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Welcome to the Dellingbot with me, James Dellingpole.
And I just wanted to tell you about something really exciting coming up quite shortly.
It's James Dellingpole's birthday bash.
His big birthday bash, I believe it's been called.
Can you guess why?
Well, unfortunately, I've got a big birthday coming up.
I don't normally like to celebrate these things, but this one is kind of unavoidable.
It's not actually on my birthday.
It's on August the 1st.
My actual birthday was held on the anniversary of the day when the atomic bomb didn't go off over Hiroshima because nukes aren't real and it was a napalm strike.
But that's another story.
So my big birthday bash is on August the 1st.
And the highlights include, well, I suppose the highlight is me chatting on stage, doing a Delling Pod live with Bob Moran.
now apart possibly from from my brother Dick, who's obviously easy to talk to because he's my brother, I think Bob is one of the people I most enjoy chatting to him because he's bright obviously.
He's got hinterland.
I'm really looking forward to our chat.
So thank you Bob for appearing on the stage with me.
Also we've got Dick.
Dick will be there of course and he'll be playing base with unregistered chickens.
I've also got some of my friends from the world of natural health coming up.
And if you arrive early enough, you might be able to try some of their potions or even their treatments.
I'm not sure what they want to do, but there'll be stalls and things to look at and there'll be pizza., really delicious.
The last time, last event I had, we got the same caterers.
Food is extra, obviously, but the pizzas were really good and they also did these really nice, I'm quite fussy about food, these nice, I think it was pulled beef, something like that, it was just food you'd want to eat.
I think the best thing about these events is not even about me, it's about all the other wonderful people that turn up.
You will, you'll be amazed.
These are like the best friends you've never met, because you'll suddenly feel, Hang on a second, I'm not alone.
There are other crazy just like me.
They're really, really fun, these events.
I would do them much more often, but unfortunately I get so knackered because of my tedious illness thing.
I mean, I've barely recovered from the last one.
It's in the middle, it's in central England, I will tell you.
It is surrounded by beautiful countryside, there'll be BBs and stuff you can stay in.
I would do that if I were you.
It's on a Friday night, August 1st, I mentioned, but you might want to make a weekend of it because there's lots of stuff to see around.
Or you could come early and have a walk, I don't know, whatever.
Anyway, I hope I will see you there.
August the first, James's big birthday bash.
It's going to be fun.
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There's only going to be 20 VIP tickets for reasons which will become obvious if you buy one.
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They're being very strict on numbers, the venue.
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And won't it be great?
Like August, I think is a really boring month.
month everyone goes away you'll need something to cheer you up for the fact that you're not in Ibiza or Greece or wherever you would like to be um this will make up for the fact and we'll all be able to commiserate with one another and have a really really good time I'm so looking forward to seeing you there at James's big birthday bash thank you can't wait
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Welcome back to the Delling pod, Alistair Williams.
Yes, finally.
Alistair.
Haters.
Yeah, take that haters.
You're going to be, you're going to be Dick today.
All right.
Well, Dick blowing you out, that's ridiculous.
No, no, Dick hasn't blown me out.
I was going to, that was what I was going to, I was going to accuse you of being a kind of desperate standby, standby.
Okay, you'll see be discharged, to be fair.
Easily available.
Now, you know what?
I really am grateful for you easily available people because, yeah, as you've hinted, I've had two podcast guests in a row blow me out.
And I mean, they're going to come back.
They're Americans.
Possibly have better to do.
Well, I don't know.
They're on the telling part.
Actually, one of them, one of them, she couldn't appear because she had laser surgery and her face turned into a lobster.
Good reason.
Yeah.
Well, I thought the reason was, yeah, from a woman.
That's not only for you.
But, yeah, okay.
I don't think literally a lobster.
I don't think she was like, hand pincers and stuff.
That would be a bit that wouldn't that be horrible?
I mean, yeah, a little bit, yeah.
A little bit, I guess, yeah.
It would put you off.
However, I'd like a refund on that, yeah.
You'd just be thinking, yeah, I'm trying to concentrate, but click, click, click, click.
What is that?
Laser?
Is that the eyes?
Were they lazy?
I don't know what.
It can't be the eyes, can it?
I imagine that she Well, actually, I feel a bit, a bit ungalant talking about this stuff because look at my hair.
Ungalant talking about this stuff because it's a lady and I think you know why I shouldn't talk about ladies and their faces.
So that was her.
And then I had somebody else who I was going to talk to, again, I'll have her on.
I was going to talk to her about all the dark occult stuff that she's really good at.
She explains things like, and this is going to really piss off my Catholic viewers, no offense meant, but she looks, for example, at the ribbon, the, what's it called?
A sort of not a freeze, maybe it is a freeze.
On the papal robes and you see this.
Yeah, yeah.
And she explains that this pattern is Sumerian or...
No way.
Yeah, yeah.
So she's going to be good.
Right down the sleeve.
The ropes, just out there in public with it.
Oh, and it's more.
It gets better.
I don't want to spoil her show, but apparently the colours of the jewels, the jewels on the papal crown chosen by the incoming pope, correspond to the...
their occult affiliation yeah wouldn't they just the fact that you've gotre not on a Jesus thing.
It's like, oh yeah, we're followers of Jesus over here.
We're all about Jesus, all about Jesus.
Just, hey, stick my crown on me with my giant robes and my gemstones and everyone do what I say.
And it's like, you know what I mean?
Just a brief run through of what Jesus was about.
You'd be like, this ain't it, dude.
You know?
At all.
Yeah.
And also, we In the, it's one of my favorite bits of the Old Testament where the people, the Israelites, I suppose, say, we want a king.
Everyone else has got a king.
And God explains to whoever the prophet is at the time.
He says, look, you really don't want a king.
Kings are just going to be rubbish.
Honestly, you don't want a king.
No, we want a king because the Babylonians have got one.
And that, all right, all right.
Give you a king.
Give you a king.
Yeah.
And then it just becomes a really short civil life.
And then this guy was the next king and he worshipped the devil and blah, blah.
And you know, they get like a paragraph.
Yeah.
And the Lord hated him and he ruined everything with eighty years.
You know what I mean?
And they all just, you know what I mean?
It goes so fast.
I like that game.
I've mentioned this before, but I like the game where you're reading the relevant, I think Chronicles does it.
And there's a there's a there's a few more books of the Old Testament where, as you say, it tells you about the new king, but they do both, both, Juda and Israel.
So you get, you get quite a, quite a lot of kings crammed together.
And you try and guess whether the next king is going to be a good one or a bad one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean guess bad mostly.
They're mostly.
I wanted to tell you about my, my dream last night because I think you'd be lightly amused.
If you'd be Dick, I'd have told Dick, so I'm going to tell you instead of you.
So in my dream, I was with some old university friends, including my friend Ewan, who I've just been staying at his place in Tuscany, which is very nice.
And hence my tan, which I want to talk about sometimes as well.
And we were going to rob this military installation in Colombia, which had this gold in it.
And I said in this dream...
Why are we going to try and steal some gold from a military installation in Colombia?
And they said, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
We've got it all sorted out.
We've got this, you're going to climb up these sort of ropes and use this pulley device to be able to swing along.
I said, yeah, but what about the lasers and stuff that they've got guarding, like indicating that the trespires and stuff?
And they said, no, no, seriously, we've thought this all through.
