Haley Van Voris made history as the first woman to play a non-kicking position in an NCAA Division III football game for Shenandoah University against Juniata College. The hosts debate her physical capabilities and the authenticity of images showing her tackling a quarterback, oscillating between skepticism about female strength and acceptance of her achievement. While tangents cover Donald Trump's arrest and LeBron James's fashion choices, the core discussion questions whether women belong on traditional football fields or should remain in flag football. Ultimately, the episode highlights the shifting landscape of collegiate sports despite lingering doubts regarding athletic performance. [Automatically generated summary]
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Girl Makes History in Football00:07:13
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Hey, man, this girl just made history.
She did?
Yeah, they say it's history.
She's the first girl to play in a, I guess, a Division III college football game.
Well, I thought you was going to say something crazy.
Like first woman with a penis or something.
That's her.
I actually look, I feel kind of gay looking at her.
What's up with them?
What's up with them arms?
She kind of looks androgenous.
You don't know what she is.
I'm attracted to her, though, man.
It looks like she could take charge in the bedroom.
But that picture like she'll hold you down.
Look, this is what you're going to do, all right?
But that picture actually doesn't look like her.
Here's a video, and it explains how she said history.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's totally.
Set history, huh?
It's total BS.
Check it out.
738 was some inspiring history that was made football over this weekend.
Yeah, for the first time ever, a woman played in an NCAA game in a position that was not kicker.
Her name is Haley Van Voris.
And we cannot wait to talk to her.
But first NBC's Kayleigh Hartjunk has her amazing story.
Kaylee, good morning.
She's my type girl right there.
Hey, good morning, guys.
So after more than two years on her college football team without seeing any game action, Haley told me she felt like she was in a movie.
Just pause right there.
Just keep it up.
Is that her on the left?
That's her number 10 right there.
If I didn't know anybody says a gay dude, I would say it's a field go kicker.
I would say either a punter or a field goal kicker.
Right?
All right, keep going.
Her team needed to stop on third down, and Haley ran right for the quarterback, getting her Hollywood ending to the play.
Man, watch this who runs the field.
Look at him here.
Shenandoah University's Haley Von Voris making history as the first woman to take the field, not as a kicker, in an NCAA football game.
It's not every day that a female gets to play college football.
So, you know, the sideline was going crazy.
It was just a great moment.
And she made her presence known.
She's safe.
With Division III Shenandoah up 26 points against Juniata College.
Registered on the way to a Shenandoah.
The quarterback's on top of her.
He scored.
I bet she was looking out at her like this.
He got up off her.
It's like, oh.
Hey, but that was kind of, that was, that's, that's why they're not, man.
That's fake they let her tackle him.
And he went down to the ground and fell on top of her.
Well, sometimes the safeties, um, they'll let the safety.
Yeah, they'll let him blitz.
It's a blitz, yeah.
So I don't think they had anybody to like say, no, I think I still come.
He got BAM right in her mouth.
She's been on ground like this.
I ain't just locked up in the house.
Yeah, it looked like they let her do that to make history.
Well, I'm sure they didn't want to hurt her, man.
She's got a pretty face on her.
She's a very attractive woman, huh?
Five foot six.
She wanted to make hits, so why didn't she, you know, just kick a field goal or something?
Maybe be a punter.
I guess that wasn't manly enough for her.
Well, she's not.
No, that's if you're going to let women play football, then you make them field goal kickers and punters.
They're not real football players.
You know that, right?
They can't kick.
Damn hips too wide.
No, women can kick.
Man, child.
You ever been kicked in the nest by a woman?
Well, that's definitely.
They some damn good kicks, man.
A five-year-old could kick you in the next decision.
Oh, man.
Women, man.
No, it looks like they let her sack the quarterback.
Well, she hit him.
She had a head full of steam.
He took on the hit and said, wait a minute, what the hell is this?
Yeah, and fell on top of her.
Fell on top of her and mounted her.
He's for like, oh, yeah.
Hey, man, what's wrong with you?
Pull a picture up of her.
You see that picture?
Name's Haley, huh?
Yeah.
Pull the picture up.
She got some pretty eyes on her.
She's got some nice masculine arms on her, too.
I like them big old.
Wait a minute, I like them pursues.
I think they've been Photoshopped.
Look at her hands.
I ain't never seen a woman's hands look like that.
Wait a minute.
You own something.
That's Photoshopped.
Look, her face, they enhanced her face.
They made her more look more masculine.
Look how thick her neck is.
Just Photoshop.
Wait a minute.
Go back to the video her talking.
That is not her arms.
That is not her hands.
That is not her neck.
That's her neck thicker than mine.
Think of them hands wrapped around you down now.
You're like, wait a minute, those are some masculine-looking hands you got.
Hey, feel kind of rough.
The video didn't receive her, but first NBC's Kaylee's.
Amazing story.
Kaylee, good morning.
Hey, good morning, guys.
So, after more than two years on her college football team without seeing any game action, Haley told me she felt like she was in a movie when she sent on the field Saturday.
Her teammate had a stop at their deck.
She was took away.
And Hayley ran right for the quarterback.
She got one and the kind of name.
She's got a drink to the play.
She's going about the 22-yard.
Go to the interview where he's talking to her.
Yeah, she's got a thick neck.
Yeah.
Wish I could see them arms.
Yeah, her arm.
Maybe she's just very muscular.
Maybe that's her arms right there.
Maybe it is her arms, man.
Look at her.
She got the arm.
I can't see her.
But them hands look crazy right there.
Maybe it is her hands.
It's hard to Photoshop it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's hard to Photoshop.
Oh, so we're hating on her.
Man.
Yeah, that's true.
Just put your face on there.
Nah, man.
I saw Trump getting arrested.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
This looks real to me.
I saw Trump get arrested.
I saw him fighting with cops.
I saw Trump running and get tackled and taken to jail.
So anything, so if they could do that, that's Photoshop.
I saw LeBron James walking down the street in a pink dress.
You can't trust anything nowadays.
But yeah, women can be muscular like that.
She's an attractive woman.
But I know they let her.
She's 5'6 ⁇ .
Well, maybe she got them.
You know how mid-jit dimensions?
What?
Did you guys?
Midget dimensions.
Yeah, their arms will fill out easily.
She's only 5'6.
Man, stop hating.
She's muscular.
Man, pull that picture up.
Look at her damn hand, man.
Man, she got a thick neck, man.
I ain't never seen a woman with a neck like that.
Look at how thick her neck is.
That hand looks strong, man.
Look at that forearm on her.
See that forearm action?
Man, hold up.
No, man.
I ain't believing this.
That's Photoshop.
This is a scam.
Damn, good shot.
What kind of woman, though?
Only position you should be playing is flag football and you the center.
I like muscle.
I'm the quarterback.
Midget Dimensions and Thick Necks00:00:16
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