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This week, a review of 63 studies of intelligence and religion revealed people who don't believe in God are smarter than people who do.
The results are provocative, but less so for religious people because they don't know what the word provocative means.
Researchers studied a century of intelligence tests as well as the history of Pakistan and the speeches of Rick Santorum.
Atheists consistently scored higher than religious people on IQ tests, although they often spoiled it by being smug.
The research suggests atheists spend more time in school and get higher-level jobs, while people who believe in God are less educated and don't think as rationally, which is why they buy lottery tickets.
The study also found that religious people are not as good at problem solving.
Just try asking them why God lets bad things happen to good people.
They've still got no answer for that.
However, the researchers did admit that some atheists can be stupid, while certain religious people may seem intelligent, but only because they say they're Buddhists.
Overall, atheists simply don't need God as much, though even an atheist may suddenly turn to prayer several hours after eating at an ethnic street festival.
Next week, a new study shows overweight people without money have sex with anybody they can get.
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How are you?
Hi, Jimmy.
I'm going to answer all the questions from now on with an upward lilt because I'm not sure about anything.
Okay, Jim?
So I'm doing okay?
I think.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
It's great being here today.
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Everybody should see he's also wearing a Hello Kitty shirt that goes with that.
Next to Jim, the host of Comedy and Everything Else, our resident Latina, is Steph Zamarano.
Hi, Steph.
Hi, Jimmy.
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Yes, you can.
Across from him, it's you heard about the top of the show, former writer for the Daily Show.
It's Steve Rosenfield.
Hey, Steve, how are you?
Hey, Jimmy, great to be back on Coenga.
Yes, it's great to have you back on Coenga.
I appreciate you showered.
Next to him, it's our hilarious comedian from Team Yasamur.
It's our resident Japanese man, Robert Yasamura.
Hey, Robert, how are you?
I'm only half.
I'm only half a resident.
You're only half?
Half a resident.
What's the other half?
Imperialist Running Dog.
Hilarious.
On the phone, all the way from New York City from Mystery Science Theater 3000, CinematicTitanic.com.
It's TV's Frank.
Frank Connip.
Hi, Frank.
How are you?
Hello there.
All right.
I don't know if you all heard about what Russell Simmons did with the Harriet Tubman.
Frank, what did he do?
He made a comedy video, which was...
Yes, he made a comedy video with Harriet Tubman having sex.
And it turns out the Harriet Tubman sex tape sketch will be featured in the upcoming show Russell Simmons Tone Deaf Comedy Day.
Dang.
Ever since the Time Warner cable blackout made it impossible to watch Ray Donovan, I've been enjoying it more than ever.
There you go.
Boy, those two companies really misunderstood how much we don't like them.
Yeah, I agree with you.
Like both of them.
I agree with you.
You know, I have to make it like a six-hour window appointment to be able to hate Time Warner.
Oh, between 10 and 2.
I'm out of here.
Thank you.
Okay.
I don't know if anybody see Trump was on this week with George Snuffalopagus.
Anybody see that?
And, you know, of course he came off as an idiot, but not as big as an idiot as ABC for having him on the show in the first place.
Yay.
Yes.
And by the way, Edie Gourmet died.
I don't know if you Edie Gore may.
And to people who don't know who are too young to know who she is, it might seem, she might seem odd.
Her career might seem odd to the kids today because it's all based on great singing.
So, yeah.
She never showed her sniz to the photographer.
I don't think so.
Okay.
Her what?
Her sniz.
Her good parts.
Her vagina.
Oh, you mean a Ginch?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Anyway, did she.
I didn't even know I had a Ginch.
Yeah, sure.
Against Who Stole Christmas.
Are you kidding me?
Didn't she used to do the chock full of nuts?
Oh, yeah.
Did she sing that?
Oh, no.
Who was it?
No, Frank says no, so I'm going to go with Frank.
Hey, did you hear that MSNBC is going to give Alec Baldwin a TV show?
And I'm just worried that it's going to wreck the high standards set by Joe Scarborough and Chris Matthews.
That's right.
You know, I say, I don't know if you guys saw Sanjay Gupta finally came out about POT.
Yes, sure.
And he admitted he was wrong.
And I say if he can admit that he's been wrong about pot, why can't other CNN hosts admit they've been wrong about everything?
Yay!
All right.
Coming up on today's show, we're going to talk about, you know, NBC, NBC Nightly News, Brian Williams is out with a bad knee.
Lester Holt fills in, and they try to take down the Obamacare.
We take a look at that.
Also, and the questions they didn't ask.
Plus, Bob Schaefer, with guys like him asking questions, who needs the CIA, am I right?
Bob Schaefer takes on the NSA problem, and boy, oh boy, it is an embarrassment to journalism.
Honest, that's...
We take a look at that.
Hey, what's he supposed to do when millions of law-abiding citizens look exactly like criminals?
Anyway.
Is it our fault?
Is it our fault?
Plus, Bill O'Reilly breaks down racial profiling and how it works perfectly.
And plus a lot.
Oh, we got phone calls from Rick Perry.
Great.
Bill O'Reilly.
Barack Obama.
Luke Russert.
And Herman Cain.
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You know, some days I wake up hopeless and wanting to kill people.
Most days, though, I need a little push in that direction.
And thank God there's NBC Nightly News provided me with this clip that seemed to have done the trick quite nicely.
So I'm watching the Lester Holt filling in for Brian Williams because he's got a knee operation.
And I'm going to play this clip.
They did it, decided to do a piece about Obamacare.
And I want you and how Obamacare is affecting part-time workers' paychecks because the people don't want to give them health insurance.
They'd rather cut their work hours to where they're just under 30 hours.
They don't have to give them health care.
All right, so that's what this is about.
And I just want you to count how many questions this reporter never asks that she should be asking.
The whole framing of the story about Obamacare is backwards.
And it's good to know that during these crucial months of the Obamacare rollout, NBC Nightly News is doing everything they can to bring us the Republican viewpoint.
So here we go.
Here it is with Lester Holt.
The president himself now calls Obamacare.
Some workers who thought it meant they'd finally get some health insurance are instead getting hit with a double whammy.
