Hodgetwins - Your Beloved Football Is WOKE Now!
Aired: 2023-09-28
Duration: 07:30


=== Girl Makes History in Football (07:13) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  Hey, man, this girl just made history.
[00:00:06]  She did?
[00:00:07]  Yeah, they say it's history.
[00:00:09]  She's the first girl to play in a, I guess, a Division III college football game.
[00:00:13]  Well, I thought you was going to say something crazy.
[00:00:16]  Like first woman with a penis or something.
[00:00:22]  That's her.
[00:00:23]  I actually look, I feel kind of gay looking at her.
[00:00:26]  What's up with them?
[00:00:27]  What's up with them arms?
[00:00:28]  She kind of looks androgenous.
[00:00:34]  You don't know what she is.
[00:00:35]  I'm attracted to her, though, man.
[00:00:37]  It looks like she could take charge in the bedroom.
[00:00:39]  But that picture like she'll hold you down.
[00:00:44]  Look, this is what you're going to do, all right?
[00:00:48]  But that picture actually doesn't look like her.
[00:00:50]  Here's a video, and it explains how she said history.
[00:00:53]  Yeah?
[00:00:53]  Yeah.
[00:00:53]  It's totally.
[00:00:54]  Set history, huh?
[00:00:55]  It's total BS.
[00:00:56]  Check it out.
[00:00:58]  738 was some inspiring history that was made football over this weekend.
[00:01:03]  Yeah, for the first time ever, a woman played in an NCAA game in a position that was not kicker.
[00:01:07]  Her name is Haley Van Voris.
[00:01:09]  And we cannot wait to talk to her.
[00:01:10]  But first NBC's Kayleigh Hartjunk has her amazing story.
[00:01:13]  Kaylee, good morning.
[00:01:14]  She's my type girl right there.
[00:01:15]  Hey, good morning, guys.
[00:01:16]  So after more than two years on her college football team without seeing any game action, Haley told me she felt like she was in a movie.
[00:01:23]  Just pause right there.
[00:01:24]  Just keep it up.
[00:01:25]  Is that her on the left?
[00:01:26]  That's her number 10 right there.
[00:01:28]  If I didn't know anybody says a gay dude, I would say it's a field go kicker.
[00:01:34]  I would say either a punter or a field goal kicker.
[00:01:36]  Right?
[00:01:37]  All right, keep going.
[00:01:40]  Her team needed to stop on third down, and Haley ran right for the quarterback, getting her Hollywood ending to the play.
[00:01:45]  Man, watch this who runs the field.
[00:01:49]  Look at him here.
[00:01:52]  Shenandoah University's Haley Von Voris making history as the first woman to take the field, not as a kicker, in an NCAA football game.
[00:02:00]  It's not every day that a female gets to play college football.
[00:02:03]  So, you know, the sideline was going crazy.
[00:02:07]  It was just a great moment.
[00:02:09]  And she made her presence known.
[00:02:13]  She's safe.
[00:02:13]  With Division III Shenandoah up 26 points against Juniata College.
[00:02:18]  Registered on the way to a Shenandoah.
[00:02:22]  The quarterback's on top of her.
[00:02:26]  He scored.
[00:02:29]  I bet she was looking out at her like this.
[00:02:33]  He got up off her.
[00:02:34]  It's like, oh.
[00:02:38]  Hey, but that was kind of, that was, that's, that's why they're not, man.
[00:02:43]  That's fake they let her tackle him.
[00:02:45]  And he went down to the ground and fell on top of her.
[00:02:47]  Well, sometimes the safeties, um, they'll let the safety.
[00:02:50]  Yeah, they'll let him blitz.
[00:02:50]  It's a blitz, yeah.
[00:02:52]  So I don't think they had anybody to like say, no, I think I still come.
[00:02:56]  He got BAM right in her mouth.
[00:03:00]  She's been on ground like this.
[00:03:01]  I ain't just locked up in the house.
[00:03:04]  Yeah, it looked like they let her do that to make history.
[00:03:08]  Well, I'm sure they didn't want to hurt her, man.
[00:03:09]  She's got a pretty face on her.
[00:03:11]  She's a very attractive woman, huh?
[00:03:13]  Five foot six.
[00:03:14]  She wanted to make hits, so why didn't she, you know, just kick a field goal or something?
[00:03:17]  Maybe be a punter.
[00:03:18]  I guess that wasn't manly enough for her.
[00:03:20]  Well, she's not.
[00:03:21]  No, that's if you're going to let women play football, then you make them field goal kickers and punters.
[00:03:27]  They're not real football players.
[00:03:32]  You know that, right?
[00:03:32]  They can't kick.
[00:03:33]  Damn hips too wide.
[00:03:35]  No, women can kick.
[00:03:36]  Man, child.
[00:03:37]  You ever been kicked in the nest by a woman?
[00:03:38]  Well, that's definitely.
[00:03:39]  They some damn good kicks, man.
[00:03:41]  A five-year-old could kick you in the next decision.
[00:03:43]  Oh, man.
[00:03:43]  Women, man.
[00:03:45]  No, it looks like they let her sack the quarterback.
[00:03:48]  Well, she hit him.
[00:03:50]  She had a head full of steam.
