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March 26, 2020 - Jimmy Dore Show
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The Jimmy Dore Show.
So Mitt Romney has quarantined himself due to the coronavirus.
Let's give him a call and see how that's going.
Mitt Romney's speaking, but I'm not sure if the COVID-19 virus can be transferred through the phone line.
So you speak to me at your own risk.
Hi, Senator Romney.
It's Jimmy Doerr, and I'm pretty sure I can't get the virus through a cell phone.
Jimmy, let me ask you a question.
Shoot.
Can you tell me, with any real specificity, exactly how your cell phone works?
No, I cannot.
Okay, well, then, maybe don't be all doctor science to me about how the virus is transferred, okay?
Anyway, good to hear from you.
How's Trix?
I'm well.
How are you?
And how's your big quarantine going?
I'm taking it extremely seriously, Jimmy.
This is simply a precautionary measure because I was in contact with Senator Rand Paul, who has tested positive for the virus.
I should point out that I have not.
Yes, and Senator Paul was seen using the congressional gym like a day later.
Sadly, you are correct.
And it's nixies like that that get people sick, Jimmy.
By contrast, I am in complete isolation.
Are you locked up in a room somewhere?
No, I'm on a desert island.
What?
Like in the ocean?
Not exactly.
I'm on one of my properties in Utah.
Yeah, I don't understand.
I had an entire desert island built, Jimmy, for this very purpose.
It's about 18 acres and stocked with the flora and fauna you would find on a tropical island.
And we've used rich people weather control technology to give it a tropical climate.
So you can leave at any time?
Actually, no.
We also constructed a massive deep saltwater lagoon around it, which is stocked with fish, shellfish, and sharks.
When the 14-day quarantine period is over, Tag will come fetch me in a skiff.
Mitt, this is insane.
You don't have to do this.
You just have to be quarantined, not shipwrecked.
Well, I guess I'm a bit of an overachiever.
But that's how I got ahead in business.
Boss wants me there at 8.
I'll be there at 6.
It's the same spirit here, Jimmy.
I'm supposed to quarantine myself.
Well, guess what I'm going to do?
I'm going to maroon myself.
So you have nothing on this island.
No amenities of civilization?
Nothing?
Oh, absolutely not.
It's the real deal.
My clothes are completely in tatters.
These Brooks Brothers slacks I've been wearing have been reduced to barely more than a loincloth.
I don't know what happened.
It's only been two days.
Sometimes I black out.
Okay, what are you eating?
Well, coconuts and papaya grow in abundance on this island.
In addition, I've painstakingly sharpened a large stick into a spear using the hedge of my money clip.
So when my reflexes are acute, I get rewarded with the treat of fire-roasted beach skinks.
What about sanitation?
Have you constructed yourself a latrine?
No, I just figured I'd hold it for 14 days.
That's impossible, Mitt.
My record is 32.
No, wow.
Thank you.
But most astoundingly, this very morning, when I was doing my daily patrol of the perimeter of the island, I saw something that knocked the breath right out of me.
A single man's footprint.
Jimmy, I'm not alone on the island.
It's probably just your footprint, Mitt.
Jimmy, this was a bear footprint.
A barefoot footprint.
I'm still wearing my topsiders all the time.
You're wearing topsiders on a desert island?
Of course, I wanted some measure of comfort when I was out here.
I'm not going to wear my coal Hans day in and day out.
Ouch!
Blister City.
Anyway, this afternoon, I encountered the man.
By his visit, I assessed him as a native of the East Indies.
He spoke not one word of the King's English, and of course I none of his.
But due to our common lot, we have become as close as two men can be.
He has taught me to fish in his native manner, and I have taught him how to short sell stocks.
But the whole time, keeping a six-foot distance.
Mitt, how did this man end up on your fake island?
I have no idea, but I have named him Friday after the 1995 comedy starring Chris Tucker and Iced Cube.
Okay, Mitt.
Well, keep us posted, will you?
Will do, Jimmy.
Friday and I are collecting Tinder for tonight's meal of roasted conch.
I gotta say, this beats being in that stuffy Senate any day.
Oh, I better let you go, Jimmy.
There's an artificial tropical storm headed this way.
Friday, off to our respective Palm Lean 2 shelters.
Establishment media sets us all inspired.
So good luck the bullshit we can't afford.
Like momenting this cold.
Watch and see as a jackdoll comedian who speeds and jumps comedium and hits him head-on.
It's the Jimmy Door show.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to this week's Jimmy Door show.
How you enjoying the Armageddon, huh?
Hey, let's get to the jokes before we get to the jokes, shall we?
Look, I don't know if you know.
Why does Facebook have 720,000 masks?
Did you know that they donated 720,000 masks?
Facebook did.
Why do they have 720,000 masks?
My guess is they make it harder to identify their employees in a lineup, if you know what I'm talking about.
Now, even Prince Albert of Monaco has the coronavirus.
True story.
I guess that's what happens when you let Prince Albert out of the can.
Hey, investors, eager to expand your COVID-19 portfolio.
Call the legal team of Burr, Inahoff, and Feidstein today.
You don't know that?
You don't know that story?
They all cashed in their stocks.
All right.
Hey, good news and bad news.
The good news is Colorado just abolished the death penalty.
The bad news, we still have private insurance.
I don't know if that's a joke or more of a statement.
Tough to be funny in these times.
Super tough to be funny at these times.
What's coming up on today's show?
The biggest corporate bailout and transfer of wealth to the richest people in history happens this week, and they're calling it a bailout.
Dylan Radigan stops by to explain just how bad that bailout is.
Plus, a former employee of Joe Biden's reveals she was sexually groped by him and worse.
Plus, we got phone calls today from Mitt Romney, Chris Christie, and Chuck Schuber.
Plus, a lot lot more.
That's today on the Jimmy Door show.
Hey, that's Chris Christie calling me.
Hello.
Hey, hot shot.
Are you sweltering in place over there?
Yes, I am.
Did you see me on TV talking to Dr. Oz?
Dr. Oz is a doctor in case you had heads to Nolan.
What were you talking about to Dr. Oz, Chris?
You know, we were shooting the shit about the global emetic.
I think you mean pandemic, not emetic.
I don't think you think I mean what I think.
That's what I think.
Loser.
What did you and Dr. Oz say about the COVID-19 thing?
