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Alistair.
Alistair Williams.
Welcome back.
Hey, I'm back.
I am excited.
I am excited.
And we were having, before the podcast started, we were having a fascinating discussion, which I didn't want to waste, about the cicadas that scream like sirens.
What is a cicada, I guess?
You know when you're on holiday in Greece and you go for a walk in the evening and you hear that chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp?
Well, no, not quite like that.
Chirp, chirp.
You know the noise, the reassuring rhythmic noise?
I think so, I think so.
From the trees.
Okay, so if you go to places like Costa Rica, There are these cicadas that sound like sirens.
It's almost actually worth googling it.
Well, not now, but after the show.
So you can hear It's really weird.
Sirens as in ambient sirens?
Air raid sirens.
Not sailors onto the rocks?
Right, okay.
No, not beautiful singing.
The opposite of... You wouldn't be lured onto the rocks.
You'd actually... There'd actually be a service.
They would steer you clear of the rocks.
You'd be thinking, I don't want to go anywhere near that noise.
That sounds dodgy.
And then you realise...
As you passed, you'd missed the rocks.
You can hear sirens in London outside the window, but every time I listen to someone recording a podcast in London, there's invariably, almost always, police sirens going on outside the window.
The barometer for how good London is now.
It's almost constant.
There's a constant state of emergency.
I thought they'd stop doing that.
I thought that was the only thing they put on for during Covid to give the impression that there was this terrible pandemic going around.
Oh, right.
Well, they had to do something, didn't they?
No, I generally think there's just crime everywhere, you know?
So just do that.
It's all going to shit and we can talk about that in a bit.
But obviously, before we deal with the kind of trivial stuff like the end of the world, I wanted to talk to you about really important things.
Okay.
Well, a recent podcast of yours comes to mind.
The trigger... I mean, it was carnage, as you rightly pointed out.
It was like a massacre.
It was like, you know... The Jimmy Carr one we're talking about here.
We're talking about the trigger pod boys giving the grilling to Jimmy Carr.
The grilling!
The embarrassing thing is, I actually, Francis, one of the Trigger guys, I actually like Francis, he's a decent guy.
Like I bump into him sometimes on the circuit.
He's actually like a decent, sort of, well-meaning chap.
Constantine, on the other hand, I couldn't possibly comment there.
But Francis is actually sort of like a, you know, he's like a comedian, he's like a half decent guy.
Yeah, I mean, he's like a comedian, but he's not a comedian.
You know, it pains me these days to sort of take apart... It's almost like not fair, you know what I mean?
Like, you know that they're on sort of rail tracks and they're not allowed to deviate from... But because they're pretending to be the voice of the opposition, I can't help myself.
You know what I mean?
I can't help myself.
It's like, no, no, this deserves to be dissected for the nonsense that it is.
Whether or not I know one of you guys or not, you know what I mean?
You're doing your job, I'm doing mine.
You know what I'm saying?
I do actually know exactly what you're saying because I'm thinking that... I haven't yet written my Substack essay on this so you're getting my first thoughts on the subject.
In the early days, like four years ago, when I was first, I mean actually four years ago, I was actually invited onto the Trigger Pod.
And it was when they were just, whatever it was, they were just setting up.
And I thought, yeah, these seem like nice chaps.
But in my feckless way, I didn't fix up a date or anything.
And then, A few months later I suddenly thought, oh my god, those Triggerpod boys, they're probably waiting for me to get in touch and, you know, fix a date.
I sent them a message and they said, no, you turned us down!
You didn't want to go on the show.
And I was thinking, I'd kind of like to see a paper trail.
I'd like to see evidence of me, because I never said that.
So clearly something had happened in the interim where their sinister controllers had given them the order, don't have people like Delingpole on the pod.
Yeah, that makes sense.
And they obeyed.
I mean, the Thunderbird puppet knew that you've got to do what you're told by your masters.
And I think The cover story was because you didn't instantly say yes I'd actively I'd actively turn them down and and apparently this was a something I couldn't renege on.
I had that from like talk TV or whatever it was you know like Iron Mike is that the guy's name?
You know that guy, Mike Graham, Iron Mike Graham, or something?
I don't know those people anymore.
I caught one of their producers on Twitter saying, oh, we invited you, Alastair, on, and he said no, and I just happened to see it.
I was like, wait a minute, what?
When did that happen?
They were like, oh, we've DM'd you, you know, quickly, like, let's take this into a DM.
It's like, you liars.
You know, they do that all the time.
Because they have to pretend that they're interested in talking to people like me and you, but they're not.
Absolutely not.
No, and also, in that world, lying is just, like, It's like breathing to them.
They don't even think about... Well, I think if you or I were going to lie, it would have to be really quite in extremis, I would think.
I'm trying to think what... Do you lie these days?
Ever?
Um, well I absolutely try not to, you know, but the occasional one might slip out there, but certainly not on purpose and certainly not when I'm talking to, um, you know, when I'm making a video or something, I always try and keep it just 100% as truthful as I can, you know what I mean?
It's quite important not to go out there to aim to sort of deceive people.
Yes no but I suppose what I'm thinking of is are lies ever acceptable and I'm thinking well the lies that you tell not to hurt people's feelings is that you know it's God thinking that's okay I don't mind that.
Well, you remember the, what is it, we just learned about this in church when you're not supposed to, in the Bible it says you're not supposed to swear or anything by God's name, like yes or no should be enough.
You shouldn't need to add anything else to the evil one.
You know, you should, as a Christian, you should be so honest and so well-meaning that if you tell someone, no I didn't do that, That should be plenty enough.
You shouldn't have to say, I didn't do that and I swear by blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like your, your word should be, you know, instantly enough to convince people.
So, you know, you should just be telling the truth all the time to the point where people are, well, if he said that, it must be true because he doesn't like that guy, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fair enough.
Was that your point?
Were you going to enlarge on it?
I don't think so.
No, no.
You could have already been enlargened.
OK.
Right.
Anyway, back to this Substack essay, which I haven't written yet, but I'm going to write.
So, OK.
Yeah.
In the early days, when I thought we were all on the same team, you know, everyone from the Triggerpod boys to Toby Young to All these doctors who turn out to be actually working for the enemy, you know the ones.
It's like the scene in Is it the Guns of Navarone where there's a traitor?
But instead of one traitor, there's just, like, everyone.
Every other person is a traitor in our hit team.
And it's kind of sad.
Sorry, I'm getting distracted by my own stupid film references.
Just assume I've seen The Guns of Navarro.
Have you not?
No, I don't think so.
That's a generational thing.
Right, okay.
If you were my age, you would definitely have seen The Guns of Navarone.
They used to put it on every single Christmas, and this was in the days when there were no other... there were only three channels.
Right.
So you were going to see The Guns of Navarone several times, along with Where Eagles Dare and stuff.
And The Great Escape.
When movies came out and everyone watched them because they were worth watching, unlike sort of today where, you know, everything's just nonsense and completely... Do you know what?
I think...
Okay, I'm not denying that there are classic movies.
I don't think they were ever worth watching if you're talking about... They were always programming us.
They were always... Of course!
Yeah.
But they were at least enjoyable and good.
You know, like Jurassic Park were coming.
Oh, you've got to watch Jurassic Park.
When I see people going in the cinema now, I think, honestly, what the hell are you watching in there?
What?
And I look at the posters, you know, and it's always sort of some re... It's always a remake.
They just, they've got nothing left, James.
You know?
It's like...
Don't even get me started on pop music.
At least when the Tavistock Institute was brainwashing us through the Beatles, at least they gave us Eleanor Rigby and, you know, the Strawberry Fields Forever and Day in the Life.
Now it's just like basically a woman with horns, her voice has been auto-tuned and she's making demon videos.
Do you know what?
I've reached the point where I actually think that they're making it deliberately bad now.
You know what I mean?
Like, I think that they could still make, like, nice, good music, but they're just like, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Just give them, just give them hell now, you know, literally.
Same thing with comedy, film, you know, even TV adverts are just all sort of zany and jarring and, you know, like, everything is just being spoiled.
I think there's something in that.
I'm thinking that they have figured
That the mass of the population is so well conditioned now, that even when they're really, really obvious, like when Kate Middleton disappears, and they put out a video which even cursory analysis shows to be a deepfake at best, and The Sun, because do you remember the days when we used to think of The Sun as being like, say what you like about our tabloids, but they're
Their journalists are really thorough.
Nothing gets past them.
They just, they investigate stuff.
They speak truth to power.
I mean, yeah, they're nasty sometimes and cruel, but they always get to the nub of it.
And so The Sun that runs on its video footage has been found of Kate Middleton going to a farm shop near Windsor.
Oh yeah.
And it's just like, it's so obviously not I'm sure that...
When What's-His-Face was editing, Kelvin McKenzie was editing The Sun, if somebody had come into editorial conference saying, Kelv, we've got this footage of a member of the Royal Family going to a farm shop, and he looked at it and said, but it's not her, you dickhead!
And you know, you told him to F off and stuff, and he'd probably lost his job or something.
But now that they actually run this stuff and they want us to think that it's, and everyone buys it well but you're hearkening back to a time when i literally used to think that they sat there in these newspaper rooms and tried to find out what was going on in the world you know yeah yeah they did i hope i laugh at that now i used to think that they sat there like where's the truth at guys Come on!
Get all the teams on it!
Let's find out what's really happening!
It's absolutely hilarious to me now that I actually thought that's what they were doing at, like, the BBC and the newspapers.
You know what I mean?
Like, gumshoes on the trail of the truth and finding out the facts.
It's just like, dude, that's absolutely hilarious to me now.
I believed it, and I worked in that industry.
I genuinely thought, I thought... You thought that's what everyone else around you was doing, or were they actually doing that for a period?
Well, I know.
So I used to think, for example, it's great working for The Telegraph because apparently, I'm told, it's got really good sports coverage.
So that's good for people who like sports coverage.
But more than that, it's got really great foreign coverage.
It's got foreign correspondents.
All over the world, reporting about important foreign stories that other newspapers are missing.
They get their stuff from AP and PA, but we get ours from our men, or plucky women, on the ground.
Wow!
So daring!
Everything I've seen... Okay, so you've got the Ukraine, and you've got Gaza, and you know That they are getting their briefings straight from Mossad, MI6 and the CIA.
I mean, or in the Ukraine, they're getting it from an associate of Zelensky's.
There's no... They probably go around in buses and the spokesman tells them what they're going to write that day and that's it.
I mean, that's foreign journalism.
Here's the real thing these days, James, is I... I've started to really, sort of, deep think on... Hang on a minute.
Like, do we really think that these people are all just blithering idiots now?
And we're just figuring out that it's all a load of nonsense without them showing us?
Like, you really think that, you know, the Sun don't know how ridiculous that is?
And... You know what I'm saying?
I can't help but think that we're being, um...
Sort of breadcrumbed along here.
You know what I mean?
I can't help but think that Joe Biden, just being the world's biggest blithering idiot, I can't help but think that they're picking idiots and they're exposing their own rotten New World Order so that they can come along with the solution.
You know what I mean?
Problem, reaction, solution.
Oh!
You're talking about the kind of the bit where the Antichrist comes up?
