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Get ready for an outstanding entertainment program.
The Jimmy Dore Show.
Hello, James Doer Productions Limited, a division of Blackwater.
How may I help you?
Jim Jam, Jimity James, the ROM to the mid on the line for you, offering you a hearty hand clasp of friendship.
Gosh, have you heard the news, buddy boy?
So nice to hear from you, Governor Mitt Romney.
How are you?
Oh, heck, I'm swell, Jimmy.
You can call me Rom Mitteny or R. Mittens McMittens or R. Rittens McMittens.
But the kids call me SpongeROM Square Mitts.
The kids?
Ignore that.
Have I heard the news about what?
Boy, you are not sweet up on the down low, dude, buns.
You're so out of the loop that apparently you're not privy to the most up-to-date information.
That's how out of the loop you are.
Burn on you, brother.
Well, please fill us in on the news.
All signs are looking favorable from the planet Colop, Sparky.
For according to the National Review, I am now the shadow president.
And you know what that means?
I'm back in the game, coach.
Mitt's back.
Grecian formula and ready for love.
You use Grecian formula?
Doesn't that contain lead acetate?
Did you know lead acetate is also good for sore nipples?
No, I did not.
Do the research, Jimmy.
If lead acetate is the price I gotta pay for distinguished gray sideburns, then I don't mind losing 20 IQ points.
Anywho.
So it's in the air that you're going to run for Orrin Hatch's Senate seat?
Correct devoo, diphthong.
Really?
Orin has occupied that seat for over 40 years now.
And boy, could he use a new cushion and some Lysol.
How do you know for sure he's ready to retire?
Oh, it's a John Deal, Hop Diggity Doo Door.
He was visited by some nice men in white button-down shirts and black pants just to make sure.
And besides, it's my time.
I've been rehabilitated.
Donald Trump is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Why, I bet nobody even remembers who my running mate was.
Quick, who was it?
Um, why can't I remember?
Ha ha, it's the new me, Jimmy.
People like me, they really like me.
I'm calm, cool, and beige.
Paul Ryan.
Too late.
I am now the leading voice of the Republican Party.
And this voice says, go team.
Come on, guys.
Let's show some spirit.
Rah-rah!
Badmitting anyone?
And so forth.
Say, have you ever wondered what happens after you die, Jimmy?
I mean, really thought about it?
I suppose, like most people, I've at one time wondered about whether there's some kind of afterlife or if we have a soul.
Yes, I've wondered.
I'm talking about if you die in front of a dog or a cat.
Because if you live with one, it's almost a certainty they'll start eating your face.
Is that why you once strap your dog to the roof of your car?
I'm a deeply religious man, Jimmy.
And after you die, God is going to eat your face because he is a vengeful dog.
And he's tired of living with you liberals, and it's my time.
It's time to return Republicans to the party of Lincoln, but without the Reconstruction part.
Because there sure were a lot of black elected officials during that time, weren't there?
Can't have that again.
This country needs to unite again.
And Willard Methie and Lee Romney is just the man to do it.
There's still a chance for you, Jimmy.
Will you join me?
Will you become part of the Beige Revolution?
I don't think so.
Well, fuck you and your whole family then.
By the way, I'd like to apologize for that horrible comment I made about 47% of America.
And I'm gay.
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And now, here's a guy who sounds a lot like me.
It's Jimmy Dore.
Everybody, welcome to this week's Jimmy Door Show.
We're going to see you Monday, November 6th for a live show in Burbank, California.
And if you stick around, if you're listening to the radio show, we're going to give away some free tickets coming up at the bottom of the hour.
So stick around for that.
Hey, let's get to the joke before we get to the joke, shall we?
Did you know that Donna Brazil is now a Kremlin puppet?
True story.
True story.
Or maybe she's a misogynist.
I'm so confused.
I'm not sure.
Guess I should consult the Democratic Party Bible.
What happened?
You know, I'm beginning to regret all those times I made fun of Luke Russard for saying both sides do it.
Am I right?
Come on.
Terror attack in New York and universally loved Maverick John McCain, who was tortured, he naturally wants to send people to Guantanamo Bay to get tortured.
That's universally love John McCain.
I was really hoping the apprentice tapes would show up in those JFK files.
Anybody else?
Hey, you heard all those accusations of George Herbert Walker Bush being a groper and the Bush compound just issued this press release concerning the groping allegations.
Quote, to try to put people at ease, former President George Herbert Walker Bush routinely tells the 1,000 points of life joke and on occasion attacked a mother country.
Hey, what's coming up on today's show?
We're going to talk about the vindication of the Jimmy Dore show via Donna Brazil admitting that the entire primary was rigged beyond human comprehension.
We're going to talk about that.
Plus, the unions finally get tired of the Democratic Party and threaten to form a labor party.
Not kidding, that's coming up.
Plus, crazy, crazy attacks on Twitter and goofy defenses of Hillary Clinton, plus phone calls today from John Bader, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, and Congressman Peter King call in today, plus a lot lot more.
That's today on the Jibby Door Show.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to the Jimmy Door Show.
You know how we kept saying that the Democratic National Committee was corrupted and they rigged the primary towards Hillary Rodham Clinton and everyone said we were crazy.
You remember they kept saying that?
Of course, we're neutral.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz would go on CNN and say that Trump and Bernie supporters were as bad as Trump supporters and that she's neutral.
The Democratic Party prevented a fair and transparent process.
Was it unfair?
Well, first, let me just reiterate that the Democratic National Committee remains neutral in this primary based on our rules.
But when I heard what happened at the Nevada State Democratic Convention this weekend, I was deeply disturbed.
Remember that?
Well, she did that.
And it turns out Donna Brazil took over after Debbie Wasserman Schultz as the DNC chair.
Remember, Debbie Wasserman Schultz had to resign in shame because the WikiLeaks revealed she was working in collusion with the Hillary Clinton campaign.
And then they passed it over to Donna Brazil, Donna Brazil, who also cheated Bernie Sanders by giving debate questions to the Hillary Clinton campaign and did all other things.
Well, here she is writing.
This is an excerpt from her new book in political magazine, Inside the Hillary Clinton Secret Takeover of the DNC.
That's the headline of the article.
Inside Hillary Clinton's secret takeover of the DNC.
That's written by Donna Brazil.
So we can have transparency in government if we just give everybody a book deal.