No disrespect, but ain't he one of Oprah's doctors?
I think so, yeah.
And his name is Oz.
Yes.
With a freaking oval?
Yeah, what did you two talk about, Chris?
All those Cubans on the beaches in Florida and the Hollywood type skinny dipping on the beaches in Los Angeles.
It's got to stop.
You're spreading your germs in Mayhem.
Yeah, I agree with you, but how do you keep people from gathering on the beaches?
The old standby.
Oil spills are raw sewage.
That always works.
Except for those surfer freaks.
They'd hang 10 on a river of poop if the waves were right.
No, we got to take drastical measures.
Like what?
First of all, the president and the governor there has to issue a directive like this.
Hey, yo, you bunch of dirtbag viruses and your tight little speedos.
Yeah, you get the fuck off of the beach.
Pick up your fucking grapes, your frilly little suntee lotions, your fucking frisbees, and badmintons, and all that shit.
You hang 10 powels, booger boards, and whatnot, and get the fuck off of the beach.
And then I'd add, this has been a public service message or some crap.
Well, that might be effective.
And then I'd top it off by bringing my family in there and setting up a beach body of social distancing.
Mind you, we'd all be at least six feet apart, but not from the Malmars.
You don't think it'd be unfair for you to have the beach all to yourself after closing it to the rest of the country?
Wait, some kind of commie.
Is that it?
You're red, red?
You like going to the Bolshevik ballet and seeing all them socialist pansies hop around with their frittators hanging out in their frilly lace skirts?
Listen to the Tchaikovsky or one of them Russian long ass.
No, no, Chris, I like the idea of keeping groups of people from congregating during a pandemic.
Whoa, what did you say?
You watch your language while you're talking to me, understand?
No one's talking about keeping people from congregating.
They're saying they shouldn't be going to the beach in numbers of more than three or so.
What they do in the privacy of the bedroom is up to them.
I ain't no proof.
All right, but how would you enforce this order to stay off all the county's beaches?
Easy, cheesy.
I'd set a perimeter of seal teams, but so as not to be too violently intimidating, I'd order no guns.
I'd arm them with broccoli.
End of story.
Yeah, I don't think the broccoli thing's going to work, pal.
That would keep me the hell away from there.
I'll tell you what.
Ever seen broccoli, it's like, whoa, that shit's going nowhere near this man's mouthhole.
Rough bitches for a-holes, understand.
Yeah, hey, Chris, how do you think this pandemic will affect our country in the long run?
I don't know about you, but I'm using this opportunity to take some online courses on James Joyce.
James Joyce?
I happen to like his literary illusions of free dream associations.
Oh, here it comes.
I bet a snob like you thinks it's just a bunch of erudite gibberish.
Is that it?
No, I really haven't read any James Joyce.
Well, you don't know nothing about postmodernism.
You think you're a postmodernist?
You ain't no postmodernist.
I'm the postmodernist.
Don't you ever forget a hot shot.
And stop holding toilet paper.
It's Dylan Radigan, ladies and gentlemen, New York Times best-selling author, host of his own show on CNBC.
And now you have another show happening, don't you, Dylan?
Tell people about it.
We do a podcast.
I do a podcast every week with Tom Soznoff at Tasty Trade, which is more market-centric.
And that's the only other public work that I'm doing right now, other than the benefit of having these fun chats with you.
Otherwise, my focus is away from the public for the time being.
Okay, so now, first of all, let's correct the record.
So you said $14 trillion on Monday that they were going to pump into the economy, but it turns out it's not.
Tell people what the real numbers are.
So it amounts to $10 trillion.
And I appreciate the opportunity to correct myself in the conversation.
Yesterday, there was a double count.
So the Fed's $4 trillion.
The insurance is $4 trillion, and the stimulus is $2 trillion.
There was a double counting of the Feds $4 trillion with the stimulus.
Okay.
Which is how it ended up at $14 yesterday.
And so I appreciate your faith in my reporting with you.
And so I think it's important that I clarify when these things become finalized.
So what they're really pumping in.
So I don't understand those numbers.
But what I know is that they're going to give $425 million to the Fed, and then the Fed is going to give out that money to corporations at the Treasury Department and the Fed's behest.
And there's no accounting for where they're going to spend that money before they spend it.
There's only going to be a perfunctory oversight board of five people who are going to look into $4.2 trillion worth of money given out.
Well, again, there's the $4 trillion at the Fed, then there's the $2 trillion with the government.
It doesn't really matter.
The point, because your point remains the same regardless of the dollar amounts or where the allocations are.
It's an abomination beyond all comprehension, James.
So this is not...
This is a further consolidation of wealth among the super rich by giving only the super rich money at a time when asset prices are down and everything is depressed so that the super rich can take the taxpayers' money and buy more of all the assets to increase their stranglehold and hammerlock on America.
And so why isn't anybody screaming about this, Dylan?
Why is everyone acting like this is a good bill?
Because people on both the left and the right, although more on the left, I would say they think the people, the most obvious people that should be most ashamed of themselves in this situation would be Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren for obvious reasons.
But that's just the beginning of the list.
The fear of appearing to try to do something that is outside the scope of the historical corruption of this country at a time when the government is trying to appear to be active in the face of the crisis.
The desire or willingness to do something outside the scope of that corruption, it is proven that not a single politician in America has the teeth or the stomach to do that.
It's staggering.
It is staggering.
I don't even know.
It's one thing to have a financial crisis and repair the financial crisis in a way that's to the benefit of the wealthy to accumulate more assets.
It's even more beyond comprehension to allow a bio to basically allow the government and billionaires to exploit the biological crisis to do a massive further consolidation while calling it a rescue.
I shared with people the NBC news coverage of this.
They're not going to report it that way, are they?
No.
And so when do you think people will wake up to what has actually happened?
I don't know if they ever will.
I mean, it's the underlying hostility of this dynamic that fuels the support for a president like Donald Trump.
And it's because Barack Obama supervised the first version of this massive theft and cover-up 10 years ago that even provided a basis for someone like Donald Trump.
Or to be fair, support for someone like Bernie Sanders, also great beneficiary of the Obama-led theft and cover-up, or at least Obama-led the cover-up.
The theft was really built under George W. Bush and Bill Clinton.
But Obama was very, very effective with the cover-up in coordination with Nancy Pelosi.
And it worked so well.