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah.
They've been so good at fooling the whole world.
Now, all of a sudden, they're Laurel and Hardy, you know, like being posh.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's suspicious to me.
Yeah, it could be.
That could be the case.
In which case, people like me, Who've been doing all these kind of, you know, venturing into territory like Adrenochrome and ritual satanic abuse and all the stuff that goes on.
We're actually part of the enemy's plan, aren't we?
I mean, you hear that said.
Yeah, I guess so.
Depending on how you do it, right?
Like, if you're interspersing telling people the truth about what's going on with the Psalms, for example, well now that's not part of the enemy's plan, if you see what I'm saying.
Well, I would like to think so.
I would like to think so.
Before we come to that point, I want to just rewind to Trigger Knowledge.
Sorry, you got derailed.
I can't get enough of the...
The Triggerpod boys.
But I was thinking, um, oh yeah, should I tell you about the substat that I'm thinking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, this is like one of those Ronnie Corbett.
Do you remember Ronnie Corbett?
Do you remember the two Ronnies?
No, that one I do know, yeah.
You remember he sits in the chair?
Yes.
The short one and he gets on with his monologues and they're all about, yeah, it's a bit like that.
In the early days when I thought we were on the same team and I first heard terms like controlled opposition and gatekeeper and limited hangout and stuff.
And you talk about these things and then somebody else would say, we've got to stop this witch-hunting in our midst.
We're all the same.
We need to present a united front.
And then there were other people who say, I don't think you really understand what controlled opposition actually means.
Technically, it means blah, blah, blah.
So you'd end up just massive...
amounts of bickering over when you're trying to make an important point which is that we are infiltrated and there are people within our midst who are leading us astray etc anyway i've i finally as things have got really bad because i think i think those of us with eyes to see recognize that there's a war coming They've been telegraphing it so obviously.
If you're capable as we are of parsing the mainstream media and reading all the signals, the signals are just so obvious.
It's like they might as well just tell us straight there, we want a war.
We're going to send your son to the meat grinder.
Suck on that.
Do you think they'll go?
Do you think they'll go?
Yeah, they will.
Do you think they will?
Yeah, I'll tell you how it'll work.
Go on.
It worked exactly like it did in the First and Second World Wars, where if you look at the run-up, really quite close to the beginning, you know, the way history has been presented to us, there were all these young men who were desperate to fight and They were, you know, they went off to war and then they discovered it was horrible but by then it was too late.
But the Nazi war machine, for example, had to be stupid dive bombers, World at War theme music, etc.
Hitler so evil!
All this stuff.
So, that's how it's presented to us, but this is false history.
I think actually in both the First and Second World Wars, the years leading up to them, most people were just a bit like the other, like, yeah, I'm quite happy with, you know, the world.
They don't want war and Germans, they're fine, they're nice, you know, German.
You can make some nice sauerkraut, quite like a Dachshund, you know, as a pet.
And then, And then the propaganda machine worked so effectively that by August 1914, people are chucking Becksteins and Steinways out of their windows and killing Dachshunds and not eating sausages people are chucking Becksteins and Steinways out of their windows and killing
Because they're so angry about the Germans who are murdering nurse Edith Cavell, delete as appropriate.
Do you think there's a portion of the population now, people like me and you, for example, who will just be like, piss off, I'm not going anywhere.
You know what I mean?
Like 10-15% maybe?
There'll be, yes, there will.
This is your globalist nonsense, I'm not a bloody idiot, and I'll be telling everyone I know, don't bloody go over there, you're an idiot!
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but what about all the people we said the same thing to about the VACs, and they went ahead and got it?
Be about the same percentage maybe, but that would still be a decent percent of people who are like piss off.
Yeah, but we'll actually be useful to them because one of the things they do, the propaganda exercise, is that they vilify people like us as traitors.
Oh yeah.
So we will help generate the wrath and righteous indignation of the populace and make them more determined than ever because there are these fifth columnists You know, like evil comedian, not very funny Aleister Williams with his, you know, peacemongering.
Okay.
Because you don't recognise that Putin is the most evil man in the world.
Right.
And that Ukraine is just like, it's almost the Holy Land.
It's just the people there are so good.
How long have we got until this happens then, James?
How long have I got?
I think we're talking this year.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, great.
This year?
Yeah.
So this kind of fits in with what I was going to say in this essay, which I keep talking about.
Shut up, Mike.
No, no, no, no.
It's good.
It's good.
Otherwise it would just be monologue and that would be shit, wouldn't it?
You don't want James Dellingpond monologue.
James monologues to Alastair Williams.
It might be more popular than that.
No, no, no, no.
It wouldn't.
So what happened is
The job of Trigonometry, the job of Toby Young's Lockdown Skeptics, Daily Skeptic or whatever, the job of GB News, the job of all these pretend alternative, not really alternative organisations, is to capture as many people as possible who might be of our party
And to make them think that the battle is being fought, you know, that it's all about pronouns.
It's all about, you know, things that are kind of annoying.
Woke, yeah.
Yeah, it's all about woke.
So that when it suddenly kicks off and everyone suddenly finds themselves in the middle of a third world war, they're going to be going, what?
Well, how did this happen?
Well, I guess we have to go along with it now because it was inevitable.
And anyway, Putin's the aggressor and all that.
They won't have been mentally prepared as they might have been had they listened to people like us.
Right, okay.
So a lot of people, I imagine, will have been corralled into these sort of semi-normie pens, holding pens.
Yeah, there's quite a few in there, yeah.
Yeah, I mean probably more than there are of our party, I would say.
Okay.
Makes sense.
I mean, people- doesn't the TriggerPod have an audience, for example?
Yeah, no, yeah.
Quite a- quite a- why- why do it?
So, the people are exactly as you say.
They're caught in the second net.
You know what I mean?
They're off the mainstream media.
It's like, oh, you're not on the mainstream media?
Boy, have we got a show for you.
Yeah.
And it has a roster of all the most famous guests you can ever imagine.
Yeah.
Because these guys are so charismatic that they just- their phone book has just got John Peterson and Joe Rogan.
It's like, yeah, okay.
What?
Really?
Okay.
That big?
Hell yeah!
Joe Rogan's friends with the Trigger Boys.
Yeah, they're peas in a pod.
Yeah, all right.
Piss off.
It's actually hilarious when you think about it.
It's actually hilarious when you think about it.
You know?
Because they always pick, like, for people to represent our side, they always pick, like, just an absolute personality dead zone.
You know what I'm saying?
They really want, like, you know, for it to basically go nowhere sort of thing.
But now it's just circled back to, you know, just sort of promoting, you know, the When they were laughing at, hey, you're going to apologize for the vaccines.
It was like, guys, that's actually what you're supposed to be doing.
Why are you laughing?
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, have you forgotten what this platform is even supposed to be about?
Like, are you mad?
Like, why are you cackling about that?
Oh, it pissed me right off.
You said something really interesting in the podcast, which I hadn't thought about, which is the scene where they show Jimmy Carr recording.
How much did he get paid for the Netflix show?
A lot.
Millions, didn't they?
Yeah.
Okay, so he's recording this show and they do an outtake of the joke where he's having a go at anti-vaxxers.
Yeah.
And the audience seems to love it.
They're like this pesky anti-vaxxers club.
Yeah!
And you're saying that they probably... that was fake?
Yeah, well I zoomed in on the crowd, I paused the video, and I said, spot somebody clapping here.
And there's no, there's no arms going like this, it's just people stood there like that.
And, but the audio is of people who are just like, yeah!
Yeah, and I've been, I've been on the television once, live at Comedy Central or whatever, so I've been to a TV recording.
90% of the comics on this thing died on their arse, okay?
Today!
They're out there talking about feminism and this and the audience just sat there looking like, how the hell is this funny, right?
And then I watched the show back, because I'm in it, Oh, the audience, they're showing clips of them falling over, dying.
This lady died on her arse.
But you watch the TV show, and you're sitting there thinking, well, this ain't funny, but everyone's laughing, I guess, in the audience and stuff.
It's all fake.
It's all fake!
So I know how fake it is.
So when I saw that clip of this non-joke... Raise your hand if you're vaccinated, if you're not vaccinated.
Okay, now punch yourself in the face.
And people are literally like... It's like... Dude, that isn't even a punchline.
It's not even a joke.
Like, raise your hand in the air.
Okay, now hit yourself.
Huh?
Like, as if anyone would be dying laughing at that, let alone standing ovation.
You know, it's not a real joke, it's nothing.
If I wrote that, as I was writing material, if I wrote that, I would be like, there's not even a punchline here, this isn't even worth saying.
But so the idea that...
That it was literally like they were playing as if, like, people had never heard anything so brilliant in their life.
And I'm not exaggerating the joke.
It's like, raise your hand if you're not vaccinated.
Okay, now punch yourself in the face.
It's like... Dude, that's something an eight-year-old would come up with, man.
That's not funny.
So, that's what made me investigate it.
I'm like, that's not even funny.
And so I zoomed in on the crowd.
There's no fucking clapping.
There's not one.
And it's like, oh, you're just manipulating people with this stuff, you know?
Manipulating people, making people think, oh, everyone agrees with what Jimmy just said because they're all laughing and clapping.
No, they're not.
We can zoom in.
No, they're not.
Yeah, because I was, I watched for, well, partly masochistic purposes, but partly TV reviewing purposes, I watched the Netflix special of Jimmy Carr.
And I was really really struck, and this wasn't my prejudice I don't think, by how a sinister he is and b unfunny he is.
He was talking about, so there was no comedy of recognition.
It was like he was talking about how, there was a joke about how he, oh Well, he presents himself as this kind of sexual predator who's into underage children.
I just can't imagine the audience going, yeah, I'd love to have sex with kids.
Yeah.
I mean, it's similar to what I just said.
A lot of this stuff exists to normalise that kind of thing.
So they get someone, go out there, say that we should all punch the unvaccinated.
No one will laugh, but we'll throw in an audio of them laughing.
And most people, like you said, just said with the propaganda machine, most people will think, oh everyone agrees with what Jimmy said because they're laughing, oh ha ha ha ha I agree too!
Same thing with like underage girls, the whole entertainment industry is based on sexual abuse, I'm sad to say that, but it basically is, it's all, all of these child stars, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, you know, they're all Allegedly, probably, sexually interfered with his children.
You don't become that famous until, you know, you've been abused as a child.
And then as soon as they abuse the child, say Justin Bieber for example, you're then vaulted into like megastardom.
Okay, just after you're sexually abused.
So you end up with this sort of, this person who's famous, but they've just been sexually abused and they don't know what's going on.
And they just end up as like a clothes horse.
For whatever the establishment want people to think about.
In Britney Spears' case, it was sexualizing girls.
You remember when she came onto the scene as a sexy schoolgirl?
You don't think that's weird?
You don't think that's weird?
Literally, a sexualized schoolgirl.
That was how she bust onto the scene.
You know?
And all the girls, oh, I love Britney Spears!
It's weird!
It's really weird, the music industry.
You know the whole P. Diddy thing?
That's all coming out now?
About him and Justin Bieber and etc.
It's a whole cesspool, James.
It's a whole cesspool.
It seems that they do tests.
