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Dec. 17, 2020 - Jimmy Dore Show
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The Jimmy Dore Show.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Jimmy Sarpacino.
Oh, Al, how you doing, buddy?
Hi, Steph.
Hi.
Hey, Jimmy, I saw you trending on Twitter the other day.
I sure was, buddy.
I was worried you might be dead.
You didn't die, did you?
No, no, Al Pacito.
I didn't die.
I'm alive.
I'm talking to you right now, buddy.
What happened was people started paying attention to me urging Alexandria Casio-Cortez and the squad to bring a vote on Medicare for all to the House floor by threatening to withhold support for Nancy Pelosi as speaker.
Okay, you're going to have to break that down a little bit for me.
First of all, who is Angela Arcadia Cadiz?
Al, Al, it's Alexandria Casio-Cortez.
She's a Democratic congresswoman from New York.
Oh, okay, I got it.
It's all clear to me now.
Okay, so now please explain the other parts of what you said.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm sorry.
Al, a great many Americans think we should have Medicare for all instead of paying exorbitant premiums to wealthy corporations in exchange for little to no coverage or simply not being able to afford any coverage at all and dying and going bankrupt if we get sick.
Well, okay, yeah.
That makes a lot of sense what you just said there.
I understand that.
I know, right?
But this sentiment, for some reason, is not shared by the Democratic Party, even though they are supposed to represent the will of the people.
Literally, the Deimos.
Whoa, whoa, I knew a Yanni Deimos once.
He ran a dire in Hoboken.
Some of us thought we should put pressure on the self-proclaimed progressives in Congress to actually pursue a progressive agenda.
And Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez seemed like a logical choice since she has championed single-payer in the past.
Okay, well, how did Alexandretta Riccocasic cars respond to these precious...
Just call her AOC from now on, okay?
It's a lot easier that way.
AOC.
Okay, ACDC, got it.
I love that heavy stuff.
Begin black.
I had a stag.
Turn around.
I'm proud to be black.
So what does she say?
ACDC said, God damn it.
AOC said that since it would probably lose on the floor, it would be a wasted vote.
Well, wait a minute.
Is that the case or what?
That is not the case.
No, that is far.
That's the exact opposite.
It'd be a very helpful vote.
In fact, I think if they voted for it, it would be great.
If they voted against it, that would be the catalyst we need to start a real revolution, kind of like the straw that breaks the camel's back.
I think that would be great.
I want to see American politicians elected voting against healthcare in the middle of a deadly pandemic.
I want to see it.
Aha, okay.
All right, I see.
This whole thing is giving me a fucking headache over here.
But here's what I don't get.
This is what I don't understand.
Why were you trending?
You're the guy who talks about politics.
You aren't the guy who is the politics.
You're right, Al.
They're in charge.
Now you.
Well, technically, they're not in charge either.
What?
Well, then who's running shit?
Who's driving this crazy fucking thing?
What I mean, Al, is that our elected officials are beholden to us.
They represent the people.
So we are, in a sense, their bosses.
Hey, that's a Rui-Duty way of looking at it.
I like it.
And I was trending because everyone was coming after me for suggesting this.
So you want to make it so everybody has health care, so they don't get sick and die.
And people come after you.
Pretty aggressively, too.
People think you are bad because of this.
Yes, people hate me because of this, actually.
Okay, Jimmy, we're bumping up against one of these things I don't understand again.
Hey, there's nothing to understand, Al.
Corporate Democrats hate the far left of the party.
The part that actually wants to push hard to make things better for ordinary Americans, that's the part of the party they hate.
They sound like a bunch of cocksuckers.
Well, you could say that, Al.
I probably shouldn't, at least on the live stream.
Oh, come on, you know, you wanna.
Okay, they're a bunch of cocksuckers.
Yes.
Anybody?
I didn't know it'd be that easy.
Anybody who opposes this, how about that?
But again, I think cocksucker could also be used in a positive way.
So it's not just a pejorative.
But Al, do you have health care?
I heard the SAG is getting rid of some of their health care.
Well, yeah, I mean, I got a lot of money.
I don't need to worry about any of that shit.
But most people have insurance to go to the doctor, right?
Yeah.
So you think this is a good idea, right?
To help out poor people, people who don't have as much money as you?
Well, of course, I do whatever you say.
I made that clear from the introduction of this character.
All right.
Well, Al, I appreciate you being on board.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
I appreciate talking to you.
Okay.
And you straightening me out about all this shit.
I'm glad you're not dead.
I almost had a heart attack where I saw you trending, but I would have been okay because I got a lot of money for doctors.
Well, people really get upset if you advocate for Medicare for all, and then they'll tone police you.
You got to do it in a really nice way.
You can't be upset or angry.
People pretend that being angry is wrong.
I think being angry is exactly what we should be right now in this moment.
And the problem is that there aren't enough people being angry.
Not that I'm too angry.
But listen, Al, I really appreciate you stopping in.
Thanks for talking to us.
I'm starting to get serious, so I got to hang up.
Yeah, all right.
Fuck civility, right?
Ha ha.
Terry, get shit done.
Establishment media sets of artists fighting.
Oh, good luck.
Bullshit we can't afford.
Why is fomenting this?
Oh, oh, oh.
Watch and see as it jacked off.
The median speeds and jumps the medium and hits them head on.
It's the Chimitor Show.
Chimitor Show.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to this week's Jimmy Door show.
Let's get to the jokes before we get to the jokes, shall we hate breaking news?
Pete Budigig just declared, Pete Budigig just declared that all the bridges in Iowa are fixed, even before he's confirmed as transportation secretary.
Isn't that something?
They show me how to fix things in Iowa, don't they?
Isn't that something?
Good news and bad news.
The good news is stimulus checks are now a part of the upcoming relief bill.
The bad news is you have to get a prior authorization from your accountant.
Sorry.
Hey, NASA says a Canadian astronaut is set to orbit the moon three years from now, leading scientists to predict that space age technology like single payer might one day be used in America.
I don't know the connection with that joke, but I like it.
I used to think Democrats would use 300,000 deaths as an excuse to ignore Hunter Biden's corruption.
But when have they ever needed an excuse to lie to themselves?
Hey, researchers say they found a new strain of COVID in the UK.
They say it's just like the regular strain, except it drives on the left side of the street.
What's coming up on today's show?
Well, we've created a pressure campaign to get House progressives to withhold their vote for Nancy Pelosi as speaker unless she puts Medicare for All on the floor for a vote.
And the pressure is working.
Also, AOC gets schooled by the NFL's Justin Jackson of the LA Chargers.
Justin easily dismantles AOC's excuses for not voting on Medicare for all.
Plus, leaked audio of Joe Biden speaking with civil rights activists exposes his disregard and contempt for his own base.
Plus, phone calls from Bernie Sanders, Chris Christie, and Joe Biden, and El Pacino, plus a lot lot more.
That's today coming up.
Jimmy Door Show.
