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Sept. 19, 2023 - Hodgetwins
05:08
Kansas City High Just Made LGBTQIAWTF+2 History!

Hodgetwins opens with a giveaway for a Ram 2500 and $10,000 before discussing Oak Park High School's homecoming king and queen selection in Kansas City, where a transgender student won. The host makes explicit remarks about the winner's physical appearance, claims the Democratic Party shifted from Jim Crow to supporting gender non-conformity, and argues Republicans view this as a future farce. Ultimately, the segment frames LGBTQ+ milestones through a lens of political betrayal and cultural regression rather than progress. [Automatically generated summary]

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Kansas City Giveaway Details 00:03:57
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
That a damn good show.
Just a quick reminder, our giveaway is almost up.
Giving away a Ram 2500 diesel pickup truck.
$10,000 in cold, hard white American cash.
End of the win, go to officialhawkstwins.com.
Anything you buy from the site gets you automatically into the win.
All right, so this happened in Kansas City, Missouri.
What is it?
Like a homecoming queen or something.
What do you call it?
Homecoming.
No, king and queen of the school.
What do you call that?
I forget.
I'm getting old.
Homecoming.
You know, the homecoming.
Yeah, homecoming, king and queen.
You know, when the student body vote for the king and the queen, it's always the most popular guy and the most beautiful, attractive girl.
Yeah, I remember those was the good old days.
Yeah.
But in Kansas City, this high school, I think, was Oak Park.
Bring up the first picture, a trans.
Kansas City is blue, ain't it?
Of course it's a city.
See, the top left is a dude.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
The top left?
The top left is a dude.
I would totally smash it if it was one.
But my favorite is that one in the center.
No.
The one the top right.
See that one?
How about the bottom left?
She got some.
She got some.
You can't go wrong with blonde hair, blue eyes.
That one on the bottom left got some Bridget Fonda going.
Yeah, that one on the bottom right?
I can tell she's a freak, too.
Hey, Kevin, we're talking about.
We're talking about high school kids.
Hey, hey, hold up.
Now, I was just joking.
I put myself in the body of a 17-year-old kid.
Because that's how we thought back in those days.
Yeah, that's how, yeah.
I'm not, you know.
Y'all know I'm joking.
Those are kids.
Those are people's daughters, man.
I was joking.
I got a daughter.
I got a daughter, 16.
Hey, you want to start over?
I ain't started nothing over.
Freedom of speech in this great country.
Well, I was looking at it from there like 18.
No, it's joking.
What's this joking?
I'm not attracted to them kids.
Yeah, I ain't either.
What do I look like?
Hunter Biden?
Clean that up.
Yeah, if you fix that one.
And of course, who do y'all think won?
Go to the second woman with the clitoris that's longer than probably three inches.
Look, she's acting like she's surprised.
Oh, my God, I won.
Of course you did.
Look at them guns on it.
Hey, got no hips.
It's straight up and down.
Hey, got no hips.
That dude to the right got more hips than you.
Oh, my God, really?
I really won?
Oh, my gosh.
This is a great country.
What is, man, this world has lost their mind.
Hey, go to the next image.
You know what?
All you girls deserve that.
Money, the girl in the...
See the hips?
See, the girls got hips.
See them?
Well, you can't really tell.
See the one on the end, the right and the left?
You can see the hips.
You can tell that one in the center is not a girl.
You can tell that fake smile on his face.
He had a hard-ass face.
Like he got to go to the bathroom or something.
See it?
Like he's constipated.
Yeah, he's wide up in the chest, too.
Well.
See the hips?
Yeah, I'll see you.
That one girl's tall, man.
You don't like girls tall and broad shoulders.
Man, shut up.
What's wrong with you?
You women, you deserve it for participating in this.
Yes.
Why aren't you participating this?
You already know who's going to win.
The dude.
Y'all got, when y'all, y'all going to be old and gray.
Y'all going to show pictures to y'all's kids.
And your kids is actually going to laugh at you and mock you.
It's like, mom, why are you smiling?
This is a farce.
This is stupid.
Future Kids Mocking You 00:01:10
You know what?
I'm Republican.
That's what your kids are going to tell you.
Hopefully, when they have kids and they look back on this, all this stuff is over.
I mean, already said that.
It's all over.
Already said that.
I'm going to add to it.
And you're just going to look back on this and like, man, that was a crazy time we're living in.
I could have swore I already said that.
And it all happened because of Democrats.
Look what the Democratic Party did.
They came over Jim Crow, the KKK.
Now they got dudes wearing dressings and calling women.
And people still vote for Democrats.
That was a damn good show.
Damn, good show.
Hey, and it's almost giveaway's almost up.
Yep.
Give away a Ram 2500 diesel pickup truck.
And it's got the Cummins Cranny Transmission.
And $10,000 in cold hard cash.
The end of the win.
Cold hard white American cash.
Yeah, the good cash.
That's a good cash.
Yeah.
There's some value to it.
The end of the win.
Go to officialhawkstwins.com.
Anything you buy from the site, get you out of America.
End of the win.
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