They see how far they can push it and test the public's reaction.
So, for example, I was talking to your brother or cousin, Mike Williams, the other day.
Sage of Quay, he's called.
He's the guy who's an expert on the Beatles.
okay um and and it's worth listening to if you haven't just if you don't know anything about the whole Paul McCartney conspiracy thing yeah and much more So there was a hideous Beatles cover which was completely off-brand for the lovable mop tops and it was a singles collection which was released in America and it showed the Beatles with sort of mutilated dolls and sort of meat.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, I don't know, the image is popping into my head.
And so this was the Americans sort of trying out, seeing how far, and there was a visceral public reaction, there was a backlash, it did not go down well, and they realised that the world was not ready in 1960.
Five or whatever it was for this thing.
And in the same way, so Britney Spears, can we get away yet with Sexy School Girl?
Yes, we can.
Oops, I did it again or maybe one more time.
Yeah.
And now, as we discussed earlier, they're at the stage where we can just do anything.
We can actually perform demonic rituals on Eurovision.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You see the lady bleeding at like, Olivia Rodrigo I think the chick's name is.
She's literally like cutting herself like on stage.
There's blood running out of her, running out of her hand.
It's just, it's, it's crazy now.
It's so bad.
It's nuts.
Taylor Swift, I think, is really, really bad.
Yeah.
He, I think it is probably a man, definitely, performs demonic rituals which have the effect of... the children go to these concerts and they can't remember what's happened.
Yeah.
They have memory lapses.
And people don't think we're coming towards the end.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
Giant mass satanic rituals, you know, it's crazy.
It's crazy how Dark and warped, you know things are becoming out there in the in the in the world if you like for the stuff that you know and and people don't seem to have much discernment about it.
They're just You know those videos I make about the Olympic ceremonies and stuff where people just, yay!
As they wheel out the Tower of Babel and a giant metallic bull and it's just like, how are you guys not thinking like, hang on, this is really dark and weird and horrible?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, do you know what?
They've been doing this stuff Since forever.
So one of the, I've just been in Moldova, and one of the guys, people like me, you know, I mean sort of complete tinfoil hat, nutcases, completely just out there, and we were around a table, you know, doing our presentation.
I did a fairly innocuous one, mine was on the Psalms, you know, Psalms versus the New World Order, so that was quite restrained.
But there was one guy from Romania called, he was called Dr. Calistrat something.
I never heard that name before.
Okay.
The first name, Calistrat.
But it turned out that he was an expert on things like numerology and the misuse of TV, you know, the evil powers of TV and general kind of... Wow.
Well, I suppose coming from Romania, he would know about this stuff, you know.
Okay, I'm on the podcast.
I'm going to, I'm going to.
Where's your party time with me?
No, no, no, he's, it'll be different.
It'll be halting.
It won't be fluent like this podcast because his English is not as good as yours, Alistair.
Okay, fine, yeah.
And also, I have to say, I love him, but he's not a natural jester, I would say.
Right, yeah.
You spend all your time in that world.
You know, it's probably hard to, you know, upbeat it.
But go on, sorry, I'm fast forwarding.
In his presentation, he talked about the St.
Gotthard, was it, opening ceremony?
Tunnel.
Yeah, the tunnel.
Yeah.
That was creepy as all hell.
They were dressed as Baphomet and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hello.
This is normal.
And they had a similar one at CERN, of course.
CERN, which is really designed, whatever.
They talk about the what?
The Higgs boson.
Rubbish, they feed us about.
Oh, it's the quest for the Higgs boson Like and here's here's a funny little man.
Who's oh, I have discovered the Higgs boson And meanwhile the real purpose of this place is to communicate with the demons.
Oh, yeah Do you know they got caught having a human sacrifice in the grounds?
You can google this ... readily available.
And they said, oh, it's just some kids messing around.
Like, you know, there was, like, a live, like, human sacrifice or something.
They got caught, and they were like, oh, there's bloody kids in here again.
Oh, yeah, I think I saw a video of people, sort of, from a window, saying what... Yeah.
Right in the grounds of CERN.
I mean, why wouldn't you?
Yeah.
Be having a mock human sacrifice in the grounds of a place where they're building a Hadron Collider.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But people just... You tell... Try telling someone that.
Try telling them.
Yeah, you know how to humanise... Oh, shut up.
You know what I mean?
It's so ridiculous, you can't tell people.
They've been told... They've been programmed not to... So even if there were, you know, a colour splash on the page of the Daily Mail and on pages 6, 7, 8, 9... Well, actually, if that happened then, they would believe it.
But until that point, it hasn't happened.
It's just not real.
It's quite annoying when people are like, oh, actually, it turns out, Alastair, you know, the AstraZeneca vaccine was dangerous.
It's like, yeah, but you only bloody believe that because they told you in the bloody newspaper.
So what good is this?
You know what I mean?
It's so, so depressing when I mean, I have.
Members of my family who think I'm just a complete, just stupid, I've completely lost the plot.
Oh yeah.
I've been talking to people who just, just like, they've got hold of my mind and they've, they've, they've steered me away from the truth.
You know, I used to be normal and I used to, I used to be interested in history and stuff and now I, I reject history and I don't... You must seem like a lunatic to them.
I mean, obviously not to me, but to them you must seem like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so, whenever my Whenever my predictions come true, it's like, yeah, but we knew this.
And they can't remember.
They can't remember the time when they didn't know it, because now it's been in the newspapers.
Wait, wait, they claim like, oh, we knew that all the time?
Well, they don't articulate it.
You can tell that their assumption is that you did not predict this, because it's common knowledge now.
They won't acknowledge that there was a time when they thought otherwise, is how it works.
Right, yeah.
No one wants to acknowledge that they've been a fool, do they?
Quite happily, the easiest person to fool is yourself, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah.
So, Dr Callistrat, whatever his name is, he might be a vampire.
He's quite, he's got quite, but he's a nice vampire.
A mania, you say?
Yeah.
Evidence is stacking up.
Yeah, okay.
No, I did ask him.
He's actually, he's Romanian Orthodox and I'm not sure that vampires, they can't go in churches.
Is that now?
I don't know.
Can they?
The whole adrenochrome thing kind of ties into the, you know, there's a reason why vampires are so well known across the world and why it's a sort of common mythology.
Yeah.
You know, blood as we know is very holy, very, it's very key to everything.
The blood of Jesus is very important, like, you know, it's blood is very important.
So I'm sure there's probably is something to do with that, like, and, you know, these people who put young blood in them and they get younger and That's definitely real.
I was just arguing about the sort of the narrow point of whether this man was a vampire or not.
I think he probably isn't.
Very few vampires would dedicate themselves to exposing the satanic nature of TV.
That's exactly.
So what this guy was telling me was that the Bolshevik revolution was timed On the exact date where the auspicious demonic forces would make it much more likely that it happened.
And apparently on these auspicious dates, which is why they love things like 9-11, that it is much easier to get traction in the public's Imagination.
You know, the Bolshevik Revolution might not have succeeded had they chosen a different date.
In the same way, I'm convinced, I haven't researched this one, but I'm convinced that D-Day, the 6th of the 6th, You know the sort of bullshit line we've heard about how, oh, it was going to be on the 5th, but we had to delay it because of the weather.
Well, A, I think they were probably controlling the weather by that stage anyway.
And B, I think they wanted it on 6th and 6th because they love 6-6.
They love numbers and stuff like that.
Yeah, it's very... Whenever I see one of these dodgy statues in London, like there's one in Monument or wherever, it's just the most hellish statue ever.
I was walking through London, I sort of zoomed in on parts of it, and it's disgusting.
There's, like, third eyes, and people with ten arms, and it's just, like, so gross.
And all the, sort of, uh, the writing on there is, like, in the fire of London was on the s- the s- 666 houses were burned down!
You know what I mean?
There's all- it wasn't obvious as that, but it's all...
Why are you giving me this crappy number?
You know, that you don't need to.
It was like, you know, there was 554 firemen killed.
It's like, why are you mentioning, you know what I mean?
I know there's some wizardly, you know, occult thing with this number.
I can't, I don't know why, but they love that crap.
They love that crap.
This number and that number and yeah.
They really do.
It's, it's like, and then you, you tell this to people I mean, people not like us.
And they just go, what the hell are you talking about?
This is just like... you've lost the plot.
You've lost the plot.
Well, people don't realise that things like magic is a real thing.
It's not a real thing like you think it is, you know, like, oh, a rabbit comes out of a hat or whatever.
But the occult and stuff like that, it's a real thing that there's...
I don't like to say power in it, but it's a real thing that you can get involved in and it can do stuff.
This is a spiritual war that we're in and both sides are capable of doing things.
The free will that human beings have is a very powerful thing.
It's a very powerful thing.
Well, actually that was the other, he was quite interesting.
I don't want to sort of pre-empt the podcast I'm going to do with him by kind of giving away all the excuses.
Anyway, this might not come out.
But he said, the biggest secret of all, which they've tried to, he said, these people have mastered all this arcane knowledge and they know about, this stuff works, all these different magical tricks, these powers that they can invoke.
He said that, The key thing they've kept from us is that we all have a direct line to God and all we've got to do is ask him and he will, you know, it's that simple.
Yeah.
But most people don't realise this.
No.
Because if people did, it would be all over.
Yep, that's why prayer is so important.
There's a scripture in James that I love.
You do not have, because you do not ask God.
God can move and cancel all these things and do anything, but you have to ask.
You know, and actually just asking enables and lets you use your free will to bring God into any situation.
You know, that's the answer to all of our problems.
You know, but God's so obscured these days.
You know, like you're saying, that's the one thing that they want, you know, to keep quiet from people is the power the name of Jesus has over anything down here.
You know, it's all been sewn up.
The victory's already been won.
It's just, how many of us are gonna get dragged into hell with, you know, what his name is?
That's where he's going, you know?
So it can seem quite bleak down here.
But in actual fact, the victory has been won already.
It's just, you know, it's going to get worse down here so that more people realise that God's real.
I think it is going to get, it is going to get pretty, pretty bleak.
Oh yeah.
Because, you know, I get people saying to me, well, What are we going to do?
Are we just going to sit on our arses and let God deal with it?
And it's not like that.
I mean, I do think that things are so bad that our first meeting... Who's sitting on their arse?
We're both here on this podcast trying to tell people who's sitting on their arse.
It's fine when some people say it, but I'm not sitting on my arse.
You're not sitting on your arse.
You know what I mean?
Like, what else are we supposed to be doing?
I know.
That's true.
We're all sitting on our arse.
I'm not sitting on my bloody arse.
Look at my body of work.
It's always some no-name with an egg for an avatar who's like, we're all sitting on our arse.
You're sitting on your arse.
Bloody well not.
Sorry.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I agree.
I just, you know, I'm just... Call me, call me a lightweight, but I'm really, really, really, really, really not looking forward to
War with my kids being sent to the meat grinder and all the kind of the build-up where you know you're so proud in their uniform and and and then you see the you know and you get the last farewell I can see it already and then they go off to the meat grinder and they they they die pointlessly
And meanwhile back home it's almost worse because you've got this you've got this busybody telling you to black out your curtains and you're on this starvation diet and you've got every jobs worth making out and you can't say you and I can't do what we do now anymore because We are considered that what we're doing now would be considered propaganda for the enemies of the enemy.
