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Oct. 14, 2025 - Hodgetwins
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Florida Woman Attacks Elderly Man Over MAGA Hat Then Fights Police

Laura, a Florida woman with purple hair, violently attacked an elderly man over a MAGA hat in a dog park, throwing a Coke can and shoving him until he called police. After jumping a fence to escape, she resisted arrest, demanding an apology before agreeing to be handcuffed while facing charges for battery on a senior and obstructing an officer. The incident illustrates how a verbal dispute regarding President Trump's support rapidly escalated into physical violence and legal consequences, highlighting the volatile intersection of political polarization and public safety. [Automatically generated summary]

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Walking To The Front 00:15:11
Hello.
Is this other person still here?
Yes, they are.
Where is she?
The gentleman in the small side, Michael.
He'll let you know he's got a video.
They're on the big side.
She came running over to this side.
Enough's enough.
I have a right to wear this hat.
Who saw her?
Well, I'll get into all that later.
Michael.
Who's Michael?
Where is he at?
He's in the small park.
Hello.
Is this other person still here?
Yeah, well, all right, yes.
She just walked by.
There they are there.
You're looking at the black back.
Black with the purple hair.
And I have video of her going crazy as a Trump deranged person.
Okay.
And when I said I was good with everything Trump was doing, she freaked out and jumped over the fence and told me I better be worried about her.
So it's with the black tank top back there?
Yeah, black tank top, purple hair.
Walking with a guy.
Stereotypical.
Yeah.
Of course, it's the one I'll be out with.
They're very north side of the park.
Ma'am, can you come over here for a minute?
Hi.
Hello.
So before we get into everything, can I just bring you up here so we can all talk together out in the front up here?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No.
Okay, do you have your ID on you?
No.
Okay, what's your first name?
Laura.
Laura?
Why are you here, sir?
Well, there was an incident.
We were called about it.
Okay, the other officer's going to come talk to you.
She looks demented.
Second, I just didn't know where you went to.
So I thought I was talking to you.
I was doing the same thing I always do.
Walking around the dog park.
Laura, what's your last name, Laura?
My...
Why are you asking?
No, I don't want to tell you my last name yet.
Okay, because we're working a criminal investigation.
I said yes.
I said yes.
Okay.
So all I'm asking you for is your name right now.
Laura.
Okay, what's your last name, Laura?
I'll tell you when I feel comfortable telling you.
What the f?
475, you want to head back out here.
Am I being detained?
Yes, you, ma'am, you are.
Okay.
Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
So you don't have a last name you want to give me?
Well, I have a last name.
I'm saying I don't want to give it to you yet until I understand what exactly I've done.
Because as of right now, we're conducting a criminal investigation.
Okay.
I don't know where that's going to go.
All right.
I haven't talked to really anybody else yet.
They just said, hey, that's the girl over there.
So I came out to talk to you.
Okay, so why do you need my last name?
Because we're conducting.
If you're just asking questions.
Because like I said, we're conducting a criminal investigation.
And I will give you my last name when I feel comfortable doing so.
Okay, when will you feel comfortable doing so?
When I know what you want from me.
And we'll explain that.
I'm just trying to get some basic info from you first.
All right.
Okay.
But I do need your name.
You are being detained right now until we figure out what's going on.
All right.
So let's figure out what's going on and I'll give you my last name.
So you're not going to give me your last name.
I will give you my last name when you tell me what it is.
That's all.
The other officer come back out here and talk to you in just a second.
You're unwilling to come up front and talk to us?
If you're going to be like that, sure.
Oh, let's go up front.
I'm going to go this way.
Well, let's go this way.
There's the other officer right there.
We're over here.
Hang on a second.
We're not going to do whatever we want.
That's not how this is going to work.
Okay.
Ma'am?
Sir.
Ma'am?
Sir.
I'm walking to the front of the park.
Is that not what you wanted me to do?
She's refusing.
To walk to the front of the park?
I'm so sorry, sir.
I'm so sorry.
I asked her to walk to the front of the park and I'm getting this.
She won't give me her name.
The park?
I don't know.
Yeah, well, she's with another male back there.