I said, but yeah, but if we get caught, we're just going to be spending years in a Colombian prison.
and they were saying no no look think of the upside we're going to get enough gold so we're not going to have to worry about this the rest of our lives and i really did not want to go on this mission and said you know what i did in my dream what i thought well god will god will get me out of this one um this is why i thought you'd be you'd appreciate the dream and and and i and so i asked god and god said to me well it's obvious isn't it um you're a christian and
in In the Ten Commandments it says, "Thou shalt not steal." you're And you're about to steal.
There may be badges you're about to steal from, but you're still stealing.
And so there's your excuse.
And so just before I woke up, I've got this brilliant excuse.
I can't do this mission, guys, because I'm a Christian and that's probably God actually telling you something through this dream, you know, like for sure.
I didn't realize I'm also having this.
I'm having a recurring dream, okay?
And I told my wife about it and she immediately sent me to a YouTube video where someone says, if you're having the exact recurring dream that I'm having, this is what God is telling you.
And it was spot on.
So basically my recurring dream, right, I'm, my university exams are coming up.
you know, because I got my degree for you.
But I'm underprepared, right?
I'm not, and I'm going to fail and I'm going to fail.
And it's really harrowing.
And then I wake up and I think., and for you know, for one second, you're like, oh my God, I'm going to fail.
I'm like, wait a minute, I'm 40 years old.
I don't have to worry about that.
That was years ago.
But my wife showed me this video where she says, if you are having a recurring dream about not being prepared, that is God telling you, you're not prepared for the task that I have for you coming up.
And let me tell you something, James, he was 100% right because I'm sort of getting involved in deliverance ministry at the moment.
I'm sort of going out there and I'm trying to get kick demons out of people.
And I was talking to this demon and I said to him, you come out of there in Jesus, are you going to come out of there?
And the demon said to me, no, I'm not going to make this guy's life hell.
And I was just like, I had nothing.
You know what I mean, like, what I had, I didn't have anything else.
And I was so annoyed because I was just like, oh, this demon's supposed to get out of there.
But, you know what I mean?
But I didn't know what else to do.
And I felt at that moment that God was saying, this is what I was telling you about, jerk.
You know, you haven't done your homework properly.
That's interesting.
I don't know how many, how many times has a dream got to recur before it's a recurring dream?
I mean, uh, I don't know the answer.
Who knows the answer to that?
Well, the only reason I say that is, is it is a, it is a very classic dream which has occurred to me throughout my life in, in, in the have many years since university.
And I did have it a couple of weeks ago where I was my finals were coming up and I had not read anything in forty years or certainly so and I realised in this dream that I hadn't done any revision and I would have to do the complete works of Shakespeare,
have to do reread all of Jane Austen, well, everything read read the Countess of Pembroke's Arcadia and Fairy Queen and Chaucer and I mean we had to do a lot of reading way more than the people at the Red Bricks.
sorry but we did and it was just like i looked at the workload of my friends at bristol and they did like one essay oh every half term we were doing like two or three a week well you really get your money's worth don't you well it drives you hard yeah yeah yeah but you've been having the same recurring dream your whole life you say yes interesting yeah but very interesting but then i'm not sure that god was necessarily calling me before
but so you've you've been I don't want to let that one go.
You've actually been casting out demons.
God keeps sending people in my general direction that need help with this and there's very few., even amongst Christians, there's very few people who are like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to tackle that.
Even many Christians, they don't believe in deliverance ministry or they don't believe in demons or evil spirits.
But God keeps sending people my way who need help with that.
aside from telling them to get out of there in Jesus'name, I really don't know much about it but it seems to me from the Bible that But there's some demons that only go out through prayer and fasting.
There's various legal reasons that demons have that they can stay inside a person.
For example, if someone's harboring unforgiveness, He can't do anything evil.
That's not who God is.
And that's the purpose that the devil and all of his little ratty minions serve.
It's like sometimes God who works all things for good, sometimes it's necessary, for example, Paul, the apostle Paul, to be harassed and kept humble.
So the God allowed this agent of Satan to follow him around and mess with him and keep him humble.
So sometimes it's necessary for something like that to happen and God can't do anything evil, but that's why these demons and even the devil himself who's doing God's work, even though it might not seem like it, they're on this sort of leash where they can only do what God allows them to do.
Job is another great example where God's like, okay, you run off and ruin this guy's life.
And now he's the guy from the book of Job, inspiring.
millions of people through God's word.
It's interesting that I've just finished Job and it's interesting that the character of Satan is slightly, or the purpose of Satan is slightly different.
He's a kind of, he's the adversary.
He's the sort of, he's a challenger in God's court, if you like.
Yeah, that's it.
Which is one of the problems I have when writing, when talking about Satan and trying to, because you get so many different points of, even so many different expert opinions on in the Hebrew is what something like El Satan in it means the adversary doesn't it doesn't mean yeah and and it then he sort of there are questions about does the devil actually exist?
is he satan is he lucifer is he is he satan um and so it goes on i don't think anyone really really knows he's probably got many different faces and names by which he's known there's probably a whole variety of deception that even is around his existence or whether he's this or whether he's that you know what i mean it's probably very different yeah yeah yeah pretty much yeah similar similar sort of deal but the interesting thing about deliverance ministries when
you end up talking to these you know these evil spirits and what's interesting is that you can tell when you're talking to is that on occasion one of them might say something like well i'm a rebel and and i'm going to rule the world and it's like okay that's not this person that i'm talking to here you know what i mean like i know who that is that i'm talking to and that's not like a regular human being you know what i'm saying and you can almost you get a real good look at satan's kingdom doing and
you also get a real establishment that God's kingdom is above this the kingdom of Satan because that's what deliveriverance ministry does.
It exposes Satan's kingdom and it demonstrates God's kingdom is so far above it when you tell these guys, you know, get out of there in Jesus' name and then the person like throws up or something.
You know, it's really undeniable that, wow, God is real, Satan is real, and God is so far above Satan's kingdom.
It's interesting that it's a bit like Skeletal in Heman, especially do you ever watch Heman?
When I was ten.
Yes.
So do you remember, I think I could be wrong, but I think in the early Heman.
he man skeletor was quite scary but towards i think i was talking about this like it's literature you know what i mean like but i was wrong but in the early he man i believe that battle cat was red and you know what i'm saying battle cat was always a bit a bit crap wasn't he but yeah it was a bit yeah sorry but what was the question i i digress i see i could be making this up but i think they made they made skeletor a bit less scary and he just became simply crap.
Oh, right.
Okay.
And I think what you're saying is that, no, I don't want to put words into your mouth and maybe you wouldn't have reached for the skeletor analogy.
Maybe.
But there is that element, isn't there, that The gulf between these demons and God, Jesus, is so great.
We know at the name of Jesus every initial battle.
And these demons are all completely enthralled to him.
He loses us.
And it's like the difference between the power of God and the power of Satan is like, you know, the difference between a truth and a lie.
I always tell people, you know, when you catch somebody lying, you literally catch them lying.
And how much they just shrivel up.
And it's like, you know, all the air goes out of them when you're caught, when you're proven to be lying about something.
something you know it's just the truth is just so much more powerful than a lie a lie is actually nothing compared to the truth you know the same way darkness in the presence of light you know darkness is not an affirmative force it simply reoccupies the place vacated by the light so when there's light in the building like where's where's darkness that's darkness and light they're not even you see what i mean there's no light then darkness can cleave its little useless way in there and that's the difference between between the power of good,
the power of evil, the power of Satan and the power of God.
