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Welcome to the Dellingpod with me, James Dellingpole.
And I just wanted to tell you about something really exciting coming up quite shortly.
It's James Dellingpole's birthday bash.
His big birthday bash, I believe it's been called.
Can you guess why?
Well, unfortunately, I've got a big birthday coming up.
I don't normally like to celebrate these things, but this one is kind of unavoidable.
It's not actually on my birthday.
It's on August the 1st.
My actual birthday was held on the anniversary of the day when the atomic bomb didn't go off over Hiroshima because nukes aren't real and it was a napalm strike.
But that's another story.
So my big birthday bash is on August the 1st.
And the highlights include, well, I suppose the highlight is me chatting on stage, doing a delling pod live with Bob Moran.
Now, apart possibly from my brother Dick, who's obviously easy to talk to because he's my brother, I think Bob is one of the people I most enjoy chatting to him because he's bright, obviously.
He's got hinterland.
He doesn't take prisoners and the conversation could go in any direction and it probably will.
I'm really looking forward to our chat.
So thank you, Bob, for appearing on a stage with me.
Also, we've got Dick.
Dick will be there, of course, and he'll be playing bass with unregistered chickens.
I've also got some of my friends from the world of natural health coming up.
And if you arrive early enough, you might be able to try some of their potions or even their treatments.
I'm not sure what they want to do, but there'll be stalls and things to look at.
And there'll be pizza.
There'll be pizza.
Really delicious.
The last time, last event I had, we've got the same caterers.
food is extra obviously but uh the pizzas were really good and they also did these really nice i These nice, I think it was pooled beef, something like that.
It was just food you'd want to eat.
I think the best thing about these events isn't even about me.
It's about all the other wonderful people that turn up.
You'll be amazed.
These are like the best friends you've never met because you'll suddenly feel, hang on a second, I'm not alone.
There are other crazies just like me.
They're really, really fun, these events.
I would do them much more often, but unfortunately I get so knackered because of my tedious illness thing.
I mean, I've barely recovered from the last one.
It's in the middle.
It's in central England, I will tell you.
It is surrounded by beautiful countryside.
There'll be BNBs and stuff you can stay in.
I would do that if I were you.
It's on a Friday night, August the 1st, I mentioned.
But you might want to make a weekend of it because there's lots of stuff to see around about.
Or you could come early and have a walk.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Anyway, I hope I will see you there.
August the 1st, James's big birthday bash.
It's going to be fun.
Limited number, strictly limited number of tickets.
There's only going to be 20 VIP tickets for reasons which will become obvious if you buy one.
They're for people who want to have special quality time with James.
Otherwise, I just get a normal ticket.
You will have fun, but please be quick because there are limited tickets.
They're being very strict on numbers, the venue.
So get in there as soon as you can.
And won't it be great?
Like, August, I think, is a really boring month.
Everyone goes away.
You'll need something to cheer you up for the fact that you're not in Ibiza or Greece or wherever you would like to be.
This will make up for the fact.
And we'll be able to commiserate with one another and have a really, really good time.
I'm so looking forward to seeing you there at James's big birthday bash.
Thank you.
Can't wait.
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Welcome back to the Delling Pod, Alistair Williams.
Yes, fine.
Alistair, haters.
Yeah, take that, haters.
You're going to be, you're going to be Dick today.
All right.
Well, it's blown you out.
That's ridiculous.
No, no, no.
Dick hasn't blown me out.
That was what I was going to, I was going to accuse you of being a kind of desperate standby.
Standby.
Okay.
Guilty of charge, to be fair.
Easily available.
No, you know what?
I really am grateful for you, easily available people because, yeah, as you've hinted, I've had two podcast guests in a row blow me out.
And I mean, they're going to come back.
They're Americans.
Possibly have better to do.
Well, I don't know.
Actually, one of them, one of them, she couldn't appear because she had laser surgery and her face turned into a lobster.
Good reason.
Yeah.
Well, I thought it was a reasonable.
From a woman.
Yeah, okay.
I don't think literally a lobster.
I don't think she was like had pincers and stuff.
That would be a bit that wouldn't that be horrible?
I mean, yeah, a little bit, yeah.
A little bit, I guess.
Yeah, it would put you off.
However, you want a refund on that, yeah.
You'd just be thinking, yeah, I'm trying to concentrate, but click, click, click.
What is that?
Laser, is that the eyes?
Were they lazy?
I don't know why.
It can't be the eyes, can it?
I imagine that.
Well, actually, I feel a bit ungalant talking about this stuff because look at my hair.
I'm gallant talking about this stuff because it's a lady, and I think you might talk about ladies and their faces.
Especially.
So that was her.
And then I had somebody else who I was going to talk to.
Again, I'll have her on.
I was going to talk to her about all the dark occult stuff that she's really good at.
She explains things like, and this would really piss off my Catholic viewers.
No offense, men, but she looks, for example, at the ribbon, the what's it called?
A sort of not a freeze, maybe it is a freeze.
On the papal robes, and you see this cat.
Yeah, yeah.
And she explains that this pattern is Sumerian or from the ropes, just out there in public with it.
And it's more.
It gets better.
I don't want to spoil her show, but apparently, the colours of the jewels, the jewels on the papal crown chosen by the incoming Pope correspond to their occult affiliation.
Yeah, wouldn't they?
Just the fact that you've got a crown lets me know that you're not on a Jesus thing.
It's like, oh, yeah, we're followers of Jesus over here.
We're all about Jesus, all about Jesus.
Just, hey, stick my crown on me with my giant robes and my gemstones, and everyone do what I say.
And it's like, do you know what I mean?
Just a brief run-through of what Jesus was about, you'd be like, this ain't it, dude.
You know, at all.
Yeah.
And also, we are warned about kings, aren't we?
It's one of my favorite bits of the Old Testament where the people, the Israelites, I suppose, say, we want a king.
Everyone else has got a king.
And God explains through whoever the prophet is at the time.
He says, look, you really don't want a king.
Kings are just going to be rubbish.
Honestly, you don't want a king.
No, we want a king because the Babylonians have got one.
All right.
All right.
Give you a king.
Give you a king.
Yeah.
And then it just becomes really short, sort of like, and then this guy was the next king and he worshiped the devil and blah-de-blah.
And you know, they get like a paragraph.
And the Lord hated him, and he ruined everything with 80 years.
You know what I mean?
They all just, you know what I mean?
It goes so fast.
I like that game.
I've mentioned this before, but I like the game where you're reading the relevant.
I think Chronicles does it.
And there's a few more books of the Old Testament where, as you say, it tells you about the new king.
They do both Judah and Israel.
So you get quite a lot of kings crammed together.
And you try and guess whether the next king is going to be a good one or a bad one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, guess bad.
Most of them.
I wanted to tell you about my dream last night because I think you'd be lightly amused.
If you'd been Dick, I'd have told Dick.
So I'm going to tell you instead.
So in my dream, I was with some old university friends, including my friend Ewan, who I've just been staying at his place in Tuscany, which is very nice.
And hence my tan, which I wanted to talk about sometimes as well.
And we were going to rob this military installation in Colombia, which had this gold in it.
And I said in this dream, like, this is just crazy.
Why are we going to try and steal some gold from a military installation in Colombia?
And they said, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
We've got it all sorted out.
We've got this, you're going to climb up these sort of ropes and use this pulley device to be able to swing along.
I said, yeah, but what about the lasers and stuff that they've got guarding like indicating that the tropoirs and stuff?
And they said, no, no, seriously, we've thought this all through.
I said, yeah, but if we get caught, we're just going to be spending years in a Colombian prison.
And they're saying, no, no, look, think of the upside.
We're going to get enough gold so we're not going to have to worry about this for the rest of our lives.