We just have to, that's all we have to do.
We have to get a book deal.
So now, when I said stuff like this, I was called a Putin bot.
I was called a right-winger.
You sound just like the right-wingers.
I've had everybody calling me names.
You know what's interesting is that people, because I wouldn't support Hillary Clinton in the general.
I voted for the environmentalist.
I voted for a Green New Deal.
And so people come at me.
They go, oh, you think you know better than everybody about how to vote.
Well, what the fuck are you doing to me when you say that?
You think you know better than me that I should have voted another way.
That's pretty arrogant and smug.
They're still doing it.
Not to mention, they kept alluding to misogyny.
So every time a man would come on the screen and give evidence that was counter to the narrative that they wanted us to believe, you were immediately called it a misogynist.
You're badgering women.
Although you were supporting Jill Stein.
Yes, Donna Brazil said to Jordan Sheraton, you're badgering.
We like badgering women just like Trump.
That's what she said to Jordan Sheridan, who was asking her direct questions.
One of the most powerful people in the country.
She was the head of the DNC.
This is my favorite part.
Debbie was not a good manager.
That's what Donner Brazil says about Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
I guess I'm not, I guess if a woman says it and who's who's of color, she's not sexist or racist to say it.
So that's cool.
Thank God Donna Brazil has the ability to say that if I said it, I'm a misogynist and I'm anti-woman and I'm a right-winger.
So it just goes to show you there is absolutely zero integrity in the people who are attacking progressives.
Still, so people like Donna Brazil, people like fucking Debbie Wasserman Schultz, people like Tom Perez, people like everybody at the David Brock group, Cher Blue or Peter Dow or Eric Boyler, that media matter, those people who attack people at MSNBC, the people who attack progressives have zero integrity.
And this proves it.
Because everything we said was right.
And all they did was gaslight us the whole goddamn time.
Well, here's what was right.
The Saturday morning after the convention in July, I called Gary Gensler, the chief financial officer of Hillary's campaign.
He described the party as fully under the control of Hillary's campaign, which seemed to confirm the suspicions of the Bernie camp.
Seemed under FEC law, an individual can contribute a maximum of $2,700 directly to a presidential campaign, but the limits are much higher for contributions to state parties and a party's national committee.
Individuals who had maxed out of the out their $2,700 contribution limit to Hillary's campaign could write an additional check for $353,400 to the Hillary Victory Fund.
This is what people were throwing cash at Hillary's car.
Remember, she was driving to a party where everybody was paying $353,000 to go to the party and people threw cash at her and they said that was sexist.
People like Donna Brazil and Debbie Wasserman Schultz said that was sexist.
People like Joan Walsh and Neera Tandon said that was sexist.
So they so they're rendering the term meaningless is what they're doing.
They're actually the enemies of feminism.
Neera Tandon, Joan Walsh, Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
They're actually the enemies of feminism.
I concur.
Yeah, and I have a woman here that concurs.
A woman of color.
Are you a woman of color?
It turns out, Jimmy, I am a woman of color, and I concur with 100% of what you just said about how their behavior is nefarious and undermines exactly what we deserve in our country, democracy.
So when they were going to this party, remember it was George Clooney.
He was defended it by saying most of the money they're raising is going to down ballot people anyway.
That was a lie.
He wasn't lying.
He was lied to, I'm sure.
And George Clooney just repeated the lie, he was told, because he trusted the Democratic Party that they weren't Cretans just like the Republicans.
He was wrong.
That figure represented $10,000 to each of the.
So when you give $353,000 to the Hillary Victory Fund, HVA, the Hillary Victory Fund, that figure represented $10,000 that was supposed to go to each of the 32 state parties who were part of the victory fund agreement.
$320,000 and $33,400 to the DNC.
So that was supposed to be spread around to all the state parties and to the DNC.
What actually ended up happening?
The money would be deposited in the states first and transferred to the DNC shortly after that.
Money in the battleground states usually stayed in that state, but all the other states funneled that money directly to the DNC, which quickly transferred the money to Brooklyn.
Wait, I said, that victory fund was supposed to be for whomever the nominee and the state parties races.
You're telling me that Hillary has been controlling it since before she got the nomination.
So Hillary was controlling the party.
That's what we're, that's just what this is all.
It's all this says.
This is all this says.
The party chair usually shrinks the staff between presidential elections, but Debbie Wasserman Schultz had chosen not to do that.
She had stuck lots of consultants on the DNC payroll, and Obama's consultants were being financed by the DNC too.
Do you see who's running the party?
Do you see who they're in bed with?
Do you see who Debbie Wasserman Schultz was looking out for?
She wasn't even looking out for her party.
She was looking out for her donors and her consultants, the consultants.
They didn't shrink the party like they were supposed to.
She was bankrupting the DNC because she's a bad manager and because her allegiance is to her consultants, the consultant class who fuddles money around this.
Do you see what's happening?
That's what's happening.
Right around the time of the convention, the leaked emails revealed Hillary's campaign was grabbing money from the state parties for its own purposes, leaving the states with very little to support down ballot races, which was the accusation they made against Bernie that Bernie's not helping down ballot races.
When in fact, again, the exact opposite.
If the Clinton campaign says something, the exact opposite is probably true.
I don't want to mix it up with the Russia thing.
But when they said that Trump was colluding with Russia to get negative information on Hillary Clinton, exactly the opposite was happening.
Hillary Clinton hired somebody to collude with people inside the Kremlin to get negative information on Trump.
We know that for a fact.
And then they lied about doing that for a year.
We know that for a fact.
Whether Trump did the same thing, we're still waiting for that evidence.
A political story published on May 2nd, 2016, described the big fundraising vehicle she had launched through the states the summer before, quoting a vow she had made to rebuild, quote, the party from the ground up.
When our state parties are strong, we win.
That's what will happen.
Yet the states kept less than 1% of the $82 million they had massed from the extravagant fundraisers Hillary campaign was holding.
Just as Gary had described to me when he and I talked in August.
So that was all a lie.
So again, that seems illegal.
That seems worse than just like unethical to me.
I'm not a lawyer.
I'm sure a lawyer will say, no, it's totally different that Hillary said all that $353,000 people were donating were going to go spread around and it didn't.
I'm sure that technically she doesn't have to go to prison for that, but It seems pretty corrupt to me.