So we won't be able to talk about the vaccines that that that that Kirsten will be imposing on us and forcing us to take for our own good for the national health.
And if we dissent even slightly, we've got this.
Imported internal police force, you know of Immigrants here the people currently running your Turkish barber shop on your you know, which is always empty staying in the premier in or whatever Yeah, and their true purpose will be revealed and and and they'll come round and you know having raped your wife they'll then you know bundle you into the back of a van and and take you off to prison where you'll be fed and
If God allows that James, it'll happen.
If God doesn't allow it, it's not going to happen.
You know, these people are not as in control as they like to masquerade that they are.
All of these situations can take place that you've just mentioned.
And if they do, it'll be because God allowed it to happen.
Nothing is going to happen to me as a believer that God does not allow to happen.
And God isn't going to give me anything that I can't handle.
You know, so the shield of faith is what we use to extinguish all the flaming arrows of the enemy.
And that includes all the things you just mentioned.
They're all flaming arrows at the enemy.
They're all what if this happens?
What if that happens?
Ultimately if you're a believer you believe that God's in charge and anything that happens is being permitted by him to happen So, you know, this is how we approach the final days without fear.
Yes.
Well, thank you for that for that solace I think I think that if I am guilty of sins I've been apart from pride probably my main one would be Is this one of the sins?
Despair?
You know, the sort of the... It may be an extra one.
Axity.
It's a kind of... It's not listed in the big seven or whatever it is, but I know what you mean.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know what you're driving at.
I think it's the eighth one.
I think Catholics talk about it.
Although, by the way, I have to say, so in Moldova, we went to a monastery.
And the local bishop, you know, the orthodox bishop, entertained us.
And he laid on this really good spread.
It was just like... I should show you the photographs.
So of this Brandy that the monks have made and the best strawberries!
The best strawberries you've ever had!
And it being a kind of peasant economy still in the country so you get all the food you eat has been grown locally and stuff and it's... I bet it tastes incredible doesn't it?
Just amazing!
And before we had this this feast laid onto as well you know there was lots of sort of Christ is risen he's risen indeed because The Orthodox, they seem to have Easter and then they seem to have extended post-Easter where they carry on celebrating because it's such good news.
So this warmed me greatly to the Orthodox.
Church and also so I was there were there were orthodox people in our party and we went into this typical orthodox church with lots of you know pictures of you know in sort of Byzantine style of um of saints and stuff and they were all very colourful um and there were icons there and they would they were sort of prostrating themselves before the icons and kissing the icons and I said
Why are you doing that?
And it turns out that in the Orthodox Church, apart from everything else, apart from the kind of aid memoir and a kind of decoration and stuff, icons are actual portals to your favourite, you know, to the Virgin, to the depicted Saint, to the Apostles.
So you get... It's kind of cool, isn't it?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, but yikes.
Okay, fine.
So they kiss the portals... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm fascinated by the doctrinal differences between the different denominations.
Right, yeah.
Because they're so wide within Christianity that, I mean, if God isn't generous, he's going to be saying Catholics you completely messed up or or you know Baptists you know or Calvinists what do you what did you think you were doing about pre-destination you have you have no idea I'm sending you straight to hell right well
I mean I guess anyone who calls on the name of the Lord should be saved and anything outside of that is you know sort of not as important you know well as long as it's based on Jesus faith in him I think yeah good whatever mistakes you make along the way Well, I that would be certainly that that's certainly where where I am Yeah, me too.
But I quite like being not kind of committed to any particular team.
Same!
Because it's too interesting.
Yeah, okay.
There was like a Catholic in the group and he was just like every single Catholic I've met.
He was explained to me that we're the Mother Church.
We are actually the only church, you realise.
We are the only church, because we're the only one that goes back to the time of Jesus.
And you're thinking, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
But it's sweet.
It's what all Catholics believe.
And it's touching.
It's like being a Man U fan.
I don't know who plays for Man U.
I thought it was a weird reference for you to come out with.
But you're committed to your striker and your, you know, whoever, your... Who even owns Manchester?
Is it an American?
Ineos now, like some new group, sporting group.
Everything in sport now is owned by big conglomerate groups and everything's about money and spreadsheets and it's just awful, man.
It's awful.
But yeah, but you knew the detail about who owns... So you know more about sport than I do.
Oh, I've got a foot in that, I've got a toe in that still, you know.
Have you?
I enjoy the game, so I like to try and enjoy it.
Do you?
Yeah, I like football, yeah.
I was brought up on going to football and, you know, it's like a... Well, I guess my dad wasn't into it, but I just sort of found it by myself, sort of thing.
So, I still like football, but football itself is being slimed in the same way everything else is.
Do you have a football team?
Crystal Palace.
My local team.
And are they doing well at Cookie Corner?
They're doing alright, actually.
They're doing okay.
They're doing not bad.
You know, I'm not one of these people where it sort of breaks me emotionally, you know what I'm saying?
Like, a lot of people get super caught up in it, but I still like it.
Yeah, you're not doing it right.
Nah, well, maybe not.
What do they bring in now, this VAR thing?
You know about this?
Yeah, I've heard about this.
There's much contention about it, I believe.
Yeah, the exciting part of football is when a goal goes in, everyone's like, yeah, it's a goal!
So the way they changed it now is when a team scores a goal, you don't just get a goal, you sort of put in an application to the head office for a goal, right?
And they Wait one second, they look at it, they pour, and then they come back to the stadium three minutes later and go, OK, it's a goal.
And everyone sort of goes, oh yeah!
Like, you know what I mean?
You spend the whole time at the stadium waiting for them, for the overlords to tell you whether it's a goal or not, and they...
Pause everything and rewind it, and it takes them 15 minutes, and then they go, oh, this shoelace was in the wrong place, so that fun thing you think just happened, it didn't happen.
You know, for someone like me who knows that these things are being spoiled on purpose, it's just like, oh, okay, this is how you're ruining this thing that people enjoy.
You know, I see.
Yeah, I was going to suggest that might be the case, that probably it was decided at a Channel Stop meeting, probably in about 1969, that by 2023, or in the late 2010s, we're going to introduce this new technology designed to fuck with their sport and just make them upset.
I don't doubt it.
It's like, what if people enjoy goals?
How can we ruin that?
You know, when you deconstruct things from the angle of... People are always like, oh, I can't believe how badly they've messed this up.
It's like, if you start to look at the world, like London for example, I can't believe how bad London is.
Start looking at Sidney Khan as in, if he was trying to ruin London, how good of a job would he be doing?
You know what I mean?
And then you go...
Oh, now everything makes sense!
It's the same with anything.
If you start... People always assume that the people in charge who are running things have their best intentions at heart, but we both know that the complete opposite is true.
And as soon as you realise that, the whole world starts to make sense.
I was just going to look up... Robert Conquest, who was a poet and a biographer of Stalin.
Robert Conquest Laws.
Nice.
And...
Oh, stop it.
It's annoying when the link that you... Okay.
Oh stop it!
I don't want to agree or allow!
Oh no!
Go away!
Okay, yes.
So Conquest's third law is, the behaviour of any bureaucratic organisation can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.
Now, I don't know when he came up with this, probably, you know, in the 1960s or 70s or something, and everyone was like, yeah, that's kind of, Edgy and counterintuitive, but simultaneously kind of true.
But, but it's much more than that, isn't it?
It is actually, to those of us where we are, it is a statement of the blindingly obvious that is the deal.
That is how the world works.
Yep, it certainly is.
It certainly is.
And it's just becoming just more and more blindingly obvious.
But you suspect that people just won't want to see the world that way.
So they won't.
You know what I mean?
Like who wants to live in this Who wants to share our worldview?
You know what I mean?
Very few people have the guts to live in a world like that.
They'd rather live in a world where everything's just oopsie-daisy, you know?
Yeah.
Is it even a conscious choice though?
I think it's a subconscious choice.
Yeah, maybe subconsciously they're just like, no, I'm not interested.
You know what I mean?
No, not at all.
But I think lots of people that I know, for example, they know that I'm on the money on these things.
You know, because they're scared to talk to me about them.
You ever find something that's like, okay, well, let me just show you.
They're like, ah, you know what I mean?
They don't want to really...
They're scared that you might be right, so they don't want to.
They're fine with calling you a lunatic, and that makes their world nice and happy.
Their last thing they want is to investigate whether you might be telling the truth, because what if you are?
Then they'll have to come like you.
Which is exactly why Triggerpod and Lockdown Skeptics and Alison Pearson and The Telegraph and GB News and whatever.
TNT, probably.
I don't know.
Yeah, there's some weird stuff going on there.
Yeah, there is.
I mean... I'm getting fired, rehired and what the hell?
Did you see Sonia Paulton's Well it wasn't a takedown, she was just describing what happened.
So she had the breakfast show.
Yeah.
And apparently the edict went down.
Thou shalt not talk about chemtrails.
Thou shalt not talk about child sexual abuse.
You've gone full Dalek on me here, I'm not getting it.
I just heard the word chemtrails.
But that's all you need to hear, just chemtrails.
Chemtrails, chemtrails, chemtrails, chemtrails.
I think I know what you're talking about though, right?
Yeah, she did a thing about it on the radio show or whatever, yeah?
On, yes, so she, it turned out that although they were, they promised her that, you know, we're into free speech, Sonia.
Yeah.
Nothing but free speech, flowing freely every day.
And then she realised that that wasn't the case, that they were, they were censored.
I saw what happened with, like, Germ Warfare, where he was talking about, oh, all of a sudden they lost a show or whatever, and then he sort of got into a back-and-forth with them, and there's people like him where I'm like, okay, I really trust you as a good actor.
So if they've fallen out with him, it's like, okay, well, how do you fall out with him?
You know what I mean?
I'm so glad that, like, a few years ago, Germ said, you know, come on to my new TNT show and they're looking out for new talent and if they enjoy your, you know, your chat they might even attempt to recruit you.
And I was thinking, well, I mean, fine, it'd be great.
You know, it'd be nice.
And have they done so?
I think it's that thing about being wanted isn't it?
When people want you you think well and of course they say nice things to you on the phone and we love you we want to talk about how much we love you and how much we can and I might have fallen for it but with hindsight I'm so glad that they never made the offer and never Oh, you're way better off.
Like, I've been on a few of these shows, like TNT sort of thing, and it doesn't feel like this.
You know when you go on and it says there's a producer, it's like, hey Alistair, you gonna be on in five seconds?
You know what I mean?
And then you sort of get on there and the host is like, hey, so, uh, I don't know.
It's like, oh, this feels, feels mainstream media-y, whereas this is just, we're just chatting.
You know what I mean?
I think I got somebody into trouble because I was going to go on Sonya's show and on the day that I was I did the show it was hello it's me Lembit Opik standing in for Sonya and nobody had told me that because apparently it'd all be very last minute so Sonya had just dropped out and they'd
They picked this normie theme to try and sort of make themselves sound sensible.
So it was, should sitcoms have trigger warnings on them?
You know, like Dad's Army and stuff.
And within 30 seconds, I turned it around to, I said, look, you know, this is, I'm sorry, but this is, this is too normally a subject for me.
