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Get ready for an outstanding entertainment program, the Jimmy Dore Show.
This week, the Senate defeated an extension of unemployment benefits.
A federal appeals court struck down net neutrality, and a man in Florida was shot in a movie theater for texting, which only seems like a good idea.
Setting aside things that matter for a minute, this is award season, which reminds us that without Golden Globes or Grammys or Oscars, there'd be no point to show business except for fame, money, and adulation.
Last Sunday, the Golden Globe Awards were held, and in keeping with an annual tradition, I missed virtually the entire show.
I did not see many of the nominated movies or TV shows as I was unable to get screeners because, once again, I was not on the list of people who get screeners.
I will say that I really like that con at the end of American Hustle where we think we've seen a good movie.
The film won the Golden Globe for Best Comedy, though I don't remember laughing.
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams both received acting awards, no doubt, for the amazing performances they gave in other movies.
I realize American Hustle featured five actors who are extremely popular at this particular moment, but I'm not entertained by relevance.
Yes, the men's hair was funny, but not for two hours.
After the first 20 minutes, I remember wondering how much time had passed.
This continued for much of the next 118 minutes.
I know many people enjoyed the film, but that doesn't make it right.
I guess I'm saying that I wish show business would spread the fame, adulation, especially the money around a little more evenly.
But like everything else, they reward the same people over and over again simply for being successful.
I also realize these awards are just entertainment, meant to take our minds off important things like, for example, unemployment, net neutrality, and guys getting shot in movie theaters.
Do you see how I avoided all three of those topics?
Next week, what the hell is Kiss doing in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Here we go.
It's the Jimmy Dore Show.
The show for...
The up-minded, lowly-lovered lefties.
The kind of people that are...
It's the show that makes Anderson Cooper save.
It's hard to talk to you, Key Gallagher.
And now, here's a guy who sounds a lot like me.
It's Jimmy Dore.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to this week's show.
I am joined on the phone all the way from New York City and Mystery Science Theater 3000.
It's TV's Frank Frank Conniff.
Hi, Frank.
How are you?
Hello there.
Yay.
Across from me, former writer for the Daily Show.
You heard him at the top of the show, hilarious comedian Steve Rosenfield.
Hey, Steve, how are you?
Good, Jimmy.
Hey.
Hey, you look fantastic.
You got a new haircut?
Thank you.
I got my haircut.
Yeah, full head of hair, that thick, thick, thick.
That should be helping you more in Hollywood.
That's what they said.
It should be.
It should be.
Next to him, hilarious host of What the Flick and TYT Sports and co-host of the Jimmy Dore show on TYT.
It's Ben Mankowitz.
Hi, Ben.
How are you?
James, how are you?
I have great hair.
I've always had great hair.
You've always had great hair.
You do have great hair.
You have the kind of hair that Keith Partridge wish he grew up to have.
That's right.
Right?
That's right.
Fuck you.
Next to him, next to him, the host of Comedy and Everything Else, our resident Latina, it's Steph Zemarano.
Hi, Steph.
How are you?
I'm doing great, Jimmy.
I'm having a great hair day, too.
You are having a great hair day.
And I love your Cuban lift pants.
They're very nice.
That's a good, it's a good hair day.
Let's get to some jokes before we get to the jokes.
Hey, I saw the Golden Globes last night.
And let me just say, glad to see things are finally going Jennifer Lawrence's way.
Isn't it nice, right?
Hey, and why, here's my big question, Ben.
I don't know.
You're into the movies.
Now, Ben, why does the president of the Foreign Press Association refuse to answer questions about Benghazi?
Oh, okay.
So, hey, Bill de Blasio is catching all kinds of hell because he was seen eating a piece of New York pizza with a knife and fork.
But I don't think that's half as bad.
I saw Chris Christie eating on with a forklift.
Hey, they're saying Chris Christie might be impeached.
I hear he said he'd rather much be impeached cobblered.
He's a large man.
You know, Fox News is leading the way with fast-breaking up-to-the-minute ignoring of the Chris Christie scandal.
This just not in.
Hey, Jack Ryan's shadow recruit looks awesome, right?
Can't wait to see parts of it on an airplane with the sound off in a few months.
I saw it last night.
You're not far off.
There you go.
Hey, after watching the movie Her, I had sex with the GPS voice saying, recalculating over and over again.
Means she was turned on, right?
That's exactly right.
All right.
What's coming up on today's show?
Hey, Britt Hube actually defends closing of the George Washington Bridge.
Bill O'Reilly calls the commander of Guantanamo a coward.
If you're in a movie theater, Fox News' medical aid team says you should be afraid of the phone and not a gun.
Plus, we've got phone calls today.
We have calls from Bibi Netanyahu, Britt Hume, John Boehner, Chris Christie calls in, plus a lot lot more.
That's today on the Jimmy Dore Show.
The Jimmy Dore Show.
We have Governor Chris Christie's been on the hold line for us for a while.
Hello, Governor.
Are you there?
The fashion mode, Billy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I hold music.
I guess he was upset with the, hey, how you, how you doing?
How you doing, Governor?
Yeah, whatever.
Hey, how are you handling all the scrutiny you're under from the recent revelations about your staff closing public roadways as a form of political retribution?
I don't have to do much.
Little babblers could throw here and there.
Don't ever get to me.
I got lots of people to hide behind.
Yeah, and it's going to take lots of people if you don't.
These scandals kind of happen every couple of years.
Gets run out of bad blood.
Okay, I hear you.
How could any New Jersey officials trust you or your staff again with the behavior that's been revealed to us?
I'm going to sit down with the heads of the five counties.
I won't have any more trouble.
I don't understand.
This is a personal.
It's strictly business.
Okay.
Well, you know, I see that you're still popular and the press.
The press is being kind of very kind to you.