No insurance and a pay cut.
We get the story type from our senior investigative correspondent, Lisa Myers.
She's the senior investor.
She's going to do an investigation.
Lisa Myers.
Here it comes.
Luke Perfect has worked at a subway franchise in Maine for a decade.
But he recently was told his hours would be cut to 29 a week.
It's very tough.
I'm describing by as it is with overtime.
Luke's boss, Lauren Goodridge, who owns 21 subway franchises, says it's all because of the new health care law.
Employers must provide health insurance to anyone working 30 or more hours a week.
Goodrich says his small business can't afford that.
So he's cutting hours for 50 of his workers.
Losing five or six hours a week.
You know, that's $50, $60 a week or a couple hundred dollars a month.
That's a car payment.
We spoke to almost 20 small businesses and other entities around the country.
Almost all said that because of the new law, they'd be cutting back hours for some employees.
Okay, I'm going to stop it right there.
And for me, what's wrong with this report?
For me, it's the stuff that she leaves out.
It's the fact that she's pretending that these workers are getting their hours cut in a vacuum.
As if they didn't mention that the reason this is happening is because those people who have worked at Subway Sandwich Shop for the last 10 years have no health care.
She forgets to mention that part, that those people don't have any health insurance.
And because the health corporations own the government, we've never even debated single payer, which would cover all these people.
She never mentions that.
You know what else she doesn't mention?
She never asked the guy who was getting his hours cut at the subway sandwich shop what he does when he gets sick.
She never asked the guy who's getting his hours cut what he has done for the past 10 years when he has gotten sick.
She never asks any of those questions.
She never asked this guy who owns 21 subway shops.
I repeat, 21 subway shops.
And he says he has to cut the hours of the people he employs that he already doesn't give health insurance to.
And she never asks him, so what is it like being this evil?
I mean, is it awesome or what?
And I can see how he can't afford it.
He only owns 21 subway firms.
Right?
It's not like he owns 50 or 100 then, sure.
But this guy only owns 21.
He's barely scraping by.
I only hope that the guy who owns the 21 subway shops and his family are somehow covered by health insurance.
God, I hope so.
That's another thing she never asked the guy who owns the 21 subway shops.
What does he do when he gets sick?
And she never asked that guy who owns the 21 subway shops, what his employees do when they get sick.
She never asks that question.
And we never hear that worker at the subway shop say, well, when I get sick, I still come to work and make sandwiches all sick and stuff because I can't afford to not come in because they're cutting my hours and I can't afford to go to the doctor because they don't provide me with health care.
We never hear that because she never asks that worker that.
Yes, huge employee.
He's a huge employer of unskilled labor.
And actually, socialized medicine would be great for a guy like that because then he could have a healthy, full-time workforce without having to spend the thousands of dollars it costs to insure them.
But he would much prefer the owner of the subway shops.
He would much prefer to fuck everyone this way and not give them health insurance because if he gave them health care, it'd be as same as if he voted for the black guy in the first place.
And he's a small business.
He has more than 50 employees.
That's a small business.
And this Haitian guy I know, his wife is making pot brownies in the garage.
That's a small business.
The guy who owns 21 subway shops with more than 50 employees.
What does he have?
The contract to make sandwiches for the Pentagon?
Are you kidding me?
That's a big sandwich company.
It is.
Yeah, 21, that's a lot of.
Frankie acts like he has to do this.
It's not like he could, I don't know, just give them the health care through a group plan and ensure his employees' loyalty and health care and pass on the estimated, I don't know, 15 cents per sandwich to the consumer.
She doesn't even try to shame him, but she should at least try.
So what stops?
She doesn't even stop.
She's still following.
She doesn't even go, well, what do your employees do?
What do they do when they get sick?
She didn't even ask them that.
He doesn't even ask him that.
Don't you feel the responsibility?
And I think, and this guy can't afford to do that, I guess.
Of course he could.
She never asks him, well, what is your bottom line?
What was your profit margin last year?
All I can say is if she's the top investigative reporter, I hate to see what the worst one is.
Right.
Well, the worst one definitely doesn't have health care.
You know what question I would have asked the subway owner first?
What's that smell?
No one knows.
Good question.
That smell.
It's a sandwich shop.
How bad can bread smell?
What is that?
That's a totally new smell.
It's not found in nature.
What are they doing to their bread?
So this is so...
Where do you ain't got the nuggets off of the muck?
What is that?
Secret sauce.
You're damn right.
It's a secret.
Because, yeah, no, if I get back at Topa Guy.
No, you keep your jack sauce to yourself.
So there's more to this report.
She then goes to a junior college in Florida.
College in Florida, 250 part-time professors have had their hours reduced.
It has been the hardest decision that I've had to make.
And I hope that we can work our way through it to a better answer than we're able to give today.
Part-time math professor Tracy Sullivan lost half her income.
I never thought it would impact me directly.
I was stunned when I got the email.
The White House dismisses these examples as anecdotal.
The president's top economic advisor told us he sees no systematic evidence.
The health care law is having an adverse impact on the number of hours employees are working.
The administration says this isn't a problem.
It's not happening.
It is happening.
Joseph Hansen is president of a union that generally supports Obamacare.
He says discount stores already are cutting workers to 29 hours.
So when she says discount stores, she doesn't mention which discount stores because Costco's not doing that.
They give all their workers health care.
Target's not doing that.
There's a discount store.
They give all their workers health care.
Who's not doing that?
There's some businesses with some pretty sh business practices that aren't doing that.
Walmart.
No kidding.
But she doesn't mention them by name.
I'm guessing there might be a Walmart commercial coming up next.
I'm also, and by the way, Walmart's been doing this all along.
Right.
They've kept all of their employees at 39 hours.
And she never says, what do those employees who work at the discount stores do when they get sick?
Why are you acting like this isn't happening?
They're blaming Obama.
They're blaming Obama for the fact that Walmart will not give anyone health care.
And I say there should be a new law.
You're not allowed to attack or criticize Obamacare unless you have a better plan.
No, wait, she doesn't even mention Costco.
Costco has a great plan.
