Hodgetwins - Katt Williams Just Pissed Off Both Political Parties!
Aired: 2023-11-17
Duration: 11:51


=== The Reparations Fairy Tale (10:30) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I've got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:01]  Gonna damn good show.
[00:00:04]  When is Negroes gonna give up this fairy tale of reparations?
[00:00:10]  It's a fairy tale.
[00:00:13]  It's never gonna happen.
[00:00:15]  This is a prime example of how Democrats have duped black people into thinking that one day they're gonna get money for being a lazy Negro.
[00:00:29]  You know what?
[00:00:30]  Because if you want reparations, if you out here push for this, you got to be a lazy Negro.
[00:00:34]  You ain't got nothing going for yourself.
[00:00:36]  Yeah.
[00:00:37]  You got to be.
[00:00:38]  This is your ace in the hole, man.
[00:00:43]  People actually consider themselves to be slaves in a free country.
[00:00:46]  Well, they're mentally enslaved.
[00:00:48]  A lot of them are mentally enslaved.
[00:00:50]  Oh, yeah, most definitely.
[00:00:51]  Mentally enslaved.
[00:00:52]  Yeah.
[00:00:52]  I prefer the term stupid.
[00:00:57]  So Cat Williams, I guess he was doing his stand-up and he brought up reparations.
[00:01:01]  Listen to what this black philosopher has to say.
[00:01:06]  We can get rid of racism once and for all as a country just because we bigger than that and we don't need to be dealing with that shit in 2024.
[00:01:17]  We can do it.
[00:01:18]  Now, white people, we gonna need y'all.
[00:01:23]  Look at your white people.
[00:01:25]  What?
[00:01:28]  Yeah, so I don't talk about political shit because sometimes my viewpoints change as I get more information.
[00:01:36]  This is one of those situations.
[00:01:38]  I didn't used to believe in this, but now I do.
[00:01:41]  You like to speak for me in front of black people.
[00:01:44]  And I in no way speak for all, but I do speak for all niggas.
[00:01:51]  You're not supposed to know the difference.
[00:01:54]  Okay, so here it is.
[00:01:56]  Niggas didn't infected this man.
[00:01:59]  White people, it's now time for black people to get paid reparations for everything that black people have been through in this country.
[00:02:11]  Let's pay those reparations.
[00:02:15]  Okay, white people, I know you're wondering, why now?
[00:02:17]  Why, Cat?
[00:02:18]  Why now?
[00:02:19]  Why?
[00:02:20]  Why?
[00:02:20]  Well, here's the thing, white people, and I'm being honest with you.
[00:02:23]  As black people, we've never said this in history, but it's time for us to get reparations.
[00:02:32]  Black people, it's our money, and when do we need it?
[00:02:36]  You see that, white people?
[00:02:38]  We didn't even rehearse that.
[00:02:39]  That's how badly black people made this money.
[00:02:43]  None of us needs this.
[00:02:46]  And white people, you need it too.
[00:02:49]  You need it too.
[00:02:50]  Aren't you ready to get this racism shit past us?
[00:02:54]  Like, no white person in here has ever had a slave a day in your life.
[00:03:00]  Don't you want to get this the fuck off of you?
[00:03:03]  Pay those motherfucking reparations.
[00:03:07]  Man, I guarantee you give these black people reparations.
[00:03:10]  Two, three years later, you know what?
[00:03:12]  That wasn't enough.
[00:03:13]  I need some more money, white people.
[00:03:14]  You need to cough it up.
[00:03:15]  Because for some reason, I didn't spend all my damn money and I'm broke.
[00:03:20]  It'll never be enough.
[00:03:21]  And they'll never get rid of this belief that white people are racist.
[00:03:26]  That's never going to go away.
[00:03:27]  Black people can see white people as racist.
[00:03:29]  I think if you...
[00:03:30]  Because they've been indoctrinated by Democrats.
[00:03:34]  Hey, Keith, I think.
[00:03:35]  I used to think the same way.
[00:03:36]  I think this way.
[00:03:37]  I used to think the same way when I was young and black and dumb.
[00:03:40]  I remember I went to the store one time.
[00:03:43]  I was young.
[00:03:43]  I was like 19, 20.
[00:03:44]  I applied for credit.
[00:03:45]  They denied me.
[00:03:47]  I said, she said, no, I'm sorry.
[00:03:48]  You've been denied.
[00:03:49]  So you just cause I'm black.
[00:03:52]  That's what I would think because I was indoctrinated.
[00:03:54]  Oh, they didn't give it to me because she must have put in the system.
[00:03:56]  Yeah, this is a Negro ask for credit.
[00:03:58]  So you should turn them down.
[00:03:59]  That's why I thought, because I've been indoctrinated.
[00:04:01]  But no, they turned me down not because I'm black, because my damn credit score is like $450 at the time.
[00:04:10]  You be surprised how many people go apply for credit.
[00:04:12]  Oh, they ain't give me credit.
[00:04:13]  Why?
[00:04:14]  Because I'm black.