Yeah, and I'll even pay for protection.
You know, I heard Britt Hume say you're the victim of a feminized culture, and he said, he kept saying you were a masculine, muscular guy.
I'm a man's man.
In fact, I think I technically count as five men.
But the more people read about this scandal.
Oh, please.
Nobody in Jersey knows how to read.
I'm sure people in Jersey can read, Governor.
Listen, reporters say there's going to be further revelations about some of the bullying tactics that, you know, the revelations of the bullying tactics of you and your administration.
I'm not a bully.
People think that a lot of your behavior actually is bullying.
Nobody calls me a bully.
What are you talking about?
People say.
Don't you ever, ever, ever call me a bully again.
Fuck face.
All right, governor, I won't mention it.
I'm sorry.
You should choose your words more wisely, Jimmy Doll, if you know what's good for you.
Listen, I didn't mean to offend you.
Governor, are you okay?
Are you okay, Governor?
Last night I was so upset I forgot to wear my sleep afdio mask.
I woke up jumping on my forgotten top fools.
I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
I had terrible dreams.
You had bad dreams?
Every time I open up a refrigerator door, there's nothing inside.
That kind of shit.
Freaked me out.
Or every time I order out for a pizza, the numbers disconnected.
Oh, I see.
That's horrible.
Cold sweats.
Yeah, cold sweats, I bet.
Which I drank.
Refreshing.
Very refreshing, I bet.
I bet.
They're very refreshing.
Now, you apparently you're still popular.
I also had a nightmare, man, that the people of New Jersey got wise to my scab and pretended to be a man of the people, despite me shafting them at every third.
Then I wake up and I see that my popularity rating is still over 50%.
Yeah, I know.
Apparently, you're still popular in New Jersey.
It appears you finally got a lap band around this scandal, if you know what I'm saying.
That one went too far, Jimmy Door.
I thought you were touchy-feely liberal for oak.
Are you trying to fat shame me?
It's just a joke, Governor.
Is it obvious that I have no shame?
Well, Governor, between you cutting public services, busting unions, rigging elections, the bridge scandal isn't the worst thing you've done to your state.
What do you think about that?
Yeah, but what about Benghazi and Obamacare?
Okay, listen, Governor.
That's the same joke from last week.
Yeah.
I know, but you guys keep saying it.
That's why, that's why.
Are you sure?
I can answer questions for another seven hours if you want.
No, no, listen, we got to go.
That's all right, Governor.
Thanks for talking to us, Governor.
I appreciate you taking time.
I'm going to go work out the muscles of my esophagus.
Okay.
And I don't care for the fat shaming.
Okay, I'm sorry about the fat shaming.
Or rape culture.
That's inappropriate.
Okay.
I've been reading a lot of Jezebel.com.
Okay, Governor Chris Christie.
Thank you.
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West Virginia had a, I also remember West Virginia is so backwards that even Dick Cheney felt okay to make fun of it.
Okay.
They don't have a lot of regulations on their big coal industry in West Virginia.
The coal runs everything, you know, so they run, they run everything.
Right, that's okay.
Those guys will police themselves.
Yes, they'll police themselves.
In fact, you can tell how much they run everything.
When this chemical spill happened in West Virginia that polluted the water, right, for 300,000 people, Joe Manchin, the senator, and the governor were the first things out of their mouth was, this had nothing to do with the coal industry.
This was not the coal industry.
The first things they said.
So they didn't care about the people.
At first, hey, this is what the coal is.
They know where their money comes from, and they know where it's going to be coming from.
Let me tell one very brief story that might be related to that.
We all know our friend Larry Craig.
Yes.
With the wide birth.
Wide stance.
Wide stance.
He is not gay.
I've never been gay.
Right.
Don't even know.
Can't spell gay.
Right.
Larry Craig, a couple of things.
One, he, when he ran for, was running, not long into his term as an Idaho congressman before he was elected to the Senate.
That scandal came out where we found out that some members of the House of Representatives were having sex with male pages, right?
And nobody's name was associated with that yet, right?
And Larry Craig came out and was like, I'm not gay.
I'm not involved.
So I'm like, man, it's like 1982, just in case anybody was wondering.
And that's what this is here.
Yeah.
Like, not the coast.
So that's just, all that means is, yeah, Larry Craig's gay, which is fine.
And the coal industry was behind us.
Yes.
Yes.
So that happened in West Virginia.
Now, the thing is, the river that those chemicals dumped into in West Virginia connects to another river that goes into the Ohio River that goes through Cincinnati.
Okay.
So that's John Boehner's district, right?
And what's going to happen?
So they're going to close their intake valves.
So they don't get...
It linked from a storage at a tank from, get a load of the name of this company, Freedom Industries.
I don't like the sound of that.
Freedom, did Koch brothers?
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to drink.
Did Frank Luntz name this company?
Freedom Industries?
Are you kidding me?
Wow.
It leaked all this chemicals into the Elk River in Charleston, West Virginia, 300,000 residents in nine counties.
Nine different counties.
Think about how big that is.
Nine different counties.
Don't use any water.
Planes wouldn't land there.
It was crazy.
What did they do for water?
I guess the National Guard trucked water in and stuff like that happened.
A lot of people were bathing in Diet Dr. Pepper.
The material...
They said the chemical will take seven to nine hours to reach Cincinnati and 25 hours to clear out.
So they asked John Boehner about this, like, hey, buddy, look what's happening.
This bad regulations.
And this is what John Boehner had to say about it.
I am not gay.
I never have been gay.
Wow, that's a strange response.
That was very strange.
That's a very strange response.
So that methyl is it, that can make you gay.
That can make you gay.
And being gay will make you spill chemicals, apparently.
Nope, not me.
I'm not gay.
Not gay.
Okay, so how did that happen?