That's what I said.
Costco, they're a discount store.
They get healthcare.
They're Costco, too, and their employees get these gigantic checks every week.
It's amazing.
Yeah, and they get big checks.
Somehow, Costco can make that kind of money, except, oh, because their CEO only makes a half a million dollars a year as opposed to the Walton family, which makes $80 billion a year.
Huh.
I wonder why there is the biggest stratification and income disparity in this country since the Gilded Age.
The Gilded Age, but let's remember what Gilded Age means.
It means everything seems normal at the surface, but everything's really super f underneath.
And that's exactly what's happening today.
You know, throughout this whole report, there's no data.
No data, she doesn't say what's She doesn't say what this Subwitch Samp guy, what his profits were last year.
She doesn't tell you how big of a house he lives in, where his kids go to school, how many vacations he takes, what kind of watch he wears or diamonds his wife.
She doesn't do any of that.
She doesn't do anything.
No research, none.
She just takes this guy's.
So there's a little bit more to this.
And the unionized grocery stores want to follow suit.
Wait a year.
You'll see a tremendous impact as workers have their hours reduced and their incomes reduced.
The White House has delayed the employer mandate for a year, but many businesses like Luke Perfect Subway are still preparing for the cuts.
Lisa Myers, NBC News, Kennebunk, Maine.
I think she should end the report.
They're still preparing to screw under their employees.
Yes.
They're employees who now have no health insurance and no money.
Go eat it Subway.
You know what's the most infuriating?
The reason why the Obama administration lowered the number to 30 hours was because there was already a prevalence of employers pulling this nonsense.
Yes.
And they figured, okay, you can't lower your employees' hours below 30.
You can't.
Nobody's that shit.
Because it costs more money, actually, in bureaucratic costs.
I'm trying to think of like office costs to employ someone new, to get to interview them, give them an application, sign them up, train them.
It costs more money to do that than it would be to just give your health care to your employee.
But again, like we said in the joke, if he was going to give his employees health care, he might as well just voted for the black guy in the first place.
And that's why he can't possibly do that.
So it's like an institutional change.
If you start giving health care, then you've changed the whole policy of the way that you think of the employees as humans.
As human beings.
Well, I like that to NBC, and they give you no background on what's happening with colleges or junior colleges.
The scandal that's happening in colleges is that they're using adjunct professors because they don't want to pay them anything or give them benefits.
That has got nothing to do with Obamacare, and that's been the way it's been going for a decade at least.
And that's the scandal when you pay $50,000 for your kid to go to Stanford.
90% of his classes are taught by adjunct professors with no benefits and who have to teach way big of a caseload of a school load so they can make money.
So your kid is being taught by not a tenured professor, an adjunct professor who was overworked and underpaid and no health care.
And you know what?
It's so ridiculous to hire so many adjunct professors when so few people want to even learn about adjuncts.
Oh man, I was so hoping he'd say something like that.
I didn't know where he was going.
What I knew it was going to be something.
St. Petersburg College is cutting teachers' hours.
I'm kind of surprised St. Petersburg College has teachers at all because it's Florida, so I'm mildly surprised the entire faculty doesn't have to fight each other in a thunderdome to get tenure.
Also, something she never mentions.
That made me want to buy a plane ticket and punch that woman.
Honestly.
That was the most infuriating thing I've ever read.
She's a veteran.
She's been around a long time.
No confidence journalism, which is not surprising at all.
At all.
I don't know who.
Jimmy, are you talking at all about the follow-up call that happened?
Okay.
So the next story was about Jimmy Fallon had a baby by surrogate.
So they spent about 10 minutes on that.
And then after the report, the lady goes and does the report and they come back.
Lester Hall.
Lester, hold on a few more questions for her.
Follow-up questions.
All the follow-up questions on that report.
Zero follow-up questions on this report.
None.
Zero.
They had to hurry to get to the Jimmy Fallon report.
She does the Jimmy Fallon report, and then they come back, and the Lester's like, wait a minute, this is a pretty complicated issue, isn't it?
Literally what he says.
He literally goes, wait a minute, this is a pretty complicated issue.
We're obviously thrilled for them, but this is a complicated process.
I remember at the outset when this first began, it was a bit risky.
Unlike healthcare, you jag off.
By the way, congrats to Jimmy Fallon on the baby.
Jimmy D. This is the big O. Hey, Mr. President.
How you doing, brother?
Everything's mellow.
Enjoying my vacation.
You know, you sound relaxed.
I saw your press conference last week, and I just, you know, I just want to ask you some questions about it.
Is that okay?
Go ahead, Jimmy.
You know, there's no secrets between them.
Okay.
Do you still insist that Edward Snowden is not a patriot?
If Snowden believes what he did was right, he should come home, appear before a court with a lawyer, and be found guilty.
But you wouldn't be talking about the NSA reforms if it wasn't for him.
Well, Jimmy, before Snowden opened his trap, we were going to reform the surveillance systems that we denied exist.
You don't have to worry about anything you don't know about because your main man Obama's got a cover.
Well, that doesn't make any sense to me, Barack, and it doesn't make sense putting the head of the NSA in charge of an oversight committee.
Why not?
Why not?
That's like putting O.J. Simpson in charge of finding Nicole's killer or appointing vice president of Monsanto in charge of the FDA or having a citigroup executive in charge of the Treasury.
Or it's like, wait a minute.
Larry Summers being the chairman of the Federal Reserve.
I think I'm getting the hang of this.
Yeah, you got the hang of it.
In that press conference, you insisted that Larry Summers, you insisted Larry Summers is a terrific person.
Larry is a terrific person.
Great patriot.
Good golfer.
He's the architect of our economic collapse.
Snappy dresser, nice to walk him to the puppy.
What?
What are you saying?
Always sends thank you notes.
Brock.
And more civilians killed in Yemen.
When are you going to stop with the drone strikes?
Can you give me a straight answer?
And are you going to stop with the drone strikes already?
Stop my drones.
I'm winning in my fantasy fatwa league.
I'll get them during recruiting trial.
Okay.
And when what about the environment?
You still haven't been clear about your position on the Keystone pipeline.
