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Robert De Niro made a big mistake trying to joke about America not being ready for a white first lady.
Sure, he was kidding, but many people had completely forgotten that Michelle Obama was black.
And De Niro just ripped that wound wide open.
Once again, millions of people had to relive the shock of having a black man as president.
Newt Gingrich demanded that Obama apologize for De Niro.
And soon after, the White House criticized the joke because otherwise people might think Obama likes the idea of his wife being black instead of it just being a coincidence.
Because for some people, the only thing worse than having a black first lady is gloating about it.
For three years now, Republicans have been demanding that the president apologize for winning the election.
I guess it's a good thing Obama didn't marry a white woman.
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Hi, everybody, and welcome to this week's show.
I'm joined in studio to my left from the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast chosen one of the top 10 podcasts of the year by The Onion.
It's Paul Gilmartin.
Hey, Paul, how are you?
Jimmy.
Paul, you look happy today.
Do I?
I'm kidding.
All right, next to you, hilarious comedian, former writer for the Daily Show.
It's Steve Rosenfield.
Hey, Steve, how are you?
Good, Jimmy.
How are you today?
I'm doing good.
Thanks for asking.
Okay, you got your nice spring brown on.
I like it.
Brown shirt.
Yeah.
Over here next to him, to my right, it's from Mystery Science Theater 3000 and cinematictitanic.com coming to a city near you.
It's Frank Condip, ladies and gentlemen.
Hi, Frank.
Hello, Dere.
Frank back.
Frank's back from South Carolina, but it sounds like you're back from Minnesota, actually, right?
No, I'm back from the Alan and Rossi convention.
Marty Allen, right?
That's a tribute to Marty Allen.
Okay, I don't know.
I thought it was a tribute to the Civil War.
Again, I won't be getting most of Frank's jokes.
I try not to get all of his jokes.
It would be rude if I started to understand what you're talking about.
So what's going on in the news?
Well, the Illinois primary happened last night.
Mitt Romney won the Illinois primary by firing up his base of docile Republican voters who feel dead inside.
Romney gained traction with the wealthy white elite and the middle-class white who think they are elite, but still has yet to secure the base of the Republican Party, the hardcore ignorant.
And even with the win in Illinois, questions about Romney still remain.
And he's seen us very weak in leading this Republican field.
And let's return once more to Jonathan Cape Part from the Washington Post to remind us the only thing that Mitt Romney has going for him.
And the only thing that Mitt Romney has going for him is the fact that he's way ahead in delegates.
Yeah, so that's the only thing he has going for him is that he's got a huge lead.
Other than that, he's really in trouble.
If he didn't have such a huge lead, look at it.
He's lucky that if you have more delegates, you win.
And if you have less delegates, you lose.
Isn't that crazy how it works out in his favor?
It's a math thing.
It is.
It is a math thing.
Rick Santorum has a new message for the people who are ravaged by our crating ring economy and looking for work.
He said this.
Doesn't matter to me.
Doesn't matter to him.
So, okay, so Romney doesn't care about the very poor, and Santorum doesn't care about the unemployment rate.
So they do agree on the important things.
Okay.
Plus, Robert De Niro made a joke at a fundraiser at an Obama fundraiser, and the joke goes like this.
Callista Gingrich, Karen Santorum, and Romney.
Now, do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?
It's a hilarious joke.
They've already made the false equivalent speech between him and Rush Limbaugh.
Newt Gingrich is upset about it.
Romney is even upset about it.
Mitt Romney said that he responded to De Niro's joke saying he is offended because he is friends with many owners of white women.
Plus, Newt Gingrich went off on him too.
We're going to talk about, we're going to play Newt Gingrich's response and we'll talk about it.
Plus, Santorum is against pornography because only 99.9% of all men watch pornography.
So what a better issue to get behind.
We're going to talk about that, his war against pornography.
Plus, we got phone calls from Ron Paul, Bill O'Reilly, and Larry Flint calls in to defend Rick Santorum of all things.
That's coming up on today's Jimmy Dore Show.
Time for another installment of Oh My God.
Okay, coming up on today's Oh My God segment, we have a clip from American Family Association radio host and Fox News contributor Sandy Rios.
Oh, it's great.
She was talking about pornography and Rick Santorum's stance on it.
And well, let's just listen because it's pretty insightful.
We have allowed so much garbage and immorality and impurity to come into our own homes, you know, whether it's in movies.
You know, I think video stores were the first, the beginning of that satellite television, perhaps.
Little towns are no longer innocent.
They are.
Is she talking about the stuff that comes into our homes?
You mean like the current banking practices that has touched everybody's house?
You know, the robo-signing and usury, and that's come into our house through a monetary system based on fraud and greed that really hurts people?
Or is she talking about something else?
What do we see?
As corrupt as the big cities.
And people gaze on things that they would never have even mentioned or thought of before.
You know, I've heard, I've read studies that men who were into pornography.
Which is every man.
Okay.
Men who are into pornography.
That would be every man, including Rick Santorum.
Just because he doesn't watch it doesn't mean he's not into it.
The reason he wants you to not be able to watch it is because he really wants to.
The past, and I know that men are just have a proclivity for images like that.
That men that feed themselves on that go to harder and harder stuff in order to find stimulation.
And they get into stuff that.
Yeah, I mean, I started off on pornography, and it's gotten so bad that I'm thinking about having sex with my wife.
So it is really one thing leads to another.
I mean, look out.
I don't want to say that I'm into weird stuff, but my porno viewing habits are being investigated by PETA.
And you mean the bread manufacturers.
They would never, never, ever, ever have even thought about it.
And many times it's child porn.
So it is a progressive thing.
It is a times when I'll start off by reading a Playboy, and before I'm off the toilet, I'm into child porn.
I don't know how that happens.
Sickness, and I think that's the reason why Bill Clinton was elected the second time.
Whoa, whoa, my God.
Wow.
Wow.
Definitely.
How did she get there?
