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	Get ready for an outstanding entertainment program.
	The Jimmy Dore Show.
	Hello, this is Jimmy.
	Who's this?
	Jimmy.
	It's my Ponteo.
	Ah, Secretary Pompeo.
	It's so good to hear from you.
	How are things?
	Everything in the Trump administration is going very well.
	We have no problems whatsoever to speak of.
	And we are really playing some 3D chess here.
	Is that so?
	So the other day you said you'll be transitioning into a second Trump administration.
	Was that a joke?
	Well, you are the comedian, so you tell me.
	Well, it wasn't funny, so I'm going to guess no.
	Well, Jimmy, as you know, nozzle jokes are ha ha funny.
	Some aren't jokes at all.
	Some are subtle ways to convey malevolent intent, but they are still jokes.
	I'm afraid I don't understand.
	Well, yeah, okay.
	Well, this is the 3D chess that I'm talking about.
	3D joke chess.
	So you admit that Trump lost the election to Joe Biden then?
	Well, what I can admit is that President Trump has not conceded the election.
	The votes are still being counted.
	And absolutely nothing terrifying and nefarious is being concocted behind the scenes right now.
	Come on, how could Donald Trump still possibly win this election?
	It's over.
	Jimmy, we are doing math in hexadecimal over here.
	What on earth does hexadexable mean?
	It's just a way to say that we have math that you and other people don't know about.
	What?
	You mean you have a different set of numbers from the election?
	No, just different ways of calculating those numbers.
	Alternative math, if you will.
	Yeah, well, there's no such thing as alternative math, Pompeo.
	You all really can't stop hemming and hawing over this, can you?
	Look, let's just wait and see what happens.
	Let the process unfold as it's supposed to.
	You know the truth, don't you?
	Are you just pretending to feel this way to insulate Trump from the truth?
	4D chess.
	Why are you covering for his stupid ego?
	Don't you have a spine?
	Okay.
	If he's forced to leave the White House, he's going to drop nukes on Moscow and Beijing.
	And maybe Brussels.
	seems to be under the impression that that's where vegetables come from.
	What?
	That's insane.
	You have to stop him, Mr. Secretary.
	Well, we are the State Department after all, so we are, in fact, weighing the pros and cons of the strategy.
	There are no pros.
	There's only cons.
	Jimmy, there's a lot of moving parts here.
	No, there aren't.
	Please don't blow up the world.
	I generally agree that this approach definitely lacks benefits, both for the U.S. and its allies.
	Nuclear war, I should think so.
	But we don't need to decide immediately.
	The Electoral College doesn't vote until December.
	Since you are finally being terrifyingly honest here, can you tell us what the president's doing right now?
	Well, you know, it's pretty normal.
	He's thrown a lot of half-eaten quarter pounders at low-level staff.
	He's ordered some of the molding removed to the West Wing because he is convinced that there is hidden treasure somewhere inside the White House that he just hasn't found yet.
	That seems to be a big concern, actually.
	Also, watching a lot of porn hub.
	We're trying to get him to spot the last cable news, and he's discovered Fuller House on Netflix, so that is helping.
	So, you know, just basic stuff.
	3D chess.
	I honestly don't really know what that even means.
	Okay, I have to go.
	The president is staging another protest movement.
	Excuse me?
	He's taking an angry dump on the floor.
	Poppeo.
	Establishment media sets of artists fighting so good luck.
	Watch and see as a jackal.
	Comedium speeds and jumps the medium and hits him head-on.
	It's the Jimmy Door show.
	Hey, everybody, welcome to this week's Jimmy Door show.
	Hey, let's get to the jokes before we get to the joke, shall we?
	Whatever you take away from this election, I'd start with freeze-dried food pack, a week's worth of clean underwear, and a passport.
	Hey, I'm not into identity politics.
	I voted with my penis because it's got an opposable thumb.
	I don't even get that joke.
	You hear people say this a lot.
	Boy, I'm looking forward to the news becoming boring again.
	Boy, isn't that the perfect epitaph for people bored by seven illegal wars?
	Prisons full of black people in a world spiraling towards climate extinction.
	Boy, is that boring?
	Huh, don't forget to order the new iPhone 12.
	Hey, today is Veterans Day.
	The day I'm recording this is Veterans Day.
	And in a tribute to our nation's sailors, Chris Christie navigated three submarine sandwiches into his stomach.
	Come on.
	Hey, if we really want to honor our military today, we'd let them all desert and ransack Malibu.
	And now, another episode of Democratic Party voter outreach.
	There's a pandemic.
	We need Medicare for all.
	Ah, wait until we get the Orange Cheeto out of the White House.
	Okay, he won.
	Now he's vetting Republicans for his administration.
	Not now.
	We're celebrating.
	Shut up.
	We have to ban fracking.
	We have six years left.
	Not now.
	Wait until after the midterms.
	The Republicans just took over Congress.
	Not now.
	The Republicans just took over Congress.
	There's another pandemic.
	We need Medicare for all.
	Wait until we get Tom Cotton out of the White House.
	And that was another episode of Democratic Party Voter Outreach.
	You know, it's cute how people think Donald Trump ripped our country apart.
	As if before his arrival, we were all unified, in love with our murdering cops, mass homelessness, medical bankruptcy, and the sickening disregard for any meaningful action against climate catastrophe.
	Hey, don't miss David Muir's American Strong segment every night on ABC.
	Hey, what's coming up on today's Jimmy Door show?
	Joe Biden's cabinet.
	How bad will it be?
	How many warmongers direct straight from the military-industrial complex will be in it?
	The answer just may surprise you, or will it?
	Hey, AOC goes on a revisionism about the two parties of war, and we're here to debunk her.
	Plus, Pete Budigig gets rewarded by the establishment for fulfilling his mission in the primary.
	Plus, phone calls for Mike Pompeo, Chuck Schumer, and Joe Biden, plus a lot lot more.
	That's today on the Jimmy Door show.
	Hey, the election results are coming in, and the winner is Goldman Sachs.
	Wall Street, the military industrial complex, health insurance CEOs, and out of control, inequality and corruption.
	Whoopee.
	What now?
	Everything.
	The libs are going to go back to sleep at their long collective brunch.
	And I say, good.
	We don't need them.
	They only get in the way anyway.
	America has elected the architect of the system that gave us the last four years.
	Expecting that architect to fix our problems is final proof that America is a failed state.
	Well, what happens next?
	It doesn't matter who's in the House or in the Senate.
	We, the people, must rise up.
	We must make demands.
	Americans need health care now.
	Americans need a stimulus check now.
	Americans need the wars to end now.
	America need a they need a living wage now.
	Being in the streets isn't enough unless that street is in front of the White House, City Hall, or a politician's home.
	Politicians stand for nothing unless we are standing on them.
	Accept no more excuses from Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer, Bernie Sanders.
	Movements have to move.
