SNL Host SHAMES Audience For Cheering Luigi Mangione!
During a recent episode of SNL’s Weekend Update, Colin Jost appeared to be taken aback by the audience cheering when he mentioned the name “Luigi Mangione,” responding by suggesting that the “woohoo’s” were for justice. Jost, along with other stalwart defenders of the ruling class like Piers Morgan, have fired back at anyone offering even a modicum of support for Mangione or for suggesting there was any justification for the killing of a health insurance CEO. Jimmy and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger discuss whether Jost was just feigning dismay and how so many others who seem to understand much of the truth obscured by mainstream media narrative fail to grasp why anyone would defend Mangione. Plus segments on Candace Owens’ recent schooling of Piers Morgan over Netanyahu’s plans for Gaza, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s recent attempts to bribe the Slovakian President into voting for Ukraine’s entry into NATO and CNN’s dismay over Americans’ plummeting belief in the efficacy of vaccines. Also featuring Stef Zamorano!
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Just to let you know, it doesn't take much to make people with health insurance uncomfortable.
Here is this guy.
Colin Decency Jost.
Colin Jost, who's such an asswipe.
Of course, he has the top job at SNL, which is the corporate comedy show.
Went to MIT.
He went to MIT this year.
I thought he went to Harvard.
I thought he went to MIT.
I could be wrong, but I know it.
Look up, where did Colin Jost go to college?
I'm sure he went to, anyway, the SNL crowd cheers for Luigi Mangioni last night, making the hosts so uncomfortable.
He said, you're cheering for justice, right?
Yeah, you mean the guy who's never had a health, Harvard.
He went to Harvard.
Do you mean the guy who never had a health treatment that he needed denied?
Mean that guy?
He got uncomfortable.
Again, people aren't cheering for the random murder of some rich guy.
People are expressing their outrage and frustration at living in the richest country in the world and being denied health care routinely.
That's that people have to pay twice as much for worst outcomes.
And they get denied whenever they need it the most.
And if they haven't been personally denied, they have a father or a mother or a brother or a sister or an uncle or somebody who's been denied.
You know, I watched some dipshit arguing that people would just use too much health care up and they just go there.
Yeah.
No, that's rich people that do that.
That's hypochondriacs like Howie Mandel kind of pussies.
That's because they're so rich.
They're like, what if I die?
What will happen to my riches?
But regular people will avoid going to the doctor when they should go to the doctor, even if they have insurance.
That's right.
So it's a real punch in the face to not get your care.
This idea that if everybody, if we had healthcare like the rest of the Western world, people will just be using it all the time.
Why doesn't that help happen in Denmark or Sweden?
Why doesn't that happen in Norway?
Why doesn't that happen in Australia?
Why does that happen in France?
Why does that happen in any other place in the Western world that gives people...
Somehow Cuba can give everybody health care and better health care than we get.
Better health care than you're getting.
I'm going to make everybody really sad right now who Colin's married to.
I know, Scarlett Johansson.
Oh, that makes me sad.
Oh, I wish I had an MK monarch slave.
What he doesn't understand is this just, this is justice in a decaying capitalist empire.
So do you remember?
I don't know if you remember.
There's a thing called the guillotine.
Why do you think they did that in France?
For mercy?
What is this?
This inability to understand the unbelievable groundswell of frustration and outright anger and rage at a system.
That's what this is.
They're not cheering on murdering some guy that nobody...
And if you like your health care, it's because you haven't gotten sick.
You haven't gotten seriously ill.
That's why.
Wait, Jimmy, I haven't seen what Colin said yet.
And so him saying that could just be him joking.
Well, here, watch.
Well, that's why.
Before we talk about it, then let's watch it.
Luigi Mangioni.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely woo.
Woo.
For justice, right?
Luigi Mangi.
Mangione's a bitch.
He's a bitch.
He's being a bitch.
Like, he can't.
Oh, woo, right?
I don't want to be.
I don't want to get in trouble with my corporate overlords.
And I certainly can't understand the anger, rage, and frustration that regular people feel because, you know, I went to a private high school.
I went to Harvard.
I'm married to Scarlett Johansson.
I've been handed everything on a platter my whole life.
Jimmy, he actually made the same face I used to make at the cellar when waitresses said he was hot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like a guy with all his features like all in the middle.
Just to let you know who this guy is.
He voted for you.
Isn't he the guy who was talking about how decent Joe Biden is at the correspondence dinner six months into the Palestinian genocide?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Biden wasn't decent in his whole entire 50 years.
So the primary not decent.
Here he is talking about how his grandfather voted for Joe Biden.
And you know why?
Why?
Why did he vote for him?
Why?
He voted for you.
And the reason that he voted for you is because you're a decent man.
He doesn't mean me talking about him.
Yep.
Where's mine?
I think he meant Joe Biden's a decent kisser.
You got a great sense of smell.
Voted for decency, and decency is why we're all here tonight.
Decency is how we're able to be here tonight.
Oh, he thinks decency means well-to-do class.
Even these people are like, we're not decent.
We're the worst people in the world.
Decent doesn't mean what it means to you.
Yeah.
Decent to them means high class, like we're at a certain class of people.
So it's like, yeah.
Yeah.
Monarchy.
Monarchy.
Decency is how we're able to make jokes about each other and one of us doesn't go to prison after.
Is he kidding?
He is kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Because Julian Assange at that moment was still in prison.
And he wasn't in prison.
He wasn't in prison for telling a joke about someone.
He was in prison for telling the truth about the war machine.
That's what kind of a piece of garbage Colin Jost is.
So it's not decency is not why we can make jokes about each other.
That's right.
It's because the Constitution.
That's right.
It's not.
Yeah, it's right.
Decency.
Oh, that's been decent.
And believe me, as soon as they passed the First Amendment, all those mother effers regretted it.
Well, that's like the first afterthought.
But it was too late.
It tells you a lot.
The initial Constitution didn't have this.
It didn't have that.
We're like, you got to put this.
You got to put this.
All right.
Figure out how to get around it later, which they did.
So here it is.
