at all the shootings.
Not one thing reported at the time has turned out to be correct.
And I'm not saying go on conspiracy sites.
The news themselves, about five to 10 years later, will change the whole story, but you don't care by then because we're on to the next shooting.
Yeah, there's so many.
Well, I'll give you an example.
In Australia, they had a kid who was clearly autistic that did a shooting.
It's a famous one.
Okay.
And all of Australia, because they're punks over there, gave up all their guns the next day.
And that's the reason they started doing that.
They started doing it in America.
But Americans, because luckily we're dumb and we don't get free health care like punk ass Australians.
You see, the fact they don't give us nothing, that's the saving grace of America because nobody trusts the government as a result of that.
Well, they would.
They would go, oh, I like the government.
People get stuff from the government.
Federal employees all trust the government, right?
They'll do any dirty thing for the government.
But regular people, the government doesn't do shit for them except make their life miserable.
So that's why they're not able to do that same trick they did in Australia.
So now they up the end.
Now they know they're not going to get you to disarm willingly.
And if you read Tragedy and Hope, nobody has ever conquered a people who wouldn't disarm.
What they're converting to now is surveillance.
So the next thing to move in with mass shootings is constant surveillance.
And that's what the switch is.
It was get your guns.
You'll notice that hasn't worked.
Yeah.
You know, like I've never felt, I mean, I'm glad I live in Texas.
I live in Methobo, a Methobo Center.
So I'm glad that I have guns here.
Anybody thinks you don't need one is an idiot, I think, now, but I've never felt the need to own a gun until I was in such a, you know, anyway.
Now the golden dome that's going to lock you in, like the goddamn Simpsons.
And now you're going to have stuff named after Israeli spyware.
Gideon.
Yeah.
Great.
And wait till you hear this guy.
Have you, have you like, are you familiar with the story?
Like, have you heard this?
This guy is a here.
Let's play it.
Cause this guy's fucking crazy.
I'm sure you're exaggerating.
I'm going to just, I don't even know which one to play first.
You sound like a crazy collusion theorist.
I totally am.
Are you always collusion people?
The collusion people?
What do you mean?
Well, that's why I say conspiracy because I'm liberal.
I believe in collusions.
I don't believe in conspiracies.
I'm a smart liberal.
I believe in collusions.
It's like conspiracies, but it's like for smart people.
Oh.
Well, I'm not very smart.
So it's like with science, people that believe in science.
If you ever be collusion.
Yes.
Science.
Let's see it.
I want to see this guy.
All right.
Here we go.
Gideon AI trailer.
Let's play it very quickly.
Gideon is the first real-time AI system built to detect threats online before they become attacks.
You're talking about stopping mass shootings, attacks in Boulder before they start.
We're not trying to.
I'm building the first AI-driven threat prediction platform for law enforcement.
They're flying blind right now.
I've got an elite team of engineers from Palantir.
I've got law enforcement agencies lined up.
76% of these mass attackers posted some type of grievance online.
This is America's early warning detection system.
If you're a chief out there, reach out to me and get on my pilot.
And if you're a VC, I'm about to open my seed round.
Partner with me and let's make America safe again and give cops the tools they need.
Palantir, you hear him?
Palantir.
Why does he talk like that?
I don't know, but it's creepy.
I told you.
I thought it was an AI fake guy in the commercial until I saw the guy there.
Yeah.
He's crazy.
Now does that wisened rabbi come with a package?
I'd like a route.
I'd like some Skyware and I'd like to go to the dildo rabbi, maybe, perhaps.
Yeah, I'd like a dildo salesman rabbi.
He's creepy.
And it's Palantir.
Of course it's fucking Palantir.
And of course he's the former Israeli IDF.
And of course, it's Peter Thiel is a Christian man.
He's into esoteric stuff and he gives lectures on revelation.
Maybe you didn't know that.
I guess you never.
I've never been.
Yeah.
And he even said all these mass shooters post grievances online.
That's how you know.
That's all I do.
It's post grievances online, Kurt.
Oh, my God.
That's all I do.
Oh, well, I just thank Steven Spielberg for telling us about the future of minority report.
Yeah.
And this should put any of these conspiracy theories to rest.
The names Cohen and Spielberg.
Oh, yeah.
How could they even take a bit of blame on themselves for the five, the what was it?