	Workers have the power.
	Workers make this nation run.
	Workers make the profits.
	Labor needs to exercise this power now.
	We need to stop talking about pushing the nation left.
	We're not pushing the nation left.
	We're pushing the nation back to the people.
	No matter what the political hacks try to convince you of, America has elected a bona fide racist into the presidency.
	Joe Biden has done more damage to the minorities with policy, more damage to minorities than all of Donald Trump's tweets combined.
	Democrats' marketing campaign has turned a demented puppet of the oligarchy, an enemy of working people into Uncle Joe.
	Yeah, an uncle who would kick your family out of their home, steal your money, cut your Social Security, and give it to the banks and credit card predators while sending your children to war.
	We need an anti-war movement to rise up now.
	The next commander-in-chief is a warmonger.
	You could not find someone with more blood on their hands than Joe Biden.
	Biden has packed every, he's backed every war for the last 30 frickin years.
	Democrats will sell you oversea wars under the banner of humanitarianism, under the banner of protecting the international order, under the banner of spreading democracy.
	Don't be fooled by the Democrats' concerned face imperialism.
	All the techniques used for RussiaGate are going to be deployed against this dissent from the left.
	Just know that.
	All the independent media that willingly went along with RussiaGate and fed into the hysteria of RussiaGate, they need to make a stand now.
	Do you stand against the corrupt power class or do you serve the establishment narrative?
	We need an independent media that has guts.
	We need an independent media that will stand on principle.
	We need an independent media that pushes politicians instead of protecting them.
	Democrats are going to hide behind Kamala Harris.
	They're going to use her identity, her gender, her fake charm.
	The happy enforcer of Joe Biden's racist mass incarceration state, Kamala Harris was the VP choice for a reason.
	Ignore her.
	We must stand with all communities who will now be targeted, targeted by a friendlier, more competent, better mannered, privatized incarceration state under Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
	We can't wait.
	There's going to be a Republican wave in 2022.
	Republicans have the money and the networks to reconstruct itself from the ashes.
	Democrats will pretend to be the victims of process and pragmatism.
	Don't give in to the Democrats' gaslighting.
	I mean, the nation's in crisis.
	People are out of money.
	The economy is being sucked dry by billionaires.
	Millions of people are losing their health care, losing their jobs and their homes.
	And now we're going to have no Trump to distract us.
	Democrats are going to be forced to show which side are they on?
	We need Medicare for all.
	No public option.
	No public option.
	Public option was the compromise position 13 years ago.
	A public option will create an apartheid healthcare system where taxpayers will be paying for people who actually need health care while the subsidized insurance companies get more money than ever.
	Any politician trying to convince you that the public option is a good deal is your enemy and a sellout.
	No means-tested programs.
	That only divides us.
	We're in this together.
	I do better when you do better.
	We need a Green New Deal and we need it now because the planet is facing climate collapse and Joe Biden's plan targets 2050.
	Joe Biden's going to be dead before then.
	But under his plan, we'll all be dead before 2050.
	A massive Green New Deal infrastructure plan will boost our economy coming out of this pandemic and it'll create jobs and create an economy for the future.
	It's going to save the planet and it's going to save our children.
	But Joe Biden's more interested in short-term profits.
	His owners are more interested in short-term profits, which is why he is.
	Short-term profits is the only thing that drives our failed system.
	They are driving us to a short-term future.
	Here's what we have to demand out of the Democrats in the first 30 days.
	Living wages, stimulus checks, end our support for the Yemen war, deal with student debt, pardon whistleblowers, single-payer, universal health care, UBI.
	Don't let them play the numbers game in Congress.
	If they don't give us health care in the middle of a pandemic, the political system's failure will demand its demise.
	We got to do everything to save ourselves.
	We got to do direct action, general strikes, a people's party.
	The country has a deadline.
	The American people have a deadline.
	The planet has a deadline.
	We must fight for the world we need.
	This is the end of politics and the beginning of history.
	It's up to us to make that history.
	Peoplesparty.org.
	Hey, everybody.
	Here's Joe Biden's big supporter.
	Here's a resistance leader, John Kasich.
	Now is the time for Democrats, and I believe Joe Biden will do this, to begin to listen to what the other half the country has had to say.
	So this is how it always plays out, just so You know what's happening.
	So, right now, all the establishment tools who get on TV whenever they want are going on saying, well, now that the Democrats won, it's time for them to reach out to the Republicans and govern like a Republican.
	That's what they got to do.
	But whenever Republicans win, they go, see, we got a mandate.
	We got a mandate to do what we want.
	And do you understand why this is okay?
	Why John Kasich and Joe Biden are okay on the same page?
	Because they both serve the same donors.
	They're both establishment Wall Street tools.
	They're both enemies of the workers.
	But we have to listen to what those folks, those Republicans, all across this country has had to say.
	Because we've never done that before.
	When are we going to start listening to the right wing?
	When a corporate, when is the corporate voice going to have a voice in government?
	I love that, Joe Biden.
	Unite around us.
	And as soon as we win, we'll give you the finger.
	The best thing that's happened to Joe Biden is the fact that the United States Senate is either going to be Republican or very close.
	And the far left can push him as hard as they want.
	And frankly, the Democrats have to make it clear to the far left that they almost cost him this election.
	And that the far left almost cost him the election.
	You mean the one he won?
	You mean how he beat the right-wing guy?
	The one he won?
	And when the Democrats lose, see, the Republicans have a mandate.
	And when Democrats win, they almost lost.
	Republicans win, you got to go hard-right, conservative because they got a mandate.
	When Democrats win, you got to go hard-right, conservative because they almost lost.
	This is the guy that the Democrats had speak.
	Joe Biden invited him to speak at the convention.
	This is his buddy.
	Congresswoman from Virginia warned the Democrats: you want to talk about defunding the police, you'll have no support.
	And I think this is an opportunity for Biden to talk about the center right and the center left of this country and what can be achieved.
	Because we have enormous problems with debt, Social Security, Medicare.
	We have enormous problems with debt, Social Security, and Medicare.
	And Joe Biden and me agree we got to cut it.
	We got enormous problems with debt, Social Security.
	So instead of coming in during the middle of an economic collapse and a pandemic and giving people health care and a UBI and a job and economic relief and expanding Social Security, he's going to come in and do all the opposite.
	The opposite.
	And they're going to do it under because it's common sense.
	And if you don't do this, you're going to lose your next election.
	No, that's how Barack Obama governed.
	And that's why we got Trump.
	Healthcare.
	Little steps.
	One other thing.
	One Democrat told me Social Security, Medicare, healthcare, little steps, little steps.
	One other thing.
	One Democrat told me at some point, if they'd have been more clear in rejecting the hard left, they would have appealed more to Americans who I believe essentially live in the middle.
	So I think actually he's in a better position today because being pulled from the left isn't going to work.
	They will not get those things done.