Here it is.
Luigi Mangione drops.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely woo.
You're wooing for justice, right?
Luigi Mangione dropped his extradition fight and was flown from Pennsylvania to New York to face multiple charges.
In related news, Bumble exploded.
So he really was putting a little judgment on them.
I thought he was like, I thought it was going to be like this.
Like, I mean, because you're happy for justice, right?
Like, I don't want to get in trouble.
But he was like, yeah, he was like sneering at them.
He was giving you fart face.
Pierce Morgan comes out and says, so disgusting.
And Colin just smirks away as if it's all one big giggle.
Shameful moment for SNL.
He's on your side, Pierce.
Yeah.
He couldn't even.
Pierce didn't watch the clip either.
Pierce didn't watch the clip.
But if you like hot, hot shit lib on shitlib action, NBC is the place to be.
Yeah, that's a fact.
But Pierce Morgan doesn't even get it.
He's wrong about it.
Here, Jennifer Say, friend of the show.
By the way, Jennifer Say, who stuck her chin out on many things and got them right.
COVID, trans issues, things like that.
She doesn't understand.
Why is it so hard for people to understand?
Well, here's what she says: the SNL audience must be the dumbest group of pathetic woke conformists known to man.
Or they got their health care denied.
Maybe that.
Maybe they went bankrupt.
Do you ever think about that?
Like I did.
Like, I had the best insurance you could get from Blue Cross.
Still went bankrupt when I got sick in a unique way.
For three years, they wouldn't pay for stuff.
For three years.
Dude, I didn't have health care for a long time because I knew if I ever paid in the system and then I got denied, I would go do something terrible.
So to help everyone, I didn't get it until I got my Writers Guild.
But look what she's saying.
A Silver Spoon trust funder murdering a stranger.
No, murdering someone worse than a Silver Spoon trust funder.
That's right.
Like that wasn't a Silver Spoon guy?
The Silver Spoon Trust Funder didn't deny anybody their health care when they needed it.
Remember Black on Black Crime?
That nonsense term?
Yeah.
Well, this is Silver Spoon on Silver Spoon.
That's right.
And believe me, I want to believe something that beautiful is real, but I have a feeling it's not because it's too lovable.
I feel like it's some kind of trick to cover something else up.
That's how uplifting of a story it is.
It makes it feel fake.
So she says the audience is moronic and evil.
And I couldn't get treated for lead poisoning.
That's why I'm moronic.
Because it's evil and stupid to realize the health industry CEOs are murdering people all the time.
How about a faulty AI that denies 90% of the claims and you know it's broken and leave it?
Is that moronic because they did it on purpose?
90%.
It is evil.
They have an AI deciding who to deny.
That's how they make, you don't understand.
The way they meet their quarterly profits is by denying people health care who are sick and need it.
That's how that happens.
They achieved Obama's drone kill of civilian rate in the Middle East with healthcare denial.
90%.
And she says, hey, here they cheer for a Silver Spoon Trust Fund murdering a stranger.
By the way, he wasn't a total stranger.
He was directly related to the problem.
He was the head of the problem.
So no one's cheering on murder.
But people, that's why, why do you think they had the guillotines in the French Revolution?
What do you think that's about?
You know, first of all, denying claims is murder.
It's murder.
That's mass fucking murder.
And it's not just denying claims out of hand.
It's denying claims that people paid for.
People paid for the coverage.
You take their money, and then when they need money to pay for their health care, you deny them.
And you don't even know.
That's murder.
That's murder.
You use an AI.
If he killed the Nazi, you wouldn't go, hey, that's a stranger he murdered.
That's right.
This is the same thing.
This isn't some random stranger innocent guy.
This is a guy at the tippy top of a murdering organization.
But he loved life.
So, okay.
Jennifer's good on a lot of things.
She's out of touch on this one.
Right-wing accounts have specifically spoken out about the moment.
Stephen Miller, president-elect Donald J. Trump's Homeland Security Advisor, subtweeted the video on Twitter writing, revolting, sickening, vile.
And ultimately, you can see that rich kids stick together regardless of the label.
Jennifer Say, I bet you're a rich kid because the only people that are feeling emotional about the sack of shit who got shot in the face are rich kids.
No one else feels bad.
I've looked at the comments in every right-wing YouTube where I get mad because they're like, hey, this is sick.
Oh, is it sick?
And I look, and it's MAGA people.
Everyone hates you.
Do you understand?
You're lower than children.
These aren't.
You're a health insurance CEO.
So this cuts across political divides.
This isn't the woke leftists versus the MAGA.
It ain't going to work.
This is the most united America's been since right after 9-11.
This is from Blast.
Colin's Joe's reaction says it all as SNL audience cheers for Luigi Mangioni.
You have to come...
You're going to have to come to...
You're going to have to come to terms with the fact that most of the people have outrage at that CEO.
Most people are outraged at the healthcare in America.
The richest country in the world paid twice as much for health care as the rest of the Western world, and we have the worst outcomes.
Yeah.
People go bankrupt.
You know what people, you know what?
You know, as bad as the healthcare might be in Canada because of Justin Trudeau, guess what doesn't happen in Canada?
No one goes bankrupt when they get sick.
Guess what doesn't happen in Denmark, in Sweden, in Norway, in France?
Nobody goes bankrupt when they get sick.
Elderly people don't have to take their medicine and cut it in half like they do in the United States.
You got to drive to Mexico.
People drive to Canada and Mexico for their prescriptions, and then we're supposed to.
And then they passed a law saying that's illegal.
You can't do that.
Did you know that, Kurt?
No, have I been breaking the law the last few times I did that?
What's the standard?
Lion advocacy says, how woke are far-left liberals in New York City who go to SI.
So again, this isn't, they are, but this isn't about that.
Yeah, no, it's not.
So woke that they will cheer the actual murder of C-level pharma executives.
In this case, United Health CEO by calling him a healthy, he's a health executive murderer.
Because he does it with his pen.
Doesn't make it any less lethal.
So do you know what's happening right now with Luigi Mangioni and why there's 30 cops there?
