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It's the Jimmy Dore show.
The show for up-minded Lily-livered lefties.
The kind of people that are.
Phil Mintz may be on Tearing Down Our Nation.
It's the show that makes Anderson Cooper say.
It's hard to talk on your TV.
And now, here's a guy who sounds a lot like me.
It's Jimmy Dore.
Hi, everybody, and welcome to this week's show.
I'm joined in studio.
We have a full crew this week.
To my left, from Team Yasamura, it's Robert Iyasamura.
Hey, Robert, how are you?
Great.
Good to be back.
Oh, good to have you back.
How was your trip?
Fantastic.
What's not to like?
Oh, what's not to like?
And next to him, from TBS's Dinner to Movie and the Mental Illness Happy Hour Podcast, it's Paul Gilmartin.
Hi, Paul.
Jimmy.
Good to hear from you.
And next to him, to my right, from Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Cinematic Titanic.com coming to a city near you soon.
It's the one and only TV's Frank Frank Connoff.
Hi, Frank.
Hey, Jimmy, how you doing?
Frank, it looks like you got a little color.
You look good.
Oh, yeah.
We've been out, you know.
Out in the sun.
Yeah, just in my leader hosing walking through the canyons with my big Ricola thing.
Yes.
I like that.
With that big long bullhorn.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
And you're wearing your powder blue t-shirt today, which is nice.
Always makes your eyes dance.
Okay, thank you.
So what's coming up on today's show?
There's a lot coming up.
You know, we didn't cover this, but we want to cover it.
The Natalie Wood case, right?
Right?
And the Natalie Wood case, and it does evoke a distant, forgotten past when we had scandals that involved talented celebrities.
Remember those days?
Those are wild.
Yeah, yeah.
So we're not going to cover that today, but I always wanted to do that joke.
And Herman Kane in the news again.
He got caught.
Another woman.
Paul, I don't know how up you are on the news, but I find it's disgusting that Herman Kane was carrying on an affair behind the backs of the women he was sexually harassing.
That had to hurt on a certain level.
That had to hurt.
It can't not hurt.
It can't not hurt.
And I think, you know, if he drops out, they're saying that some of his advisors will go to the Bachman campaign, but many of his mistresses are going to switch over to Gingrich.
Nice.
Yeah.
And he got endorsed.
The New Hampshire union leader.
Is that what the newspaper is called?
Yes, I believe so.
They endorsed Newt Gingrich as the most qualified to be president, and they also declared Jack and Jill best movie of the year.
And Mitt Romney's new campaign ad, it's so dishonest and so sleazy that it just might be able to rehabilitate his image with the GOP base.
Can I do my joke about the movie Jack and Jill?
Sure.
It actually is an achievement.
It managed to dumb down a nursery rhyme.
And you know, the New Hampshire Union Leader endorsement is very important.
Just ask former president Pete DuPont.
Bang.
And what are we going to talk about on today's show?
Well, Rick Perry made another gaffe.
No.
Herman Kane got some trouble.
He's going to call in.
We're going to do Ann Coulter has some problems with the new Herman Kane accuser.
She likes to smear her.
That's going to happen.
We're going to talk about that.
Plus, who else?
Oh, we have a new segment this week.
Rip Torn's Hollywood drunk tank.
Rip Torn's Hollywood drunk tank makes its appearance.
Plus, we're going to talk about the false equivalency of CNN, how child labor is a good idea for our economy.
Plus, a lot lot more.
That's today on the Jimmy Doer Show.
Time for another installment of Oh My God.
Okay, now today, this week's Oh My God segment, Paul, I fear I may let you down again.
It's okay, Jimmy.
There wasn't really the.
He had a home run a couple of weeks ago that was so right on.
You've redeemed yourself.
Okay, we got leader and reader was last week, which was nice.
And this week, we're going to talk, we go back to the UC Davis pepper spray incident where the police violently overreacted to peaceful protesters and a scene that was called horrific by the chancellor who ordered the police in.
So everyone seems to agree when you watch that video.
It kind of shocks the conscience.
I always thought they were just seasoning the guys.
I thought they were just like, you know, flavoring them and they just never ate them.
Oh, exactly.
I see what you're saying.
That they were underseasoned.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
It's like at Kent State when they threw paprika all over the protesters.
And then in Mississippi the next week, it was cinnamon.
Yes.
Yes.
People forget about the next week.
Mississippi killed five kids, too, on that.
The week after Kent State?
Yes.
People forget about Kent State gets all the attention.
They had a good publicist.
They really.
Was it five or three?
Was it the Schwerner Green Cheney?
I'm not sure how many people were killed in Mississippi, but they did kill more students the next week in Mississippi.
So Kent State is the Michael Jackson and Mississippi is the Farah Fawcett circumstance.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah, I guess so.
Farah Fawcett.
You're talking about celebrity deaths.
Sure, yeah.
That happened at the same time.
They happened like within 24 hours of each other and no one.
And you know who died the same day that Kennedy was shot was Aldous Huxley.
Oh, wow.
Brave New World.
Yeah, Aldous Huxley.
No, he must have been pissed off.
Shot too?
Was he shot too?
No, he.
All right, let's move on.
So we're going to get to this week's Oh My God.
And I was watching the Sean Hannity, and he was interviewing a few people, and they were talking about the pepper spray and if they thought it was an overreaction or not, which, you know, most shows just talk about how bad of an overreaction it was.
They're actually, it's still up for debate on the Sean Hannity show.
And here's what Sean had to say.
But in all seriousness, that's a lot of pepper spray.
He loves a lot of pepper spray.
All right, did they cross the line?
I don't think so.
I didn't see what happened before then, but it does look like an unruly dose.
I've read that they were provoked.
And the sad part is we only have a clip, and that's what happens when you only get a clip.
That's a good point.
Yes, that's a good point.
If you're into fetishizing punishment, that's a good point.
Yeah, you know, I read somewhere.
He said he read somewhere.
I read somewhere that they were provoked.
That's my favorite type of journalism is vague recollection school of journalism.
You know, there's a vivid videotape of what happened, but I read somewhere that it might have been different from that.
I mean, and when you might have read something somewhere, that takes precedence over the tape.
Very much so.
I like that's a pretty good word.
Vivid videotape, which kind of for a second, I thought you're talking about porn.
For a second, I was.
They still make a quality product.
The vivid videotape, which got me in trouble with my mom.