	By the way, just remember, that's the guy Joe Biden invited to come speak at the Democratic convention and endorse him.
	Now is John Kasich is telling Democrats that progressives are the party's problem, but Kasich is an anti-choice, anti-labor Republican.
	Kasich is attacking the people who played pivotal roles in flipping Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.
	Kasich failed to flip Ohio.
	The scary thing about this is that Joe Biden and John Kasich both tried to cut Social Security in the late 1990s in the name of austerity.
	Kasich was made a DNC speaker by Team Biden, and Kasich in this clip explicitly references Social Security.
	Yeah, that's why they're buddies.
	You want to see why they're buddies?
	Senator, we have a deficit.
	We have Social Security and Medicare looming.
	The number of people on Social Security Medicare is now 40 million.
	People, it's going to be 80 million in 15 years.
	Would you consider looking at those programs, age of eligibility, cost of living, put it all on table?
	The answer is absolutely you have to.
	I mean, one of the things that my you have to.
	I like how he smiles when he does it.
	You have to.
	We have to.
	I mean, come on, we have to cut Social Security and Medicare.
	You have to, man.
	I mean, how are we going to get out of this big deficit hole unless we can't get out of this hole unless we push a bunch of old people in it?
	He would go bankrupt.
	His son got sick and couldn't pay the bills.
	And I think Barack Obama had to lend him the money.
	He engineered a healthcare system that bankrupted himself.
	And he's still such a tool that he is going to deny you health care still to this day.
	What happened?
	What is the story with his kid?
	It was like he was going to have to sell his house or something to pay for it.
	And then somehow he got the money.
	What is that story?
	I don't know what that story.
	I got to look up what that story is.
	And there he is.
	We got to cut Social Security and Medicare.
	Of course, man.
	The American people know they can't have nice things.
	We're living in a fucking corporatocracy.
	This is an oligarchy.
	They don't get to have the stuff the rest of the world has.
	You think I'm kidding?
	That's what he says.
	The political advisors say to me, is whoa, don't touch that third.
	Look, the American people aren't stupid.
	It's a real simple proposition.
	We have to do.
	You and I were talking about Bob Dole, aren't we?
	The American people aren't stupid.
	They are stupid, Joe.
	NB, they fucking just elected you, and you're going to cut Social Security and Medicare.
	You're going to try.
	You're going to try.
	Barack Obama tried.
	Barack Obama tried to cut Social Security and Medicare.
	It was called the grand bargain.
	And he was going to do it.
	And guess who stopped Barack Obama from cutting Social Security and Medicare?
	Do you know who stopped him?
	The Republicans.
	Because they didn't want to give him a victory, any kind of, even cutting Medicare and Social Security.
	They stopped him from doing that.
	The Republicans did.
	Barack Obama wanted to.
	The grand bargain.
	Look it up.
	The grand bargain means I'm going to cut Social Security and Medicare.
	Okay, so now we know why him and Kasich are friends.
	They both agree on that.
	And they both agreed on cutting Social Security, which they're going to probably do.
	So just so you know, John Kasich trying to tell people that if you run left, you're going to cause people elections.
	Here's the people who ran the issue, Medicare for All.
	Everybody who ran on Medicare for All won.
	Abby Finkenauer, did she support Medicare for all?
	No.
	Did she win the election?
	No.
	Colin Peterson support Medicare for all?
	Did he win the election?
	No.
	Debbie Merk.
	So by the way, and this is where, and Joe Biden won there.
	Binkauer lost.
	Joe Biden won here.
	District leans plus six for Biden.
	Lost.
	Isn't that interesting?
	Another district, five points.
	They lost.
	We weren't for Medicare.
	We're not for Medicare for all.
	Here's someone who was for Medicare for all as a Democrat, Katie Porter, and won her election, and that's in a Republican-leading district.
	So the exact opposite of what John Kasich is telling you is actually the truth.
	That the people who ran on the Green New Deal and Medicare for all won, and the people who didn't lost.
	So that's how it goes all the way down.
	It's almost like John Kasich has no clue what he's talking about.
	And maybe it's telling that the Democrats win the White House and then immediately have a Republican speaking for them.
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's not.
	After AOC noted every Medicare for All co-sponsor won re-election, I took a dive into the Green New Deal.
	Of the 93 co-sponsors who ran for re-election, all but two of them won.
	And three of the four co-sponsors in swing districts won.
	That's pretty good.
	It's the exact opposite of what they're telling you on corporate news.
	The exact opposite of what they're telling you.
	Here's Hannah Trudeau says, top Joe Biden GOP surrogate John Kasich says, now is the time for Democrats to begin to listen to what the other half of the country has to say.
	Wow.
	Well, 70% of the country says they're for Medicare.
	Don't just listen to half of the country, John.
	It's time to listen to what half the country has to say.
	Let's go higher than that.
	Let's say, let's listen to what 70% of the country has to say, John.
	Not just half of them.
	70% of the country says they want a single-payer health care.
	He only wants to listen to half the country.
	I say, let's listen to the majority of them, the overwhelming majority.
	This is a good point.
	And furthermore, the Biden campaign owes him.
	The Kasich endorsement was crucial for them to win Ohio and therefore the election.
	But of course, he's being sarcastic because Joe Biden did not win Ohio and John Kasich's endorsement was meaningless.
	Boy, want to see that Ohio?
	Boy, that Kasich endorsement really pulled a lot of weight.
	Look at that.
	That's really amazing.
	Watch this interview.
	I'm curious what you make of the fact that.
	So this is Jim Clyborne.
	Now, this is Jim Clyborne, who, much like Barack Obama, gaslights black people into voting against their own interests and into demanding from government shit that they should be demanding.
	He gaslights them into not demanding it.
	This is Jim Clyborne, who's against his own voters, who gaslights people of color into not demanding from the Democratic Party health care or anything else they should be demanding.
	And watch this.
	This girl looks exactly like my little sister, by the way.
	She does.
	The House seats that you lost and why that happened.
	Well, it happened simply because.
	So she's asking, hey, if Joe Biden won, why did the friggin people in the House lose?
	Why did Democrats in the House lose?
	And why did he take over the Senate?
	And here's what he says.
	We were not able to discipline ourselves according to voter sentiment.
	We keep making that mistake.
	This foolishness about you got to be this progressive or that progressive.
	That phrase, defund the police cost Jamie Harrison tremendously.
	I'm not saying it was the only problem.
	You sound kind of mad, Congressman.
	It sounds like you're blaming the most.
	Yeah, I mean, we almost made the mistake of listening to voters.
	Progressive members of your party for holding folks accountable or to a standard that doesn't work in their district.
	Do you blame the progressive members?
	No, I'm not blame progressive members.
	I want everybody in my caucus to be as practical as I am.
	Did he say tactical or practical?
	I thought it was practical.
