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June 18, 2020 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Get ready for an outstanding entertainment program.
The Jimmy Dore Show.
Uh, hello, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
Um, yes, hello, this is Hillary supporter.
Oh, hi, Hillary supporter.
How are you?
Um, okay.
Immediately demanding that I share personal information with you is basically extorting emotional labor for free, which I do not provide.
Venmo me $20 and I will tell you what sort of mood I'm in.
That's my new policy.
Okay, I'll think about it.
So, why are you calling?
Um, yes, I'm calling to decolonize the Jimmy Dore show.
Tear it all down.
Excuse me.
Tear it all down.
Tear what down?
The whole rotten system.
The patriarchy, the police state, the systemic racism, the Jimmy Dore show.
How is the Jimmy Door show even in that sentence?
First of all, you.
If you have a platform right now, any kind of platform, you should be seeding it to black and indigenous people of color, BIPOCs.
Your show should be Steph interviewing other BIPOCs with you saying fucking nothing.
BIPOC.
That's not a real thing.
Look, sorry.
It is.
Look, sorry, Hillary supporter, but yeah, I'm white, and there are other white people out there.
That's just how it is.
Well, there shouldn't be.
Wait, aren't you white?
I'm working on that.
And speaking of colors, this blue motif you have all over your show, your screen, it's offensive.
What?
Blue?
Yes.
Blue is like the official color of colonization.
Indigenous populations didn't have blue until it was forced upon them by Europeans who brought blue and wore it on their stupid clothes.
Blue is an extremely triggering.
It's extremely triggering to people of color.
Are you sure about this?
Yes, there have been many studies on this, and it is also something that I just believe to be true.
Where are you right now, Hillary supporter?
I'm in my apartment, which I almost never leave, but I have been very supportive of BLM online.
Lots of tweets and TikToks.
And I fully support any sort of jazz type situation arising around my apartment buildings, as long as I don't have to interact with the warlords in person.
Who are you supporting for president this time, Hillary supporter?
You may not believe this, but Joe Biden.
Wow, because you think he's the only one who can beat Trump?
No, because he's the only one who can name Hillary as his running mate.
Oh, give me a break.
I will do no such thing.
No, it's happening.
We know he's choosing a woman, right?
Most likely a woman of color.
Hillary is all colors, together in spirit, in one amazing woman.
Sorry to tell you, but this is happening.
It's the Hillary-ing.
Oh, brother.
And then Joe Biden will politely die, and then she will be president.
I feel this.
I feel this to be true, Jimmy.
I feel this.
I don't think that's going to happen, Hillary supporter.
It has to happen, Jimmy.
There's no other way.
This is how Hillary finally gets to be president.
This is how she finally gets justice.
And I'm not some sort of monster.
I wish Senator Biden a peaceful death.
You know, I have to say it seems odd to focus on this pipe dream when there are other things you could be a fake activist about.
Like, there's police brutality.
Believe me, after the Hillary-ing, police brutality will stop because she will tell them to stop.
Do not defy me on this.
Okay, I think you may be losing it a little, Hillary supporter.
I mean, I suggest you leave your apartment, get some fresh air, maybe.
I only leave my apartment to buy giant bags of fertilizer.
What?
What?
Nothing.
Never mind.
All right.
I'm going to, I'm going on vacation, and we'll see where things stand when I get back.
Okay, have fun.
Hope you get eaten by alligators and Steph takes over your show.
Okay.
Justice alligators.
Establishment media sets on its fighting.
So good luck.
Watch and see as a jack doll.
Comedium speeds and jumps the medium and hit some head-on.
It's the Jimmy Door show.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to this week's Jimmy Door show.
Let's get to the jokes before we get to the jokes, shall we?
Do you know that scientists now believe the number of contactable alien civilizations is likely to be 36?
But the number of contactable alien civilizations who want to talk to us, still zero.
I don't know if you saw Trump walk down that ramp at West Point.
A lot of people are talking about it.
Well, let me just say this.
Trump, with the consent of both parties, steals another $5 trillion from the people, hands it to Wall Street, and refuses to give 43 million unemployed Americans Medicare for all during a deadly pandemic.
The Dems response, meh.
Trump slowly walks down a ramp after holding a glass of water with two hands.
Release the memes.
That's the Democrats.
And then, after Trump wins his second term, the Democrats will be Susan Sarandon's a Russian asset.
And then late-stage capitalism turns into medieval feudalism.
The Democrats, we have a clear choice between Soylent Green and Soylent Blue.
Hey, I'm eagerly looking forward to John Bolton's revealing book on how gullible people are for looking forward to John Bolton's new book.
If you have a broken ventilator sitting on top of a broken ventilator and you live in the South, you might be a redneck hoarder.
Hey, what's coming up on this week's show?
The Jimmy Dore Show's prediction of social unrest comes true.
Plus, foreclosure apocalypse is on its way, and it's going to be worse than 2008.
A cop breaks down in tears over waiting for a McMuffin at a McDonald's.
Plus, we got phone calls today from Hillary supporter Chuck Schumer, Joe Biden, and Chris Christie, plus a lot lot more.
That's today on the Jimmy Door Show.
Wow, Chris Christie's on the phone.
Hello.
Congratulations, Aranota.
Hot shot.
My consulting firm, 55 Solutions, just got a big consulting contract to help the country of Puerto Rico.
For what?
To consult with their problems and shit with their electrical power authority.
All about their electricals.
You have a consulting firm?
What do you consult on?
Attention to the name, Professor Florais.
It's named 55 Solutions.
Because we got 55 solutions for any kind of consulting problem you need consultation denating on.
But why 55?
Don't you know nothing?
It's Brandon.
Heinz, they got 57 flavors.
Basket and Roberts, they got 31 flavors.
And then together, divide in half.
