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	Get ready for an outstanding entertainment program.
	The Jimmy Dore Show!
	The Jimmy Dore Show!
	Hello, this is Jimmy.
	Yes, hello.
	Yes, this is Jimmy Door.
	Um, yes, hello.
	This is Hillary supporter.
	Oh, hi, Hillary supporter.
	How are you?
	Okay, that's none of your business.
	Excuse me.
	Oh, sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Excuse me.
	Okay, sorry.
	Yes, I'm calling your quote-unquote comedy program to unapologetically and unabashedly gloat.
	Oh, boy.
	I am gloating.
	Yeah, it appears Hillary will be the nominee.
	Yes, it does.
	It does appear that way.
	We are going to have our first woman president in the history of this shitty republic, and that is fantastic news for women, people of color, and everyone who cares about justice and what is right, and all of that with no thanks to you.
	Me?
	Yes, you.
	Why me?
	You and the rest of your Bernie bros who openly and disgustingly supported Bernie Sanders' blatantly misogynistic campaign, which routinely silenced and marginalized those whose voices are in 2016 the most vital.
	Namely, agoraphobes who use social anxiety as an excuse to be unpleasant to other people and small dogs who clearly can choose their favorite outfits, but still aren't legally considered people.
	Uh-oh.
	Okay, okay.
	So hold on.
	How was Bernie Sanders' campaign misogynistic?
	Are you kidding me?
	Are you kidding me right now?
	What a joke.
	What a joke.
	Ah!
	Yeah.
	The entire Bernie campaign was nothing but misogyny, literally the hatred of women, writ large, metastasized, willed into being as a douchey, fratty beast of the apocalypse by that old wizard.
	I hate him.
	So I hate women because I support Senator Sanders?
	Yes, of course you do, empirically.
	I'm not going to pussyfoot around this anymore.
	Yes, you hate women.
	You and all Bernie bros.
	I'm sick and tired of being told to not say things that don't technically make any sense.
	Well, you know what?
	I'm not going to be cowed and silenced anymore.
	I'm saying it.
	It's such patriarchal bullshit, this notion that, oh, you have to have a reason to make some sort of claim.
	Well, you know what?
	That's how I feel.
	Bernie and his supporters hate women.
	And my feelings are just as important as any stupid thing that comes out of your misogynistic mouth.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	And you know what?
	It doesn't matter anymore because Hillary beat him.
	Jesus.
	She beat him forever.
	It's over.
	So you and your Bernie bros can all go home and cry your male tears.
	Hashtag masculinity so fragile, LOL.
	Bye.
	Bye, Bernie Bros.
	Go back to your parents' basements whence you came and do the rest of humanity a favor, now that you're actually a part of humanity, and don't come out.
	Except on election day.
	Come out and vote for Hillary, but then go right back home.
	So it seems to me that you are simply using the term Bernie Bros for anyone who supported the Sanders campaign, right?
	It's the same thing.
	It's the same thing.
	You're nothing but a bunch of white entitled woman-hating douchey Bernie bros.
	And you think you can get away with anything, but you can't.
	I'm sorry to say, sorry to tell you, those days are over.
	You disgust me, all of you.
	Look at that Bernie bro in Palo Alto who only got six months in jail for raping a woman just because he was a Bernie bro.
	Wait, Brock Turner?
	Well, I'm sure there are others, but yes, him.
	And don't see his name.
	This Bernie bro went up in front of a bunch of fellow...
	That's how you people are.
	I'm not disagreeing that it was a horrible crime and an utter perversion of justice occurred there, but I'm sorry.
	Why is he a Bernie bro?
	I don't recall any element of that news story that addressed who anyone's political preferences were.
	Oh, please wake up.
	Oh, honey.
	You're stupid.
	So stupid.
	Give me a break.
	Please.
	Give me a break.
	Don't even.
	That monster was the platonic ideal of a Bernie bro.
	Give me a break.
	I'd like to point out to you that there are many, many female Bernie supporters.
	How dare you?
	How dare you?
	You know what?
	Let me explain something to you.
	What?
	That is an extremely marginalizing and othering tactic, what you're doing there.
	What?
	Saying to me that my perspective doesn't matter.
	I personally know of no women, zero women who supported Bernie Sanders.
	Not a single one.
	And the conclusion that I draw from that anecdotal evidence will not be nullified or negated.
	Wait, how is that possible?
	How can you not know a single female Bernie supporter?
	I rarely, if ever, interact with other people in person, and I have blocked everyone on social media who has posted anything positive about Bernie Sanders and then reported them for harassment.
	Don't you think that...
	And you know what?
	All of this is missing the bigger point, which is this.
	Bernie has continued to drag out his campaign when he should have conceded a long time ago when Hillary announced her candidacy, actually.
	But he keeps going and going, which is basically a violation of Hillary and all of us who have rallied around her.
	It's a sickening, degrading tactic on his part.
	I'm so angry.
	You know what?
	I literally think, I literally think that if he goes one more day without conceding, that Hillary should seriously consider filing assault charges because that's basically what this says.
	Okay.
	It's an assault on her integrity and her be.
	Don't you think that actually diminishes people who are actually assaulted when they say they were assaulted?
	Okay, what you're doing right now is very insulting.
	I'm just asking questions.
	You're trying to define reality at the expense of other people who want to take analogies to an extreme that they're comfortable with.
	How dare you?
	I'm sorry.
	I don't mean to dare to do anything, but I appreciate, you know what?
