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July 11, 2018 - Jimmy Dore Show
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Get ready for an outstanding entertainment program.
The Jimmy Dore Show.
Hi, this is Jimmy.
Who is this?
Vince Vaughn, baby.
Oh, hey, Vince.
How are you, buddy?
Good, Jims.
But more importantly, I want to keep it civil.
You hear me?
Civil discourse.
Okay.
That's the problem with this goddamn country.
Liberals have forgotten how to be fucking civil with people they don't agree with.
How so, Vince?
Well, just look at what's going on.
Sarah Bumblebee Sanders or whatever.
I did see that she can't concern a restaurant.
She can't eat her shrimp and grits in peace.
She gets kicked out like it's segregation all over again.
I'm sorry.
I thought we were through that ugly chapter in American history.
Yeah, yeah, I don't think.
And now, and now, you saw this.
Scott Pruitt, a perfect southern gentleman and a scholar, I assume, was confronted on camera by some angry mom lady holding her dumb kid as leverage.
Come on.
Saying that he should resign for the EPA.
How dare she?
How dare she?
Why can't our civil servants still be eaten peace?
Yeah, well, Vince, you know, she.
It's outrageous.
This principle man, this tribune of the American people, can't enjoy a fine meal without some Michelle Pfeiffer from Scarface Lady making a scene at a restaurant.
Vince, I think these calls for civility that you are echoing are foolish and misguided.
Oh, yeah, fuck you.
Okay, well, that's not very civil, is it, Vince?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're an enemy of America.
You don't count.
Plus, we're both Chicago guys.
We can talk that way to each other.
Okay, there is that, I grant you.
But aside from that, Scott Pruitt is essentially dismantling the EPA, removing almost all protection of our compromise ecosystem at the behest of greedy corporations who don't care about the planet.
That's pretty uncivil, isn't it?
Oh, okay.
Let me guess.
You're one of these global warming guys, huh?
Uh, yeah.
Well, let me tell you something, Co-Chiefs.
The earth is a rigid bitch who can't be fucked with.
Science has proven this again and again.
We couldn't change her if we tried, Jimmy Door.
Believe me, I've dated women like the earth.
Okay.
Besides, I don't notice it getting warmer, do you?
Yes, I do, actually.
Well, turn up the AC.
I don't know what to tell you.
So we are supposed to be civil to Trump's goons while they are literally ruining our country.
But meanwhile, Trump can call the press the enemy of the people and call for violence against the people who disrupt his rallies.
Yeah, fuck them.
Curb stop them.
They're enemies of the people.
That's so exhilarating to think and say, I feel really alive right now, Jimmy Door.
I'm not going to lie.
Why haven't people done this before?
I think they have, actually.
Anyway, you know me.
I speak truth to power.
I do it on my show.
But I assure you, if I had the chance to do it in real life to one of these ghouls, I certainly would do so.
Well, you're not.
You're not any better than the rest of them or anybody else.
No, I'm not.
How dare you, Jimmy Door?
Let me tell you something, Pally.
The right is no longer going to be bullied by people who say that they don't like what Donald Trump is doing.
We're not going to put up with it anymore.
We're not.
Why, just last week, I started a barfire with a guy who said that he thought Trump was a liar.
Can you believe that?
A liar?
Our president of this great country?
My friends had to stop me from stopping his head in.
Jesus.
Yeah, we're not going to put up with it anymore.
We're going to demand civility or there will be blood in the streets.
You don't like Trump?
Well, don't say words about it unless you want parts of your body not working anymore.
I'll do it myself.
I'll help you find the cost of freedom.
Crosby's still snatching young.
Vince, I really disagree with you here.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you say that to my face?
I better go to bed now, okay?
Enjoy your heat waste, s***.
*laughter*
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It's hard to talk here, T-Vale.
And now, here's a guy who sounds a lot like me.
It's Jimmy Dore.
Everybody, welcome to this week's Jimmy Dore show.
We're in Chicago this week.
Show's already sold out, so let's just get to the jokes before we get to the jokes.
Hey, Scott Pruitt had to leave work, everybody.
The EPA, head of the EPA, Scott Pruitt, had to leave work because, you know what?
He was creating a bad environment.
Let's say what's coming up on today's show.
Paul Manafort.
He's being prosecuted.
What is he being prosecuted for?
The answer just may surprise you.
You know, Paul Manafort.
He's the former Trump campaign manager.
We'll tell you.
Also, progressive champion of the middle class and the poor, Ed Schultz, died, which is sad, but thank God he was smeared in the corporate media.
We'll take a look at that.
Tucker Carlson says the Democrats are plotting a coup.
No kidding.
They're wiped out at every level of government, but Tucker Carlson still finds a way to make you afraid of Democrats' takeover.
Plus, McCarthyism on Martha's Vineyard.
Can't say it ain't true.
Plus, we got phone calls today from George Clooney, Vladimir Putin, and Double V Vince Vaughn.
Plus a lot lot more.
That's today on the Jimmy Door Show.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to Jimmy Door Show.
I'm here with RJ Escow is here from the Zero Hour.
How are you doing, Richard?
I'm doing great, ma'am.
Everybody, check out the Azero Hour.
Where can they find it?
Patreon.com slash the zero hour.
Fantastic.
We're taking a look at immigration on today's show, and Tucker Carlson did a nice segment.
And by nice, I mean bizarre.
Let's just start it.
He's talking about growing extremism on the left.
Meanwhile, signs of growing extremism in this country on the left are everywhere.
Just yesterday, a Congolese immigrant shut down the Statue of Liberty, our Statue of Liberty, to protest.
First of all, I don't get a nitpick.
Our Statue of Liberty.
You know, the one we built and paid for.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That was a gift from France.
Our Statue of Liberty.
You know, the one that's supposed to be here for immigrants?
The one that's supposed to be a beacon to harbor and call all the immigrants to our country.
Give me your poor, tired, your huddled masses yearning to be free.
That says a whole country made of immigrants.
I mean, that's that symbol of immigrants that's ours and not the fucking immigrants.
And you left out with the poem that was written by the Jewish socialist.
Oh, that's right.
Who is that?
Emma Lazarus.
Oh, okay.
Well, I don't, you say it like I should know it.
Yeah, come on, man.
I know Lazarus.
Jewish socialist.