You got 55.
That's my genius.
You know, I don't think 55 is half of 39 plus 57.
And I don't think you just got 20 lodge a month for consulting with a foreign country, they're genius.
So it's not 55 because you were the 55th governor of New Jersey.
Wait, what?
How come I never read about this consulting contract in the news?
I guess it's only been printed in Puerto Rican.
Why?
What do you know about electricity?
The more apt question is, what don't I know about electricity?
For instance, I know all about putting people's lights out and saving electricals by closing shit down.
Like bitches and beaches.
And then saving even more energies by lounging on a big beach chair on the beach with a jumbo cooler body-size malamine.
How is that of any use to the country with a broken energy system and starving civilians?
You tell me you don't like Graham Cracker Circles off of a lane with extruded marshmallow coated with chocolate and delicately placed in a foil wrapper illustrated with panels from Fred Bassett.
What was your first piece of advice to Puerto Rico's electrical power authority?
Number one, direct deposit my $28,000 checks.
Why?
Save money on postage, you fuck.
Number two, cut your fucking name in half to repo.
Save some printed costs.
But why $28,000 a month?
Their power authority is already $9 billion in debt.
And now they're $9,028 lodge in debt.
Who's going to give a fuck?
Besides, I got a lot of overhead.
It took a lot of research and development to come up with those 55 solutions.
You can't give them a break on the charges?
Sure, I could cut my fee in half.
Well, what do they get for that?
27.5 solutions.
27.5 solutions.
So stupid.
Do you have any advice for the rest of the country, Chris?
Go back to work, you lazy punks.
Put those frizzy masks back in your mommy's purse and walk it off.
And support your local businesses.
Like your city banks and your Big Berries.
Got COVID, walk it off.
Got cancer, walk it off.
Got diabetes, walk it off.
Can't walk, walk it off.
You're welcome.
That'll be 28 grand.
Screw that.
Walk it off.
This goes under cops or snowflakes.
Ready?
So this is from Newsweek.
Police officer breaks down in tears after her McDonald's order was delayed.
What?
Come on.
In a new viral video, a police officer gets emotional after trying to order a breakfast sandwich from McDonald's because she's afraid that her food had been tampered with.
Now, this is on the heels of those two cops saying they got bad shakes.
They went to get a milkshake.
And they go, oh, they poisoned our milkshakes at this fast food place.
Was it Shake Shack?
I believe so.
That didn't happen.
Come to the McDonald's at Loves on the Ford Avenue exit.
And I waited in line to get my food.
I'd already done my mobile order so that, you know, people don't pay for my stuff because I just always like to pay for it myself.
But I'm on my way home from work.
When I pull up to the window, they hand me my receipt.
So I go to the second window to get my food.
And I'm waiting.
And so the girl comes to the window and asks me what my order was.
I repeat my order and my coffee.
Order.
And they asked me to pull up because my food's not ready.
an English muffin meal with a hash browned coffee.
And I mean, I hadn't eaten since probably about, And I'm still waiting.
And I'm still waiting.
And they asked me to pull up.
So I pull up forward.
And a girl comes out with my coffee and just the coffee.
And she hands it to me.
And I have my window down.
And that's all she gives me is the coffee.
So I told her, I said, don't bother with the food because right now I'm too nervous to take it.
It doesn't matter how many hours I've been up.
It doesn't matter what I've done for anyone.
Right now I'm too nervous to take a meal from McDonald's because I can't see it being made.
I don't know what's going on with people nowadays.
But please, just give us a break.
Please just give us a break.
I don't know how much more I can take.
I've been in this for 15 years and I've never, ever had such anxiety about.
Oh, fuck.
How did I do that?
I accidentally did that.
All right, we got to watch the end of that.
But let me just.
I say, give her a gun.
I say, give her a gun and a monopoly on violence and authority to order people around.
She should be in a straitjacket.
Do you see how out of her mind she is?
She had to wait a little while at a fast food place for her food.
There was a mix-up.
And she breaks down crying and she has a gun.
You know what's worse?
What's worse?
Okay, the problem is her judgment here, everybody.
Yes.
Her complete lack of judgment.
Okay, go ahead and film yourself doing it, right?
Get it off your chest.
But for goodness sakes, don't upload it for the world to hear you're uncomfortable and hangry.
She's angry.
Let's listen to the rest of it.
And my window down.
Ask her to report to a crime.
So I told her, I said, don't bother with the food because right now I'm too nervous to take it.
It doesn't matter how many hours I've been up.
It doesn't matter what I've done for anyone.
Right now, I'm too nervous to take a meal from McDonald's.
This is a cop.
Because I can't see it being made.
Do you understand why they might be the guys with the most itchy trigger fingers in the whole city and they give them a gun?
She's ready.
She looks like she's ready to shoot somebody over, not getting an order.
Are you going to kill me?
Are you trying to kill me?
I don't know what's going on with people nowadays.
But please, just give us a break.
Please.
Give me my food at McDonald's.
I don't know how much more I can take.
How much?
I've had to wait for 10 minutes.
Almost 15 now.
Please tell me she didn't recently upload this.
I mean, this is so vacant of any self-awareness in the mid- I can't take this anymore.
I can't get a meal anymore from McDonald's.
I can't take this.
I can't exist anymore.
You don't understand the horrific culture that we've developed that hurts, mutilates, kills, imprisons people of color.
And you're freaking out over your food.
Yeah, but how mistreated?
Sure, sure.
They just shot another guy and cops just on film shot another guy running away, but that guy didn't have to wait for his food.
Can you imagine the horror of having to wait for your food?
This is what drives her to tears.
Can you imagine if there were black, if she was in a black majority country and cops were fucking with her instead of just having she's in power and she's white and she had to wait a little while for her food like everybody why are you making cops wait for our food and then you know i was too afraid to even uh like then get the food because now they know now they know that i'm an asshole all right listen
There's more to this.