We're still looking into the environmental and economic concerns about the pipeline, most particularly the permanent jobs that will, you know, it will create.
You know, the only permanent jobs from the Keystone pipeline is going to be the permanent cleanup crews for all the oil spills, Mr. President.
There's just no pleasing you, Jimmy.
What about the police officers who are going to be patrolling the pipeline?
The Keystone cops.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Really?
Really, really?
Really?
Really?
Okay, you know, Mr. President, you know what would please me if you wouldn't defend warrantless wiretapping.
Jimmy, I assure you, the U.S. government has no interest in listening to the American people.
Obviously.
In fact, I'm barely listening to this conversation.
Well, why did you call me then?
This is what I do for the entire American left.
I let you blow off some steam, bust my balls a little, and I just continue to do whatever I was going to do.
No kidding.
You mean like the war on drugs that you've kept going?
Yeah, I'm surprised that Eric Holder said he was going to lay off prosecuting drug offenses.
Why the sudden change in policy, Mr. President?
Jimmy, with obstructionist Republicans, disappointed progressives, violence Democrats, and delusional teabaggers being a pain in my ass, I'm seriously considering getting myself a medical marijuana car.
Okay, I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
All right, I'm getting back to my vacation.
Okay.
Working on my golf lane.
Okay, Mr. President.
When I get back to the White House, I got lots of compromises to catch up on.
Okay.
All right, Mr. President.
Thanks for talking to us.
Take care.
Coach us out.
Okay.
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Okay, we got a lot of great stuff coming up in the second half.
We got phone calls from Bill O'Reilly and Rick Perry and Herman Kane.
Plus, we're going to take a look at racial profiling, Stop and Frisk, and Bill O'Reilly breaks it down for us.
Michael Bloomberg says some stuff you can't believe.
Plus a lot lot more that's coming up on the second half of the Jimmy Door show right now.
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Robert Edtinger, Chryonics pioneer.
Robert Edinger, the Chryonics pioneer who advocated freezing the dead with the hope that medical technology would someday enable them to pay taxes again, is dead at the age of 92 after attempting to defrost an erection he had back in the 70s.
Edinger came up with the idea for Chryronics in World War II during the Battle of the Bulch when he saw a bunch of frozen bodies and thought, I can make money off of that.
Sure.
Sounds reasonable.
Edinger founded the Cryronics Institute back in 1976 during the height of disco, a time when anyone would have been justified freezing half the music industry just to make them shut the fuck up.
For its services, the Chryronics Institute charges customers $28,000.
But if you bring your own tinfoil, five bucks.
The first person Edinger deposited at the Institute was his mother, Rhea.
This was followed by 10 years of Edinger depositing her social security checks.
A scam.
I'm implying that there's some crookedness going on here.
It's kind of under the table.
Yeah.
You know, he also froze the bodies of his two wives, Elaine and May.
They're stored next to a sign reading, warning, do not open.
A lot of naking going on there.
Do not open these cans.
Bad news.
Ettinger's last wishes were to someday be brought back to life as a 92-year-old man with a lot of really serious health problems.
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Bill O'Reilly's going to explain to us what racial profiling is and how it works.
There we go.
About racism.
This is a racial story, not a drug story.
So he says this is a racism story.
It's about racism.
Stop and frisk is.
He's saying it.
That's how he starts it off.
Wow.
Which is true.
Which is true.
That's like, wow, he's really just going to admit it, right?
Okay.
Here in the city, we have stop and frisk policy, which has brought crime way down in New York.
Way, way down.
Okay, so now everyone likes to say that, including Bloomberg.
Yes.
And there's no evidence for that.
So correlation does not mean causation.
And there's probably a million reasons.
And immigration has gone down because not because of tough immigration policies, but because of the economy in America.
So in other words, there are other reasons for why things like that happen.
Yeah.
People at Freakonomics think that one of the reasons why our crime rate has gone down substantially is because with the legalization of abortion.
Yes.
You have less unwanted people running around who are abused as children and who are born into economic despair.
There's also another big study no one ever talked about that it has to do with leaded gasoline.
And so they've noticed that after they got taken lead out of the gasoline about 25 to 30 years later, crime drops.
There's a big dip in crime in countries and areas of the world after they take lead out of their gasoline.
And that's pretty much what happened with America.
In fact, crime rates were dropping for the 10 years before Bloomberg became mayor, and they continued to drop after.
And so he says it's all due to this stop and frisk.
I came in, decided to start being a racist and a fascist, and stuff kept going down.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Remember the Techrolene murders in 69?
And the F-300.
That was an additive and gasoline.
The F-310 serial murders of 74%.
Platform 8, I think, has something to do with that.
I got to tell you that once they took the lead out, it didn't taste as good.
No, it doesn't.
I always go to Checker for, it's got Techron.
That's why TechCrimes.
Right, right.
Right.
So here's what Bill's going to explain a little bit more.
Okay.
And what that is, is the cops know who the wise guys are.
They know who the dealers are.
They know who the punks are, and they know who the muggers are.
Yeah, the wise guy.
Hey, this guy's being too wise over here with me.
The wise guys and the punks.
Wise guys are standing over in the corner smoking a jolt.
That's why they stop random black guys is because they know who the guys are.
Yeah, hey, Officer Friday, they know the wise guys.
Lighting up a blast.
You know what?
You bring up Officer Friday, but on DriveNet, on every show, they read people their rights.
Yes.
Good point.
Yes, you're right.
Well, that was after the Miranda warning.
So that was a big deal.
Which, by the way, they're trying to get rid of now.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Desperately.
Hey, let me back it up a little.
Who the wise guys are.
They know who the dealers are.
They know who the punks are, and they know who the muggers are.
And that's why 90% of the people that they stop and frisk are completely innocent.
If they know who...
Go ahead, Frank.
They know what boys like.
You know what I say, Frank?
If they know, if they know who the criminals are, why don't you go to their house?
Go to their house.
They know they are.
Go to their house and frisk them.
What are you doing?
Waiting for them to walk around so you get nine out of ten of them wrong.