The Tish, the Tish heiress, I can't remember her dumb name.
She looks like a fucking potato.
She's the new commissioner of police, a civilian.
Tish is like the Tish Acting School of NYU.
Their names all over New York.
Heavily invested that family in that healthcare.
United, the largest health insurer, that sucks.
That family has a lot of money in that.
And so they're very upset about this terrorism that happened.
By the way, lots of Zion flags all over the Tish family.
And so she's going to make sure that this guy, I think it's backfiring what they're doing.
So lion advocacy, that's what this guy's handle is lying.
Hey, cowardly lion, if you gave a remote shit about mob rule, you'd have done something about the mob-like pharmaceutical industry ruling over all of us.
Yeah, right.
We have mob rule literally.
We have mob rule.
It's the pharma industry and the health insurance industry.
They're the ones who control our politicians who deny us health care and charge us way more than every other place on earth.
We're the docs as a country, the docs.
The mob runs it.
People on here are acting like Colin Jost didn't hear the same woo for Luigi during rehearsal.
Oh according to the Independent, as of Thursday morning, Luigi Mangione had reportedly received 54 emails, 87 pieces of mail, and 163 deposits in his commissary account, an inmate fund used to purchase items while incarcerated.
While a spokesperson confirmed the volume of support, they declined to disclose the total amount of money currently in Mangioni's account.
Hey, did they give where I could send him some money to his books?
Kip Mooney says, no bigger evidence that SNL has lost its edge than Colin Jost getting visibly annoyed every single time the audience cheers for Luigi Mangioni.
Yeah.
And also it didn't have an edge.
Let's face facts.
Yeah, it never was.
They had drug addicts who killed themselves with drugs.
But it was always America's sense of humor, which is, you know, not really an edge.
So Colin Jost isn't, he isn't left or right.
He's up and down.
He's on the top of the financial ladder.
Yes, upstairs, downstairs.
That's right.
That's why, look, I always say I want to care about the piece of shit that died, but he's not in my network.
Well, he is in Colin's network.
That's why Colin gives a shit.
Private high school in New York, went to Harvard.
Surprised the plebs would cheer for Luigi Mangion.
And here he is giving that stupid.
So here is, this is before.
This is like a week ago or two weeks ago.
Comedian Colin Jost on Luigi Mangioni and the SNL audience pretending to agree with him.
So watch this.
Wait, that meme sucks that he put up there.
So watch the joke.
The CEO shooter Luigi Mangioni, they found a note on him expressing anger at corporate America.
Yet he went to Starbucks before the shooting and then was caught at McDonald's.
So perhaps his greatest crime was hypocrisy.
Yeah, because a kid from Privilege stepped out of his lane.
That's his real crime.
Yeah.
So this cartoon says we should improve society somewhat.
And this guy says, yet you participate in society.
Curious.
I'm very intelligent.
That's what Colin Jost was just saying.
Oh, he's against corporate America.
Yet he participated in corporate America.
You mean he went to a McDonald's and a Starbucks?
You mean like that?
Okay, just so you know where that cartoon came from, and it's about people like Colin in the first place.
But some dipshit SJW made it because when you had these lifestyle liberals writing all their blogs about who needs to be censored and we got to have a communist revolution, but of course they don't mean anything like that because they're on a fucking iPad.
That was to answer that very fair charge, which shut up, limousine liberal.
I don't want to hear from you.
So someone's taking that.
I'm not rehabbing that.
That's a piece.
The guy made that's a piece of shit.
Yeah, I'm okay with it.
But, you know, they tell you that violence is wrong.
Oh, you can't just go shoot people.
So violence doesn't solve these kind of problems.
It just makes it worse.
But violence does work in Syria, in Ukraine, in Iraq, in Iran, in Lamb or BLM, Or Libya or the Sudan.
Right now, it's working like gangbusters in Yemen.
The same people, the same people who tell you that this kind of naked violence is bad are the same people who are cheering on this kind of violence everywhere else in the world.
Everywhere else.
The house gets burned down.
They're cool with that because it's not their house.
That's right.
Okay.
Here's a quote from a dumbass Hollywood agent who's not smart enough not to say the thing they think.
She goes, this is during the peaceful but fiery riots.
It's not violence if it's for the right reason.
This Dingbat said this out loud.
I never forgot it because Colin Jones would never say that part out loud.
He's at least that smart from going to Harvard.
So there you go.
I'll keep explaining this to people who pretend not to get it.
Maybe I actually believe they don't get it.
And then they, so after they get done shaming people for not giving an F about a CEO who murders people on the regular when he gets shot, for shaming people for that, then they go out and cheer on the slaughter and murder of people all around the world.
Right.
But they understand the banality of evil, right?
From the Nazis, which I thought we all understood.
Yes.
Was on a piece of paper having human beings liquidated.
That's what I thought we learned from the thing that definitely happened.
And we all agree.
I agree.
Why in the hell are you not seeing the comparison?
You don't see the comparison.
No, they don't.
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So CNN shared a devastating poll that reveals a huge amount of parents no longer believe the government's or the media's lies about vaccines.
This is something a lot of public health officials are very, very worried about.
But really?
You mean pharmaceutical shareholders?
You mean those kind of public health officials, if they cared about us, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Back in 20.
So here, I'll play it for you.
People's belief in vaccines has absolutely plummeted.
Check this out.
People's belief in vaccines have not plummeted.
I believe in vaccines the same way I believe in wildfires and earthquakes.
They're definitely real and horrible.
Okay.
So I'm not against vaccines.
They can't be made like shit.
Yeah.
I'm for regular safety testing of vaccines.
Well, you would do an basic safety you would use to test your cocaine to make sure there's no fentanyl in it.
Try that for the thing you put in kids.
Here we go.
Watch.
I often look at trends.
You know, we come on, we talk about trends.
I believe this is one of the more troubling trends that we have seen that we have covered here.
So vaccine.
A troubling trend that people are now becoming skeptical of big pharma's push to take us from six shots for vaccines as a baby to 72 with and people are questioning the safety testing.