Hi, everybody.
I hope you're enjoying my black shirt.
This is my special black shirt I wear it on special days.
And we have this is a special day.
We have a special guest with us.
We appreciate our next guest making time to come on the show, knowing he's got a big game coming up.
He is a Medicare for All activist.
He's initiated a revealing conversation with Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter, and he is a top running back for the Los Angeles Chargers.
We're happy to welcome Justin Jackson to the program.
Welcome.
Appreciate it, Jimmy.
Thanks for watching.
All right.
Now, let's just get what made what made you an activist for Medicare for all?
What life experiences inspired you to get into this fight?
My mom actually died when I was younger from breast cancer.
And obviously, at the time, I didn't really realize how big of an impact I had on my family, not only obviously emotionally, but financially as well, until I got older.
And I talked to my older siblings and my dad about it.
And if it had went on any longer, it probably would have bankrupted our family.
And my mom, as she was about to leave her kids and her husband, was worried about having to get treatment for extra months because it would have bankrupted our family.
And just thinking about living in a system like that is really unconscionable.
So at this time, when there's a pandemic going on and millions of people are losing their homes and people are losing their jobs, which for some reason we tied health care to jobs, which is also inhumane.
At that same time, people are having to worry about their health care.
And it doesn't make sense.
And you have these politicians who are saying that they're supporting us in this fight.
But then when we actually come up with a strategy to do it, now it's, oh, I can't do that particular thing because that thing, you know, we might not get a vote in the future, even though we're not getting a vote now.
It just doesn't make any sense.
And so that's why I think we need to be pressuring, like you said, pressuring these politicians, because what other time than now?
What other time than now?
This is the most, if you can't get it now, you'll never, you're never going to get it.
There's a pandemic raging right now.
I couldn't agree more.
And you know who else actually does agree with us?
And I'm just going to, I'm going to break it down.
I'm going to show your interaction on Twitter.
But first, I want to show this short little 20-second video.
Guess who agrees with us?
Well, former AOC agreed with.
The Romans and Queen's needs is Medicare for all, tuition-free public college, a federal jobs guarantee, and criminal justice reform.
We can do it now.
It doesn't take 100 years to do this.
It takes political courage.
So when she wanted your vote, when she wanted your vote, she was saying, we can do this now, right?
We can do this now.
And why?
Because every other country has done this now, except for the United States.
14 million people have lost their health care since the pandemic started.
That's the only country that this happens in is the United States, even third world countries, Rwanda.
Everybody has health care for all now.
Everybody has it, okay?
And here's, she said the time is now when she wanted your vote, and all it takes is political courage.
And then she tweeted this out.
She says the whole point of protesting is making people uncomfortable.
Activists take that discomfort with the status quo and advocate for concrete policy changes.
Popular support often starts small and then grows.
To folks who complain protest demands make others uncomfortable, that's the point.
And so I let her know it's time for you to make Nancy Pelosi uncomfortable and demand she bring Medicare for all up for a vote, or you will make her uncomfortable by withholding your vote for her as speaker.
If you do that, you get a Medicare for All vote.
Now is the time.
Stop being a Twitter warrior and do this.
So you picked up on this message, Justin, and you tweeted this out.
You said if AOC and the squad don't do what Jimmy Doer has suggested and withhold their vote for Pelosi for speakership unless Medicare for all gets brought to the floor for a vote, they will be revealing themselves that power concedes nothing without a demand.
Now, let me say what, let me show people how she responded to you.
She said, the problem with this idea is that there isn't enough thought given to step two.
The Democratic votes aren't there yet.
And with a rager-thin margin in the Dem, and the Dem, the Dems knows are a greater margin.
So you issue threats, hold your vote, and lose, then what?
If you want to know who's opposed, look at the co-sponsor list.
So that's gaslighting.
So that's her trying to throw shit at the wall and see what sticks because that's all transparent bullshit.
Justin knows it.
I know it.
And everybody else on Twitter knew it.
And I said she's gaslighting us.
This is politics 101.
Demand something for your vote.
The blue dogs did this last time and Pelosi caved.
Only reason AOC won't do this is because she's a careerist who won't ever cross party leaders.
I can't believe she would even try an excuse this lame.
So let me just say what you said back because she says the votes aren't there.
And you say to her, well, why aren't they there?
The people of the party are there.
It's not acceptable leadership, isn't there?
It's not acceptable that the leadership isn't there if 90% of the party wants it.
If they have no threat of not staying in leadership, what's the point?
Pelosi was speaker for two years with no Medicare for all vote.
What is your plan to force her to get that vote?
She doesn't have a plan to get that vote, Justin.
You know that.
And then you say one more thing.
You say, would love for Democrats to be on the record denying their constituents health care during a pandemic.
Sounds like a good politics for the progressive movement and our goals.
And you're 1,000% right about that.
That's exactly what this is for.
I want to see who's going to vote against healthcare in the middle of a pandemic.
That's what I want to see.
I don't think they have that kind of balls.
I think that this would pass.
Who the fuck is going to do that?
I'm going to tell you, nobody.
Here's what she says back to you.
She says, why aren't they there?
is the real question.
Yeah, we just asked it.
Yeah, we're asking that question.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, we watched the presidential debates and saw how many fiercely defend our for-profit insurance.
That's got nothing to do with this.
Then she says, but know that the movement pressure, positive support, primaries, popularity, organizing, et cetera, is working.
More conspiracy co-sponsors now more than ever.
So she's saying, just wait.
She's saying, not now, just wait.
And I read a letter from the Birmingham Jail, and Martin Luther King said, that's bullshit.
We ain't waiting.
We've been waiting for a long time.
We're in the middle of a deadly pandemic, and AOC is telling you to wait.
I'm not going to risk my careerism to get you healthcare.
That's exactly what she's saying.
So let me bring you back in on this.
What do you make of this?
I mean, I didn't expect her to respond.
I really didn't, even though I probably should have, because I tweeted her a few months ago about the near tandon political article.
And she, for some reason, likes to respond.
So I'm glad that she responded to me because this is something that I was hoping wasn't the case.
Because, you know, and it is frustrating and upsetting because when remember when AOC first got into office, she did that protest in front of Pelosi's office.
And so that's what we, that was so exciting for us to see.
Like someone's finally in there fighting for us, right?
And she might have forgot that, but Nancy Pelosi didn't because when she ran this time, she got corporate cash flooded into her opponent.
But she won with 72% of the vote.
That should be the lesson right there.
That it doesn't matter if Nancy Pelosi opposes you.
She has about a 20% approval rate in the country.
No one really likes her.
And you see the corruption because she has that approval rating and yet she still gets reelected every time, right?
And that's because of corporate money.
And we know that, right?
So it's upsetting to see her do this because once she's talking about co-sponsors, when Kamala Harris co-sponsored it, then backed off.
So did Elizabeth Warren.
Hakeem Jeffries is on that list.
He'll never vote for Medicare for All.
