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	Get ready for an outstanding entertainment program.
	The Jimmy Dore show.
	This week, Rolling Stone magazine triggered widespread outrage with its cover story on Boston marathon bomber Johar Zarnayev.
	And some chain stores have refused to sell the magazine.
	The focus of the controversy is a somewhat creepy cover photo of Zarnayev looking like he plays keyboard in a fusion band.
	To the casual observer, it seemed Rolling Stone had chosen the same photos Arnaev himself would have picked.
	People understandably feel that criminals should never be rewarded for their crimes, though that doesn't explain Simon Cowell.
	Over the years, Rolling Stone has famously featured scoundrels on its cover, such as Charles Manson and Ted Nugent.
	And they've never once apologized for Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, or Bono.
	But the editors claim the Zarnaev piece offers new information.
	For example, it's Zarnaev thought terrorism was justifiable because of U.S. foreign policy in Iraq and Afghanistan.
	Well, we kind of knew that already because he exploded those bombs at the Boston Marathon.
	The article also reveals that Tsarnaev's friends thought he was a pretty good guy.
	But whose friends don't?
	That's why they're your friends.
	Still, despite the harsh criticism, Rolling Stone's editors are probably thrilled.
	Like many other magazines now, Rolling Stone is shrinking down to nothing.
	When you walk by a newsstand these days, it feels like you're in a museum.
	Look at all those magazines made out of paper.
	How cute is that?
	Very soon, there will be no magazines or newspapers or any other reading matter you can leave on an airplane.
	Let's enjoy these offensive covers while we can.
	Besides, it could be worse.
	George Zimmerman could be on the cover of Guns and Ammo.
	Ha ha ha ha.
	Ha ha ha.
	It's the Jimmy Door Show.
	the show for the kind of people that are It's the show that makes Anderson Cooper save.
	It's hard to talk to T-Vales.
	And now, here's a guy who sounds a lot like me.
	It's Jimmy Dore!
	Hi, everybody.
	Welcome to this week's episode.
	I am joined in the studio to my right, the host of Comedy and Everything Else, our resident Latina.
	It's Steph Zemarano.
	Hi, Steph.
	How are you?
	Hi, Jimmy.
	I'm Mexican.
	That's right out there.
	Tells you how she is.
	There's no doubt about that.
	So you're not doing good.
	Cross the glass, Emmy Award-winning writer, former writer for The Daily Show, and the author of Morning Remembrance, Hilarious Obituaries of Real Dead People.
	It's Ham Radio's Jim Earle.
	Hi, Jim.
	How are you?
	Hi, Jimmy.
	How you doing?
	I'm doing fantastic.
	You know, I don't remember anything about my former life as a boatwrite.
	I don't.
	Go ahead.
	You know that story?
	I guess you don't know this.
	As a what?
	As a boat right.
	A boat right?
	What is a boat right?
	That's the amnesia guy, right?
	Amnesia guy.
	Oh, the Swedish.
	The guy who woke up speaking Swedish for no apparent reason.
	Oh, you know, I forgot about that story.
	Across from him, hilarious comedian from Team Yasamura.
	It's Robert Yasamura.
	Hi, Robert.
	How are you, buddy?
	The better for your asking.
	Okay, and we're going to talk about your take on the whole Asiana Airlines thing coming up.
	Right?
	Holy fuck.
	That was crazy.
	Next to him, hilarious comedian former writer for the Daily Show.
	It's Steve Rosenfield.
	Hey, Steve, how are you?
	Hey, Jim.
	Steph is a Mexican.
	Steph is a Mexican, and you are a Jew.
	And thank you for reminding me.
	And I am a rotten Mick bastard with a little pole lock in me.
	Great to see that.
	Let's get to.
	He's very nice.
	Is he the kosher shy?
	No, I mean, there's a kill bus.
	There's a little lock I used to keep on the poll.
	I have a jammed up mic.
	Okay, so let's get to the jokes before we get to the jokes.
	But hey, I'm going to call Because I'm trying to, I sent Karma an email that said, George Zimmerman is not going to prison, so we're counting on you to make him your bitch.
	Karma.
	I sent that to Karma.
	Karma.
	I said it to Karma.
	You know, if our nation wasn't already experiencing enough sorrow and pain, last week this season premiere of the newsroom happened.
	So, hey, and let's never forget, you know, there's always a silver lining to every horrible story.
	Let's never forget that Trayvon Martin, when he was shot and killed, he was still considered a child, so he wasn't old enough to experience Florida trying to suppress his vote.
	Oh, wow.
	So there's a silver line.
	He'll never have to grow up and experience that.
	So there's that.
	You're edgy.
	Thank you.
	All I'm going to say is what an injustice it is that someone so dangerous is allowed to not only walk around free, but now also be the new host of The View.
	Can I just interject for a second?
	Sure.
	I know everybody's really upset about the Zimmerman verdict and everything.
	Sure.
	But is anyone else just pissed off at the amount of rubber bands they put on produce nowadays?
	I mean, really, it's obscene, isn't it?
	You know, Jim, I don't have the balls to tackle subjects like that on this show.
	That's why I'm here, Esp.
	That's why I'm here.
	So yes, so did you know Jenny McCarthy?
	I know you're out of the country, but did you hear Jenny McCarthy famous for being against vaccines?
	Oh, yeah.
	She says vaccines cause autism, autism.
	Science doesn't back her up, but anecdotal evidence does.
	And she's now going to get on the, she's going to be the new host of The View, filling in for Elizabeth Hasselbach.
	And I'm just thinking, like, what are some of the new promos going to be when you hear him go into commercial?
	Coming up next on The View, Jenny McCarthy and Sherry Shepard discuss the danger of vaccinated kids falling off the edge of the flat earth.
	Tika's Jerry Shepard is a flat earther.
	She doesn't know.
	They asked him, is the Earth round?
	I don't know.
	I never looked.
	I'll have to look it up.
	You remember that, right?
	No, I don't know.
	Oh, that's what makes that funny.
	Strangely enough, not having watched The View at all.
	I think I played it on the show, but maybe you weren't here that week or something.
	Is the world flat?
	Is the world flat?
	Yes.
	I don't know.
	What do you think?
	I never thought about it, Whoopee.
	Is the world flat?
	I never thought about it.
	I never thought about whether the world was because.
	I saw a cover.
	I saw the new cover of the Rolling Stone magazine.
	I just have one question.
	What is Johar Sanayev's new album drop?
	There you go.
	I mean, come on.