The five percent rise in anti-semitism.
Yeah.
According to a nonsense group.
Yes.
A nonsense group that like their whole point is to fear monger about anti-semitism.
So again, this is my friend Erin.
If you're not following Erin, you should be following Erin.
She's a fantastic follow on Twitter.
She's incredibly smart.
She says the newest false flag mass shooting is being used to implement Gideon, described by its creator as AI that scans the web and social media to quote track behavioral escalation before the murder.
For the first time in history, we will have pre-attack signals and quote.
And then she obviously it's pre-crime.
And this is not new.
Pre-crime is, and I actually have a tweet from a friend.
Yo, your phone can read your brainwaves, by the way.
For sure.
Dude, how many times have we like announced they had in there?
You could have it happen to you.
Yes.
You think about something and then suddenly you get ads on your phone.
Okay.
We showed your boss would give you headphones to read your brainwaves to make sure you're paying attention at work.
Me and Jimmy played that a long time ago on a premium streamium.
That's old, old, old stuff.
Okay.
We're well into where it's going to be implemented.
Once it becomes public like this, they're already doing it.
They've been doing it.
Well, if they can read my mind, I fully support Israel.
Yeah, totally.
So this is Melania Trump.
They've been trotting her out on this issue.
So she says the tragic mass killing in Minnesota illuminates the need for preemptive intervention and identifying potential school shooters.
Early warning signs are often evident with many individuals exhibiting concerning behaviors and making violent threats online prior to their actions.
To prevent future tragedies, it is crucial we look into behavioral threat assessments across all levels of society, beginning in our homes, extending through school districts, and of course, social media platforms.
Being aware of these warning signs and acting quickly can save lives and make American communities safer.
Every single school shooter that I can think of.
Now, this one, I don't, all I know is on his magazines of his rifle, he had 20 different causes written.
Yes.
And they were all like contradicting each other.
Right.
And that's so that different influencers could pick one of the causes.
Yes.
And fearmonger.
Right.
So there's other people saying he's with the order of nine angles, that fake Patriot Front style satanic pandit group, I guess.
I call them the Order of Nine Bagels.
I hope I won't be the bagel list.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, and then here's my friend Steve over at AM Wake Up.
And he said, this is a Catholic school.
No.
It wasn't a Catholic school?
No.
Yeah.
Like, yes, but it's not a Catholic school, but he hates.
Yeah, his words are more hurtful than killing them kids.
Yeah, for sure.
So ADL species.
Steve said, this is several things, but it ain't new.
We've had pre-crime in the U.S. since 2021.
Trump Barr launched it on January 1st of that year.
Daniel Baker was the first American arrested as a result of pre-crime policing.
We've had pre-crime since before that, but that's really when it is.
Obama had a threat matrix that was AI in 2007.
And what the AI did was it killed 90% of innocent people, much the way the AI for that health insurance company dismisses 90% of the claims.
They all do the same thing.
It's crazy how that works.
Yeah.
At least they're consistent, I guess.
Oh, so here's this other, here's the other video of this weirdo.
Where is it?
Oh, we're going to just go.
Is this guy?
Is it a robot or something?
No, he's, I'm telling, I told you, he's creepy.
Just built Sean the first AI-powered threat detection system for law enforcement that scans the open web for radicalization and tactical planning.
And if somebody in the Trump administration is listening, partner with me and let's scale this and get local law enforcement the tools they need.
My technology will prevent these threats from popping off.
I don't know.
You have to get in front of these.
The technology's here.
The Israeli model meets palantir quality engineering.
And I've got it.
And the White House needs to give me a buzz and let's get this thing scaled nationally.
And it's called Gideon.
What is this?
He has it on in this one too.
Gideon AI trailer.
Let's play it very quickly.
Yeah, see it.
Let's see if we can get it closer.
What is that?
Hold on.
We're going to see.
Oh, can anybody tell what that is?
It's a little policeman badge.
Oh, like the little sheriff badge.
I mean, he was in the IDF.
I don't think he's.
He's an Israeli special ops veteran and he's wearing a little badge.
Is he a cop here?
Stephen Segal was more believable as an American.
So the reason he talks like that, very obviously, is English is his second language.
And that's why he's talking very slowly because he went to spy school.
So in the form for law enforcement.
I was like, where's Lex Friedman for some charisma?