I've been in this for 15 years, and I've never, ever had such anxiety about waiting for McDonald's drive-thru food.
Yeah, because you're crazy.
So just have a heart.
And if you see an officer, just tell them thank you.
Because I don't hear thank you enough anymore.
Hey, can I tell you from the bottom of my heart, thank you.
Thank you.
Because this is going to be a fun clip on my show.
Thank you.
You know, but the best part of it was that she actually said at the very beginning, and I did it online, you know, because I don't want people buying my food for me.
Yes, did you notice that?
She goes, because I like to pay.
You mean other people pay for your food all the time if they see you coming into a fast food place?
And now you're overreacting like this.
Yes.
So what is it?
So people have been nice to you in the past and bought your food, and today you had to wait.
And now you're suspect of why you're waiting.
The horrible, you never know what kind of discrimination a white cop is going to get.
Around every corner.
I had to, you guys don't, you think that's bad.
I had to wait for my McMuffin.
For 15 minutes.
Do you know how hungry I was?
What in the world?
She's not upset that someone maced her.
She's not upset that someone shot her brother.
She's not upset that someone planted drugs on her and her life is rude.
She's upset that she had to wait an extra few minutes at a drive-thru.
And they gave her a gun.
And they gave her a gun.
This is the person I want relieved from her duty.
The owners of the McDonald's apologized for the service issues in a statement and hoped to make it up to the officer in the future.
Our priorities for all customers to feel welcome, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Unfortunately, we were made aware of a local police officer who experienced a longer than usual wait and did not receive her full order right away at one of our restaurants.
We have been in contact with this officer to apologize.
Jesus Christ almighty.
Cops can crack your head on camera.
You ain't getting an apology.
A cop has to wait an extra five minutes for a McMuffin.
Holy shit, the world has to stop.
Do you think this is helping the image of police officers?
You fucking moron.
We are happy to report that the officer was never denied service and also shared positive feedback on the employee with whom she interacted.
You know what?
What?
Okay.
Would she?
Watch this.
Here's it.
Let me say one more thing.
Yeah.
Just the idea that, you know, she's at a place at McDonald's where that I wonder if she ever took a moment and stood with the employees at McDonald's for their protective gear, for a living wage, a real living wage, not a minimum wage, but a living wage.
Right.
So she's really, it is unfortunate.
And people in the live chat are saying, you know, we're mean.
We're mean?
Yes.
Because we're insensitive assholes because we're calling attention to her behavior.
And let me just be clear to everybody.
What?
Let me be clear that when we're calling out this woman, we're not, we're not, we're saying that her behavior is not appropriate.
And if you're having a problem figuring out why it's not appropriate, that's not because we're assholes.
This is a person who has a gun and patrolling the streets.
I don't understand.
They're upset that we're pointing out that this woman's out of her fucking mind and the government gave her a gun.
Yeah.
And wait until we need police.
Yeah.
That's just, those are 16 year old kids.
You get too upset about that.
No, no, no.
What I'm saying is there are people who actually, you know, again, are acting like she's a victim.
Yeah.
Those are 16 year old kids.
I have pain in them.
No mind.
A police officer reduced to tears because McDonald's screwed up her order.
Shouldn't be a police officer at all.
A police officer who is scared her order is wrong has no business being an armed agent of the state.
I put my own word in there at the end.
Oh, did you?
Here's another one.
Imagine the worst oppression you've ever felt is McDonald's making you wait 10 minutes for your McMuffin.
It's a McDisaster.
What a McDisaster.
What?
None of this makes any sense.
She had to wait for an Ed McMuffin.
So she assumed there were, there were black people there.
There were back people poisoning it because she's a cop.
Yes.
You all too fragile to be a cop.
Yes.
Now you understand why people get shot?
Because cops like people like that become cops and they're, they're scared to death when they don't get their order.
Oh my God.
Someone's trying to kill me.
Oh, my God.
okay so again Holy shit.
The people who become cops should not be cops.
Holy shit.
And again, there is no such thing as a good cop.
There is no such thing.
There is cop culture and that's it.
And if you fucking turn on your cop, if another cop commits a crime and you tell on him, they're going to kill you.
That's cop culture.
They're criminals.
All of them.
And if they're not criminals and they tell on their friends who are, they get killed or they leave the force.
So there are no good cops on the force.
Do you understand this?
This isn't a theory.
This isn't a theory.
This isn't my fucking crazy idea.
This is a fact.
And a lot of bootlickers who are conservatives, and remember, conservatives think you're a better person.
And that doesn't mean Republican.
Lots of Democrats are conservatives.
In fact, most of them are conservatives.
So conservatives, the way they, in the way their brain works, is the way you become a better person is the more obedient you are to authority.
And so if you're more obedient to cops, you're a better person.
That's a fucked up part of being a conservative's thinking.
And it doesn't mean Republican.
Again, a lot of Democrats think exactly the same.
Jimmy, when you first watched it, did you think it was a joke?
I thought it was a joke.
I thought that was a if you wanted to make a fucking parody video, that's what you would do right now, right now.
Can I see a little bit of the beginning again?
This is what you would do.
In a while, so I was kind of hungry.
And I'm still waiting.
And I'm still waiting.
And they asked me to pull up.
So I pull up forward and a girl comes out with my coffee and just the coffee.
And she hands it to me.
And I have my window down.
And that's all she hands me is the coffee.
Come on.
So I told her I said, don't bother with the food because right now I'm too nervous to take it.
It doesn't matter how many hours I've been up.
It doesn't matter what I've done for anyone.
Right now I'm too nervous to take a meal from McDonald's.
I think the McDonald's workers are poisoning me right now.