Here's John Boehner.
This plant hadn't been inspected since 1991.
That's just part of the trade-off.
By the way, that's the world's most successful intern asking this question to John Boehner, who he has a personal relationship with, Frank.
Wait, that's Russert, asking John Boehner.
This plant hadn't been inspected since 1991.
Is that just part of the trade-off for less regulation?
He says this plant hasn't been inspected since 1991.
Is that part of the trade-off of less regulations?
And this is what John Boehner says: straight shooter.
The issue is this: we have enough regulations on the books.
And what the administration ought to be doing is actually doing their jobs.
Why wasn't this plant inspected since 1991?
Because the regulations said it didn't need to be inspected, and it's a state regulation, you jerk face.
I am entirely confident that there are ample regulations already on the books to protect the health and safety of the American people.
Well, I'll have to tell you, John, there aren't.
And that's why the chemical was allowed to spill.
In fact, when they, do you know how they tried to stop the spill?
The Freedom Industries, they put a cinder block in front of the leak and a 50-bomb pack of oil dry.
Yeah.
Is that right?
Jesus.
1991.
Barry Bonds played for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
We hadn't even fought in Afghanistan yet.
There wasn't even cell phones for 10 years.
I think the Soviets were fighting in Afghanistan in 1991.
George H.W. Worker Walker Bush was the president.
We hadn't even heard of the Heritage Foundation's plan for healthcare yet.
That's right.
Neither are they.
All right.
Here we go.
Somebody ought to be held accountable here.
What we try to do is look at those regulations that we think are cumbersome, are over the top, and that are costing our economy jobs.
That's where our focus continues to be.
So, in the middle of an environmental disaster caused by the lack of regulations, John Boehner calls for less regulations.
These guys have balls.
I mean, they're unbelievable.
That's why they're good at this.
That's why they win.
There's no stopping them.
Stick with their story.
Well, for John Boehner, it's no big deal for him to switch from scotch and water to just stop.
But I mean, how about that?
That's unbelievable.
Like, even at this moment, they're like, see, too many regulations.
Too many regulations.
Yeah.
So John Boehner actually called me.
But look how good that is at changing the way the conversation is.
I mean, it's so good.
Yes.
It's crazy that that is the most illogical response you can think of.
And that's the speaker of the house.
Yes.
Yeah.
The thing he hasn't been investigating.
How did he respond to Luke Russert's follow-up question?
Oh, right.
There was a walk.
No, he literally walked away after he said that.
He literally walked away.
Luke Russert did?
No, no.
John Boehner walked away.
He said that and walked away.
Yeah.
So I got him on the phone to answer.
I mean, he actually left me a message.
Here we go.
John Boehner.
John, where's your message, Johnny?
Jimmy, John Boehner here.
I'm not going to lie.
About a good week for Johnny Baines.
Toxic water arriving in my Ohio district, courtesy of the land that time forgot.
AKA, West Virginia.
Like West Virginians were toxic enough.
Now they're bottling that shit and exporting it.
What happens if you drink that water, man?
Do you suddenly have an urge to mine for coal and fuck your sister?
Liberals are now running the trade on Mike Keister.
Yeah, I get it.
I'm against environmental regulation, and all my district is a victim of underregulation.
Very ironic.
Very funny.
Lap it up, egghead.
Thank God for New Jersey Fatty and his gaggle of idiotism.
I think my good legs.
As it is, I figure my balls are a device for one more news cycle before the six million burger man drops another steamer.
That's all Boehner who?
Yeah.
But then next week, I probably got to deal with this unemployment bill.
And by deal with, I mean not pass and act like it was my idea.
God knows I wouldn't want to actually say that.
The Tea Party isn't an insane, retarded hayride to nowhere.
Yeah, I said retarded.
How else am I supposed to say that's so dumb it's clinical, huh?
Still, my apologies to the mentally disabled.
I could see where being compared to the likes of Mike Lee might make you feel like a bunch of Mexicans.
The way I see it, our best hope is that the toxic water creates a race of super mutants who can finally act as philosopher kings.
This will begin a glorious new fourth age of man.
Okay, I gotta go.
I got Louis Gomert here in 10 minutes.
I'm teaching him to read and ride the bus by himself.
Look what Christie's doing now.
Zoink.
Okay, John Boehner.
giving us a call Outro
Music Outro Music
With us right now is hilarious comedian, my old buddy Auggie Smith, who will be headlining the Hollywood improv this Saturday night, the 10 o'clock show, correct, August?
That's right, Jimmy.
You're going to be on it with me.
I will be on that show.
You will be on that show, and that's at Melrose and Crescent Heights in Hollywood, right?
That's right.
The famous, the famous venerable Melrose Improv.
Yes.
At which 20 years ago, I taped an evening at the improv.
Yes.
That's how people probably recognize me.
My celebrity guest host, it was the blacksmith from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, who was not even a regular character.
He was a, I got a reoccurring character from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.
That was my host.
20 years later, I'm back.
The person who hosted mine was a very lovely, talented, beautiful black actress.
And she's still working, but I still don't know her name.
Don't know anything she was in?
I can't remember.
She was, I can't remember.
But she was, you would know her if you saw her.
Like a lot of us.
I remember I kissed her at the end, and that was a big deal.
She was, oh, what the hell are you doing?
I was like, I'm really excited.
I'm on time.
That's for you.
That's really cool for it.
So, Augie, now, you know, this is a political leaning show.
What are your, now, did you grow up political?
Are you into politics?
Well, here's what you need to understand: is that I was raised, I was raised to be very, very politically liberal-leaning.
I was raised by a single mother social worker.
When I was 11, I wore a t-shirt that said, my body, my choice.
Here's, I think, the point is that classically, what I view as being liberal and conservative has completely changed.
I'm sure that a lot of people agree with this.