	We're out of time.
	Thanks for calling and being.
	Well, I will be calling back and educating you some more because you need it.
	And I'm very, I'm very happy to be in a position where I can educate people.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Well, listen, thanks for calling in.
	I appreciate it.
	Okay, I have to go to.
	I have to go like a bunch of Sadie Doyle tweets.
	I'm behind.
	It's the Jimmy Door show.
	the show for the kind of people that are It's the show that makes Anderson Cooper save.
	It's hard to talk to you guys.
	And now, here's a guy who sounds a lot like me.
	It's Jimmy Dore.
	Hi, everybody.
	Welcome to this week's show.
	Guess what?
	I have joined in the studio from the miserable liberal.
	You know where you love her.
	It's our resident Latina.
	It's Steph Zemarano.
	Hey, Steph Hohen.
	Hello, ladies.
	Also with us, Emmy Award-winning former writer for The Daily Show, the author of Morning Remembrance, fake obituaries of real dead people.
	It's Jim Earle.
	Hey, Jim, how are you?
	Hi, Jimmy.
	It's a great honor being on your show once again.
	Yes, fantastic.
	You know, let's get to the jokes before we get to the jokes, shall we?
	I have one joke this week.
	We only have one joke this week.
	Our monologue joke writer has been having some tough times.
	He's been writing, he's been having some writing troubles, but he still writes a great joke like this one.
	You know, the AP, if you guys remember, the AP declared Hillary Clinton the Democratic nominee even before the California, New Jersey elections.
	The AP declared her the winner of the primary.
	And, you know, declaring the winner of the Democratic nomination the night before the final primaries is a case of premature ejaculation.
	You know, I wish a lot of his, her voters had pulled out early.
	Oh!
	That's what you call a tag, damn it.
	Tang.
	Anyway, don't freak out.
	Those are the jokes.
	What's coming up on today's show?
	What's coming up on today's show?
	I'll tell you what's coming up on the goddamn show today.
	First of all, the White House acknowledges the FBI is investigating Hillary Clinton.
	They're acknowledging it finally.
	Also, we're going to talk about how does a winner of a primary actually woo the Challenger supporters to their side.
	Josh Ernest, who is the press secretary for the president of the United States, currently is going to tell us just how you do that.
	Plus, Google, turns out SourceFeed did an investigative report about Google.
	This is the true thing.
	Google was rigging their Google searches for Hillary Clinton.
	They were rigging them.
	Because according to SourceFeed, we're going to talk about it coming up.
	Plus, what else is going on?
	Oh, there was a, remember the lady who got that she got egged at a Trump rally?
	We're going to talk about that.
	Turns out, Washington Post doing some more horrible stuff.
	Hey, we got a cameraman swearing live with an open microphone on MSNBC.
	He's used the F word and he swore at my favorite female reporter over there, Chris Jansen.
	So we're going to talk about that.
	Plus, a crowd at a Bernie rally starts chanting anti-mainstream media chants.
	And it just kind of happens naturally.
	And we're going to talk about that.
	Plus, we got phone calls today from Bernie Sanders calls in.
	And guess what?
	A Hillary Clinton supporter calls in.
	Oh, great.
	Yes, and George Clooney calls in to talk about is it sexist to run a political campaign against a lady?
	George Clooney is going to let us know.
	Plus, a lot lot more.
	That's today on the Jimmy Dore Show.
	Thank you.
	So you know how Google works.
	This is a great story.
	This is unbelievable.
	SourceFed came up with this.
	You know, when you type in anything to do a Google search, Google tries to finish your search, right?
	So if you type in Jimmy Doer, you know, go Jimmy Door, awesome.
	Jimmy Door, super awesome.
	You know what I'm talking about.
	Yeah.
	So it turns out Google was manipulating that stuff in aid of Hillary Clinton.
	And that's not, because I saw this.
	First of all, I saw this as a tweet.
	SourceFeed or SourceFed.
	I thought they were called SourceBeed.
	It says, perhaps the biggest story we've ever done.
	Did Google manipulate the search for Hillary?
	The answer just may surprise you, or will it?
	So here's the answer.
	Yes.
	But here's some of the video they did.
	They put out a video explaining this.
	So you all know how when you do a search, they were manipulating the searches so negative stuff about Hillary Clinton wouldn't come up.
	And here, I'll give you a little bit of their video source fed.
	Because of that principle, there's an inherent trust that when you Google something, you are seeing the actual factual answer to your query or question based at least in part on the results of what other people are actually searching for.
	So like when you Google something, what comes up is the popular thing that other people have Googled, right?
	So we all know how that works, right?
	So if a lot of people Google the same thing, Google will register that.
	And then when you type in a couple of letters, it recognizes the mobile.
	And they'll go, oh, you mean this?
	Oh, you mean that?
	So we all know how that works.
	That's what they're saying.
	And so we inherently trust when Google puts something up as a suggestion that they're suggesting it because it's popular, that that would be the thing.
	This guy's saying that's inherently, that's why we trust Google.
	You have to have that trust that what they're putting up is actually the actual results of a search and not a pretend or a paid-for result of a search because then we wouldn't trust those, right?
	So here we go.
	Here we go.
	So that's so, I hope I'm explaining this correctly.
	I hope everybody's getting it.
	Here we go.
	In the case of Hillary Clinton, who clinched the Democratic nomination, we know for a fact that that is not the case.