	You know, of all the crappy journalism happening in all forms of the media, and it's a picture on the cover of Rolling Stone that upsets everybody?
	That actually upset me, but that's still a good joke.
	All right.
	So, hey, Liz, did you hear about Liz Cheney?
	Liz Cheney, she moved to Wyoming so she can now try to primary Mike Enzi, who's the Republican senator from Wyoming.
	Liz Cheney, so she's running against her dad's old fishing bunny.
	Hey, doesn't Dick Cheney just shoot his friends in the face, and now he also stabs him in the back.
	It's weird, right?
	Dick Cheney screwing over his old pal, Senator Mike Enzi.
	Who knew a mass murdering war criminal would be such a dick?
	Never saw it coming.
	Okay, so what's coming up on today's show?
	Well, we're going to talk about the reactions from the lawyers on both sides in the Zimmerman trial.
	It just might blow your head off.
	Plus, we're going to talk about the Asiana screw-up with the local news channel that got pranked.
	And let me just say this before, if those local news anchors were any dumber, they'd be running a TV network.
	All right.
	So let's be grateful that they're all news anchors.
	I get a smile out of Jim Earl.
	I knew that I'd get a little something out of Jim Earl.
	We're going to talk about that.
	Plus, Anderson Cooper sits down with Jura B37.
	Jonathan Carl gives a great tribute to our men and women in the uniform who've fallen.
	Plus, we're going to check in how the news media is complaining about the other news media for screwing up that AGANA story.
	Oh, plus, Melissa Harris Perry.
	Oh, Melissa Harris Perry talks about Edward Snowden in a way that made me throw up.
	And we're going to talk about that.
	Plus, we got phone calls today from Congressman Ron Paul, Herman Kane, right?
	Oh, great.
	Bill O'Reilly and Mitch McConnell.
	That's today on the Jimmy Dore Show.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh.
	Hey, who we got on the phone here?
	Who's on the phone with me?
	Jimmy.
	Yeah.
	Herman Kane.
	Herman, how you doing, buddy?
	Jimmy, do you know how much my speaking fees are?
	No, how much?
	They're like a bazillion dollars.
	That's a lot of money.
	Did you know about this?
	No, I had no idea.
	Swear to God, man.
	What?
	I went to do a commencement of some crazy Jesus college in the middle of Schittzburg, and they were like, we're going to pay you this much.
	And I was like, what?
	How much was it?
	Like, do you want me to sell cocaine while I'm there or show my dick or something?
	And they were like, no, just say whatever you feel like for half an hour.
	Seriously, a bazillion dollars, man.
	That's not a real number.
	That's a real number.
	No, I don't think so.
	I'll tell you one thing I don't want to hear no more.
	What?
	I can't pay back these student loans.
	Because that is bullshit.
	Well, Herman, what are you talking about?
	You know how crazily expensive it is for someone to go to college these days.
	And now Congress and the banks are going to double their interest rates at a time like this.
	How are they supposed to pay for college and their loans?
	All you got to do is run for president.
	Say some crazy shit, drop out of the race, and go on tour, man.
	Go on tour?
	You can pay off your loans in like six friggin' paragraphs off the top of your goddamn head.
	Well, not everybody's as lucky as you.
	Seriously, I am a man who routinely quotes Pokemon for Christ's sake.
	I know.
	And they have given me so much fuck you money, I got myself a second mistress now just because I could.
	Good for you, Herman.
	It's a little scary how much money they give you.
	How much?
	Like, I'm afraid all the time that a leprechaun is going to appear out of nowhere saying, you stole my gold, you did.
	I don't think it's a crazy ride, my friend.
	It is a crazy ride.
	That's all I got for now, Jimbo.
	Okay, Herman.
	This is Herman Cain saying, Pikachu, I choose you.
	How's Herman Kane, everybody?
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	Okay, so they won.
	All right.
	So they got a guilty guy off, not just for murder, but for the murder of a kid.
	And not just murder of a kid, but now it opens the door for lots more horrible tragedies like this, where racist profiles a black kid, follows him, and then kills him.
	So you would think that the defense team, even though they had a victory, would have a heavy heart about what this means for our country, what this means for young black men, what this means for violence in America.
	And so here's Don West, one of the defense counsels at the press conference after the Zimmerman verdict.
	And laid on us.
	I think the prosecution of George Zimmerman Booth was disgraceful.
	As happy as I am for George Zimmerman, I'm thrilled that this jury kept this tragedy from becoming a travesty.
	Okay.
	So in other words, now that we've won, here's some phony indignation to distract you from our cynical defense of a racist douchebag.
	Here it comes.
	Yes.
	That trial was a complete waste of time.
	We told you he didn't do anything wrong.
	Thank you again about it.
	Thank God the jury agreed with us.
	There's no sense wasting justice on a dead guy.
	Am I right?
	He can't thank you for that.
	Wow.
	Oh, God damn it.
	Right?
	Wow.
	Attorney claiming that George Zimmerman is the victim in all this is probably the most offensive thing I've ever heard.
	It's certainly right up there.
	There's a few things more.
	Let's listen to the beginning of it again.
	I think the prosecution of George Zimmerman Booth was disgraceful.
	Yes, it's hard to believe that in America, a man would have to go on trial simply for defending himself against a black person in Florida.
	It's unheard of.
	This goes back to my thesis that comes up on every show.
	He could have said nothing.
	Yes.
	That guy could have said nothing.
	Talking about the lawyer.
	No one held a gun to his head and said, say something.
	Have a little class at the end, I say.
	Just say nothing.
	I haven't seen a bad winner like this since Bush.
	I don't know.
	I got to go back to Hitler in Rotterdam.
	Right?
	You know, that's ugly.
	You know that W.C. Fields movie where he takes a car into somebody's lawn and big park and then he runs right into a nice sculpture yeah and then he says uh statue ran right in out in front of me that's kind of this it's a kind of lying yes it's the same thing yeah okay and then the other defense uh attorney attorney uh took his turn at the microphone and he said this mark o' marriage this is mark
	O'Mara.
	Well, I think that things would have been different if George Zimmerman was black for this.
	Yes, they asked him, would things have been different if George Zimmerman...
	Yeah, because he wouldn't have shot that guy.
	Okay, I'm intrigued.
	Go on.
	Here, would things have been different had George Zimmerman been black instead of white?
	Well, I think that things would have been different if George Zimmerman was black for this reason.
	He never would have been charged for the crime.
	Yes, because if George Zimmerman would have been black, when the cops showed up, they would have beat the shit out of us.