I thought Trump was the one who was corrupt.
I thought Trump was the one who lied to everybody all the time.
They lied for a whole year about them funding the Russian investigation.
They lied about where their money was going.
They actually stole, they took the money that was supposed to go to the state parties and bankrupted them so they could give it to Hillary.
When the political story described this arrangement as essentially money laundering, sounds like money laundering, huh, you guys?
Doesn't it sound like money laundering?
Guy and gal.
When the political story described this arrangement as essentially money laundering for the Clinton campaign, Hillary's people were outraged at being accused of doing something shady, just like they were outraged at the Uranium One story.
Outraged, shocked, outraged that people were giving them hundreds of millions of dollars and expected influence inside the Clinton campaign.
Really?
I at last found the document that described it all.
This is Donna Brazil.
Here's the bomb.
The joint fundraising agreement between the DNC, the Hillary Victory Fund, and Hillary for America.
The agreement signed by Amy Dacey, the former CEO of the DNC, and Robbie Mook with a copy to Mark Elias.
Remember who that is?
That's the lawyer for the Clintons who set up the deal where they talked to people inside the Kremlin to get dirt on.
That was the guy who set that up.
So her lawyers hired someone to work for their campaign who was also going to work with people inside the Kremlin to get dirty info on Trump.
That was the guy, Mark Ilias.
He specified that in exchange for raising money and investing in the DNC, Hillary would control the party's finances, strategy, and all the money it raised.
There it is.
There it is.
Hillary Clinton, as revealed by Donna Brazil, was running the DNC.
And every time Debbie Wasserman Schultz came on TV and said she was neutral, she was lying.
She wasn't lying to the Republicans.
She wasn't lying to the Russians.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz was lying to you.
She was lying to you, the American citizen.
She was lying to you, the Democratic registered voter.
She was lying to you, a progressive.
She was lying to you.
She wasn't lying to her enemies.
She was lying to her friends or who she thought was on her side.
She was lying to the left.
Keep that in mind.
And when Donna Brazil cheated on behalf of Hillary Clinton, she was cheating you.
She wasn't cheating the Republicans.
She wasn't cheating the Russians.
Donna Brazil was cheating you.
So there it is.
It's all laid out right there.
That Hillary Clinton controlled the party's finances, the party's strategy, the DNC strategy, which meant, you remember when they wanted more debates because the more people heard Bernie talk, the more his numbers went up.
Remember when Tulsi Gabbard said we should have more debates?
She immediately was disinvited from the next debate.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz, she was the co-chair of the D. She immediately was disinvited because she had the temerity to suggest to Debbie Wasserman Schultz that there should be more debates so that people could hear Bernie Sanders' message.
She's immediately persona non grata inside the party.
Do you remember that?
Those are people cheating as hard as they can cheat.
They're doing everything they can do to cheat.
Her campaign had the right of refusal of who would be the party communications director, and it would make final decisions on all other staff.
Hillary Clinton had the right of refusal of who would be the party communications director, and it would make final decisions on all other staff.
She had the right of first refusal, and she would make final decisions on all other staff.
Hillary Clinton ran the DNC when they were supposed to be conducting a fair and impartial primary.
Oh, that lawsuit sounds crazy now, doesn't it?
I'm sure the Washington Post will run another stupid article saying how stupid that lawsuit was.
Instead of writing an article about how outrageous it is, how rigged our fucking political system is and our political racism.
Instead of doing that, Jeff Bezos hires hacks who do whatever they're told to do to write bullshit articles that demean people who are trying to have a free and fair election.
I think they need to write another article about how important a bunch of all across the board Facebook ads were.
That's 1% of people saw.
They need more of that.
And let's remember, half those Facebook ads didn't go up until after the election, and half of those were in solidly red states.
The DNC also was required to consult with the Hillary Clinton campaign about all other staffing, budgeting, data, analytics, and mailings.
This is corruption.
Is there anything Hillary Clinton does that's not 100% corrupt?
Is there?
The Victory Fund Agreement, however, had been signed in August 2015, just four months after Hillary announced her candidacy and nearly a year before she officially had the nomination.
So for the whole year, they ran lying to you, not to the Republicans.
They didn't lie to the Russians.
Hillary Clinton and the DNC lied to you, the American citizen.
You, the person on the left.
You, the person that wanted to join the Democratic Party.
They're lying to you, not to the Republicans, not to Sean Hannity, to you.
I had tried to search out any other evidence.
This is Donna Brazil talking.
I had tried to search out any other evidence of internal corruption that would show that the DNC was rigging the system to throw their primary to Hillary, but I could not find any in party affairs or among the staff.
How about closed primaries?
How about super delegates?
That's not rigging.
How about not having enough debates?
So you couldn't find any of that.
So that stuff you just ignore.
So here's Donna Brazil still, true to her nature, a bullshitter at heart.
So here's her letting on enough of the truth to sell books, but still trying to bullshit you because that's really, because that's whitewashing what they, it was just the money thing and the fact that they controlled everything in the DNC.
So that also means they control the debate schedule, which also means they disinvited Tulsi Gabbard.
That was Hillary Clinton, which means they also controlled whether we should have super delegates, which means they also controlled what we should be doing with open primaries.
Oh, no, that's handled at the state level.
I know the DNC and the Hillary Clinton campaign had no influence on state level parties.
I know, I know.
I had gone department by department investigating individual conduct for evidence of skewed decisions, and I was happy to see that I had found none.
Then I found this agreement.
Oh, you mean you found the agreement that let you know that the whole fucking thing.
And please quit pretending you didn't know this, Donna.
She's trying to pretend like this was all a surprise to her when she got control.
You know what I'm saying?
Because does that pass a smell test with anybody here?
No, it does not.
That doesn't pass it.
That's the smell test, right?
No.
And she's trying to blame it on W. Wasserman Schultz, which W. Wasserman Schultz, completely corrupt and a liar.
We know that.
The funding agreement with the Hillary for America and the Victory Fund agreement was not illegal, but it sure looked unethical.
Pure gumshoe here.
Wow.
Wow.
That is seemed unethical.
I couldn't believe it.
Here's the beauty.
If the fight had been fair, one campaign would not have control of the party before the voters had decided which one they wanted to lead.
This was not a criminal act, but as I saw it, it compromised the party's integrity.
You think?
This is awful.