And I really did not want to go on this mission.
And so, do you know what I did in my dream?
I thought, well, God will get me out of this one.
This is why I thought you'd appreciate the dream.
And so I asked God, and God said to me, Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
You're a Christian, and in the Ten Commandments, it says, Thou shalt not steal.
And you're about to steal this guy.
I mean, there may be baddies, you're about to steal it from, but you're still stealing.
And so there's your excuse.
And so just before I woke up, I've got this brilliant excuse.
I can't do this mission, guys, because I'm a Christian and like, thou shalt not steal.
That's probably God actually telling you something through this dream, you know?
Like, for sure.
I didn't realize I'm also having this.
I'm having a recurring dream.
Okay.
And I told my wife about it.
And she immediately sent me to a YouTube video where someone says, if you're having the exact recurring dream that I'm having, this is what God is telling you.
And it was spot on.
So basically, my recurring dream, right?
My university exams are coming up, you know, because I got my degree three years.
Right, but I'm underprepared, right?
I'm not, and I'm going to fail and I'm going to fail.
And it's really harrowing.
And then I wake up and I think, and, you know, for one second, you're like, oh my God, I'm going to fail.
I'm like, wait a minute, I'm 40 years old.
I don't have to worry about that.
That was years ago.
But my wife showed me this video where she says, if you are having a recurring dream about not being prepared, that is God telling you you are not prepared for the task that I have for you coming up.
And let me tell you something, James.
He was 100% right because I'm sort of getting involved in deliverance ministry at the moment.
I'm sort of going out there and I'm trying to get kick demons out of people.
And I was talking to this demon and I said to him, you come out of there in Jesus' name, you're going to come out of there.
And the demon said to me, no, I'm not.
I'm going to make this guy's life hell.
And I was just like, I had nothing.
You know what I mean?
Like, what I had, I didn't have anything else.
And I was so annoyed because I was just like, oh, this demon's supposed to get out of there.
But you know what I mean?
But I didn't know what else to do.
And I felt at that moment that God was saying, this is what I was telling you about, Jerk.
You know, you haven't done your homework properly.
That's interesting.
I don't know how many times has a dream got to recur before it's a recurring dream?
I mean, I don't know the answer.
Who knows the answer to that?
Well, the only reason I say that is it is a very classic dream which has occurred to me throughout my life in the however many years since university.
And I did have it a couple of weeks ago where my finals were coming up and I had not read anything in 40 years or certainly.
And I realized in this dream that I hadn't done any revision and I would have to do the complete works of Shakespeare, have to do, we read all of Jane Austen, well, everything, read the Countess of Pembroke's Arcadia and Fairy Queen and Chaucer.
I mean, we had to do a lot of reading.
Way more than the people at the Red Bricks.
I'm sorry, but we did.
And it was just like, I looked at the workload of my friends at Bristol and they did like one essay every half term.
We were doing like two or three a week.
Well, you really get your money's worth, don't you?
Yes.
They drive you hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you've been having the same recurring dream your whole life, you say?
Yes.
Interesting.
Yeah.
But then I'm not sure that God was necessarily calling me before.
But so you've been, I don't want to let that one go.
You've actually been casting out demons or trying to.
God keeps sending people in my general direction that need help with this.
And there's very few, even amongst Christians, there's very few people who are like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to tackle that.
You know, even many Christians, they don't believe in deliverance ministry or they don't believe in demons or evil spirits, you know.
But God keeps sending people my way who need help with that.
But aside from, you know, telling them to get out of there in Jesus' name, I really don't know much about it.
But it seems to me from the Bible that you don't really need to know much, much more than that.
But there's some demons that only go out through prayer and fasting.
And there's various legal reasons that demons have that they can stay inside a person.
For example, if someone's harboring unforgiveness or, you know, there's a reason why God allows these spirits To mess with you.
And if you've got something in your life that you need to fix, that you're not fixing, one of the things that God may do is allow these evil spirits to mess with you until you fix it.
It's a sort of a severe way of getting.
So they are his agents, ultimately.
I know he does use evil spirits for his good.
He can't do anything evil.
That's not who God is.
And that's the purpose that the devil and all of his little ratty minions serve.
It's like sometimes God, who works all things for good, sometimes it's necessary, for example, Paul, the Apostle Paul, to be harassed and kept humble.
So God allowed this agent of Satan to follow him around and mess with him and keep him humble.
So sometimes, you know, that it's necessary for something like that to happen.
And God doesn't do anything evil, but that's why these demons and even the devil himself, who's doing God's work, even though it might not seem like it, they're on this sort of leash where they can only do what God allows them to do.
Job is another great example where God's like, okay, you run off and, you know, ruin this guy's life.
And, you know, now he's the guy from the book of Job, you know, inspiring millions of people through God's word.
You know?
It's interesting that I've just finished Job, and it's interesting that the character of Satan is slightly, or the purpose of Satan is slightly different.
He's a kind of, he's the adversary.
He's the sort of, he's a challenger in God's court, if you like.
Yeah, that's it.
Which is one of the problems I have when writing, when talking about Satan and trying to, because you get so many different points of even so many different expert opinions on in the Hebrew is what, something like El Satan, and it means the adversary.
It doesn't mean, yeah, and it then he's sort of, there are questions about does the devil actually exist?
Is he Lucifer?
Is he Satan?
And so it goes on.
I don't think anyone really, really knows.
He's probably got many different faces and names by which he's known.
There's probably a whole variety of deception that even is around his existence or whether he's this or whether he's that.
You know what I mean?
It's probably very different.
Yeah, very much.
Yeah.
Similar sort of deal.
But the interesting thing about deliverance ministry is when you end up talking to these, you know, these evil spirits.
And what's interesting is that you could tell when you're talking to them is that on occasion, one of them might say something like, well, I'm a rebel and I'm going to rule the world.
And it's like, okay, that's not this person that I'm talking to here.
You know what I mean?
Like, I know who that is that I'm talking to.
And that's not like a regular human being.
You know what I'm saying?
And you can almost, you get a real good look at Satan's kingdom doing this.
And you also get a real establishment that God's kingdom is above this, the kingdom of Satan.
Because that's what deliverance ministry does.
It exposes Satan's kingdom and it demonstrates God's kingdom is so far above it when you tell these guys, you know, get out of there in Jesus' name.
And then the person like throws up or something.
You know, it's really undeniable that, wow, God is real.
Satan is real.
And God is so far above Satan's kingdom.
It's interesting that it's a bit like Skeletor in He-Man, especially.
Do you ever watch He-Man?
When I was 10.
Yes.
So do you remember?
I think I could be wrong.
I think in the early He-Man, Skeletor was quite scary.
But towards the other way, we're talking about this like it's literature.
But he was wrong.
But in the early He-Man, I believe that Battlecat was red.
You know what I'm saying?
Battlecat was always a bit crap, wasn't he?
Yeah, it was a bit.
Sorry, but what was your question?
I digress.
I could be making this up, but I think they made Skeletor a bit less scary.
And he just became simply crap.
Oh, right.
And I think what you're saying is that I don't want to put words into your mouth, and maybe you wouldn't have reached for the Skeletor analogy.
Maybe.
But there is that element, isn't there, that the gulf between these demons and God, Jesus, is so...
And these demons are all completely enthrall to him.
There's nothing that they can do, and it's like it's the difference between the power of God and the power of Satan.
It's like, you know, the difference between a truth and a lie.
I always tell people, you know, when you catch somebody lying, you literally catch them lying, and how much they just shrivel up, and it's like, you know, all the air goes out of them.
When you're caught, when you're proven to be lying about something, you know, it's just the truth is just so much more powerful than a lie.