He's a Mossad guy speaking English as a second language.
That's why he's talking like that.
And the reason he's so creepy is, as I said, he's a Mossad guy.
Yeah.
Wow.
What a piece of shit country that we have.
And it's a Mossad guy who's hanging out with Palantir guys.
We're doing the pre-crown.
Entertainment endeavors that are not imaginary, not real.
America is like an Israeli production, much like all the movies.
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Okay.
Next story up, we have, and this is something that I think Michael read a super chat about earlier.
And this is wild too.
So Beverly Hills.
And just so everybody knows, before we get into the story, there's been a development.
So we're going to get to that, but this is where it started.
So Beverly Hills has approved a resolution to display Israeli flags in public schools, recognize May as Jewish Heritage Month and designate October 7th as an annual day of remembrance.
The measure passed three to two despite protests over flying a foreign flag in the school.
So let's bring Kurt in.
This is crazy.
In Beverly Hills, of all places.
Right.
So Beverly Hills.
Are you telling me?
That in Beverly Hills, the center of Hollywood, they're going to fly the Israeli flag.
You could knock me over with a Israeli flag right now.
I am truly shocked by this development.
I know.
Who would have thunk it, right?
It's like the most unlikely cases.
Do the Armenians in Glendale fly Armenian flags at their schools?
That's how you decide if how right or wrong this is.
All right.
So my friend Erin actually retweeted a story about this and she said, will they be forced to pledge allegiance to it too?
Probably.
Yes, probably.
So I was a Jehovah's Witness and we don't salute the flag.
I couldn't be more proud of that, by the way.
I am the Lord of Jehovah's Witnesses.
And the reason nobody has to salute a flag is because they went to the Supreme Court with that, which, by the way, the first flag salute was a sigh heil.
It's called the Bellamy Salute.
You could.
Photo is hilarious.
Yeah.
It's a nonsense thing.
No one should do.
But anyway, you know how the flag burning thing, I think Trump just passed some flag burning ordinance recently, but this is actually said you can't burn an Israeli flag, which we just covered last week.
I wonder now, will this Pledge of Allegiance supersede the, you don't have to, the Supreme Court decision.
This Israeli Pledge of Allegiance that I bet you they will have them doing.
Much like the gay Pledge of Allegiance they were doing to the rainbow flag.
Remember all the teachers proudly TikToking?
Yes.
There's something about taking a blood oath to a flag that these teachers just weird.
I've never understood it.
Like it's a bizarre phenomenon anyway to have young children who couldn't possibly understand the significance or the meaning behind allegiance to the flag and what it signifies and all of that.
Like it's a child.
It's indoctrination.
Straight up.
That's what a cult mind control is.
For sure.
Carneys and rubes.
You and your kids are rubes.
And the carneys have every little way to get into your kids' brain with their creepy dicks.
So I'm sorry about that.
And we are bombarded with this stuff from the moment we exit the womb.
We are beat over the head with this indoctrination.
So Abir here, this is a good video.
I'm going to play this video for you.
She did a little video about who's on the board that voted on this thing here.
So let me.
Let's meet the board members from the Beverly Hills Unified School District.
Now, why should we give a fuck about these people?
Well, they just passed a resolution that now allows them to fly the Israeli flag on American public schools in the Beverly Hills School District.
It should be renamed Israeli Hills Unified School District.
The board members in support say this is all meant in good faith and that any display of an Israeli flag is not an endorsement of the country's government or any geopolitical topic.
It does not mean that the flag display means that it is against anyone.
It is in support of our Jewish students and the Jewish community.
That was board member Russell Stewart, whose background is not in any type of education whatsoever.
So what he's doing on an education board, I have no fucking clue.
Now to clarify, this vote passed with three to two, with these three on the bottom saying yes to this resolution and the two on the top saying no.
One of the no's coming from the actual president of the board, a Jewish woman herself.
Thank you to this woman.
And now to these other board members here.
This is an Iranian Jewish attorney.
And this woman herself was born in Israel.
Yet they are telling the media that this is not in support of a government, yet we are flying a flag of a government that is actively committing a genocide.
An attorney should know this.
The IPC literally just declared famine in the Gaza Strip, all of it being induced by Israeli policy.
And you want to fly their flag on our American schools.
You want to fly a flag of a country that has killed more journalists than all of these wars combined.