This is as bad as it could possibly get.
Can somebody please tell me how pointless the DNC fraud lawsuit was again?
Yeah, that was stupid.
Talk to me about how dumb that was.
Please, it was stupid.
Yeah.
It was that Washington Post will tell you how dumb they are.
They'll hire some fucking hack who was probably pro-Iraq war to tell you how stupid the DNC's lawsuit was.
And I'm sitting here and I'm thinking how awful it felt when we were covering the convention, the DNC convention, how we saw all these lies and all these people like not taking responsibility.
And we had to watch Bernie Sanders through the DNC convention just sitting there.
Well, I agree.
Bernie should have fought.
I did not trust the.
This is not in Brazil, by the way.
So remember when we were saying all along, we said this.
We had these fights with the friend Frank Connoff was still on our show.
That he was saying he, the only reason he was saying he was backing Hillary at the time was because she would be stronger in the general because the attacks on Bernie would crush him, even though that's the fucking thing.
That's true.
Not true.
Hillary Clinton was supposed to be battle-tested.
She lost to Donald Trump.
Jesus Christ, could you guys be fucking wronger?
No, no, no.
The answer is no.
You could not be wronger.
So now, all those people who backed Hillary in the primary, if you could just shut the fuck up for the rest of the fucking universe, I'd really appreciate it.
And apologize.
I'm sure they're all going to be apologizing today, Ron, right, Doug?
I'm sure everybody's, they're still coming at me on Facebook and Twitter.
People still fucking blaming people like me for Donald Trump and not people with no money and no power on a fucking Jagoff YouTube show, but people like this who are corrupt to the hilt, pointing to who else?
You know, who's the most corrupt?
Hillary Clinton, of course.
They're already downplaying this.
I mean, Peter Dow's on Twitter.
He's like, this didn't influence any votes.
Right.
You think the DNC has power?
It's not like it's a, it's not like it's a Facebook.
So what they lie is that they purged all 200,000 in just the New York.
Couldn't possibly have purged or influenced any of the other states.
Yeah, so the whole point of who cares?
The fact that you guys lied apparently they cared because they lied about it.
They lied about it repeatedly.
That's how I know someone cares, Peter Douche.
So there you go.
There's the story.
It's not new information.
It's just information that Don of Brazil is now admitting.
Stuff that we've been saying and we've been shamed for and we've had our finger wagged at us still to this day.
Go to my Facebook page.
You got assholes who still blame me for Donald Trump.
How small is your brain that you don't see what the problem is?
The fact that I wouldn't go along with this bullshit system that was 100% corrupted somehow makes me a bad guy.
No, it makes me courageous for actually fucking saying no to that bullshit, sticking my chin out and saying I'm going to vote for a Green New Deal and I'm done doing this kind of lesser of two evil politics.
Guess who else is on our side?
All the unions.
All the unions have finally figured out the Democrats are dead and they only work against working people.
So now they're going to start a third party that represents workers.
We just reported that.
But still people come to my Facebook page and come at me on Twitter that I'm the reason for Donald Trump.
Somehow, oh, so that's people who were raised poorly and then their anger comes out sideways, attacking people with no money and no power.
That's what that is.
You want to have real courage.
Stand up to the people who have fucking power.
The people who ran the country.
The hundred billion millionaires like the Clintons and John Podesta.
Anything else you guys want to add to this?
Because this is a great day at the Jimmy Door show because everyone else who's been wrong about this, we get to rub it right in their fucking faces.
I want to say something.
I mean, yeah, this is awesome.
This confession is awesome.
Yes.
And keep in mind the way a true social movement works.
Keep in mind the anatomy of a social movement.
First, they marginalize us, then they trivialize us, then they realize they can't beat us.
They're trying to trivialize this, and it's not going to work.
This is big.
And you know what?
We got the DSA.
We got the SA.
We got the Green Party.
We got the unions.
We got 80% of Democrats.
We got our revolution.
This is tired.
This is a rigged system.
It's time to take our ball and go elsewhere.
Tyrregg.
Time.
Time to leave.
Time to leave.
Democratic Party.
Time to leave the demo.
Time to start a third party, Bernie.
Tulsi Gabbard, Bernie, time to start a new party.
Let Tom Perez and his fucking shills go screw America some other way, but not through progressives anymore.
Stop fucking telling people to join the Democratic Party, Bernie.
Stop fucking doing that.
The Democratic Party is fucking dead.
The next live Jimmy Door show is November 6th in Burbank, California, and November 12th in Portland, Oregon.
Hello, is this Jeb Bush?
You know, I didn't grab anybody's rear buttock area.
I just want to make that clear, okay?
I wouldn't even do that to my wife.
That's not a put down on her.
I just, I just don't think she's hot enough.
Did that make any sense?
Oh, please don't answer that.
Okay, I won't.
Dad just likes to tell jokes.
That's all.
The same joke over and over again.
Sure, I admit that David Koppeel gag is pretty stale.
Even mommy rolls her eyes whenever he does it, which is every time he gets near another woman for the past 40 years or so.
But you gotta understand it's a release for him.
I didn't mean it that way as a release.
Oh, gosh, darn.
You don't know the strain it is to be leader of the free world.
I certainly don't.
Never got that chance, did I?
Wow, that hit home.
Thanks for hurting me, Jimmy.
Really love you to kick a guy when he's down.
Must make you feel really big.
Are you happy now?
I didn't mean to put you down, Jeb.
Well, just be more sensitive next time.
And no more questions about dad.
He apologized if mistakes were made, okay?
Okay, but when did your dad first start grabbing women while making lewd jokes?
Well, heck, he's always done that.
But it really kicked in when he took over the CIA.
Hey, now that's not fair.
You gotcha, journalists, with your gotchaisms.
Dad's just a funny guy.
He should be a comedian, right?
People get the wrong impression of his comedy routine.
He's got a lot more than that one corny cop of field joke, you know.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
He's got a tight five grope chunk.
Here's one I like.
What in the heart of hearing Gardner say to the housewife, crab grass?
I thought you said grab ass.
You really, I gotta emphasize the word grab for it to be funny.
He scored Maddalen Albright with that one.
But that's not right, Jeb.
Not if you time it right, Jimmy.
You know how it is, being a professional comedian.
You gotta be careful to say grab ass and grab some ass right when they take the picture.