You know, it's not a competition.
It's not a tug of war.
It's nothing like that.
The devil is a loser.
He was cast out of heaven like lightning, Jesus said.
Like to the earth like lightning he was cast.
That's how quickly fast he was thrown out of heaven.
And people think that there's some kind of even struggle between God and the devil.
You know what I mean?
It's quite funny that the devil is cast out of heaven like lightning and then picks himself up and is like, yeah.
Yeah, and don't you try that again.
You know what I mean?
He fools people that, you know, it's kind of like it was almost a draw or something, you know?
I lie so rarely these days that I actually know when it was that I last told a lie.
Do you know when it was?
So I've been having these eye problems and it's it's been a bit it's been freaking me out slightly.
So I went out I was just going to go for going to Devon away to Devon and the night before I was due to go away I went outside to walk the dog and I saw these these flashes like shooting stars out of the corner of my eye.
And whenever I sort of glanced in a particular direction flash flash it was it was like really disturbing.
And I thought well it'll go away and it didn't go away so then I made the mistake of maybe not the mistake of googling it like shooting stars out of the corner of my eye.
So instantly, instantly, it triggers these alerts.
It said, you must get it seen too within 24 hours.
This is a potential torn retina and you could get retinal detachment detachment and you become blind.
And I was in by the time I wrote this, I was in in in Devon.
Sort of then weeks later.
The nearest hospital was Plymouth.
And as I discovered, you really do not want to go to Plymouth casualty.
So I got to I got to Plymouth casualty and it was like 200 people.
There were people dying in beds in the cottages.
This was just like an ordinary time of day.
I don't know.
Well, I mean, it was evening.
Actually, it was.
It was about 8 o'clock, but it wasn't a kind of, you know, it wasn't pub fight night.
Maybe it was every night in Plymouth.
It's about 10 o'clock, though it's 10.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's about 5.
Take it.
Okay.
But when I saw the scene around me, I thought, I think actually, you know, nurse, I would rather take the risk of going blind than having to spend a second longer in this day of the dead hell so i put this to the nurse and she said well you're in the system now and she said look you're next on the on the list for triage so so why didn't you just go through the process so i waited and a very nice nurse said well i can't see anything immediately wrong go
and book yourself an optician tomorrow and see whether you survive till then and so i did and i discharged myself so i then had another check and and again they couldn't find anything but then i went for another check at my local when i got back and they said i think to be sure because it's odd that that these symptoms are not going away but are actually worsening,
you should go to the eye casualty unit at Northampton with this I will refer you.
And I thought, great, I've got a referral.
I'm going to be seen second and butcher in time.
So I get that.
Right.
And it's not really a referral at all.
It's just like you've just been they've deigned to allow you into the i casualty unit where you sit for an afternoon.
No.
So I killed the time.
You're pleased with this.
I killed the time by learning another section of Psalm 119, which has got 32 sections in it like so it's like learning 32 psalms and each of those sections is really quite similar it's really hard to learn anyway so they put the when they do your eye test they put these drops in your eyes which which sting and dilate the pupils for about three or four hours afterwards so that you can't really drive because everything is
blurred and so the nurse asked me um are you did you drive here um and i said no no no i'm being i'm being picked up because i've been i has my lyle relic ready because i knew the last thing my wife would want is to be collecting her hypochondriac husband from hospital.
So I knew I'd have to drive home.
So that was my lie.
Was it a bad lie?
Well, it depends.
You crash into like I didn't, I didn't.
I could have driven home, if you did, yeah.
But if not, then I suppose fine.
Yeah, as a thing.
Well, it's not bad.
I mean, I got let me give you my one, right?
Which I tell you.
You're right as well.
Well, let me give you the scenario.
So my wife always says to me, Well, is that Christian?
So if for any reason we have to take the kids to the doctors who are one and four.
Whatever happens to them, gashed head, whatever, the first bloody question they ask you in the Onus Hospital, they're like, Is vaccination up to date?
And of course my kids haven't had any.
And I always just go, Yep, yep, up to date.
Because and my wife isn't that lying?
I'm like, No, it's not, because I have my own schedule of vaccines that they're going to have, and it's zero of their entire life.
And they're completely on that.
They're up to date.
They're full on up to date.
And the reason I lie is because if you don't, they're going to make it so they might make it complicated for my kids' health.
You know what I mean?
They might, Oh, well, that changes this and that and also it's none of your bloody business you know what i mean so in that situation and also they start they start getting difficult about so how did your child get this head wound yeah that's exactly right they love it in this case it was a cut head and it's like first of all it's got no relevance whatsoever to the cut head.
You think this cut head that my child got from falling over here in the fridge, is that measles?
Is it?
You know what I'm saying?
Is it polio that you think calls this?
Like, shut up.
It's got nothing to do with it, right?
So I don't mind from that perspective.
And also, when someone in the system is trying to inject my kids with this poison right I treat it as though a serial killer is at my door and it's like hey there's only kids in the house and in that situation I'm going to be like no I'm not going to be like well I'm Christian so I'm better yeah one down the hall can't lie you know what I mean that's how I treat it I treat it exactly like it is you're putting my kids in grave danger by trying to inject them with this junk you know I think we've we've I'm surprised about this because
I I have flirted with the dangerous notion that actually lying is wrong on all occasions.
But actually, I think we've established that sometimes there is such a thing as a noble lie.
No, I mean, it's not biblical, is it, to lie under any circumstances, but, you know, confess your sins one to another.
I'm just letting you know, this is the last time that, you know, that I did lie, because in that situation, I'm just thinking, I'm so nervous when I'm in an HS hospital with my children, because it's like, whatever you want to do to my children, you know what I mean?
I'm worried about, is there any like the numbing cream that they wanted to put on one of my kids' arms.
So they wanted to put this numbing cream on, right?
And then they wrap it in like a, in like a parcel around the arm like this, and it's on there for hours.
And I was saying to the guy, wait a minute, dude, what's in this cream like are there any dangerous chemicals in this cream he's like it doesn't go into the bloodstream.
It doesn't go into the bloodstream.
And I'm just sitting there like, where else could it possibly bloody well go?
It's, it's, you know what I mean?
And I'm just looking at this doctor.
It doesn't go into the bloodstream.
And I just want to say like, dude, that's not, it doesn't even logical.
We talked, can you bring me someone out here that's got a basic understanding of medicine?
It doesn't go into the bloodstream.
Where do you think it's going to go, moron?
It's taped onto my kid.
You know what I mean?
And then I started reading the small print because I asked for the insert, which is in this bloody packaging or whatever.
And it's, yeah, it's packed full of dangerous chemicals.
Like I knew it bloody well was.
Of course you do.
I'm like, can you just rub it on there?
The numbing cream?
Rub it on.
Inject.
Oh, no.
It's got to be sealed in for 50 minutes.
I'm like, God knows how many kids are getting cancer from those chemicals.
You know what I'm saying?
I do know what you're saying.
And this was all because my kid at the time had like a fever, you know, like a normal fever that kids have that just goes away.
But if you make the mistake of going to hospital with them, they treat it like, oh, you know, there's something majorly wrong with the kid and they try to start interfering with him in all kinds of ways when you probably better off just staying at home and having some cow pole and just chilling out or even not having the cow pole because you don't want to break the fever down.
That's another thing that I love getting into, temperature.
It's like, kids have a temperature.