And I'm not too nervous to press play and record on my iPhone right now because I need to get this out and the world needs to know.
I can't see it being made.
I don't know what's going on with people nowadays.
My order's late.
Adam McDonald's.
Something that happens, I don't know, most of the time.
And she's like, huh, why are people trying to kill me?
You need a therapist.
And you need your gun taken away.
And your phone.
And your phone.
For a while, at least.
Yeah.
You need some medicine.
Joe Biden's called me again.
Hello?
Hello, everyone.
I'm coming to you today for ask a quick favor.
Like I've said from the outset of this election, who we are, where we believe, and what we want become tomorrow.
Or even next day.
It's all at stake.
And that's truer today than ever.
So please, Join us more.
Journalist Moore.
Thank you.
Wow.
That must be a Biden campaign rollable call, I guess.
Hey, Joe.
His voice is coming out of this plastic thing again.
What's the deal with that?
Joe, you just called me on the phone, Jimmy Dore.
Get it through your thick head, buddy.
You called me.
And that's a jack fact.
Is this one of those chain letters where I have to mail your phone call to seven other phones and then we all get a prize?
Here's the thing.
I love ice cream.
What are your favorite flavors, Jimmy?
Mine's the one with the red, white, and black colors.
And that's not being racially insensitive.
You mean Neapolitan ice cream, Joe?
I never said that.
Look.
See this guy walking slow down that ramp?
The way he was walking down that ramp?
Yeah.
Trump can't do the ramp.
I walk ramps.
I'm a ramper.
That's Joe Biden.
You seem pretty confident of your chances in November, Joe.
Lean in the polls, baby.
I'll tell you another thing.
Chris Cuomo's growing a beard.
Things are getting tough for everybody.
We are a nation in pain.
But we must not allow pain to destroy.
Yeah.
We are a raged nation, but we cannot allow our anger to consummate us or each other.
Then shouldn't you and the party embrace defunding our police system, Joe?
Oh, fiddlesticks and tiddlywinks.
You can't defund stuff.
Stuff needs funding.
Remember that old adage?
No funding, no stuff?
I never heard that old oddage.
I understand where they're coming from.
I was black before anyone else was black.
I spoke out against that aunt Jemima's stuff and the way they treated her.
I marched with Jemima.
She's grilled.
Jeez.
So, Joe.
So what's your solution to police brutality, Joe?
Build on it.
Increase the budgets.
Yeah, geez.
But I still don't get how giving them more money solves anything.
You know, make something better by cutting it all down.
Let's not get rid of Gone with the whale.
Let's build on it.
What?
Let's make it eight hours long.
That's just four.
What?
That way you get two of your missions instead of one.
What?
What does that do?
Look, here's the thing.
I marched with Mike and Ike.
Love them like brothers, even though one of them wasn't ready.
That's the beauty of this country.
Forgiveness.
You both refuse to fund Medicare for all, and you both refuse to defund police.
What sets you apart from Donald Trump?
You don't like me and go vote for the other Biden.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
I like swiffing.
Alex, I enjoy swiffing.
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I don't know if you remember, but the New York Times did a story about how, oh, there's crazy stuff being advertised on YouTube.
And They previously, so this whole thing is legacy media, meaning the New York Times, NBC News, they're threatened by ad revenue from non-traditional media sources, YouTube being one of them.
So, what they try to do is scare advertisers away from YouTube news, make it sound like it's all crazy and it should be deplatformed.
And then they get assholes like that, Carlos Maza from Vox to say that defunding and deplatforming is a solution to speech you don't like, which we all know that's ridiculous, unless you're blinded by an ideology.
And so, that's the game.
And they got lefties to go along with it via Carlos Maza.
And now, here they're doing it again.
Now, they're defunding some right-wing.
So, here's Google, which owns YouTube.
Think about that.
NBC News, by the way, this comes from NBC News.
It says two far-right sites, Zero Hedge and the Federalist, will no longer be able to generate revenue from any advertisements served by Google ads.
And then down here, it says Google bans two websites from its ad platform over protest articles.
The two sites will no longer be able to generate revenue from any advertisements served by Google Ads.
First of all, that's not true.
That's an inaccurate story.
That's not true.
The Federalist has not been removed from advertising on Google.
That's not, so that's fake news.
That's fucking fake news.
It's an ironic that NBC News was instrumental in getting this to happen.
Well, we'll get to that.
By the way, where does this come from?
Do you see this?
It says NBC News underscore VC.
Yeah, what is that?
VC.
Is that for Viet Cong?
What is that?
VC NBC News Verification Center.
So the people who lie about every war, the people who hired Brian Williams on purpose after he famously got caught lying about wars, they're now going to be the verification center.
Just like we got fact-checked by some cocksucker from fucking CNN who lies to you on the regular about gas attacks and war.
That's their name.
Fact-checked this show for Facebook.
Do you see how this works?
These are neoliberal organizations in bed with the military-industrial complex that are pretending to shield us from bad information.
What they're really doing is censoring people.
And NBC News is at the forefront of trying to get people censored, along with the New York Times.
So here's the article, this piece of shit article that NBC News, Google bans website Zero Hedge from it.
So here it is over comments on protest articles.
So Google has banned Zero Hedge from its advertising pleba.
A Google spokesperson said in an email on Monday that it demonetized the websites after determining they violated its policies on content related to race.
We have strict publisher policies that govern the content ads can run on and explicitly prohibit derogatory content that promotes hatred, intolerance, violence, or discrimination based on race from monetizing.
So all you have to do is say that one of those news articles is any of those things.
You don't have to prove it.
There isn't a court.
There's no hearing.
No one presents their cases.
Just some Silicon Valley Jagoff with an agenda to push gets to decide.
He's going to say it's intolerant or it's violent or it's discriminating or it promotes hatred.