	Thanks to the help of our editor, Spencer Reed, SourceFed has Discovered that Google has been actively altering search recommendations in favor of Hillary Clinton's campaign so quietly that we were unable to see it for what it was until today.
	When we type Hillary Clinton CRI into Google, the site's autocomplete function shows three potential searches: Hillary Clinton crime reform, Hillary Clinton crisis, and Hillary Clinton crime bill 1994.
	However, when you type the same term Hillary Clinton CRI into Google's competitors, Bing and Yahoo, you get very different results focusing on whether or not Hillary Clinton has ever committed a crime.
	There's clearly something wrong here, right?
	It's like if you put three people into a room that's on fire and two out of the three people yell fire and the third person yells, I'm in a room.
	So what's going on here?
	So just to break it down so you know what's happening.
	So if you type in Hillary Clinton CRI, the thing that should come up is the things that came up on Yahoo and Bing, which was her crimes, crime report.
	But what they switched it to was other things that were that weren't as deleterious to Hillary Clinton.
	Does that make sense to you?
	Do you see what's happening?
	So they double-checked it, like, wait a minute.
	So they went and checked the other search engines and they came up exactly the same, except Google's was totally different.
	Now, hold off and let's watch a little more.
	When we search for Hillary Clinton crime reform, the top result from earlier, there weren't even enough searches of the term to build a graph on the site, which begs the question: why on earth is it the first potential result?
	So do you see what he's saying?
	He's saying if you actually type it all the way in, Hillary Clinton crime reform, it doesn't even, there's nothing that even comes up, right?
	Because there's not a nobody's searching that.
	So why does it come up when you just type in Hillary Clinton CRI?
	That doesn't make sense.
	That's what he's saying.
	Okay.
	And we added a second search term, Hillary Clinton crimes.
	Look what Google gave back.
	Apparently far more people are searching for Hillary Clinton crimes than Hillary Clinton crime reform.
	Google just doesn't want you to know or ask.
	But hey, maybe that's a fluke, right?
	We tried it again, this time to see if Hillary Clinton's much-discussed potential indictment by the FBI would show up.
	When you type Hillary Clinton IND into Bing or Yahoo, there are plenty of indictment-based recommendations.
	So now, you get that?
	So if you're trying to say, hey, Hillary Clinton indictment, so you get to the IND part, Bing search engine suggests Hillary Clinton indictment.
	Hillary Clinton indictment 2016.
	Hillary Clinton indicted.
	Also, so does Yahoo.
	Indictment, indictment coming, indictment 2016.
	But what happens with Google?
	You type it into Google.
	The top two recommended auto-completions are Hillary Clinton Indiana and Hillary Clinton India.
	What?
	Well, maybe there's something wrong with Google's algorithm.
	Oh, L Gor rhythm.
	I got El Gore rhythm.
	Would people really be searching more for Hillary Clinton India than Hillary Clinton indictment?
	When we entered them both into trends, people were searching for Hillary Clinton indictment eight times more often than Hillary Clinton India.
	The intention is clear.
	Google is burying potential searches for terms that could have hurt Hillary Clinton in the primary elections over the past several months by manipulating recommendations on their site.
	In addition, for comparison, we searched for negative terms that have been associated in the media with Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump on all three sites, specifically Bernie Sanders SOC for socialist and Donald Trump RAC for racist or racism.
	This time, Google matched the recommendations of Bing or Yahoo.
	No visible tampering.
	Google's bias here is undeniable, but how did this happen?
	Why?
	Who is responsible?
	At this point.
	I'm going to guess there's some high-level people who own companies who are in bed with Hillary Clinton.
	That's my guess.
	Maybe the guy who's the chair, the CEO of Google or Alphabet or YouTube or whatever.
	What are you saying?
	She's going to have some kind of connection.
	I'm going to get there.
	I'm going to guess they're all in bed together.
	This, you know, I'm talking about the one money party.
	That's what I'm going to guess this is all about.
	Let's see.
	Stage, I must be clear.
	We at SourceFed are.
	Oh, I don't care what you say about that.
	He's saying that we don't are not saying anything because he's afraid of being sued.
	I'm not so afraid.
	Here we go.
	There are a stunning number of links between Google and her campaign, and they all stem to one person in particular.
	Eric Schmidt, the executive chairman of Google's parent company, Alphabet Inc.
	and former CEO of Google, is also a major funder of The Groundwork, Which is, according to sources acquired by Wired, an investment by Schmidt to ensure that Hillary Clinton has the technological and engineering prowess to win the election.
	Their specialty is data analytics and targeted outreach, and they are one of the Clinton campaign's priciest outside contractors, billing the campaign over $177,000 in the second quarter of 2015 alone.
	So Eric Schmidt, the former head of Google, who is chairman of their parent company, funds a data analysis company that works for the Hillary campaign, whose chief technology officer, Stephanie Hannon, is a former Google executive.
	Eric Schmidt also has ties to the Pentagon, where he serves as the head of the Defense Innovation Advisory Board, working with the government to make the Pentagon run more like a Silicon Valley tech firm like Google.
	While all these connections do not prove explicit criminal wrongdoing, they do showcase a man who has a clear invested interest in how our country is run and is actively funding one candidate to run it while the company he advises is warping search results in her favor.
	In spite of all of this, one has to ask, well, we know that on the face of it, that this is wrong, how wrong is it really?
	Pretty wrong.
	It's pretty.
	So you're saying, well, how much the question he's going to get at is how much does this really affect people?
	Right.
	So what?
	It's their own site.