They just repeated it a second time this week, but they did a year's worth of drama and took from September 08 until March of 09, the last time to steal a few trillion dollars in assets.
And in this case, because the biological panic is so severe and because they've already done it once before, they're able to facilitate the theft in a matter of days, which is rather impressive.
And so you so you put some of this on Bernie Sanders?
Sure, Bernie, any senator could stop this bill and say, what's with all the giveaway, what's with all the corporate giveaways and what's with the absence of any direct assistance for workers or any universal benefits of any kind in this moment, any single senator could do that.
In fact, we saw the Republican senators do that because they were concerned that there was too much unemployment insurance being issued.
So I understand.
And so any one senator could stop it up and give a speech and explain why.
The obvious person would be Bernie Sanders in this case, and they're doing nothing.
Why do you think Bernie Sanders would not do that, especially right now in the middle of a presidential campaign?
It seems like this would be his chance to rally everybody and wake everybody up, right?
One would logically think, but my sense is that Bernie Sanders has folded politically relative to Joe Biden in the political nomination.
And there's a great political concern that advocacy for things like UBI and Medicare for all is outside the voter, the average voter's mainstream views.
And so there, I believe, is some political strategy involved here just to expedite the massive corporate takeover.
So imagine if you managed to steal 80% of all the assets last time, whatever was left this time, because imagine, again, if I bankrupt everybody in Los Angeles, but only give a small group of people that are politically connected a bunch of money to go buy all the assets afterwards.
Who do you think is going to own all the businesses in Los Angeles a year from now?
Right.
So how the hell, I mean, this seems nuts.
I mean, it is nuts.
It doesn't seem nuts.
It is nuts, but it's nuts that it's being allowed to happen.
And it's going to be allowed to happen, Dylan.
And because the people who are supposed to tell people about this are bought by the same people who are instituting this policy.
They're bought by the same people who this policy is made to serve, which is the richest 1% in the country.
And so, you know, we got 15 billionaires who own all our media in the United States.
So I don't care.
Ellie Veshe and Chris Hayes are not going to tell you the truth about this bill, correct?
They'll tell you their version of the story, and it won't be inaccurate.
It will just be told out of context in a way that fails to tell you the critical context, which is that there are many other ways to do this.
This is not the only way to do this.
And that just giving cash to the wealthiest banks and individuals and investment firms so that they can then buy all the other companies up that go bankrupt is not the only way to do this, although it is the way that's the most financially beneficial to the few thousand people that control our government.
So now the banks got bigger after Barack Obama bailed them out.
They made the banks bigger.
They kicked 5.1 million people out of their house.
Are they going to do that again?
You think they're going to start kicking people out of their houses?
I think as soon as they possibly can, they will.
I'm sure they're anxious to do that.
I think that there's going to be a legal, it sounds like they're going to have to wait three months before they can really start destroying people's lives.
But I'm sure they're anxious for the opportunity.
I was very emotional about this 10 years ago, if you remember, Jimmy.
I've adapted to the fact that this is where we, this is what this America has shown the world what it is, and it is a rapacious and destructive oligarchy that is funded by the taxpayer at the expense of the taxpayer.
And it calls itself a democracy.
It is a corrupt and rapacious oligarchy.
That is exactly what this is.
Using propaganda of democracy to vote, Dylan.
People get to vote.
So it's got to be a democracy.
They have no idea that this is not a democracy.
Man, Hillary Clinton should have hired you.
You're good at that.
Yeah.
Because, but they get to vote.
We get to vote.
You know, they get to vote everywhere.
Dictators let people vote too.
It doesn't mean anything.
There you go.
And here we are.
We're in the middle of an election season, and one of the guys is in on this legislation who's running for to be president.
And he's not ringing the, he's not ringing the bell of warning about this.
So if I say this about Bernie Sanders on my show, people will say I'm attacking him.
But what you're saying is that Bernie Sanders is abdicating his responsibility to stop this bill because he could stop this bill.
And this bill is just an abdicate.
How did you describe this bill again?
I mean, I don't know.
how did I describe this bill?
I, I, this bill is a additional, All of it is just an exploitation of the biological event.
And so my cynicisms, again, can't keep up with reality.
Well, I would say the only gap with your cynicisms is I think that you view the whole thing as highly orchestrated and integrated between the media and the banks and the politicians.
And my perception, and you may even be, I have no reason to say, I can't confirm that you're right or wrong.
My perception is that it is actually a darker force that is sort of more the path of least resistance and the opportunity to do things in the darkness of confusion and fear that is not necessarily as coordinated as you might believe.
Although, again, I can't, I'm not going to dispute your opinion.
I'll just say that mine is a little bit different, but it leads to the Same outcome.
In other words, if you had a valid press that understood what this is and actually just helped people understand what's happening without just using big numbers and calling things bailouts, there might be a different reaction.
I don't know.
I think the American people are well aware at this point that both political parties are working with large financial and corporate interests to destroy them.
I just don't think that they know what to do about it.
So I just got word from my producer that Bernie's on the floor right now trying to block this bill.
I was trying to look that up right now.
So that's a no, well, hold on.
So what I don't, again, I can't speak to what's happening right now, but the Republicans came out earlier today and said they're going to stop this bill if there's not review of the payments for unemployment insurance.
And then I saw Bernie Sanders, a Bernie Sanders headline that says, well, if the Republicans are going to stop this bill for the unemployment insurance, then Bernie will stop it too, but for a different reason, which again is not leadership.
I have great respect for Senator Sanders and all the rest of it.
But to come in after the Republicans say they're going to stop it and say, well, I'll stop it too for a different reason, unless the Republicans stop stopping it, if that makes any sense.
Yeah.
So again, I don't know what Bernie's doing right now.
So I can't obviously speak to that.
But the correct leadership here is to step up and say, this is not a bailout for the American people.
This is giving cash to a small group of investors and banks so that they can buy up bankrupt assets from everybody else.
And so what people don't realize, what the banks did in 2009 was they not only were made whole by the government, but they were then, they wanted your house too.
So the house is there.
Go ahead.
It'd be like if I took everybody, every house in Los Angeles and reduced its price by 90% for one week.
And then I gave you, Jimmy Doer, all the money in the world and no one else money and let you go shopping in Los Angeles for a week.
And then a week later, I re-inflated the price of all the houses after you bought all of them.
Right.
Right.