I mean, I used to look at liberals as being like the champion of the underdog, the little guy.
And I liked the little guy for a while.
I've always been a champion of the little guy.
I was a champion of the rich and elite for a while, and it turned out they didn't need me.
I'm back.
I'm back with you.
The underdog.
I can prove it, too.
I can prove it, Jim.
I'm a baseball fan.
I know you're a baseball fan.
I'm a baseball fan.
I'm a fan of the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Up until last year, the Pittsburgh Pirates had consecutive losing seasons for 21 years in a row.
Wow.
That's not just a record for baseball.
That is a record for professional sport.
And I don't mean American professional sport.
I mean, in the history of recorded time, no professional sporting franchise has ever lost 21 years in a row.
And Augie Smith was with them every year of that.
You know why?
Because why would I want to root for a winner?
I can't understand that.
I understand a group of men that go out there and lose every day.
I get that.
I understand that, pirates, because I am a champion of the underdog.
When I was a child, my bedroom was filled with Washington General posters.
I supported Anthony Weiner for mayor.
When I watch the Discovery Channel, I root for the old week hobbled gazelle that's been separated from its herd.
I know a lot of people say cheetah, but I think that gazelle has got some tricks up at sleep.
In the space race, I supported Mexico.
During Civil War reenactments, I dress up as the Indians.
My favorite Destiny's child is the other two.
Some of you, that joke is my favorite Supreme is the other two.
When I get a lap dance, I root for the stripper's dad.
I'm telling you.
The little guy, the underdog.
And it's just that.
And you could hear more of that this Saturday night.
Saturday night.
The famous.
The famous Hollywood improv on Melrose and Crescent Heights.
That's Augie Smith, the hilarious Augie Smith.
You might remember him from Evening at the Improv 20 years ago.
And he's going to be back at that improv.
That's right.
It's a newly remodeled Hollywood improv.
That's right.
Melrose and Crescent Heights.
That's this Saturday, correct?
And you can, there'll be links at JimmyDoorComedy.com for that show.
So swing it over there.
You hit the link.
And my Facebook page, too, or whatever.
And I'm sure, Augie, you're on Twitter, correct?
I am on Twitter, Auggie Smith, A-U-G-G-I-E.
My Facebook fan page, which used to be Auggie Smith, got hacked by corporate America.
No kidding.
Yeah.
Some prescription company hacked my thing and they started selling prescriptions.
So now it's comedian Augie Smith.
And I only have 168 fans right now.
Because of that?
So come and be a fan of comedian Auggie Smith.
Okay, so that's this Saturday, 10 p.m. show, correct?
And I'll be on that show.
You'll be on that show.
Anybody else?
We don't need anything else.
The amazing Ron Funches.
Oh, yes.
Great.
Henry Phillips.
Oh, I love him.
He's best friend of the show.
He's been on the show.
Younger guy, Jesse Case is a prodigy.
He's amazing.
I'm aware of Jesse Casey.
And from my hometown of Billings, Montana, Mr. Lucas Seely.
Oh, I know.
I've worked with Lucas.
Sure, I've worked with him.
I worked with him up there in Seattle, where we work together.
Yeah.
Okay, well, we'll see you Saturday, Augie.
Thanks for coming in and being funny.
Thank you, Jimmy.
Okay, bye, buddy.
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Hey, what's coming up on the second half of the Jimmy Dore show?
We got Britt Hume's description of Chris Christie and what his problems are.
And then Britt Hume gives us a call.
That's right.
A new caller.
It's Britt Hume in the second half of the Jimmy Door show.
Plus, we take a look at what's really the thing causing violence.
Is it cell phones or guns?
Maybe.
We're going to take a look at it.
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Okay, now let's get back to the second half of today's Jimmy Dore Show.
So Chris Christie, Chris Christie's been being defended by people in lots of different ways.
Here we're going to look at two different ways he's been defended.
I was watching Howard Kurtz has a new show.
He's a media watchdog.
He works for Fox News.
And on the job.
Yeah.
And that is literally like Tony Soprano working for the FBI or something else.
Something like that.
No, it's like Tony Soprano working for the mafia.
But It's like Chris Christie being associated with the port authority.
There you go.
Okay.
So they've all been saying, you know, we covered it last week how they were saying, hey, what about Benghazi?
And the IRS scandal was just as bad as this, even though it's confirmed IRS, not a scandal whatsoever.
Banghazi, not a scandal whatsoever.
And what was the third thing?
Oh, Obamacare.
That's a policy dispute.
Right.
The only one that was a real scandal was the AP, and they don't even talk about that one anymore.
He's lost interest.
Too confusing.
No kidding.
No kidding.
Yeah.
So here is Howard Kurtzen.
He has on Britt Hume, one of my favorite ex-Fox guys.
But he comes on Fox all the time.
I think he still does the Sunday show.
I still think he's affiliated.
He's affiliated with it.
Well, here he is.
They ask him what's the problem with.
So here is Britt.
They asked Britt Hume, why does he think that Chris Christie, what's the problem with Chris Christie?
So what about this bully narrative?
Well, I would have to say that in this sort of feminized atmosphere in which we exist today, guys who were masculine and muscular like that in their private conduct and kind of old-fashioned tough guys running.
Yeah, yeah, that's how I would describe Chris Christie.
He's an old-fashioned muscular guy.
You know, him and Dom Delowey is always fighting over the bench press machine, right?
You sent this clip to me, and for the life of me, I did not know who he was talking about.
Oh, you're kidding.
Yeah, I mean, I figured it out after a while in context, but I mean, if you were to make a list of the muscular guys he was, I thought, what muscular guy needs defending from Fox right now?
Right?
Couldn't come up with it.
He's muscular in the same way Stephen Hawking is nimble.
He's muscular the way Frank Cannon was muscular.