	So what they're doing, by the way, that really is bad for Google because people need to trust you, especially people who use the internet, people, tech people, geek people.
	Once your trust is gone, that what they're searching on your search engine isn't really what the most popular thing is that comes up or isn't really the right, you're dead.
	You're already gone.
	So, of course, it's not going to kill Google because Google is the verb, right?
	People don't say bing it.
	People don't say yahoo it.
	People say Google it.
	People don't say dog pilot.
	That's another search engine.
	People don't say dog pilot.
	You probably get slapped if you said that.
	People say Google it.
	So that's a thing.
	So I'm sure Google, but this is again, Hillary Clinton touches something, it gets sullied.
	It gets that it gets tarnished right away with corruption, money, corruption, power, underhanded, not what it seems like.
	Unbelievable.
	So how big of a deal is this, right?
	So there's a guy named Robert Epstein.
	Well, they're going to tell you right now, here's how big of a deal it is.
	Here's how much it could affect the vote.
	Something like what Google did.
	Here it is.
	Ready?
	Dr. Robert Epstein is a psychologist at the American Institute for Behavioral Research, whose most recent experiments focused on changing political opinion through search engine results.
	In his study, he held a mock election and allowed the mock voters to search for various terms regarding the two candidates.
	For one group, he showed mostly positive search results about candidate A, while another group received mostly positive results for candidate B. A control group received mixed, untouched results.
	What he found was that he was able to swing voters up to 48% for whatever side had more positive results, a process he dubbed voter manipulation power.
	He was quoted as saying that Google could determine the outcome of upwards of 25% of all national elections.
	A Google spokesperson spoke with Wired on the topic Last August, saying that providing relevant answers has been the cornerstone of Google's approach to search from the very beginning.
	It would undermine people's trust in our results and company if we were to change course.
	I'm sure that many people at Google would be disturbed.
	I'm sure they're not.
	I'm sure the people who didn't know about this are disturbed because it does ruin their reputation in a way.
	Certainly.
	Certainly, they're going to get a lot of jokes thrown their way.
	They're going to be embarrassed.
	They're going to be ridiculed as they should for this.
	So, and by the way, Google owns YouTube.
	This is what we're on right now.
	So, talk about having your journalistic freedom.
	If this show goes off the air next week, look out.
	You know, I searched for Hillary Clinton in Alta Vista, and all it came up was the macarena and swatches.
	You need a better search engine.
	So, what the search engines are supposed to do is give you the most relevant searches.
	They're supposed to, and they're and so that doesn't make you not want to use Google.
	It makes me not want to use Google.
	Yes, it makes me not want to use Google.
	Yeah, it does.
	Well, now it's like, I don't know him.
	Can I trust him?
	I can't.
	I don't know if I can trust Guy.
	Is that a bingit, Yahoo it?
	Dog pilot.
	You know, Hillary says she feels sorry for young people who don't do their research.
	Remember, she said that.
	Yeah, and then she gets Google to manipulate the research people are doing on her.
	Isn't that something?
	Just like a Clinton.
	When I Googled Riggs System, the results come back rigged for her pleasure.
	Oh, my God.
	Rigged for her pleasure.
	Huh?
	Because I decided.
	Anyway, there's a new super PAC now called Correct the Google.
	Google warps search results about Hillary Clinton.
	Google chaired by Hillary campaign contractor with Pentagon Connections.
	Coincidence.
	That's what I say.
	Coincidence.
	This is shocking.
	Rich people do favors for other rich people in a nefarious way.
	I didn't know that happened.
	You know, when I Google reasons why liberals support Hillary, I get no results.
	So there you go.
	Even Google.
	Even God, we do CNN.
	We saw MSNBC.
	We know all the Abe, we saw all the establishment media completely in the tank for Hillary CNN.
	Time Water's the number seven donor to Hillary Clinton.
	We all know this.
	We didn't know this about Google.
	It's unbelievable the corruption in not only in our politics, it's society in general.
	We're living in a corrupt oligarchy.
	And do you need more proof?
	Guess what?
	you're going to get at least four more years of some good goddamn proof.
	Bye.
	Hello, this is Jimmy.
	Jimmy.
	How's it going?
	It's George Clooney.
	Hey, George.
	How are you, buddy?
	Doing good.
	How about you?
	I heard you reached your goal.
	Oh, we did.
	We did it on our Indiegogo campaign.
	Yes, we did very well.
	Thank you very much for asking.
	It's a good feeling, isn't it?
	It is a good feeling.
	It makes me feel like we're really connecting with people and our brand of news/slash satire is needed.
	So that makes me feel good.
	Yes.
	Thanks for asking.
	I know what it feels like.
	I recently reached a goal of mine that I've had for a long time.
	Feels good.
	Really?
	Well, what was your goal?
	I have now had sex with every woman I've ever wanted to.
	Happy to say, three days ago, Penelope Cruz fell like the Hannoy Hill.
	She held out for a long time.
	Gotta hand it to her.
	Oh, I got it.
	You know what?
	And it was close to it.
	But either way, I was going to win because either I was going to have sex with her or she was about to age to the point that I wouldn't want to have sex with her.
	So it's kind of a built-in win if you think about it.
	I am jealous.
	I would be lying.
	It's a win-win.
	You and I both know about those.
	Oh, but hey, the reason I wanted to call was did you the other day?
	You're a news guy, Craig.
	You watch the news.
	Did you see that New York Times reporter ask Bernie Sanders, literally, are you being sexist because you're still in the race?