She knows that doesn't mean anything.
And so it is that the gaslighting that is so upsetting because these are people in there that we support wholeheartedly.
But if you're not going to fight for us, then we can't support you.
That's right.
We can't do it.
Well, let's see.
And let me just show a couple of more slides and I'll bring you right back in.
So here she is saying, but know that the movement pressure.
No, no, no.
We're the movement.
We're pressuring you right now.
You're not the movement.
We're the movement.
I'm the movement.
Justin's the movement.
Everybody who needs health care is the movement.
You have health care.
You're not the movement.
We're pressuring you.
You're the elected official.
You're the representative.
You aren't the movement.
And so what I said is here she is pretending to be part of a movement when she's really running scared and running cover for Nancy Pelosi.
It is now obvious that you will never fight for Medicare for all.
It's a human right and you act like Pelosi's speakership is more important than health care.
Everyone sees who you are.
So one more, I'll get one more from Ian Higgins says, not sure if this tracks.
Assume that the Democrats relent and allow a vote on one of the most popular policies in American politics.
Put them up to having to say no.
Will they?
We can't imagine the political pressure that will come if it's on the table.
I can't either.
This isn't even, and then this is to be speaking to AOC.
She says, this isn't even addressing anything he's saying, meaning you, what you're saying.
We don't give a fuck about co-sponsors sponsoring something that they don't think will ever be up for a vote or pass.
Put it up for a vote so we can have Democrats on record voting no for healthcare as a human right.
And here she tries to gaslight us more.
She goes, I respect that.
And in an important way, they are on the record.
There are 118 House Democrats who have publicly signed not to guarantee health care during this term.
They are listed here.
It's 100% gaslighting.
Kamala Harris co-sponsored Bernie's Medicare for All Bill 2.
Voting is real.
The people want to vote.
You won't do anything to make this happen.
You are revealing that you never intended to use your leverage to fight for Medicare for all or cross mama bear.
And there it is.
Kamala Harris no longer supports Bernie Sanders Medicare.
So as soon as they get into a position to be able to do something about Medicare for All, they turn and talk, just like she is doing right now.
She is doing that right now.
She has an opportunity to do something for Medicare for All, something she ran on.
And when she ran on, she said, we don't have to wait 100 years.
We can do it now.
She can do it now.
And she's not doing it now.
Just like Kamala Harris, AOC, is turning her back on the people and we are outing her.
She is being, she's revealing herself.
I didn't have to do shit.
You did it.
And then she did it for herself.
She goes, look at this.
She goes, in contrast, you can use leverage to push for things that can happen and changes lives, i.e., a $15 minimum wage vote in the first 100 days.
That's doable.
Elevating longtime progressive champions to important positions of leadership.
Also, she's talking about committee assignments.
That's the opportunity cost to weigh.
See, you guys still wait.
You got to keep waiting.
Aaron Mate busts her perfectly.
He says, How does losing a vote on Medicare for All take away your leverage to push for things that can happen?
You can still push for those things.
And who are the longtime progressive champions who stand a chance to be elevated to these important positions of leadership?
Who are they?
I say this is ridiculous.
If you leverage your vote for Pelosi for speaker, then she meets your demand and brings Medicare for All up for a vote.
Then you vote for her and you get all those things.
You lose nothing.
Shocked, you had two weeks, and this is the lame excuse you came up with.
Everybody sees it.
And why is this a bad?
Because they're already for it.
Joe Biden is already for a $15 minimum wage.
Even before the pandemic, Biden's first official campaign speech was he promised to raise the federal minimum wage of $15.
Everybody's for it.
And so is Nancy Pelosi.
You're not risking anything.
That's garbage.
You're not getting anything from Nancy Pelosi for your vote.
Here's what Pamila Jayapel says.
Facts.
Our for-profit health care system left 87 million uninsured or underinsured before COVID.
A new Foxbull found that 72% of voters want single-payer health care now.
House Democrats who support Medicare for All just won re-election.
Medicare for All is a winning issue.
That's Pramila Jayapel.
Seems like she's going against AOC on this.
She hasn't directly publicly yet, But that's exactly what that sounds like.
Let me bring Justin back in.
What do you say about this?
Think about the way she's going about her strategy, right?
She puts out the tweet that there's 118 co-sponsors of the bill.
Well, first off, then why has there not been a single vote on it?
Right?
You have that big of a coalition.
That might be a majority.
Like, how has there not been a single vote on it?
Because she knows that those co-sponsors don't mean anything.
And instead of she does that, instead of actually going after the people who haven't co-sponsored it, that's what you need to do.
Go after the people who have not co-sponsored guaranteed health care for all people in this country as a human right.
Go after those people, but she won't do that.
And if she won't do that, then she'll never get anything.
She won't.
You can't play nice within this party and expect to get what?
A committee assignment.
If Nancy Pelosi is the speaker of the House, nothing progressive will ever come up for a vote on the House floor.
It just won't happen.
It won't happen.
And so you need to threaten her with something because obviously you didn't do anything the past two years to get a vote on it.
So you need to try something different.
And this is a really good strategy.
And it's upsetting.
It doesn't seem like they're going to do it.
Pete Seeger asked everybody, which side are you on?
I'm now asking the squad, which side are you on?
I'm asking them right now, which side are you on?
And I'm telling everybody who watch the shows: if you are here, if you have heroes, you're wrong.
And if your hero is a politician, you're wrong twice.
Okay?
From FDR to LBJ to Barack Obama to everyone in between.
The only time government really does anything for people is when they have no other option.
Time to let the time to let AOC know they have no other option because we're watching.
Everybody's eyes are on them and we see through their bullshit excuses.
Now is the time to stand up and fight for Medicare for all in the middle of a pandemic.
And if you're not going to do it now, you are never going to do it, you phony.
We see you.
And you won't, she won't respond to me.
I love that she responds to an NFL player.
Here she is responding.
Here she is making my case.
Here she is making Justin Jackson's case.
Here she is making Kyle Kalinsky's case.
Here she is making Marion Williams' case, Crystal Ball case, Jenk Uger's case.
Here is AOC making the case we're pushing, but now she says is a bad idea.
Here she is.
You know, in what you said earlier, too, I wanted to go back to what you said about our left party.
We don't have a left party in the United States.
The Democratic Party is not a left party.
The Democratic Party is a center or center conservative party.
We do not advocate for, we do not, we can't even get a floor vote on Medicare for all.
Not even a floor vote that gets voted down.
We can't even get a vote on it.
So this we can.
You can do it right now.
Turns out we can do it.
And you know you can do it.
But this will get you more votes.
It'll get you more donations and it'll get you applause lines in front of a friendly audience, but you won't ever actually stand up and do it.
You won't actually do anything to get Medicare for all for a vote.
Here she is complaining about it.
What is your reaction when you see that?
Like, it's almost like they don't know we see these videos.
They exist.
They're on the internet in perpetuity.
Like the hypocrisy.