	Yeah.
	He'd be dead.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He has a point.
	When will we, as a society, stop persecuting half-white, half-Peruvian paranoid gun nuts?
	When will it end, Jimmy?
	When will it end?
	And just giving the black population a pass, when is that going to end?
	Yes.
	Let's hear it one more time.
	I think that things would have been different if George Zimmerman was black for this reason.
	He never would have been charged for the crime.
	Now, here's the silver lining on that.
	This morning, my doctor told me my blood pressure was a little low.
	So now I'm guessing it's right back to normal.
	It's even, yeah.
	Yes.
	That's good.
	So, you know, just with facts and data available, how much is, how many are incarcerated in jails that are African-Americans?
	Right.
	Isn't it like, Yeah.
	He knows how the justice system is slanted in favor of black black guys.
	Black guys.
	Yes.
	They did it.
	They could even it out, though.
	It's not like they have a disproportionate population within the incarcerated community nationwide.
	Nationwide.
	It's not a pandemic.
	Yeah.
	Mm-hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	Why should they make any sense at this point?
	Exactly.
	They were full of crap the whole time.
	The whole time.
	Why should they suddenly be like, you know, rational?
	But who paid for these attorneys?
	Because it wasn't Zimmerman.
	It was like, Well, I'm sure he had a defense fund and I'm sure some big, we know, Sean Hannity or some other Oh, yeah.
	Ass-wise.
	Mm-hmm.
	I'm sure some, I'm sure.
	I mean, this guy's a, so here's the prosecutor.
	So the prosecutor and the lead prosecutor in this case also just as horrible turns out as the defense team was.
	As horrible as far as bad at her job, A, she's horrible that way, B, also horrible as far as not knowing how to handle something when you lose a murder trial when a 17-year-old kid is murdered and it's your job to convict the person who did it and you lose, you should feel badly and you should apologize to the victims.
	Mm-hmm.
	Well, let's see if she, let's see what she does.
	Here she goes.
	We have done our best to assure due process to all involved.
	Yes, considering our police department is full of racist a-holes, we did a great job.
	Hey, there is justice in Florida if you're a redneck psychopath.
	Okay, here we go.
	We have done our best to assure due process to all involved and we believe that we brought out the truth on behalf of Trayvon Martin.
	Okay, so, she started off.
	Here we go.
	Our hearts, as always, go out to our victims'family.
	Okay, sounding a little like you're saying this by rote a little bit.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	As always, our heart goes, as always, what am I supposed, as always, that's right, my heart goes, uh.
	The sing-song voice means that she's sincere.
	Yeah, as always, our heart goes, it gets worse.
	Go out to our victims'family and all victims of crime.
	What?
	All victims of crime everywhere.
	That's taking a chance.
	Could you possibly make this apology sound less sincere?
	Or our hearts go, it's not even an apology, our hearts go out to the victim and all victims of crime.
	Could you make it less?
	Make it more generic.
	Yes.
	Is there a way you can make it more generic?
	Thank you.
	That's the word I was looking for, yeah.
	I think she's passing the buck.
	Always go out to our victims'family and all victims of crime.
	But as long as they know that there will always be prosecutors fighting for the truth, I think that victims will continue to rely on this justice system.
	I think that, I don't think so.
	I think the victims are going to try to switch to Comcast.
	What?
	For their justice system.
	What are you talking about?
	What victims are going to continue to rely on our justice?
	To rely.
	Of course they're going to continue to rely.
	Where else are they going to go?
	What other justice system are you referring to?
	And she's smiling.
	Yes.
	She's smiling and she's smiling for the same reason why I smile when I'm having a bad show in a bad club somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
	I'm smiling when that happens because I'm getting paid either way.
	She gets paid exactly the same.
	She gets paid exactly the same.
	You win, you lose, you get paid the same.
	Right.
	We are sorry that your son, daughter, or husband have been killed murder, stabbing, accident, robbery, other.
	Other.
	Our hearts go out to the victim, victims, or groups of people who may have been injured.
	How do murder victims choose their, I don't understand what the hell is a murder victim going to choose?
	Going to choose their justice system?
	We thank you for coming to our justice system.
	We know you have many justice systems to choose from.
	Thank you for coming to us.
	We appreciate you choosing Florida's justice system when you're murdered.
	Having heard her say like they're going to keep choosing the Florida justice system, a big part of me is like, I think street justice would have worked out better here.
	I think that would have been the better justice system to appeal to.
	Or the mob.
	Just like, call the mob.
	Well, in hindsight, Robert, sure.
	Sure.
	In hindsight, if we all would have known that this murdering racist maniac, who by the way, who I think is mentally ill, by the way, has a restraining order against him.
	For what?
	For domestic violence.
	Oh, really?
	So if you have a restraining order, are you still allowed to own a gun?
	I guess in Florida.
	Yeah.
	Is there anything that can...
	It's a prerequisite.
	You know, he was required to.
	Yes.
	And...
	So George Zimmerman in 2005 was arrested and charged with resisting officer with violence and battery of a law enforcement officer.
	Oh, my God.
	Both are third degree felonies.
	The charge was reduced to resisting officer without violence and then waived when he entered an alcohol education program.
	He also once hit a sea manatee with a rake.
	Contemporaneous accounts indicate he shoved an officer who was questioning a friend for alleged underage drinking at an Orange County bar.
	In August 2005, Zimmerman's ex-fiance, Veronica Zuazo, filed a civil motion for a restraining order alleging domestic violence.
	Zimmerman counter-filed for a restraining order against Wazo.
	The competing claims were resolved with both restraining orders being granted.
	You know, Wazo is French for bird.
	Was any of this it probably wasn't allowed or something no it's not allowed not allowed and he did he didn't um testify so he wasn't open to that kind of questioning my character wasn't an issue here yeah so i so that I don't think that was allowed.
	They didn't even allow all the 911 calls that he made into evidence.
	They weren't even allowed to show that.
	Yeah, the judge was pretty crappy.
	But the prosecution was horrible.
	So here.
	They failed so many times.
	So many.
	Okay, so now Anderson Cooper sits down with one of the jurors.
	And so, you know, this was, I don't know, like a 20-minute interview.
	I can't play all of it, obviously, but I will just play the things that I think will make you the angriest.
	So here is Jimmy.
	Here it is.
	He's talking, this is called your B37.
	And let's watch Anderson Cooper.
	True story.
	True story.
	Do you feel that George Immerran racially profiled Trayvon Martin?
	Do you think race played a role in his decision?