	Asked him if he was a sexist because he didn't drop out yet because of Hillary Clinton.
	Yeah, right.
	Yeah.
	No, I did say that.
	That wasn't hilarious.
	What did you think of that?
	Well, I thought it was great.
	I mean, it was.
	No, no.
	We addressed that.
	Barry, we addressed that very thing in a phone call, I believe, a few weeks ago.
	You and I. Yeah, you and I did.
	But George, you brought that up.
	You said it was sexist for Bernie to run against Hillary as a joke.
	That was a comedy sketch that we were doing.
	That was a joke.
	You were being funny.
	That's why it's called comedy.
	Oh, well, Jimmy, you and I both know the most important thing that makes a joke really sing is when it has its sort of ring of truth to it.
	Comedy's not comedy if there's not some kind of truth in there.
	So you're saying that joke you were making was actually a real you were you're saying that was real?
	You were you was that what you're saying?
	That you really think it's sexist?
	Well, clearly.
	I mean, yeah.
	I mean, New York Times, New York Times reporter said the same thing.
	At least framed into question.
	So really?
	But it's true.
	You know, I mean, that's why.
	You know, you don't run against a lady.
	You got to be a gentleman.
	That's what, you know, Michael Jordan never played in the WNBA because he was a gentleman.
	I don't think that's why.
	He wasn't going to go out there and dunk on all those lovely ladies at the court.
	You know, Michael Phelps isn't going to go out there and turn all those, you know, women swimmers into a bunch of chum because he's a gentleman.
	All right.
	Well, listen, George, you know, I. If you're a politician, you only run against other men.
	Okay.
	Okay, George.
	Well, we disagreed before in the joke sketch version of this, and we're still disagreeing in the real version.
	And you're pretending that the joke was also true.
	Okay, so I got.
	I'm losing, quite frankly, I'm losing track of what's a joke and what's a real conversation.
	Honestly, I am too, George.
	I don't know what.
	Are we doing a sketch right now, or is this an actual conversation?
	I'm not sure.
	I think these are muddy waters where it might be.
	We are.
	We are in muddy waters.
	All right, George.
	Well, listen, are you happy, though?
	Hillary Clinton, she's your candidate.
	You raised all that money for her.
	And do you think?
	It's fantastic.
	It's great.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, we're going to have a good time.
	You know, then you have another misogynist, Donald Trump running against you.
	Unfortunately, that one actually works.
	What do you mean that one actually works?
	Well, he is a sexist in that case.
	Yeah, it's actually accurate.
	Well, see, that's the thing.
	You kind of diminish the word misogynist and sexist when you apply it to a guy who's obviously not.
	So now when someone does come along who is like Donald Trump, that the sting is kind of lost from that word now.
	Wouldn't you agree?
	Well, Jimmy, gotta understand I'm a male feminist.
	Yes.
	And by that, I mean a guy who says feminist sounding things to get pussy.
	And yeah, sometimes you got to dilute things and make it sound like there's sexism going on when there's not.
	Just so you can stand up against it and make women think, oh, wow, this guy's really feminist.
	So you can get in their pants.
	Oh, okay.
	See how that works.
	I see.
	Ah, you know what, George?
	You're playing the long game.
	That's why I've had sex with everyone I've ever wanted to have sex with.
	Including Penelope Cruz.
	Okay.
	Goddamn, ever since Vanilla Sky.
	Damn.
	There's no more mountains to climb, Jimmy.
	All right, well, George, congratulations.
	So you've had sex with every woman you've ever wanted to.
	And a bunch I didn't.
	Ha ha ha ha ha.
	Music Oh my God, guess what?
	This is usually the time of the show when I tell you to get over to our Indiegogo page and help us expand and grow and donate.
	But guess what?
	You already did that, and we reached our goal last week.
	So that is amazing.
	I'm, of course, flattered.
	I'm humbled.
	I'm all those nice things.
	It's really, I'm a bit overwhelmed, actually.
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	Barack Obama just endorsed Hillary Clinton as the Democratic nominee for president.
	And this is where we pretend that Obama and the entire Democratic establishment were not endorsing Hillary Clinton since day one.
	So let me tell you why I won't be endorsing Hillary Clinton.
	Because she'll say anything and change nothing.
	Oh, wait.
	Barack Obama said that.
	This election has been historic.
	For the first time, we have a woman, a reality star, and a person with integrity.
	We're entering that period where the Democratic establishment pretends to listen to the progressive wing of their party until election day when they change their phone numbers.
	And why has the media been so eager to end this race?
	Well, there's a massive reservoir of Hillary Super PAC money coming their way.
	It's been Bernie Sanders standing in the way of it.
	With the amount of campaign ad money that will be pouring into the networks this election season, the revenue will make the Super Bowl look like a rerun of MASH.
	Time Warner, Comcast, Cablevision, Viacom, Fox.
	They will all be well rewarded for their investments in Hillary's campaign.
	Now that this race is coming to an end, Bernie Sanders has been getting more airtime than when he was winning state after state.
	It's probably a coincidence that the candidate who's for getting money out of politics didn't get covered by the corporations who already get so much money out of politics.
	And the American voters can finally enjoy the spectacle of a pair of 1%ers fighting over who's a sexist and who's a woman.
	Trump and Hillary.
	The problem is one doesn't know what he's doing and the other does know what she's doing.
	When this becomes a contest of which candidate has less negatives, we'll realize there's no positive outcome of this election.