It's like, that's the body raising its own internal temperature to kill off whatever it is that the kid might be dealing with, you know, sometimes lowering the temperature just elongates the problem, you know, people often think like, oh, my kid's got a temperature, like something out of control is making my kid's temperature raise.
A lot of times the human body is incredible the way God made us.
It's like, no, that's your own body raising its temperature to kill off whatever it is that can only exist a certain temperature, you know, I just think that we are so much more wonderfully made than people might realize.
You know, you know, medically fearfully and wonderfully made.
Indeed, sir.
Yeah.
Right.
They want to get you into the system.
They want to hence the vitamin K jab that they give your child.
What, within not mine.
Yeah, okay.
They basically have to karate chop that away from you, from them, like five or six times a year.
Were you standing there?
How did you?
I was I let them know, no uncertain terms, like my kid is they offer you like, you can do it orally instead of an injection.
And I got a thing about this as well, because you know a lot of kids get jaundice.
Yeah.
A lot of kids get jaundice.
And it took me one seconds of research to figure this out.
So I know somebody, the kid got jaundice or whatever, and it was like a liver problem.
And I was like, right, so how old's the kidid?
Like a few days old, they've got a liver problem.
I'm like, let me just research vitamin K and what happens if you have too much vitamin K. Do you'll never guess where vitamin K is stored, James?
I know.
I know.
The kidney.
The liver.
So all these babies is like, oh, something's overloaded their liver.
I'm like, you little shits.
It wouldn't surprise me if that was the bloody vitamin K that's causing all these newborn babies to turn yellow in the hospital.
Well, it's like the mystery, the mystery, complete mystery of cot deaths.
Like when children just stop dead in the cot because cots kill you sometimes.
Yeah.
sudden infant death syndrome they call it and they call it syndrome like that means anything like oh it's sudden in the death syndrome so what does that mean we have no idea it's like okay so because let me ask you a question could it be the vaccines that you're giving them oh no one will ever check that oh that must mean that it can't be it if no one would ever if me just asking you is that to do with the injections that you give them if that freaks you out as a doctor or a hospital right then surely that must demonstrate to you that no one is checking if it's that if i can't even ask hey by the way are all these kids dying
in the cot because of the injections you give them you know what i mean like if you can't even deal with that question how do you know it's not that i'm very impressed obviously i would be exactly the same were I in your position in life and I knew what I knew now.
But nonetheless, it must be quite difficult not to vaccinate.
You must get so much pressure put on you at every stage.
I mean, how do you get them into I'm pretty sure that our nursery or kindergarten thing, they insisted that our children had the jabs or checked or anything.
Well, I I it's my vague memory.
I mean, mine don't insist on that.
I'm pretty sure legally, can they insist on that?
Well, maybe not.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know if they can.
The main pressure comes from letters to the house.
They just go straight in the bin.
Anything from the NHS to the parent or guardian of, yeah, see you later.
You're straight in the old mixed recycling.
And apart from that, I, thanks be to God primarily, but my kids that aren't vaccinated, let me get, you guys find surprising, James, they very rarely actually get ill.
They very rarely actually need to go to the hospital.
They don't have face acne and constantly running noses and all kinds of stuff like I see a lot of other kids do have.
I'm starting to think that...
most of these illnesses that kids have are from the the bloody um schedule of oh poisoned injections that they have i think i think that's not even a kind of an idle suspicion i think you're absolutely right i look i don't want to put it so strongly that I say I hate your kids.
Right.
But I do.
I have to say I'm really, really quite envious of them.
Of any kids whose parents have.
There's somebody, I in fact, the master of my local hunt.
Yeah.
His mother never injected him with any of the shit.
And he has really good teeth.
Yeah, yeah.
Good.
Don't get any bugs of any kind.
He's healthy, he's robust.
And you think, I mean, I love my mother, but why didn't she do you get out of the rabbit hole before I was bored, basically?
I mean, I think we're quite lucky with the whole COVID thing because before COVID, even though I was slightly suspicious, but after COVID, I was like, right, okay, now that last one that you were pushing on me, I know I didn't bloody well need that one.
And I know that was dangerous.
And you tried to shove that down my throat, pregnant women's throat, kids' throat.
So now I know.
that there is something really evil going on in that system.
And many people, I think, are on the same journey as me, whereas it started out like, okay, I'm just going to give them to them one at a time.
I'm not going to do the eight and ones.
And then it was like, I'm just going to pick one And then it was like, I'm just going to have one every six years.
And then it was, now it's just like, you know, I'm not having any of this poisonous nonsense.
You know, I've gone from like, there.
When was your last?
When was the last vaccination sort of thing?
That you had, yeah.
Well, when our first child was born, we did like a private, we didn't want the NHS ones.
So we had a consultation with a private company who were like, we don't use any of the stuff using the NHS vaccines and bloody, bloody, bloody.
So we were doing them one at a time and we were getting a few.
But we've moved on since then to, nah, nah, we're not having any of those.
I think all the allergies is vaccines.
You know, I think that's what that is.
So, and I really just, I'm big on the kind of, it's not a very Christian concept.
If you really believe in God and that he's in charge of everything that happens in the world and nothing happens to you unless God allows it, you wouldn't buy into this.
But I have to inject my child with this pharmaceutical product or they might die.
You know, it's not, that's not a very faith-based ideology.
is it you know what i mean it's like you don't i think that you don't need any of this stuff you know i think that human beings are far more robust and then when you get into the hole, if you actually look at it, they didn't cure smallpox, they didn't cure measles.
If you look at the timeline of when vaccines were introduced and when these diseases started tailing off, I don't believe that these vaccines have ever cured anything or done anything.
Oh, they haven't.
And it gets even worse when you look into the biographies of Edward Jenner and Louis Pasteur.
Edward Jenner was a con artist and he somehow managed to get Parliament on board, get he got the medical professional well the medical profession was easy because they wanted the regular money from administering this these these these kill shots um but pasteur was evil the the stuff that he did to animals it it was barbaric it was it was satanic involved in pasteurization
of milk well you see this this is the other thing it's also crime exactly I just I hope you don't mind I just discovered something about that right so one of our kids had this real problem with mucusy cough real problem like up at night all the time, muxy cough.
We couldn't figure out.
This was going on through summer.
It's just like, doesn't it seem like he's got a cold?
Eventually, we tried cutting down milk because we don't use any formula or any of that nonsense right i'm like i want to feed my kids natural stuff like god made it so i'm like milk that's a god made thing but unfortunately milk has been so messed with by the powers that be that essentially we figured out we cut back on the milk and this thing went away immediately like modern milk that it's basically is basically dead they've killed it in their pasteurization thing it it produces mucus in children and and
essentially this big medical and i said to my wife i said do you know if we'd gone to the doctor and said the nhs doctor the rothchild Medical System or whatever it is doctor and said he's got this muxy cough and it won't go away.
He probably would have prescribed us some god-awful pill that would have had all kinds of side effects that would have just blasted our child for years on end when all we really needed to do was stop drinking the gross, you know, chemically messed with milk, you know?
But your doctor will never tell you, hey, cut out the processed food and just eat some celery and see what happens.
But that's most of the time.
It's what you need to do.
I think it was the first parliamentary speech made by the first Lord Rothschild.
was to pasteurization of milk.
Right.
And as if these Count Dracula-like billionaires, as if that's what keeps them up at night, as if they're there in their giant castles thinking, oh, we must stop children dying from milk bacteria.
Like, you know what I mean?