They get to who disappears.
I don't know.
Some guy or some gal.
Who knows?
We don't know.
What criteria they're using?
Don't know.
Google notified Zero Hedge of the policy violations last week and banned the website from its platform.
Google's ban comes after the company was notified of research from the Center for Countering Digital Hate.
Did they pull this right out of 1984?
This is the Ministry of Truth.
That's what this is.
We'll decide what you can read and what you can't.
We'll decide.
So this is a way to shut down.
This is another form of censorship.
Because taking away someone's Google ad revenue is a death sentence in this and the way things work today in the commercialized news media space, that's how it works.
Why?
Because Google should have been broken up a long fucking time ago.
And they weren't.
And now they have this kind of power to decide who gets to publish and who doesn't.
Well, they don't technically say you can't publish.
We're just going to take all your funding away that every other, that all your competitors get to use.
That's censorship, especially when 70% of the country gets their news from Google and Facebook.
Do you see the problems with having the information flow being controlled by just a handful of people?
So the Center for Countering Digital Hate, a British nonprofit that combats online hate and misinformation, and I'm going to guess probably working for some neoliberal organization.
That's what I'm going to guess.
I don't know.
I bet somehow that place is tied to nefarious shit.
You're going to find intelligence officers working in that organization if the past is prologued.
Because that's where they get their fact checkers from.
They get them from the intelligence community.
They get them from the weapons manufacturing, neocon think.
That's where they get these fact checkers.
They found that 10 U.S.-based websites have published what they say are racist articles about the protests and projected that the websites would make millions of dollars through Google ads.
Zero Hedge had already been demonetized prior to NBC News' inquiry, Google said.
Zero Hedge and the Federalists did not respond to requests for comments.
Imrod American, CEO of the Center for Countering Digital Hate, Jesus H. Mother Effing, what?
Oh my God.
That dude said it found advertisements for many companies that had otherwise made Public statements supporting Black Lives Matter and the recent protests running on the websites.
What?
We found that lots of those companies are inadvertently funding through their advertising content that is outright racist in defense of white supremacism and contains conspiracy theories that George Floyd and Black Lives Matter about George Floyd and the Black Lives Matter movement.
Are conspiracy theories okay about your political enemies like Russia Gate?
Was that okay?
Was that okay to do on everybody you don't didn't like politically that they're Russian?
Are those conspiracy theories okay?
Yes.
Yes, they are.
How about the conspiracy theories that Assad gassed his own people?
Are those okay to print?
Yes.
So NBC News is a huge conspiracy theorist organization.
MSNBC, one of the worst, Rachel Maddow, off the rails, fucking way worse than Alex Jones, nuts out of her fucking mind.
But they're going to point the finger at someone else as a conspiracy theory organization?
No one's worse than NBC News.
No one.
Joyanne Reed said the F said somebody broke Russian heck broke into her fucking blog.
They time traveled 12 years earlier to blake into her blog and make her write homophobic stuff.
That's NBC News anchor.
Google has banned various websites from its advertising platform in recent years, mostly targeting fake news operations.
Well, if they were targeting face news operations, fake news operations, they would target NBC fucking news.
But they're not targeting fake news organizations.
They're targeting unpopular news organizations that they don't like politically.
That's what they're doing.
They don't give a shit about fake news.
They run ads on fake news 24-fucking seven.
You bullshitters.
Zero Hedge and the Federalist have become well known in recent years for publishing far-right articles on a variety of subjects.
On the recent protest, Zero Hedge published an article claiming that protests were fake.
While the Federalists published an article claiming the media had been lying about looting and violence during the protest, which were both included in the research sent to Google.
And I saw the news report say that the cops were being peaceful and they were being restrained.
I saw news reports and news report person time after time after time saying the cops showed remarkable restraint.
Isn't that just as misleading as that?
Isn't that just as misleading as that?
What?
Every time a news organization reports on a police murdering someone, they call it a police-involved shooting.
Why do you think they do that?
They don't say police shot someone.
They say they're involved in a shooting because it makes you think like there was a shootout.
So what the news is doing is propaganda on behalf of the cops, like they always do.
You're not going to defund, you're not going to, Google's not going to defund NBC News for saying the cops were mostly restrained, right?
But they will, their political opponents that are getting advertising dollars from Google because that's what this is all about.
As the Black Lives Matter protests unfolded over recent weeks, hundreds of corporations eagerly lent their support.
This includes Google.
So Google's on the side of these protests and Black Lives Matter, and they also get to decide who gets advertising on their stories about those protests.
Isn't that, if that doesn't fucking scare you, if that doesn't reveal the bullshit that's happening right now, this is about principles, you morons.
This is about principle.
This is about freedom and liberty.
This is about being against censorship in principle.
That's what this is about.
Is it legal for them to do this?
It's legal right now.
Why?
Because we have a corrupt government that hasn't broken this company up and made what they're doing illegal.
It's legal.
Does it mean it's moral, ethical, or in the spirit of the United States?
And it doesn't mean it doesn't have unbelievably chilling authoritarian effects.
Is it legal?
Yeah, it's legal.
As the Black Lives Matter protests unfolded over recent weeks, hundreds of corporations eagerly lent their support.
This includes Google, which said it has donated $12 million in funding to organizations working to address racial inequalities.
So they're not a disinterested player in this.
In its research, in its research, the Center for Countering Digital Hate, Jesus Christ, imagine what those people could be doing with their life.
The Center for Countering Digital Hate pointed to examples of articles on other far-right websites, such that carried advertisements by well-known brands while disseminating false narratives about the protest movement.
The issue also poses significant risks for brand security.
So they're trying to scare advertisers away from advertising on non-traditional news platforms.
That's what this is.
And hey, you should worry about your brand security.