Because that's your cue to grab some ass.
That's why so many women in those pictures have a surprised look on their face.
Dad calls it as shocking.
Oh, did he really just do that to me?
Doctrine.
But, Jeb, more and more women are coming out with stories of your dad groping women during photo ops.
He's in a wheelchair, Jimmy.
So naturally, his hand goes between a woman's buttocks at the same time.
He's telling a dirty joke.
One woman says this has been going on for decades.
You have to differentiate between groping and joking.
Understand?
Dad has a very sophisticated sense of humor.
Like the time he put our little brother, Stillborn Fetus, in a mason jar And showed it to GW.
That was supposed to be funny.
Wait for it.
The funny part was how mom blamed it on the maid.
He really had to be there.
I guess my main point is we all have to put these groping allegations in context.
What context?
In the context of my dad groping a lot of women.
No wonder I lost the nomination.
Man, I suck.
Just put me in a jar, Jimmy.
Go ahead.
Put me in a jar.
why don't you please laugh?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, looks like Representative Peter King is calling me.
Hello, Representative King.
We're under attack, Jimmy.
Yeah, yeah, I saw the news.
Hide.
I don't think I need to hide.
I really.
Where are you?
What's your location?
What are your coordinates?
I'm in Pasadena, California.
Representative.
Well, you may be safe, Teddy.
Yeah, probably.
Still might want to get under a table.
Right.
Put the dog under a blanket.
Okay.
And tell what's left of future generations.
What a talk-notch civilization we had here in America of the States.
Representative King, don't you think you may be overreacting?
What the hell are you talking about?
We're under attack here.
It's the worst terrorist attack in New York since 9-11.
Fucking Muslims.
They never let up.
Can't even ride your bike in this town without getting Islamed.
Yeah, I understand that, but eight people died, which is a tragedy, no doubt, but it's nowhere near 9-11.
This isn't even a coordinated attack.
This appears to be one of those lone wolves.
You don't know that.
You don't know that at all.
We haven't got all the facts yet.
Yes, but...
Like what?
The guy that did it?
He's a foreign national.
He's got a weird beard, and his name is Cyclops or some shit.
I think his name is actually.
ISIS is sending the X-Men to fuck us up over here.
Sir, if I may.
If Magneto converts to Islam, we're all in big trouble, pal.
I don't think so.
The depravity of these fucking people.
First, he mows down a bunch of innocent bicyclists, then he team bones a short fuss full of rig to developmentally disabled youths.
What the hell kind of a sick person does this?
You know, I agree with you 100%, Representative King, but what do you think we should do about it?
Shut down the world.
What?
Shut down the world?
Shut down our borders and everybody else's borders, too.
I don't even want anyone crossing over from Norway to Sweden on skis.
Everybody just have a seat where they are until we get this all sorted out.
Sorted out, how?
Well, first and foremost, we have to convict and punish this current jagoff.
The President Trump said something about sending him to Gitmo.
Are you in support of that also?
Yeah, if we want to see him go to trial in the year 2067, by then it will probably be a whole new religion that we're at war with.
No, don't listen to the president.
I can only say this off-record, but he's a real thunderhead.
Nobody cares what he says.
Trump publicly said that this guy should be executed.
I know.
Can you believe it?
The moron.
Well, don't you think he should too?
Well, sure, what a wood chipper.
But you can't say that, especially if you're the president.
It taints the jury pool.
Right.
He really screwed the pooch on that one.
Look, we need the president to shut it.
We need to fry this whack illegally.
Then we need to fix this problem once and for all.
How?
Revoke all Muslim drivers' licenses.
What?
Hope you like taking the bus, Aunt Duel.
You can't do that.
It's the only way, Jimmy.
No, it isn't.
All these ISIS douchebags are using trucks these days.
We got to keep trucks out of the hands of dangerous terrorists.
What about guns?
Go fuck yourself.
I see what you're trying to do there, and I ain't falling for it.
Driving isn't in the Constitution as a right like guns'.
Religious tests are also unconstitutional.
Jimmy, the Constitution was written over 200 years ago.
There's no way the founding fathers could have envisioned Muslims.
We can't always use that as a guide to modern life.
Okay, you're just going to do whatever you're going to do, aren't you?
You better believe it, Bongo Billy.
I got to go.
My city is under attack.
My constituents are terrified, and I'm going to go make sure that they stay terrified.
It's the only way to stay safe.
Ooh.
Progressives have found a graveyard inside the Democratic Party for their movements.
Since 1992, since Bill Clinton took the Democrats and turned them into Republicans, getting in bed with Military Industrial Complex, Wall Street, Big Pharma in Silicon Valley, and the insurance companies, the Democrats have given workers no place to go.
So, guess what?
The workers have finally, finally had enough.
AFL CIO calls for a break with Lesser of Two Evils politics.
It's pretty encouraging, huh, Ron?
Yes.
Yes.
Isn't that encouraging?
The time has passed when we can passively settle for the lesser of two evils, reads the main political resolution passed Tuesday by the AFL CIO convention delegates.
So they had a convention.
They had a lot of other union leaders there, too.
Lee Saunders, chair of the AFL-CIO's political committee and president of AFSCME, and Randy Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers, introduced the legislation.
Now, if you remember why that's in because Randy Weingarten endorsed Hillary Clinton in the last election without asking her members.
I don't know.
Oh, you weren't with me when we were going out to the Bernie Sanders rallies.
We would meet teachers for Sanders and we would ask them what do they think about their union endorsing Hillary.
They go, they never asked us.
That's what the teachers told us.
The teachers told us they never asked us, and they just went ahead and endorsed Hillary Clinton.
They lead the labor federation's Randy Weingarten.
They lead the Labor Federation's two largest unions.
Convention managers yoked the resolution to another measure.
It also approved discussing a labor party.
So they're talking about developing another party.
Isn't that awesome?
I think it is.
I think that's fantastic.
For decades, the political system has failed working people, Randy Weingarten said.
Acting on behalf of corporations and the rich and powerful, the political system has been taking away, one after another, the pillars that support working people's right to good jobs and secure benefits.
Two measures adopted on October 24th followed a late Monday evening meeting Of supporters of reviving the Labor Party idea.
It attracted about 50 delegates to an upstairs meeting room at the convention's lead hotel.
Their contention, both the Democrats and Republicans are under corporate domination, domination, not influence, domination.
