Hodgetwins - Kansas City High Just Made LGBTQIAWTF+2 History!
Aired: 2023-09-19
Duration: 05:08


=== Kansas City Giveaway Details (03:57) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  That a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  Just a quick reminder, our giveaway is almost up.
[00:00:06]  Giving away a Ram 2500 diesel pickup truck.
[00:00:10]  $10,000 in cold, hard white American cash.
[00:00:13]  End of the win, go to officialhawkstwins.com.
[00:00:15]  Anything you buy from the site gets you automatically into the win.
[00:00:20]  All right, so this happened in Kansas City, Missouri.
[00:00:23]  What is it?
[00:00:24]  Like a homecoming queen or something.
[00:00:26]  What do you call it?
[00:00:27]  Homecoming.
[00:00:28]  No, king and queen of the school.
[00:00:30]  What do you call that?
[00:00:31]  I forget.
[00:00:31]  I'm getting old.
[00:00:33]  Homecoming.
[00:00:34]  You know, the homecoming.
[00:00:35]  Yeah, homecoming, king and queen.
[00:00:38]  You know, when the student body vote for the king and the queen, it's always the most popular guy and the most beautiful, attractive girl.
[00:00:44]  Yeah, I remember those was the good old days.
[00:00:47]  Yeah.
[00:00:48]  But in Kansas City, this high school, I think, was Oak Park.
[00:00:51]  Bring up the first picture, a trans.
[00:00:54]  Kansas City is blue, ain't it?
[00:00:56]  Of course it's a city.
[00:00:57]  See, the top left is a dude.
[00:01:01]  Really?
[00:01:01]  Mm-hmm.
[00:01:02]  The top left?
[00:01:03]  The top left is a dude.
[00:01:04]  I would totally smash it if it was one.
[00:01:07]  But my favorite is that one in the center.
[00:01:10]  No.
[00:01:12]  The one the top right.
[00:01:14]  See that one?
[00:01:14]  How about the bottom left?
[00:01:16]  She got some.
[00:01:17]  She got some.
[00:01:17]  You can't go wrong with blonde hair, blue eyes.
[00:01:19]  That one on the bottom left got some Bridget Fonda going.
[00:01:23]  Yeah, that one on the bottom right?
[00:01:25]  I can tell she's a freak, too.
[00:01:27]  Hey, Kevin, we're talking about.
[00:01:28]  We're talking about high school kids.
[00:01:34]  Hey, hey, hold up.
[00:01:35]  Now, I was just joking.
[00:01:37]  I put myself in the body of a 17-year-old kid.
[00:01:42]  Because that's how we thought back in those days.
[00:01:44]  Yeah, that's how, yeah.
[00:01:45]  I'm not, you know.
[00:01:46]  Y'all know I'm joking.
[00:01:47]  Those are kids.
[00:01:47]  Those are people's daughters, man.
[00:01:49]  I was joking.
[00:01:49]  I got a daughter.
[00:01:50]  I got a daughter, 16.
[00:01:51]  Hey, you want to start over?
[00:01:52]  I ain't started nothing over.
[00:01:56]  Freedom of speech in this great country.
[00:01:58]  Well, I was looking at it from there like 18.
[00:02:00]  No, it's joking.
[00:02:01]  What's this joking?
[00:02:02]  I'm not attracted to them kids.
[00:02:04]  Yeah, I ain't either.
[00:02:05]  What do I look like?
[00:02:05]  Hunter Biden?
[00:02:08]  Clean that up.
[00:02:09]  Yeah, if you fix that one.
[00:02:11]  And of course, who do y'all think won?
[00:02:14]  Go to the second woman with the clitoris that's longer than probably three inches.
[00:02:20]  Look, she's acting like she's surprised.
[00:02:22]  Oh, my God, I won.
[00:02:26]  Of course you did.
[00:02:27]  Look at them guns on it.
[00:02:30]  Hey, got no hips.
[00:02:31]  It's straight up and down.
[00:02:32]  Hey, got no hips.
[00:02:33]  That dude to the right got more hips than you.
[00:02:38]  Oh, my God, really?
[00:02:40]  I really won?
[00:02:41]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:02:42]  This is a great country.
[00:02:46]  What is, man, this world has lost their mind.
[00:02:49]  Hey, go to the next image.
[00:02:52]  You know what?
[00:02:53]  All you girls deserve that.
[00:02:55]  Money, the girl in the...
[00:02:56]  See the hips?
[00:02:57]  See, the girls got hips.
[00:02:58]  See them?
[00:02:59]  Well, you can't really tell.
[00:03:00]  See the one on the end, the right and the left?
[00:03:02]  You can see the hips.
[00:03:03]  You can tell that one in the center is not a girl.
[00:03:05]  You can tell that fake smile on his face.
[00:03:07]  He had a hard-ass face.
[00:03:08]  Like he got to go to the bathroom or something.
[00:03:10]  See it?
[00:03:10]  Like he's constipated.
[00:03:12]  Yeah, he's wide up in the chest, too.
[00:03:17]  Well.
[00:03:21]  See the hips?
[00:03:22]  Yeah, I'll see you.
[00:03:23]  That one girl's tall, man.
[00:03:25]  You don't like girls tall and broad shoulders.
[00:03:27]  Man, shut up.
[00:03:29]  What's wrong with you?
[00:03:33]  You women, you deserve it for participating in this.
[00:03:36]  Yes.
[00:03:37]  Why aren't you participating this?
[00:03:38]  You already know who's going to win.
[00:03:41]  The dude.
[00:03:43]  Y'all got, when y'all, y'all going to be old and gray.
[00:03:46]  Y'all going to show pictures to y'all's kids.
[00:03:48]  And your kids is actually going to laugh at you and mock you.
[00:03:52]  It's like, mom, why are you smiling?
[00:03:54]  This is a farce.
[00:03:56]  This is stupid.

=== Future Kids Mocking You (01:10) ===

[00:03:58]  You know what?
[00:03:59]  I'm Republican.
[00:04:01]  That's what your kids are going to tell you.
[00:04:04]  Hopefully, when they have kids and they look back on this, all this stuff is over.
[00:04:09]  I mean, already said that.
[00:04:11]  It's all over.
[00:04:12]  Already said that.
[00:04:13]  I'm going to add to it.
[00:04:14]  And you're just going to look back on this and like, man, that was a crazy time we're living in.
[00:04:18]  I could have swore I already said that.
[00:04:21]  And it all happened because of Democrats.
[00:04:25]  Look what the Democratic Party did.
[00:04:26]  They came over Jim Crow, the KKK.
[00:04:29]  Now they got dudes wearing dressings and calling women.
[00:04:33]  And people still vote for Democrats.
[00:04:36]  That was a damn good show.
[00:04:38]  Damn, good show.
[00:04:42]  Hey, and it's almost giveaway's almost up.
[00:04:44]  Yep.
[00:04:45]  Give away a Ram 2500 diesel pickup truck.
[00:04:48]  And it's got the Cummins Cranny Transmission.
[00:04:52]  And $10,000 in cold hard cash.
[00:04:54]  The end of the win.
[00:04:55]  Cold hard white American cash.
[00:04:57]  Yeah, the good cash.
[00:04:58]  That's a good cash.
[00:04:59]  Yeah.
[00:04:59]  There's some value to it.
[00:05:00]  The end of the win.
[00:05:01]  Go to officialhawkstwins.com.
[00:05:03]  Anything you buy from the site, get you out of America.
[00:05:07]  End of the win.