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Nov. 16, 2023 - Hodgetwins
09:25
Andrew Tate Is Back!!

Andrew Tate returns to the Hodgetwins podcast, dissecting gender identity through a controversial hypothetical involving Megan Fox and Hulk Hogan. He argues that attraction is defined by presentation rather than anatomy, sparking debates on whether his views confirm past behaviors in Romanian prison or redefine homosexuality. The segment concludes with a giveaway for a Ford Bronco and $10,000 cash, highlighting Tate's polarizing role as a modern philosopher who forces listeners to confront uncomfortable truths about societal norms. [Automatically generated summary]

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Admitting Hidden Desires 00:07:57
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
All right, so Andrew Tate, he's a modern philosopher.
Yeah, he has great takes on everything.
He comes from a neutral perspective.
No, he comes from a realistic perspective.
Yeah, a perspective last time.
Most of the time.
Yeah.
We can't be 100% on, but a perspective that a lot of people are not willing to admit in public.
Yeah.
So here, I'm going to show this video of Tate.
He's actually.
Y'all check it out.
Would you rather have sex with a transsexual, which is a legitimate 10, or a woman, which is a legitimate one?
And everyone's sitting there clicking woman, woman, woman, woman, because they think they're going to be gay if they do anything else.
You people are not thinking about the question.
When I say a one and a ten, I mean Megan Fox with a dick or Hulk Hogan with a pussy.
So you're thinking, well, I don't want to be gay, so I just quit the girl, the number one, did it?
You're going to fuck Hulk Hogan.
Okay, there's a pussy, but he's got mustache and muscles and shit.
He's all hairy.
Big dude, six foot five.
It's pretty gay to me.
That sounds pretty gay.
I don't care if it's a pussy.
That is gay.
There's Megan Fox.
Okay, he's got a dick, but maybe you can like scoot it.
I'm still Megan Fox.
What is straight?
What is gay?
It's all a big sliding spectrum, isn't it?
Because if you're going to sit here and go, no, no, it's gay to bang Megan Fox with a dick.
I counter that argument.
It's gay to bang Hulk Hogan with a pussy.
So which one is it?
Hey, I think you're a homo either way.
Because if you bang what's her name?
If you bang Hulk Hogan with a snack, you definitely gay.
Yeah, the hot white chicken name.
What's her name?
Megan Fox.
Megan Fox.
Yeah, if you bang her.
Technically, you're gay either way.
You're gay either way, because look at it from this point of view.
If you can actually get an erection by looking at Hulk Hogan, you're definitely a homosexual.
I don't care if he's a guy.
You know what I'm saying?
You attracted him because, not because he has a vagina, you attracted him because he looks like a man, if you're getting your dick hard for that.
Now, on the other side, on the other side, what's the name?
Gusson Biden going today.
What's her name?
Megan Fox.
Yeah.
If you get an erection looking at Megan Fox, you're not gay.
Now, if...
What if it's Megan Fox standing there with an 8X heart on?
You just stand up, saluting your ass.
Yeah, you're homosexual.
If you bang anything with a cock, you're a homosexual.
The textbook definition of a homosexual is same-sex sex.
Is that right?
Did I say it right?
Shut up.
Hey, look, all I know is I'm not banging Hulk Hogan.
So y'all know who I'm banging.
I'm just going to do it.
Well, you a homosexual.
No, I'm not.
There you are.
No, I'm not.
You're banging a dude with a cock.
No, it's Megan Fox.
Look, Kevin.
Megan Fox.
Look at them pretty eyes.
Look at them lips.
She looks like a transgender right there.
What?
She looks like a trans right there.
I look like a trans woman.
What are you talking about?
She might already have a cock.
Because she's like a trans woman right now.
No, but look at that.
Okay, look at it.
Okay.
I'm not doing Hulk.
I'm definitely not doing that.
He's looking at you like this, like, going, yeah, yeah, something like Randy Salas.
Why are you pounding?
Yeah, get up in there.
Yeah, yeah.
You gotta cream pie me?
Yeah.
Yeah, that would kill my erection.
I'm doing Megan.
Oh, Megan getting bent over.
Now, if you, you know what?
Let me put it out there.
I would bang Megan.
Doggy style, right?
From the back.
So you ain't got to look at that huge cock.
Now, that wouldn't make me gay.
I'm just playing pretend, right?
I'm attracted to her because Megan looks like a female.
So it doesn't make me gay because I'm attracted to women.
That's why I got an erection because she's a hot woman.
