Hodgetwins - Oregon Woman Shares How She Wanna Watched Barbie Movie
Aired: 2023-08-11
Duration: 09:32


=== Barbie Movie Morning Showing (03:35) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  Gonna talk to y'all about that Barbie movie.
[00:00:08]  Did you go?
[00:00:09]  No, I'm not into Barbie.
[00:00:12]  Stop blind, man.
[00:00:13]  You know you ain't the white girls.
[00:00:19]  Wife and kids went to go see it.
[00:00:20]  I played off.
[00:00:21]  No, I want to see that white girl.
[00:00:23]  It's not my thing.
[00:00:26]  It's like real like what?
[00:00:30]  Heard it did better than the Black Mermaid.
[00:00:35]  No, the Black Mermaid did good too.
[00:00:37]  Hey, Keith, that white girl, that movie made like a billion dollars in like two weeks.
[00:00:42]  But the Black Mermaid did good, too.
[00:00:43]  It did good, not as good as the Barbie.
[00:00:45]  Yeah.
[00:00:46]  Come on, man.
[00:00:48]  Those are the facts.
[00:00:49]  Yeah, but anyway, this is a white man's world.
[00:00:52]  This is this woman.
[00:00:55]  She's still scared of COVID, but she wants to go see the Barbie movie.
[00:01:00]  Look what she did to get over her fear of COVID to go watch Barbie.
[00:01:06]  Check this out.
[00:01:08]  I don't remember the last time I went to see a movie because I don't love going to the movie theater.
[00:01:12]  But I'll tell you what, it pisses me off that I can't go see Barbie.
[00:01:17]  I want to go see it.
[00:01:18]  Even if it is white feminism, I want to be able to go.
[00:01:21]  So I'm doing a thing.
[00:01:22]  And if you live in the Pacific Northwest, you can do a thing with me.
[00:01:26]  Here's what it is.
[00:01:27]  Next week, which is July 31st, August 1st, someday next week on a weekday, I am renting out a theater in Northwest Portland.
[00:01:36]  The entire theater.
[00:01:37]  The whole theater.
[00:01:39]  The theater seats 46 people, I think.
[00:01:43]  We are only going to do 20 tickets.
[00:01:44]  So me and 19 other people, that's it.
[00:01:48]  In addition to that, there will be one employee.
[00:01:51]  So the entire building, the entire cinema is going to be one employee plus 20 attendees.
[00:01:57]  That's it.
[00:01:58]  We are the only people in the building, and every single person, including that employee, is going to be wearing an N95 the entire time.
[00:02:06]  The employee is going to put it on before they enter the building.
[00:02:08]  They've been chosen specifically for this purpose.
[00:02:11]  They seem to get it.
[00:02:13]  If you show up because you bought a ticket, I need to see a KN94 well-fitted or a 95 well-fitted or a P100.
[00:02:22]  And if I see a baggie mask, I'm going to tell you to take it off and put on one that I hand you.
[00:02:25]  I'm holding onto a bunch of masks.
[00:02:27]  Choose the one you like best.
[00:02:30]  There are no concessions during the movie.
[00:02:32]  They're not even going to open it up.
[00:02:33]  You don't need it.
[00:02:34]  Do not bother bringing food or drinks.
[00:02:36]  You may not take your mask off in the movie.
[00:02:38]  If you need to scratch your nose or you need to take a sip of water, you need to get up, exit the theater, do that, and then come back.
[00:02:45]  They're going to be medically fragile people there.
[00:02:47]  This is their first opportunity in like three and a half years.
[00:02:49]  So we are not fucking around here, folks.
[00:02:52]  No kids that can't wear a mask solidly for two hours.
[00:02:56]  Like, I'm not going to do little kids because I don't blame them, but it is what it is.
[00:03:01]  This is going to be a morning showing.
[00:03:03]  We are the first people in the building.
[00:03:05]  So we will be in and out well before any other employees or other people show up for other showings.
[00:03:12]  The building will have had a chance to clear the air from the night before.
[00:03:16]  And also, they upgraded their filtration over the past three years and they just had an inspection 26, their quarterly inspection and check out.
[00:03:23]  Shout out to it.
[00:03:25]  I want to keep watching.
[00:03:26]  For what?
[00:03:30]  That shit like it was going to never stop.
[00:03:32]  She ain't sound like she ain't been out the house in three years.