The prime mover of the Labor Party motion at the convention, Postal Workers President Mark Demenstein, hope I'm pronouncing that correctly.
He has been calling for such a new formation since the passage of NAFTA in 19 frickin' 93, which he said showed both Democrats and Republicans were in the pockets of the corporate class.
Yes, it did.
That guy is having the biggest I told you so moment of his life.
Yeah.
That guy probably, he probably just wakes up in the morning and be like, hey, by the way, yeah, we know.
You told me so.
We know.
Gloat, Mark.
You've earned it.
Gloat.
Meeting participants differed over whether the nascent party should first build an organization and concentrate on issues or get into political races, running the risk of becoming spoilers in the current political system rigged in favor of the two existing parties.
How could you be a spoiler?
I get their worry.
How could you be a spoiler inside of a system that's rigged?
Do you know what's the spoiler?
The system.
The system is rigged.
That spoils the election.
That's why we have Trump, because we have a rigged Democratic primary and we have an electoral college, which is another way to rig the system.
Velasquez contended pro-labor party members should participate in electoral politics, but start at the local and state levels.
Why can't you do it all?
Why can't this whole idea, again, of you can't run somebody on a national ticket until you first have a dog catcher?
You got to have the groundskeeper.
You got to have the park department first.
Then you get a city councilman, then maybe a mayor, then a state senator.
Why can't you do all at once?
Why do we have to limit ourselves?
That's the dumbest argument I ever understood.
Yes, you should start at a local level.
Go ahead, Ron.
Well, you also need to collect all the happy meal toys before then.
You can't.
Yeah.
But all agreed, as he put it, the Democrats are not doing us any favors, never have, and never will.
So that's good.
Start at the local and state levels.
That's great.
That's great.
Also, you can go on the national level at the same time.
Offer people an alternative.
It seems to me he's saying that because he's afraid of being called Ralph Nader.
That's what that is, right?
So, but all agreed, as he put it, Democrats are not doing us any favors, never have, never will.
So why do you care if you spoil it?
I don't understand.
Why do you care?
Anyway, the labor leaders who introduced the independent politics resolution, Saunders and Weingarten, are both members of the Democratic National Committee.
Wow.
I know Randy supported Clinton, which is why she's probably still on the Democratic National Committee.
The main resolution declared that for the 2018 election, Labor would define, quote, a pro-worker agenda to hold as a joint standard for all officials, regardless of party.
So this is exactly the idea that we'd been talking about when we were up in Canada, A, with some progressives up there, when we went up for the Peter Allard.
In fact, he had a great idea that is very similar to this, that all the progressives would get together and have our litmus test.
These are the issues you need to support, and we'll support you.
So this sounds very much the same way.
It's like, we're done affiliating ourselves with a party.
We're going to affiliate ourselves with a pro-worker agenda.
And either you're for it or you're not.
And we're going to endorse the person who's for it, whether it be in the Green Party, whether it be in our own party, whether it be anywhere.
We're going to vote, endorse the person who endorses us.
No more of the lesser of two evil.
That's what they're saying now.
They're finally saying what I was saying for what we were saying at this show for over a year.
The lesser of two evils is what got you this.
That kind of voting strategy got you this.
We can't take half a loaf, a quarter of a loaf, an eighth of a loaf, or even crumbs.
You're not even being given crumbs anymore.
He received applause when he pointed out on the convention floor that even when the Democrats gained total control of the presidency and Congress in the 2008 election, they not only didn't follow through on labor law reform and other top progressive and worker priorities, but instead produced the Trans-Pacific Partnership Free Trade Pact and similar measures.
So the fucking unions put their weight behind Barack Obama and Barack Obama stuck it to him, put a knife in their back, didn't do a goddamn thing for them.
Why do you keep supporting them?
It took 10 more years or nine more years for us to get to this point where you're like, okay, I guess I guess the Democrats, this isn't working.
Wow.
Really?
So Barack Obama turns his back on workers and then we get Trump.
And you wonder how that, I bet it was Susan Sarandon, right?
I bet it was Susan Sarandon and nightclub comedians and fracking activists.
I bet they're the ones, right?
They're really to blame.
What was all those Russians hanging out in Dapple too?
Oh, right.
Remember the Russians told Barack Obama not to help out unions?
Remember when the Russians made Barack Obama not pass card check?
Remember that?
Remember when the Russians made Barack Obama push the TPP?
Remember that?
I don't.
This is what lost your election, not fucking Russians, you goddamn lemmings.
Anybody who pushes that is such a gullible son of a bitch.
I can't believe it.
You know who threw our election?
Barack Obama.
You know who threw our election?
Goldman Sachs.
You know who threw our election?
Pfizer, Halliburton, Exxon, Koch brothers.
That's who threw our election.
How about the people in New York who threw 200,000 progressives off the voting rolls?
That didn't throw our election.
How about the Electoral College threw our election?
This is what throws the election.
The Democratic Party was not delivering anything, he said, even when it had control of the White House, the Congress, and the Senate.
And that's what we've been saying here since this goddamn show started.
And everybody told us we're crazy.
Everybody told us we're petulant children.
And now the head of all the labor unions are agreeing with this show.
Isn't that awesome?
And the people who said we were petulant children are fucking morons.
The people who said that about us have no political sense whatsoever.
Those people are fucking losers.
Those are the people who gave you Hillary Clinton.
The people who said we were petulant children for not propping up a corporatist warmonger are in turn the people who gave you Trump.
The people who don't know their asshole from a hole in the ground when it comes to politics.
They're what's broken inside the Democratic Party.
And guess who's finally waking up?
The unions.
The Republicans entrenched union busting.
Democratic presidential Bill Clinton deregulated Wall Street.
And Democratic president Jimmy Carter deregulated trucking.
I'm old enough to remember when that happened.
Jimmy Carter deregulated trucking.
So now you've got truckers driving 18 hours and taking all kinds of methamphetamines so they can get to their, mm-hmm.
What would be wrong would be to confine this movement for a labor party to the institution of the two-party system.
Good for you.
Yeah.
Good for you.
Again, remember what we said at this show.
If everyone who agreed with a Green New Deal last election would have voted for a Green New Deal, we wouldn't Still be having this fight because the Democrats would have been wiped out.
The Green Party would be the new party.
They would have all the energy.