The U.S. Civil War, World War I, World War II, Korean War, Vietnam War, Yugoslavia War, and post-9-11 Afghanistan.
You want to fly a flag of a country that is in an active state of war, and their military data states that 83% of their targets have been civilians.
And for this Israeli woman right here, here, I'll give you a source that you can read in Hebrew.
You can screenshot this.
You want to fly a flag of a country that sexually assaults Palestinians in detention centers whose lawmakers justify those sexual assaults.
As a parent, I have no problem with my son learning about Judaism in school.
Teach about your culture.
Teach about your holidays.
A flag of a country that is actively participating in a genocide where its leaders have arrest warrants out from the International Criminal Court is completely inappropriate.
And this is the contact information for anybody who wants to send an email to any of these people who think that an Israeli flag is appropriate on American public schools.
Pretty good video.
I like her.
Well, it's great these kids just figured out that Beverly Hills and Hollywood.
I don't know how to tell you this, but I got news for you.
It already, you should call it that.
Yeah.
Harvey Weinstein was using an Israeli intel firm to stalk Rose McGowan to find out if she's going to tell on him for his weird thing.
So that's for Hollywood kids, that thing that you all love.
And by the way, my ex, who was Israeli, my ex was born in America, but she was Israeli.
And I remember her telling me that the Jews begged the Palestinians to live with them together in peace when they moved in.
Well, not the Jews.
There were Jews there already.
They did want Zionists, but the Zionists.
And everything that she told me, I found out later, and she doesn't even know this, came out of a movie starring Charlton Heston in like the 60s or whatever.
And the entire narrative comes out of a Hollywood movie that people will sell you to this day.
So yeah, they're going to fly the Israeli flag.
Hey, you ever hear of Jeffrey Epstein?
Do you think just Trump knew him?
Right?
Hey, who do you think goes to visit?
All the science nerds and Hollywood freaks.
Yeah.
That's called Beverly Hills.
That's where they live.
Yeah, it's Israeli Hills.
You're correct.
But yeah, I mean, as you said earlier, the kids get it.
Like, you can't, you're not going to get the fire.
Because you can program them to be fanatics about nonsense, cartoonish things, which they did.
But then they're going to expect you to live by that too.
And what the establishment freaks do is they go, well, now we got the adults in the room.
You can't be a purist.
Well, you stoke that up, assholes.
That's your dumb kids.
Enjoy it.
It's not China doing it.
TikTok's by Larson.
Bunch of Jews doing it.
About their crimes on TikTok is how these kids found out.
That's how they found out.
That's why they wanted to ban TikTok.
That's why they wanted TikTok on.
That's why Destiny had to fly out there.
The great streamer Destiny is in trouble for CP right now.
By the way, he had to fly out to Israel to tell the IDF, hey, stop posting your crimes on TikTok.
Due dissonance has it's unbelievable the video.
This piece of garbage.
So, yeah, and his kid now is like a Nazi because he hates his dad.
Like, the kids are going to go against this when they see what scum the parents are.
Being an adult doesn't mean, you know, becoming a huge hypocrite.
I know that people think that, but it's not going to work out for you.
Your kids are going to hate your guts and you've lost the next generation.
I know they have because the ADL guy's whining about it all the time.
Yes.
Oh, he's so annoying.
Shut up.
But yes, I mean, kids see right through this, which is great.
So here's, I wanted to play just a little bit of a clip from the board meeting where they were discussing this just so you can hear the nonsensical things that they were trying to use to justify it too.
Thank you.
A stamp of approval by the Beverly Hills Unified School District Board of Education, passing a resolution meant to combat anti-Semitism in the community and drawing strong reaction from the public and board members.
This is a time right now that Jews are being killed and slaughtered on the street and threats are being happening.
So enough.
Where?
The resolution would, among other things, recognize May as Jewish Heritage Month, display the Israeli flag at each school and facility, call for education and awareness around Jewish history and culture, and designate October 7th, 2023 as an annual day of remembrance.
Supporters say the measure is needed amid rising anti-Semitism to make Jewish students feel safe and supported.
I believe this vote is for the Jewish people, for anti-Semitism, and why there needs to be education and training.
This should be a no-brainer for a school district that represents one of the only Jewish majority communities outside of Israel.