Go, girl.
You think you're talking to someone who's not dumb.
Sorry, I didn't mean to sound condescending or voter shaming.
It's funny that what he's here.
Let's start it again.
Meanwhile, signs of growing extremism in this country on the left are everywhere.
Just yesterday, a Congolese immigrant shut down the Statue of Liberty, our Statue of Liberty, to protest the Trump administration's immigration policies.
Statue of Liberty, symbol for immigrants.
It's a symbol of welcoming immigrants.
That would be the perfect place to make a protest about immigration.
Wouldn't that make sense?
But it's Tucker's statue.
That's our statue.
Mommy, you touch my statue.
There's a lot more to this.
The left applauded that.
But take three steps back and think about what you're watching right here.
Three steps, not two, not one step.
One step, you'll probably go, oh, it still looks like a, it makes sense.
Two steps, still looks like it makes sense.
Three steps, what the fuck is going on?
Okay, here we go.
We're going to take three steps.
And this is what you'll see if you take three steps.
Congo is a war-ravaged hellscape, a country noted for mass rape and cannibalism.
Imagine escape.
Nice.
Nice.
And so if you're from there, you should never say anything ever about anything or injustice anywhere else in the world.
Because you come from the Congo.
You better come here and shut your fucking mouth.
And don't touch the statue.
And don't touch the statue.
That's my statue.
This is what he's saying.
Country like that and being welcomed in our country, the United States.
You'd be grateful, wouldn't you?
Many Congolese are grateful.
This person is not grateful at all.
So if you come to, if you're an immigrant to the United States and you engage in protests to help make that country better, you are not grateful for our country.
Well, sir, I would have to disagree with Tucker Carlson because George Washington came to this country.
Was he born here?
I don't know.
I don't think he could become a British soldier if he was born here, right?
You got to come from Britain.
No, I think they, I don't know.
There were many generations of British settlers here before the Revolution.
Yes.
He might have been born here.
He probably was.
Oh, boy, that joke would have been a lot better had I researched it.
He wasn't born here at all.
Go ahead, tell your joke.
No, but it's just the whole goddamn country of immigrants.
So you're saying an immigrant can't come here.
They should just shut their mouth and they should never try to protest.
By the way, protesting, that's also a great tradition in America.
It's weird that he's saying these people don't like America when he's actually not.
And I want to talk about the world.
Oh, George Washington.
He was born in Virginia.
Colonial Virginia.
Yeah, colonial Virginia.
So that does recognize.
I was trying to break it to you easy.
But Tom Payne wasn't born here.
Oh, there you go.
He came over here from England and he stirred up all kinds of shit.
And he's a hero.
Except to Tucker Carlson, because he should be grateful that we let him in that hellscape that was London.
And by the way, he was getting rickets.
He never says, notice how this privileged, pasty-faced, smug, white boy with a TV show never says he should be grateful for the system that allowed him to get he can be as ungrateful as he wants to be.
But this woman let her do a protest, so he's all up in arms.
He worked really hard to pick out the pile of soil he happened to have been born on.
He worked real hard for that, Tucker Carlson did.
And by the way, we've covered Tucker's work here before and praised it.
Not kidding.
So he did good work on the gas attacks in Douma and in Syria.
He told the truth about Syria.
I don't know why they let him do that, but he did.
This is funny to me to watch him do this, so I'm going to play it.
Here we go.
One of our monuments to scream about how racist we are.
He likes that.
He likes that our monument, our thing.
It's just we are.
And progressives support her.
They have gone insane.
On MSNBC, New York Times column is miss.
Progressives have gone insane.
But you get the our thing, too, is like as opposed to them, right?
Because it's not just ours.
It's like them, us, them.
It's setting up the other and blaming problems on the other who are ungrateful.
What happened to liberals?
Well, a lot of things.
One, they lost power, and that drove them off the deep end.
They planned to.
They did lose power.
It did not drive them off the deep end because they're still advocating for the same moderate Republican ideals and policies.
Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Chuck Schumer cheering on Trump's foreign policy.
So they don't want single payer.
They don't want free college.
I'm talking about the Democratic leadership.
It hasn't made them go off the deep end to be progressive.
Their power back, no matter what it takes.
A new book by Professor David Ferris is called It's Time to Fight Dirty, and it explains how the left plans to do it.
So he got some book by some guy I never heard of.
I got that.
I had that guy on my show.
He did good.
Yeah, he was good.
Do you know this guy?
Who is he, David Ferris?
He's a political science professor, and the title just means, you know what?
If they're going to jack the Supreme Court, for example, then add five more seats.
Yeah, so they're all sensible ideas.
So he has.
Yeah, so well, here's some of his ideas.
Here we go.
Here's the summary of the book from Politico.
Quote, grant statehood to D.C. and Puerto Rico and break California.
First of all, I'm all for that.
Of course.
Grant statehood to D.C. and Puerto Rico.
That sounds great.
There's a simple reason why they're not states now because they're primarily brown and black people.
There you go.
So, yeah, of course.
So now, the next thing I'm not crazy about, he says, I mean, into seven with the goal of acting.
So to break California into seven different states.
I'm not for that.
I wasn't for that either.
And I told the guy that.
And he said, well, we can debate the.
We agree with her on that.
But the reason why he wants to do that is this.
Watch this.
16 new Democrats to the Senate.
So we would have 16 more Democrats to the Senate.
So in theory, that's not a bad theory because the Senate gives way more power to rural people.
Right.
You're way overrepresented.
California has the same amount of senators as Montana.
Montana doesn't have as many people in the state as I do in my congressional district.
But what about people forget about this?
There are states with two senators, one congressperson.
Montana is one of them.
Montana.
So you're overrepresented in the Senate.
So Tucker doesn't tell you that.
Oh, by the way, you know the Senate is rigged towards rural white people.
You know that, right?
So he doesn't tell you that part.
He's just telling you how thems are going to fight dirty.
Expand the Supreme Court and the federal courts, packing them with liberal judges.
The Supreme Court, you can do that if you want.
You can expand it.
It's not in the Constitution.
Congress can expand it.
Right.
Congress can.
But you'd have to have Congress do it.
Right.
So you have to win Congress first.
There you go.
Move to multi-member House districts to roll back the effects of partisan gerrymandering.