	So being practical, according to James Clyborne, is taking tons and tons of corporate money and upholding the corporation's interests while screwing workers and poor people while talking nice.
	That's being practical to Jim Clyborne.
	Because I'm going to show you in a second that he's a total bought and paid for piece of it.
	That's the difference here.
	How are you going to look at me and say I'm not progressive?
	I'm going to show you because you take corporate money and you legislate against the will of the people, you're standing in between healthcare and people.
	That's why.
	Those foolishness about being more progressive than I am.
	That's poppercott, and I'm not going to listen to it.
	I know you're not going to listen to it because you are bought and paid for, corrupt, tool of the oligarchy, and you're proud of it.
	You're indignant about it.
	You're the enemy of the people you claim to represent, Jim Clyborne.
	You're a fucking bought and paid for tool.
	If you could have a caucus meeting right now and you would or tell folks what they should do differently, given the losses that we have, what would you say to them?
	Stop sloganary.
	Sloganary.
	Stop sloganairing.
	Says the guy who said he's progressive when in reality he helps stop progressives.
	Stop sloganairing.
	He's calling himself progress.
	He's using a bullshit slogan.
	And you want to know how I know it's all bullshit, everything he just said.
	Here's Jim Clyborne.
	72% funded by corporate PACs.
	And now you know where Jim Clyborne gets his opinions from, not the people.
	He gets them from his owners, the donor class.
	Bought and paid for.
	This is exactly what's wrong with government.
	This is what's wrong with Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, the entire United States federal government.
	This is what's wrong with them.
	And then he gets to be indignant because he's a lying piece of shit.
	Thank you.
	Harrison polls got better after the defund.
	By the way, he talks about how that defund the police hurt Harrison.
	His poll numbers got better after he called for defund the police.
	He lost by 14 points in South Carolina in election year.
	Give me a break.
	Defund the police only wins in blue areas.
	Okay, then why aren't Democrats supporting it in blue areas then?
	If Clyborne knows how to win a Senate race in South Carolina, it's wild that he doesn't do it.
	That's weird.
	You know how to appeal to the people to win a Senate race.
	Why don't you go do that then?
	Because you need a gerrymander district that looks like an ampersand so you can get re-elected, Jim Clyborne.
	Because your ideas resonate with fucking nobody.
	Clyburn can't win a thing outside of his gerrymander district, and he knows it.
	Here's his fucking district.
	You see it?
	Let's get over here, over here.
	We'll do a curve around.
	Let's do a curve around, get some more people I could get to vote for me.
	I could trick them into voting for me.
	Here's Donna Shalala lost her seat.
	Here's what she says after she lost.
	I'm assuming you were probably on the call with the Democratic members from Congress the other day.
	You know, there have been reports that it got quite contentious.
	Do you see this now turning into an internal fight within the party in terms of whose voices need to be more dominant, whether it's the AOC Bernie Sanders wing of the party or the more moderate wing of the party, the more conservative wing of the party?
	What kind of a reckoning do you think takes place?
	And how do you think Nancy Pelosi will manage it?
	The way she's been managing it from the center.
	She just lost.
	And watch how she giggles how she's going about it.
	From the center.
	By the way, Nancy Pelosi's not governing from the center.
	She's governing from the right.
	Managing it.
	From the center.
	And the people that were elected that kept their seats are centrists.
	She's making it up.
	Just making that.
	You lost your seat.
	She's just making that up.
	Question in my mind about that.
	You cannot accuse three or four people of turning over these seats.
	At the end of the day, it was far more complex than that.
	And some of it is our ability to message correctly and to validate.
	But a lot of it is going to be policy from my point of view.
	And we've got to demonstrate that at the end of four years or the end of two years, that we've been tougher and we've delivered on these issues that people care about.
	And, you know, this anti-communism, anti-socialism is deep in our community.
	But my argument is that Donald Trump hasn't delivered on any of that.
	He just said it and scared people and that Joe Biden has an opportunity.
	can start by protecting those that have run away from those places.
	So this is early report.
	Early reports signal Shalala was not the only casualty of a strong showing by Republicans in the Miami-Dade area of South Florida.
	Another first-term Democratic member of Congress representing part of Miami-Dade County, Representative Debbie Mascaro-Powell, also lost.
	Former Vice President Joe Biden trailed Hillary Clinton's showing there in 2016 when she won the district by almost 20 points.
	Hmm.
	Hmm.
	She expressed concerns that Medicare is not as good as many private insurance plans and that some constituents would prefer to keep their plan.
	Why should we spend money when people have a good private health insurance?
	She told Seatspan.
	We need to cover those that don't have coverage now.
	And she lost.
	The centrists, though, I thought, I thought the censors were the ones.
	I thought the censors were the ones.
	Wow.
	Florida's election results, 27 is she low.
	She loses.
	She loses.
	So every single congressional Democrat who supported Medicare for all won re-election.
	But we're still supposed to act like guaranteed health care is some fringe lefty pipe dream in swing districts.
	Votes, vote share declines as candidates move right.
	Hmm.
	Does our candidate suck?
	No, it's the voters who are wrong.
	So there you go.
	Sha la la la.
	Oh, by the way, I want to show you this clip.
	Here, this is Melvin.
	What's his name?
	Harold Melvin or something, Melvin.
	And then this is the guy who's outed as working for the CIA when he was at the LA Times, and then he got promoted to an on-air on-camera position at the MSNBC News because they're just another mouthpiece for this.
	Kendolinian.
	Kendolinian, yes.
	So let's watch this.
	Ken, what have you learned, sir?
	Oh, shit.
	Fuck.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Allie goes.
	Okay.
	Shit, fuck.
	That's Craig Melvin.
	Craig Melvin.
	What have you learned, sir?
	Oh, shit.
	Fuck.
	Okay.
	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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	Wow, Chuck Schumer's on the phone.
	Hello.
	Oh, my goodness.
	I am overwhelmed with gratitude and joy to accept this grand acclamation.
	Thank you, the American people, for electing myself, Chuck Schumer, to the office of Senate Minority Leader once again.
	Wait, the people appointed you?
	I thought it was your fellow senators who are duly elected by those fine folks to represent them.
	Do not forget, I have a Harvard law degree, and I am not only master of the Senate, I am also master of tort or torture.
	Such is the burden that weighs heavily upon my shoulders with this great prestige and fame.
	But you didn't take back the Senate from the guy Democrats call a fascist dictator and a traitor.
	Do not worry, Jimmy.
	Our fight is far from over.
	Don't forget we still have those juicy Georgia runoffs in January.
	I got a new slogan: big blue runoff.
	Big blue runoff.
	What do you think?
	It sounds like some kind of toxic sludge or something.
	Oh, that's impossible, Jimmy.
	We paid the Lincoln Project a lot of money for that slogan.
	Money that could have been wasted on some dumb Senate campaign.
	Those people really know what they're doing when it comes to slogans and such.