That's what's happening.
That's what they did in 09, and that's what they're doing now.
And that's what they're going to do now.
So now prices are, it's a fire sale, right?
Prices are down.
Only one person has cash, which is those who are getting it from the government, from the taxpayer.
Those who have cash will acquire assets, and then those assets will go back up in value over time.
It's staggeringly criminal.
It's staggeringly criminal.
It's brilliant on their part.
Staggeringly criminal.
So that's how I said it's like the mafia.
This is like the bill the mafia would come up with.
You give the people a turkey at Thanksgiving and then you steal protection money from them for the rest of the year.
There you go.
That's what's happening.
And then you relate to them as if you're their best friend in the world and then you let them vote for you and call yourself a democracy.
So even Bernie is giving token resistance to this bill because the GOP decided to block it.
So he's now going to block it if they're going to block it.
There you go.
And he's saying, well, if you're going to block the union payments on unemployment for four months, I'll block it too.
That's not, and you say that's not real leadership.
I'd have to agree.
I'm just saying that to me, that's not real leadership in the context of the level of deficiency in this piece of legislation against someone like Bernie Sanders, who has a history of advocating for more universal benefits.
So what do you, so this is going to make income inequality much worse.
It'll be harder for people to get their fair share of the profits that they generate in the businesses that they work at.
And so our country will drift more and more to be like Brazil or even worse.
And what do you see in five years?
What do you see the end of this?
Gosh, you know, I mean, I don't know.
I ultimately still, I'm a long the world guy, not a short the world guy.
And I do have optimism that the integration of distributed resources and distributed activity will ultimately prevail.
However, the amount of disruption and political chaos required to get there only goes up when the incumbent political apparatus tries to choke the society to death as they are right now.
So you're saying, unpack what you just said.
I couldn't follow it.
I'm just saying I hope that it's going to be fine, but what they're doing right now politically is dangerous and may provoke some social problems.
So you're saying that you think the yellow vest scenario is likely after people figure out what is happening?
Maybe, or maybe Donald Trump can redirect that energy to kill Mexicans.
There's lots of places that you can point hostile energy to other innocent victims to avoid having to deal with it yourself.
And they're very manipulative that way.
Right.
So they find a whipping boy, a scapegoat, and then all the people's every problem you have because of this corporate bailout, they can then funnel that energy towards a scapegoat.
Yeah, and that scapegoat can be the Republicans and that scapegoat can be the Democrats.
So you can blame either one of the parties.
That's the beautiful thing about the two corrupt parties working together so magically in these situations is there's lots of finger pointing as to whose fault it is.
Was it, you know, where's Mitt Romney?
Where's Bernie Sanders?
Where's the Republicans?
Where's Donald Trump?
All of that energy is really beneficial to them because it allows them to continue to do whatever they want while everybody's blaming somebody else.
So sort of a who's on first of blame.
And then beyond the political blaming, you can get into all of the identity targeting.
Right.
So Bernie Sanders has tried to work inside the system.
He talks, he gives lip service to a revolution.
And then, of course, he ends up backing the establishment in the election like he did with Hillary Clinton and he'll going to do with Joe Biden this time.
So we not to mention Elizabeth Warren got into politics claiming that our entire reason for entering the political theater was to make sure that there was never a bailout like there was in 2008 and nine.
That was so abusive to the taxpayer and so beneficial to consolidate the stranglehold and hammerlock of the super wealthy on every aspect of our economy.
And now when she could also stop this bill single handedly, she is doing nothing as well.
So we have a complete failure of leadership the whole her whole reason for being in politics elizabeth warren she's turning her back on it right now there you go and so we don't have leaders so what we what we need is a you know uh we need a real leader I mean, we're just more and more like every other country in the world.
I think it's just a more, it's like, it's like you think, you know, there's no such thing as Santa Claus.
You know, this idea that they're alive.
And so this idea that somehow Trump is worse than everybody else, that's this is revealing that that's bullshit, right?
Yes, for sure.
I mean, Trump is worse than any, but Trump is a bigger liar.
Trump is more self-serving.
He's more of a psychopath.
He's less empathetic, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
But when the rubber meets the road economically, everybody from Bernie Sanders to Rand Paul to Barack Obama to, I don't know, Pickam, everybody's on the same page, which is give the money to the large banks and financial institutions and let them consolidate ownership of all the weaker assets so that a smaller and smaller group of people own more and more of all the assets in the country and then call it help.
And so when does Teddy Roosevelt come along?
You know, there's a lot of people that have been trying.
I think a lot of us, I have no more of an answer for that than you do, hopefully sooner than later.
Only because the alternative is going to be far worse than Teddy Roosevelt.
Imagine if Donald.
It's not about breaking up, but it's not about breaking up the monopolies at this point, even just the corporate monopolies.
It is literally about breaking the corrupt hammerlock of the two-party political system that is choking America to death.
And I'm told every time I try to break, I give suggestions to break that.
People tell me that I'm dumb and I don't understand how politics works and it can't be done.
And this is it.
We just have two parties and that's the way it's going to be forever.
Somehow this whole country was based on a fucking violent revolution where we killed a bunch of people so we could have sovereignty, but we still can't.
Somehow we can't even do a peaceful revolution to get sovereignty of our government again.
It's amazing.
Listen, every country in the world, whatever their political system is, is a collaboration between wealth and power and policymakers to preserve and accumulate wealth and power for those who have wealth and power to the benefit of the policymakers.
This is true in China.
This is true in Brazil.
This is true in Europe.
This is true in Russia.
This is how it is.
The delusion in America has been that America is different than that, not only in America, but the world has seen America as different than that.
And I think that the first really big, I mean, there are many, many a wake-up call along the way, but the financial crisis was the most brazen use of financial assets in America to betray the belief of the American mythology of capitalism or entrepreneurialism or sovereignty.
The whole thing is a fraud.
And then after even after all the hemming and hawing and yelling and screaming and books getting written and Elizabeth Warren ran for Senate and became a political celebrity fighting bailouts and all the hoo-ha, big, you know, carrying on, when we get to the next set of bailouts and this bailout's bigger than in many ways the previous bailout, absolutely everybody is on board with the bailout, including the queen of fighting bailouts, Elizabeth Warren.
I don't even know what to say.
You can see why I spend a lot of time offshore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a sick country.
What's he what'd you say?
It's a sick country.