I think that's also kind of, I don't know if I totally understand what that is.
Do you understand what that is?
Not completely, but I certainly agree we should roll back the effects of gerrymandering.
Gerrymandering, which, by the way, I now just moved to Maryland, just outside D.C., which is totally gerrymandered by Democrats, just so you know.
Yeah.
But Republicans have gerrymandered more.
Either case, you shouldn't gerrymander.
Everybody should have equal say.
Well, what's the connection to multi-member house districts?
I don't know.
You know, what he's doing, I think he's just throwing out a bunch of ideas to get people to think.
Think out of the box.
They have to get invaded out of the box and become aggressive.
Right.
And I'm for that.
I may not be for, in fact, I don't think that's a good idea.
I'm not for the California thing, but I get what he's saying.
Yeah, he's saying, look, you know what?
You want to play the games you've been playing for 40 years?
Yeah.
How about this?
And as an attitude, I'm all for it.
Okay.
Pass a new Voting Rights Act, including nationwide automatic voter registration.
I'm for that too.
Yep.
I'm for that.
These all sound like good ideas.
These are things that frighten right-wingers, apparently, because Tucker's saying them like they're scary.
Yeah.
That's called fighting dirty.
This is how Dems will fight dirty.
They're going to allow people to vote.
It's fucking how underhanded of them.
Animals, really.
Well, they're also going to treat felons like humans.
Keep going.
Oh, here we go.
Enfranchisement and an end to voter ID laws.
Oh, good idea.
So felon infringement.
So felon and right now, felons, after they serve their time and pay their debt to society, they're not allowed to vote ever again, which doesn't make any sense.
Right.
And that's not that.
So they should get rid of that.
You've already paid your debt to society.
You should be allowed to be a productive member of society and vote.
Grant citizenship to millions of undocumented immigrants, creating a host of new Democratic-leaning voters.
So Ronald Reagan did that in the 80s, by the way.
Granted citizenship to millions of undocumented immigrants.
Did he not do that, Richard?
I was alive when he did that.
Yeah, he did that.
Yeah.
Why not?
I think it's the right thing.
I'm with you.
They're here contributing to our economy.
We have net zero immigration, meaning that just as many people leave the United States from Mexico as come to the United States from Mexico.
So it's net zero immigration.
I'd be all for if they're here, they're productive.
Here we go.
As Ferris puts it in the book, quote, Republicans have always feared that immigration would change the character of American society.
Democrats should reward them with their very worst nightmare.
So Republicans have always feared that immigration would change the character of American society, and Democrats should reward them by making immigration happen, is what he's saying.
Yeah, but I would add that Republicans didn't fear that immigration would change society when their ancestors were immigrating to this country.
It's only after that they started.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember that paragraph.
It is the blueprint for what we're about to see.
They're going to tell you it's about civil rights or some other principle they pretend to care about, but they're lying.
It's about seizing power and holding it.
That's their only aim.
They're deadly serious about it.
Well, you were grilling in the backyard last night.
They were plotting, in effect, a coup.
Because we know that if there's one thing liberals that defines the personality of a liberal, it's being ruthless about seizing power and using it for your own ends.
That has been the Democratic and the liberal way for the last 50 years.
Ruthless.
Ruthless.
Right now, the Republicans.
Why you are cooking your hot dogs?
The Republicans control every step of government.
The state houses, the state legislatures, the governorships.
They control the Congress.
They control the Senate.
They have the White House.
They control.
Oh, watch out.
There's a coup going to happen.
While you were singing the Oscar Meyer Wiener song around the barbecue, they were plotting.
Democrats can't.
Right now, Democrats are endorsing fucking right-wingers up in Rhode Island.
In Rhode Island right now, that's how shitty the Democrat.
You're really worried about the Democrats getting their act together and taking over fucking power?
Believe me, that's not happening.
On July 4th, while you were cooking your hamburger, several miles down, there were a bunch of Democrats with their veggie patties in guacamole planning a coup.
Yeah, not going to happen.
By the way, you left out the keynote.
Of course.
So there's Tucker Carlson.
Even though Republicans control every level of government, you should still be scared.
You can never not be scared.
But you know, it's not just that.
It's also the fact that an immigrant protested and touched our statue.
Yeah.
So it's what, I mean, that's got everything in it, right?
It's still, even though everything's great, you guys have power, you have the presidency, you have everything.
Trump's building a wall.
We're separating kids from their parents, the babies, from their mother.
We're doing all that.
Fucking watch out, baby.
Those dirty Mexicans are coming and they're going to take your country away from you.
They're going to come here and work.
What the fuck?
And yet, you know.
What are you afraid of?
Go ahead.
And the Chiron he gave it, extremism on the left.
Extremism.
You know, it's like a right-winger, it's like, it seems like three times a year, a right-winger goes out and shoots some police officers or firefighters or people on the streets.
All the mass shootings are right.
All the mass shootings are white Christians.
But you never hear extremism on the left.
No, they can shoot all the people they want, and it's not extremism, but somebody touches a statue.
Oh.
It's the end of the world.
Well, you never, you know, you have a Muslim ban because Muslims are terrorists and they might come here and shoot someone.
Although, you know, every mass shooting in America is done by pretty much by a white Christian.
Nobody wants to ban people from Christian countries or profile white Christians or profile white Christians.
Put informants in white churches.
And, you know, I mean, we should, look, it's just, that's where the terror is.
Yeah.
Oh, there's no doubt about it.
There's statistics on it.
And somehow they're always apprehended alive, too.
Yeah.
Isn't that amazing?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, so there's Tucker Carlson.
Even though the Republican, it's the Democrats who are sneak.
They're so sneaky, they've completely lost power at every level of government.
That's how sneaky those Democrats are.
You watch.
And they're extreme on the left.
They want to let felons vote.
They want to give a path to citizenship.
Is there no limit to the people they're willing to help?
No kidding, right?
They want to have proportional representation in the Senate.
They're extreme.
Nice job, Tucker.
We still like you.
Do you like him?
No.
BuzzFeed was in Montana.
I don't know if you've ever been to Montana.
I have.
Me too.
Very, how would you describe it?
Rural, very rural, very white.
Big sky.
Is that Big Sky Country?
It is Big Sky Country, you bet.
So they took a camera and they interviewed some young Trump supporters.