It absolutely beggars belief.
that these mega rich billionaires Mr. Burns characters would give two shits excuse me for swearing about milk bacteria you know what i mean and in order to buy the whole thing you have to believe that they do have Have you tried your children on raw milk?
I can't get it anywhere, James.
I've been on a quest to get this stuff.
How what?
Yeah.
Find it online and then I'm like, This is where I live and they'll be like, Oh, sorry, we can't get that to you.
We're in Wales.
You know what I mean?
There's one in Leicestershire, which is the one I use.
Don't come down here to Surrey.
It sounds like a mite.
Oh, you drink raw milk?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
It's but I spoil it slightly.
So, um, I tend to use it in my coffee, so when it's heated up, but also I do make a milkshake with it, so I do get it.
then in its natural state.
Mm.
What flavor milkshake?
Oh, I've I'm banana and um chocolate and peanut butter.
So instead of instead of um uh toast because I'm trying to I'm trying to not use not eat bread.
Yeah.
I get huge, huge like two dessert spoonfuls of peanut butter or almond butter and just shove it in.
So the banana provides the sweetness and the cocoa powder provides the chocolate.
Oh, that's good.
That's a good break with raw milk.
Yeah.
And you haven't caught E. coli twelve times or something?
No, you don't.
No.
And it lasts much longer.
Much longer.
Interesting.
It lasts over a week.
And it's creamy, creamy.
More crude milk.
It's good.
I will try and find, I don't know, there will be places near you.
It needs to be.
I'll have another look.
I did a whole livestream where me and everyone in the chat was trying to find crude milk near me and we didn't get anywhere, but I would like to try again.
You'll probably find, you know what you should do?
Put out a call for your when you're, because you're going to be doing a tour, aren't you?
I am, yes.
Thank you for bringing that up.
No, no.
When is your tour?
Our tour starts on the 5th of September in London.
And then on the 6th of September, we're in Northampton.
It's me and Tanya Edwards, the Wide Awake Comedy Tour.
You know, it's a great show.
So, because I think Tanya wanted me to come to the London.
No.
Surprise me if she did, yeah.
No, but Northampton's better.
Northampton.
Northampton is massive.
We've booked this massive theatre on the 5th of September.
Is it the Dermgate?
No, it's the Old Savoy.
Oh, yeah.
So it fits like, I don't know, You know what I mean?
So if you live anywhere near Northampton, listeners, get yourself down there on the 5th of September.
Because I'm going to be playing to fifty people in a room that holds a lot of people.
Not more to the point, because obviously the point is getting the punters in, but Alistair and Tonya fans, if you're going to one of their gigs and you have access to raw milk, will you bring some raw milk for Alistair?
Oh, that'll be epic, man.
I am so keen to get on the road.
But are you, do you, when you do these things, do you have to stay the night?
Yeah.
I mean, Tanya's been epic.
You know how difficult it is for people like me and Tanya to go on tour.
Like most of the people that go on tour, they have an agent and a manager and Live Nation or some giant globalist company run the whole thing.
And it's all like a closed off, walled off industry.
that unless you're with Live Nation essentially, you can't really do a tour unless you're like Tanya who just calls up all these theatres and, you know, batters down doors and eventually finds us bookings and stuff.
She's been like amazing.
Are you do you feel like a target for cancelled cancellation?
I mean, don't I think so just because, you know, I mean, on what grounds would you cancel me doing comedy?
I've never even had someone complain about No.
It's not like Andrew Lawrence or something where people can go, Okay, but you were in this massive news story about this and you pissed off a load of people.
Like, I don't think me and Tanya ever pissed off anyone.
I mean, I don't think Andrew Lawrence should be cancelled, but you can understand why some venue might be like, Oh, we found this tweet where you said, Hey, you know, the Liverpool people getting run over which probably didn't even happen obviously uh was funny um so therefore these people have kicked off but with me it's an it like you can't even you know what i mean who's gonna kick off me like the manufacturers of fluoride toothpaste i doubt they'll i doubt i'm on their radar you know what i'm saying so i don't think so i think i'm allowed to
exist now just in this sort of you're never going to see me on tv i'm not going to get my social media back Which is one of the problems with going on tour, some like me, it's like they canceled on my social media.
It's like, how do I tell people that want to see me on tour that I'm going on tour without using, without, you know, my social media?
numbers you know what i'm saying it's hard you're never ever ever going to be invited to be on one of those um tv programs where they have lots of comedians on in panel shows and things i'm grim oh grim those things i mean some of the past i guess but it's just like the reason they have comedians on panel shows or game shows or you know is they have comedians doing anything but stand up You know,
anything but come up with some comedy, some observational stuff about lies that people are told you in the world.
You know, oh, come and do this and panel shows they get to control everything it's like make a tiny little joke about this is that is that do they yeah yeah it's like you you're not you're not just going on a panel show you can't just be like hey you know the fluoride and the toothpaste you can't just you start ripping on whatever you want to talk about it's all on train tracks you know i'd i'd because it seemed to me in my ignorance quite an easy gig you just sit next to somebody else and you say amusing things ad
lib yeah but you don't yes well i mean you probably try some stuff beforehand yeah because you get comedians come in the club they're like sorry man i'm onm on this TV show tomorrow so I'm just trying out some stuff.
So it's not going to seem relevant at all to what, you know, but then they'll tell you the question I'm going to be asked is this and here's my lines about it.
And they just, you know, they don't care about the live audience having a shit experience at this comedy club that I'm working in properly.
You know, they just want to practice their lines to be on the TV.
And then once you're on the TV, then you get to actually get paid loads to do stand-up comedy because the promoter will put on the poster from eight out of ten cats and from bloody bloody bloody bloody blood.
So even though no one watches the bloody TV anymore, unless you're on the TV, it's a way of them limiting you can't make any money unless you're on TV essentially because the useless comedy promoters they they only give you the big spots on the bills with the big money if they can put on their star of eight out of ten cats like you know what I mean?
It doesn't matter if you're good or if you're not good.
If you've been on eight out of ten cats, oh, you can headline the show top of the bills, the how many seats depends on
the you're doing a tour you're you're making a yeah but also you're burning out quite quickly if you're doing a tour you mean yeah do you not get how do you how do you how do you how do you sleep how do you sleep actually well it's very easy i mean me and tanya we've spaced our tour out So it's like this day we're here and then a week later we're somewhere else.
We're not just getting in a bus and coming back six months later or something.
You know what I mean?
just traveling individually to the dates it's probably not the logistically the best way to do it but hey no no i think i think that's probably the best way in terms of work-life balance and yeah and stuff like that but my point is the whole thing is controlled by the tv you know and essentially it's all controlled by agents by managers by big globalist corporations like nothing about the entertainment industry is is got anything to do with talent
or meritocracy.
Like, none of it is...
Don't ever see someone singing and think that guy must be really good at singing.
Nonsense.
They probably can't sing at all.
Probably completely out of you.
allows me to segue neatly into the next topic i was i i just invented i've just been i've just been writing a piece about aussie osborne oh interesting go on i've been seeing a lot of this recently i'm interested um so what's your angle i well i i shouldn't be interested in aussie osborne because i i don't know anything about black sabbath apart from the that paranoid oh yeah which which which and
the only reason i was aware of it was because when i was at boarding school in the this would have been the early late 70s late 70s and a lot of the older boys were still in in thrall to some of them had had the led zeppelin four signs on their on their lockers and uh and quite a lot of them were into heavy metal because it was a provincial boarding school so
i think people's maybe people's tastes were a bit a bit behind the times and and there were there were metalists there so when one was conscious of bands like like black sabbath and then you had it you had that TV series the awesome series, the Osbourne's on MTV.
