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Oct. 14, 2025 - Hodgetwins
09:34
F U White People! Black Woman HUMILIATES herself on New York Train

Hodgetwins analyze a viral New York train incident where Shaniqua confronts passengers over a dog, yelling racial slurs and claiming victimhood. The hosts contrast her behavior with typical "Karen" dynamics, noting the irony of Black fatigue while observing other Black passengers remain silent. They argue that engaging with such agitation only validates foolishness, suggesting the conflict stems from irrational fears rather than genuine safety concerns, ultimately highlighting how public spaces become arenas for performative outrage. [Automatically generated summary]

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Record Yourself Yelling 00:01:27
Find out what you shut up.
Come and make me shut up.
All y'all white motherfuckers come and make me shut up.
All y'all white motherfuckers.
I could record you too.
You should record yourself yelling.
You like to record?
I could record.
Look at the dog.
That's a cute little dog.
That dog set off.
Dogs like you.
Well, maybe what happened, Kevin?
The dog was like...
That's all the dog doing.
Don't do like.
Well, maybe she'll want the dog breathing on her.
She has a fear of pets, of dogs.
Yeah.
And we all know why.
But I don't know if it's genetic or what, but she's totally overacting because of that little pet right there.
You want to record?
Who the f is ya?
I pay my fing MTA thing.
I don't want no dog on me.
I don't have to have a dog on me.
You want to record?
Huh?
Miss Vanilla.
You want the record?
Yeah.
Yeah, I said it.
What the f ⁇ you wanted to see?
I mean, you piss up about the dog.
The dog is more behaved than you are.
Yeah.
I can see if the dog is all over the place, jumping on people, licking people.
Black Victim Fatigue 00:06:46
Yeah, but that...
I can understand if there's a big ass Kane Corso and he's chewing on your damn purse.
But that dog's all homeless.
That dog is homeless.
Yeah.
She has a fear of dogs.
What the f you're going to do?
And then you, you got a lot of shit to say.
Let me record you too.
I'm going to record you too.
All y'all motherfuckers got shit to say.
I'm going to record all of y'all.
So what if my mouth is fall?
I'm a f ⁇ ing 46-year-old woman.
You 46 years old acting like that?
Wow.
I don't know what it is about black women when they get loud like this.
You know, I'm starting to think this empowers them.
Talk standing up for themselves.
But it's a way to do that and it's a way not to.
In the way black women, in the way a lot of black people in public, the way you go about it is...
Well, Kevin, you act like this is an attribute only black women have.
Well, we call the other side Karens, but nobody behaves this way.
Oh, this is Shaniqua right here.
This is Shaniqua.
Yeah, we have Karens, but they don't behave like this.
Nobody behaves like that.
Yeah, at least when Karens get in your face, they got some decorum about themselves.
Right.
You can't barbecue here.
You don't have a premiere.
Right.
Yeah.
They feel similar.
Yeah.
These people are barbaric.
Hey, bad, but this is a clean wig she got on.
It's nice.
That's a nice figure.
That looks like 100% horse hair.
She's spitting everywhere.
And she got them big old Harry Carey glasses on.
Remember Harry Karen for the Chicago Cubs calling against them big old glasses?
She got the Harry Carey glasses on.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay?
That's number one.
Hey, spotted some black fatigue right here.
Look right behind her.
Black fatigue.
I see two cases behind her.
I see three cases behind her.
When will black people understand this is detrimental on this is down?
How people see us?
It's always us.
It's always us.
Well, you gotta have capacity to see that, Kevin.
See, we got the capacity.
We have capacity.
Can't nobody be that low capacity.
You can't see this.
Well, you're looking at a case right now.
Even someone blind can acknowledge that her behavior is just so unbecoming of a woman.
So mind your business.
Mind your business.
Mind your mother business.
Okay, nobody's engaging right now.
He got quiet.
Hey, quadset.
This is cool.
Don't worry.
Just don't make actions.
Yeah, don't say nothing.
Stop talking to him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's still talking.
Nah, nah, nah.
So I'm getting off that bad friend.
I'm just letting you know.
I can't stand that when you see people on like they at home by themselves.
You on a subway.
You on public transportation talk like nobody's around you.
I was talking to my husband, bitch.
What the f are you talking about?
Man, he whooped.
You actually got a husband?
I feel sorry for him.
I don't.
He deserves it.
Yeah.
You the one decided to be with her.
Yeah.
Nuts.
You made that decision to get him between them legs and procreate.
Yeah.
You got me.
So pull the pull.
Oh, now you want to act like a victim.
You have.
That's what y'all Negroes do.
Oh, she's calling him the victim.
You the victim?
She just called a white person a Negro?
That is rather odd.
Why would you call a Caucasian a Negro?
Yeah.
I don't know why she was calling him.
She's trying to make the she's trying to paint this perspective that he's being a victim when you're the biggest victim on the bus.
All you have to do is say, Excuse me, I don't want your dog breathing and licking on me.
Keith, that dog is that dogless.
That dog didn't even do nothing, huh?
If that's a werewolf, man, I bet your dog's just like, and look at it.
She said, you better keep that damn dog with me.
That's exactly what happened.
She has a fear of dogs.
She's overreacting.
A male Karen.
You just being a chaniqua right now.
That's what you're doing.
Well, we call this, we got black fatigue, but we need to come up with something.
They always call white people Karens.
Yeah, they didn't have no problem calling white people Karen's.
Now this whole black fatigue thing came about.
And that's been a problem for decades.
But white people is nice about it.
Nah, I'm not going to go out here and say I got black fatigue.
I'm just going to keep it to myself.
Now that fatigue is so unbearable.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everybody's saying it now.
Some people's even saying that she's chimping out.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
You told me that you ain't the one to fing with, right?
Right?
You were talking shit.
All about it.
Look at the touch.
You was talking a lot of shit.
So talk to copies up here.
Don't act like a victim.
Don't act like a victim.
When you say you're not the one to f with, when you, if your daughter touched me, I'm going to touch your daughter.
Look at this guy.
He's like, stop engaging her.
Stop talking to her.
You're aggravating her.
You're antagonizing that beast.
Yeah.
It's written all over his face.
She turned her back to her.
Yeah.
Yeah, the best thing you can do when you're caught in this type of situation, stop engaging.
Don't make eye contact.
Hey, what's that?
What's that?
Um, what's that saying?
When you argue with a fool, you prove this to now have two fools, yeah.
Yeah, something like that.
I think we George Bush that found it, but it goes to something like that.
Stop Talking Shit 00:01:19
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do I act like a victim?
Get the out of here, go call it, yeah, go call it.
Yeah, that's why you don't talk shit.
That's why you don't talk shit.
I don't give a damn if you call the cops.
Call him, call them.
We're about to get out of here.
Call him.
Why didn't she do that from the jump when she saw that dog?
She just turned your back.
I wonder if the dog was on the ground and was licking her feet.
But now he's holding the dog.
Yeah.
But that could be true.
She's acting like that dog is a rat or a pigeon.
It's carrying like all these all these blood-borne pathogens.
Yeah.
I mean, some people just don't like pets in like restaurants on the bus, and it triggers them.
But they think it's they feel it's very uh unclean.
That dog looked like it was more clean than that woman.
That dog look like it just went through a shampoo.
Let me that dog smell like porpourie.
Yeah, I know that dog's uh more behaved than she is.
Yeah, she acting like a wild beast on there.
Yeah.
No.
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