The only provoking.
They were all sitting down.
So the only provoking is like the, were the kids being sarcastic with them?
Were they like saying, you know?
They were sitting peacefully in an aggressive manner, Frank.
Frank, you don't know much about snakes, but they recoil first in a sitting position and then they jump at you.
And that's where liberals are, are snakes.
Yeah, liberals are little snakes sitting as they're.
They were aggressively hunching their shoulders and bowing their heads.
It was the silent judgment that the police felt.
They were defending themselves from the silent judgment.
Yes.
That's where that's what it was.
Well, there was one time one of the officers looked at the kids and one of the kids and then the kid didn't meet his eye and it was like really awkward.
He was provoked.
Let's hear this guy one more time.
I've read that they were provoked.
And the sad part of that.
I read.
I read that they were provoked.
I saw, according to the New York Times, according to Atlantic Monthly, no, I just read somewhere in an email from Officer John Pike.
That's always what's so nice about Fox News is they can make sure that they get every little tidbit of hearsay.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank God for the.
Can you imagine what the Fox News court of law would be like?
And thank God for the First Amendment, Paul, because without it, Fox News could not go on and make stuff up every day.
I mean, that's the important thing.
Or they couldn't report things that they read somewhere.
We need to get them writing on some sitcoms out here because the creativity that they show in coming up with dialogue.
Some of the best fictional programming on television.
And I'm sure you guys saw the news piece about the research that had been done where they polled people about current events.
And people that watch Fox News are less informed than people that don't even read the newspapers.
I was not aware of that poll because I watch Fox News.
Very nice.
Yes, it was quite a poll.
A couple of years in 2003 or 2004, University of Virginia did a study on Fox News, and they found that of all the major, what their study was they studied all the different news organizations, CNN, ABC, CBS, PBS, and Fox, MSMB.
And the people who watched Fox were like three times more likely to have the major facts of the major stories of the day incorrect.
Like they were wrong about did Saddam attack us on 9-11?
Did he have weapons of mess?
They thought the opposite of the facts on all these things.
Oh, sure, sure.
So now a news survey comes out, and not only are they less informed than the people who watch other news, they're less informed than people who don't watch anything.
Don't watch any news.
Well, because that's what so many times what Fox's mission seems to be is to disinform, not just not inform, but to state the opposite of what the truth is.
This has been, oh my God.
Oh my God.
So let's talk about, we're going to keep going on the theme of Occupy Wall Street because I was watching Neil Cavuto, who I love.
And I don't want to turn it, you know, it's very easy to let the show turn into let's make fun of Fox News because it's very easy.
They give you nothing but straight.
We only have an hour, unfortunately.
We only have an hour.
It's very easy to do that.
But I've got to say, for whatever reason, I was watching Neil Cavuto because I like his voice is so velvety.
It really is.
He does the whisper thing, you know, that Pat Robertson's son does.
It's dreamy.
It really is.
It gets me.
So I started watching.
So here he is talking about he's against the violence that the police were using against the protests, which I was shocked by.
But his reasoning might be a little suspect.
Here's why he says you shouldn't use violence on protesters.
Reminder to those who disagree with those they find disagreeable.
Hear them, don't gas them.
See, that's good.
At first, I'm like, oh, wow.
Hear them.
Don't gas.
So let them have their free speech.
And because it's the right thing to do, Neil, and it's ethical, and it's what this country was based on.
Let's see.
Because every time you do, you see the advantage to them.
Viewers who wonder, whatever protesters are saying, is it worth shutting them up with pepper spray while they're peacefully sitting.
Then you lose an argument when you force an argument or forcibly try and remove those arguing.
It wins attention to a cause that would otherwise be ignored and makes the ones spraying and gassing the culprits in a battle of ideas that would otherwise be to their advantage.
It is one thing when protests turn violent.
That the world can see.
It is quite another when they do not, but you respond with violence because that the world can see too.
And I tell you, they remember that a lot more.
Okay, now you have to read between the lines there, but yes, Neil Cavuto is still being a douchebag.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I love that it was like, you know, I mean, this whole thing, it turns the people gassing into the bad guys.
It makes them look bad.
It makes them look like the bad guys.
Yeah, don't beat the protesters, not because it's horrible and goes against everything we claim to believe in in America.
It risks the 1% losing.
Yes, yes.
Don't beat them because we're going to lose the support of the people we can usually trick into supporting us.
Yes.
That's what he's really saying.
And we've made that mistake before, like when police overreacted with fire hoses and guns, and the result was people got to vote and go to college.
So let's make sure nothing like that ever happens again.
And yeah, you know, I'm with Neil on that because in a battle of ideas, I'm always going to pick the cops.
I'm always going to pick them up, right?
That's basically what he's saying.
Don't your ideas are better.
Your ideas are better.
So remember, the goal is always to ignore the people protesting unless they're protesting against Obamacare.
That's right.
The message I really liked in there was don't gas them because then we as a news station have to cover it.
Oh, I bet that's it.
If we don't, if you otherwise it's obvious that we're skewed because there's no way in good conscience, what little conscience we have, there's no way that we cannot show this or not cover it.
Then it's too obvious.
We can ignore it just as long as you don't let the dogs out.
That is amazing, right?
And that, you know, I cut a little bit out of that just to shorten it up so we didn't play the whole thing.
But at no point did he ever say, and by the way, it's horrible to do this to peaceful protesters because it's not what we do in America.
And these are just students protesting for lower tuition because they can't go to college anymore.
So at no point, it's all about these, don't let them think that they're not animals.
Don't let them think that they don't deserve this.
It was all about that.
So I just want people who are listening not to think that I'm skewing anything.
Okay.
Well, no, no, no.
Fox in general, with Hannity and Bill O'Reilly and Megan Kelly, and they've all come out on the side of the police in this.
Yes, they have all come out on that.
And I feel like I have the right to be able to say this because I was raised Catholic, but there is something in the gene in certain Catholics that they really love the idea of punishing people that don't agree with them.
And because, I mean, Kelly, Hannity, O'Reilly.
Well, you know, it's kind of, it's, well, ironically, because it's that kind of mentality is beaten into you.
Yeah.
As a kid, you know, I grew up Catholic, and I don't know if it's Catholics or it's just kind of fundamental religions in general or whatever, but they make you think that you're, well, the whole thing is you're.
If you question tradition, you're violence is made it out.