I wonder.
I don't know, but it was like, you want to hear it again?
Let's hear it all in real time.
We'll just take it from the middle of her speech.
You can hear her ramp up into it.
That men that feed themselves on that go to harder and harder stuff in order to find stimulation.
And they get into stuff that they would never, never, ever, ever even thought about.
And many times it's child porn.
So it is a progressive thing.
It is a sickness.
And I think that's the reason why Bill Clinton was elected the second time.
Because he's a child?
I don't understand.
Because of child pornography.
That's why, because we have a sickness, and Bill Clinton is just another extension of our sickness.
He shouldn't have campaigned in favor of kiddie porn in 96.
That was his big mistake.
He still got elected, though.
He did.
I voted for him for that very reason.
Bob Dole was the Viagra candidate, and he was the kiddie porn.
This re-election has been often described as the money shot.
Okay.
Okay.
This has been, oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Okay, now, I teased this at the top of the show.
Rick Santorum was given a speech right before the Illinois primary, and he had this to say about the economy and the working man.
A candidate who's going to be a fighter for freedom.
Who's going to get up and make that the central theme in this race?
Because it is the central theme in this race.
I don't care what the unemployment rate's going to be.
It doesn't matter to me.
My campaign doesn't hinge on unemployment rates and growth rates.
No, no.
No, it hinges on the psychosexual dysfunction of the American electorate.
And we're going to find out just how screwed up they are, right?
Here we go.
There's something more foundational that's going on here.
Yes.
We have one nominee who says he wants to run the economy.
What kind of conservative says that the president runs the economy?
One who wants to get elected in the middle of a bad economy.
I'm going to guess that guy.
What kind of conservative says I'm the guy because of my economic experience that can create jobs?
Again, I'm going to go with the guy who wants to get elected during a depression.
What a crazy thing for someone to say.
What a crazy thing.
You know, it's Romney.
Romney's just saying what he thinks people want to hear, whereas Rick Santorum says things that nobody wants to hear.
See, it's much different, much different.
He's taking a different point, right?
And he boldly stands up for freedom against employment, which takes a lot of guts.
Again, it takes a lot of guts.
A job is you're supposed to go someplace, and in order to get your money, at the end of the week, you have to go there every day for eight hours.
That's against our freedom.
That is it.
Yeah, that is.
Freedom to stay home.
Right, exactly.
Freedom to be unemployed and not have stuff.
I don't think he understands the difference between bold and ridiculous.
I agree with you, Paul.
I agree with you 100%.
He's got a little bit more to say.
I don't know.
We conservatives generally think that government doesn't create jobs.
And what government does is create an atmosphere for jobs to be created in the private sector.
That's right.
It's the private sector.
Government doesn't create jobs.
Jobs are created in the private sector.
A sector so private, it can keep out all the people who don't deserve jobs.
That's the beauty fair.
And none of them will be able to get to their private sector jobs because the bridges that we're not building are repairing with government jobs are going to fall apart.
And the roads are closed.
Those are just lazy swimmers.
And, you know, Santorum is making the case that he's the true conservative here.
And Romney is just a liberal pretending to be a conservative with all his talk about cutting taxes and eliminating regulations, unlike Santorum, who is a true conservative because he really believes that this shit will work.
That's the difference.
The last government action that he approved of was the trial of Galileo.
These guys are so unelectable and unappealing.
I think Obama could get re-elected sitting in a wicker chair with an afro and a shotgun.
Nicely done, Paul Gilmartin.
Nicely done.
You know, I just love how he says the economy is the central theme of this race.
Yeah, right after abortion, gay marriage, contraception, pornography, and the dirty thoughts my penis have.
Really?
And then it's the economy.
So it's like number seven on his own.
In that order.
In that order.
So then, so he tried to walk, he tried to backpedal this ready.
So here he was trying to answer for this.
I don't care about the unemployment rate.
What I said was that the unemployment rate, it didn't matter what it was between now and election time because the fundamental issue that's causing the unemployment that's causing the economic distress in our country is the regdic economic system that concentrates wealth in the hands of a few at the expense of the many.
Is that what she's going to say?
Let's see.
The fact that the government is imposing its will and mandating things on people and creating a yoke on top of businesses that makes it hard to employ.
Yeah, see, that's what happened.
We put too many regulations on business.
Remember when we let them gamble with our money and it was protected by government?
And do you remember how we did that?
We let them sell securities that were junk.
Remember how we kept doing that, all those regulations when we repealed Glass-Steagall.
Remember all that stuff?
Well, there were a lot of problems from deregulation, and the only way to solve those is more deregulation.
More deregulations.
Yes.
It's called doubling down.
Yeah.
So it is amazing that they just keep, because they don't have another play to go to.
His entire campaign is an extended oh my God segment.
Really, I'm not kidding.
Like I had funny you said that, Paul, because this morning as I was trying to get a clip for the oh my God segment, I had like four clips of Rick Santorum that I could have used and I was like, no, there's enough Rick Santorum in the show already.
I have to get another.
He's been really greedy the way he kind of hogs the oh my God segment.
He does hog it.
He's a hogger.
Now Mitt Romney, who was upset with Rick Santorum for saying that unemployment thing because he goes, you know, saying something stupid that he has to explain later is my gig.
And Santorum is stealing from me again.
Okay.
And just on a side note, so Rick Santorum is pushing this theme of freedom.
This election is about freedom.
This election is about freedom.
And so I swear to God, Mitt Romney in Schomburg, Illinois last night, when he was giving his speech, his victory speech, behind him, big poster that said freedom.
So he's now co-opting Rick Santorum's freedom empty rhetoric.
Freedom to politicians is like when a comedian says, so what else is going on?
That's like its importance.
That's how worn out it is.
What they really mean by freedom is greedom.
Yeah, that's what they or freedom from anything sensible.
They don't really, they don't really mean freedom because he wants to, he wants to have a cop in your vagina.
He wants to have a cop at your porno store.