So, anyway, so again, Bill, he says it very confidently, which makes him such a good broadcaster because everything he says, he says with some conviction and confidence.
And of course, all of it is just BS.
It's all wrong and incorrect.
But he says it with bravado.
And they try to get these guys on anything.
It's like getting Al Capone on tax evasion instead of murder.
All right.
So they know these.
Remember how they used to stop and frisk Al Capone all the time?
Remember that?
They would stop and frisk him, try to get him out of, get a joint in his pocket.
These guys carry pot and other drugs, and they stop and they frisk and they find them and they send them into the system.
That's what drives crime down.
Get them off the street.
The left hates that.
Hates it.
Because it is racial profiling, but it's really criminal profiling.
Yeah, it's really criminal profiles.
Oh, my God.
I don't believe he said that.
Frank, it's really criminal profiling because certain races are all criminals.
It works out then.
I mean, that was like such a, I mean, even for O'Reilly, that was such a blatantly racist thing to say.
But Frank, that's what he's been.
He's been doing that.
I don't know if you were on the show the week we played it.
Him and Bernie Goldberg have just taken the gloves off.
You know, after Barack Obama Gave that speech saying that about how black people are treated as criminals just on site.
And he knows the feeling of people locking their doors and women clutching their purses in elevators and people being afraid of him just because he was black.
The next day, that was on a Friday.
On Monday, Bernie Goldberg and Bill O'Reilly sat there and said, Of course, we're afraid of you guys.
You're all murderers.
They just took the gloves off.
He just said it.
You guys are all murderers.
Why are you guys killing each other?
You're all having babies out of wedlock.
None of them are going to school.
And you're all murderers.
Of course, we're afraid of you.
That's literally what he said.
And here he does it again.
He goes, sure, it's racial profiling, but it's really criminal profile because all those black and Mexicans are criminals.
Just as a side note, as an Asian man, I want to say, black men are taking all our women.
And he's saying it, though.
He's admitting, he's admitting the darkest.
It's like his new trick.
He just admits the darkest thing that you could think about him.
The worst accusation you could give to him.
He goes, sure, it's racial profiling, but I'm cool with it.
That's literally what he's saying.
But he's cool with it because he's white.
And I look, he goes, and the left hates it.
They hate racial profiling.
Because it's wrong, maybe?
I don't know, maybe because it's just another name for racism and it's vile.
Whereas the right, I guess he's saying, doesn't hate it because they couldn't care less about blacks.
No, they don't hate it because they're realists and they want to fight crime.
And because they want to use the fear of blacks to exploit votes from whites who are afraid of them.
It's called the Southern Strategy.
Sir, he goes on.
Bill's going to explain it to us a little bit more.
However, there are a number of people who are stopped and frisked who don't have anything and they get angry.
And I understand that.
But come on.
We all know how easy those people get upset, right?
Chip on the shoulder.
Ah, come on.
There we go.
You know what I mean?
But it's a crime-fighting technique.
Yeah, it's a crime.
It's a technique.
You know, ignoring the Constitution.
Much like rounding people up.
Yes, that's a technique.
Rounding people up is also a technique, Steve.
Yes, it is.
Also, going to the bat computers.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
So that's, I like how he says I know a number of them get upset.
How about try 90% of them?
How about 90%?
That's nine out of 10 of them.
It's a handful, Jimmy.
A handful.
And that the cops somehow know are criminals, but somehow they turn out not to be criminals.
And the criminal in no situation would actually be the cops violating the Constitution.
They would actually be the criminals and not the people that are stopping frisking.
We need citizens stopping frisking.
That's what I think.
You see a cop, that guy's about to commit a violation of the Constitution.
Maybe we should stop and frisk him.
I'll bet O'Reilly feels violated when the clerk at Radio Shack asks for his address.
He wouldn't stand up for a second of this.
How about a little, let's close it out with a little racist fear-mongering.
What happens if we get rid of this bill?
What happens if we stop violating the rights of blacks and Hispanics in New York City and treat them with dignity like the rest of the citizens?
What would happen?
What would happen?
That they're now going to take away from the NYPD.
And mark my words, street crime in New York will go up because yes, if you stop treating blacks like criminals, they're all going to kill us.
And that's not going to bother some people.
And the people that's not going to bother are the ones who like to listen to their car radio a little too loud, if you know what I'm saying.
And you know what?
Also, it's that they're now going to.
Sorry, go ahead.
It's really good for cutting down crime when you stop and frisk a black guy and find some weed on him and then throw him into jail.
You know, then they come out of jail with a really good attitude.
Yes.
They come back to go.
They go back into their community and help it.
It feels good that now they have a criminal conviction on their record, which really helps them in society, all for having weed in their pocket after being stopped.
Oh, and their respect for authority is great.
And they're not allowed to vote ever again.
So it all works out.
Well, I find a lot of them go into jail as a ne'er-do-well, and they're rehabilitated as a layabout.
All right, here we go.
Rick Perry called me.
JJ, it's Rick Perry, babe.
Hey, did you hear about this rodeo sketch where they had a bull chase Barack Obama and everybody's all up in arms about it?
Listen, man, if a racist sketch is the worst thing that happens at a rodeo, then consider yourself lucky.
Because if that was the worst thing that happened that night, then you might not even be at a rodeo.
You might have been at South by Southwest or some French festival or something because, Jimmy, it's a rodeo.
A show based on scaring and then defeating animals we eat.
It's already the worst fucking thing you'll ever see in your home.
Boo-hoo.
Ha ha ha!
Bye.
It's the rodeo, Jimmy.
Do you like to eat cotton candy in close proximity to large animals shooting?
That's what the rodeo is.
They could have done a full-on minstrel slash donkey show, and I guarantee it would not have been as awful as the rodeo itself because it's the rodeo, man.
The early form of public spectacle we allow prisoners to put on for money.
Think about that.
Well, I have.
And Jimmy, look, they're rodeo clowns, for Christ's sake.
What did people expect?
An evening of dramatic readings.
Rodeo clowns are basically cornies that can run.
I mean, they get them all dressed up as clowns so they seem more molesty.
That's the type of people we're dealing with here.