	A female president is long overdue in this country.
	And Hillary is a great candidate if you ignore her record, duplicity, and the investigations in front of her.
	She is historic.
	Supporters say she's a great role model that proves a woman can be as corrupt as a man.
	It's considered progress when a woman supports war instead of a man supporting war.
	Where others see death, Hillary sees business opportunities.
	Four out of five war criminals like Henry Kissinger and Tony Blair agree Hillary is the right choice for endless war.
	Hillary said she was the victim of a vast right-wing conspiracy, so she decided to join one.
	You know, it's not enough just to be a Democrat.
	Healthcare, education, climate change, if you didn't fight for the candidate who consistently fought for these issues, you probably never believed in them in the first place.
	Unity doesn't just mean supporting a candidate who isn't Trump.
	This movement extends beyond this election.
	Bernie Sanders won in so, so many ways.
	This victory will have far-reaching impact beyond this moment.
	Thanks to Bernie, we've shown our strength and our energy.
	This movement is going to be represented at every level of our country, from local to the state to the Senate and beyond.
	We true progressives now know who's for real and who isn't.
	We know who has guts and who are just conformists.
	We will stick together and change this nation for the better.
	Don't freak out.
	And now we're reading from the book Morning Remembrance, fake obituaries of real dead people by Jim Earle.
	William Wolf MD, colonoscopy pioneer.
	William Wolf, originator of the modern colonoscopy procedure now practiced in well-ventilated clinics all around the world, has finally seen the murky light at the end of the long, disgusting tunnel.
	After graduating from New York University in 1936, Wolf spent years pioneering the field of colonic investigation.
	Then he became a doctor.
	He was the first to develop a safe method for examining the full length of the colon without having to first unhook it from the family slip and slide.
	As a result, the relatively unknown surgeon exploded from behind to become the number one expert on where number twos came from.
	A dedicated intestinal surgeon, Wolf was known for diving headfirst into each procedure, barely stopping even to catch a breath.
	Friends say there was no impediment that could keep him from getting his hands dirty.
	He loved his work, is what I'm saying.
	As a president, as president of the New York Surgical Society, Wolf published more than 120 scientific papers, all of them double ply.
	He was a gifted speaker, and his colonoscopy lectures would often leave the audience gripping their seats.
	Wolf's procedure inspired several technological advances, the most useful being a wire loop attached to the end of the endoscopic device that doctors now use to remote move car keys.
	His last request was that his sons might continue his legacy, taint-free.
	Thank you.
	That was another reading from the book, Morning Remembrance: Fake Obituaries of Real Dead People by Jim Earle.
	Available at JimEarl.com.
	We've talked about this already on the show.
	What normally happens at the end of a primary is the person who wins the primary reaches out to the challenger and offers them something, usually a position of power inside their administration, in order for them to feel better and tell their supporters to come join us and support.
	That's usually what happens.
	What's been happening this time is that all the people, this is how it's been going.
	Hey, you fucking sexist Bernie bros, you assholes.
	When are you going to vote for us?
	Which is not the most effective kind of wooing.
	That's not really.
	There's another video on this channel that we just put up about all the ways, all the horrible things people were saying to Bernie supporters, trying to get them to vote for Hillary.
	You ever try, I don't know, kindness?
	You ever try that?
	You ever try to, I don't know, convince someone without calling them names?
	That's not a good negotiation.
	You're a bad negotiator there.
	You're not really going to.
	You want to know how to do it?
	President Obama had a meeting with Bernie Sanders today.
	And so here's the president's secretary.
	And here's how he describes the meeting.
	Now, Bernie wasn't a jerk.
	He wasn't violent.
	He didn't brandish a chair.
	He wasn't sexist for staying in the race.
	He wasn't selfish.
	He didn't have a big ego.
	These are all things that are being said about Bernie Sanders right now.
	Voting for Bernie is selfish.
	They didn't say any of that.
	So here's what Josh Ernest says about it.
	Here's how he, this is how he would prefer to frame it.
	The president was pleased to have an opportunity to welcome Senator Sanders to the White House and congratulate him on the remarkable success that he enjoyed in the context of his Democratic, his campaign for the Democratic nomination for president.
	Oh, so first we start off with the congratulations.
	That's how you started off?
	That's how when you're trying to sweet talk somebody to support you in November, first you start, hey, congratulations, you guys do a great job.
	Isn't that nice?
	Wow, kind of buttering me up, getting me ready to support you.
	Senator Sanders competed in every state across the country and earned more than 10 million votes for his campaign.
	That's a remarkable accomplishment.
	And the president complimented him and congratulated him on his success.
	I think he could describe the conversation.
	You mean he didn't call him a name and tell him, get out, loser?
	He didn't go, math, math.
	He didn't get in his face when he walked in the old office.
	Matt, can't you guys do math?
	He didn't do that.
	The union president didn't do that when he's trying to get somebody to support his candidate.
	He didn't do that.
	That's weird because that's what everybody on Twitter thinks that's the way to get people to support your candidate is to be very dismissive and condescending.
	Apparently, that's what professional politicians don't do.
	Isn't that weird?
	Isn't that weird?
	We'd like to congratulate this old stupid man for being able to stay awake this long.
	There's more.
	As a friendly conversation that was focused on the future.
	Part of that future conversation was about the importance of the upcoming general election.
	You've heard the president say on a number of occasions how important it is to him personally that he be succeeded in office by a president who is committed to building on the remarkable progress that our country has made over the last seven and a half years.