Yes.
This is a sick country.
But it's also a beautiful country full of beautiful human beings and it has incredible potential.
So I can the politics in this country are satanic.
The human beings in this country are oppressed and abused and really not any much, you know, like many people in many countries.
And unlike those people, there still is a vastly more liberty and freedom to interact and have conversations like the one that we're having and organize and all these things.
Now, that may not be that satisfying and this may be discouraging, but still relative to a lot of places, America is not a bad place to be as a human.
It's just you need to adjust to the fact that it's run by the wealthy.
The wealthy run the government at the expense of the people, but the wealthy run the government at the expense of the people everywhere.
So it's just America is the same.
So yeah, we need to thought it was different.
We were raised to believe that it was different in the mythology.
Well, we had FDR.
You know, we had Teddy Roosevelt.
We had that.
And, you know, we had, we have the history, you know, of us breaking away from King, right?
And all the aspirational rhetoric.
That's right.
So we have all that.
But now people are really realizing that, you know, our country is run by rotten criminals who enrich themselves at the expense of everybody else.
And they still tell you you can't have health care.
How are you going to pay for it?
It's funny, right?
And then for some people.
And then they're $10 trillion up.
Anyway, we got to get it.
And the joke explains itself.
Yeah.
How are you going to afford a healthcare system that's less expensive?
That's really what they're saying.
And Bernie Sanders is.
It's less expensive and creates a more creative, more dynamic economy and liberates more people.
It sounds like a disaster.
And when you watch Bernie Sanders debating Joe Biden and he can't land a knockout punch, nor will he even throw it over Medicare for All, does your head explode when you see Joe Biden get off the hook on television, say, how are you going to pay for a healthcare plan that's less expensive and he gets away with it and Bernie Sanders can't lay a fucking glove on him?
Does it blow your mind?
I mean, Bernie was a guest, as you know, on my show, you know, a decade ago on a regular basis.
And I have a strong relationship with him historically and all and all, and I have some very strong level of familiarity.
I've always been stunned that not only that no one goes in and makes the very clear argument that the net cost of a Medicare for all is vastly cheaper than the current system because nothing is more expensive than the current system, especially if you not just Medicare for all, but Medicare for all with a restructuring on pricing in pharma and hospitals.
It's not just Medicare for all.
We just pay them whatever they want.
But the fact that no one has been able to come out of it, let alone Bernie Sanders and simply make it clear that this is cheaper, one.
And two, by doing this, you eliminate the dependence on jobs for health care, which allows for a creative and dynamic workforce to have vastly more ability to take risk and reform and move around in a way that allows them to adapt to a very fast-changing world.
So there's a very, very, very strong economic argument not to take your people Hostage in jobs that they can't leave because if they do leave, they lose their health care.
That's very bad for your economy.
Not to mention, you're paying for a more expensive system that's keeping your workers hostage that's completely out of sync with the global standard for health care at the most advanced countries in the world, of which America obviously is trying to catch up.
Okay, Dylan, it's uh, yeah, I'm glad you have some emotional distance from it this time.
Me too.
Thank God.
It was pretty intense last time.
I was in quite quite, I was so betrayed.
I thought I was quite stunned last time.
I now am more sort of, I have, I have a, I see it more clearly, and so it doesn't, it's sort of it's one thing if a dog that you think is nice bites you, it's more of an offensive thing.
But when a nasty dog with rabies behaves like a nasty dog with rabies, you can't take it personally.
So you were, so you were still under the thinking back in 2009 or 2010.
Eight, nine, yeah, that the people on Wall Street were rational actors.
No, I was under the, yeah, I was under the impression that there was enough policy weight in America to recognize the mistakes that have been made and adjust them.
And what I, what I really didn't realize was that the reason nothing was happening was not because of the resistance from the Republicans, which was obvious and apparent.
It was because of the internal resistance of the center left to do anything, which is exactly what you're seeing here.
So, like the Nancy Pelosi's, the Chuck Schumers, they're not really.
The Pelosi-Schumer faction is the most dangerous political community in America.
I agree.
And doesn't it drive you?
It drives me nuts when I see the blue checks on Twitter and the assholes at MSNBC calling her a master legislator.
And she's the check we have on Trump.
She just passed his entire legislative agenda, you chumps.
They're on the same page.
Yes.
And that's what no one wants to restructure.
They are actively restructuring the American economy in a way that simply consolidates ownership of assets to a smaller and smaller group in the private sector, using each catastrophe as an opportunity to use taxpayer money to accomplish that.
And then they call it a bailout for the people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this is just a big con and because the people who own the government are now going to, they're just extracting wealth.
That's right.
No, they're just getting free money from the taxpayer to go to buy distressed assets from Americans at a time when the assets are distressed because of the biological catastrophe.
So there's so basically because you have a lot of people that are in distress from the catastrophe, it's a great opportunity to rapaciously strip them of all their assets and make them your tenant and take away all their ownership.
But the only way you can do that is if you have money.
And so the only place you can really get money is from the government.
And so you get these big companies that get the money from the government so that the big financial institutions get the money from the government so that they can then just raid all the assets and take complete ownership of everything.
And so you don't think the American – And Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren say, looks good to me.
So we've been betrayed by our entire political class, including our pretend heroes of Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders.
Unequivocally.
Wow.
Staggeringly so.
So you're going to see a lot of reports about how Bernie got this language into the bill to protect workers.
That's going to be the narrative, right?
I mean, there's all sorts of little cutesy narratives on the edges.
Okay.
But the fact is that somebody should have stopped this bill.
And the fact that you understand the political, it's stunning to me because the political value of somebody standing up and saying this bill is garbage.
Sure, you have to support the banks.
You can't have a financial crisis.
But at the same time, you must have intense strings attached to any money that comes out, one.
And two, you have to provide universal income and universal health care at least for the duration of the crisis.
That is obvious to any human being, regardless of your political persuasion.
The willingness to consciously not see the obvious is impressive to me, actually.
It's sort of, I've sort of been learning about the degree of human mental illness and its ability to only see what it wants to see.
And this is a staggering example.
I don't even know.
I really, I don't even, I don't even want to do the rest of the show.
It's going to be great, Jimmy.
I try to, I don't mean to be, I don't want to take you to a dark place.
Just because the American government is corrupt doesn't mean that Americans or the world is doomed.