He wants to have, he doesn't mean to mean freedom.
Yeah, he doesn't mean freedom also to organize as workers.
He doesn't mean that.
He is not against, he's against workers' rights to organize.
So he's not really really.
Because that takes away the freedom of people to get those jobs without benefits.
Yes, that's right.
You need that freedom.
The freedom to work and not be compensated well.
What they really mean is freedom for somebody who grew up privileged and has a nest egg Of money that is going to start their own corporation, freedom for them to be able to achieve a 8,000 square foot home.
Paul, I could not have put it any better.
So, here's what Mitt Romney said.
He jumped at it right away.
One of the people who's running also for the Republican nomination today said that he doesn't care about the unemployment rate.
That doesn't bother him.
I do care about the unemployment rate.
It does bother me.
Yeah, that's right, because if it drops below 8%, he's definitely going to lose the election.
He's worried.
But on the other hand, he likes firing people.
So, you know, it's really, it's a tough thing.
And he also said Rick Santorum is nothing but a heartless Washington deal maker.
And besides, he's way behind me in delegates.
And I got to take you to task about taking his, I like firing people.
I think that was entirely taken out of context.
And I don't think it's fair to make fun of it all.
We all know that it was taken out of it.
No, no.
Because what he was really saying is, I like people who work for me having consequences.
That's what he was saying.
Yes.
But when I make fun of him for that, I make fun of him for making that a gaffe, or saying it, for not knowing.
Just like when he said, my wife Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs.
Yes.
He just can't help.
He can't.
But say the words.
I like NASCAR.
I'm friends with some team owners.
Yeah.
Same thing with the football.
So that's what I think.
I think we all knew.
I don't think I'm trying to.
No.
That gives you his aristocratic point of view.
Yes.
I mean, and so I thought.
Because he doesn't know how people, that it's so obvious that people are going to react like that.
And he keeps saying those things.
Yes.
Yes.
Very good.
And also, if it's in the context of all the other things he said, then it isn't completely out of context.
Yes.
It's not just a single.
Right.
If it was just the one single thing that we kept like when Barack Obama said to all 53 states, and then people try to use that to show that he's dumb.
Or the fact that he uses a teleprompter like every other politician.
Every other politician uses a teleprompter.
Yeah, so we're not doing it that way.
Has Romney been asked point blank about Rush Limbaugh and the fact that Yes, and he said I wouldn't have used those words.
And he hasn't been asked about Bank Capital owning it.
No.
Right.
Owning Clear Channel.
As far as I know, no one's asked him, but he was asked immediately about it, and he said I wouldn't have used those words.
I still would have bullied her, and I still would have tried to.
Shame her.
I would have shamed her more subtly.
And I would have twisted her words in a way that slandered her.
I would have done that, but just with different words.
Different words.
Different words.
Duller words.
Duller words.
Okay, so here is.
But also, there is too much emphasis in the media on Romney's gaffes in the sense that, and this is in general in the media, that it's the style of the candidate that they really focus on and the fact that he's uncomfortable or awkward.
Right.
And it's really the content of what he's saying, which is actually just as conservative as Rick Santorum.
Yeah, and the effect that his policies will have would be really harmful.
And the fact that he's very awkward in delivering that message, to me, isn't as important as the actual message itself.
But in the media, you know, if you watch the Chris Matthews show, it's all about his style, and then he makes gaffes, and he seems like a rich guy, and he doesn't relate to.
And they do, because it wouldn't bug me so much if they do with him, because I'm opposed to him.
But they do that with everybody.
They did it with Barack Obama saying, oh, he ordered a cup of coffee with his pizza.
Does this mean that he can relate to people?
He got spicy mustard.
Yeah, and they'll do that with, and they did it with Hillary Clinton, and they do it with.
So when I see them, and they're doing it a lot with Romney, because it's easy and it's lazy.
Yeah, if they were in Syria, they'd be talking about, do you agree with the color that the tanks are painted that are shooting people?
Yeah.
So you're saying that the media continues to miss the point.
Yes, absolutely.
That's a theme on this show, I think.
That's pretty much a theme.
Here's what Romney had to say last night in his victory speech.
And you know how I. His victory gaffe?
Well, you know, I don't even know if this is a gaffe.
I didn't listen to it, Tony.
But he did say this, and it really stuck out like a sore thumb to me.
Here he is.
You know, we once built an interstate highway system and the Hoover Dam.
Now we can't even build a pipeline.
So let me just, right now, the Hoover Dam and the Interstate Highway System were government projects.
Right.
And those are the things that Barack Obama has been proposing that you have been against.
Right.
So, you know, those things that we used to do, those big things, the stuff that we've been stopping, like the trains that Barack Obama wants to build in America to help get us out of this?
Yeah.
And instead, he wants to build a pipeline that's going to enrich no one.
The Hoover except the oil companies.
Right.
And the Hoover Dam hurt people's freedom to not have electricity.
Not have electricity.
Correct.
Yeah.
We used to build things.
We used to build Hoover Dams and the interstate.
And by the way, Eisenhower had to trick the Republicans into building the interstate highway system because he had to couch it as a defense project.
That's how we got the interstate, because it was during the nuclear war era, and he had to be able to shift missiles all around the country.
And that's how he got the interstate highway system.
And they never talk about Eisenhower anymore.
And the Republicans never talk about it.
And the interstate highway system affected the freedom of people who wanted to use their covered wagons to travel.
And the Hoover Dam contributed to the nudity on Lake Havasu.
I just, I just can't.
If I was Barack Obama, this would be my campaign commercial.
I want to build things like the Hoomer Dam and the interstate highway system, and they don't.
Right.
And they don't.
He wants to build the bullet trains all over America.
They don't want to do it.
They don't want to.
Well, I don't know if Built Bullet.
It's high speed.
They say high-speed rail, but that's not the same thing as a bullet train, right?
Okay.
I'm not the smartest guy in the world.
