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Jan. 20, 2026 - Hodgetwins
08:26
Insane altercations on Public Bus Caught on Video!

Hodgetwins dissect a chaotic public bus altercation involving a switchblade, racial profiling, and gendered threats. They speculate the aggressive man suffers from mental illness or job loss while attributing a woman's violence to cultural demands for respect. The hosts further analyze an argument between two women regarding jealousy and homelessness, asserting Black women often fight over status. Ultimately, they criticize judicial leniency toward violent criminals and issue sweeping generalizations about Black danger, advising caution around such individuals. [Automatically generated summary]

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Dangerous Public Transport Threats 00:07:48
Public transportation.
Dangerous.
Touch me again.
I'm going to f ⁇ you up.
Don't touch me, bro.
Yeah, you keep her over and move away from sight.
You see that?
Yeah.
Just because somebody bumps into you on a busy train subway or whatever, touch me again.
Yeah, well, he sounds Jamaican.
Touch me again.
You know what he sounds like?
He sounds like diversity.
That's what he sounds like.
Diversity.
Well, the Asian guy didn't get the memo.
Why are you even standing beside a black person?
I mean, where you been?
Living under a rock?
I swear, touch me one more time.
You with your family.
Fuck away from me, man.
Yeah, well, you got respect.
You ain't going like black people leading off on me.
Got his wife looking at her.
It's like, yeah, I heard about them.
He looked crazy as hell.
That dude probably just lost his job.
He looking to take it out on somebody?
He's trying to take it out on somebody.
But you're going to take it out on somebody else like this?
Yeah, man.
Your life's over.
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think, why is he behaving like this?
Maybe find out a horrible diagnosis at his doctor's office.
Maybe he's got like stage three herpes.
I don't know.
Something really bad happened to this dude.
And he's looking to take it out on somebody.
Because no rational human being behaves like this.
Yeah.
All right.
So.
Dude, pull out a switchblade.
Touch me again, bro.
It's all about respect with these people.
Yeah.
The bird man said, put some respect on my name.
That's like a cultural thing with black people.
Once they feel disrespected.
Yeah.
All bets off.
Check out this next incident.
Look at the capsule of the video.
At 8 a.m., though.
We can get off.
We can get off the bus.
You on that?
Let's get off.
I'm on that.
Let's get off.
You want to do all of this for people in the bus.
What?
You want to do it on the bus?
Don't do it on the bus.
Get off the bus.
Listen, I'm wearing her.
I'm wearing her.
Get off the bus.
Let's go.
Get off the bus.
Oh, she's going to blame the mouse.
Let's go.
Where do white people at?
That's the problem.
I'm going to get off.
Let's go.
Big house.
Let's go.
Since you are.
I'm on that.
Get out.
What person in sight?
I'm not chasing it with no bus.
I'm going to toss them.
Let me sit back down.
Because if you touch me, I'll stab you.
I'm going down in the net.
I'll teach you.
Well, at least she warned her.
If you touch them, I'm going to stab you.
But then she initiated, do something.
Let's do this.
Well, the other in the back of the bus says she was on that.
Oh, okay.
Maybe she, maybe she's, you know, she's letting her know, you know, I got the right to defend myself.
If you touch me, I'll stab you.
Yeah.
Maybe she's a patriot.
Say she said, respect the grown woman.
It's all about respect.
I'll straight stab you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Since you on that.
Let's go.
That's not a patriot.
I'm stabbing you.
I'm letting you know.
That girl right there records.
She wants some TikTok views.
Look at this person.
Just like, I ain't gonna even make eye contact.
You want to stay on the bus?
I will stab you.
All right.
Oh, she wants to come home.
Wait a minute.
What'd she say?
If you steal in the bus, I'm gonna stab you.
Yeah.
Look at this woman.
She's like, man, I can't sleep in peace.
You're away from the door.
You're all right.
You just want to run your mouth.
Shut the f up, little.
She's trying to go to work.
You're that woman.
I'm just trying to go to work.
I'm dead serious.
Like, she brought up a move or not.
I asked her to move her bag over me.
I got this.
And she started raising herself.
Okay, she asked her to move her bag, and then the other woman that went to the back of the bus started raising her voice to her.
So now she feels disrespected.
She's already said it.
Respect a grown woman.
I guess the other woman's a lot younger.
Yeah, I'm thinking this older woman is jealous of this.
You know, there's a lot of jealousy in the black community.
Well, between women, we really hate each other.
And it's 10 times worse when you put a bunch of black women together.
They don't know each other.
They sizing each other up.
They eyeballing each other.
They're looking for one reason just to stab you.
It's because she might get stupid.
Get off the bus with fucking $50.
Okay, okay.
That's how you stupid gun hole.
I guarantee you're going to be homeless.
You ain't going to do shit with your life.
Tell me, that's jealousy.
She's jealous of that other girl.
I mean, you can hear it.
Why is that?
Why is she making that argument?
Your life's not going to amount to anything.
You're going to be homeless and pregnant.
Yeah.
I mean, it sounds like a little kid in middle school.
Yeah, high school kids.
Because, you know, arguing and fighting.
Hear kids say that stuff because they're jealous of the person they was arguing with.
She's jealous of that other black woman.
But it's juvenile.
Yeah, it's juvenile, but it's all about jealousy.
She's jealous.
I told you to get off the bus, but you still want to sit on the bus.
You want to fight on the bus because you're in school.
You're slipping my nigga.
Oh, she's a high school.
Oh my gosh, she's in high school.
And a grown woman is talking to her like that.
Oh, man, that is nuts.
Wow.
They really be talking like they are women.
She has an opportunity.
Like, you feel me?
I will stab and kill you, man.
She said, you feel me?
You feel me?
And then she says that.
Actually, I think the high school girl is more mature than you.
You talk about stabbing and killing people.
Yeah.
It's like you never grew up.
You want that team hole?
Fuck with me if you like.
You're on that.
Okay, you little inside.
Right?
I go to this bag.
She could.
That's crazy.
That whole bus is number of black people.
Yeah.
Probably inner city.
I'm pretty sure this woman is talking about stabbing and killing people.
I know she got plenty of priors.
She should be locked up behind bars, but since our judicial system is so linear with violent criminals, man, I know she's got to have priors.
For you to be that brazen to be on public transportation, talking about I will stab and kill you.
That is crazy.
Yeah.
Like this dude, he's got to have priors too.
He's pulling.
Violent Criminals and Priors 00:00:37
He pulled a switchblade on that dude.
Yeah.
That guy has to be an immigrant from China or somewhere.
Yeah.
You can't be that oblivious to how dangerous my people are.
I do put a switchblade on you because you did this, and you're there with your wife, and you ain't and you haven't walked away.
Yeah, man, I first of all, I wouldn't even stand beside him.
Yeah, what did they say?
Never relax around blacks.
So very true.
It's man, sad but true.
I know a white man came up with that.
Had to be.
Damn
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