You're bad.
You come from sin, so you're born bad.
So you're a bad person, so you deserve punishment to stop.
But here in Hollywood, they don't believe in original sin because they don't believe in originality.
All right.
And let me tell you, this is the Jimmy Doer show.
And if you missed any part of today's show, you can always get a podcast of the show for free at iTunes, or you can go to JimmyDoorComedy.com.
And there, you can download the show for free, listen to it for free, and you can comment on the episodes.
And we're going to be reading some of those comments later in the show.
Big teaser.
Okay, so let's move on.
You know, Mayor Michael Bloomberg actually called me because they kicked out last night here in, so we're recording on Wednesday in Los Angeles.
This is November 29th, 30th.
And last night they kicked out Occupy Wall Street.
And it's funny how they do this on the same night as Philadelphia.
How do these cities coordinating doing these things, right?
Like Oakland, Denver, New York, they all did them on the same day, Portland.
They all did that on the same day.
It's very hard, Jimmy, when everything is controlled by 1%.
It's very hard for all of those people to coordinate.
I don't know.
Maybe it's coincidence, but it's no, it's a coincidence.
It's possibly the holiday weekend.
Everybody was like, let's get through the holiday weekend and then we're going to bash some heads.
In Chicago, the cops call that when they use the Billy Club, they call that giving someone a wood shampoo.
Do they really?
Wow.
Oh, you're kidding.
I have a friend.
I have an old friend from high school who is one of the smartest, funniest guys I know.
He became a captain in the Chicago Police Department, and now he spends most of his time being publicly ignorant on Facebook, which is weird.
Yeah, one of the smartest, funniest guys I know.
He's like, what are these Occupy wall testers for?
And I'm like, you're a cop and you can't understand.
If you can't figure, if you really want to know what Occupy Wall Street is about and what they want, and you can't figure it out, then you're a pretty crappy cop.
You're probably still trying to figure out how your shoelaces work.
Wait until they come after your pension and then you'll understand.
Yeah, exactly.
Did you see American Airlines declare bankruptcy so they can get rid of having to pay some of the pension legacy costs?
How is that legal?
How is that legal?
Here's the good thing.
A person can't do that, and a corporation is supposed to have the same rights as a person, right?
Wasn't that the same rights, but not the same liability?
And that's the crucial element of how a corporation works is that it doesn't have the same level of liability as a person.
How are you not going to become a criminal with that?
What person, if they said none of the laws apply to you, but you have all the benefits of all the other citizens, go do what you want.
Well, who's not going to steal or so?
You're talking about this is a rigged economy, that the people with all the power have rigged the economy so they can do whatever they want to the little guy.
Yep, that's exactly what they're protesting.
And my friend Tim, the captain from Chicago Police Department, can't figure that out.
And the irony is not lost on him that people who are protesting for the rights for working people are being beaten by people who belong to a union.
Yes.
That is.
I've repeated that point several times over the last weekend, Paul, that how much they must be excited to see to see people protesting for workers' rights being beaten by union workers.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I don't really, I don't, I know a lot of cops.
I've said this before.
My dad was a cop his whole life.
He's a retired cop, Chicago.
My grandfather was a cop, retired from Chicago.
My oldest brother was a cop.
He quit.
But, you know, I have friends.
Oh, you're like a walking Sydney LeMette movie.
Yeah.
Yes.
But I don't understand.
If you don't believe in Occupy Wall Street and you went to break up the thing, don't take overtime.
Because I think they paid out like hundreds of thousands of dollars in overtime last night to the Los Angeles police.
How ironic.
The cops are getting paid overtime, which other people had to protest for so they could get overtime pay.
And now they're getting overtime pay to break up a protest.
What if they had tried to get police scabs to do it?
Well, we don't want to pay you overtime, so we're going to get these scabs to come in.
And the cops would have, you know, it would have been a triple riot.
You know, the cops would have beat up the scabs beating up the Occupy Wall Street.
Is that going to make it harder for us to dig out of this situation?
The worse the economy gets and the harder it is for people to make ends meet, the more willing they're going to be to put their morals aside to do something to make their mortgage.
Well, this is the call.
Well, you know what?
I might just get to it because someone wrote on my page on the website, JimmyDoorComedy.com.
How do we spelled?
D-O-R-E.
That's how you spell my last name.
Thanks, Robert.
Somebody was talking pretty much the same thing.
Like, hey, you know, like I was picking on Andy Fell.
Now, Frank and Robert, you didn't hear that call last week.
You told me about it.
So they.
Some people took exception to your tone.
Some people took exception to my tone.
In fact, let me just play a little bit of last week's call so people know what we're talking about.
1500 people.
Okay, so here is this little bit of that call.
So they were peacefully sitting on the ground.
They refused police instructions to move.
They were told repeatedly to move.
They could have moved.
So is it your policy when non-violent people are peacefully assembling and protesting that you then use violence and chemical weapons on them?
Is that your policy?
We strive to conduct debate in a civilized way on this campus.
Well, it wasn't very civilized.
It didn't look very civilized, did it?
Did it look very civilized to you, the videotape?
So your policy, I just want to get, and I just want to know what your official policy is.
Is your official policy when people are peacefully and non-violently protesting to violently and chemically assault them?
Is that your policy?
I want to know what your policy is.
The police need to make an operational decision in their own safety.
If the people are obstructing the way of the police and they're trying to leave the scene with protesters and refuse to move, it cannot be moved by hand, then the police have to make a decision about how they're going to handle that situation.
So it's your policy then when people are peacefully assembling and non-violently protesting to violently disrupt them and violently use chemical weapons.
Is that your policy?
The police may have to use various methods to get people to move out of the way when they needed to move.
Those were violent methods.
Those were not non-violent.
The police used violent methods.
So is it your policy that the police can use violent methods with non-violent, peaceful protesters on the campus of UC Davis?
I'm asking you a straight question.
Can you answer a straight question?
What I'm saying is, police all over this country.
I'm asking about UC Davis.
I'm not asking about all over this country.
I'm asking about UC Davis a straight question.
Can you answer a straight question?
Is it the policy of the UC Davis Police Department to use violence and chemical weapons on peacefully demonstrators?
Is that your policy?
Can you answer that?
That's an impossible question.
Okay.
So I'll stop it there.
Thank you.
Because I felt like mommy and daddy were fighting this, but did not feel good.