	Didn't Jim Clyborne just say that slogan airing kills people?
	He did.
	Well, bless his heart.
	He's great, isn't he?
	Can't say anything bad about Jim Clyborne.
	But he's fucking wrong, and we're sticking with the big blue runoff.
	Don't be such a negative Nelly, for goodness sake.
	It's going to be fine.
	You just wait and see.
	Have I ever let you down before?
	But your party lost seats in the House and did not retake the Senate.
	That's right, Jimmy.
	We always said the number one election is the president, and we won.
	One thing at a time.
	We can't do three things at once.
	We don't get paid enough for that.
	What are we, Supermen?
	Resist.
	How are you resisting, Chuck?
	We're going to retake the South, my friend.
	And for every progressive we underfund in the North, we'll get two runoffs in the South and somehow feel better about things.
	Warnock and Oslo.
	You heard of them?
	Two rising stars.
	Do Warnock and Ossoff support the Great New Deal?
	No.
	Do they support Medicare for all?
	No, keep the faith, as Uncle Joe says.
	But don't incumbents usually win runoff elections.
	Yes, you are right, Jimmy.
	But what's your point?
	We lost in North Carolina, Iowa, and Maine, all rated as toss-ups.
	Did any of those candidates support Medicare for all?
	Oh, there you go again with the slogan airing, Jimmy.
	Medicare for all kills people.
	I'm confident Warnock and Osoff will ride the big blue runoff in Georgia.
	It's the big blue runoff with Warnock and Osoff coming this January.
	Oh, I need a nap.
	So Joe Biden is announced.
	They're announcing.
	This is from Politico.
	They got some insight into who Joe Biden is thinking of winning.
	They say the frontrunners.
	This isn't set in stone.
	These are the frontrunners.
	Susan Rice.
	Isn't that nice?
	Doug Jones.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	What a rise to power for Dougie.
	Health and Human Services, Michelle Olujan Grisham.
	Transport.
	Eric Garcetti, Mayor of Los Angeles.
	You know why he's giving him transport?
	Because Garrett Garcetti, he's the guy that needs as many ways out of Los Angeles as possible.
	That's why.
	Oh, Meg Whitnam, Meg Whitman.
	Energy, Ernest Moniz, Interior, Tom Udall, Agriculture, Heidi Heitkamp.
	Veterans Affairs, Pete Budegig.
	He's trying to build a cabinet as popular as he is, Joe Biden, apparently.
	Who's Meg Whitman, Jimmy?
	Meg Whitman spent a fortune and lost.
	I hope she does something with money.
	So she ran, God, she's a Republican.
	She was the head of Hewlett Packard, I think, right?
	I think so.
	And she lost.
	So the Democrats voted against her.
	The people voted against her.
	And her punishment for that is to be rewarded with a spot in Joe Biden's administration.
	So no matter if we vote against these Republicans, Democrats put them back in government.
	That's what Joe Biden is doing right now.
	Where is his good friend Bernie Sanders on this hit list?
	Not nowhere.
	Democrat Doug Jones loses Alabama Senate seat to Republican Tommy Tuberville.
	I can't believe the guy who could barely beat a pedophile didn't last that long in the Senate.
	Heidi Heitkamp, ousted by Republican Kevin Kramer from North Dakota Senate seat.
	I'm noticing a trend here.
	Friends of the Earth, Heidi Heitkamp's record.
	Here's Heidi Heitkamp's record.
	Siding with pesticide companies over consumers, sponsoring bills to shield factory farms from polluting pollution reporting.
	She blocked ag conservative measures, agriculture conservation measures.
	Sorry.
	She's blocking agriculture conservation measures.
	She's supporting fossil fuel pipelines.
	And she's got a massive big oil campaign money.
	She's the wrong choice for the United States Department of Agriculture.
	That's Friends of the Earth.
	They're a blue check.
	They tweeted that out.
	I don't entirely understand the logic behind building a cabinet largely of people who lost races or drove companies into the ground.
	But that's just me.
	Maybe put some competence in there instead, hoping the scoop is wrong.
	Hey, maybe if you load a cabinet full of losers, you don't really give a shit.
	Is that true?
	Biden's pick for energy secretary is reported to be Ernie Moniz.
	Moniz?
	Ernie is a fossil fuel lobbyist.
	Well, Joe Biden's staying on brand.
	It's almost like they don't give a shit about the people.
	It's almost like that.
	Jimmy, once Biden is in office, everybody's going to push him left.
	Push him left.
	Biden's likely picked for Pentagon, Chief, is Michelle Florney.
	Florinoy.
	She was the principal author of the 1997 paper laying the ideological groundwork for endless war and has played a key role in every U.S. war since the 1990s.
	She looks nice now.
	Wow.
	She looks nice, right?
	Is she the angel of death for the American empire?
	She's the advocate of endless war and limitless budgets, Pentagon budgets.
	She'd be exactly the wrong choice for Biden's defense secretary, which is why she's going to be Biden's defense secretary.
	Hey, Mitt Romney has been asked to lead health and human services in the Biden administration.
	This is amazing.
	This is what you get when you vote, when you vote Democrat.
	Biden advisors expect that Romney, former CEO of Bain Capital, will be tasked with making the national health care system more affordable without legislation that modifies the Affordable Care Act.
	He's asked about it.
	Here he is.
	I'm not going to talk about by vote.
	That's in the rearview mirror.
	They asked him who he voted for for president.
	Who did you vote?
	I'm not going to tell you.
	I voted for Trump.
	I'm not going to talk about by vote.
	That's in the rearview mirror.
	I'm going to talk now about how I can work with the new president.
	I know he's on the other side of the aisle, but I want to make sure that we conservatives keep on fighting to make sure that we don't have a Green New Deal.
	We don't get rid of gas and coal and oil.
	That we don't have a Medicare for all plan put in place, that we don't raise taxes on American enterprise.
	That would kill the economy.
	So, look, I congratulate him, but I'm not going to put aside conservative principles.
	We're going to fight for the things that we believe in.
	You know, they're going to fight for the things that we believe in, that we don't actually help people.
	You know, our conservative principles, that we continue to let the homeless people die, those kind of things that we believe in, that we continue to allow our police to behave like bad guys in Star Wars.
	We're not going to let go of our conservative principles.
	This is what you voted for.
	That's going in the White House.
	That's what you just voted for.
	Did you know that?
	Every time someone says they oppose the Green New Deal, an interviewer needs to immediately follow up with.
	And could you please explain your personal alternative plan for dealing with climate change and offer evidence that it is adequate?
	So that's Mitt Romney going into the, looks like he might be going into the Biden cabinet.
	Democrats try to learn from mistakes in U.S. Senate races in Georgia.
	Here's their guy.
	Here's the Democrats guy in Georgia.
	This is Asaf.
	You want to hear what this guy has to say?
