Kansas City Giveaway Details
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Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
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That a damn good show.
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Just a quick reminder, our giveaway is almost up.
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Giving away a Ram 2500 diesel pickup truck.
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$10,000 in cold, hard white American cash.
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End of the win, go to officialhawkstwins.com.
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Anything you buy from the site gets you automatically into the win.
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All right, so this happened in Kansas City, Missouri.
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What is it?
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Like a homecoming queen or something.
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What do you call it?
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Homecoming.
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No, king and queen of the school.
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What do you call that?
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I forget.
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I'm getting old.
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Homecoming.
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You know, the homecoming.
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Yeah, homecoming, king and queen.
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You know, when the student body vote for the king and the queen, it's always the most popular guy and the most beautiful, attractive girl.
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Yeah, I remember those was the good old days.
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Yeah.
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But in Kansas City, this high school, I think, was Oak Park.
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Bring up the first picture, a trans.
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Kansas City is blue, ain't it?
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Of course it's a city.
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See, the top left is a dude.
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Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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The top left?
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The top left is a dude.
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I would totally smash it if it was one.
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But my favorite is that one in the center.
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No.
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The one the top right.
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See that one?
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How about the bottom left?
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She got some.
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She got some.
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You can't go wrong with blonde hair, blue eyes.
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That one on the bottom left got some Bridget Fonda going.
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Yeah, that one on the bottom right?
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I can tell she's a freak, too.
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Hey, Kevin, we're talking about.
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We're talking about high school kids.
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Hey, hey, hold up.
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Now, I was just joking.
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I put myself in the body of a 17-year-old kid.
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Because that's how we thought back in those days.
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Yeah, that's how, yeah.
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I'm not, you know.
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Y'all know I'm joking.
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Those are kids.
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Those are people's daughters, man.
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I was joking.
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I got a daughter.
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I got a daughter, 16.
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Hey, you want to start over?
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I ain't started nothing over.
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Freedom of speech in this great country.
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Well, I was looking at it from there like 18.
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No, it's joking.
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What's this joking?
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I'm not attracted to them kids.
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Yeah, I ain't either.
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What do I look like?
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Hunter Biden?
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Clean that up.
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Yeah, if you fix that one.
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And of course, who do y'all think won?
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Go to the second woman with the clitoris that's longer than probably three inches.
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Look, she's acting like she's surprised.
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Oh, my God, I won.
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Of course you did.
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Look at them guns on it.
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Hey, got no hips.
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It's straight up and down.
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Hey, got no hips.
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That dude to the right got more hips than you.
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Oh, my God, really?
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I really won?
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Oh, my gosh.
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This is a great country.
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What is, man, this world has lost their mind.
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Hey, go to the next image.
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You know what?
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All you girls deserve that.
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Money, the girl in the...
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See the hips?
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See, the girls got hips.
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See them?
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Well, you can't really tell.
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See the one on the end, the right and the left?
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You can see the hips.
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You can tell that one in the center is not a girl.
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You can tell that fake smile on his face.
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He had a hard-ass face.
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Like he got to go to the bathroom or something.
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See it?
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Like he's constipated.
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Yeah, he's wide up in the chest, too.
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Well.
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See the hips?
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Yeah, I'll see you.
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That one girl's tall, man.
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You don't like girls tall and broad shoulders.
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Man, shut up.
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What's wrong with you?
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You women, you deserve it for participating in this.
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Yes.
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Why aren't you participating this?
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You already know who's going to win.
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The dude.
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Y'all got, when y'all, y'all going to be old and gray.
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Y'all going to show pictures to y'all's kids.
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And your kids is actually going to laugh at you and mock you.
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It's like, mom, why are you smiling?
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This is a farce.
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This is stupid.
Future Kids Mocking You
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You know what?
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I'm Republican.
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That's what your kids are going to tell you.
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Hopefully, when they have kids and they look back on this, all this stuff is over.
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I mean, already said that.
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It's all over.
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Already said that.
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I'm going to add to it.
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And you're just going to look back on this and like, man, that was a crazy time we're living in.
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I could have swore I already said that.
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And it all happened because of Democrats.
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Look what the Democratic Party did.
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They came over Jim Crow, the KKK.
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Now they got dudes wearing dressings and calling women.
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And people still vote for Democrats.
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That was a damn good show.
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Damn, good show.
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Hey, and it's almost giveaway's almost up.
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Yep.
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Give away a Ram 2500 diesel pickup truck.
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And it's got the Cummins Cranny Transmission.
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And $10,000 in cold hard cash.
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The end of the win.
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Cold hard white American cash.
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Yeah, the good cash.
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That's a good cash.
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Yeah.
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There's some value to it.
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The end of the win.
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Go to officialhawkstwins.com.
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Anything you buy from the site, get you out of America.
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End of the win.