But opponents argue that displaying the Israeli flag in a public school setting blurs the line between supporting Jewish people and endorsing the Israeli government, particularly during the war in Gaza, adding that other ethnic and religious groups exist in the school district as well.
Does any flag of a foreign nation belong on a public school facility here in Beverly Hills?
Of course not.
Moreover, some organizations and local parents warn the resolution is not designed to protect all students.
Instead, it could alienate certain kids, exclude other persecuted communities, and even fuel more anti-Semitism.
I'm so tired of fucking hearing about anti-Semitism.
Hey, come on.
Rich Arab kids go to this school too, guys.
Right?
What about the Hassanabis of tomorrow?
Do you think Hassan would have felt welcome?
What a collection of jerko.
I like how he said it's a no-brainer.
That is exactly what that is.
No-brainer.
Yes.
With all this anti-Semitism, my suggestion, I don't know.
I keep trying to say this.
Stop committing genocide.
Well, you're being foolish.
Why not?
I would say, have you tried being more pushy with your message?
I would say, instead of, look, obviously, I'm a realist.
I'm not a fool like Misty that thinks that that's somehow a crime now to start.
Okay.
Is it?
I'll be Piers Morgan.
Is it a crime?
Is it?
I'm not one of these purist, purity spiral people that say you can't just kill kids.
Right?
But try really pushing your flag and viewpoints, you know?
Like, hey, you're the masters of the universe, is that great man said, whatever Jew pack it was called.
A guy said that out loud.
I'm sorry to repeat it.
I feel anti-Semitic, but this guy who's the leader of that, what was it called?
JPAC?
He goes, come on, we're the masters of the universe.
Yeah.
God shows people.
I thought you're not even supposed to print the name God.
You have to put dash, you know, or say Hashem or something.
I don't know.
You could say you were the masters of the universe, and that was kosher in Judaism.
He must be secular.
This is insane.
It's insane.
Yeah, no, there's people that are in it as a religion, and they weren't trying to make it a race.
Right?
And that's what pisses me off: the conflation between the two and the conflation between Zionism and Judaism.
Two very different things.
There are a lot of non-Jewish people who are Zionists.
What is a woman?
If you'll notice, we're in a real murky area when you ask a direct question of what is a woman?
What is it?
Is it a race really?
It's a amorphous, you know, primordial horror that no one like an H.P. Lovecraft thing.
Yeah.
It's a vibe.
It's just a vibe.
Well, I don't want to be nailed down to anything because then I might have to adhere to my own principles.
Like, you know, they're that great democracy that doesn't have a constitution.
Yeah.
Even an Arab has a constitution.
They never got around to it.
Why is that?
Because they want to take away the rights of Jews at any moment for the head, you know, bullish guy in power with three names.
if they treat the Arabs that way, they're going to treat you that way.
What they're doing.
Yes.
Yes.
And I don't know how Israelis aren't just that racist because they're that racist.
Yeah.
They're willing to justify that.
Yes.
You're absolutely right.
Without the women being complete frothing at the mouth insane zealots.
And that's Israeli broads.
Okay.
I'm surprised they're faking the pregnancy on the on the front lines.
I would expect them to actually do it.
Yeah, they put out fake AI of this chick's pregnant and she's going whatever.
But I can't believe Ukraine is doing that.
The Nazi faction and then the Ashkenazis aren't doing that, I guess.
I don't believe them.
I think they're because they can't take casualties.
The idea of stinks.
They're only good at doing dirty tricks in other people's countries.
Yeah.
No, they're really good at like, you know, bombing people from the people.
Yeah, they're terrible.
So listen, there was an update to this.
So Beverly Hills Schools of displaying Israeli flags.
So here we go.
Casualty of anti-Semitism.
Here we go.
We're all such anti-Semites.
And the way that they frame this is interesting in this article.
So public schools in Beverly Hills will not display the Israeli flag in recognition of Jewish American Heritage Month in May.
The superintendent announced on Thursday, citing the safety of students and parting with the district's board vote on the issue earlier this week, quote, until further notice, no flags will be displayed on our campuses other than the flag of the United States of America and the flag of the state of California, end quote, superintendent Alex Chernis said in a statement.
Turner said he needed to take quote unquote immediate action and cited a district policy granting the superintendent authority to make urgent decisions, quote, to avoid any risk to the safety or security of student staff or district property or to prevent disruption of school operations, end quote.