That clown should be given a reward for even knowing who Barack Obama is.
But do you know what they did?
They banned that rodeo clown for life.
Oh, my God, what a horrible punishment.
I don't get to be an alcoholic and make up being chased by an angry cow.
Whatever will I do next to tell me I can't have sex with ugly, toothless women and drink toilet wine.
Get this.
Do you know who imposed that lifetime ban?
Do you?
The Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association.
That's a thing.
I bet they have their meetings around a urine trough.
Oh, boy, a bunch of cowboys together.
There's no way this meeting's not going to turn suddenly gay.
It's crazy, man.
But you know what isn't crazy?
I need to not be on the phone with you any longer.
Keep it sleezy, Jimbo.
Remember, something, something.
And then the third thing.
Oh, oops.
Dig it, though.
Wow.
So a judge ruled on the stop and frisk policy that, you know, in New York, they have a stop and frisk policy where the Cops, if you look like a criminal, they'll stop and frisk you just if you look like a criminal.
And what do you, and what does a criminal look like?
Black.
Black or Mexican.
That's what a criminal looks like.
And you know, it would have been nice had they stopped and frisked some of the Wall Street bankers before the crash.
That would have been maybe they would have stopped some people from stealing our houses.
But other than that, apparently that's not as important as stopping a kid who's got some weed in his pocket.
So the judge found that determined, a federal judge determined that at least 200,000 stops last year were made without reasonable suspicion.
Reasonable suspicion, by the way, is the necessary benchmark to stop and frisk someone, which is a lower standard of probable cause needed to justify an arrest.
So it's not even probable cause.
So reasonable suspicion is like nothing.
That's the same thing with NSA wiretapping.
Yes.
It's now reasonable suspicion.
It was probable cause.
Right.
Now they, by the way, yes.
And as we learned last week on the show, Jim, when you were in the south of France, that they actually are listening in on our phone calls and then giving that information to local law enforcement.
We know that to be true now.
Reuters found that out and it was reported.
And although no one else seems to be acting like it was reported, for some reason it wasn't screamed from the mountains.
Nobody's reporting.
Why is that?
Right?
We reported it here.
Nobody else seems to be Reuters reported it, but then everybody's still having the conversations as if that report never came out.
And we're going to get to some of those conversations today.
But right now, let's talk about the stop and frisk policy.
So they found out, did you know that they've stopped and frisked over the last 10 years in New York City?
5 million black guys.
That's more black guys than live in New York City.
That's a lot of people that they're stopping and frisking, right?
Most people who've been stopped and frisked will say they've been stopped and frisked.
They're probably just stopping the same black guy over and over again.
Lamar.
He just wants to go to Passmark.
People stopped by the police were found innocent 90% of the time.
Meaning innocent, meaning they didn't have any weed in the little pocket on their jeans.
They mean.
Some people were stopped with just the intent to be black.
Well, so remember that what will happen is they'll stop and frisk.
Someone will resist, rightly so, and then they'll call them guilty of something.
So before so, before this decision, Mayor Bloomberg, who's, by the way, white, and really, he's been the one implementing the stop and frisk for the last 10 years.
And so here he was before this judge's ruling.
This is what he had to say.
Who was getting profiled too much?
Here's what he had to say.
This business is a couple of one newspaper and one news service.
They just keep saying, oh, it's a disproportionate percentage of a particular ethnic group.
So he's trying to blame.
It's like it's just this newspaper.
It's not every black guy in the city.
It's not every black and Latino in the city.
It's just this one newspaper.
And he can't say disproportionate, by the way.
I don't know if you noticed.
He said disproportionate.
He's the mayor, and he'll keep saying it.
Oh, and by the way, he's an economics guy.
I can't say disproportionate.
He can't say.
Yes, good catch.
All right, here we go.
That may be, but it's not a disproportionate percentage of those who witnesses and victims describe as committing the murder.
In that case, incidentally, I think we disproportionately stop white people.
How many times can he say disproportionately?
But that's not the worst part.
Watch the stat he tries to say.
So he's actually, he's so rich, he hires someone to say pro.
So here.
So here.
So what's worse than his mispronunciation of disproportionately is the point he's trying to make and the ridiculous statistic he makes up.
I think we disproportionately stop whites too much and minorities too little.
I don't even understand that.
He literally said that.
That's not an impression.
That's not Mike McRae.
That's him.
That's him on a radio show, and he said that.
What the hell radio show is he on?
He said that he thinks that when it comes to murder, that they disproportionately or disproportionately profile whites as opposed to.
They do.
They do.
Because I live in New York.
I can tell you it's true.
They profile them and then decide not to stop.
That's exactly what's happening.
Yes.
Yes.
So let's land what he has to say.
It's exactly the reverse of what they say.
I don't know where they went to school, but they certainly didn't take a math course.
Well, exactly.
So a logic course.
Absolutely.
And I think, as I said, most New Yorkers like it the way it is.
Yes.
And you know which ones especially like it the way it is?
The white ones.
The white ones are totally cool with it.
Ask the five million black guys who've been stopped and frisked.
See how they feel about it.
And I thought it was really interesting because I had no idea that this law has been in place for over 10 years and then they've been accepting these terms.
I mean, like, I'm the only person of color sitting at this table.
Sorry, Japanese man.
It's true.
But I'd be the one who's frisked right now.
Stop it, Jim.
Stop it, Jim.
I'm not touching her.
These idiots who are against stop and frisk don't know anything about math or logic.
Just a stupid bill of rights.
Stupids.
Stupids.
So that's what he said before.
So that's literally what he said before.
I mean, let's listen to it, by the way.
I want to hear him say disproportionate three times again.
A couple of one newspaper and one news service.
They just keep saying, oh, it's a disproportionate percentage of a particular ethnic group.
That may be, but it's not a disproportionate percentage of those who witnesses and victims describe as committing the murder.
In that case, incidentally, I think we disproportionately stop whites too much.
You know, if it's minorities too little.
If it's a disportionate amount, if it's a disproportionate amount, you really have to take the nuclear option.
That makes sense to me.
Yeah, yeah.
I get it.