A lie is actually nothing compared to the truth.
You know, the same the way darkness in the presence of light, you know, darkness is not an affirmative force, it simply reoccupies the place vacated by the light.
So when there's light in the building, like, where's where's darkness?
That's darkness and light, they're not even.
You see what I mean?
If there's no light, then darkness can clean useless way in there.
And that's the difference between the power of good, the power of evil, the power of Satan and the power of God.
You know, it's not a, it's not a competition.
It's not a tug of war.
It's nothing like that.
You know, the devil is a loser.
He was cast out of heaven like lightning, Jesus said.
You know, like to the earth, like lightning.
He was cast.
That's how quickly, fast he was thrown out of heaven.
And people think that there's some kind of even struggle between God and the devil.
You know what I mean?
It's quite funny that the devil gets cast out of heaven like lightning and then picks himself up and is like, yeah.
Yeah.
And don't you try that again.
You know what I mean?
He fools people that, you know, it's kind of like it was almost a draw or something.
You know, I lie so rarely these days that I actually know when it was that I last told a lie.
Do you know when it was?
So I've been having these eye problems and it's it's been a bit it's been freaking me out slightly.
So I went out.
I was just going to go to Devon, away to Devon, and the night before I was due to go away, I went outside to walk the dog and I saw these flashes, like shooting stars out of the corner of my eye.
And whenever I sort of glanced in a particular direction, flash, flash, it was like really disturbing.
And I thought, well, it'll go away.
And it didn't go away.
So then I made the mistake of, or maybe not the mistake, of googling it, like shooting stars out of the corner of my eye.
And instantly, it triggers these alerts.
It said, you must get it seen too within 24 hours.
This is a potential torn retina.
And you could get retinal detachment and you'd go blind.
And I was in, by the time I realized this, I was in Devon.
Sort of the week later.
The nearest hospital was Plymouth.
And as I discovered, you really do not want to go to Plymouth Casualty.
So I got to Plymouth Casualty, and it was like 200 people.
There were people dying in beds in the corner.
This was just like an ordinary time of day.
Well, I mean, it was evening.
Actually, it was.
It was about 8 o'clock, but it wasn't a kind of, you know, it wasn't pub fight night.
Maybe every night in Paris.
Devon, yeah.
Yeah, take it.
Yeah, fine.
Okay.
And, but when I saw the scene around me, I thought, I think, actually, you know, nurse, I would rather take the risk of going blind than having to spend a second longer in this day of the dead hell.
So I put this to the nurse and she said, well, you're in the system now.
And she said, look, you're next on the list for triage.
So why don't you just go through the process?
So I waited.
And a very nice nurse said, well, I can't see anything immediately wrong.
Go and book yourself an optician tomorrow and see whether you survive till then.
And so I did and I discharged myself.
So I then had another check and again, they couldn't find anything.
But then I went for another check at my local operator when I got back.
And they said, I think to be sure, because it's odd that these symptoms are not going away, but actually worsening, You should go to the eye casualty unit at Northampton with this.
I will refer you.
And I thought, great.
I've got a referral.
I'm going to be seen secondly butchering a time.
So I get that.
And it's not really a referral at all.
It's just like they've deigned to allow you into the eye casualty unit where you sit for an afternoon.
No.
So I killed the time.
You're in peace with this.
I killed the time by learning another section of Psalm 119, which has got 32 sections in it.
So it's like learning 32 Psalms.
And each of those sections is really quite similar.
It's really hard to learn.
Anyway, so when they do your eye test, they put these drops in your eyes, which sting and dilate the pupils for about three or four hours afterwards so that you can't really drive because everything is blurred.
And so the nurse asked me, did you drive here?
And I said, no, no, no, I'm being picked up.
I had my lie or relic ready.
Because I knew the last thing my wife would want is to be collecting her hypochondriacal husband from hospital.
So I knew I'd have to drive home.
So that was my lie.
Was it a bad lie?
Well, it depends.
You crash into like the way home if you did, yeah.
But if not, then I suppose fine.
Yeah, as I think.
That's not bad.
I mean, let me give you my one, right?
You might as well.
Well, let me give you the scenario.
So my wife always says to me, is that Christian?
So if for any reason we have to take the kids to the doctors who are one and four, whatever that happens to them, gashed head, whatever, the first bloody question they ask you in the NH Hospital, they're like, is vaccination up to date?
And of course, my kids haven't had any.
And I always just go, yep, yep, up to date.
Because, and my wife is, isn't that lying?
I'm like, no, it's not.
Because I have my own schedule of vaccines that they're going to have, and it's zero of their entire life.
And they're completely on that.
They're up to date.
They're full on up to date.
And the reason I lie is because if you don't, they're going to make it so, they might make it complicated for my kids' health.
You know what I mean?
They might, oh, well, that changes this and that.
And also, it's none of your bloody business.
You know what I mean?
So in that situation.
And also, they start getting difficult about.
So how did your child get this head wound?
Yeah, that's exactly right.
They love it.
In this case, it was a cut head.
And it's like, first of all, it's got no relevance whatsoever to the cut head.
You think this cut head that my child got from falling over here in the fridge, is that measles?
Is it?
Is it, you know what I'm saying?
Is it polio that you think has caused this?
Like, shut up.
It's got nothing to do with it.
Right.
So I don't mind from that perspective.
And also, I like, when P, when someone in the system is trying to inject my kids with this poison, right?
I treat it as though a serial killer is at my door and it's like, hey, is there any kids in the house?
And in that situation, I'm going to be like, no.
I'm not going to be like, well, I'm Christian, so I better.
Yeah, there's one down the hall.
Can't lie.
You know what I mean?
That's how I treat it.
I treat it exactly like it is.
You've put my kids in grave danger by trying to inject them with this junk.
You know?
I think we've so I'm surprised about this because I have flirted with the dangerous notion that actually lying is wrong on all occasions.
But actually, I think we've established that sometimes there is such a thing as a noble lie.
I mean, it's not biblical, is it?
It's a lie under any circumstances.
But, you know, confess your sins one or another.
I'm just letting you know this is the last time that, you know, that I did lie because in that situation, I'm just thinking, I'm so nervous when I'm in an HS hospital with my children because it's like, whatever you want to do to my children, you know what I mean?
I'm worried about, is there any like the numbing cream that they wanted to put on one of my kids' arms?
So they wanted to put this numbing cream on, right?
And then they wrap it in like a, in like a parcel around the arm like this, and it's on there for hours.
And I was saying to the guy, hang on a minute, dude, what's in this cream?
Like, are there any dangerous chemicals in this cream?
He's like, it doesn't go into the bloodstream.
It doesn't go into a bloodstream.
And I'm just sitting there like, where else could it possibly bloody well go?
It's, you know what I mean?
And I'm just looking at this doctor.
It doesn't go in the bloodstream.
And I just want to say, like, that's not, it doesn't even logical.
Can you bring me someone out here that's got a basic understanding of medicine?
It doesn't go into the bloodstream.
Where do you think it's going to go, Moron?
It's taped onto my kid.
You know what I mean?
And then I started reading the small print because I asked for the insert, which is in this bloody package or whatever.
And it's, yeah, it's packed full of dangerous chemicals.
Like I knew it bloody well was.
Because you did.
I'm like, can you just rub it on there?
The nutting cream?
Rub it on.
Inject.
Oh, no, it's got to be sealed in for 50 minutes.
I'm like, God knows how many kids are getting cancer off those chemicals.
You know what I'm saying?
I do know what you're saying.
Oh, and this was all because my kid at the time had like a fever.
You know, like a normal fever that kids have that just goes away.
But if you make the mistake of going to hospital with them, they treat it like, oh, you know, there's something majorly wrong with a kid.