People like RFK Jr., who's going to be the head of the HHS, said they don't do the safety testing they're supposed to do.
You mean people whose kids get injured, by the way.
What do you think?
They started out as skeptics.
People get injured and then they go, what, what just happened?
You know what's even more troubling?
When I got injured by the COVID-19 vaccine and then I still got COVID.
That trend.
You know what I said to myself?
Man, this is a troubling trend.
But I bet they do think it's extremely important.
Anyway, I think people think vaccines are important, just not maybe 72 shots.
I said that to a guy at a Hollywood party last week.
This guy is a PhD, and he's all worried about RFK Jr.
And I said he just wants to have regular safety testing.
You know, when we were kids, this guy was my age.
I go, you know, when we were kids, I got six shots.
And he goes, yeah.
I go, you know how many babies get now?
I go, 72.
He goes, what?
Yeah.
I go, yeah, 72.
I go, you know, the first one they give them is the hepatitis B vaccine.
I go, you know how you catch hepatitis B, right?
From intravenous drug or it's unsafe sex.
Why is that?
He goes, that's the first one they give.
I go, yeah.
He goes, well, that's insane.
I go, yeah, that's what we're talking about.
But that's not going to hear that from Jimmy Kimmel.
Yeah.
It's even more insane that you think RFK, the thing they lay out about RFK is he's going to take your vaccines away.
That's the new lie.
Like you have a gun collection of vaccines.
Yeah.
Right.
Like it's a silencer.
So here's this guy.
So the guy at CNN said this is very troubling.
Troubling trends that we have seen that we have covered here.
So vaccinate children, highly important.
That is extremely important.
We got overall and we got the GOP.
They both sort of sort of match each other, but the GOP is even more of a drop-off.
So overall, you know, back.
You mean the people who correctly don't trust the establishment media?
They mean those people?
As opposed to the Democrats who believe every lie that was ever told them, including that Joe Biden is not demented.
And that if you think so, that's a right-wing conspiracy theory.
And those videos of him wandering around are cheap fakes.
You mean the people who don't believe the establishment media more than the Democrats?
I mean, those people, people have been right?
Even morons didn't repeat cheap fakes.
That was, that did not take off.
More of a drop-off.
So overall, you know, back in 2001, 94%, it was extremely or very important to vaccinate children.
So back in 2001, 94% of Americans thought it was extremely or very important to make sure kids were vaccinated.
93% of people who consider themselves Republicans.
In 2019, that number had dropped to 84% for Everybody.
Like, that's 10%.
What?
He doesn't go.
I wonder why.
That's when they first started.
Is that when it came out?
2019 drops to 84%.
Look at where we are now, just 69%.
Look, it's still.
After COVID, after we were told that the COVID-19 vaccine was super safe and effective and it would stop transmission and contraction, and you got to get it so you saved your grandmother.
And it turns out they were lying.
It turns out they never even tested, according to them, to see if that vaccine stopped transmission or contraction.
And it turns out everybody who got that COVID-19 vaccine, almost all of them, ended up getting COVID.
That's not how we were ever taught vaccines work.
That's why they had to change the definition of what a vaccine is.
Literally in the dictionary, they had the dictionary change the definition of what a vaccine is.
I don't even want to look up what a woman is.
I don't even, me neither.
The clear majority?
Right.
But it's dropped 25 points since the beginning of the century.
It's dropped 15 points in just the last five years.
Look at Republicans.
The drop-up is even more.
Boy, what has happened in the last five years?
I wonder.
I wonder what happened.
He acts like this.
That just doesn't make sense.
I wonder what has happened.
By the way, his show sponsored by Pfizer.
This show he's on right now.
The money for the lights and the cameras and the graphics and his salary and her salary is coming from Pfizer.
Just so you know.
No wonder they're troubled.
No wonder they're troubled.
Exactly.
Oh, I bet.
Look at this.
93% back in 2001, 79% in 2019, and then 54%.
That is a drop of nearly 40 percentage points since the beginning of the century.
Something I know a lot of public health officials are very, very worried about.
And at no point, again, just like with the healthcare CEO shooting, at no point does this guy go, huh?
I wonder why that is.
I wonder why that is.
We went from one in 10,000 with autism to one in 34.
He never goes, wow.
Maybe they should, maybe the health officials who no one trusts anymore should try to figure out why no one trusts them.
Nobody should, it's always like bad regular person.
How dare you have this thought?
Yeah.
Are you an expert?
Are you an expert?
Right.
Oh, wait, you don't want your kids to learn about oral sodomy at age five in school.
Are you an expert?
Remember that?
Taylor Lorenz and the other chick, and they had a girl off.
And she goes, imagine, oh, I'm the parent of a child, and I'm not an expert on what the hell I want the schools exposing my kid to.
I have to go to a high school.
Somebody with a degree as if they count more than me.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, that drop is not a blip.
That drop is not a blip.
No, it's not.
You think it would cause some concern, and you would say, hey, health officials, you should address this.
Hey, why don't you, why do, why are people losing all their faith in a certain pharmaceutical product that has complete immunity from lawsuits?
The only product in the world that is sold that if it injures someone, you can't sue over.
Yeah.
I'm guessing that he makes like the money that they make, the people here doing this.
In their world, they're middle class, even though paying more than your house for like a crappy apartment in like Hell's Kitchen.
But the real rich people, here's how disturbing the trend is.
If you notice, they're all building really strong bunkers, all of them.
Yes.
Because the people at the very top and the very bottom all know what's going on.
And these jag offs right here, you're looking at, they want to live in their bubble where they get like a middling existence.
And that's what he's doing his job of.
So here's RFK Jr., who's set to be the next head of the health and human services, which means he oversees the CDC and the FDA.
And here's what he says.
I believe we should have safe vaccines.
I believe we should have robust science.
He says we should have safe vaccines and robust science surrounding.
He's taking them.
Yes.
And if you go to a Hollywood party, morons who believe what they read in the New York Times and here on CNN say he's going to take away our vaccines.
That's the first thing someone said to me.