MTV, yeah.
Which was a bit like the Kardashians, but was it before the Kardashians?
Before me, before, yeah.
It was one of the first ones.
was like we're following his family around and Ozzy Osbourne was like this genial dad wasn't he with his round his round glasses and and he lived in he lived in in And he was down to earth.
And I don't know whether I've got the, I've nailed the correct part of Birmingham.
I probably haven't.
But, but, but, um, and you sort of got the impression that he was a genial, likable cove.
And anyway, he died the other day.
And he died, I think this has some significance.
He died seventeen days after he had this Monsters of, Monsters of Metal farewell concert at Villa Park.
Because heavy metal was a Midlands phenomenon.
A lot of the bands came out of Birmingham or that area.
I'm sure I've mentioned before.
before my uncle was the dinner monitor was Robert Plant's dinner monitor?
yeah a roadie or something yeah yeah yeah um uh starbridge grammar he was he was he was the um he was um so um it was a midlands thing and they had all they had all the big big the big metal bands and aussie osborne was there singing his only song or possibly two i think he had another one called war pigs um and then he keels over and died because he's he had some disease like alzheimer's or no parkinson's maybe i don't i don't know but
he he'd he'd changed it most of his life and he'd sort of died loads of times and whatever and there's all these stories about him and i was thinking well was he was he or wasn't he a satanist um so i started i asked this question i thought i'll throw that throw the question open to the floor first open to my telegram channel and somebody pointed me to this another telegram channel saying contrary
to what you might think aussie osborne was a was a christian and so were all the other band members so take take that you aussie doubters and he was always faithful to his wife even if she wasn't faithful to him and he was an all-round good bloke and and some and And some people fight the darkness from within.
So the line of this person was, Ozzy Osborne was a good Christian and he was, he was like infiltrating heavy metal to bring his light and goodness to the scene.
And there's been quite a lot of this going on, quite a lot of after death rehabilitation of Ozzy as the secret Christian that you didn't know about.
And I was contemplating this stuff for all of ten seconds.
And I was thinking, well, hang on a second.
What is this secret Christian thing that you do where you're a Christian but you don't tell anybody, even though you've got this enormous platform, right?
You could use this to do what you do, for example.
But strangely, he didn't do it.
He turned down that opportunity.
bite the head off chickens instead.
Dubs.
Oh, that's so much better.
Dubs and dubs and that.
But it's more than that.
It's amazing how even awake people do this thing.
where they know the rules of the game and the rules of the game are roughly this.
There is the narrative, the official narrative, which we are told about everything and the official narrative, there's an official narrative for everything.
And the official narrative is always, but always a lie.
So, official narrative on the Beatles, four preternaturally talented labs from Liverpool decided to form this beat combo, were discovered by this clever manager called Brian Epstein,
and and and and then they were polished by by this avuncular figure called george martin and various labels turn them down but they hone their talents at hamburg and everything everything is complete but it's all made up shit and and you're thinking if we know this about the beatles the beatles were a tavistock institute um creation why do people suddenly go well ah but aussie Aussie he was a lovely man he was a lovely he was a lovely
bloke he came from the Midlands kept his his Midlands acting faithful to his wife and he was a Christian you're thinking hang on a second do you know why heavy metal was invented do you know how it was invented?
Heavy metal was invented in the 1970s to do the same thing for young white boys that gangster rap was invented to do.
So gangster rap was invented from on high by the record industry in order to put more black people in prison.
That was the main reason for it.
Everything else was just like an adjunct.
In the same way, heavy metal was invented to turn young white men to suicidal despair, to separate them from women and to turn them to the darker cult.
That that's how it happened.
It wasn't like a few lads from the middle of this.
You say it like that and you're just like, oh yeah, that is the fruit.
By their fruits you should know them.
That's exactly what heavy metal has done.
You know, and you see them all putting up the horns, the devil horns all the time.
Which was apparently introduced by, not by Ozzy Osbourne.
He used to do that sign, which apparently is like, peace, man.
He was replaced as a singer by another guy who's now dead.
Who did it because it was...
was um his his grandmother was an Italian Catholic and he taught her it.
She taught him it to ward off the evil eye.
Oh yeah, right.
That'll be it.
That'll be it.
Someone will always try and got you as well online.
They'll be like, actually you idiot.
He said that he did that because of his grandmother.
It's like, and you believe that, dude.
You think, ah, that's a gotcha moment for you against me.
They're not going to come out and say what they're doing and what it means.
They're going to have some BS.
You know, ACDC was, or they saw the name on the back of a Hoover.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And like, Lucy in the sky with Diamonds was just because I think Paul McCartney is Stella McCarthy or somebody was drawing a picture and they wrote Lucy in the sky.
Yeah, right.
I mean, but with Ozzy Osbourne, okay, I'll take it.
I entertain it for half a second where it's like, dude, the band is called Black Sabbath.
That is a very specific word.
Sabbath.
You know where that word comes from?
Comes from the Bible.
You know why it's a Black Sabbath?
Because they're sticking two fingers up at God with their band name.
So don't tell me he's a Christian.
Christian walking around calling himself a part of Black Sabbath?
Piss off.
I'm not stupid.
They got the title from a, allegedly, from a 1935 Boris Karloff movie.
But even if some of these stories are true, the origin stories.
If you store it anywhere.
Black Sabbath.
What does that mean?
It sort of means the devil's day of rest.
You know what I'm saying?
It's very clearly inverting something that God made, the Sabbath.
But this was a black one.
So what does that mean?
It means like an evil one or a dark one.
Or it's like, okay, and then you're out there wearing makeup with long hair, biting the head off animals.
but you want me to tell me oh you know he was a Christian it's like if I needed you to tell me that on a Telegram group after he was dead then it's not really a Christian, is he?
You know what I mean?
It should be blooming obvious.
There should be an overflow of love coming out of him for Jesus.
I never heard him mention Jesus once in his entire life.
He's too busy biting the head off animals.
Yeah.
Well, that's it.
I think more importantly, why do you try, why is the enemy so interested in remaking people as Christians that aren't right now?
You know what I mean?
Happening a lot.
So many public figures, oh, you know, they're a Christian and they're out there just not living a Christian lifestyle at all.
I think it's to try and con people into, you know, you can go out and behave like this and that and then just be a Christian so that you never become a real Christian because you think, well, I'm a Christian, just like, oh, he told me Osborne was a Christian or you know what I mean?
So you get this watered down version of it instead of being an actual Christian.
Well, I think a lot of the Christian, the big budget, sort of the new Jim and Tammy Bakers of this world, the new televangelists.
Yeah.
Have you seen the one with the demon eyes?
Oh, is this the guy with the plane or whatever?
Yeah.
And he's like, those eyes.
Oh man.
The manifestation, he just sounds and looks like an actual demon.
You can't really describe it.
I can't do an impression.
I can't do an impression of someone like that.
Have you seen any of that in your life?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He speaks.
Like a compilation I've seen.
Oh, you mean in real life?
In real life?
No, the closest.
No, when I'm talking to these, when I've spoken to these evil spirits, you could easily just be talking to the person.
There's not like a massive, like...
It's just more what they're saying is like, oh, dude, I'm not talking to the guy whose name it is anymore.