Carolyn McCarthy, vice president of communications and content at TrueX, a digital advertising company, said companies need to hold Google and other digital advertising companies responsible for where their ads run.
The reality is that they have, the brands, have to start asking questions.
They have to say, what is my brand content going to be running against?
And if the other person on the other side of the conversation can't give them a straight answer, then that's a problem.
That's that.
You got to stay away from advertising on non-traditional.
You should only give it to New York Times and NBC News.
That's the safe place.
You see what they're doing?
So that's the story.
And here, this guy tweets out.
This is why Google banned the Federal.
So the and the Federalist has claimed CNN.
So that goes to this stop funding fake news website, which worked in conjunction to get this, to get these bannings happen.
StopfundingFakeNews.com claimed that they say that the Federalists claimed the CNN and New York Times reporters reports were lying about right supremacist violence and used black crime as a tag for its articles.
Those are the two offenses.
I don't know what this is referring to, but I know CNN and New York Times lies all the time.
They lie all the time.
And if they're not lying about this, let them debunk it.
Why don't you defund New York Times and CNN when they lie?
Because they lie all the time.
RussiaGate, one big lie.
Weapons of mass destruction, one big lie.
Libya, another big lie.
And how those lies fundamentally destroyed people's lives.
That's right.
Their futures, their homes, their children's futures, their entire country.
And so here, so here, from the article, Jordan Schachtel caught this.
He says, activist journalists over at NBC News got the Federalists, a mainstream conservative publication.
Michael Tracy writes for them, I'm pretty sure.
Blocked from Google ads.
I'm not an outrage guy, but this is absolutely insane.
This is 100% a purposeful censorship and the platform campaign by a legacy press institution.
That's exactly what this is.
So he out of the article, this is what he highlighted.
Google blocked the Federalists from its advertising platform after the NBC News verification unit brought the project to his attention.
NBC News is trying to get other news outlets advertising take it away.
That sounds like unfair business practice because that's what it is.
It's nefarious bullshit.
It's censorship for money.
I mean, like, you know, Jimmy, your point is taken.
You know, like, totally get it.
Because you could at any moment substitute the Federalist or Zero heading for any, any program, any news.
You could have defunded us by saying Jimmy Doerr says Robert Moeller is a liar.
Jimmy Doerr says that Russia Gate is a hoax.
He's lying.
He's saying CNN is lying because they are.
Jimmy Doerr said CNN was lying about Syria.
They were.
You could do the same thing to us.
These are all just people just, again, nameless, faceless, fucking billionaire bureaucrats in the dark of night making decisions about censoring news.
That's what this is.
And everybody gets on.
Oh, we have to get rid of fake news.
You know who does that shit?
Dictators.
Authoritarian regimes.
They always have to protect them from outside bad information.
I don't need you to do that because I can take care of it myself.
The worst propagandists in the country are the mainstream news.
You have to understand that getting so this guy makes a great point.
He says you have to understand that getting blocked by Google ads is a death sentence for a publication.
The worst possible thing that can happen to your website, the worst possible thing that could happen.
So it's like saying, hey, I'm going to open up a swimming pool and I'm going to charge people to come swim in the summer.
And then the city cuts off your water.
But they keep the water flowing to all the other pools.
Go ahead, compete.
That's what they're doing.
That's censorship.
Think of the legacy press as something.
This is great.
He says, think of the legacy press akin to something of a Mexican cartel.
It's all about retaining dominance over the space.
They don't want anyone from the outside coming in.
So they resort to modern-day book burning and intimidation tactics to get the job done.
That is exactly what this is.
Thank you.
And of course, the whole story is fake news.
So the people who from the website stop funding fake news are fucking fake news.
NBC News, fake news.
Remember when they said Tulsi was being propped up by Russians?
That was fake news invented.
That was invented.
It wasn't real.
They said there's Russian trolls.
That wasn't real.
It was made up fake news.
And here's Google Communications.
They tweet out the Federalists was never demonetized.
Oh, NBC News was doing fake news in their story about fake news.
Do you see what a slippery slope you are on when you start to decide that something is fake news and needs to be censored?
This isn't some fucking YouTube jag off they're trying to set.
This is the Federalists.
Just someone they disagree with.
I bet they don't even really disagree with them politically.
I just don't want them to get advertising money.
I just don't want them to get advertising money.
Get this in the NBC story they got added.
After publication of this story, Google backtracked Tuesday, clarifying that the, oh, was Google.
So either way, it's so they say Google clarified that the Federals had been warned about policy violations, but still had time to address them.
It now has three days to remove the violations before it.
So that was fake news by either NBC or Google or both.
So the people in charge of policing fake news was releasing fake news.
Of fucking course they were.
Do you see why this is not how it's supposed to work in America?
Do you see how we now have the corporation is our government and our government is now deciding who gets to publish?
Because that's the effect of this decision.
Are you happy, you fucking morons who are screaming yay, yay about, you know, like everybody at the Young Turks was all happy about them deplatforming.
What's his name?
Alex.
And of course, I had to hold a mirror up to them.
You know, you're in a newspaper, you're independent news too.
They don't care.
Lefties who are for censorship aren't Lefties.
They're misguided reactionaries who don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Who are sowing the seeds for the takedown of any progressive movement?
Those same people who push Russia Gate are the fucking toxic left.
Those are the people wrecking what's left of the left.
Pushing fucking McCarthyism at any political enemy or adversary and cheering on censorship.
What kind of world are you a lefty in?
You're a fucking willing tool of authoritarians.
You're a fucking authoritarian tool and you do it on purpose with a fucking grin on your face, you idiots.
Yeah.
The left was all for censoring.
They still are.
And I bet they'll be for this.
You go check.
Go watch the other lefty channels.
See if they're against this or for it.