Now, if I lay on my back and Megan inserts her penis inside of me, then you are homosexual.
Yeah, I like that logic.
Yeah.
I can actually sleep better tonight.
Hey, let's read the comments.
Either way, if you slept with Hulk Hogan, you have to be a homosexual.
Who would bang that?
It's a dude that has a vagina.
You pretty much...
Hey, how long are you going to kick this dead horse?
That horse dead, you kicking the shit out of it.
Well, you banging a trans man.
Or is it trans man?
Let me bring this up.
Before we go to the comments, I've seen pictures of women who went through the surgeries to be a man.
They chop all this, they chop their breast off.
They get all these tattoos.
They take steroids.
They lift weights and they get all buff.
But they're naked and it looks like a dude, but it's got a snatch.
That is the most hideous thing you'll ever see in your life.
I would not do that.
I would not do it.
I would do Megan Fox with the mushroom tip over these chicks who take steroids, grow beards, and they want to be a man, but it still has a vagina.
That is gay as hell.
So you like your training is nice and feminine?
Yeah.
With huge cocks.
Hey, let's go to the comments.
You are a homosexual.
Let's go to the comments.
Look, listen.
Nah, bro.
That's the gayest shot I've ever heard him say.
It's not, well, whatever.
You know how black people are.
They're all homophobic.
Yeah, well, he's definitely piped down a lady boy in Thailand.
Is this his way of coming out?
Base tape.
They done.
They done.
The hell?
What the hell's going on?
Look at who's looking at that homosexual.
They done clone this nigga too.
He ain't never said no word shit like this.
And niggas say he's homophobic and transphobic.
Did this dude just come out of the closet?
This isn't real.
It's AI generated.
Oh, that's real.
Yes.
I can tell if it's something.
Yeah, rare, rare Tate L.
I don't think he took his L on this.
I don't either.
This just confirms he dropped the soap in the Romanian prison.
He isn't wrong.
He's pretty gay.
No, just think about it.
I'm celibate.
I know he's not asking women, but I would 100% let Megan Fox F me with a D. That's a female.
Well, that's a female, huh?
Yeah.
What do you think is a dude, you homo?
I thought it was going to be a dude.
Well, it makes sense for a woman to do that.
You know, you know, women.
I mean, I'm not doing Hulk Hogan.
I guess I'm celibate, then.
I ain't.
Huh?
I'm going to get a hand job.
Not from Hulk, from Megan.
I'm going to get sucked off.
Yeah, I think I would too.
I'll get a hand job and I get sucked off.
I'll get a hand job.
Because that doesn't make me gay.
It makes him gay.
Yeah.
Yeah, because she's sucking you off.
And plus, I'm getting tricked.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah.
Because you're attracted to her because she's presenting herself as a female.
Now, if you was attracted to Hulk Hogan because you knew he had a vagina, or you were homosexual, you just ain't came out of the closet yet.
Because I just know in hell, Hulk Hogan had the best sugar walls in the world.
I don't care how good that kitty cat is.
For me to be able to maintain a solid, stiff erection, I got to be attracted to men.
Because he's presenting himself as a man.
As a man.
Megan might be a dude, but she's presenting herself as a woman.
So I'm going to be attracted to that woman because she's a woman.
I'm not attracted to her because she has a cock.
I can already hear it now.
If you're attracted to, it would have sex with Hulk Hogan.
You're not, you're a homosexual.
Attraction vs. Presentation 00:01:27
You're a homo, and you don't want to admit it.
Because if you can get an erection while looking deep into Hulk Hogan's eyes, you might as well suck him off.
Hey, let me say something.
Well, you can't suck him off.
He's got a vagina.
I can see the comments now.
Keith and Kevin for gay rights.
No, it's just.
For trans rights.
It's just a hypothetical.
No, it's 100% fact.
If you're attracted to a transgender woman because she's printing as if it's a woman, it doesn't make you gay.
But it does make you gay if you're attracted to a man who has a vagina.
You gay as hell because you are attracted to his physical appearance.
I'm attracted to that transgender woman because of her physical appearance, not because she has a cock.
You see what I'm saying?
I totally get it.
And I'm not gay either.
I ain't gay neither.
I'm not saying I do.
You're gay.
You the one doing Hulk Hogan.
Yeah.
And y'all calling me gay?
Yeah, you the gay one.
And man, you gay.
You like gay.
You know what?
Hey, you know what the Bible says about gay people?
You're going to burn in hell.
Damn good show.
Damn good show.
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