The first thing someone said to me when I walked into a Hollywood party, Christmas party.
Here we go.
I believe we should have safe vaccines.
I believe we should have robust science.
And I believe that we should have independent regulators who are not financially tied to the companies that make our vaccines.
Do you know that the FDA vaccine department is funded by the healthcare, by Big Pharma to the tune of 70% of the money at the FDA comes from Big Pharma?
This vaccine, half of its overall, almost almost half of its overall budget.
But the part that deals with vaccines and drugs, 70%.
Okay, now, Jimmy, I have to push back.
You said you like profit sharing.
You're the big leftist who wants profit sharing.
I believe we should have safe vaccines.
I believe we should have robust science.
And I believe that we should have independent regulators who are not financially tied to the companies that make our vaccines.
So the problem with, there's a couple of problems with vaccines.
I had three vaccines as a kid.
Today's kids get 72.
And the reason I get so many is because they're so profitable.
And they were made profitable in 1986 when Congress passed a law that said you can't sue a vaccine company.
So no matter how toxic the ingredient, no matter how negligent the company, no matter how gravious your injury, you can't sue them, which means that company has no incentives to make them safer.
And remember, the four companies that make all 72 of the vaccines that are now mandated for our kids are all serial felons.
But there is, Robert, a huge body of science.
That's the part they always leave out.
That the people who are making these vaccines are serial felons of the highest order.
They've lied about the president.
Yeah.
A felon is the president that doesn't support your position.
Show it to me.
Okay.
Well, show it to me.
So this is what I love.
Watch this guy now.
Stop.
It's all serial felons.
But there is, Robert, a huge body of science that doesn't support your position.
Show it to me.
Well, show it to me.
I can, but I'm not going to do that right here.
Tell me one study.
I'll show you a lot of people.
I'll make a study.
Listen, I just want to know vaccinated children are healthier than unvaccinated children.
Then I will put that study on my website and I will quit my job.
Okay, we will send it to you.
there's this huge body of science.
What the science consists of is a handful, a tiny handful of epidemiological studies that were written by industry and by the CDC, which is part of the industry.
And none of those studies, all of them are fatally flawed.
And I can go through each one with you.
The Institute of Medicine, which is the National Academy of Science, which is the ultimate arbiter of vaccine safety science, has repeatedly said to CDC, you are claiming that you have studied this issue, particularly the issue between autism and vaccines.
You have not.
Do you think that Facebook is censoring you?
Of course they are.
All of the big tech is censoring any information about vaccine.
That's why you can come up here and say I'm anti-vaccine because you're partly anti-vaccine.
Oh, I'm not.
I'm against vaccine.
I'm for vaccines, but I'm for safe vaccines.
Partly anti-like is enraging.
It's enraging.
That's like saying, you know, like he has said, you know, I spent 20 years getting mercury out of the fish in the Hudson River.
Nobody called me anti-fish.
Yeah, right.
Partially, though.
You're partially against fish, right?
No.
You're saying women are lobsters.
So, again, he's not against vaccines.
He wants the same safety testing and not done by the people who have a financial interest in it.
You know that the head of the FDA goes right to work for big pharma.
That's just, it's a revolving door.
Everybody knows this.
And nobody screams about it.
Guys like this isn't, they're not upset about that.
The obvious baked in corruption and not only vaccines, but all of our drugs.
What percentage of drugs have been recalled in the last 40 years?
I mean, in the last 10 years.
What percentage?
Look that up.
And again, I have to tell you, because this is going to go up on YouTube, that the vaccines, according to the CDC and the FDA, are super safe and effective.
And they're all tested.
Even though they admitted they didn't test the COVID-19 vaccine to see if it stopped transmission and contraction, even though they mandated that you take it so it would stop transmission and contraction, even though that all happened.
And then we find out because of a question someone asks a Pfizer executive in the European Union Parliament.
And they admit, yeah, we never tested it.
No, they didn't admit it.
They go, of course we didn't.
Of course we didn't.
I mean, as if, what are you, an idiot?
You think we tested before we put it in your kids?
So I'm with Bobby Kennedy on this, like I think most people are, once they find out the facts.
Like, what?
It went from six shots to 72.
Are you kidding me?
You're partially anti-vaccine.
That's unreal.
And the guy doing that, he knows what he's doing.
He thinks that's his job.
That's right.
To push back like a moron and say stupid things.
They all think that's their job.
And after he's like, hey, great.
That was great, Bobby.
That was my job to say that he promised shit in the fucking world to you.
You know, in 1976, the swine flu vaccine, one in 100,000 people who got the shot had a serious adverse event.
You know what it is for the COVID-19 vaccine?
One in 800.
One in 800 shots gives you a serious adverse event.
Well, that could be climate change.
That's according to their own data.
So again, they're super safe and effective, though.
And it doesn't sure it doesn't stop transmission or contraction of COVID-19.
The vaccine that you're taking that everybody thought was stopping transmission and contraction.
It doesn't do that.
It's not supposed to.
They'll tell you that.
Oh, no, Jimmy, nobody ever said that it would stop that.
And then they'll show people a video of everybody saying that it would stop transmission and contraction.
Everybody from Dr. Fauci to the president of the United States to Rachel Maddow to Dr. Hotez and everybody in between saying it.
And then they go, oh, well, that was before they knew.
So they just moved.
That's exactly what those are exact conversations I've had with people.
People with kids.
Okay.
Well, people who got injured knew earlier than the experts because they got fucked up by it.
So all I'm saying is the COVID vaccine, the vaccines are the FDA.
I can't go against what the FDA and the CDC say.
So the FDA and the CDC say they're all, there's tests.
There's no connection between autism and the vaccine.
And obviously Bobby Kennedy's crazy.
And they're not trying to actively kill you.
And they're not trying to.
They're not trying to.
They're not trying to kill you for money.
They're not doing that.
So don't believe that.
If you have blood clots, that's probably you using a gas power leaf blower and the climate's getting hotter and that leads to heart attacks, Bell's palsy.
What are the other things that they say vaccine causes, but it's not?
It's the climate.