But then the upsetting part is she's so willing to call out Republicans, which is great.
We can all do that all day long.
It's easy.
But when are you going to call out Nancy Pelosi?
That's right.
Because under her leadership, the Democrats have become wiped out every single time.
She can't hardly speak when she's trying to advocate a message.
But you're going to keep supporting her each in every Congress.
Nothing's going to change with this strategy.
And when we finally propose something that's different, something that could actually work with a small coalition of progressives in the House, they're not up for it.
They won't do it.
They won't do it.
Here she is again, making our case, Justin.
Here she is again.
And we organize to win back the presidency.
And we do all that on election day.
And then we walk away.
We're not going to get anything done.
Nothing's going to happen.
Democratic Party does not do more unless it is pushed.
So we need to push them.
Wow.
I mean, there are.
Listen to us.
Listen to yourself.
So she can pretend she doesn't know what I'm doing.
I'm doing what she ran on.
I'm doing what she's been talking about since she came in, since the first time she was on my show in 2017, before anybody had her on their show.
I'm doing, I'm still the same guy.
She's changed.
You're still the same person.
Everybody is who's a progressive who wants Medicare for all.
We're still the same people.
She's the one who's gaslighting and bullshitting us.
And I'll hear.
And they don't like it.
I think I annoy them, but in that, but.
No, you don't.
You voted for the largest upward transfer of wealth in history.
You voted for the expansion of the surveillance state.
You voted for Nancy Pelosi as leader.
You've never fucking made them uncomfortable, ever.
You're not.
And right now, you won't even force a vote on Medicare for all.
And you're outing yourself.
I'm not doing it.
You're doing it.
Here, I'll show you this.
People forgive a politician who tries and fails, but they'll never forgive those who try for fear of failing.
Pelosi is counting on your fear of trying.
It's how she remained speaker for four decades with nothing, absolutely nothing to show for it.
And just think about this: 97 members of the Progressive Caucus, none of them will hold their vote for a speaker to get Medicare for all.
106 members of the Republican Party just asked the Supreme Court to overturn the election.
How feckless could progressive be?
Exactly everything right-wingers say about progressives is exactly true.
They are feckless, spineless wimps who won't fight for a thing and they can be rolled right over.
And they are.
They're being Bernie rolls over at every time.
He fucking practically ran his campaign trying to get Joe Biden elected.
It's called gaslighting and she knows what she's doing.
And I'll show this one more time.
This is her words.
The whole point of protesting is to make people uncomfortable.
Activists take the discomfort with the status quo and advocate for concrete policy changes.
Popular support often starts small and grows to folks who complain, protest demands, make others uncomfortable.
That's the point.
And that's the point of this.
And that's the point of her pressuring Nancy Pelosi.
You got to make them uncomfortable, make her afraid of her speakership.
And it's Nancy Pelosi's decision whether she's speaker or not.
It's Nancy Pelosi's decision.
It's not, hey, we're going to lose the speakership and then we won't get anything.
No, that's up to Nancy Pelosi.
So everybody sees exactly what KOC's doing.
She's gaslighting.
And I just wanted to say she's pretending to be part of a movement when she's really running cover for Nancy Pelosi.
And I'll play this one more time.
What the Bronx and Queens needs is Medicare for all, tuition-free public college, a federal jobs guarantee, and criminal justice reform.
We can do it now.
It doesn't take 100 years to do this.
We can do this now.
It doesn't take 100 years to do this.
But now she's saying we can't do all of it.
We can only do some of it, and you have to choose.
And the stuff that we can do turns out is the stuff Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden already want to do.
So actually, me being here doesn't help anything.
I'm not pushing anybody anywhere.
I'm not pushing Joe Biden left.
I'm not pushing Nancy Pelosi left.
We're just going to do the stuff that Nancy Pelosi already agrees to.
I'll give you the last word, Justin.
And we're talking about a $15 minimum wage when a lot of people have already lost their jobs.
Nobody's got a job.
People don't even have jobs to get a wage.
We need to, you know, that's why I'm saying that the 97 members of the Progressive Caucus to the House Republicans tweet.
I actually responded to that and I said there's levels to this, right?
We're trying to get our progressives to just say we're not going to vote for you to get one vote on one policy that we want.
And they're trying to get the Supreme Court of the United States to overturn an election.
There's levels to it.
This is not the fight that they do for their base.
It's not the same.
They will do anything.
They're threatening anarchy just to please their base.
And we can't even get our people to threaten a right-wing speaker who's gotten nothing progressive done the entire time she's been in office.
So this is what we have to do.
We have to put public pressure on them.
What is there to lose?
What is there to lose right now?
Exactly.
Nothing.
AOC might lose a committee assignment.
That's what we might lose.
There's nothing to lose.
I'm telling you, listen to AOC's own words before this moment.
And so this moment is the great unmasking during a pandemic, ironically.
This is the great unmasking.
And I'm not doing it.
You're not doing it.
She's doing it to herself.
She engaged you on Twitter because she was too afraid to engage me.
She's still, she's too afraid of everything.
But she engaged you.
And you fucking schooled her, schooled her, and everybody saw it.
She's got how many million Twitter followers does she have?
And you got 10 times more likes, retweets, and attention than any garbage she was throwing at you of why she can't do this.
And I just, she's just another one.
Hey, good things can never happen.
That's what AOC is saying.
Good things can never happen.
And by the way, in two years, Justin, and I know you know this, but in two years, Nancy Pelosi is not going to be speaker anymore.
So in two years, the Republicans take over and the Democrats are wiped out.
So it's at least at the very earliest four years before we could ever bring this up again.
Another four years before we could ever even bring it up.
So now is the time.
And if they don't do this, there is absolutely no reason to ever vote for a progressive inside the Democratic Party.
And I'm not making that case.
AOC is proving that.
Would you agree with that?
100%.
What other time than now?
And what are they going to do when this moratorium's up?
They don't seem to want to do anything to help people with a stimulus bill.
A stimulus bill without a stimulus check to the people.
That's what they're trying to put out there right now.
So this is not looking good.
And that's why I think the time is now that we have to pressure these people because we need something for the people right now.
There's not going to be a lot left to lose when people are out in the streets without a home and they didn't get bailed out by the government like Wall Street did.
14 million people already lost their health care, 20 million people on the brink of eviction on December 31st.
And she's saying, hey, we have to get more co-sponsors.
It's not acceptable.
It's not acceptable.
Justin Jackson, thanks so much for being our guest.
You're welcome back anytime.
And you're very, you know, you really, you're clear.
You are a much clearer speaker than I am.
I can't even say it.
So you do a great job with this shit.
And I really appreciate you sticking your neck out for people.
And it's because you have a personal experience with this.
I also have a personal experience.
I also went bankrupt from healthcare.
I had health insurance.
I had the best health insurance you get.
I still went bankrupt.
And so this is very near and dear to my heart also.
So what this does to American psyche is unbelievable.