Okay.
Exactly the way.
Is that Ironsides?
No, that was Cannon.
No, that was Cannon.
Cannon.
He couldn't get out of his car.
Oh, that's right.
That was Kennedy.
William Conrad.
He's one of those guys who used to drive his car from the back seat.
That's right.
That was a 1974 reference.
So this out, let's get back.
So this is Britt Hume.
This is Britt Hume, and this is what's Chris Christie's problem.
In this sort of feminized atmosphere in which we exist today.
By the way, he's sitting next to a woman, by the way, when he says that.
This feminized, which is a pejorative to say.
You know, now that the women.
Okay, here we go.
I'm sorry.
I can't stop this anymore.
Guys who were masculine and muscular like that in their personal conduct and kind of old-fashioned tough guys run some risks.
Feminists.
So now the woman finally says something.
She was feminized?
Yeah, right.
It couldn't occur to her what he had possibly said, I think.
And Britt Hume ignores her like in the condescending, like kind of like looks at her at the side of his eye, doesn't actually turn his head to her and just kind of like environment.
Feminized atmosphere.
By which you mean.
By which I mean that men today have learned the lesson the hard way that if you act like a kind of an old-fashioned guy's guy, you're in constant danger of slipping out and saying something that's going to get you in trouble and make you look like a sexist or make you look like you seem thuggish or whatever.
Or, you know, like this right now, like what you're doing.
Yeah, this is how this would make you look like an idiot.
Like make you look like Britt Hume.
Yes, here we go.
That's Brit Hume.
Go ahead, Frank.
Shit Hume is more like operated.
This guy's very much an old-fashioned, masculine, muscular guy, and there are political risks associated with that.
Maybe it shouldn't be, but that's how it is.
Wow.
So it's not Chris Christie's fault.
It's the fault of the people who just don't appreciate his old-fashioned, mean-spirited vindictiveness.
That's right.
That's really what it is.
This is the old-fashioned values where a guy, you know, he's just muscular, where he screws over the people because of a political payback thing, right?
Right, Ben?
I'm a guy's guy, Jimmy.
You know, I like sports.
I like porn.
I like girls.
I drink whiskey now.
Sometimes my wife will talk for like three straight minutes.
I don't understand a word she said.
I don't listen, you know.
But somehow, over the course of my life, I've managed not to have anybody call me sexist or thuggish or whatever that is.
Thuggish.
I think you wanted to say racist and backed away from that and then said thuggish, which is a problem all to itself.
That's another problem.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't, I don't, you know, I don't like man's man stuff.
I like musicals and stuff like that.
But fortunately, I'm a gigantic cup of lard, so I'm an old-fashioned muscular guy.
Yeah, you don't want to run into Frank Conniff in a dark alley at night.
Let me tell you.
You know, it's quite possible that Chris Christie doesn't have a working muscle in his body.
It's quite possible.
Yeah, the closest Chris Christie has ever come to the gym is a slim gym.
That's right.
Britt Hume seems exasperated by the fact that a borish governor of a corrupt state who's probably lying to save his career would be open to criticism.
And it's the women's fault.
I love that.
Yes, it's that Christie's too muscular.
Yeah, it's the broads that are screwing things up for Christie, as usual.
Used to be in the old days, Frank, that when you punished an entire town to extract political payback from its mayor, you were just the guy's guy.
But now, because of women's lib, you're held accountable for your criminal actions and misuse of governmental power.
Fucking bitches.
Whew.
I felt good to get off my chest.
Thank you, Britt Hume.
Yeah, the, yeah, like it's, you know, and whose fault is this?
Bridget Kelly.
Yeah.
If in the old days you could have had a male deputy chief of staff, this problem just doesn't happen.
No, that's right.
But the women, but the woman betrayed him.
This feminized atmosphere of but what that is the craziest feminized.
Just trying to.
Yes.
Yes.
Hey, but the whole reason for the traffic jam is because guys won't ask for direction.
Here's what Karl Rove said.
Here's what Karl Rove says about Chris Christie, right?
There will be reasons why conservatives have disagreements with Chris Christie.
I don't think the Tea Party is going to seize upon Fort Lee and the George Washington Bridge as their defining difference with Christie.
In fact, I think his handling of this, being straightforward, taking action, saying I'm responsible firing the people probably gives him some street cred with Tea Party Republicans who say that's what we want in a leader, somebody who steps up and takes responsibility.
Yes, Grove is right.
Christie took responsibility by firing all the people he told to close that bridge.
Those turncoats.
The Tea Party was anti-government, and this is the biggest instance of government overreach that I can think of.
I can't imagine that.
That's the whole thing is they want freedom from the tyranny of government.
And this could not be a bigger example of the thing they're supposed to hate.
Yes.
It's okay.
Government overreach is okay if it's based on the person in charge being a dick.
Yes.
You know, the Tea Party, Frank, they don't have any problem with Chris Christie being corrupt, but they'll never accept him being a corrupt moderate.
He crossed the line there.
You cannot cross that line.
And, you know, Rove thinks that Christie can get through this because no way is Rove going to waste his time on Scott Walker.
Dead ender.
Yes.
You know, the issue for the GOP isn't that Christie closed down the George Washington Bridge.
It's that the bridge connects two blue states.
I actually think that that's part of what we're seeing in these polls.
And like what Rove might be right about is that I don't think that there are a lot of tea partiers who are going to think, I don't care what happens in New York, and I don't care that he closed the bridge to a bunch of people going into New York City.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I agree with you.
Right.
Which is to them, you know, it's like San Francisco.
It's alien territory.
I actually got a phone call from Britt Hume.
So, Britt, I understand you.
What am I saying to you?
This is Jimmy Door from the Jimmy Door show.
I don't know.
I've never heard of him.