So a lot of people came over to, well, several people came over to the Jimmy DoorComedy.com and were upset with it.
One guy said, a guy who refers to himself as Speck, he said, let me get, so Speck said, which was kind of bothering me, he said, that phone call with the UC Davis guy was embarrassing.
Dot, dot, dot, for Jimmy.
Ooh.
Jimmy, you came off as rude and shouting.
Take a tip from those protesters and let the other side lose their cool.
You lost your cool and sounded like a bully with a chip on your shoulder.
I don't think he's that far off.
Okay, let me just give you my response.
Okay.
And then, and I said, thanks for your opinion, Speck.
I actually see your point of view.
There is no doubt I lost my temper with that guy.
I tend to do that when dealing with someone defending monsters who just use chemical weapons on college students who were peacefully protesting.
I think it was all over for me when he first said that he had seen the video and was completely okay with it and then started to defend the horrific actions of the police in a very calm manner.
And when he wouldn't answer a straight question about the policy of the UC Davis Police Department, but instead insisted, insisted on trying to get me to swallow BS talking points, it was very frustrating.
And I admit that I definitely yelled at the guy to give me a straight answer because I wanted him to admit that what he was doing was defending something horrible.
But I don't agree that I was a bully.
He was well aware of the fact that I had no power in that situation and he could have hung up on me at any time.
In fact, that is how the call ended.
He was in control of that call the whole way and he knew it.
So yeah, I lost my temper.
I tend to do that in those situations, but by no means was I even able to be a bully.
And I wasn't yelling at a guy working at Denny's for screwing up my order.
I lost my temper with a well-paid guy running flack for the enemies of free speech.
I got angry with a guy condoning state violence being used against peaceful college students.
I'll own that.
When do you lose your temper?
Very good.
Very good.
So I wish that journalists were somewhere halfway between where they are and where you were in that phone call.
Oh, thank you.
You know, I think that would be the ideal ground.
I agree.
I agree.
Yeah, I don't agree that what I did was what you should do.
Right.
I'm not saying that I'm advising.
I respect your passion.
Yeah, I'm not saying that I didn't even, I probably made a mistake yelling at that guy.
I shouldn't have, but I don't think it was horrible what I did.
Well, if people listened to the full phone call, they would have seen that it was awkward at the end when you asked him about upcoming projects.
It just wasn't.
So then a couple other people tried to come back and say, oh, that guy was just looking out for his job.
And this comes back to the police, that he was just looking out for his job, just like the cops.
And I'm like, just like the people that herded Jews onto trains in Nazi Germany.
No, and if he was looking, no, seriously, though, if he was looking out for his job, he would not have taken your phone.
He was telling us that was his basic mistake.
He was taking your call.
Yes, I agree with you.
I agree.
He couldn't have screwed up on more fronts.
Yes.
What I love about that is he's the senior communications officer for the UC Davis police.
And he was caught unaware.
Right.
It's like, don't you think every phone call that's going to come in that day is going to be about that?
Right.
And that's what, and his choice, he made a choice to do that.
He made a choice.
He saw the videotape and he made a choice to go, you know what?
I don't want to lose my $2,000 a week job or $3,000 a week job or $5,000 a week job.
So I'm going to pretend that what I saw was okay.
And that's what he's doing.
It's also possible.
Isn't that a low amount of money to bribe somebody with, Paul?
That's my gets what I'm saying about cops.
Never underestimate the amount of financial fear that people are in in this country and what they will do to try to make their mortgage.
Right.
Is it also possible that he's not used to people pushing him that hard?
Because journalists, for the most part, are wusses.
Right.
Yes, correct.
Correct.
I mean, if I were working at Comedy Central, I'd probably be defending the Carlos Mencia special.
I mean, you make these moral choices all the time.
Yeah.
So again, when I yelled at that guy, I wasn't yelling at some guy in customer service at Sprint because my bill was screwed up, right?
Which I've done, which I've done.
But I was yelling at a guy whose title is the senior information officer for the UC Davis.
I'm sure he's well paid.
And by the way, if he's the senior information officer.
What information does the junior information officer have?
Yeah, that guy didn't have any information.
There was another call I played where he's anyway.
But so I just wanted to read that, and that was Speck.
And then another guy said the same thing about this thing about how cops are afraid to lose their jobs, which that's just weird.
It's like so.
By the way, they're not going to lose their job.
They're unionized.
You get a lawyer the moment someone calls you into the office.
That's hilarious, Robert.
I didn't even think about that.
That's right.
The cops are unionized, so they have protections for their jobs.
So if one of them had refused to move those students or do anything, there would have to be a hearing.
It would be very hard.
And I think they would be in the clear right now.
Yeah.
But they would also probably not be considered for a promotion.
Right, correct.
So while you may not lose your job, you would lose a career trajectory that you hope.
Kind of like Sean Connery and The Untouchables, right?
He was a clean cop, and that's why he walked a beat his entire career because he wasn't corrupt like the other guys.
Is that what it was?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you're saying he's able to be corrupted.
This guy was corrupt.
So I think what that guy did was corrupt by him.
When you defend corrupt actions by people, you're corrupt and you're doing it for pay.
Yes.
And somehow we're supposed to let this guy off the hook because he really needs the money.
That's not a good excuse.
One guy was saying, yeah, well, these cops have families and they can't abandon.
They have to support their family.
So you're saying it's okay.
It's bad if they are doing it for greed, if they already have enough money.
But if they don't have enough money and they really need the money, then it's okay.
So that's really bad logic.
I want to say to the UC Davis public relations department that if they're looking to fill his position and they're looking for someone who'd be good at it, I just want to say I would do an incredible job of blowing Jimmy off.
It would have been perfection how I would have blown him off.
Hello, podcast listeners, you gorgeous sons of bitches.
Thanks for listening.
And I want to first say I apologize for the late drop this week, but life got in the way.
I don't know if you know, but I live in Pasadena, California, and we had a hurricane.
We had a hurricane.
That's right.
And you're like, Jim, you live in Pasadena?
I thought you were.
Yeah, Pasadena's pretty cool.
Don't worry about it.
All right.
I used to live in Hollywood for a long time.
Now I'm married.
Okay, so here we go.
This is for all the people.
I'm not kidding.
When I say I live in Pasadena and it was crazy, trees are felled.
Is that if that's if I'm saying it correctly?
Trees were felled.