In a three to two vote on Tuesday night, the Beverly Hills Unified School District's Board of Education passed a resolution aimed at combating anti-Semitism, honoring the achievements of Jews in the United States and commemorating the Holocaust.
It called for the Israeli flag to be displayed on district campuses throughout the month of May each year.
The resolution sparked a fierce debate with opponents insisting the flag would not just signal support for Jewish people, but also support for the Israeli government and its divisive military campaign in Gaza following the October 7th, 2023 attack by Hamas.
Quote, by prioritizing symbolic displays of allegiance to Israel over the lived experiences of grieving Palestinian and Arab students, the board has chosen to make a divisive political statement and undermine the inclusive environment schools are supposed to uphold.
Excuse me.
Hussam, I'm not even going to try it.
Again, dumb American.
The executive director of the LA chapter of the Council on American Islamic Relations said in a statement, school board member Russell Stewart, who voted in favor of the resolution, tried to draw a distinction between supporting Jewish Americans and supporting Israel.
Quote, the display of a flag during Jewish American Heritage Month is not a direct endorsement of the Israeli government.
Yes, it is.
It is not an endorsement of any geopolitical topic.
Yes, it is.
It is a support for our Jewish students and our Jewish community, end quote.
Why are they doing it now?
Right.
Right.
The Federal Bureau, here, this is where, here we go.
The Federal Bureau of Investigations reported 109, or I'm sorry, 1,938 hate crimes targeting Jews in the United States in 2024, a 5.8 increase over 2023.
I also want to know how many of these were actually committed by Zionists because we all know.
There's nothing that a Zionist loves more than themselves than a false flag.
They love it.
Okay.
Never mind that.
How about that jerk off in Florida that shot two Palestinian Israeli tourists?
Thinking they were Palestinians and the Israeli tourists, like, it's okay.
Death.
This is all I'm saying about the racism part.
They excuse that.
Yeah, they excuse that.
Did I cover that one?
I might have covered this when I guested for Jimmy before, but there's no remember with Jimmy, but whatever.
Oh, those are Hannibal directive numbers.
First of all, hate crimes.
Did someone say a thing?
Yes.
That doesn't mean violence.
So I want to know what killed in the street because this sounds to me like another lie about 40 beheaded babies.
Like literally said Jews are being killed in the street.
Where?
Seriously.
False flag they had at the embassy.
That's a false.
Yo, they have to prove that one's not a false flag.
Yeah.
They're guilty until proven innocent on that one because they have a long history.
Like I'd say about Jeffrey Dahmer, if somebody got eaten next to his house, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put I'm gonna think it's Jeffrey Dahmer.
Yes.
And they're known for lying.
Like, listen, this is not me being anti-Semitic or a Jew hater.
Just since October 7th, how many bold-faced, abhorrent lies have they been caught in?
Like just 40 beheaded babies, babies being burned in ovens, mass rape clotheslines.
They hung babies from clotheslines.
They burn babies in ovens.
They cut babies out of mothers' wounds.
They bombed a hospital and then blamed an errant Hamas missile.
Turns out, nope, that was just Israel.
They just committed another war crime.
Oh, also, that was Israel that killed them people because hang gliders and AKs don't blow cars up.
No.
So, so I don't believe a thing that a Zionist says Israel.
So they never tell the truth and they think that you're beneath them and they will lie to you and take your fucking.
That's what they've been doing the entire hit.
It's honestly a thing we all knew, but excused because the Arabs are so bad.
Yeah.
And in 9-11 times, it was a real, we should do things like Israel does.
Everybody said shit like that.
I didn't even question going to Iraq.
Yeah.
Because we got to show these guys and make them afraid.
People with hats that are weak.
A lot of people had that.
Yeah.
But now it's 20 years later.
So you want me to fall for that twice just because you are?
Sorry.
No.
And then, of course, they use the anti-defamation league.
Like the bigots liars.
No, thank you.
Anything that they say, no, thank you.
said that the ones that said ukraine discounted Yeah.
The ones that Avalanche took care of the Nazi problem.
Yeah, no, they're reliable.
It makes sense.
And here, listen, quote, this is the time right now that Jews are being killed and slaughtered on the streets and threats are happening.
So enough, we need to stand up.