All I know is I want to get from here to Vegas in 20 minutes, and I hope it happens.
Okay.
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Okay, now we all know Rick Santorum is a maniac and thinks about his penis too much, and especially thinks about other people's penises too much.
You know, he's not only against gays, gay marriage, he's also against abortion, contraception, and he's against anyone's right to view pornography to the point of being he's being willing to demagogue the issue to scrap up a few extra votes from the Christianly insane.
He thinks about other men's penises even more than Marcus Bachman does.
I agree with you.
He has promised a crackdown on pornography if he's elected because everyone knows what gets you out of an economic depression and creates good jobs, porno crackers.
Right, that's right.
And could I point out also that when 9-11 happened in the weeks leading up to the months leading up to it, the major focus of John Ashcroft's Justice Department was pornography.
They were very heavily into cracking down on pornography.
So what, Frank?
You're saying something else slipped through the cracks?
Is that what you're saying?
I'm saying that maybe it's not, it shouldn't be for our criminal organizations, maybe pornography shouldn't be their major priority, which is what Rick Santorum is saying.
Well, you're not watching the porn I'm watching.
Yeah, you don't care about kids, apparently.
Because here's Candy Crowley asking him about the statement on his website that the Obama administration favors pornographers over children.
Say, in promising a tougher crackdown on pornography, is that, quote, the Obama Department of Justice seems to favor pornographers over children and families.
I just need to ask you to back that up.
Do you honestly believe there are people in the Department of Justice who favor pornographers over children and families?
Do you believe that?
Well, you have to look at the proof is in the prosecution.
Under the Bush administration, pornographers were prosecuted much more rigorously than they are under existing law than they are under the Obama administration.
So you draw your conclusion.
Whether the administration has not put a priority.
My conclusion is they have not put a priority on prosecuting these cases.
And in doing so, they are exposing children to a tremendous amount of harm.
And that to me says that they're putting the unenforcement of this law and putting children at risk as a result of that.
Okay, I don't know if Rick Santorum knows, but pornography is legal.
It's actually okay.
We've been through, we've been down this road.
It's legal.
And so now he's just talking about harassing people.
That's what he's really talking about.
And by the way, everything he's saying is total BS because the Obama administration is actually prosecuting pornography case obscenity cases at a higher rate than ever.
So what he's talking anyway, I don't even know.
But what he wants to do, though, would be more happen in the legislature, then, wouldn't it?
As opposed, since it isn't illegal, he's saying it be like we have to make it illegal.
That would be in the legislature, right?
Well, I think he's saying that they're not enforcing the patently offensive, you know, no artistic merit appeals to the Protein interests in definition.
There's a lot of that happening, and they're not prosecuting it.
Although there was a prosecution that's landed in a mistrial this week from a guy doing scat porn, and he considers himself a real artist.
That guy.
He's the number two artist in the country.
I should say the number one, number two artist in the country.
Okay, you'll Larry Flint called in.
You know, we've been ripping, we've been ripping what's his name, Rick Santorum, about being an anti-pornographer guy.
But, well, Larry Flynn has some interesting take.
Hey, it's Jimmy.
Who's this?
This is Larry Flint.
Larry Flint, the which one?
Which Larry?
Chief Ironside of Porn.
The Chief Ironsides of Porn.
Okay, I know.
The FDR Phil.
FDR Philip.
I got it.
Larry.
Okay, Larry, stop it.
I know where you are.
How are you doing, buddy?
How are you doing, buddy?
Okay, so what's I'm doing good.
Thanks for asking.
What's on your mind?
Lord, Jimmy, I've been despairing about the state of pornography in our country over a long time.
I don't follow, Larry.
What do you mean?
You've been.
Well, what is it?
What are you talking about?
You're depressed about the porn industry?
Well, it just seems that the world of secret skanking depravity that I have felt built up over the years seemed in danger of disappearing.
Oh, you mean you were afraid Hustler Magazine was going to disappear, right?
Well, Jimmy, we had reached the point where you could get pornography anywhere.
Yeah, you could see your bad sitters on a camera and Disney Cruise.
Really?
You could get porno on a Disney cruise.
I didn't know that in your cabin.
Wow.
But isn't that porno really that pervasive in our culture?
I mean, you know, there's churches where you could get communion served you by a Hooters waitress.
I did not know that.
No joke.
If I'm lying, I'm walking.
Okay.
All right, Larry.
But what's your point, Larry?
My point is that things have gotten to the point where a forbidden pleasure like Hustler Magazine might not be needed anymore.
Okay, I think I'm starting to get your point.
Okay, I think I'm starting to get it.
But Santorum seems to be like he wants to come after you.
Well, I know you're thinking I should feel threatened by him after all.
Santorum, torn America, in a country where nobody ever has orgasms, he'll be so excited.
He'll ejaculate all over the face of Lady Liberty.
Okay, watch your mouth.
Listen, you should be afraid of Rick Santorum.
He wants to make people ashamed to masturbate again.
Nothing is better for the porn out business than say.
You know what?
You make a good point there, Larry.
Prudish pleasure has much sentorum.
Did you say prudish pleasure, prudish pleasure haters?
Prudish pleasure has much sentorum with big chips on their shoulders and giant rods up their butts are what make erotic entertainment necessary and vital.
So you're saying it's kind of like he creates a need for what you do, Rick Santorum.
Without him, people wouldn't have tormented hang-ups about sex.
No tormented hang-ups about sex without.
And then where would we?
What I would then, where would I be?
Where would we and I be?
I don't know.
Where would we?
Well, that should go to travelers on Greyhound buses and second-hand hover rounds instead of Gulfstream jets and cold-plated wheelchairs.
So you're not afraid of the anti-pornographer Rick Santorum.
You're actually.
Absolutely.
I say more power to Rick Santorum.
I hope he's going all the way to the fucking white.
So then instead of getting their porn from everywhere, Americans will go back to getting it from good old Larry flat.
So you need him.