They would have their federal funding and we would still have Trump, but we would have a radically different progressive movement.
Right now, half the progressives are still trying to reform the Democratic Party, if not 80% of them, which is a fool's errand, I think.
And that's what this guy says.
He knows better.
What would be wrong would be to confine this movement for a labor party to the institution of the two-party system.
Oh, I love it.
Continuing to follow the same model, expecting a different result is not a solution.
It is insanity.
It is insanity.
It's not a solution, a delegate from Vermont said in the meeting.
So I would like to gloat.
Again, a lot of gloating happening in recent days here at the Jimmy Dore show.
By the way, I can't believe what little press attention this has gotten.
Well, yeah, and it should get a lot more press attention because the biggest thing that 2016 really showed was that Democrats have completely lost their footing with the working class.
Undeservedly so.
Workers voted for Trump.
Workers voted for Trump.
They bought his snake oil.
So, yeah, I think that labor, because it's really easy when a certain candidate gets an endorsement from X or Y. Oh, well, they have the endorsement from this.
So no, oh, yeah, I know that Tim Kaine's pro-life, but he has the endorsement from Narrow.
Yes.
Well, you know what?
Like, and it's time for these organizations to stop giving those endorsements again, just because it's the quote-unquote lesser than two evil.
Because why does that doesn't work?
Because the more evil gets progressively shittier, and sometimes that more evil wins.
And then the less evil gets shittier as well.
That's why we can't do that anymore.
And I think we've reached our crisis point.
I'm pretty sure this is the tipping point.
And if it isn't, whatever wake-up call we need, it's going to be too little too late.
Well, I think when the polar ice caps melt full, I think that that's it.
I think that'll be maybe Barack Obama will come back into public life to open the Arctic to drilling one more time.
Barack Obama opened the Arctic to drilling twice.
Just so you know, that's your environmentalist.
We're going to let it play out.
He's going to let it play out.
See how this global warming works.
Cities are underwater.
Well, we'll see how it plays out.
Oh, you know, I have a safe house and I have a safe room when we house and I have $65 million.
There's a coastline in Minnesota now.
We'll see how it plays out.
Look at all the great economic development.
We have new coastlines.
All right.
Good for you, unions.
Third party.
That's what we got to do.
We got to do a third party.
And there's lots of more people.
Not just the unions are looking into coalescing a third party, but the progressives from all different wings, Greens, DSA, SA, RW, they're all looking to come together to form a third party.
I think it's going to happen.
Here with hilarious comedians Sam Tripoli from the Tinfoil Hat podcast and Rod Placot.
Howdy, howdy.
So we're talking about this is kind of unsettling.
So Twitter gave testimony in front of the Senate and or the United States Committee on the Judiciary, the Subcommittee on Crime and Terrorism, and the testimony of Sean J. Edgett.
He's the acting general counsel for Twitter.
And this happened on Tuesday on Halloween.
So this is directly from his testimony in front of this committee.
Are you ready for this?
This is from that lawyer.
Twitter understands the importance of committees' inquiry into extremist content and Russian disinformation online.
And we appreciate the opportunity to appear here today.
Do you see how it already starts going off the rails at the beginning?
The extremist content and Russian disinformation online.
Let's remember that they spent $100,000 on Facebook ads in Russia.
We don't know who just originated from Russia.
It could have been anybody.
$100,000.
Half of that, $50,000, was spent after the election.
And half of that, $50,000 was spent in states that were decidedly red already.
So now it's even less.
So now it's $50,000 before the election, even less than you thought, and then spent in places that are red anyway.
Well, Jimmy, the part that nobody likes to talk about is that this was actually given on Halloween because the social media chapter of Russia Gate, like Halloween, is just a bunch of hyperbole meant to scare people.
They wanted to.
Very nice.
He goes on, although Twitter has been fighting the problem of span and malicious automation for many years in the period preceding the 2016 election, we observed new ways in which accounts were abusing automation to propagate misinformation on our platform.
How does Twitter know what's real information and what's not?
So if the Washington Post tweets out that Iraq has WMDs, is that not misinformation?
When the New York Times tweets out that they have WMDs, is that not misinformation?
When the New York Times tweets out an editorial that says that the Democrats have to move to the right and get in bed with Wall Street, isn't that misinformation?
So how are you, when Rachel Maddow puts out a video that says that Russia is under my bed and around every corner, isn't that disinformation?
So my point is, how does Twitter know?
Go ahead, Sam.
This country's history is built on misinformation.
I mean, there had to be a book written called The Untold Stories of U.S. History.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
You go through textbooks that are printed in Texas and they go, that's not a real fact.
That's not a real fact.
That's not a real fact.
It's been since the dawn of time.
It's only called fake news when it doesn't fit the official narrative.
When it goes against the establishment, when it's going to cost a plutocrat a nickel, that's when it's fake news, right?
So it goes to, he went on.
He said, before the election, we also detected and took, get this, and took action on activity relating to hashtags that have since been reported as manifestations of efforts to interfere with the 2016 election.
For example, our automated spam detection system.
Not a person.
Sounds like that's not a person.
That's right.
Is that a job description for a person?
What do you do?
I'm an automated spam detector person.
Nope, it's a system.
All right.
Yeah.
Not a person.
Just pointing that part out.
Our automated spam detection systems help mitigate the impact of automated tweets promoting the hashtag Podesta emails, which originated with WikiLeaks publication of thousands of emails from the Clinton campaign, Chairman John Podesta's Gmail account.
The core of the hashtag was propagated by WikiLeaks, whose account sent out a series of 118 original tweets containing variants of the hashtag PodestaEmails, referencing the daily installments of the emails released on WikiLeaks website.
Just so you know, Wikileaks has never ever published anything that wasn't 100% factual.
So they're saying, oh, WikiLeaks is tweeting all this shit out.
We got to stop it.
They're tweeting out facts.
They're tweeting out stuff that news agencies are supposed to do.
They're an award-winning news agency, but they're reporting stuff that you don't like now.
So now you want to trash them, which is exactly what Donald Trump does to NBC.
He doesn't like the shit they're saying, so he wants to take their license away.
But it's okay if you do it to WikiLeaks because, oh, we don't like Donald Trump, but we like Hillary Clinton.
Okay.
In the two months preceding the election, around 57,000 users posted approximately 426,000 unique tweets containing variations of hashtag Potesta emails.