	His view of Trayvon Martin is suspicious.
	I don't think he did.
	I think just circumstances caused George to think that he might be a robber or those circumstances would be his skin color that he was black.
	What else?
	What other circumstance could there be?
	Let's find out.
	Trying to do something bad in the neighborhood because of all that had gone on previously.
	There were unbelievable a number of robberies in the neighborhood.
	So you don't believe race played a role in this case?
	I don't think it does.
	It did.
	I think if there was another person, Spanish, white, Asian, if they came in the same situation they were Trayvon was, I think George would have reacted the exact same way.
	He would have shot, he would have shot anybody.
	Yeah, that's what kind of a maniac he was, you mean?
	You mean she keeps saying it's George?
	Yes, I think he would.
	The over-familiarity that she has with the defendant is weird.
	It is, yes.
	And I think it's a failure on the prosecution.
	I totally agree.
	I couldn't agree with you.
	Somehow they weren't able to humanize Trayvon at all.
	That's the way George Zimmerman was humanized.
	Or is dead.
	Also, to be she shouldn't be thinking this much.
	All she should have to say is the prosecution didn't there was still reasonable doubt at the end of the prosecutions at the end of the trial.
	There was still reasonable doubt as to what happened.
	So we couldn't, like, that's all she should say because the extent of her thinking.
	She's just salting the wounds.
	But she was tipping that she liked George.
	Yes, she's tipping she likes George.
	Well, and that she got into the mind of somebody who didn't even give testimony.
	Right, right.
	The guy wouldn't even give testimony.
	And you know how many burglaries that were going on in that neighborhood that they're talking about?
	I read it was approximately eight.
	Over eight.
	Oh, well, I didn't know that.
	That changes the whole thing.
	Yes.
	So, and by the way, so that girl, what was the girl's name who testified at everybody?
	Rachel Jean Tell?
	Yes, everybody was beating up on the black girl who was on the phone with Trayvon when he was shot because she was inarticulate.
	She was angry.
	She did a bad job testifying.
	And I saw her, she was being interviewed by Piers Morgan, and she said, you know, I had the guts to go on trial, to go on the stand and have that defense attorney try to discredit me, try to make me angry, ask me if I could speak English.
	And he goes, Zimmerman didn't do that.
	He didn't have the guts.
	What kind of person who's innocent doesn't have the guts to sit down and answer questions and tell his story?
	She goes, I had the guts to get up there and testify.
	He didn't.
	I was like, wow, I didn't even think about that.
	That was such a great point.
	So here he goes on more with here's Jurub B37.
	Why do you think George Immerman found Trayvon Martin suspicious then?
	Because he was cutting through the back.
	It was raining.
	It's raining.
	So if it's raining, someone outside is suspicious.
	It was raining.
	That was her.
	It's raining.
	It was raining on a black guy.
	It was raining on a black guy.
	Said he was looking in houses as he was walking down the road.
	You know how when you walk down the road, you're not supposed to look at house.
	You're supposed to look directly ahead, especially if it's raining.
	Don't make eye contact with the white houses.
	Yes, do not make eye contact with the houses.
	By the way, that was a fact that was never established.
	The veracity of it, which was.
	Of course not.
	This is all what George said.
	Right.
	This is all things that George has said.
	Because Trayvon's dead, so we don't know what the counter is.
	But he didn't even say it directly.
	He didn't say it on the stand.
	Right.
	This is nonsense that they somehow backdoored in through because the prosecution was just terrible.
	Yes.
	Like, let's keep going.
	Said he was looking in houses as he was walking down the road, kind of just not having a purpose to where he was going.
	That is suspicious.
	Oh, that's.
	So now he's not walking with enough purpose.
	So it's raining.
	He's black.
	And he's not.
	So there's a certain way you've got to walk.
	I think if you're black in Florida, you really have to walk with purpose.
	Yeah.
	Maybe that's the greatest lesson of this trial.
	So if two people in love had been strolling in the rain.
	Suspicious.
	Oh, that's weird.
	That's just weird.
	Get your gun, George.
	Get your gun.
	You're suspicious if you walk with purpose, because then you look like you're about to do so.
	Yeah, of course.
	There's certainly nothing suspicious about a guy getting out of a van with a gun.
	With a gun.
	Personally.
	In the rain.
	Okay, here we go.
	He was stopping and starting.
	But you, I mean, that's George's rendition of it.
	George's.
	Which she totally believes.
	Which she totally believes.
	Darling George's right now.
	And she keeps referring to him as George.
	But I think the situation where Trayvon got into him being late at night, dark at night, raining.
	Him being dark.
	What?
	The situation Trayvon got into.
	He got into it.
	That's not a situation.
	He was walking on the road.
	He went outside.
	He was walking home from a 7-Eleven at night.
	That's not a situation.
	Right.
	Right.
	And anybody would think anybody walking down the road, stopping and turning and looking, if that's exactly what happened, is suspicious.
	And George said that he didn't recognize who he was.
	He knows everyone in the whole town.
	He knows everybody in town in Sanford.
	Really?
	Knows everybody who's visiting.
	Was that a common belief on the jury that race was not, that race did not play a role in this?
	I think all of us thought race did not play a role.
	So nobody felt racist?
	I don't think so.
	None of the jurors.
	I can't speak for them.
	That wasn't part of the discussion in the jury room.
	No, we never had that discussion.
	It didn't come up the question of, did George Immanuel profile Trayvon Martin because he was African-American?
	No, I think he just profiled him.
	No, it didn't come up.
	Okay, we're going to pick that back up, our discussion, with a lot more coming up in the second half of the Jimmy Doer show.
	We got phone calls from Bill O'Reilly.
	He's going to call in in the second half.
	What does that sound like?
	Door O'Reilly.
	Bill, how are you?
	I figured you crybaby liberals would be whining about this Zimmerman trial verdict.
	We're not whining.
	Trayvon Martin was found guilty.
	Got over it.
	Okay, so Bill O'Reilly calls in a couple times in the second half, plus Ron Paul.
	Plus, Mitch McConnell calls in.
	There's a lot coming up in the second half of the Jimmy Door show.
	We're up against a break.
	We'll be right back in one minute.
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	Now let's get back to the second half of the show.
	We've got a couple of Bill O'Reilly calls coming up.
	Mitch McConnell calls in.
	And I think Ron Paul has got something to say too.
	Okay, a lot of stuff coming up.
	So on the phone, we have, who's on the phone?
	Door O'Reilly.
	Bill, how are you?