And they try and start to interfere with them in all kinds of ways when you're probably better off just staying at home and having some cowpole and just chilling out or even not having the cowpole because you want to break the fever down.
That's another thing that I love getting into temperature.
It's like kids got a temperature.
It's like that's the body raising its own internal temperature to kill off whatever it is that the kid might be dealing with.
You know, sometimes lowering the temperature just elongates the problem.
You know, people often think like, oh, my kid's got a temperature.
Like something out of control is making my kids' temperature raise.
A lot of times the human body is incredible the way God made us.
It's like, no, that's your own body raising its temperature to kill off whatever it is that can only exist at a certain temperature.
You know, I just think that we are so much more wonderfully made than people might realize.
You know, you don't mean medical.
Fearfully and wonderfully made.
Yeah.
They want to get you into the system.
They want to hence the vitamin K jab that they give your child.
What within?
Yeah, okay.
You basically have to karate chop that away from you from them like five or six times.
Were you standing there?
How did you let them know?
No uncertain terms.
Like my kid is, they offer you like a, you can do it orally instead of an injection.
And I got to think about this as well because you know a lot of kids get jaundice.
Yeah.
A lot of children get jaundice.
And it took me one second's research to figure this out.
So I know somebody who their kid got jaundice or whatever, and it was like a liver problem.
And I was like, right, so how old's the kid?
Like a few days old.
They've got a liver problem.
I'm like, let me just research vitamin K and what happens if you have too much vitamin K. Do you never guess where vitamin K is stored, James?
I know the kidney.
The liver.
So all these babies is like, oh, something's overloaded their liver.
I'm like, you little shits.
It wouldn't surprise me if that was the bloody vitamin K that's causing all these newborn babies to turn yellow in the hospital.
Well, it's like the mystery, the mystery, complete mystery of cot deaths.
Like when children just stop dead in the cot because cots kill you sometimes.
Yeah.
Sudden infant death syndrome, they call it.
And they call it syndrome like that means anything.
Like, oh, it's sudden in the dentist syndrome.
So what does that mean?
We've no idea.
It's like, okay, so the kids, I'm like, let me ask you a question.
Could it be the vaccines that you're giving them?
Oh, no one will ever check that.
Oh, that must mean that it can't be it.
If no one would ever.
If me just asking you, is that to do with the injections that you give them?
If that freaks you out as a doctor or a hospital, right?
Then surely that must demonstrate to you that no one is checking if it's that.
If I can't even ask, hey, by the way, are all these kids dying in the cot because of the injections you give them?
You know what I mean?
Like, if you can't even deal with that question, how do you know it's not that?
I'm very impressed.
Obviously, I would be exactly the same were I in your position in life and I knew what I knew now.
But nonetheless, it must be quite difficult not to vaccinate.
You must get so much pressure put on you at every stage.
I mean, how do you get them into.
I'm pretty sure that our nursery or kindergarten thing, they insisted that our children had the jabs or checked or really.
Well, it's my vague memory.
I mean, mine don't insist on that.
I'm pretty sure legally, can they insist on that?
Well, maybe not.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know if they can, but the main pressure comes from letters to the house.
They just go straight in the bin.
Anything from the NHS to the parent or guardian of, yeah, see you later.
You're straight in the old mix recycling.
And apart from that, I thanks be to God primarily, but my kids that aren't vaccinated, you guys find surprising, James, they very rarely actually get ill.
They very rarely actually need to go to the hospital.
They don't have face acne and constantly running noses and all kinds of stuff like I see a lot of other kids do have.
I'm starting to think that most of these illnesses that kids have are from the bloody schedule of poisonous injections that they have.
I think that's not even a kind of an idle suspicion.
I think you're absolutely right.
Look, I don't want to put it so strongly that I say I hate your kids.
Right.
But I do, I have to say, I'm really, really quite envious of them, of any kids whose parents have, there's, And he has really good teeth.
Yeah, yeah.
Good, doesn't get any bugs of any kind.
He's healthy.
He's robust.
And you think, I mean, I love my mother, but why didn't she do a bit more like me?
Why didn't you go down the rabbit hole before I was bored, basically?
I think we're quite lucky with the whole COVID thing because before COVID, even though I was slightly suspicious, but after COVID, I was like, right, okay.
Now that last one that you were pushing on me, I know I didn't bloody well need that one.
And I know that was dangerous.
And you tried to shove that down my throat, pregnant women's throat, kids' throat.
So now I know that there is something really evil going on in that system.
And many people, I think, are on the same journey as me, whereas it started out like, okay, I'm just going to give them to them one at a time.
I'm not going to do the eight and ones.
And then it was like, I'm just going to pick ones that I need.
And then it was like, I'm just going to have one every six years.
And then now it's just like, you know, I'm not having any of this poisonous nonsense.
You know, I've gone from like there.
When was your last?
When was the last vaccination sort of thing?
That you had, yeah.
Well, when our first child was born, we did like a private.
We didn't want the NHS ones.
We had a consultation with a private company who were like, we don't use any of the stuff using the NHS vaccines and blah, blah, blah.
So we were doing them one at a time and we were getting a few, but we've moved on since then to nah, nah, we're not having any of those.
I think all the allergies is vaccines.
You know, that's what that is.
So, and I really just, I'm big on the kind of, it's not a very Christian concept.
If you really believe in God and that he's in charge of everything that happens in the world and nothing happens to you unless God allows it, you wouldn't buy into this, but I have to inject my child with this pharmaceutical product or they might die.
You know, it's not, that's not a very faith-based ideology, is it?
You know what I mean?
It's like, you don't, I think that you don't need any of this stuff.
You know, I think that human beings are far more robust.
And then when you get into the whole, if you actually look at it, they didn't cure smallpox.
They didn't cure measles.
If you look at the timeline of when vaccines were introduced and when these diseases started tailing off, I don't believe that these vaccines have ever cured anything or done anything.
Oh, they haven't.
And it gets even worse when you look into the biographies of Edward Jenner and Louis Pasteur.
Edward Jenner was a con artist and he somehow managed to get Parliament on board.
He got the medical professional.
Well, the medical profession was easy because they wanted the regular money from administering these kill shots.
But Pasteur was evil.
The stuff that he did to animals, it was barbaric.
It was satanic.
It wasn't involved in pasteurization of milk.
This is the other thing.
It's also crime.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I hope you don't mind.
I just discovered something about that, right?
So one of our kids had this real problem with mucusy cough.
Real problem, like up at night all the time, mucusy cough.
We couldn't figure out this was going on through Summer, and it's just like, doesn't seem like he's got a cold.
Eventually, we tried cutting down on milk because we don't use any formula or any of that nonsense, right?
I'm like, I want to feed my kids natural stuff like God made it.
So I'm like, milk, that's a God-made thing.
But unfortunately, milk has been so messed with by the powers that be that essentially we figured out we cut back on the milk and this thing went away immediately.
Like modern milk, it's basically dead.
They've killed it in their pasteurization thing.
It produces mucus in children.
And essentially, this big medical.
And I said to my wife, I said, you know, if we'd gone to the doctor and said the NHS doctor, the Rothschild Medical System, or whatever it is, doctor, and said, he's got this mucusy coffee, it won't go away.
He probably would have prescribed us some god-awful pill that would have had all kinds of side effects that would have just blasted our child for years on end when all we really needed to do was stop drinking the gross, you know, chemically messed with milk, you know.
But your doctor will never tell you, hey, cut out the processed food and just eat some celery and see what happens.
But that most of the time, it's what you need to do.
I think it was the first parliamentary speech made by the first Lord Rothschild was to pasteurization of milk.
Right.
And as if these count Dracula like billionaires, as if that's what keeps them up at night, as if they're there in their giant castles thinking, oh, we must stop children dying from milk bacteria.