Often I've said you have to take the nuclear.
Well, you know what, though?
As a billionaire who bought his way into office, I think we should trust what he said.
I definitely.
So here he got mad.
He was upset with the judge's ruling, and he held a press conference.
And let's keep the to me, the big stat to keep in mind: five million black guys stopped and frisked since 2004.
90% of them innocent of any crime whatsoever.
And that's more.
If they stop one more black guy, they get a free one.
And so here's what 200,000 of the stops were made without reasonable suspicion, even, which is, and here's what Bloomberg says to that.
I like he's, it's funny.
Okay, here we go.
Judge still wants to put the NYPD into receivership based on the flimsiness Of evidence in a handful of cases.
A handful of cases.
Is that Paul Bunyan's hands that you're referring to?
Is that Magic Johnson's hands?
Because I've met him at a party once, and he's got some pretty big hands.
But still, 200,000 stops were made without reasonable suspicion.
I don't think that's flimsy or a handful.
By the way, when he says flimsiest of evidence, that judge saw literally thousands of witnesses before she reached a conclusion.
Just who had been stopped and frisked.
Thousands of them.
I mean, that's amazing.
I agree with you.
So when he says flimsiest of evidence, he should go and shoot himself.
Yes, he should.
Speaking of shooting himself, I mean, the main piece of evidence that swayed her was the fact that of the nationalities or nithneys stopped.
White people had more guns than black people.
No kidding.
Yes, so right.
So it's because they were actually per capita.
When they stopped, white people had more guns on them than blacks in this country.
Because they actually used a Terry standard when they looked, they were like, oh, we really should stop that guy.
Not just because of the color of his skin, but because he's acting really funky.
Aha, really?
Okay.
So if you're black, acting funky is just being black, right?
But if you're white.
Thankfully for all of us, yes.
So if you're white, thanks.
I was in a recently in a theater and the police came in and stopped and frisked the Tyler Perry movie.
Did they find it delightful?
So he's angry at this judge, and here's what he says about this judge.
The Department of Justice under Presidents Clinton, Bush, and Obama never, not once, found reason to investigate the NYPD.
And that, I mean, everybody knows if you're not investigated, that means you never did nothing wrong, right?
That's what that means, right?
You know how, because remember what Goldman Sachs was never investigated.
That's because they never did anything wrong.
Jamie Dimon's never been investigated.
That's because he's never did anything wrong.
That's what that means.
When you're not investigated, that means you never did anything wrong.
They never investigated Don Ronald Rumsfeld never got investigated.
He never did anything wrong.
How about Dick Cheney?
Was he investigated?
No, he never did anything wrong.
I mean, this is a grown-up person talking to other grown-ups, thinking that any of these arguments hold any water with a straight face he says this.
Is it just because, you know, it's that thing?
You ever go to, you know, I've done comedy at these corporate events, and everybody sits there and the head corporate guy gets up and talks.
And everybody laughs at it, and they think that they're interesting and humorous because everybody has to laugh because they're their boss, and they don't realize that nobody could give a shit about what they're saying, and they can't wait for you to shut up.
But they don't know that.
And that's the same thing with Bloomberg.
He thinks that everyone's buying what he's saying.
Like with a straight face, he's doing this.
And then you know why?
It's because he doesn't go hang out with blacks and Hispanics.
He goes out and hangs with all other rich white guys.
You know, if he just went and hung out with other New Yorkers who've lived in that city for any length of time and were there for even a decade and realized, no, the NYPD are, you know, they're scumbags.
They always have been.
It's okay.
Yeah.
We're all okay with it, but we don't kid ourselves about it.
And we have to keep them on a short leash.
Yes.
They had civilian oversight for a reason.
They're like bankers with guns.
You got to be careful of these guys.
Okay.
So here's what he says about the judge.
But one small group of advocates and one judge conducted their own investigation.
Yeah, it was pretty clear that the judge had made up her mind before the trial, Jim, that she was going to come down on the side of the Constitution no matter what.
And how he didn't have a shot then.
I mean, if that's the way she's going to approach it, he doesn't even have a free, he doesn't have a shot.
So my question is this.
So do blacks have the right to live in a city without being harassed and treated like a criminal just because of the color of their skin?
Do they have the right?
I think he would say yes, they have that right.
And I would never think that that question would lead us to the world's biggest false choice ever, but here is Mayor Bloomberg to serve it up.
But people also have a right to walk down the street without being killed or murdered.
See?
So what he's saying, Frank, is if we don't treat all black men like criminals, then everybody's going to start being killed.
There's no other outcome.
I'm so happy I live in such a racially enlightened city like New York instead of down south.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Isn't that hilarious?
Yes, yes.
So he's upset because the judge now wants to appoint a monitor to oversee them and their stop and frisk program.
They went on and said a monitor and also wants the cops to wear cameras.
The cops have to wear cameras.
Now, they've tested this out before, cops wearing cameras.
I don't know if you know what.
What do you think the result would be?
Cops wearing cameras.
Well, the result was that police brutality reports went down tremendously.
Disproportionately?
Disproportionately.
Wow.
I thought they'd be able to.
If they wear cameras, I hope they stop and frisk me because I'll use it as a credit.
Yes, I hear you.
I thought there'd be a lot of new YouTube videos with cats behind the steering wheel of a cop car or something.
So here's what he says about the judge's order to have a monitor and stuff.
And for those rights to be protected, we have to give the members of our police department the tool they need to do their jobs without being micromanaged and second-guessed every day by a judge or a monitor.
Or by the laws or the Constitution or even the Magna Carta.
They can just do whatever they want because I say so.
Isn't that what a judge is supposed to do?
Second guess what the cops do?
We can't hinder cops by making them accountable.
Say it again, Frank.
You get muffled.
We can hinder cops' actions by making them accountable.
Yes, that's what he's saying.
Isn't that what a judge is supposed to do?
Is to second guess police work?
That's what they're supposed to do.
Somebody better be second guessing this.
And by the way, they're not hindering them.
This is policy that they've been fed by their commanding officers.
They've been told to stop and frisk black men.
So again, what he's saying.