No, it's climate.
Why do you think in the tropics, everybody has Bell's palsy?
Calling for safe vaccine, calling for safe vaccines and regulation is the most anti-vax thing I've ever heard.
Yeah.
To me, vaccine's about freedom.
The freedom to not know what's in it, not know how to affect me until I take it, and to mask my kids until they're, you know, mentally disabled.
So I could show you a million videos of Bobby Kennedy explaining this to Yahoos.
It says it right on the screen.
The Yahoos like this.
Well, you kind of hate vaccines.
Yeah, but you are a little anti-vaccine.
But you do love Putin, though.
Right?
You love Putin, Assad.
So here is Candace Owen.
And again, I don't agree with everything Candace Owen says.
That's what's beautiful about it.
When we could come together.
And here she is.
She's going to, again, Piers Morgan was the nitwit in our last segment.
And here he is in this one also going to get schooled by Candace Owens.
Candace Owens is going to, as they say, cook him.
Watch this.
Do you think he's a wool criminal?
Yes.
They're talking about Netanyahu.
Do you think he's a wool criminal?
Yes.
I believe he's a war criminal.
And I think that the issue is how much power he has, particularly in America.
And I want to make sure that I'm just crossing or I guess making that clear to people across the ponds.
You know, in America, we have lobbying.
You guys don't have lobbying here.
And so this is why it might seem like we do, but not to the same degree.
Yes, like APAC spent $100 million in our elections.
And what that means is that they're able to write fellowships.
They're able to pay journalists.
They're able to pay people to attack and take down people who speak against their initiatives.
And they are, APAC, I would say, is very much pro-Likud Party, pro-Bibi Netanyahu.
And this is why you have seen people like me being attacked in the way that they have been attacked for what I believe is just a human stance on what's happening to the Palestinians.
I don't care if you had flipped it, if it had not been Israelis, if it had been, you know, if it had been Christians doing this to Muslims, I would say the exact same thing based on the images that I've seen.
But there is a ton of evidence that Bibi Netanyahu allowed October 7th to take place, including the things that we found out because I now read Horetz Daily to the Protestants.
She said he knew it was going to happen.
Well, let's just talk about the facts.
We don't have to.
You don't think he actually is going to have could Pierce Morgan know less?
It is unbelievable.
He doesn't know anything.
Even the Jewish newspapers report that they all know.
Well, she's going to school him right now.
Watch this.
This is amazing.
Well, let's just talk about the facts.
We don't have to speculate on that.
What we do know is that they did intercept the hostage plan before it took place, right?
The 250 hostages that came out in Horetz media.
We also know that Egypt gave them prior morning a warning that the attacks were going to take place.
Egypt said that they were being ignored.
That was a fact.
I've been to Israel.
Have you been to Israel?
We know it's the size of New Jersey.
We know that it takes 15 minutes to get from one end to the other.
And we know that every five feet, there's a person in your face holding a gun.
That attack went on for two hours without interruption.
I find that hard to believe.
And this gets to the, I guess you could say the nucleus of the corruption trial against him when now he's even arguing with the IDF minister who he fired, Yoav Galan, am I saying his last name correctly?
Where they're saying that some funny stuff happened on October 7th and they are explicitly accusing him of feeding lies to the Western media.
This is crucial, you know, and this could be the undoing of everything.
If we find out that he had prior knowledge, and we do know for a fact that he said that he intentionally wanted to take over Palestinian territory, you should find that clip and play it on the show because it's very significant when he asked the reporter to turn off the camera and then he starts speaking about his plans for the Palestinians.
This was years ago.
I think Bibi Netanyahu is a monster.
And I think the people that are still standing by him and supporting him, you know, I wouldn't want to have that on my conscience.
So here's the video she was just referring to when Benjamin Netanyahu gave the game away and it was on video.
So here's she's going to play it for you.
Bibi Netanyahu was speaking to a reporter.
He asked the reporter to turn the cameras off and basically what he had to say about his ambitions, if you will, against the Palestinians and how he lied and how he is easily able to manipulate the American people really into believing that they're the victims while they're the aggressors.
Take a listen.
He says the main thing is first of all to strike them, not once, but several times so painfully that the price they pay is unbearable.
So far, the price tag is not unbearable.
I mean, a large-scale attack on the Palestinian authority, causing them to fear that everything is about to collapse.
Fear is what brings them.
Hold on, this woman asks, but then again, the world will say that we're the aggressors.
The reporter is saying this.
They're going to say that we're the aggressors.
He says they can say whatever they want.
But aren't you afraid of what they'll say, Bibi?
Aren't you afraid?
Bibi Netanyahu answers and says, and she says, especially today with the U.S., aren't you afraid of what they'll say?
Bibi answers and says, I know how they are, United States.
America is something that you can easily maneuver and move in the right direction.
And even if they say something, so they can say something, so what?
80% of Americans support us.
It's absurd.
Look, I wasn't afraid.
I wasn't afraid to confront Clinton.
I wasn't afraid to go against the UN.
What happened with the Oslo Accords?
The accords, which were ratified by parliament, I was asked before the 1996 elections, will you fulfill them?
I said, yes, subject to reciprocity.
I gave my own interpretation to the agreements in such a way that will allow me to stop the race back towards the 1967 borders.
How do we manage this?
Well, because nobody defined what the military facilities were.
So I define them as being buffer zones, the entire Jordan Valley for me.
Nobody has, I mean, this is just an incredible clip.
He's basically saying, don't care what America says, don't care what the UN says.
I will defy them.
I will mock them.
I'll be tricky.
The Oslo Accords, I was never going to make good on that.
I was never going to allow Palestine to become a state.
I realized that I could maneuver the language.
And he's laughing.
He is, I mean, he is caught on camera saying this way before October 7th.
And yet you still have Americans who are not awake to the fact that our foreign policy is being dictated by this man.
Billions of dollars going into the Middle East, not benefiting Americans whatsoever.
And again, these Likud party journalists who have, they're not duly loyal.
Do not accuse me of being duly loyal.
They are loyal to Israel.