Like, you know what I mean?
It absolutely beggars belief that these mega-rich billionaire Mr. Burns characters would give two shits, excuse me for swearing, about milk bacteria.
You know what I mean?
And in order to buy the whole thing, you have to believe that they do.
Have you tried your children on raw milk?
I can't get it anywhere, James.
I've been on a quest to get this stuff.
Yeah.
Find it online and I'm like, this is where I live.
And they'll be like, oh, sorry, we can't get that to you.
We're in Wales.
You know what I mean?
There's one in Leicestershire, which is the one I use.
Get down here to Surrey.
Sounds like a mighty drink.
Oh, you drink raw milk?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
But I spoil it slightly.
So I tend to use it in my coffee.
So when it's heated up, but also I do make a milkshake with it.
So I do get it then in its natural state.
What flavour?
Milkshake?
Oh, banana and chocolate and peanut butter.
So instead of toast, because I'm trying to not use, not eat bread.
Yeah.
I get huge, huge, like two dessert spoonfuls of peanut butter or almond butter and shove it in.
So the banana provides the sweetness and the cocoa powder provides the chocolate.
That's a good breakfast with raw milk.
Yeah.
And you haven't caught like E. coli 12 times.
No, you don't.
No.
And it lasts much longer.
Much longer.
It lasts over a week.
And it's creamy, creamier.
It's good.
I will try and find...
There will be...
Have another look.
I did a whole live stream where me and everyone in the chat was trying to find raw milk near me and we didn't get anywhere, but I would like to try again.
You'll probably find, you know what you should do?
Put out a call for your when you're because you're going to be doing a tour, aren't you?
I am, yes.
Thank you for bringing that up.
No, no.
When is your tour?
Our tour starts on the 5th of September in London.
And then on 6th of September, we're in Northampton.
It's me and Tanya Edwards, the Wide Awake Comedy Tour.
You know, it's fairly good.
So, because I think Tonya wanted me to come to the London.
No.
Surprise me if she did, yeah.
No, but no, but Northampton's better.
Northampton.
Northampton is massive.
We've booked this massive theatre on the 5th of September.
Is it the Derngate?
No, it's the Old Savoy.
Oh, yeah.
So it fits like, I don't know, like 600, 800 people.
Yeah, it does, yeah.
It's massive.
I know, because I'm looking at the seating plan and we've sold 40 tickets so far.
Karen and I like, oh, bloody hell, we need to shift some tickets on this.
You know what I mean?
So, if you live anywhere near Northampton, listeners, get yourself down there on the 5th of September.
I'm going to be playing to 50 people in a room that holds.
Not more to the point, because obviously the point is getting the punters in.
But Alistair and Tanya fans, if you're going to one of their gigs and you have access to raw milk, will you bring some raw milk for Alistair?
Oh, that'd be epic, man.
I am so keen to get on the radio.
When you do these things, you have to stay the night.
Yeah.
I mean, Tanya's been epic.
You know how difficult it is for people like me and Tanya to go on tour.
Like, most of the people that go on tour, they have an agent and a manager and Live Nation or some giant globalist company run the whole thing.
And it's all like a closed-off, walled-off industry that unless you're with Live Nation, essentially, you can't really do a tour unless you're like Tanya, who just calls up all these theaters and, you know, batters down doors and eventually finds us bookings and stuff.
She's been like amazing.
Do you feel you're like a target for cancellation?
I mean, I think so, just because, you know, I mean, on what grounds would you cancel me doing comedy?
I've never even had someone complain about it's not like Andrew Lawrence or something where people can go, okay, but you were in this massive news story about this and you pissed off a load of people.
Like, I don't think me and Tanya ever pissed off anyone.
I mean, I don't think Andrew Lawrence should be cancelled, but you can understand why some venue might be like, oh, we found this tweet where you said, hey, you know, the Liverpool people getting run over, which probably didn't even happen, obviously, was funny.
So therefore, these people have kicked off.
But with me and Tanya, like, you can't even, you know what I mean?
Who's going to kick off me?
Like, the manufacturers of fluoride toothpaste?
I doubt I'm on their radar.
You know what I'm saying?
So I don't think so.
I think I'm allowed to exist now just in this sort of, you're never going to see me on TV.
I'm not going to get my social media back.
Which is one of the problems with going on tour.
Someone like me, it's like they canceled on my social media.
It's like, how do I tell people that want to see me on tour that I'm going on tour without using without my social media numbers?
You know what I'm saying?
It's hard.
You're never, ever, ever going to be invited to be on one of those TV programs where they have lots of comedians on in panel shows and things.
Oh, Grim.
Oh, Grim.
Those things.
I mean, some of the pass, I guess, but it's just like the reason they have comedians on panel shows or game shows.
You notice they have comedians doing anything but stand-up.
You know, anything but come up with some comedy, some observational stuff about lies that people are told during the world.
You know, oh, come and do this.
And panel shows, they get to control everything.
It's like, make a tiny little joke about this.
Do they?
Yeah, it's like you're not going to just go on a panel show.
You can't just be like, hey, you know, the fluoride and the toothpaste.
You can't just start ripping on whatever you want to talk about.
It's all on train tracks, you know?
Because it seemed to me, in my ignorance, quite an easy gig.
You just sit next to somebody else and you say amusing things a lib.
Yeah.
But you don't.
Well, I mean, you've probably tried stuff beforehand.
Yeah.
Because you get comedians come in the club and they're like, sorry, man, I'm on this TV show tomorrow, so I'm just trying out some stuff.
So it's not going to seem relevant at all to what, you know, but and then they'll tell you the question I'm going to be asked is this, and here's my lines about it.
And they just, you know, they don't care about the live audience having a shit experience at this comedy club that I'm working in properly.
You know, they just want to practice their lines to be on the TV.
And then once you're on the TV, then you get to actually get paid loads to do stand-up comedy because the promoter will put on the poster from 8 out of 10 cats and from bloody bloody bloody blah.
So even though no one watches the bloody TV anymore, unless you're on the TV, it's a way of them limiting.
You can't make any money unless you're on TV, essentially, because the useless comedy promoters, they only ever give you the big spots on the bills with the big money if they can put on their star of eight out of 10 cats.
Like, you know what I mean?
Doesn't matter if you're good or if you're not good.
If you've been on 8 out of 10 cats, oh, you can headline the show, top of the bills, you know?
Because people buy tickets and people go, oh, it's been on 8 out of 10 cats, it must be good.
Like the people who book TV are basing it on if you're good or not.
How much are people paying for these TV star comics to see a gig versus going to be like £1,500, £2,000?
I mean, I don't know.
How much are they paying?
£15, $20 quid, something like that, to get into it.
How many seats?
Depends.
Depends on the.
You're doing a tour.
You're making a.
Yeah.
But also, you're burning out quite quickly.
If you're doing a tour, you mean?
Do you not get...
How do you...
How do you sleep, actually?
Well, it's very easy.
I mean, me and Tanya, we've spaced our tour out.
So it's like this day we're here, and then a week later we're somewhere else.
We're not just getting in a bus and coming back six months later or something.
You know what I mean?
We're just traveling individually to the dates.
It's probably not logistically the best way to do it, but hey.
No, no, I think that's probably the best way in terms of work-life balance and stuff like that.
But my point is, the whole thing is controlled by the TV, you know, and essentially it's all controlled by agents, by managers, by big globalist corporations.
Like, nothing about the entertainment industry is got anything to do with talent or meritocracy.
Like, none of it is.
Don't ever see someone singing and think that guy must be really good at singing.
Nonsense.
They probably can't sing at all.
It's probably completely modern.
