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Nov. 17, 2023 - Hodgetwins
11:51
Katt Williams Just Pissed Off Both Political Parties!
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Katt Williams dismisses reparations as a Democratic "fairy tale" designed to deceive Black voters, arguing that even a reduced $50,000 payment to 38 million people would cost $1.9 trillion and crash the economy. He claims such policies stoke racism, bankrupt the nation, and result from voter indoctrination rather than actual discrimination, suggesting minorities are mentally enslaved by political schemes. Ultimately, his rant frames reparations as a destructive economic fantasy that weakens society, concluding with a promotional giveaway for his website. [Automatically generated summary]

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The Reparations Fairy Tale 00:10:30
Yeah, I've got a new show for y'all.
Gonna damn good show.
When is Negroes gonna give up this fairy tale of reparations?
It's a fairy tale.
It's never gonna happen.
This is a prime example of how Democrats have duped black people into thinking that one day they're gonna get money for being a lazy Negro.
You know what?
Because if you want reparations, if you out here push for this, you got to be a lazy Negro.
You ain't got nothing going for yourself.
Yeah.
You got to be.
This is your ace in the hole, man.
People actually consider themselves to be slaves in a free country.
Well, they're mentally enslaved.
A lot of them are mentally enslaved.
Oh, yeah, most definitely.
Mentally enslaved.
Yeah.
I prefer the term stupid.
So Cat Williams, I guess he was doing his stand-up and he brought up reparations.
Listen to what this black philosopher has to say.
We can get rid of racism once and for all as a country just because we bigger than that and we don't need to be dealing with that shit in 2024.
We can do it.
Now, white people, we gonna need y'all.
Look at your white people.
What?
Yeah, so I don't talk about political shit because sometimes my viewpoints change as I get more information.
This is one of those situations.
I didn't used to believe in this, but now I do.
You like to speak for me in front of black people.
And I in no way speak for all, but I do speak for all niggas.
You're not supposed to know the difference.
Okay, so here it is.
Niggas didn't infected this man.
White people, it's now time for black people to get paid reparations for everything that black people have been through in this country.
Let's pay those reparations.
Okay, white people, I know you're wondering, why now?
Why, Cat?
Why now?
Why?
Why?
Well, here's the thing, white people, and I'm being honest with you.
As black people, we've never said this in history, but it's time for us to get reparations.
Black people, it's our money, and when do we need it?
You see that, white people?
We didn't even rehearse that.
That's how badly black people made this money.
None of us needs this.
And white people, you need it too.
You need it too.
Aren't you ready to get this racism shit past us?
Like, no white person in here has ever had a slave a day in your life.
Don't you want to get this the fuck off of you?
Pay those motherfucking reparations.
Man, I guarantee you give these black people reparations.
Two, three years later, you know what?
That wasn't enough.
I need some more money, white people.
You need to cough it up.
Because for some reason, I didn't spend all my damn money and I'm broke.
It'll never be enough.
And they'll never get rid of this belief that white people are racist.
That's never going to go away.
Black people can see white people as racist.
I think if you...
Because they've been indoctrinated by Democrats.
Hey, Keith, I think.
I used to think the same way.
I think this way.
I used to think the same way when I was young and black and dumb.
I remember I went to the store one time.
I was young.
I was like 19, 20.
I applied for credit.
They denied me.
I said, she said, no, I'm sorry.
You've been denied.
So you just cause I'm black.
That's what I would think because I was indoctrinated.
Oh, they didn't give it to me because she must have put in the system.
Yeah, this is a Negro ask for credit.
So you should turn them down.
That's why I thought, because I've been indoctrinated.
But no, they turned me down not because I'm black, because my damn credit score is like $450 at the time.
You be surprised how many people go apply for credit.
Oh, they ain't give me credit.
Why?
Because I'm black.
You be surprised how many black people believe that.
I already told you stupidity in the black community is alarming.
Hey, look, let me just say this.
Let me just say this.
I think if you pay black people reparations, that's going to stoke racism.
If you don't make a bunch of white people racist, pay a bunch of Negroes for nothing.
I mean, how much they want?
How much do you want, man?
I heard they wanted.
I hired a friend of mine.
He said $5 million.
I said, $5 million?
I said, what's the purpose of reparation?
To put you on the even playing field, right?
Supposedly, yeah.
Yeah, supposedly, you know, make it even playing field.
Because of the weights, yeah, white and black, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
$5 million, you consider yourself royalty.
You a king and a queen.
Somebody paying you $5 million.
Yeah, how many white people walk around that's worth $5 million?
$5 million, you're in the top 1%.
Yeah.
That'd be crazy.
Overnight, the United States government pay reparations.
Overnight, black people in the top 1%.
They're the richest demographic of people in the United States.
You think that's going to change anything in the black community?
No, it would actually destroy the country.
The dollar would crash.
It wouldn't be worth nothing.
That white president on that piece of paper wouldn't be worth shit anymore.
You know why?