So, Britt, I understand that you're getting a lot of grief for calling Chris Christie muscular.
Now, when you said...
You mean like...
Talking about him as muscular and his political, his political persona.
Oh, okay.
I was saying metaphorically as strong haunches.
I'm a firm brisket.
Push up against other opponents, which, as I said, in this feminized world is now frowned upon, but still an effective way of dealing with him politically.
You think that the problem with Chris Christie is that he has to operate in a feminized culture, not the fact that he's been using.
Yeah, he's decided he's not going to be hogtied by feminism, by women, by the presence of women, by the proximity of vaginas of the political process.
Sort of a major problem the past 25 years of American politics.
I don't think women should be allowed inside the Capitol building, especially when they're menstruating.
Oh, okay.
Okay, Britt.
I think I think so you don't, so you, so you think the problem is feminization of the culture, but not necessarily the fact that Chris Christie used the power of government for political retribution that actually ended up punishing.
Well, he used power to begin with.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what's muscular about it.
Yeah.
He used power.
That's something that politicians are afraid to do now.
And he harkens back to earlier time when politicians exercised the power that was delegated to them.
It doesn't matter for what.
He wants to commit crimes or bully people.
It's better than being feminized, that's one thing.
Oh, okay.
He does it in a very muscular fashion.
I also think it's funny that...
Well, it's funny that you keep using these terms that don't really apply to Chris Christie.
You call him muscular, and then you said he's exercising his power.
I thought that was funny.
He does things in a very live way.
Very acrobatic, very graceful way of dealing with his opponent.
Sort of Zinsky-like dealing around his enemies.
Yeah, yeah.
Pure wedding here and there.
Pure wedding, yeah.
Firm buttocks.
Yeah, he's joking.
What?
Okay, Britt, I appreciate the phone call.
You realize it's all metaphorical.
Yeah, so I get it.
It's all metaphorical.
It's not.
It's a metaphor.
It's not literal.
Did I say that at first?
Because I should have.
Okay, Britt.
Thank you.
I sometimes come back on Fox News for no reason.
Like at a guy doing a diehard.
Yeah.
That he thought was dead, but at the very end he comes out.
Oh, right.
Start shooting everybody.
Yeah.
That's me, buddy.
Britt Hume.
Two syllables, two balls.
Fuck, women.
No, I'm not dead.
That's Tony Snow.
Yes.
All right.
Bye.
Thanks, Britt.
All right, dummy.
Okay.
Okay, that was Britt Hume calling it.
Thank you very much, Britt.
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Okay, so I don't know if you heard about the story, but guy's in a movie theater texting.
Ex-cop, retired cop, 70-year-old, ex-cop sitting behind him, tells him to stop texting.
He was just for the record.
None of this matters for the record.
It's important.
But he was texting during the previews.
During the previews, by the way, just for whatever that's worth.
And here's how I feel about the previews.
It's okay to talk during the previews.
Yeah.
It's okay to talk during the preview.
You have to shut up once the movie starts.
But during the preview, because they don't run that, please shut up until after the previews.
That's right.
Right.
All right.
So that's how I feel.
That's a commercial.
I can talk during a commercial.
That's how I feel.
Right.
And it's also a given that you might still be coming to your seat during the preview.
You're going out.
You're getting your popcorn.
You're getting some Twizzlers.
You're getting your goobers.
It's the preview.
I haven't suspended my disbelief yet.
Right?
It's still very...
Yes, much of the time.
Yes.
It's also important to not think about the fact that you paid a lot of money to come into this theater and yet you're watching a lot of commercials.
That's right.
That's right.
But anyway, this is irrelevant because even if it were the worst thing in the world to do of text during a preview, what followed is no different than walking up to somebody on the street and shooting him in the head for no reason.
So what happened was the guy pulls out a gun and shoots the guy.
Yeah, they got into a little fight.
Somebody threw popcorn on somebody.
So he throws, so the guy throws popcorn at the guy.
The guy.
First, the guy went and told on him.
Well, yes.
So the cop, so the shooter tells the guy, stop texting.
Where was this?
In Florida.
Where else?
Where else?
Well, Jimmy, that's the Florida way.
You come at him with a gun.
So we all know.
So that's what happened.
So the guy, by the way, was an ex-Navy guy who got killed.
That's right.
The guy who did the killing used to be the head of security for Bush Gardens.
Yeah, he was also a SWAT, a SWAT lieutenant, SWAT officer.
And so the problem with that guy was he's retired.
He doesn't Have a badge anymore, and people don't have to do what he says.
And this is how he deals with it by not dealing with it.
I'll shoot you.
That's how maniac he went when he couldn't have his power.
It's the worst story.
I know talking during a movie is bad, but isn't shooting someone during a movie also kind of distracting.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
In all fairness, he used a silencer.
He did use a silencer.
Oh, wow.
No, we're kidding.
So Fox News brought on their medical A team, and the A is not for what you think it stands for.
It definitely stands for A-hole.
Their medical A-hole team, Keith Abloh, it's his name.
Have you seen this guy, Keith Ablo, before?
He's here to let us know that the problem wasn't the gun.
Really?
No, no.
There was another thing in that was a problem.
But what I can say is I think we may have to look at something I'll call data rage.
Data rage.
He's calling this, this is because of a data rage.
Just like Road Rage.
It's just like Road Rage, except it's not a car, it's a phone, and you aren't driving at all.
And trust me, it's exactly like Road Rage.
It's also less alliterative and applies to this circumstance about as much as Road Rage.
Yes.
Data rage.
Data rage.
So that's what he's trying to get this thing data rage.
And now that we have a name for it, we can start getting used to rude people getting shot during the movie trailers.
Okay.
Here we go.
He keeps going.
He goes on.
Here he isn't going to blame the phone again, except he keeps referring to it as a machine.