Which allows me to segue neatly into the next topic I just invented.
I've just been writing a piece about Ozzy Osborne.
Oh, interestor.
I've been seeing a lot of this recently.
I'm interested.
What's your angle?
I shouldn't be interested in Ozzy Osbourne because I don't know anything about Black Sabbath apart from the...
Paranoid.
The only reason I was aware of it was because when I was at boarding school in the sort of been the early late 70s, late 70s.
And a lot of the older boys were still in thrall to some of them had the Led Zeppelin four signs on their lockers, and quite a lot of them were into heavy metal because it was a provincial boarding school.
So I think maybe people's tastes were a bit behind the times.
And there were metalists there.
So one was conscious of bands like Black Sabbath.
And then you had that TV series, The Osbornes, on MTV.
MTV, which was a bit like The Kardashians, but was it before the Kardashians?
Before, maybe, even before, yeah.
It was one of the first ones.
It's like, we're following his family around.
And Ozzy Osborne was like this junior dad, wasn't he, with his round his round glasses.
And he lived in Hollywood, but he still spoke with his Midlands accent.
And he was down to earth.
And I don't know whether I've nailed the correct part of Birmingham.
I probably haven't.
And you sort of got the impression that he was a genial, likable cove.
And anyway, he died the other day.
And he died.
I think there's some significance that he died 17 days after he had this monsters of metal farewell concert at Villa Park.
Yes.
Because heavy metal was a Midlands phenomenon.
A lot of the bands came out of Birmingham or that area.
I'm sure I've mentioned before, my uncle was the dinner monitor, was Robert Plant's dinner monitor.
A rogue or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At Starbridge Grammar.
So it was a Midlands thing, and they had all the big metal bands, and Ozzy Osborne was there singing his only song, or possibly two.
I think he had another one called War Pigs.
And then he keels over and died because he had some disease like Alzheimer's or no, Parkinson's, maybe.
I don't know.
But he'd caned it most of his life and he'd sort of died loads of times and whatever.
And there's all these stories about him.
And I was thinking, well, was he or wasn't he a Satanist?
So I started, I asked this question.
I thought, well, I'll throw the question open to the floor first, open to my Telegram channel.
And somebody pointed me to this another Telegram channel saying, contrary to what you might think, Ozzy Osborne was a Christian.
And so were all the other band members.
So take that, you Aussie Doubters.
And he was always faithful to his wife, even if she wasn't faithful to him.
And he was an all-round good bloke.
And some people fight the darkness from within.
So the line of this person was Ozzy Osborne was a good Christian and he was infiltrating heavy metal to bring his light and goodness to the scene.
And there's been quite a lot of this going on.
Quite a lot of after-death rehabilitation of Aussie as the secret Christian that you didn't know about.
And I was contemplating this stuff for all of 10 seconds.
And I was thinking, hang on a second, what is this, this secret Christian thing that you do, where you're a Christian, but you don't tell anybody, even though you've got this enormous platform, right?
You could use this to want to do what you do, for example.
But strangely, he didn't do it.
He turned down that opportunity.
Buying the head off chickens instead.
Well, he did.
Dubs, actually, to be fair.
Oh, that's so much better.
Dubs and dubs and bats.
But it's more than that.
It's amazing how even awake people do this thing.
Where they know the rules of the game, and the rules of the game are roughly this.
There is the narrative, the official narrative, which we are told about everything.
And the official narrative, there's an official narrative for everything.
And the official narrative is always, but always, a lie.
So official narrative on the Beatles, four preternaturally talented lads from Liverpool decided to form this beat combo, were discovered by this clever manager called Brian Epstein.
And then they were polished by this vocular figure called George Martin.
And various labels turned them down, but they hone their talents at Hamburg.
And everything.
Everything is complete, but it's all made up shit.
And you're thinking, if we know this about the Beatles, the Beatles were a Tavistock Institute creation.
Why do people suddenly go, well, but Ozzy, Aussie, he was a lovely man.
He was a lovely bloke.
He came from the Midlands, kept his middle action faithful to his wife, and he was a Christian.
You're thinking, hang on a second.
Do you know why heavy metal was invented?
Do you know how it was invented?
Heavy metal was invented in the 1970s to do the same thing for young white boys that gangster rap was invented to do.
So gangster rap was invented from on high by the record industry in order to put more black people in prison.
That was the main reason for it.
Everything else was just like an adjunct.
In the same way, heavy metal was invented to turn young white men to suicidal despair, to separate them from women and to turn them to the dark occult.
That's how it happened.
It wasn't like a few lads from the Midlands.
You say it like that, and you just like, Oh, yeah, that is the fruit by their fruits.
You should know them.
That's exactly what heavy metal has done, you know.
And you see them all putting up the horns, the devil horns all the time, which was apparently introduced by not by Ozzy Osborne.
He used to make the he used to do that sign, which apparently is like peace, man.
He had a, he had a, he was replaced as a singer by another guy who's now dead who did it because it was um his his grandmother was an Italian Catholic and and he taught her it she taught him it to ward off the evil eye oh yeah right that'll be it someone always try and got you as well online they'll be like actually you idiot he said that he did that because of his grandma it's like and you believe that dude you think I that's some gotcha moment for
against me they're not going to come out to say what they're doing and what it means they're going to have some bs you know acdc was all they saw the name on the back of a hoover yeah yeah what i mean like lucy in the sky with diamonds was just because i think paul mccartney's stella mccartney or somebody was drawing a picture and they wrote lucy in the sky yeah right i mean but with ozzy osbourne okay i'll take i entertain it for half a second when
it's like dude the band is called black sabbath that is a very specific word sabbath you know where that word comes from comes from the bible you know why it's a black sabbath because they're sticking two fingers up at god with their band name so don't tell me as a christian christian walk around calling himself a part of black sabbath piss off i'm not stupid they got the title from a allegedly from a 1935 boris carloff movie but even even if
some of these stories are true still
wouldn't call you the origin stories most of you store it anywhere black sabbath what does what does that mean it sort of means the devil's the devil's day of rest or you know what i'm saying it's very clearly inverting something that god made the sabbath but it's this was a black one so what does that mean was it means like an evil one or a dark one or it's like okay and then you're out there wearing makeup with long hair biting the head off animals you know you want me to tell me oh you know he was a christian he's like if
i needed you to tell me that on a telegram group after he was dead then he's not really a christian is he you know what i mean it should be blooming obvious there should be an overflow of love coming out of him for jesus i never heard him mention jesus once in his entire life he's too busy biting the head off animals yeah well that's that's it i i think more importantly why do you trump why is the enemy so interested in remaking people as christians that aren't right now you know what i mean
happening a lot so many public figures oh you know they're a christian and they're out there just not living a christian lifestyle at all i think it's to try and con people into you know you can go out and behave like this and that and then just be a christian so that you never become a real christian because you think well i'm a christian just like oh it's like osborne was a christian or you know what i mean you get this watered down version of it instead of being an actual christian well i think a lot of the uh the christian uh the the big
the big budget sort of the the new jim and tammy baker's of this world the the new um uh
televangelists yeah have you seen the one with the demon eyes oh is this the guy with the plane or whatever yeah and those eyes oh man the manifestation he just sounds and looks like an actual demon you can't really describe it i can't do an impression i can't i can't do an impression of someone like that have you seen any of that in your yeah yeah yeah yeah have you like a compilation i've seen oh you mean in real
life in real life um no the the closest no when i'm talking to these when i've spoken to these evil spirits you could easily just be talking to the person there's not like a massive like exorcist style manifestation it's just more what they're saying is like oh dude i'm not talking to the guy whose name it is anymore i'm talking to you know i'm actually
actually talking to the especially when you're saying come out of there and it's like no i'm not coming out of here i'm going to do this it's like i don't i feel like i'm no longer talking to the to the actual person that is being demonized here i feel like you know you're actually talking directly to um the evil spirits themselves, you know.