	So that certainly was an important part of the conversation.
	But it went beyond that.
	There also was a conversation about the long-term future of the Democratic Party.
	And Senator Sanders' campaign enjoyed so much success because he was able to inspire a lot of young people, both Democrats and Independents, to support his campaign and to be engaged in the political process.
	That's a good thing.
	You mean you wouldn't...
	It's weird.
	He's not taking a dump on him, saying, why are you giving them fall?
	It's not doing any of that stuff.
	Yeah, but you got that subliminal crawl under there saying terminally ill patients can now take their own life.
	Oh, yeah, that was in the crawl.
	Yeah.
	So I think that's a hint for him to just off himself.
	So isn't that, isn't that weird?
	Well, let's see what else he has to say.
	Obama and Senator Sanders have an opportunity to talk about what work they could potentially do together in the future to ensure that the Democratic Party of the 21st century is diverse and vibrant and inclusive.
	Oh, you mean they actually talked about working together on common goals?
	That's just so weird.
	You mean he didn't call him a Bernie bro?
	He didn't say, why are you being so sexist, running a campaign against a nice lady?
	That's so weird.
	That's so weird how they had like, I don't know, like a mutually respectful conversation.
	They both acknowledged each other's accomplishments.
	Isn't that something?
	Maybe they're both sexists.
	I think maybe they both are because Barack Obama ran against Hillary.
	So he was already a sexist because not only did he run against her, he was such a jerk.
	Barack Obama beat her.
	At least Bernie's being nice to her.
	He's letting her, right now she's in the lead.
	So isn't that nice?
	She's in the lead all the way till the indictment.
	He's being a gentleman.
	He's being a gentleman.
	Whereas Barack Obama totally crushed her.
	That wasn't, that wasn't, talk about being at Obama, bro.
	So turns out maybe that's a better way to get supporters.
	You congratulate them on they've done, hey, let's work together.
	You've brought people into the party.
	This is great.
	These are all great things you've done, and you've been super successful.
	That's such a different way than how people are talking to Bernie supporters online.
	Could not be more dismissive.
	Even Nate Silver making jokes, poking fun.
	Hey, the Bernie's, it's not over for Bernie.
	East Montana hasn't come in yet.
	That's what he says.
	He's making jokes.
	That's hilarious.
	He's hilarious.
	Well, there are still 500,000 votes in Los Angeles County that haven't been counted yet.
	Yes, there's millions of votes that haven't been counted in California.
	Anyway, this maybe does he have any more to say?
	That's been a long-stated goal of President Obama.
	And obviously, President Obama had his own success in building a coalition that involved a lot of young Americans and not all Democrats.
	Senator Sanders built on that progress, and they're hopeful that they'll be able to work together in the future, not just at the national level, but also at the state and local levels as well.
	Wow.
	Kind of a different tone you're hearing from Mr. Professional Politician than you're hearing from every jag off in the world who isn't.
	I don't know.
	I thought that was pretty good.
	By the way, another thing people are constantly saying is: why doesn't Bernie get out?
	Get out now.
	Everybody's like, now get out, get out, get out, get out.
	Everybody, why didn't you drop out?
	Why are you doing this?
	Andrea Mitchell revealed herself to be the opposite of a journalist when she said, Why are you still running against Hillary?
	It's two-on-one now.
	She said that.
	So when should he drop out?
	Now, let's ask the president of the United States spokesman, when should Bernie Sanders drop out?
	I mean, is he being sexist by still running?
	Is he a jerk for still running?
	He doesn't give a crap about the party because he's still running.
	Is he being a jerk to all the down ballot people?
	Is he being a jerk?
	That's the whole meme of Bernie Sanders is that he's selfish and he's being a jerk.
	Well, is he?
	Let's hear what the president spokesperson has to say.
	Senator Sanders has more than earned the right to make his own decision on his own timeframe about the future of his campaign.
	And the president certainly respects the important work that Senator Sanders has done on the campaign trail.
	He certainly respects the strong support that he's built in all 50 states.
	And that means that Senator Sanders gets to decide what the future of his campaign looks like.
	I'll just point out, again, when Senator Sanders spoke to all of you after meeting.
	So there you go.
	Where the hell was that during the last time?
	Where was that been for the last, yeah, how about for the last three months?
	It would have been nice a couple of weeks ago if he said that, but at least he's saying it.
	All of a sudden with his meeting, you know, even Chris Matthews was waxing poetic.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, now because now the president's being nice to Bernie Sanders like he's supposed to be.
	And everybody on MSNBC where they were just rhapsodic about him.
	You know, they're just.
	I did see Chris Matthews talking a little bit about it.
	He certainly has changed his tone today.
	You know, of course, we've.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Chris Matthews changed his tone?
	A little bit today.
	Yeah, yeah, he did.
	What a surprise.
	Right, of course.
	He's like the wind.
	Whichever way the power is blowing, he's going to go where power is blowing.
	He's going to blow power.
	And like Barack Obama.
	So Barack Obama said all these nice things about Bernie Sanders today.
	And so Chris Matthews is like, of course I'm with the guy who's powerful who said this.
	By the way, Barack Obama said that stuff about a guy who represents half of his party.
	About a half of his party.
	That's who Bernie Sanders is.
	It's a guy who had zero name recognition 12 months ago to come from out of nowhere with no super PAC corporate money to get 46% of the pledge delegates in the Democratic primary, a lot of those closed primaries.