He refers to the phone as a machine, I guess, as an homage to Strom Thurman.
Right?
Speaking to the machine.
He was fidgeting with the machine, and he asked him to stop fidgeting with the machine.
So listen, he really does say this.
We know that when people interact with machines, that some.
Now, the reason I'm playing this, by the way, it's just to show you the extremes that they will go to to not blame guns.
To not even talk about it.
By the way, they don't even bring up the gun at all in this situation.
They keep talking about...
They keep talking about the machine.
We know that when people interact with machines, that sometimes they feel emboldened to do things that they never would, that it can be tremendously frustrating, and that people who could be vulnerable, by the way, they may be impulsive to begin with or explosive.
Add in technology or a machine and things can go over them over the top and become very violent.
Oh, yeah.
See, when people have these machines, they feel invincible, Ben, especially when they don't know the guy sitting behind them is a psycho with a gun.
The machine.
Also, it should be pointed out to Keith Ablo, and perhaps the host was going to do this, that the guy who was killed was the one with the machine.
The other guy didn't have a machine.
He had a gun.
Yes, yes.
Well, it's a machine every time.
Ben, do you see how you see how the cell phone machine complicates things?
I mean, no one's ever gotten killed for something they just said to somebody, like, for example, in a barroom where no one had a machine.
If no one had a machine of any kind, come on.
Yeah, but you don't.
We're just sitting here talking like a bunch of ass.
Keith Ablo has obviously looked at the evidence on Data Rage.
And there have been studies, I'm sure, at major universities studying Data Rage, which Keith Ablo made up four minutes before they went on the air.
Yes.
Right.
And by the way, you say that the machine, he only refers to the phone as a machine.
Isn't the gun?
The way I see it, it's a pretty handy machine.
The gun is, yeah, it's a labor-saving device that sends bullets hundreds of miles an hour into a guy who's texting during trailers.
That is a labor-saving device.
Yeah, right.
Back in the olden days when people would throw bullets at each other, it wasn't as effective.
Nothing.
Then the Industrial Revolution came along and they invented guns.
I think that's.
So here he goes.
By the way, when he brings up Road Rage, he goes, just like Road Rage.
Hey, guess what?
In Road Rage, you can't shoot the guy either.
You could get angry.
You could slip him off and cut him off.
Can't take out a gun and shoot him.
That's still wrong.
Also, I'm pretty sure in Road Rage, both people have cars.
Yes.
I think that's one of the fights.
That's one of the elements of Road Rage.
Right.
There you go.
So the guy in that theater, there was the guy with the gun and the guy with the cell phone.
Obviously, the guy with the cell phone was one of the psychological problems.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
So it sounds like our friend, the psychiatrist, is taking responsibility away from the shooter and the gun and putting it on the phone, quote, machine.
who the other guy had, that he didn't have the...
Right.
So who is to blame here, Ben?
Let's see what our guy says.
We've got to blame the shooter here, but in our case.
But cannot wait to not blame the shooter.
But understanding it, we've got to say, wow, that's interesting.
But, wow, that's a big but, isn't it?
Kind of like when someone says, sure, Hitler was a monster, but have you met the Jews?
Okay, here we go.
Let's go.
Blame the shooter here, but in understanding it, we've got to say, wow, that's interesting.
There was a machine involved.
Now, we also know that in Road Rage, there's a car involved.
To be dehumanized by the presence of this car and the fact that they can't then connect to the individual.
My thing is that, yeah, yeah, it's the car that dehumanizes people.
It's the cell phone that dehumanizes people.
But the gun has no effect on anybody's behavior at all.
It's just an extension of their paranoid psyches.
That's all.
Yeah.
Okay, so here he's got more to say.
So if what's happening here, and we'll need to study it, we'll need to look for other cases if there are others, and I suspect there could be.
No one's studying it.
where because somebody's interacting with the machine and therefore removed from a kind of interpersonal moment here where there are other people around and you want to be sensitive, somebody else becomes unhinged.
In interacting with these machines, people...
I think he realized the flawed lot.
I mean, first of all, the whole thing's made up, but he realized the flawed logic of his even incredibly lame argument halfway through when it occurred to him, what I've been saying this entire time.
He's like, oh, wait a minute, the other dude had the phone.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes, it seems like it's just, mm-hmm.
I just love how guns never dehumanize people.
Guns never...
Oh, those goddamn machines.
Oh, more machine.
More guns, less machines.
That's what this guy's saying, right?
That's right.
More guns.
Okay, he's got a little bit more to say here.
By the way, it's a great point.
One lovely is making a great point because I'm pretty sure one of those Newtown kids had an eye touch.
Ah, it probably was the machine that drove the car.
And you want to be sensitive.
Somebody else becomes unhinged.
In interacting with these machines, people do things they would never do.
And not necessarily the guy pressing the button.
It could be the guy Two rows back who thinks of you as not human.
So you because of what you do.
Yeah, see, it might be that guy.
Now he's thinking you're not human because you got a machine.
Yeah, I hope that guy doesn't see my fucking watch.
He'll pistol whip me.
I was at a movie theater the other night and someone brought in a washing machine.
I mean, it was fine until the spin cycle.
And then it's just rude.
It's data rage.
It's data rage, Frank.
It's not guys with anger issues allowed to carry guns into a movie theater.
It's data range.
Data rage.
I went to see the Thor movie and I asked people to start texting.
So here, here he is.
They ask him.
So the guy, the host at Fox asked him, where'd you get this term data rage?
Right, here we go.
This phrase you used data rage, right?
Yes, I came up with it.
You did.
I came up with a surprise.
I thought of it, and I'm going to keep saying it until I get a book deal.
Yeah, I thought of it at 5.57.
That was nearly five minutes before the show.
Yes.
Okay, here we go.