And Mrs. Krasenstein, these are the never Trumpers, right?
So I don't know if you know, Ms. Krasenstein, the Krasenstein brothers got banned from Twitter.
Did you know that?
The I hate Trumpers.
She says Google has just banned far-right media outlet, the Federalists, from their ad platform.
I'm sure the GOP will be outraged, but this is what happens when you cover conspiracy theories as though they are facts.
You mean like RussiaGate?
Russia could cut off your power.
Russia hacked into the power grid in Vermont.
Russia hacked into the DNC server.
All of that is fake news.
Raise your hand if you think Google should ban Trump next.
Russia conspired with Trump to overthrow it.
That's all fake news.
I'm sure the GOP will be outraged.
And if they're not, maybe my husband and his brother can make some more fake accounts and troll them.
You know, when I think of all the things the world so desperately needs right now, Trump not having Google ads is incredibly important, isn't it?
I mean, sure, we have the police systematically murdering people and society has reached its breaking point and the government has abandoned its people during a pandemic where cases are still rising, but Trump will have to find other revenue streams when he starts Trump TV.
Am I right?
Hey, two right-wing blogs don't have money from Google ads.
Now we can all go to brunch and talk about Hillary.
Yay, let's all cheer on Google and ignore them as they have their algorithms favor news outlets that don't tell you what's really happening at the protests.
They're helping.
Hey, raise your hand if you want Silicon Valley technocrats deciding what you should and should not see.
I mean, the idea, Jimmy, that Mrs. Krasenstein is talking about Google should ban dot, dot, dot, anybody.
Right?
Like, that's crazy.
That's off the chart.
You can just, again, substitute that with whomever is your flavor of the week.
Whoever you don't like this week, we should ban them.
Cancel culture.
So this is another liberal cheering on.
This is amazing.
Great news.
This is, what's this guy's name?
Ricky Davila.
Ricky Davila.
At the Ricky Davila.
Pretty fool of yourself there, huh?
The Ricky Davola.
Great news, Colin.
Google has banned propaganda outlets, the Federalists and Zero Heads from its ad platform.
They won't generate revenue from Google ads any longer.
Megan McCain's husband owns Federalists.
So that's, hey, I don't like them.
So let's take away their speech.
Megan McCain's husband owns the Federalists.
So ha, I wonder how they're going to get along now.
Take that, Megan McCain.
Take this at most minor setback that pales in comparison to having everything handed to you your entire life.
I love that.
This is great news.
What?
They passed an emergency UBI.
They're disbanding police nationwide and starting again so we don't have over-militarized gangs murdering citizens.
We're actually going to act on climate change.
No, but almost as good.
Meghan McCain has a minor inconvenience.
There's no way this could possibly backfire, is there?
Could this backfire?
Cheering on censorship.
I know some people.
Hey, listen, great news.
Great news.
The public is finally waking up that they're being duped by a Banana Republic corporate coup government further enabled by a police force intended to brutalize them.
They're realizing that if they mobilize and don't back down, they have strength and can protest and strike to fight back against this inherently corrupt system.
No, just kidding.
A couple of blogs I don't like got Google AdSense taken away.
And I'm really happy about this because I never think about consequences.
That's my satirical reading of Ricky Dables.
The.
Don't fucking forget it.
The.
And of course, Molly Jungfast, if you want a bad take on something, she's usually a good go-to.
She's full of bad takes.
But who funds the Federalists?
That's her question.
But who funds the Federalists?
Who funds them?
I don't know.
Who fucking cares?
How about that?
What happens?
The Federalists get defunded, and then police can't use tear gas on people anymore or something.
Is that how it works?
No?
We just live in a less free society.
I like how we're going through a pandemic that's only getting worse, and we're put under martial law, and this person's worried about whether or not right-wing bloggers are making money.
You know, if you want to fight back against shitty speech, you have the option of making better speech instead of hoping Google stifles somebody, right?
You know that, right?
Could you imagine this happening at any other time in history?
People would be like for like, hey, like, hey, I know the Holocaust is happening, and that's really horrible, and people are dying, but I got some good news.
Mussolini's podcast stats are down.
What?
Thank you.
Thank you.
People are choosing between food and rent right now.
And they're like, I hope nobody's funding right-wing blogs.
I mean, you can't go to a Black Lives Matter protest without seeing a who funds the Federalist sign.
Am I right?
They're right up there with if Hillary was president, we'd all be at brunch right now.
God damn it.
So here's what your response should be to this.
Here's the bullshit fucking propagandist from NBC, Adele Mamako-Fraser, who thanks, stop funding fake news.
By the way, you got your story wrong.
You were fake news.
Your story was fake.
Federalists didn't get defunded.
You're fake news.
And then, so Greg Price responds to the stupid tweet of her thanking people to help them get other news people censored.
That's what she's doing.
That's what Adele Mamako-Fraser is doing.
From NBC.
From NBC is thanking some bullshit ministry of truth website for helping defund and censor other people.
And you know how you're supposed to respond to that?
How this guy does.
Greg Price says, you would have felt right at home in Soviet Russia.
Yes, she would have.
Thank you.
Here's what Dean Obladiah.
I think he's got a show on SiriusXM now, but I think he was at CNN for a while.
The Federalist is a piece of garbage publication that smeared me as a Muslim radical a few years ago.
And when I asked the editor of the Federalist what his proof was, he blocked me.
It's barely one step above the neo-Nazi publications, yet Fox News features its writers.
So I don't know if that's the best tactic to get sympathy when someone smears you unfairly to then call them Nazis.
Oh, those guys, they said I was a radical.
Which guys?
The Nazis.
Do you see how it doesn't fuck yourself there?
And I'm sorry that anybody smeared you as a Muslim radical when you're not.
But that doesn't mean you should cheer on censorship.