I don't understand.
He's right there.
Uh-huh.
The one in the dog park with the dog?
I'm simply touching.
Okay, no, you're right.
No, no, seriously, seriously.
You guys are right.
I am being disrespectful.
You, you're both right.
I should not be speaking to cops like this.
Okay.
Can I tell you why we're here?
Can I?
Oh, yes, please.
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
We got a call.
There's an allegation made against you.
Okay.
Let me finish.
Let me finish.
I haven't seen the gentleman yet.
Okay.
Let me go get his side.
I'll get your side and then we'll see where we go from there.
Okay.
Was that so hard?
That's what I tried to ask you.
If we were to come right now, you are detained.
Okay.
And can I just say, but that's fine.
He would not move past asking me my name.
He would not tell me anything unless I can.
Did I not tell you we were just saying we're here conducting a criminal investigation?
Did you tell me?
And no, I told him this already.
I don't get ID at the park typically.
Let's go walk to the front of the park and we'll figure this out.
Okay.
Why are you detaining me?
I just told you.
I was asking him.
Okay, let's go to the front.
Why are you?
Why are you detaining me?
Because we're conducting a criminal investigation.
You don't go up to the front right now.
I'm going to put you in handcuffs.
So, do you want to walk or do you want me to put you in handcuffs right now?
I mean, I was already walking towards this woman.
This woman never matured past the age of like 12 or 13 years old.
She behaves like a juvenile.
You said 12, 13?
You've been a little generous with that.
She hasn't matured past the age of six.
And all I wanted was what you told me.
See?
Easy, you're not afraid.
While we're doing this, let me get your hands.
Let's keep walking.
No, I will keep walking when you.
He patientized.
Babe!
Boy, she's been painting out the nail.
Yeah.
Right now, you're detained.
Okay, you're not under arrest, but you're not following instructions.
This is very silly.
I just don't want my earbuds to be lost.
That's the only reason I'm doing this.
Look at that hair.
Because I want my boyfriend to get them right up.
Will you not get out of the hand?
No?
No, buddy.
Babe!
Siri, I'm in handcuffs and it hurts.
Babe, this is the time to move.
What are you saying right now?
You can keep on doing this.
What did you cut your charge?
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
You know her?
Are you guys together?
What is your relationship to her?
Your boyfriend?
Is this a normal behavior for her?
Okay.
Maybe you can help me out.
Because right now she's just detained.
She's not under arrest, but I'm investigating a criminal allegation.
I just need a girl to go.
Baby, are you recording?
Can you tell her?
We're recording as well.
That's good.
He's got to record you.
That's weird.
That's fine.
I act weird all the time.
All right.
Well, stand up.
I don't want to.
Let's go.
I don't want to.
You're hurting me.
When am I under arrest for?
You have not read me my right.
When am I under arrest for?
Look at him.
Stop.
Stop yelling.
I mean, him.
What have I done?
What have I done to deserve this?
You just.
Yeah, that's a set of what is it?
Middle-aged white women?
Liberal white women.
I wouldn't call them liberal.
I'd say progressive.
Yeah.
I think 60% of them sound mentally ill.
Yeah.
I believe it.
I mean, whenever you see a person with purple hair, you got to question that the person's sanity.
Yeah.
What have I done to deserve this?
What have I done to deserve this?
Can you just walk with us to the front?
Because now you're under arrest.
That's fine.
We'll take another unit.
Possibly two.
I'm not that fat.
Come on, let's go to the front.
Walk up in the front.
What happened to you?
What happened to you?
Okay.
Who do you call when the cops at the back?
Are you not going to walk up to the front?
I don't know if I remember how to.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Well, we're going to wait till we're going to go.
We'll get another car.
Okay.
What's the car gonna do?
Run over me?
Is it gonna hurt my wrist some more?
Uh, we're cut for no need to run clear.
Flexible she is.
Dude, I'm freaking flexible.
And we have one in custody now.
You see what I'm saying?
She didn't drew it past the age of six.
You know, all this is pretty ridiculous.
I love Florida.
All right, now we got the idea at least.