Look how young they are.
They are really young.
And they asked him, well, here we go.
What are the issues that are most important to you that Donald Trump has brought up this year?
I mean, the little wall, you don't want Mexicans.
Oh, he's got a door.
We don't want Mexicans.
Little kids.
Isn't that weird?
Just put anybody else.
We don't want Jews.
We don't want Italians.
We don't want the Irish.
We don't want too many Irish.
And so why is that important to you?
And so why is that important to you?
Because me, I have the people.
Yeah, and the Mexicans are coming over here and overpopulating it.
So, now nobody around them disagrees with what they're saying, by the way.
No, they were like chuckling.
Did you hear a little bit of like, oh, these cute kids?
Yeah, they're cute.
Yeah.
The Mexicans are overpopulating us.
So, you know, we, so people don't know this.
I'll say, we have net zero immigration.
Just as many people leave the United States for Mexico as people come from Mexico into the United States.
So it's net zero.
And the reason why they're coming here is because of our effed up drug war, which is we're X, we've exported it to Central America.
And so they're fleeing for their safety or capitalists are encouraging them to come here so they can exploit them for cheap labor.
So if you don't have a job because an immigrant took your job, an immigrant didn't take your job.
A capitalist, a capitalist took your job and gave it to someone who would work cheaper for them.
That's who took your job, the capitalist who gives out the jobs.
The kids talking like that, again, that's just, it's sad, A, and it's sad not because they're verbalizing a position I disagree with politically.
It's sad because it's ignorance.
It's not true what they're saying, and it's just xenophobia.
Well, and it's not their fault.
No, they weren't taught this.
That's what I mean.
That's why they were taught this.
It's a tragedy that these kids are talking about.
That's what I think.
Absolutely.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah.
Which is why I always go back to it's kind of our job to look at these kids are going to obviously, hopefully grow up someday, right?
Yeah.
And they're going to, if nothing changes, they're going to be ignorant as adults because they were raised in childhood in ignorance.
So rather than feeling, oh, I hate the Trump voters.
You know, it's just contempt, give them all our contempt.
They're despicable.
How about we, meaning those of us who are at least communicating about politics or whatever, try to educate them out of their ignorance instead of just judging them for their ignorance.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, this is one thing.
This is one thing that I admire people like Bernie or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for.
So they'll go and talk to people like this and they'll say, this is why you're wrong.
And nine out of ten will tell them to F off and they'll move on, but one out of 10 will change their mind.
And slowly but surely, that's how you make change, I think.
I don't know.
What do you think?
No, I have lots of Trump voters in my life.
And yeah, I engage them.
But, you know, people vote on emotions.
So that's why when you bring up specifics about Trump, they do it with Obama too.
I mean, this isn't germane to the Republican Party, that if you bring up, you know, negative stuff about the, they just ignore it because people vote out emotion.
I just want to let you know, we're not being overrun by Mexicans in America.
But I'm sure that's how they feel in Montana.
You're in Montana.
Is there even a Mexican in Montana?
So it'd be weird if our country got overrun with Mexicans, you know, especially in places like San Diego or San Francisco or Los Angeles.
I wonder where they have all those Spanish names.
Anyway.
Montana is a Spanish name, isn't it?
Is it Indian?
Is it Native American?
Is it Chief Montana?
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, maybe, I don't know.
I have to look up.
So I just want to let you know, we're not being overrun.
By the way, states with the most immigrants have the best economies also.
They don't come here to steal from you.
They come here to actually pick your fruit, work in your restaurants.
They fix your cars.
They do all the great things that everyone needs done, which is why they come here, and which is why the capitalists entice them to come here.
And by the way, there was an economic study done of immigrants in this country who come to this country and require social services when they arrive, which is basically like the Trump voters' biggest nightmare, right?
Net over the course of their career, they contributed to the economy more than they took.
Of course.
Right.
Even those that are the ones they scare, they come here and they need help and they need refugee centers and they need assistance.
Even people who take all of that by the end of their working lives, they have contributed to making this a more prosperous country.
That's, yes.
Well, I got to say, though, I don't understand.
I mean, I understand if you're a child and you're just repeating what you're talking about.
But if you are an adult and you live in Montana, I don't understand how you can say overpopulation is a big issue.
We are overpopulated.
My nearest neighbor is five miles away.
We are overpopulated.
Right?
You're in Montana.
You know, exactly.
That's like being in Las Vegas worrying about a flood.
You know, it's like.
Have you been to downtown Cheyenne in Wyoming?
I'm telling you.
It's getting overrun.
Rush hour is rough.
Rush hour is rough.
Cheyenne is rough.
That'd be like living in Las Vegas worrying about a blizzard.
How about that?
But it did snow there in 1986 on November 14th.
They got two inches.
Okay.
Thanks for the link.
Thanks for the link.
Because that's what's going to happen.
Someone will show me of a flood that happened in Las Vegas and they'll show me a blizzard.
It both happened, Jabe.
They both happened.
That's a scary, you know, that's scary.
And depressing.
Let's put it that way.
It's not scary.
It's depressing.
But, you know, you were saying before about how they, if you try to criticize Trump, they have an emotional reaction.
Maybe we shouldn't try to criticize Trump.
Maybe we should just forget Trump and tell them, like, you know, how much better their lives would be if they weren't, like you were saying before, if they weren't being screwed right and left.
But they're told the wrong thing everywhere they go.
Right.
Even on television and MSNBC, they're told, how are you going to pay for that?
They're told that you're a moocher.
There's countries that you're a moocher or you work 25 hours a day.
And it's reinforced in every corner of our culture, especially what people think is they're liberals.
And people now think, so these people and their parents think that we lived under eight years of socialism already and their lives suck.
No, we didn't.
We lived under moderate Republican Barack Obama.
So we never had progressive policies.
We never had liberal policies.
We've never had that.
Bill Clinton was a fucking right-winger.
This whole goddamn country has been shifted to the right, and that's the big problem.
And so.
That's why we got to take over the debate for ourselves.
That's why, you know, I work a lot on Medicare for all and people say, well, you can't go to Montana and tell people that their taxes are going to go up $5,000 a year to pay for Medicare for all.
And I say, you know what?
Right now, according to actuarial studies, the average family of four with good health care, quote unquote, under our employer system pays $11,900 a year out of pocket for health care services.