And When I say felled, I mean fell all over my neighborhood.
There was a tree on my corner, fell down two trees, huge trees.
I was afraid it fell down on the next block.
So, anyway, let's all be thankful I'm alive.
That's the point for this week.
And, you know, how can we show our things?
This is for the people who say, Jim, I'd like to support your show, but guess what?
I'm too lazy and I've never gotten around to going over to your website, JimmyDoorComedy.com.
And by the way, if you go over to JimmyDoorComedy.com, I'm going to post, I have the pictures up of the felled trees in my neighborhood.
How about that?
So check those out.
And plus, this is for the people who say, Jim, I'd like to support your show.
But yeah, I never made the trip over to Jimmy DoorComedy.com.
And so this is for you.
Here's a great way for you to help support the show.
You know, every once in a while, we have these special promotions from Pro Flowers.
And the last Pro Flowers promotion, people loved it.
Well, this one, I think, is just as good.
We have, I don't know if you guys get a tree every year if you use the same tree.
For Christmas, I'm talking a tree for Christmas.
But we get a new tree every year.
We get a live tree.
But this year, we got a live mini tree.
Talk about, right, Stephanie?
I love it.
Yes.
She loves it.
We got a new mini tree.
And we decorated it together.
Why?
Because it brings us together.
That's right.
Decorating the tree.
That's right.
So, but here's the deal.
Here, I'm just going to do really fast.
It's a great tree.
It's a mini tree.
So it's like, I would say, I don't know, what is that?
Like three feet tall?
And it's nice.
I like the minis.
I'm a big me.
We're not good.
That's it as far as I that's the tree we're getting.
And so this is the tree you can get.
It comes with, get this.
They give you the describe it: a free festive tin with free colorful lights and 12 free wooden ornaments.
Well, they're not exactly free because you're paying for them, but the right.
So, but the tree is the tree is just $19.99.
And when you get the tree with the free festive tin and free colorful lights and free wooden or first of all, it is a pretty tree, I'm going to say.
And again, we're going to post a picture at jimmydoorcomedy.com.
You want to see the tree and you want to see the trees that fell down, go over there and we'll show you.
But it's really nice.
And I'm going to make this quick so you can get down to the rest of the show because we got all our calls and all our funny stuff coming on the second half of the show and you will shit yourself.
Okay, so but this so and if you want, so here's how you do it.
How do I get the tree, Jimmy?
It really is nice.
It's like a three-foot little mini tree that comes in a little go to the website, you'll see it.
But if you could also go to here, it's all you do.
You go to proflowers.com, proflowers.com.
You click on the microphone in the top right-hand corner and you type in Jimmy D. Okay.
And that's that's it.
And then you follow how you would normally buy that mini tree.
And it's just $19.99.
And it is, it is cool.
They did send me one as a promotion, but I'm going to tell you, we had a mini tree once before.
I'm a mini tree person.
And they sent me in one, and I love it.
So, and it's fragrant.
I love it.
Is it fra okay, Trees?
So if you want to help support the show and get something cool for doing it, also, this is a great way to do it.
So it's the mini tree.
You go to proflowers.com.
You click on the microphone in the top right-hand corner.
You type in Jimmy D. It's only $19.99 for this cool.
Then you got a cool Christmas tree.
It's a great way to help support the show.
And it comes, did you know it comes with free colorful lights and 12 free wooden ornaments?
It does come with 12 wooden ornaments that are cool.
So this is a good deal.
And the people who got the proflowers.com deal last time with the tulips were all everybody was happy.
So this is a good deal.
And if someone has a problem with the deal, you let me know and I'll take care of you.
So, okay, so that's enough of this.
You know how to, I'll tell you one more time.
You go to proflowers.com, you click on the microphone in the top right-hand corner, you type in Jimmy D, and you're going to get this cool little mini Christmas tree for only $19.99.
And if you want to call, who does this anymore?
Who calls?
But you could call 800 ProFlowers.
You mention Jimmy D, you get the discount.
So that's how you get the discount, and it helps the helps the show, okay?
And if you want to see how cool the tree looks, go to JimmyDoorComedy.com.
We're going to have a picture up.
So go take a look at it.
And you go, hey, that's a pretty cool tree.
I'd like to have something like that somewhere.
Maybe I like to have it in my office, wherever, or my car, because everybody likes to have a tree in their car or on their bike.
I like to have a tree on my bike.
Okay, thanks for your support.
Thanks for listening.
Now on to the second half of the show.
Okay, welcome back to the Jimmy Door Show.
I'm joined in studio by Robert Yasamura and Paul Gilmartin and Frank Conniff.
And what's coming up on the rest of the show?
Well, we're going to listen to Rick Perry's latest gaffe.
We're going to talk more about Herman Kane and Coulter.
Smear as a female accuser and a lot lot more.
But right now, let's listen to our good friend Jim Hightower.
The rich, as F. Scott Fitzgerald put it, are different than you and me.
If you doubt it, go shopping.
Specifically, make two outings into the wonderful world of retail.
Start with middle-of-the-road and more downscale stores such as Bell's, Walmart, and Target.
You'll find customers, but fewer than normal, and they're spending less than they would have a couple of years ago.
Welcome to the real economy, where paycheck to paycheck families are barely holding on, worried about their jobs, mortgages, gas, and food, and other basics.
This is not going to get better anytime soon.
Corporations aren't hiring.
Wages are stagnant or actually falling.
The price of basics keep rising and people's savings are depleted.
In response, Walmart officials are saying they're not even passing on price increases like they always have.
And they're offering a layaway payment program this season so their hard-hit customers can still purchase a few holiday gifts.
They note that many shoppers are saying they won't even have much in the way of holiday meals this year.
Now, check the scene at Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue, and other upscale stores where the stock market set goes for stylish shoes and designer gowns and the like.
Blessed with executive salaries and a good tailwind from the Dow, these high-end shoppers exude confidence in their financial futures.
So their shops are bustling with buyers, and no one is rummaging for bargains or even inquiring about discounts.
Full price selling, exults the CEO of Saks, is at record levels.
Trying not to gloat, he adds, I feel good about the luxury consumer.
This is Jim Hightower saying the industry refers to this widening divide as a, quote, bifurcated market.
But what it really reflects is a bifurcated America with a hard-pressed mini going one direction and the flush few going another.
That's a dangerous divide for America's democracy And for all of our people, including the rich.
