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Aug. 11, 2023 - Hodgetwins
09:32
Oregon Woman Shares How She Wanna Watched Barbie Movie
# voting rights voting eligibility viral entry points barbie conspiracy theories covid 19 joe biden lockdowns movie box office n95 masks portland oregon racial stereotypes socrates the little mermaid

Oregon Woman Shares How She Wanna Watched Barbie Movie examines a Portland screening on July 31st or August 1st featuring N95 mandates and no children, contrasting Barbie's billion-dollar run against The Little Mermaid. The dialogue devolves into claims about viral entry points, racist generalizations regarding Black computer literacy attributed to Joe Biden, and conspiracy theories linking Socrates' death to homosexuality and voting restrictions. Ultimately, the episode highlights how casual entertainment discussions can rapidly spiral into harmful misinformation and discriminatory rhetoric. [Automatically generated summary]

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Barbie Movie Morning Showing 00:03:35
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Gonna talk to y'all about that Barbie movie.
Did you go?
No, I'm not into Barbie.
Stop blind, man.
You know you ain't the white girls.
Wife and kids went to go see it.
I played off.
No, I want to see that white girl.
It's not my thing.
It's like real like what?
Heard it did better than the Black Mermaid.
No, the Black Mermaid did good too.
Hey, Keith, that white girl, that movie made like a billion dollars in like two weeks.
But the Black Mermaid did good, too.
It did good, not as good as the Barbie.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Those are the facts.
Yeah, but anyway, this is a white man's world.
This is this woman.
She's still scared of COVID, but she wants to go see the Barbie movie.
Look what she did to get over her fear of COVID to go watch Barbie.
Check this out.
I don't remember the last time I went to see a movie because I don't love going to the movie theater.
But I'll tell you what, it pisses me off that I can't go see Barbie.
I want to go see it.
Even if it is white feminism, I want to be able to go.
So I'm doing a thing.
And if you live in the Pacific Northwest, you can do a thing with me.
Here's what it is.
Next week, which is July 31st, August 1st, someday next week on a weekday, I am renting out a theater in Northwest Portland.
The entire theater.
The whole theater.
The theater seats 46 people, I think.
We are only going to do 20 tickets.
So me and 19 other people, that's it.
In addition to that, there will be one employee.
So the entire building, the entire cinema is going to be one employee plus 20 attendees.
That's it.
We are the only people in the building, and every single person, including that employee, is going to be wearing an N95 the entire time.
The employee is going to put it on before they enter the building.
They've been chosen specifically for this purpose.
They seem to get it.
If you show up because you bought a ticket, I need to see a KN94 well-fitted or a 95 well-fitted or a P100.
And if I see a baggie mask, I'm going to tell you to take it off and put on one that I hand you.
I'm holding onto a bunch of masks.
Choose the one you like best.
There are no concessions during the movie.
They're not even going to open it up.
You don't need it.
Do not bother bringing food or drinks.
You may not take your mask off in the movie.
If you need to scratch your nose or you need to take a sip of water, you need to get up, exit the theater, do that, and then come back.
They're going to be medically fragile people there.
This is their first opportunity in like three and a half years.
So we are not fucking around here, folks.
No kids that can't wear a mask solidly for two hours.
Like, I'm not going to do little kids because I don't blame them, but it is what it is.
This is going to be a morning showing.
We are the first people in the building.
So we will be in and out well before any other employees or other people show up for other showings.
The building will have had a chance to clear the air from the night before.
And also, they upgraded their filtration over the past three years and they just had an inspection 26, their quarterly inspection and check out.
Shout out to it.
I want to keep watching.
For what?
That shit like it was going to never stop.
She ain't sound like she ain't been out the house in three years.
Virus Test and Heart Attack 00:04:31
Good.
That's what she said.
She's doing...
I ain't going to say it.
So you think that mask...
Do you know how you catch viruses?
She don't know.
She thinks the only way you catch a virus is somebody breathing and exhale it into the Atmosphere.
Yeah, and you and then you inhale.
She's got her mask on and you inhale it, but she's got the mask on, so it's not gonna.
Yeah, she don't know nothing about your hands.
You don't pick them up and you know, a virus can go right in your eyeballs.