I will go to any street corner in America and tell people, do you want to pay $12,000 Or do you want to pay $5,000?
But Democrats, the leading Democrats anyway, won't do that.
I will take that on any day.
I will go to this town in Montana and say, I'll save you $7,000 a year.
You want the dealer, don't you?
I've been to that town in Montana, and I could communicate with those people.
Sure, absolutely.
They're people.
Yeah, they get jokes.
They get jokes.
Plus, I can sing Country Western music.
I did that for a living.
So goodbye, Montana.
All right.
You tell the jokes.
I'll sing the song.
Okay.
See you in Montana.
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No need for introduction as we know each other well, no?
You really need to get rid of that nobody's home, nobody's home, Beethoven's fifth greeting song.
Nobody's home, nobody's home.
It is no longer relevant to today's geopolitical socioeconomic arena.
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Hi, everybody.
Welcome to the Jimmy Door Show.
I'm here with Ron Placona, the miserable liberal Steph Zamarano.
Hi.
I'm miserable.
Howdy, howdy.
Howdy, howdy.
Well, Ed Schultz has died, and that was unexpected.
We were actually in contact with him to get him booked on the show.
We were.
Yes.
We were trading emails back and forth.
We were just about to nail down a date.
I really like that guy.
Me too.
I really liked Ed Schultz.
You know, what I really liked about him was that he told the truth and to the point where he was willing to get fired for it.
So if you know anything about Ed Schultz, he was very strong on the TPP.
I mean, he was strong against the TPP.
Comcast wanted the TPP.
So there was friction between him and MSNBC through that.
Here's how MSNBC covered his death.
We also want to take a moment now to mark the sudden passing of our former MSNBC colleague, Ed Schultz.
Ed anchored the Ed Show on MSNBC from 2009 to 2015.
He was a firebrand voice of the progressive left and the working class, starting each show with his signature phrase, let's get to work.
He began his broadcasting career in 1982 as a sports.
First of all, Ed Schultz is one of those guys I can never picture as young.
Right?
And then you see a picture of him here, you're like, holy crap.
And even there, he didn't look that young, even though he's, I think he's eight years old in that picture.
And so he still looked, he had the Keith Richards thing here.
He was still looking.
No, he was, did you know he was actually a star quarterback?
No.
Yes.
Really?
In high school?
In college.
Oh, college.
Yeah.
That's huge.
Okay.
Yeah, I didn't know that until I started until this.
Tater in North Dakota, later hosting a conservative political talk radio program, but rose to national prominence as a liberal radio talk show host.
Our friend and colleague Ed Schultz was 64.
You know, that's a very neutral obituary for him on MSNBC.
Of course, what are they not mentioning?
They're not mentioning why he was fired.
They're not mentioning where he went to work after MSNBC, which was RT.
Now, maybe MSNBC doesn't want to mention that because they feel it would tarnish them.
Because here's one of their guys who had a show on their network for years, and then he leaves and goes to RT.
So you guys were paying for a Putin puppet to be on your network.
Maybe that's why, you know what I mean?
No, I think that's a pretty good guess.
They kind of try to pretend it doesn't exist.
So they're the ones pushing the propaganda that there's a communist or there's a no, they're not even communists anymore.
That's the weird thing.
We don't even hate their ideology because they're crappy crony capitalists, just like we are in the United States now over in Russia.
So we just don't like them because they're Russian.
I'm just not saying we.
I'm saying the propaganda is that somehow they're our enemy.
They're our enemy again, even though Barack Obama said that was the 80s foreign policy to Mitt Romney.
Somehow they're right back being our Cold War enemy again.
Yeah, we need a scapegoat, so let's brush the dust off this one.
Yes, which is exactly what happened.
Exactly what happened.
I also watched Chris Hayes.
Or I didn't watch it.
Steph, you watched Chris Hayes, his obituary of Ed Schultz.
Now, he didn't mention why he was fired.
Nope.
There was no mention of that.
and did he mention Bernie Sanders not being allowed to be covered by nothing?
No.
Okay.
And I know another MSNBC show earlier in the morning, like at 2 a.m., they mentioned that Ed Schultz was working for the Kremlin.
The Kremlin broadcasting studio of RT.
I'm like the Kremlin.
That's like saying if he worked at the BBC, oh, he works for the Buckingham Palace as a BBC.
It's the BBC.
It's right in there.
British Broadcasting Company, RT, Russia Television.
We know.
You don't have to say Kremlin works for the Kremlin.
You work for Buckingham Palace.
So you see how stupid that sounds.
We work for the Comcast back, MSNBC.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's the chairperson of Comcast?
What's his house and what is it named?
Anyway, so what they don't tell you, obviously, is why he got fired.
And what they won't tell you is what he said about it.
And here it is.
And I want to make this very clear.
And I hope your audience consumes this.
There was more oversight and more direction given to me on content at MSNBC than there ever has been here at RT.
And I think.
So I know a lot of people, it's very popular to bash people who have shows on RT right now because the United States government and the establishment is engaged in a propaganda war against Russia right now.
So we're doing that Cold War thing again.
Like Ron said, we're dusting it off.
But the truth is, guys like Ed Schultz weren't allowed to tell his truth in America on corporate television in America.
So we had to find another outlet.
And he found RT, which a lot of great patriots are on there.
Larry King has a show on RT.
Ed Schultz has a show on RT.
Chris Hedges has a show on RT.
Chris Hedges, who got fired by the New York Times because he told the truth about the Iraq war.
You know who doesn't get fired by the New York Times?
The people who lied about the Iraq war.
Isn't that fantastic?
It has to be, we have to find a scapegoat, which they did.
And here's him saying, you know, actually, this scapegoat gives me much more editorial freedom than goddamn corporate comcast MSNBC, who fires people if they tell the truth about the war or the TPP over want to cover Bernie.
Well, he's going to tell you about Bernie Sanders right now.
That it's very sad that that story is not getting out.
I think it's many times I was told what to lead with on MSNBC.
Many times I was told what I was not going to do.
And I've got a story that had I not been involved in it, I would have never believed it.
And Phil Griffin, who I consider a friend to this day, was a watchdog far more than anything I am exposed to here at RT America.
Did he tell you what to say?
Did he tell you an angle to take?