I think that's, I will guarantee you, if we had Medicare for all, gun violence would go down.
I'm just telling you, gun violence would go down.
People would be nicer to each other.
People try to figure out why are people so nice in Canada?
Because they all got fucking healthcare.
You go to Canada, people that they're always like, hey, how you doing?
They're so nice.
And I realized I was working at a comedy club in Doesn't Matter in Winnipeg.
And I realized that the club owner and the waitress had the exact same health care.
Right.
And that if and if the waitress lost her job, she didn't lose her health care.
And her kid didn't lose his diabetes medicine.
And everybody was still going to be kind of okay.
And so that's why people are less on edge.
That's my theory anyway about Canada, why they still have all the guns, but nobody's shooting each other.
And I think it's because they have Medicare for all.
You see that?
I think I saw an article that they're overproducing the vaccine and they're going to send it out to countries that need it for free.
That's just actually having a conscience and a heart and using your resources to help other people around the world.
Imagine that.
Yeah, but imagine that.
But where's the profit in that, Justin?
Right, exactly.
Come on.
That's what Jesus would say.
How do you make money off this?
Right.
All right, Justin Jackson, thanks again for coming on and good luck with the Chargers.
Everybody loves you.
Thank you.
I have to say, I came and saw you guys in Chicago.
I want to say that was maybe 2018.
Oh, I'm from Chicago.
I'm from the suburbs of Chicago.
Yeah, I know you went to Northwestern, right?
You played at Northwestern.
Yeah, I didn't know you're from Chicago.
That's amazing.
Would you come to Thalia Hall?
Yeah, Thalia Hall.
Yep.
Oh, fantastic.
I have to tell you, my dad love him to death, but he is MSNBC, like, like liberal.
It's hard.
And I brought him and you shot on MSNBC.
It was so good.
I just was looking at him like, oh, this is exactly what I wanted in me.
It was great.
It was good.
Oh, wow.
I'm sorry.
Did we get to meet afterwards or did you take off?
I think I had to take off.
I knew, you know, you had a long line.
Yeah, yeah.
Hopefully meet someday.
Yeah, next time.
Exactly.
Yeah, I'll see you definitely next time.
All right, Justin.
Well, I love to have you on.
I'd love to have you as a guest on a live show.
That'd be great.
Yeah, yeah.
I appreciate it.
Okay.
Thanks for having me on.
All right, buddy.
Bye-bye.
Hey, Bernie Sanders is on the line.
I hope he has some news on that new stimulus bill.
Hello.
Hello, you painted the ass.
How may I help you?
Better yet, what's the best way to get you to shut the fuck up and leave me the hell alone?
We just want to know what you're doing to help us, Bernie.
Things are bad for everybody.
You're telling me Joe Biden just picked George Bush to paint his presidential portrait.
You're ready for a lot of modeled white accretions, bubbled colors, and creepy Freudian symbolism.
Unacceptable.
I will never have my official portrait done.
My arms flap around too much, you know, to make it feasible.
Is there going to be any stimulus bill before the holidays?
Let it be said now.
And let me be the one to say, let it be said now.
Congress can't go home for the Christmas holidays until we pass legislation which provides a $1,200 direct payment to working-class adults.
Okay, but what do you mean by working-class adults?
What the hell do you mean by asking, what do I mean by working-class adults?
Does it include the long-term unemployed, adults on social security or disability?
It means what it means, and Congress can't go home until they pass it.
And how are you going to keep them from going home?
I'll tell you how, you Peckerwood sock puppet.
I'm going to keep telling them that they can't go home until they do it.
That's all.
What's their motivation to do it?
Because it'll make it clear to the voters that we are fighting for them.
That's what.
And when voters see us fighting for them, they come out and vote.
If that's the case, why can't you and the squad use your power to force a vote on Medicare for all?
Don't be a fuckhead.
Because you can't use your power for Medicare for all.
Because if you use your power, you lose your power.
Why?
Because everybody would lose their committee assignments and then they'd have no power.
But when you don't use your power, voters stay home and you lose elections.
Then you have no power.
No, no, no, no, you don't understand.
The whole point of having power is to never use it.
Using power makes you powerless.
Real power is when you never use your power.
Power is useless without powerlessness.
Okay, so if real power is powerlessness, why aren't Democrats more powerful then?
I never said power is powerlessness.
I said powerlessness is power.
Take the over 60 grassroots organizations representing billions of Americans who are demanding Congress provide relief checks.
They're powerful.
Why?
Because they're powerless.
Get it?
Just force a vote, Bernie.
That's nothing but performative symbolism.
Yeah, Democrats spent months impeaching a president knowing they didn't have the votes.
Wasn't that performative symbolism?
No, that actually achieved something.
It almost lost us the house.
You're all mixed up.
Download the burn app now and get your head together.
We got important work to do, doing nothing substantial.
Jane, get my mask and face shield.
We're off to the Bidens for dinner, and he's a messy eater.
Nice job, Julie.
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Hey, Joe Biden's calling me.
Hello.
Hey, it's Joe Biden.
It's me.
I'm officially the new guy.
I'm president.
I'm the main guy.
It counted all the eclectors.
And I won the big red one, Jack.
After all these years, I'm finally in charge.
Me, Joe Biden, the most important man in the world.
My first 100 days are coming, and I can't wait to take the swift, bold action needed to get this country back on the brass tax.
Get ready, fasten your seatbelts, and watch out, world, because here I come.
Hey, Joe, are you awake?
Hello, did you fall asleep?
Watch with all the racket.
Who ordered the veal cutlet?
You were just telling the world about your first hundred days, Joe.
You got that straight, Jackson.
Guess what?
What?
I picked a gay guy for Secretary of Transportation.
His name's Pete Budich.
You know him?
We're restoring the soul of our great nation's roads and bridges with a gay mayor person.
A gayer.
That's great.
Now, how about forcing a vote on Medicare for all?
And you could easily use Section 1881A of the Social Security Act to give all Americans Medicare for free during the pandemic.
Did you know you could do that?
Get out of here.
Stop with this malarkey performance.
Pay attention to the gay transport secretary.
Don't you get it?
He's Secretary of Transportation.
He's gay.
He's gay.
It's a great millstone.
Milestone.
Hey, will you please shut up?
Don't you see what's going to happen?
He's going to ensure federal transportation projects improve access to wine cave opportunities.
Facilitate collaboration with interstate wine caves.
Improve connectivity of our rails with wine caves.
Repair our roads so our country's wine caves have equal access to wine cave commerce.
We're building the back better for all.
And he's gay.
But why?
But why booty gig?
Have you seen South Bend Sidewalks?
I'm on the record praising Pete's sidewalks.
Look at his sidewalks, you dumb twat.
Everything this guy says is inappropriate.
Everything this guy says is inappropriate.
It's hilarious.
Everything he says.
You can't talk like that, Joe.
I'm fucking president, you limp biscuit bonehead.
I can do whatever the hell Joe wants.