Oh, by the way, Jimmy, we're having a special all this week at the hustler store on Sunset Ball.
What's the special, buddy?
Buy one ball gag and get a second ball gun free.
I think you just like saying ball gang.
Thank you for all your support through the years, Jimmy.
Oh, very funny.
Nobody renewed a subscription to my magazine with more regularity than you.
Okay.
I appreciate it.
Very funny, man.
And I will reciprocate it by ordering you a shit ton of Sherry's berry.
Oh, thank you, Larry.
Appreciate it.
Well, look, it's a happy ending, Larry, right?
You started out feeling bad about the porn industry.
But now I feel way better.
And what's the reason why?
Because Rick Santorum came along and started flapping his nun mouth.
Larry, okay, great.
Thanks for calling it, buddy.
So long.
Take care.
Okay, that was Larry Flint letting us know.
You wouldn't be surprised, right?
The unintended consequences of Rick Santorum.
It's going to give the power back into the single couple of few guys.
Right now, is there anything more democratic than the way the porn industry is, Rick?
Yeah, it's everywhere.
Everybody's a producer.
That's all I'm saying.
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Hi, welcome back to the Jimmy Dore Show.
I'm joined in studio by Paul Gilmartin from the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast and from former writer from the Daily Show, hilarious comedian Steve Rosenfield, and from Mystery Science Theater 3000 in cinematictitanic.com.
It's Frank Conniff.
What's coming up?
Robert De Niro told a joke that Newt Gingrich is upset about, and he's upset for all of his wives.
And also, Paul Ryan reveals that his real ideology turns out it's the ideology of a-holes coming up today.
Plus, we're going to, if we have time, we're going to get to the shooting in Florida of the 17-year-old black hit by that crazy vigilante with a gun.
Still has been no arrest.
We're going to get to it if we have time.
it's not the funniest story in the world.
So I'm kind of trying to stay away from it.
Uh, right now let's talk about, It's Bill Riley.
So it looks like you pinheads have been at it again.
And when I say pinheads, what I really mean is homotards.
But evidently, the Fall Police will let me state the simple fact that people who disagree with me tend to be homosexuals and a mentally disabled.
Evidently, you pinheads in the lamestream media have decided to re-elect President Obama by accurately reporting your little facts.
Like playing recordings of Rush Limbaugh saying Sandra Fluke is a slut and a prostitute.
Believe me, my friend, at my secret Scotch and Cigar Club, Rush would not have raised an eyebrow with words like slut and prostitute, considering what we usually call women.
Way worse.
Way worse.
And all of a sudden, you are all claiming there's some kind of magical assault on women in the culture.
Well, it's someone who has harassed a few women in his day.
I can tell you, this doesn't even come close.
How do I know?
Because my lawyer told me so.
As long as I don't say things like this directly to a woman in my employ, it's completely fine.
Or don't you believe in the First Amendment?
So how about you all stop giving Barack Hussein a free ride just because my party says hateful things about women and doesn't respect their rights to privacy or their bodies?
Well, I've got to get to the liquor store because I don't want this drunk.
I'm on the wear off.
Audios.
Or as real Americans say, bye.
Okay, this is the Jimmy Dore show on Pacifica.
Okay, so let's quickly cover the Robert De Niro joke.
Okay, the joke Robert De Niro made in an Obama fundraiser was he said, Callista Gingrich, Karen Santorum, and Romney.
Now, do you really think our country's ready for a white first lady?
And that is hilarious.
But Newt Gingrich took, he was upset about this.
He was upset enough for all three of his wives.
He really was.
So here's what he had to say.
First of all, remember how I pointed out before that Newt Gingrich can't stop mentioning his wife's name?
You know, Clista and I, Clista and I, Clist and I. And so what he's really doing is I'm married.
I'm married.
I'm a regular guy.
I'm married.
I have a wife.
I'm married.
I have this.
He also mentions he's 68 years old.
I'm a 68-year-old grandfather.
I'm a 68-year-old grandfather.
Yeah, you have kids from three different.
But he won't mention it as much when he turns 69.
Oh, the word play.
Okay, so here's what Newt Gingrich.
First of all, he gives the mic to his wife.
I'll have to turn this up so you can hear it.
He gives the wife to his wife so she could say hello.
Ready?
And we're both, Clista and I are both delighted to be here and have a chance.
Say something about this.
And I just want to thank all of you for making the effort to come out this morning.
We appreciate your support.
Thank you.
I do want to say one thing.
She had a lot to say.
She was very articulate.
It was nice that he gave her the money.
My wife, Clista, is here.
Go, you want to Say something.
I thank you for coming out.
I really.
I haven't left her yet.
I'm still married to her.
Yes, cancer-free.
Cancer-free, no MS. This one's with me for the long haul.
And all of Callista's neighbors in Stepford, Connecticut, thought she did a good job, too.
Oh, Frank, that's a joke at Stepford Wives, isn't it?
I'm sorry I had your thing.
Okay, here we go.
Here's what he has to say.
On behalf of both my wife and on behalf of Karen Singhoram and on behalf of Ann Romney.
And that is, I think Robert De Niro is wrong.
I think the country's ready for a new first lady, and he doesn't have to describe it in racial terms.
Yes.
Oh, my.
That's right.
He doesn't have to.
That's right.
Hang on.
But what De Niro said last night was inexcusable.
And the president should apologize for him.
It was at an Obama fundraiser.
It is exactly wrong.
It divides the country.
Yes, and he's right.
Making a funny joke aimed at the rich, white, privileged, and powerful really does divide the country between the rich, white, powerful, and everyone else.
It really does.
And Newt would never divide the country.
Remember how he united 33% of the country to impeach President Clinton?
Remember how he got 33% of everybody to come together on that?
And just in this campaign alone, he's repeatedly brought people together through demonizing the poor and race-based.
And also, like, you know, he's the one that said in the debates, Barack Obama doesn't know, understand the meaning of hard work.