I think what you need to understand about sitcoms is that they are part of the programming, which is like you were saying earlier.
They're part of the programming, and the purpose of Dad's Army, for example, was to mislead us about the nature of World War II, about our relationship with World War II, to create a sort of declinism, and Opec was just like, oh yeah, well this is interesting, James.
Help.
Cut.
Switched to someone else.
Yeah.
Yeah, they couldn't they couldn't and so I You know, I was I was very happy happy with that one.
I just thought do I really love is your appearance on TV news?
Oh Your response.
Oh really?
Oh, you think that You're a useful idiot perhaps when he's that was lying.
That was great So good.
Oh, really?
Oh, thanks for that.
I I did wear that there was the expression I don't it's not like it's not like a sort of my catchphrase expression it's not something I assume deliberately because it's what the punters want I just I just find this overwhelming disgust and horror that anyone could be saying something quite so stupid as if it were if they really believed it and if they do believe it what does that say about their intelligence and if they don't believe it what does that say about their integrity?
Either.
Such a perfect response.
It's all just sarcastic.
Oh, really?
Well, great.
Well, please.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I'm thinking you're not coming back on there.
They're not getting you back on there.
They haven't asked me back.
I knew it.
I saw that clip.
I'm like, he's never going back on there.
No chance.
Actually, I think the last thing I did was a clip I went back to Loz's show and even that was disappointing because he, I don't know whether it's deliberate sabotage or accidental sabotage, but he asked me what was in the vaccines.
I'll remember that, yeah.
And I was thinking, I don't fucking know what's in the vaccines, why are you asking me anyway?
How would you know that?
They know you don't know.
They know you don't know.
Yeah.
I went on GB News, right, and it was Calvin Robinson's show, and I'd met Calvin Robinson, and I was like, OK, I get to talk about faith and whatever.
Yeah.
And I knew from the first second it was an ambush, because they were like, OK, Alastair Williams, you're a comedian, tell us a joke.
And I was like, oh, I was like, no, not gonna do that, mate.
Not gonna do that.
That's a no-win.
Tell us a joke.
Like, without telling me, tell us a joke.
It's like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
You've got no chance of that one.
That is, hey, do you want to screw yourself over right now?
Go for it.
Because you're going to bomb in that studio with any joke, and then you just... You know what I mean?
And also it sets you up as some sort of like a clown straight away.
It's like, you know what I mean?
Hey, spin a plate around!
You know what I'm saying?
So as soon as that came out, I was like, oh, wow, that's the situation we're in.
OK.
You know, I was straight away in my sort of karate stance mentally then.
It was like, right, come at me.
What was your immediate response to that question?
I just literally went, no, I'm not going to do that, mate.
No, no chance.
I'm not doing that, no.
Sorry.
You know, you always just refuse.
Just, nope.
Not doing that.
You know what I mean?
It's like, uh-uh-uh.
You can't win.
You know how sometimes you wish that you could be 18 knowing what you know now?
I mean actually I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
I think I'd rather have had the time from 18 till my mid-50s not knowing.
I'd rather have had a nice period in Norby world before going down the rabbit hole.
Definitely.
But I do...
Knowing what I know now, I look back on my TV media career and realise that throughout, the sole purpose, really the sole purpose of TV was to advance an agenda at my really the sole purpose of TV was to advance an agenda To make me look like a dick in one way or another in order, in service of whatever evil cause they were promoting.
Yeah.
I always used to wonder why I used to go back home after these things, these appearances.
Even when it felt like I might have scored a win, you know, I might have been funny or whatever, I still felt like empty and used and just... And the reason, had I but known it, is because you're giving part of your soul to the forces of darkness, which is what all TV land is.
It's a very odd atmosphere for people that have never, if you've never been in a TV show, it's very weird, like, no one behind the camera speaks or is friendly, it's all very... nobody's sort of chit-chatting in between things, it's all sort of a sort of dead personality zone, and they don't, they don't sort of put you at ease in any way, it's not like, you know, hey, how's it going?
It's just like, right, go, go, you know?
Well, that's the case for me anyway.
Yes.
No, that's a very good point actually.
I think that, and it's one of the things that people who, armchair critics, who know they could have done better than you and they can see through all the ruses that they use against you and they know what their comeback would have been and stuff.
And you're thinking, well, if you've never been there, feeling so exposed and lonely, that deadly silence, you're right.
And the lack of ease and the, yeah, you're off.
They do it on purpose.
They want to get you like, they don't want you comfortable and relaxed.
They want you scared of the television so that they can, you know, trip you up.
Maybe it's different if you're on their team and, you know, your partner, maybe it's like you may probably try and put Tom Harwood at ease or whatever.
But, um, you know, Do you know what you just did there?
What did I do?
You made me think of Tom Harwood.
Oh yeah, sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
We're going to have to have a trigger warning, I think, for that section of the show.
Oh, he's a flagship for old GB News.
Old Tom.
He certainly is.
What a guy.
What a personality.
You can see why he made it on television.
So watchable.
So likeable.
Guy next door.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's guys like him that are just like, come on, come on, come on.
You, this is how you know it's like nonsense.
You're telling me that this guy beat some sort of interview process out for charismatic TV host, you know what I'm saying?
Come on, come on.
It's, it's these other, these, these characters that they produce that could only exist in TV lands.
Like, Benjamin Butterworth, have you ever come across him?
I think so, yeah.
I think so.
There's the one called Benjamin, you know, the alliterative.
I think that's part of the... They're not real, these people.
I don't think Yasmin Ali Bhai Brown is real.
I don't think that those communist ones they have.
Ash, Ash Sarkar, Lee... Oh yeah, definitely not.
Fuck me, I'm a communist or something like that.
Owen Jones.
It's like, you've picked the most irritating person, come on.
Come on, no one's like a fan of Owen Jones.
Have you ever met anyone who's a fan of Owen Jones?
Like, it doesn't exist.
It's like, you've picked, it's almost like a, you know, you've picked the most irritating little guy you could find and you've slapped him in there just to get, just to make it, you know, sort of extra annoying, you know?
But I think, I think one of the reasons that TV is so dangerous and, and actually This experience made it worse for us when we were doing that kind of thing.
It's that you've been brought up to believe that the telly is really quite special.
To be on the telly is, you know, people saw you on the telly.
You know, you go on the telly and people saw you and they go, oh, I saw you on the telly!
And you're quite pleased that they saw you on the telly because you've been validated because you're a special telly person.
And you think one day, if I'm on the telly enough, if I'm on the telly enough, I'm going to be Jonathan Ross or similar and I'm going to be known as the man on the telly.
I'm going to a room and people are going to go, he was on the telly and girls are going to want to sleep with you and people are going to want to lavish you with money and free beers.
So when you go on the telly, subconsciously you're thinking this could be the gateway to it.
Yeah, finally.
On the television.
Now all the things you've said just sound absolutely abhorrent to me.
Yes!
You know?
The guy from GB News, the nice guy, keeps asking me to go on the Headliners show, you know, like, and I just keep saying no.
And they're just kind of like, well, what do you mean?
You don't want to go on the television?
It's like, no, I don't want to talk about the news.
There's nothing wrong with the show, but they sit around and they talk about what's in the newspapers.
It's like, you understand, I think what's in the newspapers is awful and at best a distraction, at worst, you know, a propaganda tool.
I don't want to talk about that.
I don't want to make that funny.
I don't think we should be ever looking in the newspapers.
You know, that's my reason for not wanting to do that show.
It's just completely like a foreign language to them.
They're like, what are you talking about?
It's on the TV!
That's why this gulf between us, people like us, and the rest of the world is just going to widen and widen and widen.
Because the longer that you don't read the newspapers, And the longer you're not exposed to TV programmes in which items in the newspapers are used as the kind of, they punctuate the show, they're what people talk about.
Because that's all they do, they will talk about what's on the news agenda.
So they reinforce the news agenda by making it seem to be something worth discussing.
And the longer you're outside that, the more obvious it is when you look at this stuff and go, this is just, Programming.
Which, funnily enough, is what the programmers are called, isn't it?
Programmers.
Yeah, I always think that.
I always think that.
It's like they're programming you.
They're programming you.
I'm trying to cut my kids off from it.
Completely.
Because, you know, my daughter would be like, I want a new program, I want a new program.
And she was saying it like a robot.
I want a new program, I want a new program.
And that really freaked me out.
I was like, right, that's it.
You know what I mean?
Literally like, I want a new program, I want a new program.
I'm like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, done.
No more TV.
Get it out of here.
I wish I could smash the thing.
Can you do that?
I don't mean literally smash it but I mean how powerful are you as a father?
Well it's it's down to weekends only now and it's only very specific things that you're allowed to watch so there's no like you know this TV that's hooked up to the internet it will send all kinds of ghastly horrendous materials down the pipe aimed at your children like Um, the occult has basically been repackaged as children's entertainment now.
Like, if you pick up, like, a children's magazine, like, aimed at, like, three-year-olds, there'll be, like, ancient Egyptian gods in there and spells and wands.
It's all spells and spirits and wands, all of it!
Like, it's completely been repackaged as children entertainment.
You know, like, Sabrina the Teenage Witch?
Remember that show?
Like, now that I have the discernment that I have, I've realised how awful a show like that is.
It's all like, hey, witches are all snazzy and cool and teenage.
Hey, this is what witches are.
It's like, dude, dude, dude, dude, this is real bad.
It goes back a long way.
I mean, I'm thinking of the sort of the popular children's books.
Okay, there's Meg Morgan Owl.
I mean, there's a witch in that, isn't there?
I think.
And there's the worst witch, I mean those must have been the 1970s.
Yep.
And they're kind of, they're cute and likeable and it's not, you know, you don't think that evil's being No, it all looks good on the surface.
You know, Disney, it all looks good.
Hey, it's a lion.
You know, hey, it's a mermaid.
You know what I mean?
Hey, it's Frozen.
How gives it a cute little snowman?
It's all about witchcraft.
What do you think?
What do you see before every Disney movie?
Oh, the little 666 or the castle?
Well, you've got it.
So you get the Disney logo, which has got 666 in it.
And you've got the castle, which is based on the pedo-Satanist castle in the, is it Belgium or Germany or somewhere?
You tell me.
They're so subtle.
The tunnels under Disneyland and stuff like that.
Well, you know all this stuff.
It's just, you know, it's really hard.
Did we talk about this before?
Do you know what the special club is where you get to dine in restaurants on Disneyland?
Go on.
It's a something club.
Guess what the number of the club is?
Is it 33?
It is.
You just randomly... How did I know that?
How did I know that?
Telepathy.
Yeah, it must be.
It must be.
It must be, but you have to marshal what your kids are out getting their hands on these days.
It's really sad, but you can't just let them have a magazine.
That's over.
And it's, I've noticed that children's cartoonish now are hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper high definition.
Yeah, it's gross.
Yeah, too much.
It's, there's something going on there with their heads, with their If it's that high definition, it must be imprinting itself or something.
We switched the TV on at like, we never had the TV in the house, but we were on holiday somewhere at a hotel and it was like three o'clock in the afternoon and we're like, okay, let's just, let's just put CBeebies on just to see.
