Hodgetwins host Mike Malin critiques New Mexico Governor Michelle Grisham's public health emergency suspending gun carry rights, disputing statistics on child mortality while making offensive racial comparisons between banning firearms and targeting Black people. He highlights Burnley County Sheriff's refusal to enforce the ban due to constitutional fears, speculates on the sheriff's ancestry, and concludes by labeling the governor a dictator deserving life imprisonment despite promoting a Ram 2500 giveaway. [Automatically generated summary]
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Gun Violence as Public Health Crisis00:09:34
The governor of New Mexico says she has had enough.
She has declared gun violence a public health emergency in her state and in its largest city, Albuquerque.
She suspended the right to carry firearms in public.
That suspension by Governor Michelle Grisham runs for 30 days.
She says legal action will soon follow.
But her decision to act sooner came after the shooting death of an 11-year-old boy near a stadium last week and two other cases this summer.
Gun violence is the leading cause of death for children ages 1 to 19 in New Mexico.
That's a lie.
Yeah, I've got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Y'all hear that part?
That was a good morning, America.
That part at the end?
Yeah.
It's the leading cause of death for 1 to 19-year-olds in New Mexico.
For any journalists to say that, you know what?
They have no integrity.
They're immoral.
They're corrupt.
Because that's not true.
It's cherry picking at its finest.
Yeah.
How many...
The leading cause of death for one to 19-year-olds is not gun violence.
I mean, it's not gun violence.
It's gang violence.
It's just an accident.
Gang on games.
It's a lot of different things.
It's not gun violence.
Yeah, I think they're cherry picking.
I mean, the guns are involved, but it's a bunch of gang members shooting each other.
Yeah.
But they're cherry picking.
They bring in the one, two, three, and four-year-olds, which were accidents, just like that one accident was.
Well, I want to say this.
How many one-year-olds were shot to death?
How many two-year-olds?
Three-year-olds.
Yeah.
Four-year-olds, five-year-olds, six-year-olds.
I mean, come on.
It's like a bunch of one-year-olds getting shot and killed by guns.
How many?
The leading cause of death for like teenagers because of the gun violence in this area is due to guns.
But it's gang violence, but they lump in the one and two and three and four and five-year-olds, the six and seven, eight-year-olds to galvanize support to ban guns.
No, that was beautiful.
I mean, that was like Socrates.
I'll take it a step further.
A lot of people might hate me for this.
But the leading cause of death for one and 19-year-olds is black people.
You crazy as hell for saying that.
Well, it's true.
Facts can't be racist.
It ain't black people.
You don't think black people are the leading cause?
I don't even have to look at statistics, but it just already know that.
I mean, take all the black people out of New Mexico.
Those statistics would fall off a table.
Well, I'm thinking it's a lot of Latinos, too.
Latinos ain't perfect neither, you know.
Yeah.
Then you got spurred.
But they better than black folks.
I tell you what, I need to clean this up.
If a majority of America was Asians and white people, this place would be heaven.
Okay, you fixed it.
Anyway.
So, how did the state of how did the state of New Mexico hire a Karen?
Baby, I ain't gonna take it that far.
She said it's a national, it's a state health emergency.
See, that COVID, that was just the testing grounds.
Y'all see how far they took the COVID?
Then she's like, you know what?
I'm going to call a national, I mean, a state health emergency.
Yeah, I'm just going to ban the guns.
You didn't work with COVID.
You know what is crazy?
That is so stupid.
It's about as stupid as saying black people is a national health emergency.
Hey, man, you got something against black people?
No, ain't got nothing against black people.
Those are FBI statistics.
I'm just stating facts over here.
You'll be more.
I love black people.
I love everybody.
I don't care what the skin color is, but I'm just stating facts over here.
Hell, I'm black.
I ain't got nothing against these Negroes.
I'm just stating facts.
Hey, she said it's a health emergency with guns, so bang guns.
No, I'm saying health emergency with black people.
Hey, you'll be, okay, it's hard to ban guns, right?
It's hard to ban Negroes, too.
What?
No, it ain't.
It's hard to ban Negroes.
You don't get it?
That was a joke.
And it just went right over your head.
You said it's hard to ban guns.
I came back with a joke.
I said it's hard to ban Negro.
Just let me say something.
Well, I just want to throw that joke in there.
Look, it's hard.
I can't joke anymore.
I mean, is this?
Hey, Kevin, I got a joke I want to say, but you can't throw it for me.
What is it?
Is this the Harsh Twins or the Keith Hard show?
I got a joke.
Let me tell my joke.
Well, I'm just saying it's Harsh Twins.
It's not Keith Hard.
This is at the show of Keith Hard.
Let me tell my joke.
Just shut up.
Let me tell my joke.
Y'all let me know whose joke is better.
Here, I've been killing these white people these Negro jokes.
What you talking about?
These white people are going to pick me.
Well, I got a joke.
Let me say it.
All right, this is how the joke goes.
It's hard to bang guns because, see, guns, you can hide them.
You can stick them on a mattress.
It's hard to ban Negroes.