Because niggas ruined it.
Reparations.
George Washington's face on it.
Yeah.
Rolling around his grave.
Y'all gave them niggas what?
Hey, look, look, if you give black people, how much are you going to give them, though?
I say, if you're going to pay these Negroes, you know, if you're going to help these Negroes, I say if you're going to pay reparations, right?
You can't pay them.
Kevin, this country is actually financially broke.
We're insolvent.
I don't think they're deserving of reparations.
I'm just making the argument.
If you was to pay these sorry Negroes reparations, I would say about $50,000.
Kevin, that would still crash the dollar.
You know what I mean?
Negroes in this country?
Look at my calculator.
It's about a hundred.
It's too many of them.
I know that.
We need to get that white population.
Shut up, Jesse P. Shit would improve in this country.
Kevin, okay.
It's true.
You know what's a fact, right?
You know what's a fact?
You get rid of some of the minorities.
This country has to be better off.
Based on what metric?
Based on common sense.
Hey, Kevin, white people ain't...
White people.
I ain't saying white people are perfect.
I'm just saying a majority of the black people in this country, you know, just.
Hey, hey, hey, stop it right there, you white supremacist.
Wrong you.
You're supposed to be black.
No.
No, look, look, when you're looking at, take this for example, Keith.
Don't touch me, you white supremacist.
It's a chain, right?
Think of it this way: a chain.
You're only strong.
It's the weakest link.
If you remove that weak link in your society, that could be a mighty strong chain.
Shut up.
All right.
So I think it's, based on my calculations, it's 320 million people in this country.
And us the Negro, we still Negroes.
Yeah.
I'm artists too.
Don't forget that.
I think 12% of the population is a Negro.
That's 38 million Negroes.
Need to cut that back about 16 million.
I can live with that.
So 38 still have great sports.
Great music.
It's not great music without.
Shut up.
All right, so 38 million.
I'm joking.
Y'all know I'm joking, right?
Y'all know I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm trying to add up this.
I'm joking.
I'm just making all the time.
I'm just joking.
So, if you're offended, you go back where you came from.
Hey, Kevin, look.
Shut up.
Listen.
38 million Americans are Negro times $50,000.
Ain't this great white man came up with this?
Great for Negroes.
Yeah, that's science that white people came with, man.
Who would we be?
We couldn't even add up anything.
How much owe you?
I can't count.
Shut up.
All right.
38 million people times $50,000.
Just push equals.
I'm bunk if you let me.
We'll just push it.
Calculator broke.
I turned it sideways, it's still broke.
Y'all think that's 1.9 trillion?
It's 1.9 nigga billion.
It's past trillions.
It's 1.9 nigga trillions.
See?
Damn calculator don't even.
That would bankrupt.
That would deface our currency in America.
It would be worth zero.
Yeah.
You cannot pay that.
You can't.
So let's knock it down.
Let's give these Negroes about five grand.
I'm going to say divide it by two.
Oh, I divide it by two.
It comes out to $960 billion.
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousand, hundred thousand, millions, ten millions, hundred millions, billions, ten billion.
Yep, 100 billion.
It's 960 billion.
So give them, what'd you say, 50,000?
That'd be 25,000.
It'd be 960 billion.
I think it's more than that, Kevin.
No, science don't lie.
The white man's signs do not lie.
No, this is something.
I don't trust this.
Can't be that.
Yeah, I trust the numbers you put in.
I just don't trust the person that's competing.
You being a Negro and all that.
Man, shut up, man.
You're only limited what you can do, boy.
Hey, Kevin, what's wrong with you?
Man, these white people know I'm joking.
How did the Negroes know I'm joking?
If you don't think I'm joking, you need to go back where you came from.
No, you'll never give reparations because financially the country can't do it.
The country will like inflation's a huge problem.
No shit.
If you do that, the dollar's just going to crash and then everybody's screwed.
Disability Checks for Voters 00:01:20
Hey, look here.
You know, it's a sad show's over.
Wait a minute.
I'm tired of talking about these Negroes and that whipping wages.
No, it's just, I find it sad that black people actually think that Democrats, white liberals were actually serious.
That's just a ploy to get your vote.
That's all it is.
It's just a deceitful plan, a scheme, a ruse for you to vote for them.
That's it.
Yeah.
No country is going to pay somebody for being black reparations if you wasn't a slave.
I'm a soul believer that if you're black in this country and you swing left, you deserve a disability check.
Every month, every first of the month, you should get a check about $50.
I'm going to go buy you a switch of sweet.
Go buy you a 40 ounce and go buy you a do-rag because I know you ain't going to buy a belt with it.
Nah, man, it's tough love these Negroes needed.
Hey, our giveaway is almost up.
Our giveaway is almost up.
Last couple weeks.
Negroes, some tough love.
We're giving away a four Bronco and $10,000 in cash, and it's no ordinary Bronco.
It's got 30,000 upgrades.
There's a show truck.
The end of the win.
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