	I figured you crybaby liberals will be whining about this Zimmerman trial verdict.
	We're not whining.
	Trayvon Martin was found guilty.
	Got over it.
	He was no, Bill.
	You see, the problem with you, Jimmy, is that you don't have any common sense.
	We've got lots of it, buddy.
	When you see a dead black kid, you have to ask, what did he do wrong?
	George Zimmerman was afraid for his life.
	That's why he was following him.
	Look, nobody knows what happened that night.
	There's a dead black kid.
	You can't explain it.
	I can't explain.
	Zimmerman said on Annity that shooting Obama Jr. was God's plan.
	It's closed.
	Hallelujah.
	Hallelujah, Bill.
	Really?
	What you Kale Saladedy lefties don't get about this verdict is when a Hispanic gets the same kind of justice as a white guy, that's progress.
	To celebrate, I'm buying a gun for all my house queens.
	That's very sweet of you.
	The system works.
	The jury has decided, period.
	End of story.
	I don't, I don't.
	Which is exactly what I said after the O.J. Simpson murder trial.
	I don't think you said that, Bill.
	An America where a man goes to jail for shooting an unarmed black kid is not an America I want to live in.
	Okay, Bill.
	Wise up, Dor.
	Whitey's always going to win.
	Okay, bye, Bill.
	Okay, we're going to pick up our conversation that we left off in the first half hour.
	Anderson Cooper sat down with juror B37 from the Zimmerman trial, and we're picking up some of her crazier comments.
	Let's get back to the studio.
	Because he was the neighborhood watch, and he profiled anybody that came in asking shrinks.
	First of all, he was not the neighborhood watch.
	He was, and everyone lets them say this.
	Time and time again.
	He was not a member of the neighborhood.
	First of all, if you're a member of the neighborhood watch, rule number, what's rule number one, Robert?
	You don't carry a gun.
	Rule number one is you don't carry a gun.
	And if you do carry a gun, you're not in the neighborhood watch.
	They also say if you go to their website, they say do not follow yourself.
	Do not involve.
	Do not follow.
	No, the neighborhood watch, the only thing they're supposed to have on them is a phone.
	Yeah.
	A phone and a pair of running sneakers to go in the opposite direction.
	Right.
	That's what a neighborhood watch person is supposed to be.
	This guy is self-appointed.
	Yeah, their responsibility is only to be able to describe what's happening.
	Watch.
	That's what they asked.
	Not follow, not confront, not get out of your, not carry a gun.
	Here, he's got more.
	He's got more to say.
	I think it was just circumstances happened that he saw Trayvon at the exact time that he thought he was suspicious.
	The prosecution tried to.
	What does that mean?
	What does that mean?
	Nothing.
	I saw him and then.
	At the exact time, I thought he was suspicious.
	At that time when he was black.
	Yes.
	Did you buy that?
	I think he's overeager to help people.
	Yeah.
	He did.
	He's overeager to help people.
	This guy who's got a restraining order against them, he's already been charged with it.
	Anyway.
	Like the lady who got broken in and robbed while her baby and her were upstairs.
	He came over and he offered her a lock for her backsliding glass door.
	He offered her his phone number, his wife's phone number.
	He told her that she could come over if she felt stressed or she needed anybody.
	Come over to their house.
	Sit down.
	Have dinner.
	Not anybody.
	I mean, you have to have a heart to do that and care to help people.
	Hitler was nice to his dog.
	Yes.
	I don't want to hear that.
	Yes.
	That has nothing to do with what.
	He was probably being nice to another white lady.
	Yeah.
	But he was being nice because he has some sort of weird messiah complex.
	Right.
	That made him take care of you.
	Let me save.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to save the neighborhood.
	And there's a reason why we don't let people do that because you have chaos.
	Right.
	Well, people end up dead.
	That's why.
	People end up dead.
	Oh, God.
	Hang on.
	Hang on.
	So you didn't find it creepy that you didn't find it a negative.
	That you didn't buy the prosecution when they kind of said he was a wannabe cop.
	No, I didn't at all.
	Not at all.
	She didn't buy it at all.
	Not our George.
	That he was a wannabe cop.
	You mean the guy who self-appoints himself and patrols with a gun?
	With a gun.
	You don't think that's a wannabe cop?
	No, he's a wannabe vigilante.
	No.
	No, completely other thing.
	The guy who tracks down 17-year-old kids at night with a gun.
	It's not a wannabe cop at all.
	You would like to have on a neighborhood watching your shit.
	So this question is amazing.
	He says, Is he the kind of guy?
	Is George Zimmerman the kind of guy you'd want to have on your neighborhood watch?
	If he didn't go too far.
	Didn't he already go too far?
	Yeah, I mean, if he doesn't do the stuff he's already done.
	If?
	If he doesn't, yeah, if he doesn't.
	But if he does do bad things, then no.
	Okay, to get our full discussion on the Trayvon Martin Zimmerman case, you can get the podcast of the Jimmy Door show for free at iTunes or JimmyDoorComedy.com.
	But let's fast forward ahead.
	And Anderson Cooper asks Juror B37 if she would feel comfortable having George Zimmerman be her neighborhood watch Guy.
	I mean, I would feel comfortable having George, but I think he's learned a good lesson.
	What a way to put it.
	That is a good lesson.
	Don't kill 70-year-old black kids.
	That is a good lesson.
	He learned a good lesson.
	Yeah, he learned a lot.
	You wouldn't feel comfortable having him now because you think he's learned a lesson from all of this.
	Exactly.
	I think he just didn't know when to stop.
	He was frustrated, and things just got out of hand.
	She's dumb.
	He gets his gun back.
	And there's some people who have said the idea that he can have a gun worries them.
	Does that worry you?
	It doesn't worry me.
	I think he'd be more responsible than anybody else on this planet right now.
	She is smart.
	And that's the end of that.
	Well, as you know, the outcry was so loud about how crazy the stuff that Jura B37 was saying that she actually issued a retraction.
	And here it is.
	Here's her backtrack.
	She said, My prayers are with all those who have the influence and power to modify the laws that left me with no verdict option other than not guilty in order to remain within the instructions.
	No other family should be forced to endure what the Martin family has endured.
	So that's what that's her backtrack.
	So she didn't have any of that sentiment the first day, but I love that she goes, you know, the law, my hands were tied.
	No, you know what?
	As a juror, you can do whatever you want if you are not compelled to follow a law that you feel is not just.
	If the, you know, the law used to say that Rosa Parks had to sit on the back of the bus.
	You can't go.