You can't stick a nigga on a mattress.
His feet and his dick is going to be hanging.
That was good.
You know, Negroes got them long dicks.
Wait a minute.
That dude's head is hanging out of the count.
Yeah, this is where the mushroom tips.
You know what?
The feet is hanging out, then the head's hanging out.
And then you see a piece of some nuts hanging.
You know, Negroes got fagged nuts.
Hey, man, let's get serious on this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's uncalled for.
Let's clean this up.
All right.
I'm supposed to be a respectable conservative show over here.
So, of course, this is unconstitutional.
Yeah, I think it's unconstitutional banning Negroes, too.
A damn constitution.
Hey, Kevin, get serious on this.
All right.
All right, look here.
The sheriff spoke out.
Check him out.
He ain't having this.
And he's black.
He's a black guy.
Black dude.
Look like he might be Mexican.
He's something.
He ain't white.
I hold my standards high, and I do not or never will hedge on what is right.
And I take my oath seriously.
There you go.
In reference to concealed carry and open carry, the Burnley Ooh County Sheriff's Office will not enforce this segment of the order.
Well, I understand the urgency.
The temporary ban challenges the foundations of our Constitution, but most importantly, it is unconstitutional.
My oath was to protect the Constitution.
And that is what I will do.
The governor made it clear in her presence.
She knew we as law enforcement did not agree with the order.
And as a result, this was solely her decision.
Other than this ban being unconstitutional, here are other reasons why I will not enforce the order.
Okay.
One, what many forget is I have enough violence here in Burnley County.
I do not want to have political violence towards my deputies or here in Burnley County.
Pause it.
My job is to keep on.
He said political violence.
You know what that means?
White dudes with beards.
Don't tread on me, Axe.
Don't you break your ass over here for?
I got something for your ass.
That's what he's talking about.
Hey, is he, he's like, he's not white, is he?
I don't know what he is.
He's racially ambiguous.
Now, he could be a white guy with a nice tan.
I ain't never seen that white dude in a tan like that.
Some of them can tan up like that.
Yeah, some of them, man, but that don't look like a tan.
You know a tan when a white person gets a tan?
It looks like a butterball turkey.
It's like that dark brown.
It's beautiful, you know?
Skin look like it's peeling.
No, you've seen it, man.
Shut up.
You know a butterball turkey gets that nice golden.
I ain't never seen no white man with no butterball turkey tan.
That's what they look like.
It's like a butterball turkey.
It's got that brown.
If somebody's that golden brown like that and they're white, it's going to be that leather stuff.
You see them white people get stayed at the beach.
They 75 that skin look like a patent, like freckles and leather.
You're talking about 80 years.
I'm talking about when you young and you white, you get a tan.
It's very distinctive.
He looks like us.
Yeah.
Like you look at me, you can tell I'm not tan.
It don't have that butterball turkey feel to it.
You got some of that Negro in you.
Well, you got a lot of Negro in you.
According to, what's that place?
Ancestor.com, 56%.
No, it ain't that black.
54.
Man, you was crazy as hell.
What?
I'm just saying get you.
You said I ain't that black.
I'm only 54%.
I'm just getting the facts straight.
Anyway.
What do you say?
He was 56?
It keeps going up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Every time I check in, every six, I'm like, damn it.
I'm just joking, everybody.
I love who I am.
No, you don't.
You know, you switch the white man if you had the opportunity.
I'd be Brad Pitt.
I'd be sleeping with everybody.
Racial Identity and Genetic Percentages00:02:01
If I could switch.
Why you got to switch to Brad Pitt?
Man, what white woman, what black woman, what Latino woman, what woman on this planet wouldn't sleep with Brad Pitt, man?
Me.
Just look at me.
Man.
Look at his beard.
You know what else I'd be?
Look at his eyes.
And guess what else I got?
I got nine inches.
Hey, man, this show is going off the rim.
You know who else I'll be?
What?
Denzel Washington.
Yeah.
And guess who I'll be after that?
Who?
Samuel Jackson.
You know why?
Why?
Because when I lay down with the woman, we're going to cuss out.
I'm going to call all kinds of B-words and MS. Hey, Kev, let's get back to this topic.
All right.
Hey, let me talk to this the sheriff.
That was the sheriff, yeah.
Yeah, you should arrest her, too.
Yeah, you should.
Because not only you protect and serve, but you are supposed to uphold the Constitution.
She's a dictator.
Y'all should go in there, put in handcuffs, and walk her out.
Y'all should do what they did to Trump.
Yeah.
Because what she's doing is crazy.
She's totally turned her back on the Constitution.
That's impeachable.
That's a...
Man, she should get life in prison.
She just banned.
She thinks she has the power, the discretion, the authority to take away people's constitutional rights.
Oh, you get life in prison for that.
I'm telling you, she got it from that COVID stuff.
They're seeing how far they could push the COVID.
So National Health Emergency.
That's why she's using that same language for the guns.
Yeah.
Yeah, she should go to jail.
Should lock her up.
For life.
No, two life sentences.
And a straightening jacket.
Lock that damn kern up.
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