Every government in the world is corrupt.
It's just that the American government is similarly corrupt or uniquely corrupt in its own way, but there is no more merit in the American government than really any other government in the world.
And that's a little bit heartbreaking for people who want to believe that it's a different place than that.
But it's not.
But it doesn't necessarily mean that it is there are worse places in the world to live than America.
We put it that way.
A lot worse.
There's still a standard and quality of function and life here that is deteriorating, yes, and being consolidated by the corrupt government, yes, but it's still vastly superior to most of the many, many parts of the world, to put it that way.
Okay.
Dylan Radigan.
Now I feel like you're never going to have me back.
Well, you know, the problem is that this is because they're taking advantage of this biological crisis, and we also can't protest because of this biological crisis, nor will we probably be able to protest for another year until there's a goddamn vaccine.
Pretty brilliant on their part, wouldn't you say?
Yeah, yeah, which I'm sure a lot of people out there right now are going, well, this sounds like they invented this virus, and it sounds like this.
Oh, this is the perfect storm because the whole economy was about to crash anyway.
And this is the perfect way they can blame it on the virus while getting their bailout.
And, you know, so you know, there's that.
Those theories are going on.
I mean, listen, you won't take it to the most extreme.
The Bilderbergs invented it to kill all the people to take all the money.
I mean, I can take you there.
The opportunity for speculation and sort of whatever your own pre-existing paranoia might be, a situation like this creates an opportunity just to go hog wild in your little squirrel brain, wherever you may be.
Because you can't imagine the level of evil that is being perpetrated right now, right?
It's unbelievable.
It's again, it's mind-boggling.
And the fact that it's also much more sophisticated.
It's extremely sophisticated and gentle.
It's all being done in the context of helping you.
Of a bailout, we're saving you.
There you go.
Now you're learning.
Yeah, we're going to save you.
We're going to give you health care for five minutes.
Okay, I can't stand anymore.
What am I supposed to do right now?
I feel helpless.
Am I supposed to do anything?
Oh, no.
No, what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to love the people around you, listen to some fine Italian music, dance, and help everybody understand that the political system is completely detached from the interests of the American people.
But that doesn't mean that you should be mean to each other or yourself.
Well, as soon as we can get out in the streets, I'm going to get a yellow vest and a bullhorn, and we're going to do something.
Yeah, I mean, listen, just stay six feet apart from your fellow protesters.
In your cars, you can't do a fucking protest like that, and they know it.
I like Steph's suggestion.
If everybody goes out in their cars and just sits in their cars, beeps their horns, honks their horns, puts a yellow vest on their car.
So, I mean, do you see any way out of it?
There's no way out of this.
Things are just going to get shittier.
Income inequality is going to get more exacerbated, and things are going to get worse for the regular people.
On average, yes.
Some people, I mean, because of the way this is moving around, there are huge sectors of the economy on the virtual digital sort of vapor world that we live in that are huge beneficiaries of this transition that will continue to be.
And that's not just big business.
That's lots of little businesses as well.
So it's not quite that black and white.
But when the U.S. government gets involved, they get involved on behalf of large banks and corporations and put them in a position where they become the only person with money at a time when there's financial distress, which allows them to then accumulate more and more assets at everybody else's expense.
And it's one thing if they're, and the irony, of course, is the people whose assets they're buying or whose houses they're kicking them out of are being bought or kicked out of with their own money, which was given to the person buying them by their representatives.
That makes sense?
Yeah, I followed that.
No problem.
The person.
It's going to be like, as if Jimmy is if you gave me your money, Jimmy, to then buy my house.
Buy your house.
And then you kick me out.
That's right.
Yeah, that's, I know.
It's a crazy, it's crazy.
I pay my taxes.
The government takes my taxes, give it to the rich guy.
The rich guy kicks me out of my house with my money.
There you go.
Yeah.
And that's the system.
That's the system Barack Obama engendered, engineered.
Yeah, Barack Obama, no, Barack Obama certified it.
I mean, it was up for debate in 2009 and 2010 after Barack Obama had the opportunity to not do this.
But Nancy Pelosi and the Democratic Party worked with President Obama to make sure that he put in a really, really bad health care law that was really good at giving lots of money to health insurance companies while claiming to give more coverage, but not worrying about the fact that the pricing and all the everything else about it was a disaster.
And while doing that screwed up health care bill, they were able to distract attention from the cover-up of the financial theft that they just completed.
And now it went so well that they're able to do nine months' worth of financial chicanery in a week.
And where is Barack Obama right now?
Where is Barack Obama's leadership?
Where is he at?
Nowhere.
You know when he gets in?
He gets in to tell Pete Boudigance to endorse Joe Biden.
He gets in to twist arms and tell everybody to get on board with the established.
Where is he?
What's his call?
Where is he?
He showed up when the Democrats needed him to make sure that Joe Biden got the nomination.
That's right.
But where is he now?
He's now out of his 48-acre house on Martha's Vineyard.
He doesn't give a shit about you.
Barack Obama never gave a shit about you.
Barack Obama is the reason why 5.1 million families got kicked out of their house.
He's the reason why you don't have health care.
And he's the reason why this is happening right now.
Okay.
Dylan Radio.
But at least he probably has a good position with the banks and private equity firms.
So he'll probably be able to buy a lot more assets with this situation because he's on the right side of the table.
Yes, of course.
All right.
Dylan Radigan, very depressing.
Thank you for.
Always here for you, James.
Always here for you.
Okay.
Talk to you again.
All right.
Thanks, Jimmy.
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Oh, my.
Land's sakes alive.
This is a crisis, Jimmy, and we must act almost immediately, if not very soon, or in the very near future at least, allowing for the Democratic process to take its course.
We're all waiting, Senator.
We need swift, bold action.
A pandemic doesn't care about process, okay?
Bite your tongue, young man.
Well, what exactly is going on?
Well, first and foremost, you can rest assured that under my masterful leadership, Congress is moving forward in a bipartisan fashion to address the important issue that maybe everybody shouldn't die for no good reason.
Okay, well, that kind of sounds promising.
And by everybody, I mean all those poor souls fleeing Manhattan right now for that grueling drive up of 95 to their summer beach houses in Maine.
That strip of road is so boring.
It's literally murder.
What exactly is your party's plan?
You can find out everything you need at schumer.senate.justsaynoto death.gov.