	The law says I got to send her to prison.
	What if the law said you had to punch someone in the face?
	What if the law said you had to kill a Jew?
	What if the law said that you had to go to a concert?
	The law is not always right.
	It's called jury nullification.
	You can vote any way you want to vote.
	So Bill Bill O'Reilly called, he called back.
	He left me.
	He left me a message.
	Oh, okay.
	Jimmy Dole War.
	Why no race war?
	Get the fucking phone!
	laughter
	What are you playing fucking space invasion?
	What kind of ring is that?
	What was it talking about?
	Oh, yeah.
	Why no race war?
	What's the matter with you people?
	This country really lets me down.
	Is it because he's a Hispanic?
	The real victim in all this is this Zimmerman Carlos Mencia guy.
	His life is never going to be the same.
	Think what's in his future.
	A book deal, a drive time, and radio show.
	The keynote speech at the Republican Convention.
	You liberal pinheads get all mushy over a dead black kid in your neighborhood.
	Would you want some ghetto for walking around hopped up on skizzles?
	Armed with a sidewalk.
	Skittle man.
	What does you want?
	Man slaughtered?
	Come on.
	Chop them little steaks.
	Oh.
	I agree.
	This Mexican unarmed boy.
	That's what we pay cops for.
	Stealing the jobs.
	This isn't about race.
	This isn't about guns.
	It's about sweatshirts with hoods.
	Nobody should wear a horn unless you're a monk, a wizard, or a boss girl trying to worry her parents.
	Race war.
	Come on.
	Why isn't this happening?
	Race war.
	Burn, baby.
	Burn.
	I need another drink.
	The private dick with the rapport on my ex-wife is supposed to be here.
	Amen.
	Okay, Farco.
	Gotta go.
	Remember, we're looking out for you.
	Okay, that was Bill O'Reilly.
	Wow.
	I don't want to cast aspersions, but maybe he was drunk.
	Yeah, right?
	He sounded drunk to me.
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	You know, of all the horrible news stories of last week or this week, nothing made me sadder than to listen to Melissa Harris Perry on MSNBC talk about Edward Snowden.
	And it was about a three-minute rant she goes on.
	And I'm going to try and play the whole thing straight through, okay?
	We'll talk about it at the end.
	Here we go.
	Espionage, international intrigue, secret government surveillance, bad airport food.
	The Edward Snowden saga.
	Can I just, I am going to stop it.
	We're eight seconds in.
	I had to stop it.
	She's doing act outs.
	She's like waving her arms around and she's doing act outs.
	Listen to the top of this.
	And you're going to, and I'm going to.
	Espionage, international intrigue, secret.
	So when she says espionage, she has her, she does like jazz hands.
	She goes, espionage.
	Like she goes like, like an OJS hands is like this, but she's like, it's like, I don't know how to explain it on over the radio, but she's like, oh, espionage.
	And then she goes, like, she's acting out like she's doing bad community theater.
	So I don't know what she's doing.
	Right.
	It's like, brother Theodore, I don't know what is she doing.
	Government surveillance, bad airport food.
	The Edward Snowden saga continued on Friday when the leaker, who revealed information about the NSA's surveillance of phone and internet records, spoke out from the Moscow airport where he's been holed up for three weeks to demand that the U.S. stop interfering with his attempts to escape prosecution.
	I did not seek to sell U.S. secrets.
	I did not partner with any foreign government to guarantee my safety.
	Which is why my letter this week is to Edward Snowden.
	Dear Ed, it's me, Melissa.
	Here you're looking for a country.
	Well, wouldn't you know it?
	I have an idea for you.
	How about this one?
	Come on back to the USA, Ed.
	Now, I know you're not super pleased with the government these days.
	I feel you.
	The information you revealed about surveillance raises serious issues about the behaviors of our leaders and how they justify and hide those practices from the public.
	But here's the deal: it's time to come home and face the consequences of the actions for which you are so proud.
	Now, I know you must feel you've already given up a lot to reveal government secrets.
	Your well-paid job, your life in Hawaii, your passport, and maybe your intentions were completely altruistic.
	It's not that you wanted attention, but that you wanted us, the public, to know just how much information our government has about us.
	Now, that is something worth talking about.
	But by engaging in this Tom Hanks-worthy border jumping drama through some of the world's most totalitarian states, you are making yourself the story.
	Now, we could be talking about whether accessing and monitoring citizen information and communications is constitutional, or whether we should continue to allow a secret court to authorize secret warrants using secret legal opinions.
	But we're not.
	We're talking about you and flight paths between Moscow and Venezuela and how much of a jerk Glenn Greenwald is.
	We could at least be talking about whether the Obama administration is right that your leak jeopardized national security.
	We're not talking about that, Ed.
	We're talking about you.
	Now, I can imagine you'd say, well, then just stop, just talk about something else.
	See, here's the problem: even if your initial leak didn't compromise national security, your new cloak and dagger game is having real and tangible geopolitical consequences.
	So, well, we have to talk about you.
	I mean, we're talking about how maybe now you're compromising national security by jumping from country to country, causing international incidents, and straining U.S. relationships with Russia and China.
	Really important relationships.
	And we're talking about how you praise countries like Russia and Venezuela for standing against human rights violations and refusing to compromise their principles.
	Seriously, Ed, where do you even come up with that?
	What?
	What are you thinking?
	I mean, to do so would mean giving up your freedom, definitely before trial and likely for several months or years thereafter.
	I get it.
	It's in prisons in the U.S. that commit actual human rights violations.
	We just talked about it.
	More than 80,000 prisoners are held in solitary confinement, some for years, some indefinitely, despite the fact that solitary is cruel and psychologically damaging.
	I know those aren't the human rights violations, though, Ed, that you were complaining about.
	But you might have nothing to worry about anyway.
	Because unlike most of the people in solitary confinement, including private Bradley Manning on trial for giving data to WikiLinks, you've cultivated for yourself a level of celebrity.
	And that celebrity itself may just act as the protection, a kind of another kind of cloak if you ever find yourself in a U.S. prison.
	You have made quite a spectacle of yourself, and the Obama administration will be very careful about how it treats you.
	Unlike how states treat all those other prisoners.
	Come on home, Ed.
	Then, you know, we could talk about something else.
	Sincerely, Melissa.
	Wow, that was more all over the map than Snowden is.
	Well, can I just freaking didn't make any sense left and right?
	Left and right, it didn't make any sense.
	How is she the professor of anything?
	Well, I she's trying to do Rachel Maddow, I think.