I'm talking to, you know, I'm actually talking to the, especially when you're saying come out of there and it's like, no, I'm not coming out of here.
I'm going to do this.
It's like, I don't, I feel like I'm no longer talking to the to the actual person that is being demonized here.
I feel like, you know, you're actually talking directly to the evil spirits themselves you know and that's what jesus would do you know he would say you know come out of there and they'd be like oh no don't send us out of here send us into those pigs or what do you want with us son of god like you know like This is a real thing that people have stopped believing in.
And your podcast, by the way, with, is it Jerry Marzinski?
Is that it?
Yeah.
me and my wife were watching them all as homework because we were getting involved with this sort of stuff and then just by chance you sent a sub stack out that was like hey my podcast with jerry are here and here and i was like oh dude i i really meant to i needed to get around to those because we're sort of dealing with it i was like that was one of the things i felt i needed to be prepared it's like i want to go back and listen to um that guy talk about his experiences in like psychiatric hospitals or whatever because there's so
little that's known about this in christian circles even there's so few followers of jesus that are ready and willing to tackle somebody who is demonized you know and our current response to society is oh if someone's hearing voices or whatever stick them in some building pumper full of drugs and just zombify them for their whole life um but if you are really being spiritually oppressed if
evil spirits are messing with you you're not going to be able to medicate that problem that's never going to go away with medicine you might be able to like you know completely numb someone out so they can't feel anything or do anything but these are people that churches should be helping because there is nowhere else for them to go where they can get any sort of help if they're if they're being oppressed by evil spirits which so many of us are so many of us i know i am i know other people other
christians are it's very common well what
what what do yours do i'm pretty sure that um a spirit of anger got into me somehow just through getting angry they wait and then when you finally snap and you get angry about something then they can slip in there and because me and my wife are both on the same page we both understand about demonic um what is it called um spiritual warfare basically and this is one of the reasons I first came to faith is I had all these problems going on in my life,
like with health and with stuff, and I could I didn't know what was going on and then I watched my first ever video.
I watched a video on spiritual warfare and what happens to you when evil spirits are trying to get at you and this was before I was a Christian and I was blown away by this video because he was describing exactly what's happened to me and I realized that the powers of darkness were just kicking my ass and I had no defense against it at all because I didn't believe in God.
I didn't believe in Jesus, but I could see the way the enemy was attacking me and that's one of the reasons I came to faith where I was like, well, the enemy is slapping me about.
I better, I better just, you know, invest some time in getting some help.
And who else is going to help me if the devil and the evil spirits are after me apart from God, you know?
And then once you are a believer in Jesus, you know, these, these evil spirits, they just, they do what you say in Jesus' authority.
I don't have any authority over evil spirits, but in the name of Jesus, I can tell them to do anything and they have to do it.
They can't disobey.
God, these spirits.
Haven't you got to be quite careful?
I mean, when you're sort of a boss, really, really, yeah.
It's really, really, but this is one of the reasasons why I think God was saying to me, hey, Alistair, you're not prepared.
Yeah.
You're not prepared for this.
Like, don't go running out there trying to cast out like evil spirits or whatever if you are not ready.
But I was put in a situation where I didn't want to get involved in deliverance, but I was kind of just shoved into it.
And at that point, I was like, okay, this is the will of God because I've gone out of my way.
I thought I was going along to a deliverance session to observe.
And as it turns out, it was like, okay, you're the second deliverer.
I'm the first one.
We'll tag team it.
And I was just like, oh.
Oh, crap.
I'm the tag team and we were there with this person who needed help and was sort of looking to us like, Oh good.
I've got two experts here.
So I couldn't possibly be like, Hey, I've got no bloody idea what I'm doing really.
Um, but it was a successful session, this deliverance session.
So, um, you know, I feel that I feel like that was God saying, look, this is the, this is the plan I've got, I've got for you because like very few questions, I, I have a real heart for taking these things on and I get very annoyed that, that good people are suffering.
Um, you know, being oppressed by these awful evil spirits.
You know, I actually want to get in there and do something about it and I'm not scared of them because I know that God is all powerful.
And if God's with me, then, then who do I need to be worried about?
But yeah, you certainly, you certainly do.
you certainly do need to be careful, but if you're a believer in Jesus and you're filled up with the Holy spirit, to do to you you know you just have to pray a lot for protection it's what you have to do But let me tell you this.
Me and my wife, we can tell when the enemy is launching itself at our household because it manifests itself in various different ways.
One of the ones is when I'm fasting, right?
Whenever I'm fasting, my kids will be up in the middle of the night and they won't be going back to sleep.
And it'll make it so much more difficult for me to fast.
Like whenever I fast, the enemy is just throwing.
Usually just sort of 24 hours.
You're not supposed to talk about your fast, but for the benefit of this chat, usually I feel like God wants me to fast for one day a week.
just one day a week, 24 hours.
I feel like that is...
I'd like you to do that.
I have to say, every time I talk to you, Alistair, I feel like a second rate.
Well, allow me to help you then, because what I usually do is I don't eat any food, but I just drink a lot of coffee and tea, which I feel is definitely cheating, you know, because I can fast from food, but coffee and tea, I really struggle, and that's probably what I need to fast from more.
So don't get me wrong, I'm not hitting that every week, nothing, but it is a really powerful tool in this spiritual war that we're in.
There's very few things that are as powerful as fasting, especially when you want something done, when you want God to hear your prayers by not eating for an entire day or for 48 hours or for three days if you really you're saying to God listen I really care about this I really want you to hear me on this I am really committed to this Lord I'm not eating I'm not drinking and when you don't eat and you don't drink your flesh diminishes and
your spirit increases it's really really really powerful and it's really good for your health like most of the things God tells you to do they're good for you yeah yeah that's that's okay so will you do it when you when you want to get something particularly no I try I try and do it every week I try and do it every week.
And annoyingly, what I often miss is what you're supposed to do with fasting is you fast and during that fast, you pray a lot more and you spend more time with God.
And I usually miss that bit.
I'm so busy and distracted that I don't eat all day, but then I find myself at the end of the day, but like, hey, I didn't even pray for like one minute today.
And that's probably just a complete waste of my time.
You know, I should.
be dedicating a lot more time during that day to spending time with God.
That's what God wants.
But let's say you really wanted God to hear your prayers about something.
If you were to fast for 48 hours, I think it really does show, you know, that there's a bit of the Bible where it says certain evil spirits will only come out through prayer and fasting.
And if you read your Bible, your Old Testament and stuff, a lot of times there's some guy who I can't remember, he pisses off God to the nth degree and God's got this horrible punishment for him.
And then he puts himself in sackcloth and fasts for a week or something.
And God's like, you know what?
None of the punishment that you deserve is going to happen to you.
you it's going to happen to the next generation you remember you remember what i'm talking about but he's shaft of the next generation hasn't he bye he did but that just shows you how much God is like, respects the You remember that scene?
Fast, you know?
Yeah, you've actually put a good idea in my head, so thank you for that.
I won't tell you what it is.
I wanted to tell you another of my So, I, my family, take the piss out of me for reading the Bible, or taking the Bible on holiday, and reading the psalms on the time you know learning the psalms and so we were we were on I was away with my kids and we were I've got this new sun cream regimen where I don't use sun cream.
Good man.
And I don't wear sunglasses because I think that you need the eyes, the light to tell your skin to do that.
I wear a hat and I anyway.