I swear to you, three o'clock in the afternoon, the whole show was werewolves, Frankensteins, vampires.
I was just like, what the hell is this?
It's three o'clock, you know, the whole thing.
It was just like, wow, am I the only parent in the world that has a problem with this?
Everyone else fine with this?
I don't know.
Yes, but do you remember, was there ever a time in your life where you would be listening to some kind of lunatic Bible Belt Christian saying this stuff about TV, about say Harry Potter, why I won't let my children read Harry Potter, or why I won't let them do yoga?
Yep.
And you were thinking this is a they're crackpots they just they need to they need to wake up and smell the coffee this is just like innocent fun.
It's great yep but they got the little crack in the door from back when entertainment was just like some nice lady on a piano like hello welcome to tonight's show you know and then they just slowly cracked it open to where it's now just like Sam Smith with horns you know taking it up the backside live on stage you know what I mean it's just The floodgates are open now, aren't they?
They are.
You know, and it was done by degrees, but now it's just whoosh!
Yeah, but it goes, so you famously deconstructed the 2012 Olympics ceremony.
Oh yeah.
That was 2012, so that's, we're talking 11 years ago.
No, 12 years ago.
That's crazy.
Well it is, so If they were doing it then, they're probably doing it earlier than that.
Oh yeah.
No doubt, yeah.
Sometimes I go back and look at some of the earlier ones and like...
You get a chance to look at the one that was going on during the Covid pandemic.
I think it was in Japan or something.
That's a really strange one as well.
You know, it's very dystopian in feel.
It's very... it'll make you feel fun or it's really like... it's very odd.
You've made me... just reminded me of a depressing thought.
We booked tickets for the, um, for the stage version of Spirited Away.
Or rather, I did.
Right.
I don't think so.
I think I'm going to be expected to go and see it, and it's only had three star reviews.
OK.
Do you like Spirited Away?
What are you expecting?
I'm not really familiar with Spirited Away.
It's a bit weird and creepy.
It's got spirit in there, straight away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, what's Spirited Away?
Is it for children or what?
That's interesting.
There's a sort of weirdness about Japanese culture where you're not quite sure whether it's aimed at adults or children or children who think they're adults or adults who think they're children.
I do know what you're talking about now, Spirited Away, it's a really sort of, is it like an animated movie or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, okay.
It's very odd.
I was talking to another bloke on this weird conference I went to, and he'd become an Orthodox Christian, but before that He was really into Qigong and yoga as well, and Tai Chi.
And I used to do Tai Chi as well.
And there was a thing that you were encouraged to do when you were doing your Qigong breathing exercises, that you empty your mind and you concentrate on either the upper Dantian, which is a sort of third eye, or your lower Dantian, which is sort of, I think, just below your navel.
And you're trying to generate this emptiness.
Anyway, I used to think this stuff was at best harmless and probably beneficial and he was saying yeah I got really into this stuff and I realised that there came a point where it wasn't me, my arms were moving involuntarily And there was this force.
I mean, he also did Kundalini Yoga, which is really, really, that is demonic.
But I realised that a lot of these seemingly innocuous Eastern things, you know, just going to the point about yoga and about church halls, some church halls not wanting yoga because it's actually, it's not just an exercise club, it's something else.
I got one at my church.
Have you?
The yoga people are stunned when we're like, no, you can't do yoga in here.
They're like, what?
They're half offended, like, yoga?
Yeah, no, you can't do that in a church, dude.
Sorry.
The ubiquity of yoga is definitely one of the great victories of the new age.
I mean, the way that people just routinely mention their yoga class or their... Yeah.
What's not to like?
On the surface, that seems absolutely fine.
You know, it's just exercise.
Blame isn't it?
Yeah, I mean we know you know, there's a Spiritual element to it.
Yeah, but you know, that's very well disguised that one, isn't it?
It's very well hidden I can imagine many many people have no idea that Occasionally I get I get these these these kind of shocking insights where I realized just how much our culture is Manipulated and controlled that you don't become successful.
Okay, and So I was reading, I'm trying to think what the name was, I think they're called Eland is it?
They sort of republish classic books, memoirs and things like that.
So there's a really good one on somebody who served with something like the Somaliland Frontier Force or the Somali Frontier Force and was living in places where You drink the water and it's got these crystals in it and it's like pissing glass.
And just what it was like living with these people.
You know, a lot of his his comrades went mad.
Anyway, there's one very readable book called, I think it's called Life.
It was one of Hitler's favourite movies.
Life of a Bengal.
OK, Life of a Bengal Lancer.
Yeah, it was a Gary Cooper movie.
It took many liberties with the book.
But it was written by Francis Yates Brown.
The Lives of a Bengal Lancer.
And he wrote it in the 1930s.
1930, in fact.
And it was a big... Viking is the company that republished it.
And it's a very interesting book because lots of good stories about pig-sticking and about, you know, the acquisition of your polo pony and stuff when you go out to be a Bengal Lancer and stuff that I would like.
I don't know about whether you'd like it.
It sounds like it's up your tree, yeah.
It's well up my tree.
And he then has this interesting period where he goes and fights in the Turkish campaign of the In Mesopotamia and things, I think, in the First World War and he ends up in a he ends up in a hideous Turkish prison camp in Syria and it all gets very very ghastly.
Is there any other kind?
You know what I mean?
As opposed to the absolutely gorgeous ones.
You don't want to be captured by the Turks.
No.
You're right, I don't.
You know about the province of Arabia.
I just went on a holiday there and they were already pretty frosty under those conditions.
Oh, do you not?
I like going to...
They're very friendly when you're not their POW.
Do you not think?
Oh yeah, they weren't bad.
They're lovely.
Oh, they weren't bad, but there was a little... Oh, what's that?
Well, it's just, you know, countries when you're on the wrong side of the Second World War, there's a little... I find.
Oh, okay.
Compared to mainland Europe, I find.
Where did you go?
Um... Antalya.
Okay.
You know where that is?
That's Mediterranean area.
Yeah, yeah.
So... So what do you mean, is that south?
People were quite friendly and stuff.
No one was like, you know, blah, blah, blah.
But it's not quite the same as going to mainland Europe.
You're a little further from home, I think.
Antalya is... Maybe my geography is wrong, or is it right that it's in the south?
That's right.
Yeah.
And so you're near the border of... somewhere...
Probably quite.
I think it's in the middle.
I could be wrong.
Let me look it up.
Go and have a look at a map.
Yeah, I'm going to look at a map now because I won't get it.
Listen, I'll be honest.
I got off the plane, I went straight to the resort and I didn't leave.
So, you know, I wasn't trying to take any risks.
Oh, OK.
It's in the middle.
Have I got this right?
Yeah, it is in the middle.
Yeah, I thought so.
Yeah, right.
Fine.
Okay, I got that right, at least.
Yeah.
So, it's in the middle.
I don't mind going on holiday to Turkey, but if you go the wrong side, you're just literally right next to Syria, which doesn't sound like the ideal holiday destination.
You know what I mean?
I'm just... I'm just trying... I'm looking where I've just been.
Um... Yeah, it's further away than I thought.
Moldova.
Anyway, so Lives of a Bengal Lancer by Francis Yates.
I am pretty sure that the reason it became a bestseller was because I don't believe that there is such a thing as a natural bestseller.
I think everything is promoted for a particular reason, pushed by... I'm with you, I'm with you.
This guy was into the New Age.
He was into yoga.
He was into Eastern philosophy.
And I think that this book was a kind of one of the gateway drugs in the same way that Yeats adopting Madame Blavatsky and stuff and, you know, Maud Gonne and all this kind of... Okay.
Yeah, he got involved with Theosophy and that is the reason why it ended up as Hitler's favourite movie, why Gary Cooper turned it into a movie.
Nothing happens by accident.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
There's always a reason why.
Especially, I always think that with books.
Like, it's an Amazon bestseller.
It's like, okay, what are you really up to here, you know?
Like, um, J.K.
Harry Potter, for example, just sort of, uh, popularizes.
What I'm talking about, the occult being repackaged as children's entertainment.
Oh, the Harry... Yeah.
Have you gone down the Harry Potter rabbit hole?
I think so, but you've probably gone further than I have.
I think I have.
Go on.
What, that she didn't write it?
Oh, I'd be stunned if she actually wrote... Oh, no, no, James.
What are you talking about?
She was in a little cafe in Edinburgh.
She looked out the window.
She saw a little castle.
She went, oh, it's a wizard.
Like, that's what happened, right?
It's all a big fairy story.
The one you have to read about this... I've talked about it on a podcast.
It may be one of our previous ones.
I don't know.
But just very, very briefly, for people who want to look this up.
Miles Mathis.
Who is probably, doesn't exist, is probably a composite sort of, it's probably a CIA disinformation site, but there is enough information there, there is enough good stuff amid the crap stuff for you to go, that's really interesting.
And he does a good one on Harry Potter.
But I think the general thing is, even in her non-Harry Potter books, There's, you know, like the detective.
Yeah.
I read one or read or listened to the audio book on a car journey and I knew ahead of the detective what was going on because I recognized the dates and there were dates in a satanic calendar.
So I knew it was a satanic ritual murder.
No way.
Yeah.
No, well done.
Yeah, exactly.
With my new satanic calendar skills, satanic radar.
Satanic radar, man!
It's everywhere!
Some people think that I've just jumped off the deep end and just like, you know, I used to be a serious person but I've just gone so bonkers, I've grabbed every conspiracy theory going.
And I'm thinking, it's not me.
It's how it is.
It's not my fault that everything is a conspiracy.
I mean, I make some effort to keep a sort of a lid on it when I'm around people, you know what I mean?
I pretend that I can't see quite as much as I have, and oftentimes, you know, I think to myself, I catch myself.
I'm like, oh, I can tell this person.
I'm like, ah, come on, Alastair.
You know?
Is this going to have any success?
No, right?
You just might.
Especially about the weather.
Like, the people at show, I always have to stop myself from being like, Do you really think it's a bloody cloudy day again?
In the middle of effing May?
You're not concerned?
It's weather modification, you idiot!
Like, you know?
I have to really stop myself.
Because... People don't want to live in that world, James.
You know?
But with the weather, I almost can't help myself.
Because very few things... Get me annoyed.
But the chemtrailing...
The constant chemtrailing that people pretend they can't see, that really does, you know, it's probably the most annoying of all of the ones.
It really is.
And apparently, according to the woman I did the podcast with the other day, Alana Freeland, we have not had real weather.
For probably several decades that she said that the stuff up there now is not even real.
It's plasma, whatever plasma is.
What do you mean the stuff up there?
Well, the sky, the thing we think of as sky, whatever sky used to be, it's not, it's not made of old sky material anymore.
It's made of plasma.
What?
I don't know what plasma is, do you?
No!
I didn't want to ask her.
Okay, I'm just going to change the light thing on my, because it's flashing.
It may induce epileptic effects.
We don't want that.
See, these are some of the things, James, that I think you need to sort of reject and not tell people about.
Like the sky being plasma.
You know?
We already sound crazy enough.
Telling people that they're chemtrailing us.
Are you trying to tell them that the sky is plasma?
Yeah.