I've got another two strokes left in me before Joe takes over.
So saddle me up, my big white goose.
What happens if you have another aneurysm during your first 100 days?
I pledge not to have one during my first 100 days.
Look at my record, man.
We're bringing back normalcy.
Yeah.
Four years ago under the Biden Obama presidency, our main worries were hatchamoules and nuclear war.
It's time to return to those salad bar days.
My wife's a doctor.
She knows the score.
Don't say she's not a doctor, doctor.
She's a doctor of educating.
She knows all about birthing anchor.
It'll be all right.
Don't worry.
Shut up about my son.
I love my son.
Hunter has problems like millions of other sons of vice presidents, but he's fixed it.
If you don't like my son, then you ain't a father.
Jesus Christ.
Secondly, we're going to cure cancer.
But we simply cannot cure cancer when everybody's getting free health care.
It just can't be done.
So here's the thing.
I promise you the least worst period in American history.
And by God, I'm going to fulfill that promise if it kills every last one of you.
That is my pledge.
Now draw my bath and fetch the hatchables, Mabel.
My normalcy needs cleansing.
Joe Biden, you know, is he's that they say the Democratic Party relies on their base, which is black voters, black women, especially, right?
They vote like 99% Democrat, and they always.
So there was some audio leaks.
He had a meeting with some civil rights leaders in a recording obtained by the intercept.
Biden was unenthusiastic about executive action and warned against police reforms before Georgia's Senate runoffs.
Okay, so you want to hear some of it?
So here, and here's the audio.
And so we would ask you to lend your voice and your strength and your influence and your power and your ability to reach across the aisle to try and pass the George Floyd Justice and Policing Act.
But failing that, we would ask you to pull from that act measures that can be enacted by executive order.
You have the power to call for a national database on police misconduct.
You have the power to ask for a registry that will allow people to easily search in public multiple misconduct complaints against particular offices.
You have the ability to impose a database around police killings and police shootings.
And these are things that you can do by executive order.
Okay, let me respond.
So all those things, that's exactly true.
He could do all those things just like that.
And that's why before you pledge your vote for someone, you make sure he pledges to do that stuff for you if he wants your vote.
Nobody did that.
You weren't allowed to do that in 2016 because Trump, and you weren't allowed to do that in 2020 because Trump.
You weren't allowed to demand from a politician something for your vote.
And so now these black people just all voted for Joe Biden and you heard what they demanded, what they're asking for him because we already voted for you.
I've already explained to those people, that's not how politics works.
You got to get him to agree to shit before you give him your vote.
They did it their own way.
And watch what Joe Biden says back to them.
I've got to go.
Let me respond.
There's a lot to respond to here.
First, I got to go.
Look, I'm awesome.
Peace.
I got to get out of here.
Here we go.
Here's his response, ready?
Let's get something straight.
You shouldn't be disappointed.
What I've done so far is more than anybody else has done this far.
Okay, number one.
So they just said, you shouldn't be disappointed.
Okay.
That's how he responds.
Look, I'm going to say no, and I'm going to be an asshole about it.
All right.
You already got your vote.
Fuck off.
That's what he's saying, right, Ron?
You want someone to be nicer?
Go talk to the other Biden.
All right, there's a lot more to this.
So here, let's play it.
Number two, I mean what I say when I say it.
I mean what I say when I say it.
I'm the only person.
What is this guy?
He's guys, he's like Johnny Two Times from Goodfellas.
Ron is this guy.
He says he says nothing, but then he repeats it.
So like it seems like he said something like, let me say it.
A tisket, a tasket, a green and yellow basket.
A tisket, a tasket, a green and yellow basket.
Like, what the hell?
It still doesn't mean anything, buddy.
I mean what I say.
Okay, good for you.
Who's ever run on three platforms that I was told could not possibly win the election?
And I never ceased from it.
One was on restoring the soul of this country because of what I saw happen in Charlottesville.
That was it.
No one else was talking about it.
The words of presidents matter.
Nobody else.
No progressive.
Nobody else was talking about Charlottesville?
Wow.
How many protests did you attend, Joe?
Are you going to lie about being there as the people you stood beside too?
Nobody was talking about Charlottesville.
That's like saying nobody was talking about 9-11.
Nobody was talking about Charlottesville.
The whole country was talking about Charlottesville.
What does he mean by that, Ron?
Well, in fairness to him, he did run on some bold agendas like nothing will fundamentally change.
I mean, that's just here's more.
Was talking about, I did.
I did.
That's it.
So that's his, as they ask him to exercise his executive authority and to do some executive actions that would help their community.
His response isn't, of course, I will.
His response is, fuck off.
I said some shit that should have been nice during the campaign.
That's it.
I'm done with you.
The fuck do you think?
That's what he said.
I'm not, I mean, that's not a stretch.
It's the exact same tone.
He's just not saying fuck.
He said, he's like that bitter relative that like you ask for something and they just go on a tirade about something from their past that they shouldn't be patting themselves on the back for.
You know, like, hey, Uncle George, can you not use the N-word?
That's not appropriate.
That's a really horrible thing to say.
Can you not do that?
Hey, look, I had a black co-worker that I said good morning to for 30 years.
Like, oh, okay, that has nothing to do with anything.
Now, Ron, you remember when we covered Ice Cube on the show, he was talking about this exact thing that just happened.
So watch what he said.
The way it looks, they don't have a plan.
They don't have a plan.
Joe Biden does not have a plan for you, workers, or anybody, black people, Hispanic people, poor people, people out of job, people without health care.
He does not have a plan.
He doesn't.
Everybody's, you know, talking about get Trump out, get Trump out, get Trump out.
If you vote, that's going to happen on the first day.
So now, what?
Trump out now what?
What?
What do we get in the first hundred days?
Nothing.
Nothing.
You get yelled at.
That's what we're trying to figure out.
You get nothing.
We actually get that they could give us overnight like that.
Nothing.
He just, he could give it to you overnight like that.
And Joe Biden just said, go pound sand.
You should be happy with what you already have.
I already did everything I'm going to do for you.
I said some shit about Charlottesville during the campaign.
Go fuck yourselves.
That's what Joe Biden is saying to Ice Cube.
That's what he's been saying all along.
Nobody, they just haven't been listening.
I've been trying to tell people this is what Joe Biden is saying to you.
But everybody's like saying, but Trump, Trump, Trump.
Do you want to hear some more of this, This unbelievable meeting he had with civil rights leaders.
Listen to this.
There's some more of Joe Biden talking to his base.
I'm the first person, black or white, who calls attention to the fact that you were finding that the rate of people who are African Americans are dying was three times out of white people.
I don't carry around a stamp of my head saying progressive and I'm AOC, but I have a more of a record of getting things done in the United States Congress than anybody you know.
Anybody you know.
But he is like Johnny Two times from good fellas.
He really is.
Johnny Two times.
If he didn't work for an upstanding organization like the mob.
I mean, you know.