Where?
Show me where.
What street?
They're being killed and slaughtered on the street.
What street?
Where?
I would like some evidence of that, please.
The Gali, whatever the fuck your name is.
I would like some evidence.
I'm sorry.
Close enough.
Like the superintendent board president Rachel Marcus, who voted no, expressed concern about the safety and security of the students, quote, I don't want to put something on the front of the school that will make us targets of any kind.
So she's just worried about, which listen, I'm glad she voted no.
Kudos to her for voting no.
But it was more about the potential for it to be a divisive, and it should be.
The Israeli flag should be divisive at this point.
The Israeli flag should not be welcome on American soil.
It should not be welcome in an American school.
It should not be welcome in the halls of Congress.
Well, in Beverly Hills, it's arguable.
I mean, it's the source of I get it.
I get it.
But I mean, they're literally committing a genocide right now.
Go fuck yourself.
No, thank you.
I want nothing to do with you or your flag.
No, thank you.
So they did reverse it.
But that's a thing that actually happened.
A school board actually voted to display the Israeli flag in an American school and declare, yeah, Israeli hills.
It's fine.
It is that.
Come on.
Yeah, it is.
But still, thought that that was interesting.
Kind of a wild story.
So the New York Times for coverage of the Israel genocide in Gaza has been despicable, of course, right?
What do you expect from the New York Times?
They lie about everything.
They lied to you about COVID and Ukraine and Russia Gate and Joe Joe Biden's dementia.
And now they're lying to you about the Israel.
But they do it in subtle ways.
Like they're very clever people.
They all went to Ivy League schools.
So they know how to do it in very clever ways.
Like here, Barry Malone caught this.
He calls it one of the most egregious sentences I've ever seen in a work of journalism.
It takes talent to write a sentence like this, write a sentence this supine.
Look up supine.
I think it means Israel's military operation.
That's what they call what they're doing in Gaza, a military operation.
They didn't call it.
So I would write this, first of all, right off.
The jumping off point would be Israel's genocide, which began after the Hamas-led attack on southern Israel, October 7, 23, has killed more than 18,000 Palestinians under the age of 18.
Now, what is another word for that?
Another word for a Palestinian under the age of 18 would be a child.
You'd call that a child.
It's just grotesque.
Like, it really makes you wonder, you know, what's driving that?
Because anybody anywhere in that conversation is going to objectively be like, well, that's you making an attempt, an effort, a public effort to not say that word.
So why?
You know, what's the driving force there?
Is it the editors?
Is it the funding?
Something?
Because it's not, like you said, it's not unique.
This happens every day.
It gets even worse than this paragraph.
You want to know what sapine means?
Yeah.
One of a person in parentheses lying face upward.
Yeah, what's the second definition?
Failing to act or protest as a result of moral weakness or indolence.
Failing to protest because of moral weakness.
Okay.
That's a good use of the word supine.
Very nicely done.
So they have killed more than 18,000 Palestinians under the age of 18 who do not, according to the Gazan health authorities, who do not distinguish between civilians and combatants, about two-thirds of them did not reach their teenage years of them.
So you know what that's called?
Those are called pre-pubescent, right?
That's what you call them, children.
Right.
Children.
You call them children.
They said two-thirds of them did not reach their teenage years.
A New York Times investigation last year found that since the start of the war, the Israeli military has significantly loosened safeguards meant to protect civilians, including...
Oh, look, they did that.
They finally used it.
They finally used the word children.
So I guess the New York Times, the reporters are completely, they misunderstood what it means to cover a story.
They think covering a story is like when a cop pulls you over and you cover your bag of weed on the seat next to you.
They like try to cover in.
They think it means trying to cover it up.
They're the opposite of reporters.
But that was, according to Barry Malone, one of the most egregious sentences I've ever seen.
And so here's some of the responses to that.
Absolute word salad to avoid saying Israel is a baby killing machine.
Two-thirds did not reach their teenage years.
Like WTAF.
Compare it to the coverage of 19 to 20-year-old IDF soldiers get.
Disgusting from New York Times.
And two-thirds of them did not reach their teenage years.
It's almost like they forgot the word children even existed.
Yeah, here's one more.
So much to unpack.
Significantly loosened safeguards.
I can only assume they're referring to systematic targeted murders of journalists who might otherwise report Israel's atrocities.