Have you seen my page, Jimmy?
It's really great.
Joe Biden's team helped me set it up.
It's got three colors, blue, light blue, and incomprehensible haze.
No, I haven't seen it yet yet.
No.
Well, be careful.
Someone told me it's infected with a virus.
Read from a distance.
The Justice Department wants to arrest people indefinitely without trial during emergencies.
What's your official response to that, Chuck?
As master of the Senate, I would have to say two words.
Heck no.
I'm sorry, Jimmy.
Excuse my swear word.
I'm not some grumpy old grouch who says the word fuck like Bernie Sanders.
I'm so committed to civility, not only will I never say that word, I also won't engage in what it means.
That's how dedicated I am.
Okay, but what exactly are you doing to save our lives right now, Chuck?
From the beginning, Democrats have insisted on more money for our hospitals and our medical systems.
Uh-huh.
But not enough to fund health care for everybody?
Oh, come on, Jimmy.
Too much of something is not a good thing.
What happens when somebody gives you a big plate of freak cupcakes?
I take a few for myself and Steph.
Exactly.
You take the whole thing and eat it all in one night and fall deathly ill.
That's not what I said, Chuck.
But that's what you meant.
So let's take this one step further.
What happens when somebody gives everybody free health care?
Do you have a country that's prepared for a deadly pandemic?
Exactly.
You eat too much and die from too much health care.
Right now, Americans don't want free health care.
They want answers.
Answers to what?
When and where to start stacking the bodies.
Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Is it going to be alternate side stacking?
Will there only be neighborhood permit stacking?
Or can you just leave your Grammy at the recycling center?
These are the important questions facing us today.
And together, I'm confident we can face them together.
Except for the rest of us hiding in our Long Island bunkers.
Thank you, Jimmy.
Now stay off my property and stay the hell away from my family.
So now let's tell you about Joe Biden being a Joe Biden being a sexual harasser.
It's worse.
If you digitally penetrate someone's vagina with your finger, that's digital penetration.
I'm pretty sure that's rape.
So there's a woman.
Her name is Alexandra Tara Reed.
She's a former intern for Leon Panetta, former Senate aide to Joe Biden.
She's on the Katie Helper podcast this week.
And Katie Helper says this is a story that she has been trying to tell since it happened to her in 1993.
It's a story about sexual assault, assault, retaliation, and silencing.
Tara had already come forward about part of her story.
After Lucy Flores accused Joe Biden of touching her inappropriately, Tara Reed was one of the other seven women to share their own stories about Biden.
Reed told reporters about the way he would put his hands on her shoulders, run his fingers up and down her neck.
She considered talking about the rest of her story, which is way worse.
She considered talking about the rest of her story, but she didn't because her claims of sexual harassment got her doxed and smeared as a Russian agent.
That was in April of 2019.
Then in January 2020, Reed tried to come forward again.
This time, she contacted Time's Up Now.
That's that sexual harassment organization that's just been Time's Up.
And as Ryan Grimm at the intercept reported, the organization, Time's Up, Time's Up Now, said that they couldn't help her.
Why?
Because Joe Biden was a candidate for federal office and supporting a case against him could jeopardize their nonprofit status.
He also pointed out that the public relations firm that works on behalf of the Times Up Legal Defense Fund is SKD Knickerbocker.
And SKD's Knickerbocker, the public relations firm that works on behalf of Time's Up Legal Defense Fund, SKD Knickerbocker, whose managing director, Anita Dunn, is the top advisor to president to Joe Biden's presidential campaign.
And now you know the rest of the story.
So somebody was harassed by Joe Biden.
They go to Time's Up Now to report it.
The person running the Time's Up Now is actually working for Joe Biden.
And so they tell her to go shut up.
There were no witness.
So not surprisingly, there were no witnesses to the alleged sexual assault, but Tara's brother and her good friend, each of whom I've spoken with, recall being told about the assault by Tara at the time when it happened in 1993.
This is a story that should have been looked into.
Tara reached out to countless people to try to tell her story, and nobody would, not even the one organization that was made to support women like her.
So you want to hear her story?
So this is about five minutes long, and it's pretty brutal what Joe Biden did.
Pretty brutal.
This is an actual physical assault.
You ready for this?
Watch this.
And said, I want you to take this to Joe.
He wants it.
So she had to bring like a duffel bag to Joe Biden.
So her boss, she's in the office, calls her and says, hey, you need to bring this to Joe Biden right away.
And he's over somewhere else.
So she's bringing it to him.
You to bring it.
Hurry.
And I said, okay.
And it was a gym bag.
She said, you know, take the gym bag.
She called it athletic bag.
And, you know, she said he was down towards the Capitol and he'll meet you.
And so I went down and I was heading down towards there.
And he was at first talking to someone.
I could see him at a different distance.
And then they went away.
And then we were in like the side.
It was like the side area.
And he just said, hey, come here, Tara.
And then I handed him the thing and he greeted me.
He remembered my name.
And then we were alone.
And it was the strangest thing.
There was no like exchange, really.
He just had me up against the wall.
And I was wearing like a skirt and, you know, business skirt, but I wasn't wearing stockings.
It was kind of a hot day, a day, and I was wearing heels.
And I remember my legs had been hurting from the marble, you know, of the Capitol, like walking.
And so I remember that kind of stuff.
I remember like, I was wearing a blouse and he just had me up against the wall and the wall was cold.
And I remember he, it happened all at once.
The gym bag, I don't know where it went.
I handed it to him, was gone.
And then his hands were on me and underneath my clothes.
And yeah, and then he went, oh, he went down my skirt, but then up inside it.
And he Penetrated me with his fingers.
And he was kissing me at the same time and he was saying something to me.
He said several things and I can't remember everything he said.
I remember a couple of things.
I remember him saying first before, like as he was doing it, do you want to go somewhere else?
And then him saying to me, when I pulled away, he got finished doing what he was doing.
And I kind of was pulled back.
And he said, he said, come on, man.
I heard you liked me.
And it's that phrase stayed with me because I kept thinking what I might have said.
And I can't remember exactly if he said I thought or if I heard, but it's like he implied that I had done this.
Like, I don't know.
And for me, it was like, everything shattered in that moment because I knew like we were alone.
It was over, right?
He wasn't trying to do anything more.
But it's, I looked up to him.
He was like my father's age.
He was this champion of women's rights in my eyes.