If you ain't wearing goggles to keep air from getting in, you know, your eyes can absorb a virus just like going straight down your damn throat.
Yeah, they can go in your ears.
I ain't never heard about that.
Ears?
Yeah, go in your ear and go straight to the brain.
They can go up your vagina when you go to the bathroom.
Come on, man.
What are you talking about?
They can go in a little cut.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, man.
Ain't no virus going up in your vagina.
A virus can go in your butthole.
You didn't know that?
What's wrong with you?
It's all kinds of ways you can get a virus.
All it needs is an opening.
Oh, man.
She's in Portland, Oregon.
Yeah.
Man, you just need to drop a bomb on that place and just turn it into a parking lot.
Just start all over.
You know, we tried to book a show in Portland.
It's impossible to book a show in Portland.
Yeah.
Because of who we are.
Tacoma either.
Huh?
Was it Portland, Oregon?
Just Portland.
Can we go to Tacoma?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Where'd Tacoma at?
Washington?
It's in Washington.
What was I thinking?
It's in Portland.
I'm sure there's a...
Portland is a city.
I'm sure there's a Tacoma.
Portland is a city.
No, I'm talking about Oregon.
Portland, Oregon.
Portland's the city.
Oregon's the state.
I thought it was, they had Tacoma in Oregon, but it's in Washington, Kelvin.
Yeah, it's in Washington, Kill.
I must have misspoke.
I said Portland.
Shut up.
This woman's worried about COVID.
Like, you know, like, what do you call it?
Comorbidity or something like that?
Yeah, she got one of them at least.
Big as she is.
If you were really worried about COVID, you would have lost some weight.
Well, she probably can't, Keith.
People don't know how to lose weight.
She can book a theater, sell tickets, do all this, but she can't lose weight.
Well, black people don't know how to get an ID.
You know, they don't know how to use a computer.
I know life sucks.
What's going to say about black people?
They don't know how to use a computer.
Well, Biden said that.
It's probably true if he said it.
They can't get an idea.
That's too technical.
Look at it from that.
I think it's true, man.
Think about it.
If you got a good idea, you need to know how to use your computer.
Hey, Kevin.
Black people don't know how to use a computer.
Yeah, I'm not talking about that.
Hey, stop playing.
I ain't playing.
Stop playing.
I agree with Joe Biden.
Stop playing.
No, I ain't playing.
I'm saying it's a heart attack.
Hey, let's get back to the big woman.
I'm tired of that big, stupid fool, man.
You know what?
You're going to go through all this trouble and you're going to catch cold.
You're going to get sick, and guess what?
More likely, you're going to survive.
Now, if she catches that first strain, that first strain almost took us out.
She get that little, that second or third strand came out.
If you get that, what was that first strand called?
What was it called?
It was called the COVID-19 virus.
No, that first strand, I forget what they call it, Delta?
No, that was the second one.
That was the second one.
Then Omnicron was the third.
Yeah, the first one was just the original COVID-19.
That was the original.
Yeah, that first strand was full of white supremacy.
Damn near died.
Yeah, I just can't.
You know, Socrates, they killed him.
Man, that Greek philosopher?
He was a homosexual one.
Yeah, he was a homosexual one.
That's probably why they killed him.
No, they didn't kill him for being gay.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why they killed him.
No, they didn't kill him for being gay.
He was a good homosexual.
Gay Killing and White Supremacy 00:01:24
Yeah.
He was real intelligent.
You know what he said?
What do you say?
He said everybody shouldn't.
What did that homo say?
He said everybody shouldn't have the right to vote.
You got to pass some kind of test first.
Yeah, cognitive test.
Yeah, just an objectivity test.
Yeah.
Like her.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
Like that woman that you just saw?
Yeah.
It should be a law against her voting.
Yeah.
Because her vote impacts everybody's lives.
Yeah.
If it was up to her, I bet you this place would still be locked down.
You know what we need to lock down?
What?
For her sake?
Fast food restaurant.
Can't do that.
It's America.
Oh, man.
You have the right to eat yourself to death and then blame the fast food joint for selling it to you.
That's the American way.
Damn good show.
Damn good show, man.
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