So, So... Among the other things I learned from this woman.
She was onto chemtrails really early.
And you know why they're called chemtrails?
Go on.
You would think, wouldn't you, they were called chemtrails because some crazy conspiracist devised this phrase for the phenomenon that had not been named.
No.
Chemtrails was the term used on the US military instruction manuals for pilots engaged in this process.
Yeah?
What?
Yeah.
I mean, maybe.
So, the stuff that they are spraying us, I mean, there's barium, chemical symbol B-A, aluminium, A-L, put those chemical symbols together.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen that one.
There's that.
Not that one.
But there's also, there's aluminium to give us Alzheimer's and stuff, and probably fluoride probably to give us the same.
Oh, dog.
I put you outside because you were, you know, you were barking.
OK, well, we'll do it.
You have a dog, eh?
But there's also this, these things called Morgellons.
Right.
Morgellons are these kind of half, half, they're like a sort of robot insect type thing, I think.
OK.
They go into, Short version, they are spraying us with this shit, which means that even if we are not vaccinated with the evil mRNA jabs, it doesn't matter because we've got it anyway, either through shedding from the vaccinated or through nanoparticles.
Right.
Doctor, whose name I can't pronounce, has been examining under the microscope the blood of both vaccinated and unvaccinated people.
Yeah.
And it is crawling with these kind of metallic things that will work with 5G when they ramp it up.
And they will become just like zombies.
Like zombies?
Yeah.
That's... I mean, what are you going to do about that?
Well, exactly.
Just not give a shit, that's what I'm going to do.
This is exactly... You know what I mean?
This is precisely why when, you know, I get people, you know, in chat groups saying to me, well, what are you going to do about this stuff?
And I'm thinking, What do you want me to do about that?
The only thing that we can do is ask God for his help.
Because at this stage, dealing with... Okay, I can take some... What's it called?
No, no.
The stuff you can, like DMTA or DM... I can't remember.
The stuff that can get rid of some of these metallic nanoparticle death bots.
But ultimately, we're not going to be able to, you know, what are we going to do when they start ramping up the, when they stage the false flag that's going to drag us into, there will be, I'm fairly convinced there's going to be shortly, there will be a false flag event which will be blamed on Putin, evil Putin, Putler.
Well, allegedly have attacked something in the West, you know, so they'll kill a few of their own citizens in order to drag us into a war with Russia.
And well, you and I are going to be going, yeah, but it's a false flag.
We told you like, and everyone else is going to be going.
But it's not.
It's an attack on our integrity and it's war.
We must attack to defend Ukraine.
If people are that silly, If people still haven't learned anything, then yeah, you're right, we probably will end up, you know, in it.
But does anyone care about their countries anymore?
You know, is it people are going to die for this country?
The country's finished already!
Yes, but they're made to care because the telly box says so.
The telly box says so!
Even my parents have stopped watching the television.
Even my dad is like, I don't watch television anymore.
It's just so depressing and it's just making people anxious and scared.
And there's no one more normie than my dad.
So I do know a few people like that who are just like, nah, I'm checking out from the telly.
I think there is a bit more hope.
Are you sure that God didn't just make your dad do that to give you a bit of hope?
I mean, it's possible.
It's possible.
That is possible.
But I guess maybe I'm putting a bit too much faith in the regular person.
They are pretty a long way from people like me and you.
But I just think they've spent so much time mining away at people's sense of sort of national pride or whatever, that I think they might be in for a bit of a rude awakening if that's their plan, to get people to go and You're going to send this generation into a trench?
How are they going to get to the Wi-Fi?
I don't... yeah.
You know what I mean?
I was... Are they going to be USB charging?
They're not going to go if it's not.
I was going through the airport coming off the plane and I heard these sort of mid-twenties people talking about Conscription and and stuff and yeah in a kind of yeah What would they be called?
They're not Millennials are they?
There's something else or are they Millennials?
I never know.
Just tell me how old they were.
I'm not interested in them.
Mid-twenties?
Yeah mid-twenties.
And I was thinking You are just fucked you you are gonna be you're just gonna not even gonna be Get close enough to bayonet them.
Even if you could, they'd bayonet you first because you're talking Slavs.
I mean, have you seen what Russians look like compared with what our kids look like?
They're so... Oh my gosh, I know.
It's like as if you would... but surely most people know this.
We're not going to win a war against Russia.
We can't even fix the holes in the roads.
You know what I mean?
This is what's so extraordinary about the power of propaganda, which is why Edward Bernays was just so monstrously evil and why the devil must Love him.
I mean, the devil must be thinking, oh, Edward, the devil probably wanks over Edward Bernays every, every day.
If you say so.
Well, he's, he's just like, he understood that, that how easily people are manipulated.
And, and that that's exactly it, that, that we are going to see a populist manipulate, even though this populist knows that the Russians are incredibly well armed.
They are, their men are much fitter and stronger and you know they're Slavs and they're less, slightly less burdened by woke and stuff.
They're proper men relative to our kids who've just, they're looking at their, they've got their necks cricked from looking at their iPhones all day and I don't know.
What do they even do?
There is no situation that you could get me to go to war with Russia.
Even if you said, oh, they're invading and I would be waving them in like a third base coach in baseball, you know, there's nothing.
I'm not fighting anyone else for any sort of globalist, you know what I mean?
I'm not doing this.
Throw me in prison.
I'm not going.
Yeah, okay.
So there's that.
But there was a good example of this in the First World War.
So you know how we're taught that the suffragettes were kind of like the edgy resistance and you say if you're a suffragette you're not gonna do what the man tells you, are you?
Especially not because he's a man.
So one of the first things that they did in the First World War was that they paid The Pankhurst sisters, a fuck ton of money.
And suddenly the Pankhursts were writing articles saying things like, I wouldn't, you know, respect any man who didn't go and fight in the trenches.
And you had suffragettes handing white feathers to any man, you know, a 16 year old.
See if a 16 year old wandering around the streets out of uniform or maybe because he hadn't been called up because he wasn't of age and he'd be given a white feather.
Dude, I will stick them in my hat like I'm a Native American headdress full of them and just walk around.
I won't care.
You know what I mean?
I will not care.
It's like, oh, a white feather.
Oh, I guess I'm going to get blown up now.
Like, no.
No, thanks.
But I bet it works on some people.
It's going to be...
It's going to be interesting.
I'm not sure I want interesting.
And you're right, Alistair, of course you're right that one just has to accept that it's God's will and one be strong in the Lord and all that.
I wouldn't be surprised if wars didn't show up soon.
Yeah, I think you're right.
I wouldn't be surprised if, you know, if you look at what's happening, like we're talking about people being poisoned, people getting sick, you know, we've got famine, we've got pestilence, we've got war, we've got starvation, you know, we've got the degradation of human character, we've got All the things coming into view that we're told to expect, you know, at the end of the age.
So, yeah, generally I wouldn't be surprised, but I guess just because the more this stuff happens, the more it shows me that God is in control and the Bible is accurate.
You know, it doesn't really... I wouldn't say it doesn't faze me.
Obviously, if all this stuff happens, I will be disconcerted and perhaps even a little bit worried and stuff.
But at the end of the day, I still believe that God is in every bit as control now as he would be then, if that makes sense.
Totally.
But, okay, so there would have been believing Christians like ourselves living through World War Two.
Um, and... I don't think that God so arranged it that they got, when they went to the butcher, they got special... Oh, of course not, yeah.
They had to eat gristle like everybody else.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm not looking forward to that.
I don't like gristle.
No, of course not!
It's gonna be horrible!
You know?
It's gonna be horrible, but life is, you know... I actually said this to my past the other day, I was like, have you noticed how, you know, um... God cursed the Earth, right, and said that we were gonna toil to bring forth food and stuff in the Garden of Eden, like, that was the punishment for men.
You know, you have to work really hard and stuff, and these days, you know, we don't really have to work very hard at all.
You know, like, we don't have to toil and sweat for food, it's all in the supermarket, etc.
But I feel like, in other ways, our lives are very difficult these days.
Like, you know, we have to deal with all this pronoun stuff and...
The constant psychological assault that we're under every day.
And nanobots in our blood.
Yeah, all these things.
That's what I think our generation has to deal with.
You know, so, I wouldn't be surprised if things got a little tougher.
You know, a little more difficult.
But, as long as I don't have to deal with the Antichrist chopping my head off, you know, I think I'll be alright.
No, you will have to deal with that, obviously.
Duh.
If, um, once we've got Jesus doesn't come back first, James.
You've got to remember that.
There's a group of people that believe that that's not for me.
I still haven't done the... Do you know, I haven't done a single podcast on eschatology.
You've got to get a few... There's a... Robert Breaker is a guy, if you could get him on.
He's a very pro-Rapture guy.
He's very well learned on it.
He would be a good guy to talk to.
It would be a good one, I think.
Some Rapture hopium from... Get some Rap... Get a Rapture guy on, James, who knows what he's talking about.
Not me.
Some jerk who doesn't really know much at all.
Get a specialist on to try and convince you That our blessed hope is going to return before everything goes terribly wrong?
I... I just feel like I've been pushing hopium.
I just can't... I can't... What do you mean hopium, James?
It's the return of Jesus at hopium, is it?
Well yeah but that particular detail of the return, I mean I've got no doubt that he's going to come back.
I just don't, I just don't get, I just don't think I'm going to be assumed or people like me going to be assumed before, you know, I think we're going to have to live through it.
I mean...
I'm more, I'm interested in what the Bible says about it, and that's why I suggest getting an expert on the Bible, and what it says about it.
You know, I'm not really interested in what I think about it, or what you think about it, or what anyone's opinion is.
It's like, what's the Bible say about this?
And it's a very, you have to do a lot of reading of the Bible about this topic to get it to happen.
Robert Raker.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's like a really, really sort of, he's got a quite big YouTube channel and that sort of thing, but he's one of the main, one of the main rapture guys, I think.
Okay.
That if you were to talk to him it would be good just to get that that side of the of the opinion on there.
Talking of miracles before because I'm thinking actually I don't like if the closer I stray to two hours the more I feel like I start feeling like Joe Rogan.
Okay fine.
But have you had any more miraculous experiences recently?
Miraculous, like what sort of miraculous experiences?
Well, like, like the money.
The, the, you know, the bills.
Fine.
Um, well, I tell you, I got one.
It's not quite happened yet, but I always wanted to, I always felt like God was, uh...
He has a plan for me.
He's gonna use me in some way.
Yeah.
And I really felt like I wanted to use my abilities as a comedian to tell people about Jesus, basically.
To sort of plant that sort of seed in a sort of way that traditional church people wouldn't.
And as it turns out, I'm speaking at this event on the 1st of June.
It's like a tent meeting.
Right, so it's like a big tent meeting of all these people that are not necessarily Christians, they're just going to come and they're going to be presented and I'm listed down there as a comedian, but I'm also being expected to do some sort of altar call and sort of let people know about Jesus during the same, so it's got to be 25-30 minutes of comedy that also explains the gospel to people and ends with an altar call of me saying, listen if you want to experience Jesus at the end of my talk, Come down here and people will pray for you and that sort of thing.
So I'm really excited about that because I've got a history degree.