And I couldn't believe it was happening.
It didn't seem, it seems surreal.
And I just, I knew, I just felt sick because he, when he pulled back, he looked annoyed.
And he said something else to me that I don't want to say.
And then he said, I must have looked shocked.
And he grabbed me by the shoulders.
I don't know how I looked, but I must have looked something because he grabbed me by the shoulders and he said, You're okay.
You're fine.
You're okay.
You're fine.
And then he walked away and he went on with his day.
And what I remember next is being in the Russell building, like where the big windows are and the stairs by myself.
And my body, I was shaking everywhere because it was cold all of a sudden.
And I was, I don't know, I felt like I was shaking just everywhere.
And I was trying to grasp what had just happened and what I should do or what I should say.
But I knew it was bad because he was so angry.
Like when he left, like I could feel, you know, how when you know someone's angry, they don't necessarily say anything.
Like he smiles when he's angry and you can just feel it emanating from him.
Like, do you want to share that thing that you said you don't like?
You said, like, I don't want to say what he said, that thing he said to you.
Yeah, I can, I guess I could.
I mean, you don't have to.
That's okay.
It's just, it's almost like giving a weapon to them.
How so?
Well, it's like, I don't want them to know how much it hurt.
I don't, you know what I mean?
I don't want him to know when they, I don't know.
I like that you remembered it.
Yeah, just the, I don't know.
Um, but yeah, I can say it.
Um, yeah, there was something he said that I didn't want to say, and I didn't want to say it because it's the thing that stays in my head over and over.
Like, wait, and um, it's a thing that kind of stayed with me over the years.
But he said, um, when he had me against the wall after he had done, after I pulled away and he had said, Hey, you know, my origin liked me.
And I knew he was angry right after he took his finger.
He just like pointed at me and he said, You're nothing to me.
And then he just looked at me and he goes, You're nothing, nothing.
And then I must have reacted.
I think he only said it twice.
I said, But I, but I just heard the word nothing.
And I must have reacted because that's when he took me by the shoulders and he said, you know, you're okay.
You're fine.
You're okay.
But then afterwards, like, it kept replaying my head.
And like last April, when all that stuff came out, I got really, really sad about it.
And the thing that I remember most almost more than the assault itself was just being told I was nothing.
And he was right.
That's how people treated me.
That's how office treated me.
And I have no platform.
I am no one.
And to him, I'm nothing.
So, yeah.
So people want to know why women don't come forward.
That's a good example.
So there's Joe Biden, super predator.
That's the guy you're running against Donald Trump because he's a predator.
That's the guy.
The guy you're running against, grabbing by the pussy.
The guy who actually did grab someone by the pussy, someone who worked for him.
Joe Biden is a gross maniac criminal.
And if you digitally penetrate someone, isn't that rape?
And that's what he did.
So there's Alyssa Milano's hero.
There's someone Tulsi just endorsed.
There's someone Bernie's going to endorse.
Jesus Christ.
And nobody will believe that woman.
This story's out there.
I'm doing it on my show.
Katie Halper did it on her show.
No one's going to talk about this on the mainstream media.
And Joe Biden's not going to go to the next debate.
He's never going to answer a question about this.
Bernie wouldn't bring it up anyway.
Neither would the media.
Trump will.
Trump will.
Biden's a bigger creep than Trump.
God almighty.
Wow.
It's devastating.
That's what I think.
I think it's devastating for the victim.
Yes.
And this is one victim that has been able to come forward right now.
This story, among other stories, about Joe Biden.
But, you know, we already know that Joe Biden is not the man to run for president.
And somehow they're making him that he's supposed to be the guy.
It's, Jimmy, I'm depressed.
So it's very sad.
It's very sad.
And I, you know, I appreciate Katie Halper's work on this story.
My thoughts, of course, and concerns are with the victim.
I've said Joe Biden is worse than Trump because he's had more opportunity to do horrible things and he's done them.
You know, Donald Trump wrote an editorial about the about the Essential Park 5 saying that they should be imprisoned.
Joe Biden actually put black people in prison.
Joe Biden.
Joe Biden actually engineered the system that kicked people out of their houses.
Joe Biden actually sent people to die in Iraq.
Joe Biden wants people to die in Syria.
Joe Biden helped people die in Libya.
Joe Biden is why we have Trump.
People were so desperate after eight years of Joe Biden that they voted for Donald Trump because they're desperate.
Not because they're assholes, because they're fucking desperate.
And there's proven it to us again.
they're not taking care of anybody Demented raping death rattle, Joe Biden.
What if Trump starts calling him the raper?
That'd be nice if he started doing that.
And then everybody would hear her story.
What a Joe Biden.
This is your Democratic Party giving you Joe Biden, and everybody's going to fall in line behind him.
Everybody already did, except for Bernie.
It's coming.
Hello?
Hi, Jimmy.
This is Senator Social Distancing Mitt Romney calling to remind you to keep buying things.
Oh, and above all, don't panic.
I'm doing fine.
Keep buying things?
If you don't keep buying things, all our local small businesses will have to downsize and buy out their stocks and give bonuses to their CEOs.
And who are you with?
Senator Cornyn, David Perdue, and Lindsey Graham.
Of course, we're all practicing social distancing, especially from Lindsay.
Sometimes I wonder about that guy.
But I like John Cornyn's smile.
He's really with it.
So what did you guys come up with?
With hundreds of CEOs fleeing to island safe houses every day and employers being forced to berate their workers by Skype, this is no time for Dems to dither.
Don't dither, Dems.
What are the details of your plan, Mitt?
Simple.
$500 billion to help small mom-and-pop businesses like General Electric and Boeing.
Aren't you quarantining yourself, Mitt?
Oh, don't worry about me, Jimmy.
My test came up negative.
Why do you get a test when millions of Americans have nothing?
I pulled myself up from my own immune system, fella.
Maybe if you cared more about yourself instead of others, you wouldn't be at the mercy of psychopaths like me.
Whoops, I didn't say that.
That was Pierre Delecto.
He's incorrigible.
So I take it you're not happy with Bernie Sanders' provision that boosts unemployment benefits?
That's right.
It's shameful of people like Bernie Sanders to use a pandemic relief bill as leverage to give pandemic relief.
I mean, come on, right?
Remember, corporations are people, my friend.
You bunch of dumb a-holes.
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