Yes, that's that.
He has done the most blatant, like, racist kind of, you know, code word racism.
He's doing the dog whistle politics.
He got caught up in the moment and he was overcome by opportunity.
Yes.
And I was hoping some candidate since this elect since this campaign began, I was hoping someone would have the guts to stand up to Robert De Niro.
Somebody somewhere.
Okay, so he has more to say.
And if people on the left want to talk about radio talk show hosts, then everybody in the country ought to hold the.
Yeah, that's right.
If people on the left are going to talk about radio talk show hosts, then we on the right are going to pretend that every legitimate joke that is actually funny and hurts no one is just as bad as what Rush Limbaugh did.
That's what we're going to do.
Sadly, Joe from China is correct.
Those evildoers on the right will distort anything people say.
So as a consequence, we now have to live in a world without comedy because some humorless a-holes can't take the time to tell the difference between an actual legitimate joke that is funny and an unfunny, hate-filled, slanderous remark.
And you know, with the Fokker's movies, De Niro tried to do his part to make this a world without comedy.
Okay, there's a little bit more.
He has a little bit more to say.
The president accountable when somebody at his event says something is utterly, totally unacceptable, as Robert De Niro said last night.
And I call on the president to apologize for him.
I have a personal preference, obviously, for Callista to be the first lady.
But, what I'll tell you, I would also be very proud and very honored to have Ann Romney as the first lady or Karen Centorum as the first lady.
I think that's just so he would marry any of them, he's saying.
Yes, he would marry any of them.
Callista's his third or fourth lady, isn't she?
He's hoping that his first lady will be his last lady.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Okay, Paul, I had to do a math for that joke, I think.
So it's happened.
So exactly what Joe from China predicted would happen has happened, that now the people on the right, the nefarious, cynical people on the right, are going to twist legitimate jokes into being the opposite of what they are, into trying to make that comparison.
And they're always very the first to defend any insult towards the white race.
Because the white people are the ones who really have been oppressed in our country through the years.
And that's who they always...
They really do make a big point of saying that the rights of whites are being threatened by black people.
That's a common theme on Fox News.
And the late and unlamented Andrew Breitbart made a whole career out of it.
Well, the other thing that they push on there, the other narrative, is that Barack Obama has taken all your money and given it to black people.
Right, right.
And Rush Limbaugh, speaking of Limbau, he said that Obama's whole administration is about reparations.
And I don't think they understand the difference between their rights and their power.
Yes.
There are people trying to take some of their power away, but there's a difference between somebody taking your power away and taking your rights away.
No, but they're doing that to pander and try to...
So everybody's a fearmonger.
And I'm not saying that.
And that goes across the board, but it seems to show up more on the right.
Yes.
And way more on the right.
Right.
So he's fearmongering.
That's all that is.
He's trying to make people...
That's exactly what he's doing.
They're scaring people that Obama is taking away your freedom.
And the only thing they can point to is that he has a mandate.
You have to have health insurance.
And I got to tell you, I hate the freedom I'm losing when I'm able to see a doctor when I've been sick.
There's nothing worse than that.
And the fact that it lowers the cost for the rest of the people who are in the system.
It's that kind of tyranny that I can't take.
I can't take anymore.
Is it this or Guantanamo?
I don't know.
Jimmy, stop dividing us by saying that.
You know, the whole Republican rise of from Nixon to Bush, the second Bush, was based on that tactic.
So that's not a new thing.
Nixon talked about, oh, the black people are going to riot.
You better vote for me.
Blah, blah, and order.
Then Reagan says, who do they think they are?
The government's giving the welfare queens up their queen.
That's always been their tactic to try to be the majority.
So this is just a continuation, though.
It doesn't seem to be working as well as it used to.
So Newt Gingrich, a Republican, the party of the Southern Strategy, complaining that Robert De Niro is dividing the country.
Let's talk about this kid out in Florida, right?
So I think we all know by the time you hear this, you've heard about this story.
Young Trayvon Martin was a 17-year-old black kid walking home in the rain.
He had gone to, in the middle of a basketball game, the NBA All-Star game.
He went to the 7-Eleven to get some Skittles and an iced tea.
On his way home, it started raining.
He put his hood up.
So George Zimmerman, who was a self-appointed neighborhood watch captain, who people reported was really out of control.
Yeah, out of control, and something needed to be done about him.
He had, in fact, had called since the first of the year.
He had called the police department 42 times, 42 times.
So what happened was he calls the 911.
He says that there's a suspicious character in my neighborhood.
The cops are like, okay, we're sending a car.
And then he says, oh, these effing a-holes always get away.
The cop on the other line on the 911 says, are you following him?
And he said, yes, I am.
And he said, we don't need you to do that.
So now the reason.
So this guy killed him.
So then he goes, he chases after the kid, kills him, shoots him.
And people heard the teen screaming.
Yes.
We're going to play that.
I'll play that, have that 911 of him screaming in the background.
No, no, don't.
Help me.
So Zimmerman follows the guy, shoots him.
The cops don't arrest Zimmerman for shooting him because they're talking about the stand-your-ground law, which is in Florida.
The stand-your-ground law means that if you feel threatened, if someone's threatening you in any situation, you can use deadly force.
You don't have to run away.
What used to be the law was you had to make an effort to get yourself out of the situation and run away.
Well, they changed that law in Florida.
They're the first state to change it, and it's called the Stand Your Ground Law.
This is not this—and the cops didn't arrest this guy saying that they need probable cause to believe that he wasn't being threatened by this kid.
And I'm like, well, the probable cause to arrest him— It should be the reverse.
It should be you should have to prove that you were defending yourself.
Right, but that's not how this law works.
The probable cause, I'm guessing, is the kid had Skittles on him?
But if he was—see, here's the problem with it.
There is probable cause.
The fact that he told the 911 operator, I'm going to follow him.
And they said don't.
He said don't, and then he still did.
So you are chasing someone.
Right.