Yes, that is what they're talking about.
So they won't use the word children to describe the people who are being killed in Gaza who are children.
The New York Times won't do it.
And by go ahead, Ryan.
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to jump in or not, but yeah, go ahead.
On top of that, Melania comes out and has this whole big sprawling post about protecting children in Ukraine.
You know what I mean?
If they're deporting children, or rather stopping children with disabilities from coming in to get treatment, that we're only going to go back to the Middle East afterward.
You know, it's just, it's so selective.
It just kind of makes you sick when you watch these people when all of this is very public and they know what they're doing.
They know what, yes.
So, what's funny about this is that The Onion is very predictive.
That The Onion, December 5th, 2023, every word besides children used to describe Palestinians under 18.
They did a whole article on this.
They did this in December of 2023.
So, like, two months after the war broke out, The Onion was on this.
That they wouldn't, they'll use every other descriptor for children being slaughtered by Israel than children.
And then they have some funny ones.
Do you want to hear some funny ones?
Here are some funny ones.
Pre-corpse use in an effort to be more politically correct.
They call them a pre-corpse.
Or how about missile magnets?
God.
For whatever reason, Palestinian children seem to love being on the receiving end of bombing operations.
Missile magnets.
How about incubator jihadists?
See, that's not that far off, actually.
They've made statements damn near exactly like that in the Knesset, even in this country.
Look at Randy Fine's Twitter account.
Yeah, every Palestinian is Hamas, right?
Because they support Hamas.
Incubator jihadists, premature babies in Gaza are often referred to by this more threatening term, incubator jihadist.
Wow.
Okay, here's some more.
Brown-skinned humanoid designed to elicit empathy.
Don't let their sad little eyes fool you.
These kindergartners are mass murderers who thirst for blood.
Itty-bitty murder guys.
You call them that.
Or depending on the news story, itty-bitty murder gals.
How about pre-pubescent killing machines?
AP guidelines specify that any Palestinian younger than 12 should be referred to as this, a pre-propubescent killing machine.
Wow.
Or how about Hamasito, which is Spanish for little Hamas?
How about the butchers of Israel?
Palestinian children collectively have earned themselves the moniker of a notorious serial killer, the butchers of Israel.
How about small human-like beings?
At least the media is willing to acknowledge that they may have been near personhood, human-like beings.
How about basically adults?
And adult deaths are sad.
Sorry, we don't make the rules.
Adult deaths are not sad.
I'm sorry, I misread that.
Adult deaths, they're just adult, basically adults.
Anti-Jews.
This phrase comes from the Zionist belief that Palestinian children all come from a negative dimension and are the inverse of the Jewish people, anti-Jews.
Or how about adolescents?
Look, they came close.
A more formal term for children, that is, that's it.
No subtext here, just a nice synonym to beef up your vocabulary: adolescence.
So, can I mean, the fact that they were on this in December of 2023, The Onion, and they're still doing it.
Ryan, I mean, just respond to this in however.
I mean, I just can't imagine the people who still read the New York Times and think they're getting the news.
It's the same thing as MSNBC, Fox CNN.
It's like, you really think these people are giving you the news?
If they gave you the news, they would be fired.
Like Chris Hedges was let go from the New York Times when he told the truth about the Iraq war, like Tucker Carlson was let go when he told the truth about COVID, the vaccine the Ukraine war in Syria.
They don't, you don't, if you are telling the truth in corporate news, you don't hang around long.
Right.
Ask Alison Morrow.
She knows too.
Right.
You know, I think, I think this is just an example of how predictable they are.
They being just, you know, any power structure they're trying to propagandize you.
But in this case, very clearly Zionists.
I mean, it's just been clumsy lie after clumsy lie for a long time, but really been paying, people have been seeing it since October 7th.
And so this is just like it's easy to predict this.
Now, Onion's been doing this well for a long time, or the Babylon B, like where they, well, the joke is what, six months is the difference between conspiracy theory and reality these days, or whatever the kind of saying has become.
I think it's just because it's easy to see the kind of lazy arguments or rather, I would argue, more desperation.
You know, everyone sees what's happening.
And so what are they going to do?
They have to make up some kind of deviation.
So I think that's why it's so easy to predict these things.
You know, it's everywhere you look right now.
I agree.
New York Times doing fantastic work.
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