And that's what Jesus would do.
You know, he would say, you know, come out of there.
And they'd be like, oh, no, don't send us out of here.
Send us into those pigs.
Or what do you want with us, Son of God?
Like, you know, like, this is a real thing that people have stopped believing in.
And your podcast, by the way, with, is it Jerry Marzinski?
Is that it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Me and my wife were watching them all as homework because we were getting involved with this sort of stuff.
And then just by chance, you sent a substack out that was like, hey, my podcast with Jerry are here and here.
And I was like, oh, dude, I really meant to, I needed to get around to those because we're sort of dealing with it.
I was like, that was one of the things I felt I needed to be prepared.
It's like, I want to go back and listen to that guy talk about his experiences in like psychiatric hospitals or whatever, because there's so little that's known about this in Christian circles, even.
There's so few followers of Jesus that are ready and willing to tackle somebody who is demonized, you know, and our current response to society is, oh, if someone's hearing voices or whatever, stick them in some building, pump a full of drugs, and just zombify them for their whole life.
But if you are really being spiritually oppressed, if evil spirits are messing with you, you're not going to be able to medicate that problem.
That's never going to go away with medicine.
You might be able to, you know, completely numb someone out so they can't feel anything or do anything.
But these are people that churches should be helping because there is nowhere else for them to go where they can get any sort of help if they're being oppressed by evil spirits, which so many of us are.
So many of us, I know I am.
I know other people, other Christians are.
It's very common.
What do yours do?
I'm pretty sure that a spirit of anger got into me somehow just through getting angry.
They wait.
And then when you finally snap and you get angry about something, then they can slip in there.
And because me and my wife are both on the same page, we both understand about demonic, what is it called?
Spiritual warfare, basically.
And this is one of the reasons I first came to faith is I had all these problems going on in my life again with health and with stuff.
And I didn't know what was going on.
And then I watched my first ever video.
I watched a video on spiritual warfare and what happens to you when evil spirits are trying to get at you.
And this was before I was a Christian.
And I was blown away by this video because he was describing exactly what's happened to me.
And I realized that the powers of darkness were just kicking my ass.
And I had no defense against it whatsoever because I didn't believe in God.
I didn't believe in Jesus.
But I could see the way the enemy was attacking me.
And that's one of the reasons I came to faith where I was like, well, the enemy is slapping me about.
I better just, you know, invest some time in getting some help.
And who else is going to help me if the devil and the evil spirits are after me apart from God?
And then once you are a believer in Jesus, these evil spirits, they do what you say in Jesus' authority.
I don't have any authority over evil spirits, but in the name of Jesus, I can tell them to do anything and they have to do it.
They can't disobey God, these spirits.
Haven't you got to be quite careful?
I mean, when you're sort of a boss, it's really, really.
This is one of the reasons why I think God was saying to me, hey, Alistair, you're not prepared.
You're not prepared for this.
Like, don't go running out there trying to cast out evil spirits or whatever if you are not ready.
But I was put in a situation where I didn't want to get involved in deliverance, but I was kind of just shoved into it.
And at that point, I was like, okay, this is the will of God because I've gone out of my way.
I thought I was going along to a deliverance session to observe.
And as it turns out, it was like, okay, you're the second deliverer.
I'm the first one.
We'll tag team it.
And I was just like, oh, oh, crap.
I'm just, I'm just, I'm the tag Team and we were there with this person who needed help and was sort of looking to us like, oh, good, I've got two experts here.
So I couldn't possibly be like, hey, actually, I've got no bloody idea what I'm doing, really.
But it was a successful session, this deliverance session.
So, you know, I feel that I feel like that was God saying, look, this is the plan I've got for you.
Because like very few Christians, I have a real heart for taking these things on.
And I get very annoyed that good people are suffering, you know, being oppressed by these awful evil spirits.
You know, I actually want to get in there and do something about it.
And I'm not scared of them because I know that God is all-powerful.
And if God's with me, then who do I need to be worried about?
But yeah, you certainly do.
You certainly do need to be careful.
But if you're a believer in Jesus and you're filled up with the Holy Spirit, what are they going to do to you?
You just have to pray a lot for protection.
That's what you have to do.
But let me tell you this.
Me and my wife, we can tell when the enemy is launching itself at our household because it manifests itself in various different ways.
One of the ones is when I'm fasting, right?
Whenever I'm fasting, my kids will be up in the middle of the night and they won't be going back to sleep.
And it'll make it so much more difficult for me to fast.
Like whenever I fast, the enemy is just how long do you fast for?
Usually just sort of 24 hours.
You're not supposed to talk about your fast, but for the benefit of this chat, usually I feel like God wants me to fast for one day a week, just one day a week, 24 hours.
I feel like that is.
I don't always manage that, but I feel like that's what God is saying to me.
I'd like you to do that.
I have to say, every time I talk to you, Alistair, I feel like a second rate.
Well, allow me to help you then, because what I usually do is I don't eat any food, but I just drink a lot of coffee and tea, which I feel is definitely cheating, you know, because I can fast from food, but coffee and tea, I really struggle.
And that's probably what I need to fast from more.
So don't get me wrong, I'm not hitting that every week, nothing.
But it is a really powerful tool in this spiritual war that we're in.
There's very few things that are as powerful as fasting, especially when you want something done, when you want God to hear your prayers by not eating for an entire day or for 48 hours or for three days.
If you really, you're saying to God, listen, I really care about this.
I really want you to hear me on this.
I am really committed to this, Lord.
I'm not eating.
I'm not drinking.
And when you don't eat and you don't drink, your flesh diminishes and your spirit increases.
It's really, really, really, really powerful.
And it's really good for your health.
Like most of the things God tells you to do, they're good for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's that's okay.
So what you do when you when you want to get something particularly no, I try I try and do it every week.
I try and do it every week.
And annoyingly, what I often miss is what you're supposed to do with fasting is you fast and during that fast, you pray a lot more and you spend more time with God.
And I usually miss that bit.
I'm so busy and distracted that I don't eat and I don't eat all day, but then I find myself at the end of the day like, hey, I didn't even pray for like one minute today.
And that's probably just a complete waste of my time.
You know, I should be dedicating a lot more time during that day to spending time with God.
That's what God wants.
But let's say you really wanted God to hear your prayers about something.
If you were to fast for 48 hours, I think it really does show, you know, that there's a bit of the Bible where it says certain evil spirits will only come out through prayer and fasting.
Like it's a and if you read your Bible, your Old Testament and stuff, a lot of times, there's some guy who, I can't remember, he pisses off God to the nth degree and God's got this horrible punishment for him.
And then he puts himself in sackcloth and fasts for a week or something.
And God's like, you know what?
None of the evils, none of the punishment that you deserve is going to happen to you.
It's going to happen to the next generation.
You remember?
You remember what I'm doing?
But he's probably shafted the next generation, hasn't he?
But that just shows you how much God is like respects the fast, you know?
yeah, you've actually put a good idea in my head.
So, thank you for that.
I won't tell you what it is.
I wanted to tell you another, another of my so I, my family take the piss out of me for reading the Bible or taking the Bible on holiday and doing reading the Psalms all the time, you know, learning the Psalms.
And so, we were, we were on, I was away with my kids, and we were, I've got this new sun cream regimen where I don't use sun cream.
Good man, and I don't wear sunglasses because I think that you need the eyes, the light to tell your skin to do that.
I wear a hat, and I anyway, and this is particularly amusing to my children because I used to be the most obsessive sun cream wearer.