That's not the Stand Your Ground Law.
Yes.
So that's why they should have arrested this guy immediately.
Right.
They drug tested the kid who got shot.
They didn't drug test this guy.
They didn't even arrest this guy.
Still hasn't been arrested, by the way.
Still hasn't been arrested.
And by the way, I went to Nancy Grace's website.
Not a thing.
Not a thing on Nancy Grace.
I wonder why that is.
Could it be because he's not a little blonde girl?
Probably.
Yes.
And so my thing— She's still investigating the Whitney Houston murder.
My thing to what I would say to the police chief who didn't arrest this kid because he said we have the Stand Your Ground Law was like, well, what if it had been reversed?
What if this kid had shot George Zimmerman?
I'm pretty sure this kid would have been arrested.
Yes.
A black kid shoots a guy who's on a neighborhood watch thing.
That kid would have been arrested.
And he was just a kid walking home.
By the way, that kid's dad lived in that— Complex?
Complex.
There you go.
And he was on—so he's on the phone with his girlfriend, by the way.
Yeah.
So he's a 17-year-old kid.
He calls his girlfriend and says that this guy— Is staring at him and making him scared.
This guy, he goes, this guy's starting to follow me.
And she says, well, just run home.
He goes, I'm not going to run.
I'm going to walk really fast.
So then the next thing the girl hears is him saying what you— Him having an altercation with this guy, Zimmerman, and then his phone goes dead.
And then other— So here, I'll play you.
We'll play some of the— Here's the 911 call that Zimmerman made.
Ready?
Hey, we've had some break-ins in my neighborhood, and there's a real suspicious guy.
This guy looks like he's up to no good, or he's on drugs or something.
That's right, because he's black, and he's walking.
So he went to the 7-Eleven.
And he went to—he looks like he's up to no good.
He looks like he's up to no good.
What is that?
How does someone look—they're black.
That's how they look like they're up to no good.
Because if he was white, he would look like he's lost.
Right.
It's raining, and he's just walking around looking about.
Okay, and this guy, is he white, black, or Hispanic?
He looks black.
He's got his hand in his waistband.
He's a black male.
Something's wrong with him.
Something's wrong with him.
I can't put my finger on what's wrong with him, but I'm going to guess it's he's black.
I'm going to shoot him, and then I'm going to find out.
Yeah, let's shoot him.
Yeah, he's coming to check me out.
He's got something in his hands.
I don't know what his deal is.
Yeah, we got him on the way.
Just let me know if this guy does anything else.
Okay.
They always get away.
Are you following him?
Yeah.
Okay, we don't need you to do that.
Okay.
Okay, so there it is right there.
What was bleeped out?
He said, these effing a-holes always get away.
There's another recording where he uses the term coon.
Really?
Yeah, there's another recording.
I heard it on Lawrence O'Donnell, but the veracity of that call wasn't verified.
So we have a possible hate crime, and nobody's been arrested.
It seems a clear case of a hate crime.
And then the police chief saying, we'd have to have probable cause to believe he wasn't in imminent danger.
And it's like, how about he doesn't have a gun?
How about there's a dead 17-year-old kid that they put into the ground a month ago?
How about those?
Isn't that probable cause?
And then what did Zimmerman say was the reason he shot him?
Did he specifically say he was reaching for something?
You know what?
I haven't heard a peep from Zimmerman.
And where is TMZ on this one?
Don't they have him coming and going from his car to go to work?
And why don't they have a camera in his face?
Well, how can I jack off to that story?
Yeah, I guess right.
Yeah, I guess because Zimmerman might put a gun in their face.
Maybe that's why.
So, I don't know, I don't want to make comedy.
I don't know how to make comedy out of this too much.
I don't think we have to.
Except to make fun of how bad the police are handling this.
I mean, it's really horrible.
And what a horrible guy this George Zimmerman is.
And what a horrible place Florida is.
Here, here.
A lot of nice parts of Florida.
Florida is the most bizarre combination.
It is.
It is just.
It is a bizarre combination of like backwoods, you know, hillbilly hand fishing kind of people.
And then these like rich Jews who come down from New York.
And then there's all these retirees, like, you know, and then all the hot legs competitors.
And then all the Hooters waitresses.
There's a lot of different types of people in Florida.
But my point is, is about their laws and things like that.
And there's a lot of voter repression going on in Florida.
They're really trying to prevent, and they have in the last few elections.
Oh, Rick Scott.
Prevent black and poor people from voting.
And making it hard.
I mean, I know that's happening elsewhere, too.
But it's, Florida has been kind of a leader in that.
And they have a history of crazy judicial decisions.
There was a woman who was raped years ago.
And the rapist was found not guilty because this woman wasn't wearing underwear.
Wow.
Wow.
I got it.
Although that, I mean, this is a whole other story.
But there was a state senator who this week who said women might be just saying they've been raped when they come in for abortions.
They just might be making, they have to prove that it's, you know, because you can never believe a woman when she tells you she's been raped.
But you can believe a guy in a trailer park when he says he needed to shoot a black kid.
Right.
And this guy's been doing this.
He's, again, self-appointed.
He's a 28-year-old guy.
A history of violence, by the way.
He has a record.
He said he didn't have a record.
Wants to be a cop.
He, and it didn't take long, when he moved into his new Florida home, didn't take him long.
In 2003, he gave chase when he saw a man steal a television from a supermarket following the shoplifter until police could catch up.
Zimmerman followed another man a year later saying the man had spit on him.
Zimmerman records become spottier over the following years as he has a handful of run-ins with the law.
In July of 2005, he was arrested after the tussle with the law enforcement outside a bar near the University of Central Florida.
It was his first offense, and Zimmerman got off with a pre-trial diversion program.
So this is the guy who's allowed to carry a gun.
And who stood his ground.
And who they're believing.
In August of the same year, a petition for injunction was filed against Zimmerman by a woman who cited domestic violence.
And Zimmerman responded with his own petition.