[00:04:16]  You be surprised how many black people believe that.
[00:04:18]  I already told you stupidity in the black community is alarming.
[00:04:24]  Hey, look, let me just say this.
[00:04:25]  Let me just say this.
[00:04:26]  I think if you pay black people reparations, that's going to stoke racism.
[00:04:32]  If you don't make a bunch of white people racist, pay a bunch of Negroes for nothing.
[00:04:38]  I mean, how much they want?
[00:04:40]  How much do you want, man?
[00:04:42]  I heard they wanted.
[00:04:43]  I hired a friend of mine.
[00:04:44]  He said $5 million.
[00:04:46]  I said, $5 million?
[00:04:48]  I said, what's the purpose of reparation?
[00:04:51]  To put you on the even playing field, right?
[00:04:53]  Supposedly, yeah.
[00:04:54]  Yeah, supposedly, you know, make it even playing field.
[00:04:56]  Because of the weights, yeah, white and black, yeah.
[00:04:57]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:58]  $5 million, you consider yourself royalty.
[00:05:01]  You a king and a queen.
[00:05:02]  Somebody paying you $5 million.
[00:05:04]  Yeah, how many white people walk around that's worth $5 million?
[00:05:07]  $5 million, you're in the top 1%.
[00:05:09]  Yeah.
[00:05:10]  That'd be crazy.
[00:05:11]  Overnight, the United States government pay reparations.
[00:05:14]  Overnight, black people in the top 1%.
[00:05:16]  They're the richest demographic of people in the United States.
[00:05:19]  You think that's going to change anything in the black community?
[00:05:21]  No, it would actually destroy the country.
[00:05:25]  The dollar would crash.
[00:05:26]  It wouldn't be worth nothing.
[00:05:28]  That white president on that piece of paper wouldn't be worth shit anymore.
[00:05:31]  You know why?
[00:05:32]  Because niggas ruined it.
[00:05:33]  Reparations.
[00:05:36]  George Washington's face on it.
[00:05:37]  Yeah.
[00:05:39]  Rolling around his grave.
[00:05:40]  Y'all gave them niggas what?
[00:05:44]  Hey, look, look, if you give black people, how much are you going to give them, though?
[00:05:49]  I say, if you're going to pay these Negroes, you know, if you're going to help these Negroes, I say if you're going to pay reparations, right?
[00:06:00]  You can't pay them.
[00:06:01]  Kevin, this country is actually financially broke.
[00:06:03]  We're insolvent.
[00:06:04]  I don't think they're deserving of reparations.
[00:06:06]  I'm just making the argument.
[00:06:07]  If you was to pay these sorry Negroes reparations, I would say about $50,000.
[00:06:13]  Kevin, that would still crash the dollar.
[00:06:15]  You know what I mean?
[00:06:15]  Negroes in this country?
[00:06:16]  Look at my calculator.
[00:06:19]  It's about a hundred.
[00:06:20]  It's too many of them.
[00:06:20]  I know that.
[00:06:24]  We need to get that white population.
[00:06:28]  Shut up, Jesse P. Shit would improve in this country.
[00:06:32]  Kevin, okay.
[00:06:34]  It's true.
[00:06:34]  You know what's a fact, right?
[00:06:35]  You know what's a fact?
[00:06:37]  You get rid of some of the minorities.
[00:06:39]  This country has to be better off.
[00:06:41]  Based on what metric?
[00:06:43]  Based on common sense.
[00:06:45]  Hey, Kevin, white people ain't...
[00:06:46]  White people.
[00:06:47]  I ain't saying white people are perfect.
[00:06:48]  I'm just saying a majority of the black people in this country, you know, just.
[00:06:51]  Hey, hey, hey, stop it right there, you white supremacist.
[00:06:55]  Wrong you.
[00:06:56]  You're supposed to be black.
[00:06:58]  No.
[00:06:59]  No, look, look, when you're looking at, take this for example, Keith.
[00:07:02]  Don't touch me, you white supremacist.
[00:07:03]  It's a chain, right?
[00:07:04]  Think of it this way: a chain.
[00:07:06]  You're only strong.
[00:07:08]  It's the weakest link.
[00:07:09]  If you remove that weak link in your society, that could be a mighty strong chain.
[00:07:17]  Shut up.
[00:07:18]  All right.
[00:07:19]  So I think it's, based on my calculations, it's 320 million people in this country.
[00:07:23]  And us the Negro, we still Negroes.
[00:07:27]  Yeah.
[00:07:28]  I'm artists too.
[00:07:29]  Don't forget that.
[00:07:32]  I think 12% of the population is a Negro.
[00:07:36]  That's 38 million Negroes.
[00:07:39]  Need to cut that back about 16 million.
[00:07:42]  I can live with that.
[00:07:43]  So 38 still have great sports.
[00:07:45]  Great music.
[00:07:49]  It's not great music without.
[00:07:51]  Shut up.
[00:07:51]  All right, so 38 million.
[00:07:52]  I'm joking.
[00:07:53]  Y'all know I'm joking, right?
