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Sept. 26, 2023 - Hodgetwins
04:44
Travis Kelce Just Made The Worst Decision of His Life!
# vaccine skepticism travis kelce sports figures celebrity endorsements covid 19 vaccine flu shot kansas city chiefs negroes charity officialhawstwinscom racial identity ram diesel pickup truck

Travis Kelce is dissected as a potential Hall of Famer and vaccine commercial star, with hosts debating his racial identity and mocking a staged ad featuring two band-aids. While one speaker critiques Kelce's "woke" bank account for accepting the promotion, another admits idolizing him and plans to get vaccinated to match his image. The segment concludes by promoting a giveaway of a Ram 2,500 diesel truck and $10,000 cash at officialhawstwins.com, blending sports analysis with commercial incentives. [Automatically generated summary]

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Kelsey's Charity and Pay 00:04:27
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Star tight end for the world champion, Kansas City Chiefs.
You talking about Kelsey?
Kelsey.
That dude's bad, man.
That's a good tight end right there.
Hall of Famer, ain't he?
That's best tight end in football right now.
Best tight end in football.
I think I see him on TV.
He's got some charity for the Negroes.
He started a charity for Negroes.
Dog, it's like, I think he's for.
He's so funny.
Why are you laughing at that?
Because I said Negroes.
For Negroes.
Hey, you do.
You got a six sense of humor, right?
Right, dog.
I see that.
He started a charity for Negroes.
Dog, but seriously, he's doing good things for the community.
I guess he's a role model, is what you think.
Yeah, he's like a role model.
So this kind of hurt me when I saw this.
You know, when I look at him, he comes off like a light-skinned black dude.
You notice that?
He gets fades and stuff the way he talks.
Yeah.
He's got the mannerism of a Negro.
Right?
See what I'm saying, right, Donnie?
Yeah, I think he grew up around a lot of black people.
Him and his brother.
He's a shut up.
He's got a black.
Shut up.
He's got a brother that's totally different.
His brother comes off like a country dude, and he comes off like a light-skinned black dude.
Yeah, so I've seen him on this one thing where he's like, he's the charity or whatever.
It's just helping out like inner city kids and stuff.
And a lot of them happen to be black.
You know, they need special treatment.
But anyway, I seen this commercial and it kind of upset me.
Why?
He's a sellout.
You think Kelsey's a sellout?
Check out this commercial.
You'll see why I say a sellout.
I'll be the judge of this.
Oh, yeah, you be the judge.
I'll be the judge.
This COVID-19 shot when you get your flu shot?
Two things at once.
Two things at once.
I'll have the two things at once, please.
Now, back to two things at once.
Two things at once.
That's not two things at once.
Come up.
Travis, ask about getting this season's COVID-19.
Oh, man.
See them two band-aids?
He got the flu shot and the COVID shot.
Look at that smallest face.
He's like, yep, I got paid.
Look at his face.
I know you got paid a lot of money to do this commercial.
That is.
You know, he got paid.
He got a clean fade on him now.
That's a clean fade.
That's a clean fade he got.
Yeah, that's crazy, man.
Look at that face.
Yeah.
I wonder how much they paid him.
Man, look at his face.
A lot.
Because that dude smirked like, yep, I took the money.
You think he took the vaccine for real?
What that dude?
That dude is like a damn physical specimen.
Tight end.
I think he's like six foot five, six, six.
275 pounds.
Run a four-flat 40.
That's some supreme genetics there.
That dude ain't taking no damn.
Well, what I know.
He might be woke.
I know his bank account is woke.
Because you know, files had to pay him a lot of money.
He's the best tight end in football.
On the world championship, Kansas City Chiefs.
He got paid a lot of money.
Yeah.
I've done commercials.
It's all staged.
So, like them two band-aids.
Man, that dude ain't.
Well, we didn't do that commercial we did.
We did beef jerky.
Yeah.
Who was it?
Who we do it for?
I forget the name of the brand.
Forget it, too.
It's been years.
Some kind of beef jerky.
He used to have a cage.
Jack Links.
Yeah, Jack Links, yeah.
He used to have a Cade man.
Yeah.
Put his face up again.
I just want to see that face.
That's a face that I don't care.
I got paid.
Look at it.
They make sure they put the two band-aids different colors.
I know, I mean, I'm 49, been around the block a few times, but many people don't have the wisdom, the experience that I got.
I got.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see.
A lot of people gonna see that commercial.
Oh, that's my idol.
He got the vaccine.
I'm gonna go get it too.
And the flu shot.
I'm gonna be just like Kelsey.
I'm gonna be a superstar.
Win a $90k Truck 00:00:15
Damn, good show.
That giveaway is almost up.
We're giving away a Ram 2,500 diesel pickup truck, $90,000 truck, and $10,000 in cold hard cash.
The end of the win, go to officialhawstwins.com.
Anything you buy from the site, get you automatically.
End of the win.
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