Often.
In fact, when Bernie Sanders was announcing that he was going to be a candidate for the nomination of the Democratic Party in Burlington, Vermont, I was the only cable host between Fox, MSNBC, and CNN that was there live to cover it.
Now, there were live cameras there, but we had coordinated with the Sanders campaign that at five o'clock he was going to make his announcement, and we were going to cover this on the Ed Show.
I go to Bernie Sanders' house that afternoon and interview in the backyard about a 15-minute interview.
The grandkids are running around.
It's a big day for the Sanders family.
He's going to announce that he's running for president.
We're going to carry it live later on in the day, and we're going to run this one-on-one tape with Bernie.
3,000 people are there on Lake Champaign.
It's five minutes to air, and I get a phone call from Phil Griffin.
You're not covering this.
I said, Phil, Bernie Sanders is announcing he's running for president.
He's going to be a president.
I don't care.
You're not covering this.
And it got rather contentious.
And I don't, well, now you're asking me for opinion.
I'm giving you fact right now about what happened.
And other people who were there with me will attest the fact and back me up that this is what happened.
We were told that we had to cover something down in Texas that was totally meaningless in another press conference in Baltimore, which already had been in the news for a few days.
We're covering Bernie Sanders live.
We're coordinated with his campaign.
And I'm told five minutes before, you're not covering Bernie Sanders.
Now, let me give you the opinion.
I think the Clintons were connected to Andy Lack, connected at the hip.
I think that they didn't want anybody in their prime time or anywhere in their lineup supporting Bernie Sanders.
I think that they were in the tank for Hillary Clinton, and I think it was managed.
And 45 days later, I was out at MSNBC.
So that's the story you're not going to hear.
That's the story.
By the way, even if Chris Hayes wanted to tell us about it, he's not allowed to.
Chris Hayes is a tool.
He's bought and paid for.
He's told what to cover, what not to cover, just like all of them are.
And the minute Chris Hayes said something that cost Comcast a nickel, they were fire his ass just like they fired him.
And Chris Hayes doesn't have the balls to tell you that.
And I don't know if I would if I was him.
If I was getting $30,000 a day to push corporate bullshit, I probably, I probably, what would you like me to say?
Okay, let's go.
Here's the news.
Here's all the news that's been approved by Andy Lack.
Here it is.
What this does is it outs NBC News as being a fraud.
They are a fraud.
They're not news.
They're propaganda.
Just like Fox News is propaganda.
CNN, pretty much propaganda.
They do give you news too, but on the important stuff, it's really propaganda.
What are the important things, Jimmy?
Well, progressive politics, war, the war machine, healthcare, politics in general, propaganda over at MSNBC.
So there was a long time I defended MSNBC, and it was the Bernie Sanders campaign that really opened my eyes to just how corrupted they were.
Although there were signs all over the place.
They fired Phil Donahue for being against the war, MSNBC.
Ashley Banfield, Jenk Uger was a little too progressive.
They wanted to get rid of him.
He left because they were going to screw his show over and put him on the weekend.
They fired Ed Schultz.
And the NBC, Chuck Todd, tries to pretend like they're a real news organization.
Chuck Todd never finished college.
Chuck Todd.
Ed Schultz just revealed what kind of a organization NBC News is.
It's a completely corrupted, corporate-captured, bought and paid-for propaganda outlet.
That's what NBC News is.
And I've known that since Brian Williams used to bring on generals to give pro-war points of view during the Iraq war and never told anybody that they were being paid by defense contractors.
That's How I know what kind of organization NBC News is, and that's why I tweeted at Todd Chuck Todd.
Why did NBC News fire Phil Donahue again?
Hashtag the more you know.
Of course, Chuck Todd will never respond to that.
Because they're all lying bullshitters.
And even sometimes they don't even know that they are.
That's how pathetic they are.
Go ahead.
I was going to say Chuck Todd didn't respond because he doesn't know the answer to your question.
Like, I really don't.
I don't think he's.
He's not convinced about climate change yet.
Right.
Chuck Todd.
And then someone else, The Broken Carpenter, chimed in.
Chuck Todd seems to forget Chelsea Clinton's $600,000 entry-level job at NBC News or Chris Cuomo covering Mario and all the retired generals with consulting contracts.
Yes, that is what Chuck Todd is forgetting.
Chuck Todd hosting a party for Jennifer Palmieri before the primary, being the exception.
I guess that's okay.
So again, Chuck Todd and NBC and MSNBC, complete propaganda.
And it doesn't take a smart person to see through it because I see through it.
Someone as dumb as me, this stuff comes fly like a sticks out like a sore thumb.
Yeah, Chuck Todd is a B-rate actor doing a good job playing a news reporter.
Yes.
However, often he's on.
Yes.
Jimmy, I know you wanted to know if another anchor was Melissa Harris Perry.
Oh, they got rid of Major.
She left, remember?
Because she left, they were changing her airtime, but she also said that editorial freedom.
Right.
She was upset about that as well.
Yes, that they got rid of Melissa Harris-Perry, even though I had my problems with her too.
Right.
I had my problems with her and the way she covered Edward Snowden for sure, but she definitely was a little too progressive for MSNBC, which is why they got rid of her.
So they got rid of a woman of color.
And who did they replace her with?
They brought in like three right-wingers.
Wasn't that right when they hired Greta Fant Sustern?
Remember, they hired her?
Yeah, well, and that was like part of their branding.
Yeah, they were going right-wing.
Yeah.
They were going far.
They're getting rid of their lefties like Melissa Harris-Perry.
And we're going to go righty.
And they hired Hugh Hewitt, Greta Fant Sustern.
They hired another third right-winger.
It wasn't, anyway, I forget who it was, but it doesn't matter.
Now, because of places like MSNBC, well, all establishment news and the establishment pushing this latest red scare, you know, they're not communists.
Russia isn't communist anymore.
They're crony capitalists like we are.
So we used to be afraid of Russia because they were going to infiltrate the United States with their ideology.
So we were afraid of their ideas.
We were afraid of communism, the idea of communism.
And that's what we wanted to, that's what we were fighting against.
So we could say, oh, we don't hate Russian people, but we do hate communism.
So we, so that's an easy way to be able to kill them.
Now, when someone like Ed Schultz dies, this is how it gets covered in the hill.