[00:07:55]  Y'all know I'm joking.
[00:07:56]  I'm joking.
[00:07:56]  I'm trying to add up this.
[00:07:57]  I'm joking.
[00:07:58]  I'm just making all the time.
[00:07:59]  I'm just joking.
[00:08:00]  So, if you're offended, you go back where you came from.
[00:08:04]  Hey, Kevin, look.
[00:08:05]  Shut up.
[00:08:05]  Listen.
[00:08:06]  38 million Americans are Negro times $50,000.
[00:08:13]  Ain't this great white man came up with this?
[00:08:16]  Great for Negroes.
[00:08:20]  Yeah, that's science that white people came with, man.
[00:08:23]  Who would we be?
[00:08:23]  We couldn't even add up anything.
[00:08:26]  How much owe you?
[00:08:27]  I can't count.
[00:08:29]  Shut up.
[00:08:30]  All right.
[00:08:30]  38 million people times $50,000.
[00:08:32]  Just push equals.
[00:08:34]  I'm bunk if you let me.
[00:08:35]  We'll just push it.
[00:08:38]  Calculator broke.
[00:08:41]  I turned it sideways, it's still broke.
[00:08:43]  Y'all think that's 1.9 trillion?
[00:08:46]  It's 1.9 nigga billion.
[00:08:51]  It's past trillions.
[00:08:52]  It's 1.9 nigga trillions.
[00:08:58]  See?
[00:08:58]  Damn calculator don't even.
[00:09:00]  That would bankrupt.
[00:09:01]  That would deface our currency in America.
[00:09:04]  It would be worth zero.
[00:09:06]  Yeah.
[00:09:07]  You cannot pay that.
[00:09:09]  You can't.
[00:09:09]  So let's knock it down.
[00:09:10]  Let's give these Negroes about five grand.
[00:09:12]  I'm going to say divide it by two.
[00:09:14]  Oh, I divide it by two.
[00:09:16]  It comes out to $960 billion.
[00:09:20]  Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousand, hundred thousand, millions, ten millions, hundred millions, billions, ten billion.
[00:09:26]  Yep, 100 billion.
[00:09:26]  It's 960 billion.
[00:09:28]  So give them, what'd you say, 50,000?
[00:09:30]  That'd be 25,000.
[00:09:31]  It'd be 960 billion.
[00:09:33]  I think it's more than that, Kevin.
[00:09:34]  No, science don't lie.
[00:09:36]  The white man's signs do not lie.
[00:09:38]  No, this is something.
[00:09:39]  I don't trust this.
[00:09:41]  Can't be that.
[00:09:42]  Yeah, I trust the numbers you put in.
[00:09:44]  I just don't trust the person that's competing.
[00:09:48]  You being a Negro and all that.
[00:09:54]  Man, shut up, man.
[00:09:55]  You're only limited what you can do, boy.
[00:10:02]  Hey, Kevin, what's wrong with you?
[00:10:03]  Man, these white people know I'm joking.
[00:10:07]  How did the Negroes know I'm joking?
[00:10:09]  If you don't think I'm joking, you need to go back where you came from.
[00:10:13]  No, you'll never give reparations because financially the country can't do it.
[00:10:18]  The country will like inflation's a huge problem.
[00:10:23]  No shit.
[00:10:25]  If you do that, the dollar's just going to crash and then everybody's screwed.

=== Disability Checks for Voters (01:20) ===

[00:10:31]  Hey, look here.
[00:10:32]  You know, it's a sad show's over.
[00:10:34]  Wait a minute.
[00:10:35]  I'm tired of talking about these Negroes and that whipping wages.
[00:10:39]  No, it's just, I find it sad that black people actually think that Democrats, white liberals were actually serious.
[00:10:45]  That's just a ploy to get your vote.
[00:10:48]  That's all it is.
[00:10:48]  It's just a deceitful plan, a scheme, a ruse for you to vote for them.
[00:10:52]  That's it.
[00:10:53]  Yeah.
[00:10:53]  No country is going to pay somebody for being black reparations if you wasn't a slave.
[00:11:01]  I'm a soul believer that if you're black in this country and you swing left, you deserve a disability check.
[00:11:09]  Every month, every first of the month, you should get a check about $50.
[00:11:13]  I'm going to go buy you a switch of sweet.
[00:11:15]  Go buy you a 40 ounce and go buy you a do-rag because I know you ain't going to buy a belt with it.
[00:11:25]  Nah, man, it's tough love these Negroes needed.
[00:11:31]  Hey, our giveaway is almost up.
[00:11:36]  Our giveaway is almost up.
[00:11:37]  Last couple weeks.
[00:11:38]  Negroes, some tough love.
[00:11:39]  We're giving away a four Bronco and $10,000 in cash, and it's no ordinary Bronco.
[00:11:43]  It's got 30,000 upgrades.
[00:11:44]  There's a show truck.
[00:11:45]  The end of the win.
[00:11:46]  Go to fishhorsttwins.com.
[00:11:48]  Anything you buy to cite gets you automatically enter the win.