	People want to know what kind of person they're voting for, but I think they also want to know what policies that person supports, what you would do, what you would vote for if you were elected.
	Let me just do a speed round with you.
	Okay.
	Do you support the Green New Deal?
	No.
	Do you support Medicare for all?
	No.
	Do you support DC statehood?
	Yes.
	Do you support Puerto Rican statehood?
	Yes.
	Do you support defunding the police?
	No.
	Do you support abolishing ICE?
	No.
	Do you support expanding the Supreme Court?
	No.
	Do you support ending the filibuster?
	Maybe.
	Okay.
	Tell me more.
	Sounds like Mitt Romney.
	And what I said is the Democrats should run somebody against this guy because like most Republicans, he's against very popular programs like Medicare for all.
	A populist then would have no trouble knocking out this out-of-touch right-winger.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	He's a Democrat.
	But Jimmy, that's where most of the Georgia people are.
	They believe what he believes.
	They believe in bad ideas.
	So he has to endorse bad ideas.
	He has to endorse something that won't help climate change.
	He has to endorse something that isn't a fix for our health care problem.
	So I just want you to know, do you favor or oppose each of the following?
	Increasing federal government spending on green and renewable energy.
	This isn't from Georgia.
	59% somewhat favor, 41% strongly or somewhat oppose.
	So 60 to 40.
	In general, how concerned are you about the effects of climate change?
	Very somewhat almost 70%.
	Almost 70%.
	Not to 33%.
	Thank you.
	Democrats try to learn from mistakes.
	Really?
	Doesn't sound like it.
	Doesn't sound like you're trying to learn from your mistakes in the U.S. Senate race in Georgia.
	Here's how they did, by the way.
	Here's the congressional map for the Democrats.
	Look how great they did.
	I still can't figure out how electing Joe Biden didn't transfer to people retaining their positions.
	You tell me.
	I don't understand that math.
	I don't understand how somebody voted for Trump and then said, oh, I'm going to vote Republican for the representative.
	I don't understand.
	So that's what you're getting with the Mitt Romney cabinet.
	And that's what you're getting with Ostoff.
	You're getting Mitt Romney.
	Yes.
	And with Joe Biden, you're getting Mitt Romney.
	Just like with Barack Obama, you got Ronald Reagan.
	You're getting a right-winger who's against workers and against you having health care and is a tool of Wall Street and the military industrial complex and fossil fuel companies.
	Keep telling me the difference between, keep telling me the difference between Donald Trump and Joe Biden.
	The difference is Joe Biden's going to be getting a lot more evil shit done.
	And he's going to get the Democrats and the squad to go along with it.
	Just like Bernie Sanders and the squad voted for the largest upward transfer of wealth in the history of human race, they are also going to go along with a lot of shitty stuff from Joe Biden.
	The damn sure they're not going to fucking go against Nancy Pelosi.
	And I will predict today on this show that every member of the fucking squad will vote for Nancy Pelosi as speaker, and they will not run against her.
	That's my prediction.
	We'll see.
	Let's see if it's right.
	And you're going to watch a lot of other quote-unquote lefty news shows continue to apologize for elected Democrats, meaning AOC and the squad and Bernie Sanders and Corey Bush.
	And they're going to keep, they're going to apologize for them instead of pressuring them.
	And whenever you see someone doing that, you know that they're probably a former Elizabeth Warren supporter or they are looking for an MSNBC contract or both.
	What you're supposed to do if you have a platform is you're supposed to pressure politicians.
	You're not supposed to pretend like they're your friend because they're not your friend.
	You're a chump if you think that.
	You're a chump if you think they're your friend.
	You're supposed to pressure politicians constantly.
	You're not supposed to fucking apologize For them, run interference, or shield them from criticism, you assholes.
	You sycophantish assholes, which is why you'll never accomplish anything in your life.
	Pressure.
	You're supposed to pressure them, but you're not going to, which is why you're part of the problem.
	Ugh, stupid fucking ass wipes.
	If you were actually a lefty, you would be pressuring politicians.
	You wouldn't be fucking running interference for them, you worthless balls of shit.
	You can't, you devoted, you devoted your whole life to journalism, and you get outdone by a pothead fucking comedian who's not even trying because you guys have zero character and you have zero courage.
	You're a bunch of fucking cul-de-sac motherfuckers.
	And I can run right through you like I do on the regular.
	Why don't you guys go Russia gate some more?
	Go spread some Ford McCarthy smears against your political enemies that are right now coming back to fucking bite you in the ass, you stupid fucks.
	Hey, president-elect Joe Biden is on the phone.
	President-elect Joe Biden, what a great get.
	Hello.
	Rise up in your cars and honk your horns, Jimmy.
	I got three more percentage points and Earth's greatest SECENTILS threatened.
	Fleet vacation, victorious.
	I stand here before you are humbled and gracious El Presidente-elect.
	Joe, didn't you think that you should have beat Earth's greatest existential threat by more than three percentage points?
	Oh, come on.
	It's going to go up to four asshole.
	Wait and see.
	Oh, then congratulations, Joe.
	I don't have to call me Joe.
	Call me Joe.
	Still the same old senator-vice president Joe I was when I wrote the crime bill.
	I'm like your cute granddad.
	Call me Grandpa President.
	Okay, Joe.
	What's your plan now?
	Call me Gramps.
	My plan is this: it's time to bring America back again.
	Joe Biden is talking about decency, unity, and hope, or duh.
	Better angels will prevail over the lesser of the better angels.
	Jesus Christ Almighty.
	Jesus Christ.
	Wait, I am not done.
	Oh, God.
	Let this grim era of demonetizing people in America begin to stop.
	To end here and now in the present, so we can get to there from here.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Ezekiel.
	Ezekiel?
	We have to.
	We got to end this demonizations of our fellow Americans.
	Let's unite.
	Let's unite.
	Not the opposite of unite.
	Why did you appoint Rob Emmanuel's brother to your coronavirus task force?
	Someone who said people don't, quote, live a meaningful life after the age of 75.
	Because they don't, man.
	Old people don't do any new stuff.
	They just keep repeating the same old shit they did decades ago and living off their laurels.
	Have you ever had laurels for lunch?
	Even Noam Chomsky, he's 91.
	He's an exception.
	He truly did do something new in old age.
	He ruined his reputation.
	It seeks right.
	Old people are just useless and they die too easily.
	Ask Governor Cuomo.
	He's an expert on that stuff.
	I'm going to hire him to run Social Security.
	That's kind of cruel, Gramps.
	Come on, man.
	You look at the federal budget.
	For every dollar that goes to people under 18, $7 goes to people over 65.
	What are they doing with all that damn money?
	Sending it to their grandkids on their birthdays.
	What kind of life is that?
	Maybe that's because people over 65 have more medical needs, Joe.
	Are we supposed to defund senior citizens?
	Ask Poppycock and Malarkey or Pop Harky.