[00:03:52]  He took on the hit and said, wait a minute, what the hell is this?
[00:03:55]  Yeah, and fell on top of her.
[00:03:56]  Fell on top of her and mounted her.
[00:03:59]  He's for like, oh, yeah.
[00:04:01]  Hey, man, what's wrong with you?
[00:04:04]  Pull a picture up of her.
[00:04:06]  You see that picture?
[00:04:08]  Name's Haley, huh?
[00:04:09]  Yeah.
[00:04:10]  Pull the picture up.
[00:04:11]  She got some pretty eyes on her.
[00:04:15]  She's got some nice masculine arms on her, too.
[00:04:17]  I like them big old.
[00:04:18]  Wait a minute, I like them pursues.
[00:04:20]  I think they've been Photoshopped.
[00:04:23]  Look at her hands.
[00:04:24]  I ain't never seen a woman's hands look like that.
[00:04:26]  Wait a minute.
[00:04:27]  You own something.
[00:04:28]  That's Photoshopped.
[00:04:30]  Look, her face, they enhanced her face.
[00:04:33]  They made her more look more masculine.
[00:04:35]  Look how thick her neck is.
[00:04:39]  Just Photoshop.
[00:04:40]  Wait a minute.
[00:04:42]  Go back to the video her talking.
[00:04:43]  That is not her arms.
[00:04:44]  That is not her hands.
[00:04:46]  That is not her neck.
[00:04:46]  That's her neck thicker than mine.
[00:04:48]  Think of them hands wrapped around you down now.
[00:04:50]  You're like, wait a minute, those are some masculine-looking hands you got.
[00:04:53]  Hey, feel kind of rough.
[00:04:56]  The video didn't receive her, but first NBC's Kaylee's.
[00:05:00]  Amazing story.
[00:05:01]  Kaylee, good morning.
[00:05:03]  Hey, good morning, guys.
[00:05:04]  So, after more than two years on her college football team without seeing any game action, Haley told me she felt like she was in a movie when she sent on the field Saturday.
[00:05:12]  Her teammate had a stop at their deck.
[00:05:14]  She was took away.
[00:05:14]  And Hayley ran right for the quarterback.
[00:05:16]  She got one and the kind of name.
[00:05:17]  She's got a drink to the play.
[00:05:18]  She's going about the 22-yard.
[00:05:20]  Go to the interview where he's talking to her.
[00:05:23]  Yeah, she's got a thick neck.
[00:05:24]  Yeah.
[00:05:25]  Wish I could see them arms.
[00:05:29]  Yeah, her arm.
[00:05:33]  Maybe she's just very muscular.
[00:05:34]  Maybe that's her arms right there.
[00:05:36]  Maybe it is her arms, man.
[00:05:37]  Look at her.
[00:05:37]  She got the arm.
[00:05:38]  I can't see her.
[00:05:39]  But them hands look crazy right there.
[00:05:41]  Maybe it is her hands.
[00:05:45]  It's hard to Photoshop it.
[00:05:47]  Yeah.
[00:05:47]  Yeah.
[00:05:49]  Oh, that's hard to Photoshop.
[00:05:51]  Oh, so we're hating on her.
[00:05:54]  Man.
[00:05:55]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:05:55]  Just put your face on there.
[00:05:56]  Nah, man.
[00:05:57]  I saw Trump getting arrested.
[00:05:59]  Oh, yeah, that's true.
[00:06:00]  Yeah.
[00:06:02]  This looks real to me.
[00:06:04]  I saw Trump get arrested.
[00:06:05]  I saw him fighting with cops.
[00:06:07]  I saw Trump running and get tackled and taken to jail.
[00:06:11]  So anything, so if they could do that, that's Photoshop.
[00:06:15]  I saw LeBron James walking down the street in a pink dress.
[00:06:20]  You can't trust anything nowadays.
[00:06:22]  But yeah, women can be muscular like that.
[00:06:24]  She's an attractive woman.
[00:06:26]  But I know they let her.
[00:06:28]  She's 5'6 ⁇ .
[00:06:28]  Well, maybe she got them.
[00:06:29]  You know how mid-jit dimensions?
[00:06:31]  What?
[00:06:33]  Did you guys?
[00:06:34]  Midget dimensions.
[00:06:34]  Yeah, their arms will fill out easily.
[00:06:36]  She's only 5'6.
[00:06:39]  Man, stop hating.
[00:06:41]  She's muscular.
[00:06:42]  Man, pull that picture up.
[00:06:43]  Look at her damn hand, man.
[00:06:44]  Man, she got a thick neck, man.
[00:06:46]  I ain't never seen a woman with a neck like that.
[00:06:48]  Look at how thick her neck is.
[00:06:49]  That hand looks strong, man.
[00:06:51]  Look at that forearm on her.
[00:06:53]  See that forearm action?
[00:06:55]  Man, hold up.
[00:06:58]  No, man.
[00:06:59]  I ain't believing this.
[00:07:00]  That's Photoshop.
[00:07:02]  This is a scam.
[00:07:05]  Damn, good shot.
[00:07:06]  What kind of woman, though?
[00:07:08]  Only position you should be playing is flag football and you the center.
[00:07:11]  I like muscle.
[00:07:12]  I'm the quarterback.

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