And I want to show you, this is the entire article.
It's, I don't know, one, two, three, four, five, six paragraphs.
That's it.
Six paragraphs.
And from here down, so one, two, three.
So from the fourth paragraph through the sixth paragraph, four, five, and six, it's all smearing him for him doing his show on RT television, Russian Today television.
So when a guy, an honorable dude like Ed Schultz, who spent his whole life being a patriot, trying to tell the truth for the people whose stories didn't get told in the media, the working class, standing up for unions, standing up for those without a voice, this is what Ed Schultz did.
He tried to punch the big guys and the fat cats in the mouth on the behest of the left out.
And so now when a guy like him dies, half of his obituary is smearing him.
Do you want, and I'm going to show you the whole obituary.
This is from The Hill.
I'll show you the whole obituary.
Okay.
I'm going to read you the whole thing.
It starts off with liberal, because it's not long.
That's why.
Liberal commentator Ed Schultz died at his lake home in Minnesota.
According to a report on Thursday, WDAY and Fargo, North Dakota, reported that the longtime broadcaster died of natural causes.
He was 64.
Schultz started his career in Fargo before eventually working as a commentator and host for MSNBC.
Fans praised his focus on middle-class issues on his TV show, The Ed Show, which was broadcast weekday afternoons.
Schultz's MSNBC show was canceled in 2015.
And in January, right?
Isn't that something right before the primary?
Isn't that something?
Isn't that something right before?
No Ed Schultz during the election.
No Ed Schultz.
Isn't that something?
Yep.
They cover, and in January 2016, he joined RT America, the English-language Russian news news channel.
Paragraph, so that's it.
So even in the third paragraph, they got it in.
Even though it was just the first two paragraphs that was about Ed Schultz and his work, his lifelong work.
And then starting in paragraph three, all the way through paragraph seven, it's all about RT.
He's Russia.
He's working for the Kremlin.
You think I'm kidding?
Go ahead, Roger.
Well, I was just going to add real quick, like even that English language Russian, like they're making it seem like it's not an American bureau, which it is.
There were American journalists working at RT America so much so.
And people seem to try to forget that so much that Lee Camp had to put it as a disclaimer on his show now.
Right.
Like, hey, we're American comedians talking about American issues.
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
So it goes on.
The Kremlin-backed RT is the Kremlin-backed.
Do you ever say the Buckingham Palace-backed BBC?
Does anyone ever say that?
Or how about the White House-backed PBS?
Only when I'm at a party.
The White House-backed PBS said that single-payer health care will never come to pass.
The Kremlin-backed RT is frequently criticized as state propaganda and was forced to register as a foreigner.
What does this have to do with Ed Schultz and his career?
Nothing.
This has nothing to do with Ed Schultz and his career.
Well, it certainly wants to give the impression he's a foreign agent.
So he spends how many years, can you look up how many years his show was on Iran at MSNBC?
The Kremlin-backed RT is frequently criticized as state propaganda and was forced to register as, quote, a foreign agent, end quote, by the Justice Department last year.
But Schultz pushed back against that characterization.
Again, turning his whole obituary into him having to defend that he's not a Russian puppet.
You proud of yourself, Rachel Maddow?
You proud of yourself, Chris Hayes?
Lawrence O'Donnell?
Are you guys proud?
I know Chris Matthews, you know, he has absolutely no integrity.
He has no, that guy sold out a long time ago when he red-baited Phil Donahue back before about the Iraq war when Chris Matthews did that, red-baited Phil Donahue.
Remember him doing that?
Said he didn't really love America?
Doesn't like America, Phil Donahue, because he was against the Iraq war.
So we know Chris Matthews has been a piece of it for a long time.
And Rachel Maddow and Chris Hayes joke around with Chris Matthews like he's Santa Claus instead of what he is, a sellout who lies to people and smears people.
So go did you know.
So yeah, the Ed show on MSNBC went from 2009 to 2015.
And then the national syndicated radio programs, the Ed Schultz show, that went from 2004 to 2014.
So the radio show.
Yeah.
So, I mean, this guy had this long career in broadcasting.
And the thing that I want to mention, which we all know the answer to, if he had a show for a couple years on BBC America or Al Jazeera America or just some other American bureau, would it have even been mentioned?
No.
Yeah, of course not.
It wouldn't even have been mentioned.
If he had a show on El Jazeera, nobody, still Al Jazeera.
No one ever mentions Al Jazeera.
Young Turks had a show on El Jazeera.
Nobody calls them puppets.
You know, I just want to add also that you were talking about how we lost different hosts at MSNBC.
But let's not forget that NBC got Megan Kelly.
Oh my God, that's the that was it, Megan Kelly.
Right?
That was quite the debt.
Okay.
So now, so here's the and here's the next, here's the next paragraph.
So here's paragraph seven.
RT complete or six.
RT completes the picture of the events in the U.S. and around the globe, giving viewers.
This is what Ed Schultz said.
RT completes the picture of events in the United States and around the globe, giving viewers access to a range of stories, voices, and opinions, and a real opportunity to speak their minds, Schultz said upon his hiring.
And that was it.
That's the end of his.
So his obituary in the Hill from the middle of paragraph three to the end of it was all about Russia TV and him having to defend himself against being a puppet of the Kremlin.
Are you proud of yourselves?
Are you proud of yourself, Rachel?
Are you proud of yourself?
This is what you guys have created.
Now, when it's a good man like Ed Schultz, a moral guy who spoke up for the people of no voice his whole career.
So when this guy dies, now more than 50% of his obituary is defending himself against being a traitor.
Such, so disgusting.
And this is the world we live in now.
Like grown-up people aren't embarrassed.
It's most of the people in the establishment media aren't embarrassed to push this red.
They're still doing it.
And then when a guy like Ed Schultz dies, this is how it turns out.
Really should be embarrassed of themselves.
Of course, they're not going to be because they're paid $30,000 a day at MSNBC.
$30,000 a day covers up for a lot of shame.
Again, there's something wrong with Rachel Maddow's shame mechanism.
Same thing with Chris Hayes, Lawrence O'Donnell.
There's something wrong with their shame mechanism.
They can work for a company that's screwing over the populace, the people, and they don't care.
They don't care about the TPP.
They don't care about Ed Schultz.
They don't care about pushing a Cold War.