What do the corporate powers from Wall Street to Walmart have in common?
They hate the High Tower Lowdown.
You can see why at www.hightowerlowdown.org.
That was Jim Hightower, and you can hear Jim almost every week, almost every week, right here on the Jimmy Dorse show.
And right now, we're going to move on.
Rick Perry made a gaffe.
Wow.
There's going to be a little bit of a buzz on this tape right now.
That's how it comes for some whatever reason.
He was in New Hampshire.
And there's something about when Rick Perry goes to New Hampshire.
His brain gets a little extra mushy.
And he taps his effeminate side.
So here he is talking to some people in New Hampshire and trying to get 21-year-olds to come vote for him.
Those of you that are sitting in this hall who are going to inherit this country.
For countless.
Those of you that will be 21 by November the 12th, I ask for your support and your vote.
Okay, so you can vote when you're 18, and the voting day was November 6th.
So he's messed up both those things.
He switched the voting age with the drinking age, and he mixed the voting date with his bowling date.
So when he switched it, people are like, oh, when he says 21, no, they can vote when they're 18.
No, he means it because he knows people need to be drunk to vote for him.
I think that's the joke.
So here he is.
So here's the next thing he says.
Again, there's a little bit of a buzz on this clip.
It's not my fault.
That's how it came from the television.
Right from New Hampshire.
That's how it came.
And so here's what he said.
So he's going to take questions at the end of his speech.
And here's how he introduces the first question already.
Here we go.
And with that, I think we're going to open it up and have some QA from the audience.
Yes, sir, with a beautiful beard.
Get the gold.
With the beautiful, long, luxurious, I want to run my hands through beard.
Hello, you with the beautiful beard and the strong shoulders and the square jaw and the steely eyes.
What can I do for you?
How can I help you?
He has a beautiful beard too, but his wife wasn't there.
Oh, there's the joke.
It's sitting right there on the tee in our uncle.
You've been handed the bat right in our unbearded faces, and we can't see it.
And Frank Cottiff comes along and just smacks.
It's the sweet spot.
And to anybody who's misinterpreting what we're joking about is as homophobia.
We're making fun of the hypocrisy of the homophobes whose ranks are littered with closeted gays.
Yes, I was just talking about Ken Millman yesterday.
Yeah, it's just crazy.
I don't have to fight the clause being, you know, I don't have to go through that ordeal of coming out, right?
I'm sure that's not easy, and it's harder for other people than others.
Yes.
Especially if you're the governor of Texas.
Especially if you're the governor of Texas.
Okay.
But there is something about New Hampshire where he really taps into that side of himself, right?
Because it's beautiful and there's a lot of antique stores.
Is that what it is?
Well, it's also the Granite State.
And you know, when he sees Granite, he wants to write the N-word all over it.
Oh, you know what?
Mayor Bloomberg called me.
I've got to get to this.
Mayor Bloomberg called me because they kicked out the Occupy Wall Streeters.
And well, he had something to say.
Hi, Jimmy.
It's Michael Bloomberg, the billionaire mayor of New York, New York.
The city's so nice, I bought the mayoral election twice, then paid to have the law changed so I can buy a third term.
How filthy rich am I?
Well, I'll tell you, when I have sex, I ejaculate caveat how rich I am.
Holy crap, am I rich?
But still, I have deep concern for minorities, especially an oppressed group that by their very name reveals what a tiny minority they are.
I'm speaking, of course, of the top 1% who earn all the income but get no respect.
It seems like everyone is crying over the plight of the Occupy Wall Street rabble.
But nobody cares about the men who have been occupying Wall Street for over a century.
Do they make a big scene and beg the world for attention?
No.
They are refined gentlemen who quietly and unobtrusively collect all the wealth and keep it for themselves without causing a noisy ruckus by stimulating the economy and creating the kind of annoying traffic congestion that happens when the middle class have jobs to go to every day.
No, do they give those jobs to workers in foreign countries who are happy to get five cents an hour and reside in authoritarian states that would club them to death like baby seals if they so much as raised a peep about income inequality?
That is the kind of thing we need more of here in New York City, Jimmy.
The city is a melting pot of many different nationalities.
So when I order my police force to crack down on Occupy Wall Street protesters, I'm just paying tribute to the totalitarian regimes that many foreign-born New Yorkers come from.
It's just my way of giving them a little piece of home.
I can't help it.
I'm a sentimentalist.
Kind of brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
Especially when the air is filled with tear gas.
Jimmy, you probably think the top 1% don't suffer any deprivations, but they most certainly do.
For one thing, they are denied access to foreclosure relief because they can afford to pay their mortgages.
And they are completely discriminated against by collection agencies who never give them so much as a single phone call.
In fact, the only time the 1% ever get called on the phone is when someone wants to invite them for a weekend in the Hamptons.
And Jimmy, I doubt if you know this, but on private Gulfstream Jets, you are now allowed to carry on only two trophy wipes.
One of which has to be stored underneath the seat in front of them.
So yes, Jimmy, I may be a billionaire, but I still have compassion for an oppressed minority.
Other billionaires.
If I don't look out for them, who will look out for them?
Besides every single person who works for the government and law enforcement.
Protecting the powerful from the powerless is a big job.
So who knows?
I may have to buy myself a fourth term as mayor.
Okay, Jimmy.
See you later.
All right.
Mayor Bloomberg letting us know that he's an elitist.
Isn't that nice?
Speaking of Wall Street, did you see the piece that Henry Paulson revealed to a group of hedge fund managers that Freddie and Fannie Mae were about to tank?
No, please tell me more.
Yeah, during the financial crisis, right after Bear Stearns had tanked.
Yes.
Yeah.
He walked into a meeting of, it was just revealed by one of the managers who was in that meeting.
Of hedge fund managers.
He walks in.
Henry Paulson walks in and says, you know, Fannie Mae and Freddie are on the ropes, and they're going to take a big hit.
So he gave them a little insider information?
It would seem that way.
That seems like, you know, right?
I just watched that movie, Too Big to Fox.
It was Henry Paulson's law that William Hurt played, right?
Yes, I believe so.
Yes.
And almost everybody in that room were people who knew each other or went through Goldman Sachs.
Coincidence, I don't know, but it seems a little.
It seems to be the skull and bones of the financial industry.
Well, they're all criminals.
And you know, I watched that movie Too Big to Fail.