And I used to really go mad if a little bit wasn't covered, and then I got burned.
And so, I'm considered this sort of neurotic joke figure.
Anyway, my son says to me, Yeah, well, so what do the psalms have to say about your sun cream problems?
And I said, Well, funnily enough, so that the sun shall not burn thee by day, neither the moon by night.
And he was absolutely blown away by this.
He couldn't believe that there was a line in the psalms that was opposite to wearing a sun cream.
So, it obviously made an impact because the next day we were on the beach and we were wandering along along the figure.
He said, Dad, what's that line about about the sun sun tanning and psalms?
I said, So that the sun shall not burn thee by day, neither the moon by night.
And at this moment, some people lying on the beach said, I know that line, that's that's psalm 121.
We played that at our wedding.
And I was thinking, What are the chances?
How many of all the people on the beaches in that area in that day, how many of them would have been familiar with the lines from Psalm 121?
That's crazy.
Isn't it cool?
I love those little moments when you decide, like, that can't possibly have been an accident or whatever.
It would, it was, it was, it was a little, I think, um, a godwink.
It was a little treat, and God, so he obviously isn't, he doesn't totally think I'm wasting my time doing all the psalms, which is why would he think you're wasting your time?
No, you wouldn't.
I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was joking.
No, I that they're definitely I haven't done a Psalms podcast for ages, um, uh, which is, which is sad, but it's but it's not, it's not that I've been deliberately avoiding them, it's just that things haven't worked out on that sort of that score.
Keep going, yeah.
I've, I, I've got about, I'd say I've got about a fifth of the Psalter now, maybe more.
Okay, that's decent.
That's pretty good, yeah, but it means I've got, I think, as time wears on, I'm going to run out of all the really good ones, all the bangers.
Although I haven't run out of bangers yet, there was still Psalms people chuck at me and say, What about this one?
I go, whoa, Psalm 73.
Do you know that one?
No, no, no.
Check out Psalm 73.
You know, that's Psalm 70.
You know, you say, this is when I feel like a rubbish Christian, when you're just like, Psalm 73 is a real banger.
And I'm like, I don't even know what that's about.
No, but I mean, look, I am a freak, don't forget.
I've even talked to priests who don't know the Psalms as well as I do.
I read three every day, and I know lots of them.
I know about 35 or something like that.
That's pretty impressive.
And so I probably know more about the Psalms than what, 99.9%.
But anyone can do it.
Anyone could.
Well, but only you are.
But it's like, yeah, one could be a good, one could practice one's piano or one could learn Italian.
I'd like to learn Italian.
Fine.
But I'm saying now God made all of us with a purpose.
I'd say yours is definitely to get the Psalms out there, get people reading up on those Psalms.
I've never met anyone who's into the Sunset.
Well, it's sorted out my next book.
Well, I mean, the one I'm writing still is white-pilled.
But then I'll be thinking, well, how can I push the Christian theme in another book?
And it will be obviously, it'll be a book about the Psalms, why you need to learn.
It'll be a bit like Alan de Botton's How Proust Can Change Your Life, except it'll be how the Psalms can change your life.
It's a good project.
Yeah.
Easy.
Yeah.
It'll be good.
Stuck in, James.
I'm not sure how.
I need to check.
Hang on.
Okay.
Whether I'm doing my bell ringing is on today or not.
Oh, you mean you're at the church?
Yes.
If it is that I need to go, and if not, I can just give me, just go and check what it's on.
All right.
Guessing this bit's going to be edited out.
I don't think James wants me to fill this air with talking.
But just in case he does.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the part of the Delling Pod where James leaves the room and I just carry on a conversation with myself, which isn't the easiest thing to do in the world.
How are you guys?
You alright?
You obviously can't talk back to me.
I'm just listening.
I'm pretty sure that James is just going to edit this out, guys.
I don't think.
I don't think he wanted me to keep talking.
It seems unlikely that he would have done.
And also, the stuff that I'm saying now is you'd want to edit this out, wouldn't you?
To be honest.
So I doubt this will even make the final cut.
Oh, he's back.
Ah.
Ah?
I have to go.
My bell ringing.
Colson is on.
The bell's been rung.
So we're just, what we will say is, Alistair, tell us about your show, your comedy tour.
Okay.
Comedy tour starts 5th of September in Northampton.
That's a very, very big theatre.
So if people want to come, we're going all over the UK.
We're going to Newcastle, going to Norwich, we're going to Bath.
We're going to Southampton.
We're going pretty much everywhere in the UK.
We're coming to Glasgow.
If you want tickets, you can go to my social media and there's a link to it on my Twitter or there's a link on my link tree, Alistair with two W's.
Or you can go to Tanya's social media or my social media, or you can just search Alistair Williams' tour and you'll find the dates.
But the most important one that's coming up is, yeah, Northampton on the 5th of September.
So if you live anywhere near there, get yourself onto the old Savoy.
Get your tickets.
You're not going to see anything like it.
There's no wide awake comedians apart from me and Tanya, and you get two of us in one night.
Pretty incredible.
Yes.
I will probably come and finally breaking the habit of because you know how reluctant I am to leave my fastness.
We hang out with the people that come after every show.
We go to a pub somewhere and we all hang out.
So it's a really good social occasion anyway.
So, you know, Bob comes.
So if you were to come, I'm sure people would appreciate getting to hang out with you as well.
That would be a big selling point.
Okay.
Thank you, Alistair.
And you have to say, James, thank you.
No, it was really fun.
And thank you for standing.
Although, do you know, do you know the irony is that the person who was due to be on today, I've just seen a message from her saying, I've been trying to get in, but all I get is a blank.
It turns out that she thought it was starting at.
Oh, we got our time zones wrong, as we often do with America.
I can imagine basically.
Oh, well.
Probably my fault.
Snuck in there.
Okay.
And everyone, if you by Alistair, everyone else, if you've enjoyed this podcast, of course you have.
I didn't.
Is there still time for you to get tickets to my come and see my show?
I don't know when this is going to go out, but it's on August the 1st.
So time is running out if it hasn't run out already.
And it will be good.
Apart from that, Substack and Buy Me a Coffee and all these other places.
I really appreciate the support of those who make the extra effort to become subscribers.
It's really appreciated and much needed, I have to say.
Thank you very much again, Alistair.
And yeah, bye, everyone.
See ya.
Stop.
Global warming is a massive con.
There was no evidence whatsoever that man-made climate change is a problem, that it's going to kill us, that we need to amend our lifestyle in order to deal with it.
It's a non-existent problem.
But how do you explain this stuff to your normie friends?
Well, I've just brought out the revised edition of my 2012 classic book, Watermelons, which captures the story of how some really nasty people decided to invent the global warming scare in order to fleece you, to take away your freedoms, to take away your land.
It's a shocking story.
I wrote it, as I say, in 2011 actually, the first edition came out.
And it's a snapshot of a particular era.
The era when the people behind the climate change scam got caught red-handed, tinkering with the data, torturing till it screamed in a scandal that I helped christen ClimateGate.
So I give you the background to the skullduggery that went on in these seats of learning where these supposed experts were informing us.
We've got to act now.
I rumbled their scam.
I then asked the question, okay, if it is a scam, who's doing this and why?
It's a good story.
I've kept the original book pretty much as is, but I've written two new chapters, one at the beginning and one at the end, explaining how it's even worse than we thought.
I think it still stands out.
I think it's a good read.
Obviously, I'm biased, but I'd recommend it.
You can buy it from jamesdellingpole.co.uk forward slash shop.
You'll probably find that just go to my website and look for it, jamesdellingpole.co.uk.
And I hope it helps keep you informed and gives you the material you need to bring around all those people who are still persuaded that, oh, it's a disaster.