They don't care about anything.
They don't care.
Remember, Paul Manafort got indicted.
Paul Manafort was Trump's campaign manager for a brief period.
He's been part of the swamp for a long time.
He's worked with the Hillary Clinton's brothers, Tony Podesta.
He's funneled money illegally for them.
Meaning, that's Hillary Clinton's campaign manager's brother and that Podesta Foundation that they started.
So now he's on trial.
He's going to be on trial.
So here it is.
Here's from the Washington Post.
It says Paul Manafort wants his trial moved to Roanoke's.
Says Northern Virginia is too liberal.
So he wants some change of venue.
I start reading the article, and there's some funny parts in it.
Like it talks about all this stuff he's done and how he's in trouble.
But then it gets to also on Friday, attorneys for the special counsel made clear in a filing how they plan to link Manafort's alleged bank fraud to the Trump campaign.
What's the next paragraph?
You can't read that.
I'll tell you what it says.
The government does not intend to present at trial evidence or argument concerning collusion with the Russian government.
The assistant U.S. attorney said.
Wait a minute.
What?
What?
Did you read this?
So there's this whole long article.
You can't believe how long this freaking article is about all the shit that Paul Manafort did.
You can't believe it.
And all this bank fraud, like I said, bank fraud and all this stuff.
And we're going to tie his bank fraud to the Trump campaign.
This whole thing was based on Trump's a traitor and that they committed treason and they colluded with the Russian government.
We're not bringing that up.
So again, regular corruption.
Yeah, the whole fucking place.
If they put a special prosecutor on Clinton, they'd probably get him impeached.
Holy shit, they did.
So you put a fucking special prosecutor on any of these creeps.
And again, this isn't in defense of Trump or Paul Manafort or this.
This is to show you how propaganda works.
The establishment could not have us examining the system that gave us Trump.
They could not.
They had to pretend the system came from another country.
That's not why we have Trump.
We have Trump because we have the fucking Electoral College, number one, which is a system set up to appease slave owners.
And that was like way down in the article, way down in the article.
Of course.
Yeah, of course it was.
And I'm sure they don't have it highlighted.
Does not.
That's me.
That's Emphasis Mine.
Emphasis added by me.
The government, I'm going to read it again.
The government does not intend to present at trial evidence or argument concerning collusion with the Russian government that comes from the assistant U.S. attorney.
So the headline was in paragraph six.
The headline.
You said it was deep down.
To me, that's the headline.
Yep.
Me too.
Paul Manafort going on trial for regular corruption.
So this whole Russia hysteria comes down to bupkis.
Am I overstating it?
I'm still waiting for some evidence, by the way.
We all are.
And there will be nobody in the corporate media will face any consequences for this.
Nobody's, there's like going to be nothing.
But if you tell the truth about Syria, you're called a conspiracy theorist.
Not these motherfuckers.
You are.
No one will pay a price for this.
No one paid a price for the Iraq war in the media.
The only people who paid a price for the Iraq war in the media were the people who got it right.
Phil Donahue, fired.
Jesse Ventura, fired.
Ashley Bamfield, fired.
Establishment-approved conspiracies are A-OK for as long as you can milk it.
For as long as you can milk it.
I cannot get over this.
That's to me, that's the headline.
Exactly right, Ron.
Trump's campaign manager.
This the guy got him.
Remember when that, when he got indicted?
I was like, see, see, see?
Well, that's how they're justifying all this because they still don't have any big smoking gun to point to.
So they're like, well, look at all that's happened so far.
Look at these indictments and look at this.
Like, yeah, for normal everyday corruption that we know is going on.
These are just oligarchs being oligarchs doing shady oligarch things.
And that's been going on for a really, really long time.
And it's a reflection of our broken system.
That's what it is.
Thank you, Ron.
Here's the guy prosecuting, the guy who's going to be prosecuting Manafort.
Here's him.
As Director Tennett has pointed out, Secretary Powell presented evidence last week that Baghdad has failed to disarm its weapons of mass destruction, willfully attempting to evade and deceive the international community.
Our particular concern is that Saddam Hussein may supply terrorists with biological, chemical, or radiological material.
Even he doesn't believe it.
You could see that he knows he's lying.
Even he doesn't believe it.
Anyway, he's part of the swamp, Robert Mueller.
He's not a good guy.
He's the head of one of our spy agencies, the FBI.
That's the guy investigating the Trump.
This is the guy.
I want to play it again.
As Director Tennant has pointed out, Secretary Powell presented evidence last week that Baghdad has failed to disarm its weapons of mass destruction, willfully attempting to evade and deceive the international community.
Our particular concern is that Saddam Hussein may supply terrorists with biological, chemical, or radiological material.
There's your ally for the resistance.
There you go.
There's your guy.
There's your guy.
That's exactly what Ron said.
There's your ally for the resistance.
So that's my report on that.
I was like, oh, what are they going to do?
How are they going to, what are they going to do to mana for it?
No, no, it's just about his banking and getting illegal money and not declaring it correctly.
And he was a foreign agent and he was shitting this sad bit.
They put a special prosecutor on the Clintons and they impeached him, just so you know.
Just so you know.
So unless they impeach Trump, this will be a less successful prosecution than the one against Clinton.
Oh, geez, that's George Clooney on the line.
I hope he doesn't call me Ranger and ask what the lowdown is on my upswing.
Hey, Ranger.
What's the lowdown on your upswing?
I don't know how to answer that because I don't even know what it means, George.
Hey, cool off, podcast man.
Seriously, how you doing?
Well, I guess like many people, I'm pretty upset over Trump's Supreme Court pick and why we all allowed this country to get to this point in the first place.
I ran my scooter into a truck on the Italian island of Sardinia.
Sardinia.
I'm sorry to hear that, George.
Is it serious?
Nah, I just fell off my scooter.
Some guy cut me off.
More upset over my fender.
You know anybody who has a front fender flange plate for a 53 Lambretta 125E, do you?
Lambretta.
No.
Lambreda.
Hey, you know there's a lot more to that phone call, but we don't have time in today's podcast.
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That's it for this week.
Let you be the best you can be, and I'll keep being me.
Don't freak out.
I'm not kidding.
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out.
Do not freak out.
Don't freak out.
Do not, do not, do not.
Do not freak.
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