No, no, no, no, that's all wrong.
Wait a minute.
As FBI Director Trey Wilson said and married to the mob, the mob is run by murdering, thieving, lying, cheating psychopaths.
We work for the president of the United States of America.
Okay.
Anybody you know.
So he just said that he's gotten more stuff done.
And here, I'll play it again.
I'm the first person, black or white, who called attention to the fact that you were finding that the rate of people who are African Americans are dying was three times that of white people.
I don't carry around a stamp of my head saying progressive and I'm AOC, but I have a more of a record of getting things done in the United States Congress than anybody you know.
Anybody you know, anybody you know.
You know his record of getting stuff done?
He got the Iraq war done.
He got the bankruptcy bill that screws poor people and working people when they go into bankruptcy.
He got the crime bill done.
Oh, he also got the deregulation of Wall Street done.
He also got the Bush tax cuts permanent.
He got that done.
He also got the banks made bigger done.
He also opened up the Arctic to drilling twice, got that done.
He also got 5.1 million families kicked out of their house during an economic downturn.
Got that done.
He also got cages built to house immigrants.
Got that done.
He deported more Hispanics than all the other presidents combined.
Got that done.
And that was more than anybody you know.
LAUGHTER Thank you.
Thank you.
So you remember this?
Do you remember when Joe Biden?
So this is how he talks to black people after the election, after they all just voted for him.
This is how he talks to them.
Come see us when you come to New York, VP Biden.
Remember this?
Remember this when he was asking for their vote?
Remember this?
It's a long way until November.
We got more questions.
You got more questions.
But I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump and you ain't black, it don't have nothing to do with Trump.
It has to do with the fact I want something for my community.
I would love to see.
Take a look at my record, man.
I extended the.
Oh, my God.
So whenever somebody asks for something, his response is, shut the fuck up, man.
You got everything.
I already fucking did everything for you.
Shut up.
What the fuck do you want?
You want something for your vote?
Go ahead.
Sorry, Ron.
Look around you.
Everything's fine.
That's his go-to.
Here we go.
And then he lies.
And then now, so first he says, shut up, be happy with what you got.
And then he lies.
25 years.
I have a record that is second to none.
The NAACP has endorsed me every time I've run.
Nope.
The NAA, by the way, the NAACP never endorsed Joe Biden.
He just said they've endorsed him every time he ran.
That sounds very Trumpy and that level of a lie because the NAACP never endorsed him, not one time.
And here he is talking on a black show saying, if you don't like me, you're not black.
And I'm going to lie about black support.
That's who Joe Biden.
So that's him asking for something for his community.
And Joe Biden says, fuck off, and then lies to him.
That's pretty awesome.
Here we go.
This is who Joe Biden is.
That's the shit he gets done in Congress.
That's the shit he gets done in Congress.
He got the mass incarceration, built more prisons, longer sentences, escalated the war on drugs, and he targeted African Americans.
Joe Biden sounded like he was about to ask for that black guy's manager on that phone call, didn't he, Ron?
Yeah, I mean, and we should expect him to be worse because he was horrible on the campaign trail.
I mean, when that Latino activist asked him about immigration, very diplomatically, he told the guy to go vote for Trump.
That's what he told him to do.
He's like, go vote for Trump.
Yeah.
The guy said, hey, what are you going to do for these immigrants?
And he said, I'm not going to do anything.
I'm going vote for Trump.
And the guy said, I'm not going to vote for Trump.
I'm asking what you're going to do for these people here.
And he said, go vote for Trump.
I'm not going to do anything.
That's who Joe Biden was on the campaign trail.
That's who he is.
And you're an asshole if you bring that up.
You're a jerk if you report on that.
You're a jerk if you tell the truth about Joe Biden.
That's not only in the journalistic community, but that's also in the comedy community.
Have you experienced any of that, Ron?
Yeah, I mean, a little bit.
Leading up to the election, absolutely, where it was like, you're not allowed to say anything bad about Joe Biden.
I mean, I even had like, they were sharing like different videos on like Facebook groups and stuff.
And they didn't want to share one of mine because I made fun of Democrats.
They're like, we can't make fun of the Democrats right now.
And I'm like, okay, then, you know, you don't need any of my stuff, I guess.
But yeah, I mean, since the election's over, not as much, but maybe, I mean, in fairness, I don't look at every single tweet response I get.
Okay.
So, all right, so let's move on.
Here's more Joe Biden in this call.
Here's more of it.
By 2040, this country is going to be minority white European.
Hear me?
Minority white European.
And you guys are going to have to start working more with Hispanics who make up a larger portion of the population than y'all do.
What?
What the fuck?
His response that whenever you ask him a question is to just yell at you, is to just wag his finger and admonish you.
You're going to have to start working with Hispanics in 2040.
What the fuck?
And I ain't going to do something about climate change until 2050.
So fuck you.
Again, fuck you.
That's all he's got.
Whenever he talks, it sounds like he's being ejected from a sporting event.
Like, I just want to cheer on my Scranton flyers.
I just want to, I mean, I pay my taxes.
Like, sir, you have to leave.
You threw a beer through the glass.
You have to go.
I'm sorry.
So let's listen to that once again.
By 2040, this country is going to be minority white European.
Hear me?
Minority white European.
And you guys are going to have to start working more with Hispanics who make up a larger portion of the population than y'all do.
Biden campaign doesn't consider Latinos part of their path to victory.
That's the headline.
He just wagged his finger at black people saying they're going to have to start working with them.
He didn't give a shit.
He didn't work with them.
He doesn't give a fuck.
No, that's because whites are still the majority, Jimmy.
As soon as the whites are no longer the majority, then we have to work with them.
Does he sound like Trump?
The answer is yes.
He sounds actually more thin-skinned than Trump because he is.
And here's why I love this.
This is why Bernie yelling at me.
I thought it was Bernie who was the yeller.
Joe Biden, non-stop, telling people to go fuck themselves.
Isn't that amazing?
And you know, this was written by this written by Kelly Dittmar.
Kelly Dittmar, and I'm not making this up.
Her Twitter bio says she is an ice cream concierge.
Well, so is Biden, right?
I mean, isn't that his thing?
He's a big ice cream guy.
And here's a tweet.
Ron, I don't know if you saw this tweet.
She tweeted out on December 3rd, 2019.
She tweeted out, a few months ago, I wrote about how Kamala Harris and others had to run two simultaneous campaigns while the white guys only have to run one.
And then she retweeted that on March 5th and said, sometimes you work twice as hard and still don't reach the same results as white men.
That's not only frustrating, but it's a structural problem.
As Elizabeth Ward might say, we need big structural change.
And that starts with some serious self-reflection about gender and political institutions.
So when you see someone like her write this, that's complete propaganda bullshit.
She's a liar.
Just so you know, why is Bernie yelling at me?
That's just propaganda.
Because as we've shown you, the person who's yelling is Joe Biden.
My ice cream cottiers, though, she's an Elizabeth Warren fan.