And they make the Secretary of the Treasury Hank Paulson, who was the former head of Goldman Sachs, they make it look like he had no idea what was happening on Wall Street.
That movie was like, what?
How could they?
What are they doing?
They're over-leveraged.
Like, he was shocked.
He had no idea that stuff was going on.
So he's either a total criminal or a little bit of a criminal and a total incompetent.
Yeah.
Well, William Hurt is such a good actor.
He made him sympathetic.
He did make him sympathetic.
You're right.
William.
I was like, oh, poor Hank Paulson.
You were rooting for him.
You forget he made $700 million in the last 10 years.
$700 million.
That's an amount of money you use as a punchline.
Yes.
That used to be reserved only for the best athlete in the world, right?
Best athlete, best dictator in the world.
But now, some Jamoke who gets to be the top of a bank that produces nothing except crash our economy can make almost a billion dollars doing harm to our economy.
Okay, we got to move on.
By the way, I love that movie, if only because it makes Geithner look stupid.
It does make Geithler look stupid.
Well, it makes him, you know, it makes him look like what he is.
You know, he was just, they don't care about the country.
They don't care about the economy.
They don't care about people.
They care about corporations.
He's not falling because they think if the economy dips, all is lost.
Yeah, it's only about Wall Street.
It's only about their banks.
If we keep the banks healthy, that's the only thing that matters.
And, you know, disconnected doesn't even begin to disclose.
You know, I'm realizing that when I was a kid, we had a much more accurate depiction of bankers with Mr. Drysdale.
Yeah, really did.
Yes, we did.
And it emboldens the banks to continue to act with impunity and to take unnecessary risk.
You know, I hate, again, we only have an hour, so I have to shift gears hard.
Let's go back to Herman Cain.
Here he was on with Wolf Blitzer trying to get ahead of the story, the recent story of his infidelities.
You go through life and you believe that you have some people that are friends.
And when someone that appears to be a friend turns around and concocts this story, you got the question.
The hundreds of thousands of people that I have met in my life, 100,000 people could possibly come out.
Do I know of any that might come out?
Not off the top of my head.
Wow.
He may be the worst spinner ever.
It makes it sound worse what he's done to him.
I cannot count the number of people I have harassed or slept with.
Uncountable.
Yeah.
Uncountable.
That's what he's saying.
What he's basically saying is, yes, it sounds like I've done horrible stuff.
You have to realize there is potential for really large amounts of horrible stuff to come out.
That's what his defense is.
Hey, if you were in his position, what could you possibly say?
Well, you could maybe tell him.
It isn't ridiculous.
Right.
If you tell the truth, you're over with.
Right.
If he says, you're right, I had an affair with this woman.
If you're a conservative, you're over with.
If you're running as a conservative.
Here's how Ann Coulter describes.
So now the worst thing you can do when a woman comes out and tries to makes this kind of the reason women don't come out is because people often smear them.
Right.
Right.
Which is the worst thing you can do.
Right.
You always want to give them the benefit of the doubt.
It's illegal in some states to do that.
Well, to do that to a rape victim.
Well, I guess they don't tape Fox News in that state because here was Ann Coulter describing the woman who had an affair with Herman Cain for 13 years.
And we find out that she's got the full combo platter.
Bankruptcy, a sexual harassment suit in the past.
She hasn't paid rent all year.
This year, she lost a judgment against her for defamation and stalking.
She's an unemployed single mother.
You have the whole combo platter of an unbelievable witness.
Okay, so let's break that down.
Let's take it down, please.
You find out that she's got the full combo platter, bankruptcy, a sexual harassment suit in the past.
So she has a bankruptcy in her past, you know.
Very unusual in this day and age.
Very unusual.
By the way, she could be describing any corporation.
She'd be describing Donald Trump.
Yeah.
Right?
Bankrupt.
Sexual harassment.
Sexual harassment.
So she, not that she sexually harassed someone, but she was sexually harassed.
Right.
And she had won a suit before.
So someone who was already once sexually harassed is a liar.
And by the way, we know women who put themselves in this circumstance are often repeat victims like this.
That follows the right psychology.
That she would be sexually harassed, a victim of that, and also allow herself to be a mystery.
Like that's good.
It's kind of, yeah, but Herman Kane loves calling up women like that at four in the morning on his cell phone.
You know, been through all that.
So let's finish this.
She hasn't paid rent all year.
She hasn't paid rent all year.
So she's poor.
She must be lying.
Depression.
Someone's having a hard time paying their rent.
How can you believe them?
How can you believe them?
Okay, we can see.
This year, she lost a judgment against her for defamation and stalking.
I don't know what any of that means.
She's an unemployed single mother.
You have the whole thing.
She's an unemployed single mother.
How can you believe her?
Can you get it?
And she's saying that it fits a pattern of a liar.
But you can look at it and say, yeah, it does fit the pattern of financially and emotionally vulnerable women being preyed upon by a wealthy, powerful businessman.
That's what it sounds like.
Also, she's not coming out and trying to get money from him, is she?
She's just like coming out and saying.
But these women are trying to get money.
They're all just...
Okay.
So actually, let's talk.
Because they have so much to lose.
Herman Kane, actually, we talked about it a little bit.
Hey, Herman, it's Jimmy Door.
How are you doing, buddy?
I'm doing well, Jimmy.
Good to hear.
How are you?
You know what?
You're in a lot of trouble again.
What's going on?
You quitting?
Well, you know I like you, Jimmy.
So I'm going to use your show to announce exclusively that I am leaving the race of the GOP presidential now.
Yeah.
Herman, I'm throwing all my support to Newt Gingrich.
Oh, Herman, just because five women came out against you, that's what's going to take you down?
No, that's not it.
Now, I'm behind Newt.
Okay.
And not just because he is eating more pizza than any of the other candidates.
Hell, it's fat tub the law like Newt that made me the rich pizza tycoon I am today.
That's true.
And I'll be the first to admit I wouldn't be able to shower women who aren't my wife with gifts that weren't for the millions of dollars the glutinous pigs like Newt King Richard have made for me over the years.
That's a weird thing to say to someone.
I am, I am appreciative.
But you're endorsing him, and it sounds like you're insulting him with this.
Well, no, but that's not why I'm supporting Him all this stuff.
I'm backing Newt because even a world-class adulterer and sexual harasser like myself has to admire the Newt stuff.
You admire him?