	That was that was kind of mind-blowing, right?
	So I have, I wrote a letter.
	She wrote a letter to Edward Snowden, so I have a letter for Melissa Harris-Perry, and it says, Oh, Melissa, with your adorable acting, while you're killing the messenger, don't forget to read the message about who is reading our messages.
	What's amazing is that Melissa lists off some of the stories she could have chosen to be covering right now instead of wasting her breath on blaming the victim.
	FYI, the perpetrator in this instance, is Melissa.
	Edward Snowden, it's your fault that we're all talking about you.
	Stop making us talk about you.
	Well done, Melissa.
	You certainly outsmarted him by continuing to talk about him.
	So let's stop talking about what a journalist Glenn Greenwald is.
	Excuse me, what a jerk Glenn Greenwald is and talk about what a jerk you are.
	When it comes to character assassination, Melissa Perry is happy to pull the trigger.
	And when it comes to missing the point, she's an expert marksman.
	The only way you make Melissa stop talking about you is if you come home, Ed, and taste the same kind of justice that Bradley Manning, John Kerakou, Jose Padilla, and Trayvon Martin got.
	That requires more bravery than I would ask of anyone.
	By Melissa's reasoning, the only worthy civil disobedience is the type done behind bars.
	I like the way Melissa accuses Snowden of seeking celebrity when she's paid a fuck ton of money to talk into a camera and not do actual journalism.
	Clearly, Snowden is doing it for the celebrity.
	Yeah.
	Already he's got 40 more Twitter followers, a movie deal, his picture on the cover of People magazine, and a future of being hunted by the United States government for the rest of his life.
	And while the government is violating people's constitutional rights, Melissa is accusing Snowden of playing cloak and dagger games in a Russian airport terminal.
	Asking countries for asylum sounds like a shitty cloak and dagger game to me.
	And anyone who stands up to say what the government's doing is wrong must face trial and incarceration from that very same government.
	Unless they do that, they're just making a spectacle of themselves.
	Makes as much sense as anything else she just said.
	Yeah, I'm sure this opinion got Melissa high fives at the Comcast weekend picnic.
	So what you're saying is this, Melissa, if I've got you right.
	Whistleblowers like Snowden should totally keep coming forward, but when their story becomes inconvenient to your bad editorial decisions, you would encourage them to turn themselves into federal authorities and quietly go away.
	Yes, like remember when the press made Deep Throat the real story and the Washington Post urged him to reveal his identity so they could get back to reporting on the felonies committed by Nixon?
	Yes, in our current media worlds, if Watergate happened today, Woodward and Bernstein would be in put in jail while Nixon would remain in office.
	FYI, what Melissa Perry did here is much worse than a local news station that broadcasts the joke names of an Asian pilot.
	Dear Melissa, if you find another way of not talking about the unconstitutional NSA program, I'll know who to blame.
	It's that damn puppet master, Edward Snowden, again.
	Hey, Melissa, you got any beliefs you're willing to rot in prison for?
	Sincerely, Jimmy.
	I like it.
	Yay.
	You don't have the guts to put your last name on that?
	No.
	I don't know.
	You know what I found?
	I found a quote that Edward Snowden actually said on July 12th that she was responding to.
	And it's very short.
	And he says, I don't want to live in a world where everything that I say, everything I do, everyone I talk to, every expression of creativity or love or friendship is recorded.
	And that's not something I'm willing to support.
	It's not something I'm willing to build.
	And it's not something I'm willing to live under.
	America is a fundamentally good country.
	We have good people with good values who want to do the right thing, but the structures of power that exist are working to their own ends to extend their capability at the expense of the freedom of all publics.
	And that's what she's mad about.
	That's what she says.
	This man-seeking celebrity.
	And she doesn't ever call him a whistleblower.
	She refers to him as a leaker.
	Yeah, he's a leaker.
	He's a leaker.
	And she just mocks him.
	Like, really, you know what, Melissa?
	Once you, you know, this guy did more to impact our society than your journalism ever will.
	Mitch, who's on the phone with us?
	Hi, Jimmy.
	Mitch Bucking McConnell here, minority leader of the U.S. Senate.
	I got it.
	Okay, how are you, Mitch?
	I just thought of something.
	What?
	I'm a minority leader.
	Uh-huh.
	What if I went to some NAAC's pee thing, sat on a dash, and when they were all like, what are you doing, white dude?
	I could say, hey, I'm a minority leader, too.
	That would be, that would be quite amusing.
	This is Mitch McConnell.
	Yeah, I know.
	I know who it is, Mitch.
	No, I don't think it.
	I don't think it would be amusing at all.
	So listen, can we talk about?
	Can we talk about the cover of the Rolling Stone?
	I wanted to get your reaction.
	Did you get a chance to see the covering of Rolling Stone?
	Yeah, I saw the cover of that Rolling Stone hubba hubba.
	Am I right?
	Well, I don't know what you mean.
	I mean, I'm not into dudes.
	No.
	But if I were, that kid would have a special place in my balls.
	Wow.
	Let Lindsey Glindsey Graham took his copy of Rolling Stone into his office.
	And what happened?
	Haven't seen him for two days.
	Let's give him Mitch McConnell.
	I know.
	White Republicans stirred up fake controversy about that whole thing.
	Yeah.
	When the real controversy is, who is that gorgeous Twink?
	And is he on Chat Roulette?
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	Harry Reid just went strutting past my office.
	Oh, really?
	What's that like when that happens?
	Leaving a plume of Bengay and poop smell.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Listen, I wanted to ask you about John McCain.
	I wanted to talk to you about Harry Reid.
	He kind of bitch slapped you over the filibuster, right?
	Yeah, that asshole thinks he got me.
	He did, didn't he?
	Oh, no, Harry.
	You got me to confirm people I should have confirmed in the first place.
	And I get to filibuster your white ass anytime I want to.
	So, you know, I understand that the person who was most responsible for going behind your back kind of they went in John McCain, right?
	Worked in cahoots with Harry Reid, and they went behind your back.
	You're the leader, and they got this deal done.
	And isn't that really what happened?
	John McCain.
	Yeah.
	John McCain thinks he gets to look like a great hero of the Senate.
	Yeah, he does.
	This is Mitch McConnell.
	Let me tell you something.
	You ran with Sarah Palin.
	That's the kind of stink that ain't never coming off you.
	Okay, man.
	One of my Jew staffers could have brokered that deal on their cell phone with your you horse's ass.
	Oh, okay.