And both injunctions were issued.
Did you know that the Justice Department is getting involved now?
Oh, they should have immediately.
Yes, definitely.
Shame on that police department in Florida.
You should be ashamed.
Well, they have videotape of that same cop who didn't charge this guy.
Bruford Pusser?
Is that his name?
Oh, come on.
Bruford Pusser was a good man.
he had another scrape with the law uh He married a cosmetologist in 2007.
The next year, he struggled with credit card payments to Capital One, ultimately reaching a settlement for $2,000.
What's in your holster?
The Capital One later reported that Zimmerman was failing in his payments.
Despite the scrape, Zimmerman reportedly wanted to enter law enforcement himself and was attending Seminole State College, which has a law and public safety program.
In 2008, he applied to the Seminole County Sheriff's Office for citizen law enforcement program.
There you go, Zimmerman.
It's the guys who want to be cops are the last guys you want to hire.
The guy who wants to be president, the last guy you want to have be president.
I don't, so there, there you go.
The Justice Department is involved.
Eric Holder's on the case.
I don't know what else to say.
Ron Paul, we haven't heard from Ron Paul in quite a while.
Yeah, what's up with Ron Paul?
Where's Ron Paul been?
Well, here's hey, Jimmy, Ron Paul here.
Congressman Ron Paul of Texas running for president for like the 18th time.
Ever heard of me?
Well, you probably have, but just because you have a political comedic radio show thingy, I'm just having a devil of a time getting through to the rest of the media so they can focus on our campaign's message of smaller government, non-interventionary foreign policy, and strict adherence to the Constitution.
But everyone wants to focus their attention on my totally embarrassing Republican competitors.
And who can blame them?
I mean, between the sweater vest Catholic, who hates sex, the fat Catholic who likes sex a little too much, an old plan Mormon from outer space over there.
How could you possibly keep your attention on little old me?
I mean, I'm not saying anything crazy about birth control or putting dogs on the top of my car.
I'm just giving speeches to crowds of enthusiasm.
The only time the mainstream media was focusing in on me was when they remembered that I put out a bunch of racist newsletters in the 80s.
But then people got tired of that.
And the best exposure I could hope to get at this point would be some snorkey where are they now segment on VH1.
I mean, I mean, I mean, if that's even if that's even a self-seen, so I've just decided to embrace this new town anonymity and live through it.
I've actually been having some fun with it.
Last week, I delivered a speech to the University of Missouri Libertarians Club while on a pogo stick.
I mean, you didn't see that on CNN.
Just me talking about the utter unaccountability of the Fed and bouncing.
You know it.
And then we all smoked a joint together.
I don't give a shit.
No one's paying attention to me anyway.
I mean, I've been traveling around the country hanging out with politically active college kids with absolutely no adult media supervision.
What do you think is going to happen?
Jimmy, have you ever heard of The Grateful Dead or Fish or The Beatles?
Yeah, I had neither time at all these half-cast along the college trail.
Now I have Cypress Hill and Rage Against Machine posters hanging up in my tour bus because the person writing this sketch went to college in the 90s.
I even finger blasted a girl that kegger a few weeks back.
I'm telling you, Jimmy, life is pretty sweet when no one cares what you're up to or do or say.
Well, anyway, I better get going.
I'm meeting some fellas for a 1 p.m. wake and bake in an old hacking sack in the quad.
But don't get me wrong.
I'm still totally serious about running for president and smaller government and all that shit.
But anyway, I'm Howdy 5000, Bros.
If later anyway, I get up there.
I'll have to talk to you later.
Okay, that was Ron Paul called in letting us know.
Now it's time for the rants.
I think Robert now said you'll fix this in post.
I think Robert De Niro made a big mistake trying to joke about America not being ready for a white first lady.
Sure, he was kidding, but many people had completely forgotten that Michelle Obama was black.
And De Niro just ripped that wound wide open.
Once again, millions of people had to relive the shock of having a black man as president.
Newt Gingrich demanded that Obama apologize for De Niro, and soon after, the White House criticized the joke because otherwise people might think Obama likes the idea of his wife being black instead of it just being a coincidence.
Because for some people, the only thing worse than having a black first lady is gloating about it.
For three years now, Republicans have been demanding that the president apologize for winning the election.
I guess it's a good thing Obama didn't marry a white woman.
That's it.
All right.
Steve Rosenfield.
Frank, anything on the new Three Stooges film that's coming up?
When it comes out, I'll have a rant about that.
But for now, I just want to say that I'm really annoyed by people who claim that off-screen, Zeppo was the funniest Marks brother.
I don't think there's any proof of that.
It's very implausible.
You never know.
And I just simply don't believe it.
wish people would stop saying that.
Hey, guess what?
If you're in Portland, I'm going to be there coming.
I'll be at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon, April 12th, 13, and 14.
Huh?
What do you think about that?
Plus, if you're in the Austin, Texas area, guess what?
The Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, Texas.
We'll be doing left, right, and ridiculous down there and doing some stand-up at both of those festivals.
That's April 25th through the 28th in Austin.
Links to those shows are available at the JimmyDoorComedy.com.
All the voices you heard on today's show were done by Mike McRae, who is hilarious.
And he will also be at the Moon Tower Comedy Festival in Austin with me.
Yes, uh-huh.
And he can be seen at reach at MikeMcRae.com.
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You use the code Jimmy D. Click the link at the website and use the code Jimmy D. Well, today's show was written by Robert Yasamura, Steve Rosenfield, Frank Conniff, Steph Zamorano, and today's show was produced by me.
Want to give a shout out to the two gentlemen who donate their time and talent to the show?
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Also, thanks to Sean James, who makes sure our Macintosh runs right and he can help make sure yours does too.
How do you get a hold of him?
You email him at MacHelp at SeanJames.com and you spell Sean S-H-A-U-N, and he can fix your computer no matter where you are.
You don't have to go, you don't have to leave your house.
Okay, so that's what that's that.
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