I don't know if you know that but I'm sort of quite into my history and it's given me this real opportunity to explain to people the conspiracy behind why they don't teach you about Jesus in history and I'm really excited about it and I feel like God has really sort of been, he's been building me up to this point because I always wondered, like, why have I got a history degree?
And why do I always talk to people about history?
And I think it is to explain to people the significance of the fact that they don't teach about Jesus in history.
And I think that's, people seem to think that Jesus is this sort of fictional character that you can believe in or not.
They don't think of him as a part of history, but he is.
And, you know, I really feel like it's been building to this, to this tent meeting.
You know, I feel like this might be the plan that God has for me in this next period of my life is to use my abilities as a stand-up comedian to tell people about Jesus instead of just making silly videos.
Well, I think you should advertise it.
When is your 10th meeting?
It's on the 1st of June.
It's on the 1st of June.
Oh, that's quite soon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This probably will be out by the time it happens.
It'll probably be gone by then.
It'll be over by then.
God is gonna bring into this tent who he's gonna bring.
There might only be 30 people in there, but I'm hoping there'll be a lot more.
But, you know, it's really more sort of my debut is trying, trying this on, you know what I mean?
Trying to make...
You know, Jesus, not funny, but trying to sort of, you know, from a from a comedian's angle, explaining what Jesus was about and the history of him and things that he said.
And, you know, I'm excited about that.
We know that you'll be brilliant because you're good at that.
Well, it's a very touchy subject.
You start telling people that God might be real.
People pull back like they don't pull back from anything else you might be trying to talk to them about.
You know, it's almost, it's the worst thing that you could do.
As a comedian, I think.
Try and tell people about Jesus.
You know?
Literally, there's nothing, they're just like, what are you trying to do?
Like, this ain't part of the deal.
You know what I mean?
People don't want that if they're not expecting it.
You're, actually you're probably right.
It's fair enough, trust me.
I've put my feelers out there in a regular gig.
People are like, wait a minute, what are you doing?
I, I just think back and if, if somebody had tried, if I'd gone to, if I'd gone to a, um, a gig of, what's the comedian that we've just been talking about?
Jimmy Carr.
Jimmy Carr.
And Jimmy Carr had suddenly started Telling me that... It'd be quite unlikely though.
I don't... Yeah, that's very unlikely.
I don't think he's batting for that team.
No, but he did say interesting on the trigger pod thing.
He said that... He said there's a... He said, I do miss my faith.
He said, there's a God-shaped hole in all of us and, you know, I really miss my faith.
At the same time, he sort of insinuated that anyone who believed in God was an idiot.
But there was an interesting window into his... The regret that he had.
His blackened, shriveled soul.
Well, I mean, yeah, but there was a real moment of genuine sort of like... He goes, I walk past a big church and I go, I kind of miss my faith.
It's like hmm yeah okay.
You mean so he what what he was a Jimmy Carr I'm guessing he's Catholic?
Um he didn't go into any details I mean I didn't watch the whole interview to be honest with you it's two hours long and it's trigonometry so it's not easy listening but there was a moment.
I've always been intrigued by the fact that I say always no because it that's obviously obviously not true but Douglas Murray.
Yeah.
Before he became really really big, he stopped being a churchgoer.
He used to be, you know, into all that and And then stopped and I think wrote a piece about stopping doing so.
I think there's, I think there was a connection between worldly success and renouncing your... Yes!
Of course!
Katy Perry, Ricky Gervais, you know, there's a lot, a lot of very famous people who, you know, Ricky Gervais' main thing is an atheist, right?
I didn't know that he was a Christian before that.
Oh no, I'm not sure that he was.
If you're willing to go out there and do special after special about how God is this big jerk and doesn't exist and, you know, you'll be famous, you'll be famous.
But Katy Perry was, she was, she wanted to be a sort of a Christian singer and stuff and then she sold her soul to the devil, in her own words, you know?
Yes.
And then what was her first song?
Do you remember her first?
It was literally like, I'm a lesbian!
I kissed a girl.
Yes, you're right!
Straight in.
From a gospel family she is.
I'm a lesbian.
And it's wonderful.
You know?
The devil's a mean little git.
That's true.
Just on that note, because obviously you're going to keep saying interesting things which are going to steer me towards Joe Rogan.
Sorry.
I'm going to feel tainted.
I'm sorry.
But do you think
How much of the pat with the devil that all celebrities make, how much of it is the actual workings of demonic dark forces like so engineering it that they become famous and how much is it human servants of the devil who won't allow you into the club and promote you unless
How much of it is earthly and how much of it is supernatural?
I think most of it is supernatural.
Like if you think back to when the devil was tempting Jesus and he offers him the world right?
He offers him... I mean there's a reason why that's a real temptation because he can really offer that.
You know that really is the devil's He really is in charge of, you know, who's risen up and, you know, he really can offer you the whole world.
And I think a lot of it is also, you know, servants of the devil that run these particular industries.
Hollywood, you know, Hollywood, what is it?
Washington, London, Hollywood, you know, Rome.
Yeah, that's it.
So they got all the little pillars and they run it all.
So yeah, the devil really can offer you.
But more than that, the devil can...
Pretend like, you know, he's the gatekeeper to this.
And he is!
If you want to be famous and rich and all this, the devil is, you know, the gatekeeper of that.
God isn't gonna dirty his fingers with, you know, crap like that, you know.
That is the stuff the devil would be in charge of, you know.
If you want people to worship you, which is essentially what being a celebrity is, isn't it?
You know, these people, celebrities are worshipped and they're treated like Like gods almost.
Because they're on the telly, Alistair.
Of course!
Of course!
But you can see how they get swept up in this and they think that they're a different breed to us and we're just useless eaters and when they go to an event and all these people are just worshipping them and, oh you're so amazing, let me get a photo with you, they must feel like, oh yeah.
The thing is... I'm really special.
I would say, okay, so if I had the choice between two types of comedian, if I had a choice between you Genuinely funny, but relatively small audience, relatively low income.
Or Jimmy Carr, mega audience, loads of money, but totally not funny.
I mean, it'd be a no-brainer.
I'd go with the obscurity, you know, the... Of course!
These people are miserable, James.
They are miserable.
You can tell.
They're miserable.
The devil doesn't give you anything.
You don't even enjoy the ride.
You don't even enjoy the ride.
These people... That's why they do these humiliation rituals.
And that's why a lot of times you have to sacrifice, like, your brother or your father or whatever, right?
You're not gonna enjoy it.
No!
Which is why there's a line in the Psalms for everything.
Psalm 84, I would rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God than to dwell in the tents of ungodliness.
Nice.
You see, there you are.
So, presumably, it doesn't specify but I'm assuming we're meant to understand that the tents of ungodliness are pretty seductive.
They're tents and they've got like loads of good stuff in it.
Yeah, that's a good one.
It is a good one.
It's a good one too.
It's it's one of the It's one of the top five psalms as recommended to me by Alex Thompson.
I don't know if you've come across Alex Thompson.
He's an encyclopedia.
You've done a couple of podcasts with him, haven't you?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And I said, Alex, what are the what are the five psalms that I should learn?
And he didn't go for the obvious.
He didn't go Psalm 23 or any of that.
He went, one of them was Psalm 84.
Okay.
Which is, you know, it's a nice psalm.
It's about, you know, well, it's got lines like that.
Yeah, that is a good one.
We were almost finished the psalms on church on Sunday.
We were just done Psalm 144.
I think I've already got like a few left.
Oh what?
Blessed be the Lord my strength that teacheth my hands to war and my fingers to fight.
Yeah, yeah, I love that one.
That is a good one.
That's a fun one.
That is a fun one.
There are some belters in there.
It's a good thing you've studied the Psalms.
That's my Cold Shower Psalm.
Yeah, you've told me that before.
You memorised the whole thing.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's good.
I've mentioned the other benefit of, well, one of the other benefits of learning the Psalms.
When you're reading the Gospels, And you see, and you read the bits where Jesus is speaking in red and you go, oh!
You're quoting Psalm 110, are you?
You told me that last time.
I'm ready to experience that now.
I feel like I'm reading into the Psalms.
I might be able to have that superpower sooner rather than later, hopefully.
You know what?
You've got to become a bit of a Psalm train spot.
I mean, I do read the Psalms.
I read three Psalms every night and I learn them when doing my exercises in the morning and stuff.
Unfortunately, it requires a degree of monastic dedication to get to bone up.
It's like anything, isn't it?
I can imagine.
I can imagine.
But I might steal that from you.
Three psalms an evening.
That's doable.
Well, sometimes you cheat, sometimes you find yourself, because if you're picking them at random, you know, you'll go to Psalm 117, which is the shortest, rather than Psalm 119, which is the equivalent of about 20 Psalms strung together.
Yes, I remember that one.
I did that one on holiday, actually.
A church on Sunday takes place when I'm on holiday, and everyone's like, what are you going to do about this one?
Oh, that's an interesting one!
Before we go, right, you know you said you don't have any incidents with God?
So, I read that psalm, that big long psalm, I read it in my hotel room in Turkey, and there was a very eerie, sort of nasty vibe in this hotel room, because all-inclusive resorts, they're very sort of fleshy, they're very sort of gluttony, very sort of...
You know, opulence and it's very, a very sort of ungodliness, but I felt as I was reading this psalm, I felt as I was proclaiming the Word of God into this room, I felt the movement of the Holy Spirit, I felt the power of God.
The next day, Jo had a vision in her dream of a man wearing athletic shirt or whatever that she had to go and pray for, and she said, I've been sent this vision of this man by God.
She says, if he's down there the next morning at breakfast, I'm gonna have to go and pray with him.
And I was thinking to myself, I almost hope that he's not down there because that's going to be so embarrassing.
And then we sat at breakfast the next day and she was like, that's him right there.
And I looked over and there he was in the athletic gear and stuff.
And she went over there and she was like, you're going to think I'm crazy, but I'm a Christian and God sent me a vision.
And is there anything you might need prayer for?
He said, you're not going to believe this, but my nephew was diagnosed with like cerebral palsy yesterday.
And it was just, and she prayed for them.
And it was just like, wow.
Wow.
We feel it was down to proclaiming the Word of God in this room that stirred up, you know, this spirit of holiness.
Alistair, you don't disappoint.
Sorry, I forgot that.
I mean, I did the equivalent of saying you're a comedian.
Okay, tell us a joke.
I put you on the spot and you delivered yet again.
At the last minute.
Yeah, but you see, I said it before, I said it again, you're a very good advert for Christianity.
Well done.
I try my best.
And thank you for being funny.
Anytime.
Without being prompted.
Fine.
That's what I do.
That's what I am.
Alex Jones has been fun.
It's been great.
So where can people find you?
Alistair Williams on Rumble and on YouTube.
You know, I've got, if people want to support me, subscribe, star, locals, all that kind of stuff.
That's how I keep going.
So yeah, just check out one of my videos.
All the links will be in the description.
My YouTube channel is called Alistair Williams is banned.
There's a clue in that to something.
Are you waving to God?
No, I'm waving to my wife.
She's waving at me down the god.
You know like the two hour mark?
She's waiting to go to the shop.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And I've always got Joe Rogan territory.
We're one minute away.
Okay.
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