	It takes a real senator to pretend to try to repeal Obamacare.
	Yeah, you have done that.
	So get back in your Vietnamese tiger cage, Johnny, and have a nice long flashback.
	The adults have work to do, you fucking feeb.
	Wow.
	You're pretty upset at him.
	Okay, Jimmy.
	Good talk.
	This is Mitch McConnell.
	I know.
	Okay, good luck.
	Within my lifetime, I want to see Soil and Green, man.
	What's Soylent Green?
	Soil and Green.
	So, what is Soylent Green?
	It's people.
	What is it?
	It's people.
	Yeah, I know.
	It's people.
	Yeah, I know.
	And it's delicious.
	Okay, Baggin, catch you on the flip side.
	Turtle Man out.
	Okay.
	That's Mitch McConnell.
	Thank you, Mitch.
	Did he say Turtle Man?
	Turtle Man Out.
	Okay, that's where the radio show ended this week with Mitch McConnell.
	But guess what?
	We're going to give you a little extra treat on the podcast.
	Ron Paul gave me a jingle.
	Let's play some of that.
	Okay, now, hi.
	I'm on the phone with the Congressman Ron Paul.
	Hi, Congressman.
	How are you?
	Well, I'm doing pretty good, Jimmy.
	It's been a long time.
	I've been able to talk to you.
	Lots been going on.
	Yeah, it's now you understand you're starting a new TV network or tell me what's happening with that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's called the Ron Paul Channel.
	And it's a subscription-only network.
	And the tagline sums it up.
	And it's our tagline is turn off your TV, turn on the truth.
	So, hey, so that's the thing.
	Oh, that'll be a logo.
	So, where do I go to turn on the truth?
	Where can I turn it on?
	It'll be part.
	It's a subscription thing.
	It'd be part of a cable package.
	It's on cable.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, really?
	So I can just see it on my TV?
	Yes.
	Right there on your old boob tube.
	But so it's on the T, it's actually on the TV then.
	Right, yes.
	But your slogan is turn off your TV.
	Right.
	Turn off your TV.
	Turn on the truth.
	Well, if I turn off.
	But if I turn off, if I turn off my TV, I can't.
	I won't be able to see your show because it's on the TV.
	Well, yeah, yeah.
	I mean, yeah, you have to be watching on television.
	But if I follow your advice and turn off, see, this is and turn off the TV.
	Turn off the TV, turn on the truth.
	We're the truth.
	The TV is what give you all the lies, you know, sort of half-truths.
	Yeah, I know.
	Misrepresentation and what's really going on.
	I know, but you're, but now you're on the turn off the TV and then watch our team.
	Okay, so we got lucky.
	Ron Paul was actually able to stick on the phone with us for 15 minutes.
	So to hear the rest of that interview with Ron Paul and hear about his new television networks that he started and his take on the Rolling Stone magazine cover, his take on Whitney Cummings' appearance on Howard Stern.
	He talks about that.
	He talks about a lot of stuff.
	So that's all available at the premium, well, what we call the bonus content.
	How about premium bonus?
	So if you become a $5 donor a month, $5 a month.
	That's the price of a cup of coffee that costs $5.
	You get access to all the bonus content.
	Sometimes it's an extra hour of material.
	Sometimes it's an extra 30 minutes, but it's always extra.
	And it's always fantastic.
	And it's always hilarious.
	And it's a great way to help support the show.
	And it only costs you a cup of coffee, right?
	I keep, I love that analogy.
	Anyway, so really, it's like, what is it?
	It's less than like two cents a day.
	I'm not a math surgeon, but it's very inexpensive to get all this extra stuff and you help support the show.
	It's the best way to help support the show.
	And it's very easy to sign up.
	You just go to JimmyDoorComedy.com.
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	We'll send you the passcode in an email.
	Now, let me tell you, if you haven't gotten your email and you already are a donor, please go ahead and send me an email at jimmydoor at earthlink.net.
	That's my old-timey email.
	And I'll send you it back.
	Hey, Joe Whalen, by the way, if you're listening, I've tried to send you your passcode.
	It keeps bouncing back.
	Your email keeps bouncing back to me for some reason.
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	Okay.
	That's how that best way to help support the show.
	And that's it for this week.
	I want to let everybody know the show today was written.
	That's right.
	It was written by Mike McRae, Steph Zamarano, Mark Van Landuit, Steve Rosenfield, and Robert Yasambura.
	And the voice is, of course, performed by Mike McRae, except for Mitch McConnell, whose voice was performed by yours truly.
	Okay, what else am I supposed to tell you here?
	Oh, I want to let you know that big thanks to Sean James right now, who's helping me with my computer.
	He donates his time and his talent to help make sure this show gets done.
	I wouldn't be able to do it without Sean James, and he can help fix your Macintosh.
	That's what he does for me.
	He fixes all my stuff for my Mac.
	He does it right over the internet.
	And he can do it for you too.
	You send him an email at MacHelp at SeanJames.com.
	Somebody sent me an email: Hey, what's the email for Sean?
	It went by too fast.
	Well, you're listening to it on a podcast.
	Maybe you rewind the podcast.
	Anyway, so his email is machelp at seanjames.com.
	And you can give him a shoot him a phone call: 347-695-0601.
	And thanks, everybody, who made it out in Vegas when I was at Bally's Hotel.
	That was what a great, fun time that was.
	And there was lots to talk about.
	And thank God I had jokes for all of them, for all the things we talked about.
	It was great to meet you guys at Bally's.
	Thanks for coming out.
	Las Vegas, 113 degrees when I got into Las Vegas.
	And there's people pushing their kids in strollers on the strip.
	Oh, because you know how much kids love Las Vegas.
	The whoring, the boozing, the gambling, the titty.
	I've told you this before.
	What the fuck are people doing?
	Bringing your kids to Vegas.
	Kids hate Vegas.
	It's nothing there for them.
	They can play video games anywhere.
	They're not impressed with a cheesy replica of the Paris Eiffel Tower.
	Kids are not impressed with that.
	Okay.
	Holy cow.
	Bring your kids.
	How shitty of a vacation planner are you?
	I'm going to bring my grandma to a titty show.
	What are you doing?
	Okay, that's all for the podcast for this week.
	On that note, I'll leave you with that.
	What are you doing?
	Okay.
	Thanks for listening.
	Thanks to everybody who joins the premium membership and uses our Amazon.com box or takes advantage of the pro fly.
	I just got stuff some flowers the other day.
	I'm telling you, women love flowers.
	Okay, so that's it for this week.

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