I'm proud to be an American, because at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the man who died who gave that right to me.
And I'll proudly stand up next to you.
And a fan hairstyle today.
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this game.
God bless them.
Can I just move my hands so it doesn't hurt my wrist?
No, we just wanted to walk you up front, but all I want to do is hurt my wrist.
Also, hurt my wrist.
Are you going to walk up to the front?
No, I tried to have you carry me.
You wouldn't do it.
So I don't know what you want.
We've been trying to be cooperative with you.
You since I walked out with you.
Oh, honey, you have not ever.
You, Mr. Hanslick, have not been cooperative from the beginning.
I am a little bit sorry to be so difficult to you.
I should have tried to hug him.
I am very sorry.
I don't understand why you're being difficult.
Because those men, because that man that called the cops threw his drink at me.
Okay.
And I told you we were just going to the front so we could talk.
You just got very difficult with us for no reason.
Okay, I did not get difficult until this man come through the park, veer left, and walk the trail.
You'll see us.
What was the diff what was I doing that was so difficult?
I got it.
Do you need five of us if you take custody?
No.
Yes, bring five.
Bring five of you.
I'm huge.
You don't.
What's wrong with you?
I can carry you back in on your hands.
Don't like what's your damn thing?
Seriously, if you just walked to the front of us, we could have taken care of this.
And that's what I was doing.
You guys kept yelling at me while I was walking.
You called over the other guy saying that I wasn't walking.
And then when I was walking, you told me to stop.
I don't understand exactly what I did.
Can we try again?
Can you please just walk with us to the front?
I mean, we really don't want to carry you all the way out to the car.
We're going to take you up to the front, but I mean, you're just making this more difficult than it has to be.
He started it.
Okay.
Will you walk with us to the front?
Does he apologize?
No, ma'am.
Will you walk to the front with us?
If you try?
If this guy apologizes.
Okay, let's try to.
Let's try it.
No, but I will do every single thing, every single person.
Can you walk with us to the front?
If this man apologizes, will you walk with us to the front, ma'am?
If you apologize.
Apologize for what?
Oh, thank God you're here.
Who is this?
Thank God.
We were trying to walk up to the front, and then she just jumped on me and Hobble.
So she hasn't.
Well, she hasn't kicked, but if you try, that's a bullfriend.
Ow!
Ow!
Mr. Third Cop, can I please see you, Mr. Third Cop?
Mr. Third Cop, I'm right here.
Can I see you?
I'm right here.
May I see you?
No, I'm busy.
May I see you when you're done?
You can talk to me.
The reason that I'm not standing up and walking in the front right now is because I wanted an apology from Professor.
Let's roll on the side.
Oh, no, no due process.
What's that?
Let's roll on her side and then pick her.
Maybe it'll do process.
No, this hurts.
This hurts my ribs.
Look around her armpits.
What's that?
Grab.
Can you will you listen to us the single thing that I said?
Well, now she can't walk.
So can you grab her leg?
Yep.
So you'll grab my leg to hear me like you won't listen to me about how this guy on my right.
This is crazy.
Refused to tell me anything.
Don't let her yell at me.
So this guy on my right, I walked over to him.
All of you got a mustache.
I said, what?
Yeah.
Can you help us?
Yeah, I guess.
He does.
I'm only 140 pounds.
Come on, hold on.
I will walk.
I will f.
I said I would walk nine times.
I said I would walk.
I said I would walk.
I guess I said.
Now you want to walk.
It's a little too late for that.
How do you feel about letting yourself walk?
Watch out.
Never mind.
Watch out.
Oh, God.
I said I want to walk.
Apparently not.
Stop, stop.
Why are you doing this?
I said I would.
You started kicking.
Because you wouldn't put me down.
It hurts.
It hurts, guys.
We tried to let you walk, and then you started kicking us and screaming.
All right, are we ready to go again?
You want to try to get shit?
No, no.
You tried kicking, so she's not getting switched on.
Kicking And Screaming 00:02:48
That looks crazy.
It does.
Yeah.
But she earned it.
She's going to start breathing.
How do you know?
Cops all breathing.