Are there other people talking about this?
Are there other people talking about data rage?
You mean the thing I just made up in the green room?
Kind of.
Yeah, they're kind of talking about it already.
Here, he actually says this.
As influencing our behavior?
Well, here's the way in which they're talking about this.
See?
They're not talking about it.
That's the way.
Here's how, when you hear this, this is what they're talking about.
I get cases as a forensic psychiatrist where lawyers say to me, hey, look, my client, I'm his defense attorney.
He did something using the computer.
I don't think he'd ever have done if it hadn't been for going from link to link to link.
And maybe it's about images of even children with a person who's never had any proclivity to do that and no behavior in that regard.
What happened?
Why would it be?
It's the goddamn machine.
It's the computer machine that made that guy look at kiddie porn.
I'm just pretty sure Keith Ablow also admitted that he derives part of his income from lawyers who hire him to help defend their clients who are accused of having child portal.
Yes, he wants to let everybody know that.
That's how he makes his money.
That's it, exactly.
Yes, he points the finger at the computer and says, naughty computer.
Bad computer.
That's what I did when my wife caught me anyway.
I was like, man, it's a computer on it.
You can't believe all the stuff that's on here.
It was on here before.
I thought it was a picture of you.
It turns out it was something.
I went to one of the few porn theaters left here in New York City.
And as I was trying to watch the porn, someone was watching porn on their iPhone.
And it completely dehumanized the entire experience.
He's a forensic psychiatrist, Frank, which I'm guessing means defense attorneys pay him to testify to get killers acquitted.
That's basically – and by the forensic – I couldn't agree more.
He's literally, he's literally blaming computers for guys getting caught looking at computer kitty porn.
Here we go.
He's got it.
And interacting with the machine, something different happened.
Something different happened.
I've heard this guy before on other shows and radio shows, and he's big on personal responsibility.
Unless he's getting paid to go the other way.
Unless it's kitty porn, you're paying me.
In which case, then I'm out.
That's okay.
That is not your fault.
Yes, we should ban those filthy computers.
He's got more.
That is very negative and toxic.
Same thing here.
We know it with cars.
Let's look for data rage elsewhere.
We know it with Facebook.
Why would kids feel emboldened to bully to the extent that they do on Facebook?
Well, because of data rage.
Right.
It lends that air.
That's right.
That's why kids bully on Facebook because of data rage.
And you know, and that's why I think Lincoln got shot, too.
The guy was telegraphing rage.
I think it was that.
Wasn't that what it was?
Yeah, Western Union.
There's someone opened a Western Union office in the middle of our American thousand.
Annoying.
Why was Lincoln shot?
He was texting.
It doesn't matter.
He was texting his babysitter.
Right, right.
War nearly over.
Stop.
I have a feeling this forensic psychiatrist becomes unhinged when his candy bar won't come out of the vending machine.
It's a machine.
He's giving me full of shit medical expert on Fox News rage.
Is that clip over?
Yes.
Can you play the beginning of it just really quick one more time?
Yes, I'll play the beginning of it here.
Just over the last one, yeah.
Oh, the last of the last?
Of the last clip, the one we just played.
Okay, let me get back to it.
This phrase you used data rage, right?
Yes, I came up with.
You did.
Are there other people talking about this?
Okay, so like his theory was so batshit crazy that he actually caused a Fox host to become skeptical.
Yes.
That's an impressive feat.
Yes, that is.
Yeah.
Wow.
I think that's it.
And at the end, they're like, okay, thank you.
Can we just go play the end too?
Because there was like a little bit more to go.
And I liked.
Well, they seemed eager to get him off.
Okay.
The woman says something at the end.
Yeah.
Also, ironically, he came up with the phrase data rage based on no data whatsoever.
Right, right.
So yes, he's based.
Frank, no, he's basing this on a study of stuff that popped in his head right before he came on that screen at that moment.
That's right.
That's right.
What is good about tiny mobile devices is they contain facts that you can easily pull out of your ass during an interview.
And so here's what I keep telling people about Fox News.
They go, well, because somebody sent me an email.
They go, well, they always say that the women on Fox News are just there because they're pretty.
And they sent me all the women and their credentials, like what colleges they went to.
And they all went to pretty impressive colleges, you know, even Megan Kelly and all them.
Megan Kelly's a lawyer.
Yeah, and she's a lawyer.
And I just, they said, what do you say to that?
I say, well, exactly what George Burns says, you know, that you got to be pretty smart to play that stupid.
Of course, they're all acting over it.
Of course, they all know better.
They all know better, but they're paid to say something else.
That is an acting exercise that's happening at Fox News.
This guy knows better than that.
You can tell he's making it up as he goes along.
He did his undergrad in neuroscience at Brown, and he was magna cum laude, and he got his medical degree from John Hopkins.
So he definitely knows better.
He just doesn't want he's being paid to say the opposite.
He doesn't care.
Am I wrong about this?
Did you see on the credits at the end?
The director of that show is Elia Kazan.
Yeah.
That's the point I make.
Music.
you Oh, would you look at that?
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Well, I'm dropping this show a day early, right?
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All right, that's it for this week.
Today's show was written.
That's why it was written by Steve Rosenfield, Mark Van Landuitt, Frank Conniff, Robert Yasamura, and Steph Zamarano.
All the voices today performed by the inimitable Mike McCrae, who can be found at mikemcrae.com.
And I also want to let you know if you have a problem with your Macintosh computer and you need it fixed right away, Sean James can fix it for you right over the internet.
He's amazing.
How do you get a hold of him?
You send an email to MacHelp at SeanJames.com.
And you spell Sean S-H-A-U-N, and he'll fix your computer for you right over the internet.
It's amazing.
Okay, that's it for this week.
Until next week, this is Jimmy Dorr saying.
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