	That's a big deal.
	For a kooky old man.
	For a kooky old, crazy fairy dusty.
	And I like the way he says he can decide the direction of his campaign.
	Yes, he's earned that right.
	Yeah, but he didn't say anything final about it.
	No.
	So open-ended and so curious.
	No, of course.
	This is how you woo Bernie Sanders and his supporters to supporting you.
	Like this.
	You talk about the common ground.
	You compliment him.
	You say, what a great thing you've done, how you've opened the party up to new people, just like Barack Obama, young people, people who weren't traditional Democrats.
	You've expanded our party.
	Thank you.
	Congratulations.
	Let's work together now because we have more in common than we don't.
	But then certainly than the Republicans.
	So now we've got to work together.
	Let's go forward.
	We all have the same goals.
	That's how you woo someone.
	That's how you do it.
	Not like the other video I showed you.
	I read a salon.com commentary yesterday saying that at this point in the campaign, this is where Bernie's advisors should take him out behind the barn and shoot him.
	Salon.com?
	Yeah, it was that kind of thing.
	This is where, you know, in this stage of the campaign, your advisors usually take you out behind the bar and shoot you to keep you from running.
	Yeah, that's salon.com proves to be proven to be very hit and miss.
	Put it that way.
	It's proving to be very hit and miss.
	Could be an article ripped out of a Breitbart.com some days.
	Why?
	Because his message doesn't matter any longer?
	What would be the point in it taking?
	I know I'm taking it literally to shoot him back behind the bar.
	But I still don't quite understand that purpose.
	How did they arrive at that conclusion?
	Because he no longer has a vision for he's taking attention away from Hillary.
	Of course, there's a metaphor, but it's a horrible metaphor.
	You don't use that kind of language for a very popular presidential candidate.
	So here is one of my favorite female reporters from MSNBC, Chris Jansing.
	And let's hear what she has to say about all this because she had something to say about.
	All of these millions of people who have voted for him, 10 and a half million, a million and a half, who have showed up, shown up, and screamed for him at these rallies.
	How does he bring the skeptics into the fold?
	And he is committed to do that because he wants to remake the Democratic Party to a more progressive party.
	And to your point, I just said to this senior aide, this is a guy who until last year wasn't even a Democrat.
	And he said he signed that pledge last April 30th to run as a Democrat.
	He considers himself a Democrat, and he believes these young people and these independents are the key to a Democratic party that going forward really represents these progressive ideals that have been so important to him and so important to his supporters, Brian.
	So he signed a pledge last year and got into the Democratic race for the Democratic nomination.
	And his pledge was that he would be a Democrat.
	And he is.
	So again, a guy of his word.
	Isn't that nice?
	Guy of his word.
	And he's shown that you can be a Democrat, that you can be a Democrat and still stand up to the powerful like the Democrats used to.
	If there's anybody who's more of a Democrat than him, I'd like to see them because there isn't.
	Unless what you consider A Democrat means is someone who's a lot like a Republican because we have a lot of those.
	You know, how many Democrats voted for the Iraq war for F's sake?
	I know one for sure.
	I know one for sure.
	So Marco Rubio during the campaign said about Donald Trump that he can't be trusted with the nuclear codes, right?
	Because he's such a crazy man, which Marco Rubio was right about that.
	Turns out they, so now they came back and then after he said that, Marco Rubio endorsed him.
	He endorsed president.
	He endorsed Donald Trump for president.
	And now even after this last crazy round of Hispanic bashing, Marco Rubio, who's Cuban, said this.
	He said, I still believe Trump can't be trusted with America's nuclear weapons, but he's still going to endorse him.
	He's still endorsing him.
	They go, wait a minute, what about what you said?
	He goes, I stand by everything I said during the campaign.
	And then they were trying to ask him about, well, what about that stuff he said about the Mexican judge?
	He's like, I don't have anything new to add from what I've already said.
	I've talked about it all week long.
	That's it.
	So look at the mental pretzels they have to twist themselves into to support this guy because Republicans can't be seen not obeying authority because that's immoral to a Republican.
	The most moral thing you could do is follow authority.
	And if someone has authority, that means they're right.
	And so Donald Trump must be right because he's the strongest man and he has authority.
	That's how their brains work.
	It's been broken down by George Lakoff.
	I did a whole video about it.
	We'll tell you about it again some other day.
	But that's how they think.
	That's how their morality works.
	The strongest guy who has authority must be right.
	So, yeah, but Rubio still endorsed, not rescinding his endorsement.
	Rubio, he's dangerous.
	He's erratic.
	He can't be trusted.
	He's got my vote.
	Yeah, but he trusts him with the new Keuler code.
	The new Keuler codes he'll trust him with.
	I'm going to endorse him to have the nuclear codes, but I wouldn't trust him with the nuclear codes.
	Like, this is already a joke that you can't.
	Like, this is, it's already a punchline.
	Like, it's already written.
	I still believe he can't be trusted with America's nuclear weapons codes, but I'm endorsing him.
	And I think he should have access to those nuclear weapons.
	It's already, you can't spit it any harder.
	Wouldn't trust him with the nuclear.
	I wouldn't trust Donald Trump with directions to the freeway.
	Okay?
	I wouldn't let him use the microwave.
	I thought that'd be good.
	Bigger laugh.
	Marco Rubio refused to tell reporters what he thinks about Donald Trump until somebody tells him what to think.
	Oh, guess what?
	You and I both know there's a lot more to that to this show today.
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