And if that's not despicable enough, there's also the footage that is being suppressed.
Bibi Netanyahu essentially saying, threatening people in the West.
Any person that stands against Israel is going to face consequences.
You're talking about a person that is close to calling for a genocide, calling for censorship and calling for people who live in America and have freedom.
We have the freedom to express our beliefs to be boycotted and to face consequences if they stand in the way of his party initiatives.
Take a listen.
In the last few years, we have promoted in the USA, and there are now laws in most states there, that anyone who boycotts Israel will themselves be punished.
So it won't help them.
We don't care.
And we are fighting it.
And for those of us who have eyes and are on social media, obviously watching the Holocaust of the Palestinians has been something that has been upsetting.
And so we will show you what we can on YouTube because, well, most of this stuff is censored thanks To the hundreds of millions of dollars that AIPAC has spent over the years on our politicians in D.C. and on so there you go so there is Candace Owens schooling Piers Morgan once again I mean it's just amazing yeah there's a literal Holocaust happening in front of your face and people like ah it's not that's not what it looks like well why
Why did they start the war on October 7th?
Because they didn't start the war on October 7th.
The war started in 1947 with a Nakba, which was itself a holocaust.
Jimmy, you know, years ago.
People don't know.
I tell people, look up what Nakba is.
Look what they did.
Look at the videos of the people who participated in Nakba laughing about raping and murdering and slaughtering unarmed Palestinians.
That's what the Nakba was.
That's how Israel started.
So that's when the war started.
The war didn't start on October 7th.
October 7th was funded and allowed to happen by Benjamin Netanyahu on purpose.
We've proved it on the show.
The guy is openly sending stuff.
It took eight hours.
He said I fund Hamas.
Openly.
That's right.
You know, the thing, she was good to point this out, especially at the end of that.
Like, Bibi, well, this is one thing she missed.
When he's telling them, but Bibi, won't we look like Rebecca?
It doesn't matter.
The only thing he's leaving out is I'm blackmailing their entire government.
That's why we don't have to worry about anything.
Like, the very idea that they could pass a law that says you can't boycott.
I mean, I don't even understand how that works.
As far as I know, I wasn't buying Israeli stuff.
I wasn't even taking that.
They made it illegal to boycott Israel's products, and they've made it, but it's not illegal.
If I wanted to boycott Nevada, if I wanted to boycott New Jersey, I could do that.
Yeah.
You could boycott Disney, the second most powerful entity in America.
Let's watch it one more time before we go.
Do you think he's a war criminal?
Yes.
I believe he's a war criminal, and I think that the issue is how much power he has, particularly in America.
And I want to make sure that I'm just crossing or, I guess, making that clear to people across the pond.
You know, in America, we have lobbying.
You guys don't have lobbying here.
And so this is why it might seem-We do, but not to the same degree.
Yes.
Like, AIPAC spent $100 million in our elections.
And what that means is that they're able to write fellowships.
They're able to pay journalists.
They're able to pay people to attack and take down people who speak against their initiatives.
And they are-AIPAC, I would say, is very much pro-Lakud party, pro-BB Netanyahu.
And this is why you have seen people like me being attacked the way that they have been attacked.
For what I believe is just a human stance on what's happening to the Palestinians.
I don't care if you had flipped it, if it had not been Israelis, if it had been, you know, if it had been Christians doing this to Muslims.
I would say the exact same thing based on the images that I've seen.
But there was a ton of evidence that Bibi Netanyahu allowed October 7th to take place, including the things that we found out, because I now read Haaretz Daily to-We don't actually think he knew it was going to happen.
Well, let's just talk about the facts.
We don't have to speculate on that.
What we do know is that they did intercept the hostage plan before it took place, right?
The 250 hostages that came out in Haaretz media.
We also know that Egypt gave them prior morning, a warning that the attacks were going to take place.
Egypt said that they were being ignored.
That was a fact.
I've been to Israel.
Have you been to Israel?
We know it's the size of New Jersey.
We know that it takes 15 minutes to get from one end to the other.
And we know that every five feet, there's a person in your face holding a gun.
That attack went on for two hours without interruption.
I find that hard to believe.
And this gets to the, I guess you could say the nucleus of the corruption trial against when now he's even arguing with the IDF minister who he fired, Yoav Galant, am I saying his last name correctly?
Where they're saying that some funny stuff happened on October 7th and they have, they are explicitly accusing him of feeding lies to the Western media.
This is crucial.
You know, and this, this could be the undoing of everything.
If we find out that he had prior knowledge and we do know for a fact that he said that he intentionally wanted to take over Palestinian territory, you should find that clip and play it on the show because it's, it's very significant when the work he asked the reporter to turn off the camera and then he starts speaking about his plans for the Palestinians.
This was years ago.
I think BB Netanyahu is a monster.
And I think the people that are still standing by him and supporting him, you know, I wouldn't want to have that on my conscience.
Okay.
You know, it's illegal.
He said, turn off the camera.
You know, in Israel, it's illegal to record these corrupt maniacs doing abuses to people.
You're not allowed to release it.
People made documentaries and are allowed to release them by law from Israel because it's illegal to expose the corruption of him.
That's a BB law.
And he told them to turn the camera off the shit he said on camera.
What the hell did he say when they turned it off?
Right.
Because on camera it didn't.
I'm surprised he said, don't record that.
He just said that for the whole thing.
According to the president of Slovakia.
He, uh, Zelensky is caught in a bribery screen up to 500 euros, 500 million euros and a bribery.
What is the bribery scheme?
The bribery screen scheme.
The bribery scheme is that Zelensky wanted into NATO.
So he was going to bribe this guy with 500 million euros.
That's what he said.
So let's listen to it.
You can turn it down a little.
And I'll, he said, I was surprised by such a reaction from Zelensky.
I was surprised by Zelensky's reaction.
That in the principle, any option that Ukraine would transit gas via any of the routes was ruled out.
Because there is still an opinion that any route, if it passes through Ukraine, will carry Russian gas.
Again, that's what this whole thing is about.
There's several things.