I mean, he's had the guts to hand his first wife divorce papers when she was in the hospital with cancer.
That's bad.
That is some cold-blooded shit.
I don't even have the gut to hand my wife a shopping list.
And Newt made so much money just from lobbying Congress and pretending to be a historian for ooh, Becky, Becky, Becky, Freddie McCassan.
Yeah, he was a lobbyist and made a lot of money.
To make my fortune, I had to sell barely edible carbohydrates to stone college students.
I hear you.
I hear what you're saying.
But, you know, so Newt's a ladies man, right?
Is that what you're saying?
He ain't had nearly as many ladies as I have.
Okay, well, are you bragging?
No, no, I ain't bragging, but when you're as good-looking as I am, violating your sacred marriage vows is as easy as pie.
Sounds like you're bragging a little bit.
But Newt has managed to cheat on all his wives with multiple mistresses while looking like popping fresh, diabetic, older brother.
Poppin' fresh is dying.
I mean, you would think that the very idea of being touched by Newt would make any woman vomit.
Oh, that's a little harsh for me.
And yet, Newt has actually convinced a handful of women to sleep with his ass.
That's the kind of can-do attitude we need in the White House.
You know, it really sounds like you're kind of half-slamming him, half.
And this is the weirdest endorsement I've ever heard, Herman.
No, no, this is straight up, brother.
I have criticized him at some of the debate, but now that I'm dropping out, I might as well admit that Newt is a bigger hypocrite, a bigger liar, a bigger whore, and just plain bigger than any of us.
See, those don't sound like compliments that you would say if you endorse them.
It looked like I was going to be the one given the privilege of guaranteeing Obama a second term.
Okay, I got it.
Now it's going to be Newt.
And he is my wholehearted support.
And that support will be unwavering, unless that is Santorum, Bachman, Huntsman, or Paul get their turns as frontrunners for a week or two.
I'll support whomever's going to win.
And that sure as hell ain't going to be me, baby.
Well, Herman, you know, we're going to miss you.
I'm going to miss you too.
And calling into your show.
Yeah, you know what?
I wouldn't.
We've talked about it before, but you should keep calling and let us know what you think of the race.
I mean, we got a whole year to go.
Can I call in sometimes and sexually harass your ass?
Yes.
No problem.
You know, I like it when you sexually harass.
Do you know what docking is?
Yes, I do.
That is when two men want their okay, Herman.
Thanks for sharing with us.
Can I call in and talk to you guys every now and again?
Yes, I look forward to it.
And give astute analysis of what's going on from a pizza perspective.
Oh, yes, definitely.
From a pizza perspective.
That's what we need.
That's what America needs is a pizza perspective.
Okay, I gotta go, Jimmy.
I gotta go get plane tickets for me and some white girl that I'm taking to go see the Codo Margarito fight this weekend.
All right, Herman.
Well, now you can have fun.
You don't have to worry about anything.
It's all back to normal.
I know.
I don't have to answer another question the rest of my life.
All right.
Well, we'll talk to you soon, buddy.
Enjoy the fight this weekend.
I'm free, dummy.
Okay, that was Herman Cain letting us know.
Okay, we're up against the clock, and now it's time for our new segment with Rip Torn.
And now it's time for Rip Torn's drunk tank.
I know what's up.
Good morning, kitties.
I've got my AM Rocks class, and Papa's ready to dish.
So buckle the fuck up.
First on deck, another perversion of justice.
Conrad Murray sentenced to four years in the Huscal for simply doing his job.
Balderdash.
The good doc was railroaded.
By the time he's a free man again, the top news story will be about how Bristol Palin revealed that she didn't know that Earth was a planet during the 2016 Republican debates.
All because he administered propofol to the late great Jacko.
So what?
Everyone's talking about propofol like it's Beelzebub Giz or some horrible thing.
Nonsense.
It's perfectly safe.
Hell, during my drunken brothel binges at Tangiers, I used to inject propofol directly into my Horatio hornblower.
That's the last lugger in the sack.
Let's just say that I personally know 12 Moroccan whores who would have found Conrad Murray not guilty and a little crude basket.
Case closed.
And in other not news, Marley Cyrus was caught on tape during her birthday party, admitting that she was a pothead.
One of her besties, Kelly Osborne, even went so far as to nickname her Marley Cyrus.
That's sweet.
Get it?
Look, we all make mistakes.
Between 1986 and 1989, my career floundered as I dedicated an inordinate amount of time and energy to a misguided effort to murder Shelly Long with my bare hands.
In retrospect, that was a misallocation of resources.
I almost got her, though.
The point is, this is Marley Cyrus we're talking about.
Her father is the Cyrus known as Billy Ray.
Be happy that she started injecting Clorox directly into her ephemeral artery.
A little bit of Mary Jane?
Back the fuck off.
Are we really going to lose our shit when some hilljack whose eyes are too close together uses a forest remedy to make all the smart talking go away?
Surprise!
Nature provides for its misfires.
Praise be.
So judge not lest ye be judged.
That's from the Bible or the Necronomicon or Beowulf or the Charlie Sheen Roast.
Who gives a shit about him shimmers?
Until next week, screw buddies.
This is Rip Tord saying, celebrities, they're just like you, except drunk and fucking beautiful.
Oh, my God.
All right, so that was Rip Torn with the first installment of Rick Torn's Hollywood drunk tank.
I'm glad the show is expanding its entertainment news.
We're taking Rip's advice.
He said so.
Okay, that's our show.
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That's right.
It takes a lot of people to help write the show.
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And today's show is produced by me.
And all the voices were done by the wonderful Mike McRae, who can be found at MikeMcRae.com.
And a big thanks to the people who donate their time and talents and help make the Jimmy Door Show possible.
First up is Sean James.
He's a Mac genius.
He helps us out with all our computer problems.
And he can be found at MacHelp at SeanJames.com.
And his, you can spell it S-H-A-U-N.
So MacHelp at SeanJames.com.
He takes care of us.
He's great.
Thank you very much, John, for donating your time to the Jimmy Door Show and to Frank Pulaski from Dreamy Time Films.
If you've been seeing them lately, he takes some of the bits we do on the show.
He puts video to them and we put them up on our Facebook page and on our YouTube page and some of them at the website.
And they are amazing.
I think they are amazing.
So thanks to big thanks to Frank Pulaski at Dreamy Time Films.
And thanks to you for listening.
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