My name is about to flip out of your handcuffs on the right.
Yeah, they're about to come up to handcuffs.
Does that get me anything?
My name's about to flip out of the.
Does that earn me anything?
This hurts like a motherfucker.
Is anyone gonna listen to me?
I already agreed to walk several times.
Nope, we're past that.
We're breathing!
I would let a walk now.
Yeah, I would trust that.
Okay.
You guys got your test cameras on?
Yes, we're all recording your behavior.
Glenn.
Glenn, Glenn Glenn.
I agreed to walk so many times.
We can just bring her all the way up right here.
Because I mean, the car won't be able to come over here anyway.
Am I required to give you my name for no reason?
Yes, you are.
Oh my god, you couldn't please hurt so much.
All you have to do is walk.
I agree to walk.
I agree to walk.
I agreed to walk.
That is not true.
That is not true at all.
They take my hands are gonna.
Oh my god!
Will you stand?
Margo.
There you stand.
Well, I'll consider taking those off.
So, here, let's put it on.
Well, I wouldn't believe anything you say.
Did you want to try standing?
I trusted you when you were on your way over, and I tried to talk to you, and you wouldn't even listen to me.
Guys, why am I being arrested?
I've not heard my Miranda rights yet.
Am I being arrested?
Yes, you are now.
Initially, you weren't.
Why am I being arrested now?
Right now, I'm resistant.
What?
Resisting?
Probably more charges coming.
All right, let's get in the clue.
Probably more charges coming.
I should be scared.
Have a seat in the car.
Captain Justice, please.
Have a seat in the car.
I should do this.
Freddy.
Being Arrested Now 00:07:32
Three.
Can you take a seat?
One, two, three.
Yeah, she's got, yeah, she's got to go.
This is not doing any of this.
Ow, ow, ow!
You can't bend my hip the wrong way.
Okay.
I had to be in the back of the part, too.
Oh, my goodness.
And this he tells the boyfriend, can you start recording?
Which we already have 17 cameras on.
He started for a second, and he's like, yeah, well.
Okay, but is this.
We're trying to let her calm down a little bit.
What was the issue?
Is this normal behavior for her?
The original issue is just a simple question to these guys over there.
She's just, she's kind of passionate about, you know, Trump and all that.
She asked him why they still support him.
And then he started yelling.
He threw his drink at us and then she started yelling, went over there, and then, you know, he kind of gave her a little body check and then she started yelling more.
And the bigger guy, he's the one that called the cops.
He went off.
And then she just sat down and was talking to the other guy, guy with the long hair.
She was talking pretty calmly to him.
And then it just kind of escalated.
He's whooped.
I mean, I was just trying to calm her and talk to her too.
Hey, can you come up front with me?
Let's have a conversation.
I mean, I don't know how where that dog came from.
We could have been probably gone and done with this by now.
Yeah, I know.
Do you have an idea on anybody in James Tom?
The other one of the other officers.
He's already got it.
Okay, did the other officer already talk to you?
Whichever one took my ID, he's the only one that talked to me.
I'm not sure.
Give us just a second when we talk to you.
Typical progressive boyfriend.
All right, okay.
All right, all right.
Okay, this one's it.
It's $35.
Hair color getting what about your eyes, sir?
Uh, brown, you can have this back.
Okay, just tell me what happened just today.
Yeah, I understand you guys were sitting down on a bench, okay?
Okay, start from there.
Uh, we're sitting there.
My back is facing the park, that park.
Okay, okay.
I'm just sitting there talking to him.
She's coming over, screaming at us, screaming at us, screaming at me.
So I get up, I said to her boyfriend, I said, please.
What did she say?
I don't even listen.
This has been going on.
But something related to your Trump happened.
Yeah, Trump, that Trump trumped everything.
Yeah.
Trump's responsible for that leaf falling off the tree.
Running her mouth.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Obviously, she ran her mouth.
Not a very smart white girl.
I was just trying to ignore her.
And she's screaming at me, talk to me, talk to me.
Trying to get her.
I'm just ignoring her.
So she comes running through the gate.
And I saw her running at me.
I went running to stop her from coming through the other gate.