This isn't, it's not officers, it's commanders.
When you say, Robert, when you say they've been taught, you mean from the tippy top.
Yeah, there is a deputy inspector that's in very high rank.
That's above captain.
It's above captain.
It's below Chief.
And he's on tape saying...
I want you to pick them up.
Yes, that's what he's on tape saying that.
Isn't that illegal?
Yes.
This whole thing's illegal.
Are you kidding me?
We're living in one big illegal police state.
Can't we just go to the guy get busted for that?
Wouldn't the guy who said that on tape be busted?
Dick Cheney admitted to ordering war crimes on Sunday afternoon television.
Wouldn't he be busted for that?
Wouldn't those cops who sprayed that woman with pepper spray on camera for nothing?
Wouldn't they go to jail for that?
Isn't that assault?
Isn't there like a child?
Are you telling me that there's a group, there's a group of people in this country that don't get prosecuted for their crimes?
Could that possibly be?
You mean it's the fun to look that way.
Is it the plutocrats and the people who do their bidding?
They promise not to prosecute each other.
It's almost as if.
It's almost as if.
By the way, there is this American Life episode of a police officer in New York who carried a digital recorder with him through the end of his career because he was so disturbed about what was going on with the CompStat program.
He has on record chiefs of police harassing him because of what he was doing.
Nothing happened.
Yes.
So of course nothing happens.
I mean, can't we just go back to harassing the Irish?
Yes, really.
Hey, particularly, Frank.
So what he's saying, so again, Bloomberg, again, giving us the false choice of all time.
You can have low crime rates or you can have freedom, but you can't have both.
That's what he's saying.
And yes, you can bring down.
It's real easy to bring down crime rates.
You'd be just turned into a fascist dictatorship.
Real easy.
Singapore, real low crime rates.
The price of freedom is taking away your rights.
When will we all realize this?
If you want to protect your rights, take away your freedom.
Berlin 42.
Safe city.
Except for the bombing.
Except for the safe.
You could leave your wallet on a bar and it would be there the next day in the Third Reich.
It really would.
So.
Instead of stopping and frisking people, why can't we go back to the innocent days of the bad lieutenant when Harvey Keitel just stood in front of teenage girls and masturbated?
By the way, that scene cut out of the blockbuster video version of that movie.
No kidding, not kidding.
My brother rented that movie.
I go, how about that scene?
He goes, what scene?
They had cut that out.
Wow.
Because if you're watching that movie, you'd be cool with everything else in it.
You know, the nun being raped, especially the nun being raped.
But that was a little much.
So here, Bloomberg's got a little bit more to say.
He's got a little bit more to say.
As mayor, my number one responsibility is protecting public safety.
And doing so in a way.
First of all, I never heard any other mayor ever say that ever.
Did you ever hear a mother mayor?
No, that's not why we elected you.
The people elected mayor because I want you to keep me safe.
Are you kidding me?
People have something to say from the mayor.
I want you to, I want to elect a mayor because I want my pothole fixed.
I want my garbage picked up and I want my kids to go to a nice school.
That's why I vote for you for mayor.
I don't keep me keeping me.
I don't think it's too out of bounds to say that.
That's a major responsibility of anything.
After 9-11, they have to maybe sound like that.
After 9-11, the mayor's sick.
I'm tired of hearing that kind of bull.
My number one response is.
The bar for keeping us safe is so low because people who defend George W. Bush always say he kept us safe.
Yeah.
And they say that knowing that the biggest attack on our soil ever happened while he was president.
That's right.
And you know who else kept us safe?
Is the bodyguards for Lincoln?
They kept him safe ever since that first time.
Nobody ever shot him twice.
You check his head now, Frank.
There is no second hole in his head.
No, they protected Lincoln from the second act of our American cousin.
Very nicely done.
Okay, so he so here's got a little bit more to say.
Way that complies with the law and respectability is protecting public safety and doing so in a way that complies with the law and respects the rights of all New Yorkers.
And if it doesn't, saying that it does anyway, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm just going to keep saying it does.
I'm complying with, as mayor of New York, my other job is to be an arrogant douchebag who's above the law and can only be stopped by a federal judge.
My first job is to protect you.
My second job is that.
Hey, let's look on the bright side.
I'm doing a great job if you're white.
I often forget how good it is for white people in New York.
We do.
That's what people aren't talking about.
They're a forgotten majority, Jimmy.
Forgotten.
Jimmy Dore, this is your little belly boy.
I'm good.
You're good.
Everything's good.
Grace Baiting's going great.
Ratings are up.
I remember when they told me mama needs some time alone.
Glow, go, go goes the bottle.
I see all you New York Times reading liberals celebrating the stop and frisk ruling.
I'm sick of these activist judges sticking their dicks in these legal cases.
You all this one is abroad.
New York cops.
They know who the bad guys are.
Sure, they do.
Just that all the black people look alike.
That's why I gotta frisk them all.
Crime fighting technique based on the scientific fact.
Sure, minorities don't like working for living.
Bloomberg's worried that if everybody has an equal opportunity to pursue happiness, certain types of people are going to pursue your daughter.
Not a racial thing.
Regularly stop and frisk my interns.
I thought some black guy was following me around.
When I locked my car door, I realized it was just Juan Williams.
Do you like another?
Don't mind if I do.
Drake makes the bad thoughts go away.
You know, the average age of a Fox News reviewer?
Gone, I guess.
67 years old.
Me and Annie are worried if our audience will survive the winter.
I want to take my show in a new direction.
More intellectual.
I want to have more big thinkers on like Charles Krauthammer or Victoria Jackson.
Okay, Jimbo, I'm going to go prank all my bitch over an ex-wife.
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Luke Russard calls in and Herman Cain.
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I know.
How could you be worse?
Well, he was.
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Sometimes I like to call him Schaefer.
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Well, okay, here's a little taste of the Luke Russert.
Can you tell us some of the stories you're working on right now?
Jimmy, hey, how about that Anthony Wiener guy?
It's me who's Black Wiener.
Dude, first rule of politics is don't tweet pics of your song to anyone.
Okay.
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Both sides do it.
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