One was it about, it was about weakening Russia so they could overthrow Assad in Syria and give part of that country to Israel, which is what they're doing.
Well, Turkey wanted it, was in on it too.
And Turkey was in on it.
It's all about the gas.
They wanted, so they wanted to put a gas pipeline from Iran through Syria.
They didn't want that.
They don't want Iran to be able to put a pipeline and give energy to Europe.
wanted that pipeline to come from uh qatar and saudi arabia do you see that what's happening okay so uh so that's what he's talking about and that's why they blew up the nordstream pipeline the nordstream Pipeline carried cheap energy from Russia to Germany.
And the United States wanted to sell that gas.
And so we are.
And now Germany's economy is tanking because they're paying such high price for energy.
Well, you see what he said?
If it passes Ukraine, it will carry Russian gas.
That's how corrupt Ukraine is.
Yes.
They don't want it to go through Ukraine because they're still going to buy Russian gas.
That's right.
He absolutely ruled that out.
Zelensky, he has stopped in with proposals.
He has stepped in with proposals that seem absurd to me.
For example, he will agree to transit gas only if we don't pay for it before the end of the war.
So he's willing to let Russian gas come through Ukraine to go to Europe only if Europe promises not to pay for it.
How would that even what?
Right?
This is what he's saying.
That's a cokehead.
That's cokehead plans.
Yeah.
That's what that is.
What kind of fool would give us free gas?
As we were nearing the end of the meeting, Zelensky returned to the topic of gas and asked me if I would vote for Ukraine to join NATO if he would give me 500 million euros of Russian assets.
So would Slovakia vote?
Of course, I immediately replied that I would never.
You just know my opinion on Ukraine's NATO membership, which is no.
And it is strange that he asked me such a question because he knows very well that inviting Ukraine into NATO is absolutely not acceptable.
But we are helping Ukraine.
I would expect Ukraine to help us too.
Tell me how to explain this to the Slovak public.
I'll be thinking about it all Christmas long.
So Zelensky sent you, people will tell me, and you will continue to supply him with electricity and send humanitarian aid.
I cannot completely rule out that in this situation, we will have to think about retaliatory measures from Slovakia, which will be real.
Why would I not do that?
If he has decided that there will be no transit of energy from Russia to Europe, so that God forbid someone does not get money for their gas, even though they, the Russians, are still selling the gas, are still selling the gas somewhere else, then we have to ask why our countries should have one-way traffic.
Why it should only go from us to them?
Why can't there be some kind of solidarity towards us?
He's saying, why should we give you aid?
Why should we give you arms?
Why should we give you stuff?
But you won't help us.
We need that energy.
Because Ukraine is their Israel now.
Yes.
So there you go.
It's all about, so you know, it's all about oil and gas.
It's all about Israel.
That's what's happening in Ukraine.
And it's all about balkanizing Ukraine, meaning chopping it up into pieces and selling it to BlackRock.
They've already sold half their farmland in Ukraine to BlackRock and State Street and Vanguard.
They thought they were going to be able to do the same thing to Russia.
They thought they were going to be able to put such a hurt on Russia economically that people would overthrow Putin and then vanguard BlackRock and State Street and the economic hitmen from the West would come in and carve up Russia and sell it off.
That's what they thought.
It didn't work.
Russia gets even stronger now than they were before.
And they started combining with China, which is the last thing that if you're in the West, you would want.
They don't even like each other and we push them together.
We pushed them together.
And here it is.
Here's the big bribe.
Zelensky caught in a 500 million Euro NATO bribery scheme.
And that's from Robert Fico, the prime minister of Slovakia.
Yeah.
And why did Zelensky think paying off Slovakia would help in the first place?
I mean, I don't think all this hinges on Slovakia.
I'm just saying, I think Kamala Harris paying six times to recreate the set for Call Her Daddy podcast for six times the cost of the original set.
That was probably a better use than the money paying off Slovakia.
That's all I'm saying.
Their vote is, what are they, the George Klooney of NATO that makes the final call?
And this is the same guy who got shot, right?
Isn't this the same guy who got shot?
That's the guy said somebody wants to get shot because he was going to investigate Pfizer.
He announced he was going to investigate Pfizer and the COVID.
He's investigating something.
Yeah.
And then he immediately got shot.
By a 72-year-old man with no history of violence.
I was like, oh, my God.
Wow.
I miss the old sweet Zelensky days when he just wore a rubber suit and high heels and danced for money.
You know, the guy, say what you will about him, he plays piano with his dick.
So you're telling me, Zelensky, the leader of the human trafficking organ trade and money laundering hub of the entire world is offering a bribe?
And not to the right people?
And not to the right people.
Do you think that Slovakia...
I still don't get what he's...
Well, like, he knows the reason why is because America and England and Europe, you know, the more prominent NATO countries, want it that way.
That's right.
That's why he's probably baffled Zelensky coming to him like he's going to do something.
Next thing you're going to tell me is Zelensky's scratchy voice is from all the cocaine he's doing to keep himself running ahead of his own conscience.
Yeah.
So if you don't know that all the Russian oil and gas would come through Ukraine to go to Europe, well, that's why they built the Nord Stream pipeline that bypassed Ukraine and it went directly to Germany.
And that's why the United States blew up the Nord Stream pipeline.
Yeah.
And now Europe and Germany are suffering.
Their economy are tanking because they now have to pay double, triple, and quadruple the price of energy since we did that.
And they still, for some reason, still go along with the United States and the Western economic hitmen.
And I'm guessing it's because they're all being bribed and paid off and the ones that aren't or blackmailed.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Their governments are coalitions are all collapsing, all of them.
All the WEF and WES tomorrow.
They are collapsing.
So that's why.
But they can't let go because you don't want them tapes coming out.
Even the UK's prime minister screaming about open border policy was done intentionally.
The guy who was cheering it on four years ago.
So their governments are collapsing.
And I have a story I'm not going to get to today about how the whole economic system is a scam in Europe right now, and that it's been opaque.
And that they haven't.
I feel like I know this story already and I haven't even heard it for 10 years.
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