I don't want any confrontation.
I don't need it.
Especially off this little morning.
You're thinking that she's coming over to do something.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
No, she wasn't coming like make believe she was a Viet Cong running at me.
Okay.
Okay.
That type.
Okay.
So she got to the fence to cool her off.
I threw a little water on her for my thing.
So I locked the gate.
Well, not locked, but shut the lever.
Walk back into mine.
She came flying over this, threw the Coke can at me, shoved, gave me a shove.
And it's just.
Did she hit you with the can?
Yeah.
Where did she hit you?
In the back of the head.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then she pushed you, you said?
Yeah.
So when she threw the can at you, what distance were you from her?
I don't know because I had my back to her.
Couldn't have been too far because she hit me.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't think she's a great, great pitcher.
Okay, gotcha.
Okay.
And then she came up to you and pushed you where she shoved me on the back side of that shoulder.
Okay.
Okay.
Which made me go this way, which wrenched me.
I almost attacked her back, but I didn't.
Okay.
Okay.
That's why my blood pressure and everything went through the roof.
And is that when she jumped over the fence and took off?
Then she went through the gates and went running back that way.
Okay.
That's why I called her.
Can I see the back of your head?
Did you have any injuries?
I don't think I have an injury.
Right over here.
And then when she pushed her, was it like a shove or yeah?
All right, so I gave you your ID back, right?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
I'm going to have another officer come over here and just get your statement and all that.
Sure.
Okay.
And I'll give you a report.
What's that?
I've been in the park before and I've seen her.
Don't walk.
Sorry.
Yeah, I know.
That's before.
I should have called a cop sad, but I didn't.
I tried to give it the benefit of the doubt.
And it's just too crazy.
She needs observation.
She needs meds.
You need telephone.
Yeah.
Do you care?
Yeah.
Well, I think that was clear by the way she came out of the park.
That's the first.
I mean, is she going for like a 72-hour walk?
That reminds me of my club.
No, she's going to jail.
That reminds me of my club in the 70s.
The police came down all my doormen.
I held 1,200.
I had a gorilla squad for doorman.
Look small next to them um, and this blonde, gorgeous blonde one of them in the ball.
So he restrained her.
The police were arrested.
Okay uh, this officer's gonna come over.
Just make sure you write it separately and not talk to each other when you write the same.
Okay, you can't cheat.
You need more ac, less ac, i'm fine.
Good, I would like information.
What's your information?
Am I going somewhere?
Right now?
They're waiting to finish the paperwork and then we're gonna have you go.
I don't know where you're going, but you're going somewhere.
It's not gonna be in the back of the park, no longer.
Okay, I might.
I don't know.
I wasn't there for the initial response.
Thank you, chief justice.
Let me know.
How do you have anything near the windows cry?
Okay, I have been in here.
All right, i've been in here for 30 minutes.
I told them.
Oh, they came walking to me across the park.
I walked to them also, the man who threw his drink on me is the one who called the cops on me, and he threw his drink on me because I asked him if I could ask him about questions about president Trump.
He threw his drink on me.
His friends spoke to me normally.
I hopped the fence to get back over into the big park, to get away from these men.
And then the police came and they would.
I am sorry if I should have given my last name and I did not.
Fear Of Law Enforcement 00:01:27
I wanted to know why I was being detained and they would give me no information, told you several times, that's all.
I'm a nursing assistant.
I have no prayers I have.
I am afraid for the world, very afraid for the world.
Yeah, because of people like you.
Wow, a nurse assistant.
She now faces charge charges, including battery on a person 65 years or older, battery on a law enforcement officer and obstructing or resisting an officer without violence.
This case highlights how a verbal confrontation can quickly escalate into violence and resistance and shows just how unpredictable law enforcement interactions can become.
What a nut.
Well, that's the Democrat party right there.
They have no impulse control and they don't even know what they're.
They don't even know why they're mad.
I'm pretty sure she's up in arms about the people and the families being deported, but you're mad.
You're more mad at law enforcement for enforcing the law, but you're not mad at them for breaking our laws.
No, they're not very logical people.
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