Huh?
So the person who wrote this is an Elizabeth Warren fan.
Couldn't you believe it, Ron?
Well, I think part of it is like Bernie got the reputation as being the yeller because he yelled at the powerless, you know, like billionaires and Wall Street.
Yeah.
You know, Biden was yelling at, you know, the all-powerful people, people worried about immigration rights and black people wanting something for their vote.
You know, he was yelling at that.
Biden's punching up.
Yes.
Yes.
What a kick in the face to women.
A guy who wants to give them health care and a living wage and relieve them of their debt.
What a real asshole of women, huh?
God.
Under capitalism, women don't need money, I'm pretty sure, right, Ron?
I think that's the rule.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
That's what I've heard.
I think what they actually need is the empowerment.
They need empowerment through the elevation of token female figures.
Don't you think?
That'll work.
Yeah, that'll work.
Yeah, especially if those token female figures are out to continue the bidding of corporations in the military industrial complex.
That's what women really need.
We can change the world one Gina Haspel at a time.
That's the slogan.
By the way, let's just move on.
Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden once said he didn't want his kids to grow up in a racial jungle in regards to segregation.
That is true.
This is your antidote to Donald Trump.
Just in case you weren't sure.
This is your antidote.
That's the antidote.
Biden's opposition to marijuana legalization is at odds with most Americans' views.
That's never held him back before.
Nope.
Of course, Joe Biden supported a Republican in a $2,000 speech, $200,000 speech.
Biden is a different kind of Democrat, the kind who lavishly praises Republicans who are fighting for re-election.
But you're not allowed to say anything bad about Joe Biden when he's going for reelection.
And by the way, Joe Biden's a huge plagiarist.
Biden vows to bring back Obamacare individual mandate penalty for not having insurance.
That's called a giveaway to the insurance company.
That's called making you pay a private company money to enrich them.
87% of Democrats support Medicare for all, though Joe Biden doesn't.
U.S. says deportation of Honduran children a warning to illegal immigrants.
That's Joe Biden.
That's how Joe Biden treats minorities and immigrants, okay?
And then, of course, how does he want to empower you?
He wants to cut your Social Security and Medicare.
You think I'm kidding?
God only knows what else.
I can't believe the American people can't see through this.
We already have a law, the Defense of Marriage Act.
No, that's him talking about gay marriage.
So he doesn't support gay people either.
He didn't support gay marriage until five seconds ago.
That was him shitting on gay marriage.
Here is the Wall Street Journal says, as Kamala Harris joins the Biden ticket, Wall Street sighs in relief.
So this is how Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris has to answer for not prosecuting Steve Mnuchin.
Steve Mnuchin was the criminal CEO of One West Bank.
One West Bank illegally foreclosed on thousands of people.
And Kamala Harris's own investigators in her office told her that.
We found a thousand instances of criminality at One West Bank.
And if we look harder, we'll find a thousand more.
She did not prosecute.
She's never answered why.
The reason why is because she is the puppet of Wall Street and the banks.
That's why.
And so that's why she was the first person to get coordinated by Wall Street on Martha's Vineyard before that running of the 2016 Democratic primary.
She, Kamala Harris, was the first one who was coronated on Martha's Vineyard by the Wall Street executives.
And she was given all the cash, given all the things, and she was given the okay from Wall Street at Martha's Vineyard.
She couldn't get a vote.
So what the Wall Street says, well, fuck it.
We'll just get Obama because he works for us.
We'll get him to consolidate everybody around Joe Biden.
We already got Bernie telling people Joe Biden can beat Trump.
That's all they care about.
So we'll go with Joe Biden, and then we'll make Joe Biden pick Kamala Harris.
So if Joe Biden has to step down because he's demented, we'll have Kamala Harris, the one we wanted originally.
That's how this is working.
Wall Street picked Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
That's who picked them.
Okay.
As San Francisco district attorney, Kamala Harris' office stopped cooperating with victims of Catholic church child abuse.
I just letting you know who these people are.
That's why they talk to minorities like this.
Kamala Harris fought to keep nonviolent prisoners locked up.
Guess what?
Time magazine's person of the year.
Yeah, I saw that.
That was.
Wow.
Wow.
It's right.
Triggered.
In Crowning Person of the Year, Time Magazine said this.
Together, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris offered restoration and renewal in a single ticket.
And America bought what they were selling.
Wow, I haven't heard something that honest.
America bought what they were selling.
It sounds like the history of the selling of Manhattan.
Yeah, well, we had dinner with the Indians, and then they bought, we bought what they were selling.
What look, Manhattan?
So there you go.
Couldn't get a vote.
She couldn't get a vote.
That guy is demented.
But the Wall Street, the neoliberals, Barack Obama, and the media all conspired to make sure that's who the president and the vice president of the United States are because they are hand-chosen by the oligarchs, hand-chosen by Wall Street, the military industrial complex, big oil, and health insurance companies.
That's who chose them.
That's why they're there.
That's why you're there.
Okay.
He's a racist.
She likes to lock up blacks and brown people.
She likes to lock them up, keep them in prison.
He likes to do the same thing.
He doesn't want to live in a racial jungle.
Well, I mean, yeah, the cycle continues.
I mean, Joe Biden is a neocon, and that's not an embellishment.
He is a neocon.
That's straight up what he is.
And, you know, you're still in that cycle of neocon to neo-fascist, neocon to neo-fascist, neocon to neo-fascist.
That cycle has not been broken.
And yeah, it's an incredible.
They've proved the exception.
I mean, 90-some percent of the time, you can't beat something with nothing.
But when is there going to be an exception to that rule?
Well, I guess one exception to that rule is when we have a once-in-a-century pandemic and it is completely mishandled from day one to the point where we're a laughingstock of the world.
I guess if you have a scenario like that, nothing can slither its way into the White House.
And that's what's about to happen.
Hey, former Governor Chris Christie's calling me.
Hello.
Why you always got to say former governor?
What's that about?
You try to put me down?
You can't put me down.
I'm the one who puts you down.
Stop punching down on Chris Christie.
I'm still sick with the Kole Fitz-19.
What the heck did I beat Willflow Day?
Give me the symphony I deserve.
Well, you're not governor anymore.
Yeah, but I still get to be called governor, don't I?
Like the presidents do.
They'll get to be called president.
And governor, I bet if they want it, it's all about normalcy there with the traditions and historical convections and such.
You follow me?
And get this.
I'm also national co-chair of the Georgia Battleground Fund.
Wow.
National co-chair is an important position.
I know, but don't let my big titulars fool you, okay?
I get my own fucking chair.
I don't share that chair with nobody.
It's my fucking chair.
My fucking chair.
And I still owe a million lodge for that bridge mix-up a few years ago.
When I say I still owe, I really mean mistakes were made.
Hey, you know, there's a lot more to that phone call, but we don't have time in today's podcast.
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you be the best you can be and I'll keep being me.
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Don't freak out.
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