	You know, I'm against defunding old people.
	Did I ever tell you the story about corn pops?
	But he made the argument that people over 75 are useless and weak-minded, Joe.
	He's right.
	I mean, look at me.
	I walk around in a daze.
	I can barely finish him.
	A sentence?
	No, it's not it.
	Speaking of another word, it means completing a thought only with words.
	A sentence.
	No, man.
	I keep telling you, it's not that.
	It's like a thing with a subject followed by a verb and its object.
	A sentence?
	No.
	Talking about a series of words that are grammatically linked to make a point.
	You mean a sentence?
	Well, you shut up, man.
	Trying to finish my sentence.
	Hey, America's back in the game, man.
	Back in the game.
	78, don't be late.
	Free space.
	88, two fat ladies, 54.
	Clean the floor.
	Bingo.
	It's not far off from how he really talks.
	So Joe Biden's putting together his cabinet, and he tweeted this out.
	He says, when I'm speaking to foreign leaders, I'm telling them America is going to be back.
	We're going to be back in the game.
	In case anybody thought we stopped bullying the world, we are back.
	What game is he referring to, you think?
	What game?
	I'm Joe Biden representing the United States Senate.
	We're ready to rejoin the world rummy game.
	What game is he talking about?
	Johnny Grass says, what the F does this even mean?
	I know.
	Well, here, Danny Hyphunk says, America is back, baby, back to being an effective, murderous imperialist monster that steals the lives of millions around the world, unlike Trump, who couldn't manage the affairs of the war machine to its liking.
	That's what we're back to.
	One-third of Biden's Pentagon transition team gets money from the weapons industry.
	The president-elect is drawing from hawkish think tanks financed by arms companies.
	Joe Biden, this is going to get unbelievably worse.
	You can't believe how bad it is.
	So I'm warning you right now.
	If you voted for Joe Biden, then you thought happy days were here again and you could sigh some relief.
	Here we go.
	Ready?
	Joe Biden, as vice president, oversaw wars in Yemen, Libya, Afghanistan, and more.
	He's already embracing personnel with strong ties to the military apparatus driving endless combat.
	Of the people who comprise the Department of Defense agency review team, over a third list their most recent Employment as organizations, think tanks, or companies that either directly receive money from the weapons industry or are part of the industry.
	Some of the other people were just self-employed warmongers.
	Man, you got to love those resumes.
	Positions desired, imperialist stooge.
	Okay.
	Just so you know, we required three to five years of war experience.
	The Center for Strategic and International Studies.
	That's called the CIS, CSIS.
	The Center for Strategic and International Studies is listed as the most recent employment of three individuals on Biden's Department of Defense Agency review team: Kathleen Hicks, Melissa Dalton, and Andrew Hunter.
	Their most recent employment, they're all on Biden's defense agency review team.
	They all list their last employment at CSIS, the Center for Strategic and International Studies.
	What is CSIS?
	Well, it's a hawkish and influential foreign policy think tank that receives funding from General Dynamics, Raytheon, Northrop Grunman Corporation, Lockheed Martin, and other weapons manufacturers and defense contractors, as well as oil companies.
	It's like a gaggle of war criminals who's funding them.
	Raytheon is a key supplier of bombs to the United States Saudi war in Yemen and has aggressively lobbied to prevent any curbs on arms sales to the Saudi-led coalition.
	And they'll likely be running commercials on MSNBC if they're not already.
	Two individuals named for Biden's Department of Defense Agency review team, Eli Ratner and Susan Bloom, list the think tank Center for a New American Security as their most recent employer.
	The think tank Center for a New American Security Center for a New American Security takes a significant chunk of its money from Northrop Grundman Corporation, as well as the U.S. State Department and from Lockheed Martin Raytheon and a host of corporations, including oil companies.
	Vice President-elect Kamala Harris drew heavily from CNAS to advise her presidential primary campaign.
	The think tank is known for embracing pro-war foreign policy as well as escalation towards Russia and China.
	Do you see who's running the country?
	Bloodthirsty warmongers who make trillions of dollars out of blowing other people up.
	Three people from the team, Stacey Pettijohn, Terry Tenillian, and Christine Warmuth, hail from the Rand Corporation, a hawkish think tank that receives significant funding from the U.S. Army and the Department of Homeland Security.
	Of those remaining, one team member works for J.P. Morgan Chase, and another is retired from the State Department.
	A few work for universities and other organizations.
	The only reason he's president-elect is because black, brown, indigenous youth mobilized to vote out Trump's fascism.
	Biden shouldn't make the mistake that Democrats are commonly known to make, which is to abandon the same people who put them there, says Ramon Meha, Director Mejia, director of Grassroots Global Justice Alliance.
	War making and corporate profiteering is a non-starter.
	We must divest the bulk of our budget from a war-fueling extractive economy and prioritize investing in life-sustaining regenerative economy.
	Joe Biden says he may further increase military spending if elected because it's something we can afford, unlike healthcare.
	So that's Joe Biden's cabinet.
	That's who's in Joe Biden.
	It's a who's who of war profiteers.
	It used to be a war profiteer was a dirty word.
	That was something you didn't want to be.
	Now a war profiteer is something people aspire to.
	And as long as a woman is doing it, it's a victory for feminism.
	God damn it.
	This is the guy who staffing his cabinet with people right from the wow.
	We hold these truths to be self-evident.
	All men and women created by...
	Go, you know the thing.
	You know the thing.
	You know the thing.
	Okay.
	It's an unbelievable, that's unbelievable, but and everyone's anyway.
	I don't even.
	Okay, you're happy.
	We won.
	We got rid of Trump.
	We won.
	We got rid of Trump.
	Isn't that great?
	We win.
	I feel like a winner.
	Hey, by the way, everybody, if you know if you noticed this, Pete Budegig is a near certainty for Biden's cabinet.
	Here, I figured they'd need him to uphold their election integrity.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	What do you think they're laughing about in that picture?
	Haha, Bernie thinks we're not going to cheat him again.
	That's what they're thinking.
	Hey, Biden officials have made clear to donors and party officials that questions surrounding Buddha gig is not if, but where he lands.
	The multilingual Buddha gig has told friends he wants U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations because that way it'll be easier for him to spy for the CIA.
	Pete Budegig is what happens if you give a kid who used to burn ants with a magnifying glass power.
	Pete Budegig is what happens if Joe Biden and the CIA has a baby.
	That's how you get Pete Budegig.
	Pete Budegig claims victory in Iowa before the results are in.
	You think that's bad?
	He already declared victory in 2024.
	That's what's happening.
	Hey, stop Sanders.
	Democrats are agonizing over his momentum.
	Some members, by the way, they're agony.
	Everybody might get health care.
	The Agony!
	Thank you.
	Some members of the Democratic establishment worried about a divided 2020 primary are beginning To ask how to thwart Senator Bernie Sanders.