And then you actually do the exact same thing that you're upset about them doing to you.
Come on, that is funny.
Look at this.
Here's Chernwich.
Right, everybody knows him.
He's the real, he's a lightning rod on the right.
Lightning rod.
He says the Federalists never did me any favors.
Didn't review Hoaxed, which is, I think, a movie he did, right?
I have no personal loyalty to them.
Objectively speaking, they break huge stories.
They debunked FISA.
And Molly Hemingway is one of the best political writers alive today.
GOP didn't break up Google.
Too late now.
Isn't that why?
So the GOP didn't break up Google.
Hey, guess what?
Neither did the Democrats.
And neither of them has any plans to do so unless you count that one week Liz Warren said she was for it.
So nobody's for it.
This is the one-party rule again.
So it's wild.
It's good to see someone criticizing the GOP for being exactly what they are.
But did he really expect the GOP to be like Teddy Roosevelt and break up monopolies?
I guess so.
I guess it's good to have that expectation of your party.
That's right.
I mean, it's good that you definitely should and definitely should call him out.
And that's so what you're saying, because it goes against, I thought, again, I'm no expert on the right wing or how or how or what their philosophies are.
But I thought, I thought they were for privatized monopolies.
I thought so.
Huh.
But you do re so, and that's like it's the right.
Well, I don't want to say, I want to say right-wing deregulation policies is what got us here, but it's also Democrat.
So, but Democrats are right-wing now.
That's the thing.
There is the left in power in America.
Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, they're right-wingers.
They're warmongerers who are in bed with the banks and big oil and fossil fuels.
There's no fucking left.
And they helped deregulate.
It was Bill Clinton who deregulated media in 1996, the Telecommunications Act.
And what did that do to media?
So we had 50 giant news, 50 giant media corporations in the United States that were really big companies.
They got consolidated down to six.
Giant companies.
So now every TV show, newspaper, magazine, radio show, anything is by the same six companies.
That's it.
That's your free market.
But he's right to be upset at the GOP for not doing this.
I think it's crazy to think that they would ever do it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait till you, Mike, Chernovich, wait till you find out all the other things the GOP didn't do.
Like they said it was going to give everybody health care.
It's going to cut the deficit, going to end the wars.
What the fuck?
Going to make America great again.
Look at it.
Look at America.
We're in the Great Depression with fucking military in our streets.
But it's good to see this is encouraging because it turns out Silicon Valley monopolies on the flow of information and then ideas, our distrust for them and hatred for it is not a partisan thing.
If someone who's on the right like that, and he's for breaking up Google, it should be pretty easy to do then, right?
Oh, that's right.
We have a completely corrupted, controlled government, a hostile government to its own people, known as the United States government, run for and by the fucking corporation.
Come on.
Now who's being naive, Kay?
Oh, I'm getting a text from someone that says Chernovich is not alt-right.
He's anti-corporate.
He got smeared by the fake left.
Same.
He has a Persian wife, so he denounced that alt-right shit pretty early.
Really?
I didn't know that he did that.
I mean, again, I don't know much about almost nothing about those guys, like Ben Shapiro and Mike Jerno.
I don't really know much about them.
But it's good to see what this shows me.
It's good to see that he's holding the GOP and Trump accountable, at least here, and that this isn't a left-right issue.
So that should be encouraging.
So, you know, Jimmy, ultimately, what this is, is the idea that capitalism is now, again, undermining freedom of speech, making that fast buck on an ad.
You know, whereas isn't aren't, aren't I allowed to watch different programs and, you know, or read different news sources?
And are they afraid that I'm just not going to be informed?
And I'm just going to always go to a site and just because pulling the ads will make me not want to go to that site.
No, what they're trying to do is to fund that site so it goes away.
Ultimately, yeah, just like when they pull the ads off of independent news, they want us to go away and they still do.
They still, I was on YouTube today and I have autoplay.
Yes.
And I was in the shower and I was listening to, I don't know, maybe secular talk or something.
And the next thing that came up was an HBO political show.
And I was like, I don't want to listen to this dick.
And I hit it again.
The next thing was same thing.
Same thing.
I hit it 25 times.
And every recommendation from YouTube was a mainstream news source.
Every single recommendation, not one recommendation of an independent news show.
The Hill comes up, but people forget the Hill, like right, that is not independent news.
They're not independent.
They're owned by a fucking huge corporation.
Which is too bad.
Which is too bad.
But they still, you know, I like their show.
So that, I guess that's nice.
That's it.
I'm done with that story.
It's kind of amazing, isn't it?
That liberals, again, this happened.
I had a huge, huge blowout on the Young Turks over censorship like this when it was, you know, and then immediately Facebook dropped like 800 pages.
A lot of them, they got rid of like cop watch, shit like that.
And I'm like, that's why you're supposed to be against censorship, even when it's against, even when it's against your enemies.
That's why you're supposed to be against it.
If Alex Jones is doing something illegal, you can charge him in court.
We have a system set up.
If a newspaper libels you, you have, you could, you go and you, you go to court.
You don't fucking take their newspaper down while we wait for the court settlement.
Oh, we already have a process for this.
Anyway, so that was, boy, it was a long segment, but certainly worth it.
Chuck Schumer's calling me again.
Hello?
Jimmy, I have to get something off my chest.
May I please?
Yes, go ahead.
You may have heard what I recently said about Mitch McConnell.
I am so flustered and beside myself.
I literally had to use the A word.
The A word?
Asshole?
I called him appalling.
Why did you call him appalling?
You know what?
I forget.
And that's the beauty of our beautiful democracy.
Oh, sure, we have our disagreements, but at the end of the day, we're still just explosively shitting all over the American people.
What?
Precisely, if I may invoke the memory of a great man of medicine, Dr. Martin Luther King.
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