And this is particularly amusing to my children because I used to be the most obsessive sun cream wearer and I used to really, I'd go mad if it if a little bit wasn't covered and and then I got burned and and so.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I'm considered the sort of neurotic joke figure.
Anyway, my son says to me, yeah, well, so what's the psalms?
have to say about your sun cream problems?
And I said, well, funny enough, so that the sun shall not burn thee by day, neither the moon by night.
And he was absolutely blown away by this.
He couldn't believe that there was a line in the psalms that was opposite to wearing a sun cream.
So it obviously made an impact because the next day we were on the beach and we were walking along the beach.
He said, Dad, what's that line about?
About the sun, sun tanning and the psalm.
He said, so that the sun shall not burn thee by day, neither the moon by night.
And at this moment, some people lying on the beach said, I know that line.
That's Psalm 121.
We played that at our wedding.
And I was thinking, what are the chances?
How many, how many of all the people on the beaches in that area in that day, how many of them would have been familiar with the lines from Psalm 121?
That's crazy.
I love those little moments when you decide, like, that can't possibly have been an accident or whatever.
It would.
It was a little treat and God gave it.
So he obviously isn't, he doesn't totally think I'm wasting my time doing all the psalms, which is why would he think you're wasting your time?
No, he wouldn't.
I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was joking.
No, I, they're definitely, I haven't done a psalms podcast for ages, which is, which is sad.
But, but it's not, it's not that I've been deliberately avoiding them.
It's just that things haven't worked out on that score.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Yeah, I've got about, I'd say I've got about a fifth of the Salter now, maybe more.
Okay.
Yeah, but it means I've got, I think as time wears on, I'm going to run out of all the really good ones, all the bangers.
Although I haven't run out of bangers yet, there were still psalms people chuck at me and say, what about this one?
I go, whoa.
Yeah, 73.
Do you know that one?
No, no, no.
Check out Psalms, to be honest.
You know.
That's Psalm 70.
You know, you say, this is when I feel like a rubbish Christian, when you're just like, Psalm 73 is a real banger.
I'm like, I don't even know what that's about.
No, but, but, but, I mean, look, I am a freak, don't forget.
I've even talked to priests who don't know the psalms as well as I do.
I do.
I read three every day and I know lots of them.
I know about 35 or something like that.
That's pretty impressive.
And so I probably know more about the psalms than what?
99.9% of.
But anyone can do it.
Anyone could.
Oh, yeah, but only you are.
Yeah, but it's like, yeah, one could be a good one could practice one's piano or one could learn Italian I'd like to learn Italian.
Fine.
But I would say, you know, God made every, all of us with a purpose.
I'd say yours is definitely to get the psalms out there, get people reading up on those psalms, you know.
I've never met anyone who's so into that.
Well, it sorted out my next book.
Well, the one I'm writing still is White Pilled.
then I'll be thinking, well, how can I push the Christian theme in another book?
And it will be, obviously, it'll be a book about the Psalms, why you need to learn.
It'll be a bit like Alain de Botton's How Proust Can Change Your Life, except it'll be How the Psalms Can Change Your Life.
That sounds like a good project.
Yeah.
You're the person to write that, for sure.
Yeah.
It'll be good.
Get stuck in, James.
I'm not sure how...
I need to check.
Hang on.
Okay.
Whether I'm doing my...
Whether my bell ringing is on today.
today or not um oh you mean you're at the church yes if it is i need to go and if not i can right away hold just give me yes go and check that check what it's on all right guessing this bit's going to be edited out.
I don't think James wants me to fill this air with talking.
But just in case he does.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the part of the Delling Pod where James leaves the room and I just carry on a conversation with myself, which isn't the easiest thing.
to do in the world.
How are you guys?
You're all right?
He obviously can't talk back to me.
He's listening.
I'm pretty sure that James is going to edit this out, guys.
I don't think he wanted me to keep talking.
It seems unlikely that he would have done.
And also, the stuff that I'm saying now, you'd want to edit this out, wouldn't you?
To be honest.
So I doubt this will even make the final cut.
Oh, he's back.
Ah.
I have to go.
My bell ringing lesson is on.
Bell's been rung.
Okay, fine.
So what we will say is, Alison, tell us about your comedy tour.
Okay, comedy tour starts 5th of September in Northampton.
That's a very, very big theatre.
So if people want to come, we're going all over the UK.
We're going to Newcastle, we're going to Norwich, we're going to Bath, we're going to Southampton.
We're going pretty much everywhere in the UK.
We're coming to Glasgow.
If you want tickets, you can go to my social media, and there's a link to it on my Twitter, or there's a link on my link tree, Alistair with two Ws, or you can go to Tanya's social media or my social media, or you can just search Alistair Williams tour, and you'll find the dates.
But the most important one that's coming up is, yeah, Northampton on the 5th of September.
So if you live anywhere near there, get yourself onto the old Savoy.
Get your tickets.
You're not going to see anything like it.
There's no wide-await comedians apart from me and Tanya, and you get two of us in one night.
Pretty incredible.
Yes.
I will probably come and say, We go to a pub somewhere and we all hang out.
So it's a really good like social occasion anyway.
So, you know, Bob comes.
So if you were to come, I'm sure people would appreciate getting out with you as well.
That would be a big selling point.
Okay.
Thank you, Alistair.
And did you?
Yeah.
Are you saying it?
It was a pleasure, James.
Thank you.
No, it was really fun.
And thank you for standing.
Although, you know, you know, the irony is that the person who was due to be on today, I've just seen a message from her saying, I've been trying to get in, but I get a blank.
It turns out that she thought it was starting at, Oh, we got our, we got our time zones wrong, as we often do with America.
I can imagine, you know.
Lately.
Oh well.
Probably might.
I'm glad to have Snuck in there.
Okay, and everyone, if you, bye Alistair, if everyone has asked if you've enjoyed this podcast, of course you have.
I didn't know when.
Is there still time for you to get tickets to my come and see my show?
I don't know when this is going to go out, but it's on August 1st, so like, you know, time is running out if it hasn't run out already and it will be good.
Apart from that, Substack and buy me a coffee and all these other places.
I really appreciate the support of those who make the extra effort to become subscribers.
It's really appreciated and much needed, I have to say.
Thank you very much again, Alistair, and yeah, bye everyone.
Yeah.
I'll stop.
Global warming is a massive con.
There was no evidence whatsoever that man made climate change is a problem that it's going to kill us, that we need to amend our lifestyle in order to deal with it.
It's a non-existent problem.
But how do you explain this stuff to your normie friends?
Well, I've just brought out the revised edition to my 2012 classic book, Watermelons, which captures the story of how some really nasty people decided to invent the global warming scare in order to fleece you, to take away your freedoms, to take away your land.
It's a shocking story.
I wrote it as I say in well 2011 actually the first edition came out and it's a snapshotot of a particular era, the era when the people behind the climate change scan got caught red-handed tinkering with the data, torturing till it screamed in a scandal that I helped christen ClimateGate.
So I give you the background to the skull duggery that went on in these seats of learning where these supposed experts were informing us.
We've got to act now.
I rumbled their scan.
I then asked the question, okay, if it is a scan, who's doing this and and why it's a good story i've kept the the original book pretty much as is but i've written two new chapters one at the beginning and one at the end explaining how it's even worse than we thought i think it's a good i think it still stands up i think it's it's a good read i obviously i'm biased but i'd recommend it you can buy it from jamesdelingpole.co.uk