Approximately one quarter or 25% of those tweets received internal tags from Twitter from our automation detection system that hid them from searches.
So, the Silicon Valley billionaire designs an algorithm to decide what you get to hear and what you don't get to hear.
What information is true and not?
Some billionaire guy in Silicon Valley developed an algorithm, which is fucking wrong.
It's going to tell you what is good for you and what is not.
What could go wrong?
Yeah, and it doesn't specify like what like it's not like we detected that a quarter of them were from Bio.
It doesn't specify that.
It just says that they use the hashtag and a quarter of them were hidden.
And we're supposed to be like, oh, great job.
Oh, great job.
Like, what do you, what did you do that was good here?
What if we, what if we were tweeting out, hey, look at this bullshit story about Podesta email.
What if we, that gets caught too?
So no matter what you say about it, you just catch it, right?
You just, you just suppress it from your users because you're daddy and they're too little to understand.
That's what this is.
This is paternalism.
This is totalitarianism.
Go ahead.
Why does it go only one way, right?
It's unbelievable.
You have a website known for batting a thousand.
And by the way, the best baseball player ever hit 400.
That was the best.
This website's betting a thousand.
Yet this Russian occlusion thing completely made up of false.
Did this automated system catch any of that?
Why does it only go to once?
Is it because they have to keep up the pro wrestling facade of good guys, bad guys?
Yes.
It's unbelievable.
There's a little more to this.
This guy, the lawyer for Twitter, went on to say, our systems detected and hinted just under half, 48% of the tweets relating to variants of another notable hashtag, hashtag DNCLeak.
Why would you want to suppress those tweets?
DNC Leak, which concerned the disclosure of leaked emails on the Democratic National Committee.
What are you doing?
Why is Twitter suppressing that information from a news organization that's accurate?
Why would you do that?
Would you also suppress the Pentagon papers?
By the way, did they try to catch any with the hashtag dossier?
Did you try to catch any of those?
Because that was all bullshit.
That was all paid for by the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC.
Did you catch any of those?
That would say dossier?
No.
Isn't that interesting?
As Sam says, why does it only go one way?
Isn't that weird?
Why is it that?
And you're literally filtering out facts.
Yes.
What I don't understand about this is everyone.
Oh, you hear Donna Brizelle and I saw your video and it was excellent about her.
Oh, I won't answer this stuff because it's all we were hacked.
What does it matter?
Well, how about what's in the emails?
If I showed you a picture of your significant other with somebody else, are you yelling at me?
Oh, why do you have that picture?
What's in the picture is what's really offensive, not the fact I have it on my phone and how I got it.
The fact that your significant other is lying and cheating to you seems to be a little bit more, should be the important problem.
The proof that what you're saying is correct, Sam, is that when it was revealed who funded the dossier, which was a DC DNC and Hillary Clinton campaign, and they lied about it for a year, their argument then was it doesn't matter who funded it.
It matters what's in it.
That was their argument then.
But the exact opposite of what they were saying when the emails were Podestas.
Then they were saying, no, no, no, you can't look at them because it was illegally gotten by a Russian government, which was made up.
And we'll never, ever, ever have proof that someone hacked into the DNC and John Podesta's emails.
You know why?
Because they didn't let the FBI examine their servers.
And why would you not do that?
Because they're fucking lying.
One other thing I just really wanted to ask, and I'd love any of your listeners to tell me this.
They said that they hacked both and only released the DNC.
How come not one Republican has ever come out and said he was hacked by the Russians?
Right?
They've never come out.
They're not even that smart enough to set up both sides of the argument, right?
They only set up one side.
Not once have you seen one Republican going, yeah, they got into me too.
And I can't tell you what they got, but they got, they're not even that smart.
This is amazing.
Recognizing that elections continue and that the health and safety of our platform was a top priority, our first task was to prevent similar abuses in the future.
Meaning our first task was to implement censorship.
Our first task was that we decided what you could handle and what you couldn't.
Our first task was to be a nanny state for you on Twitter.
Our first task was to suppress information that could be injurious to the establishment.
That was your first task.
We responded by launching an initiative to combat the problem of malicious automation and disinformation going forward.
Again, as Ron pointed out, how do you know that was automated tweets?
How do you know it was disinformation?
You have no idea.
You're just suppressing tweets.
Since the 2016 election, we have made significant improvements to reduce external attempts to manipulate content.
These improvements were driven by investments into methods to detect malicious automation through abuse of our API.
And that stands for Application Programming Interface.
That's what API stands for.
Limit the ability of malicious actors to create new accounts in bulk, detect coordinated malicious activity across clusters of accounts, and better enforce policies against abusive third-party applications.
So you guys have no idea what you're doing.
They have no idea who they're stopping, what they're have no fucking idea who's a bot, who's not.
They have no idea.
I think this API or whatever it is is a lot like that one person in a comedy club who demands political correctness and has demanded what everybody in the group should hear because they, I mean, can this software tell intent?
I mean, is that where we're with AI right now?
That's the same thing with political correctness.
It is broad rules for everybody else.
Yep, that is exactly right.
And you don't have a right to not have your feelings hurt, by the way.
And a lot of times people get their feelings hurt incorrectly.
So let's keep that in mind.
Uh-oh, former Speaker of the House John Boehner is on the line.
Hello.
That's right.
It's me, Boehner.
You know, Political just did a profile on your retirement and memories of your career.
I like to do a shorter version of that.
Can I just throw out a few names to get your reaction?
Hell no.
Hell no.
Remember when I did the hell no thing?
That was my shining moment on the hill.
Good times.
By all means, hit me with your best shots.
I'm Boehner Unchained.
Maynery World.
Eat my truth, America.
No prisoners, you bunch of fucked hearts.
Whoops.
Boehner made a boner.
Can I say fuck tarts on your kitty show, Jimmy?
By the way, I want you to know that only I am allowed to say boner.
Nobody else understand.
You can't say boner to Boehner.
Only fuzzy seller and I can call boner a banner.
Do you?
Hey, you know there's more to that phone call, but we don't have time in today's podcast.
We have time, but we got to get it to you in the premium.
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Special thank you to our guest, Sam Tripoli.
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Okay, today's show was written.
That's right.
It was written by Mike McRae, Ron Placone, Tap Zamorano, and Jim Earl.
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