	So, some members of the Democratic establishment, meaning guys like Lloyd Blakefein and Jamie Dimon and Wall Street, they were worried that Bernie Sanders might win and what should we do about it.
	Well, they called Barack Obama and they said, you know, that 40-acre estate you live on in Martha's Vineyard?
	Well, guess what?
	Now we're going to call it a favor.
	You got to call Pete Budegig and Elizabeth Warren, and you got to corral them into screwing Bernie before Super Dude.
	You got it?
	Promise them whatever you need to.
	We'll give it to them.
	Except for Elizabeth Warren.
	She's getting nothing, just like Bernie.
	And so Barack Obama picked up the phone and they made it happen.
	Wow.
	Hey, how can we beat a guy actually offering solutions to people's problems without actually offering any solutions to people's problems?
	I know we'll call Barack Obama.
	We'll get Jamie Dimon to call Barack Obama and remind him who's boss.
	That's right.
	The matter of what to do about Bernie was the subject of a series of previously undisclosed Democratic Party dinners in New York and Washington, organized by the longtime party financier Bernard Schwartz.
	Exactly what I said.
	Wall Street is making their decisions.
	By the way, the menu at that party, it included turtle soup and the tears of poor people.
	The gatherings included scores from the moderate or center wing of the party, including Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senator Chuck Schumer, former Governor Terry McAuliffe, the president of the Center for American Progress, Naritandon, and Mayor Pete Budegig of South Bend, Indiana, was at a Wall Street dinner trying to figure out how to stop Bernie Sanders from giving people health care.
	And what was his reward?
	He gets a spot in the Biden administration.
	Wow.
	And I just want to remind everybody of what a creep Buddha gig actually is.
	Here he was.
	He was told to declare victory in Iowa by those same people on Wall Street.
	He was told to declare, don't worry, we're going to fuck with the app.
	We're going to muddy the waters.
	You go declare victory.
	He did.
	He knew that he was being a tool of Wall Street to screw the candidate who was looking out for workers.
	And when he was asked questions, this is what a dead guy inside who just sold his soul to Wall Street looks like.
	You want to see what it looks like?
	This is what it looks like.
	How do you feel?
	You said victorious last night.
	Do you think that's too early or do you feel like your numbers are going well?
	Thank you.
	That's it.
	I don't know why the video stops there because he kept walking and doing that same creepy smile the whole way.
	Sure to declare a victory.
	How do you feel about Iowa?
	You said victorious last night.
	You think that's too early or you feel like your numbers are going well?
	Gasp
	He just won Iowa.
	He's got nothing to say.
	You know why?
	Because he was just given an order by the Wall Street financiers on what to do.
	And he was told, declare victory.
	We're going to screw it up with the app.
	We're going to get everybody at MSNBC and seeing that in the New York Times and Washington Post to go along with it.
	Shut up.
	Don't answer questions and move on to New Hampshire.
	And that's what he did.
	Do you see this fucking robot of a person?
	He just won.
	Iowa?
	You said victorious last night.
	I was told to say that.
	I thought they just told me he was multilingual.
	He's not even lingual in this one.
	He's not unilingual.
	No ling.
	He's mute.
	So there you go.
	That's the reward you get for being in the pocket of Wall Street, which Pete Budegig is.
	And Joe Biden is.
	And the Democratic Party is.
	They had meetings with Wall Street people.
	The leader of the Democrats in the Congress, the guy who's running for president, the guy, they're all getting together.
	How do we stop the workers' candidate?
	How do we do that?
	He's like, well, we'll get the gay guy.
	We'll get the gay guy to do our dirty work.
	And Elizabeth Ward.
	We'll get the woman.
	And we'll put a black woman on our ticket.
	It's great.
	We got it all.
	We got the identity.
	Every evil identity politics thing you could do.
	We're going to put every evil person you could think of and use their identity politics.
	It's why Barack Obama was able to do eight wars.
	It's why Barack Obama was able to kick 5.1 million families out of their house in the middle of a similar economic decline.
	Because you wouldn't expect if a black guy with a Muslim name is doing it, it has to be, it had to be done.
	If there was something better to do, he would do it.
	A gay guy wouldn't be immoral.
	A gay guy wouldn't be a tool of fucking Wall Street and screw you over on purpose, would he?
	He wouldn't be a robot.
	Yeah.
	Just like Chris Hayes.
	A nerd wouldn't gaslight his own followers, would he?
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	So there you go.
	And he's got a spot in the Biden administration.
	I'm going to guess he wants to be the U.N. ambassador.
	I bet he gets it if he wants it.
	At the very least, veteran affairs.
	Love it.
	That'll be great, pup.
	That'll be great optics for the Democrats.
	A gay guy in charge of the military for them.
	He wouldn't be in charge of the military veterans.
	If that's not really the military, but you know what I mean.
	Okay, there you go.
	What's one watching again?
	Sure to declare a victory.
	You just declared victory.
	You think you'd be screaming it?
	Sure to declare a victory.
	How do you feel about Iowa?
	How do you feel?
	You said victorious last night.
	You think that's too early or you feel like your numbers are going well?
	What?
	I think.
	That's what you look like after you just got a phone call from Wall Street running your campaign.
	Hey, look, don't worry.
	We're cheating with the app.
	Don't worry about that.
	You go declare victory, move on.
	And when people ask you questions, don't answer.
	Just walk around like a robot.
	And don't worry.
	We got it.
	But won't the press make a big deal out of me just walking around like a robot?
	No.
	We've already told them not to.
	And so they won't.
	We've told everybody except that asshole YouTuber, Jimmy Dore.
	But no one else will make a bit.
	No one will.
	And no one did.
	No one.
	A lot less have sunk people's candidacies than a fucking move like this.
	Howard Dean went, yeehaw, and it ended his career, this guy does this after he just declared victory.
	And nobody said, hey, by the way, what did that mean, those meetings you had with those Wall Street executives and Nancy Pelosi and Naritandon, what did those have to do with you being on top and the app of screwing up in your favor and you declaring a victory before you have it?
	Nobody.
	Hello, this is Jimmy.
	Who's this?
	Yes.
	Hello, this is Hillary Supporter.
	Oh, hi, Hillary Supporter.
	How are you?
	Okay.
	Immediately demanding that I share personal information with you is basically extorting emotional labor for free, which I do not provide.
	Venomo me $20 and I will tell you what sort of mood I'm in.
	That's my new policy.
	Okay, I'll think about it.
	So why are you calling?
	Yes.
	I'm calling to decolonize the Jimmy Dore show.
	Tear it all down.
	Excuse me.
	Tear it all down.
	Tear what down?
	The whole rotten system.
	The patriarchy, the police state, the systemic racism, the Jimmy Dore show.
	Hey, you know, there's a lot more to that phone call, but we don't have time in today's podcast.
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	You be the best you can be, and I'll keep being me.
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