=== Virus Test and Heart Attack (04:31) ===

[00:03:35]  Good.
[00:03:35]  That's what she said.
[00:03:37]  She's doing...
[00:03:38]  I ain't going to say it.
[00:03:40]  So you think that mask...
[00:03:42]  Do you know how you catch viruses?
[00:03:48]  She don't know.
[00:03:50]  She thinks the only way you catch a virus is somebody breathing and exhale it into the Atmosphere.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, and you and then you inhale.
[00:04:00]  She's got her mask on and you inhale it, but she's got the mask on, so it's not gonna.
[00:04:05]  Yeah, she don't know nothing about your hands.
[00:04:06]  You don't pick them up and you know, a virus can go right in your eyeballs.
[00:04:16]  If you ain't wearing goggles to keep air from getting in, you know, your eyes can absorb a virus just like going straight down your damn throat.
[00:04:25]  Yeah, they can go in your ears.
[00:04:27]  I ain't never heard about that.
[00:04:29]  Ears?
[00:04:29]  Yeah, go in your ear and go straight to the brain.
[00:04:36]  They can go up your vagina when you go to the bathroom.
[00:04:40]  Come on, man.
[00:04:41]  What are you talking about?
[00:04:42]  They can go in a little cut.
[00:04:44]  Yeah, I know that.
[00:04:45]  Yeah, man.
[00:04:45]  Ain't no virus going up in your vagina.
[00:04:47]  A virus can go in your butthole.
[00:04:51]  You didn't know that?
[00:04:53]  What's wrong with you?
[00:04:56]  It's all kinds of ways you can get a virus.
[00:04:59]  All it needs is an opening.
[00:05:07]  Oh, man.
[00:05:08]  She's in Portland, Oregon.
[00:05:10]  Yeah.
[00:05:11]  Man, you just need to drop a bomb on that place and just turn it into a parking lot.
[00:05:15]  Just start all over.
[00:05:16]  You know, we tried to book a show in Portland.
[00:05:19]  It's impossible to book a show in Portland.
[00:05:21]  Yeah.
[00:05:22]  Because of who we are.
[00:05:23]  Tacoma either.
[00:05:24]  Huh?
[00:05:25]  Was it Portland, Oregon?
[00:05:26]  Just Portland.
[00:05:27]  Can we go to Tacoma?
[00:05:29]  Yeah.
[00:05:30]  Fuck you.
[00:05:34]  Where'd Tacoma at?
[00:05:35]  Washington?
[00:05:36]  It's in Washington.
[00:05:37]  What was I thinking?
[00:05:37]  It's in Portland.
[00:05:39]  I'm sure there's a...
[00:05:40]  Portland is a city.
[00:05:40]  I'm sure there's a Tacoma.
[00:05:41]  Portland is a city.
[00:05:42]  No, I'm talking about Oregon.
[00:05:43]  Portland, Oregon.
[00:05:45]  Portland's the city.
[00:05:46]  Oregon's the state.
[00:05:48]  I thought it was, they had Tacoma in Oregon, but it's in Washington, Kelvin.
[00:05:53]  Yeah, it's in Washington, Kill.
[00:05:55]  I must have misspoke.
[00:05:55]  I said Portland.
[00:05:57]  Shut up.
[00:05:58]  This woman's worried about COVID.
[00:06:01]  Like, you know, like, what do you call it?
[00:06:03]  Comorbidity or something like that?
[00:06:06]  Yeah, she got one of them at least.
[00:06:07]  Big as she is.
[00:06:09]  If you were really worried about COVID, you would have lost some weight.
[00:06:12]  Well, she probably can't, Keith.
[00:06:13]  People don't know how to lose weight.
[00:06:15]  She can book a theater, sell tickets, do all this, but she can't lose weight.
[00:06:20]  Well, black people don't know how to get an ID.
[00:06:22]  You know, they don't know how to use a computer.
[00:06:27]  I know life sucks.
[00:06:30]  What's going to say about black people?
[00:06:31]  They don't know how to use a computer.
[00:06:32]  Well, Biden said that.
[00:06:33]  It's probably true if he said it.
[00:06:37]  They can't get an idea.
[00:06:38]  That's too technical.
[00:06:41]  Look at it from that.
[00:06:42]  I think it's true, man.
[00:06:43]  Think about it.
[00:06:45]  If you got a good idea, you need to know how to use your computer.
[00:06:48]  Hey, Kevin.
[00:06:48]  Black people don't know how to use a computer.
[00:06:50]  Yeah, I'm not talking about that.
[00:06:51]  Hey, stop playing.
[00:06:52]  I ain't playing.
[00:06:53]  Stop playing.
[00:06:53]  I agree with Joe Biden.
[00:06:56]  Stop playing.
[00:06:57]  No, I ain't playing.
[00:06:57]  I'm saying it's a heart attack.
[00:07:02]  Hey, let's get back to the big woman.
[00:07:04]  I'm tired of that big, stupid fool, man.
[00:07:08]  You know what?
[00:07:08]  You're going to go through all this trouble and you're going to catch cold.
[00:07:14]  You're going to get sick, and guess what?
[00:07:16]  More likely, you're going to survive.
[00:07:18]  Now, if she catches that first strain, that first strain almost took us out.
[00:07:24]  She get that little, that second or third strand came out.
[00:07:27]  If you get that, what was that first strand called?
[00:07:31]  What was it called?
[00:07:32]  It was called the COVID-19 virus.
[00:07:36]  No, that first strand, I forget what they call it, Delta?
[00:07:39]  No, that was the second one.
[00:07:40]  That was the second one.
[00:07:41]  Then Omnicron was the third.
[00:07:43]  Yeah, the first one was just the original COVID-19.
[00:07:46]  That was the original.
[00:07:47]  Yeah, that first strand was full of white supremacy.
[00:07:49]  Damn near died.
[00:07:52]  Yeah, I just can't.
[00:07:53]  You know, Socrates, they killed him.
[00:07:56]  Man, that Greek philosopher?
[00:07:58]  He was a homosexual one.
[00:07:59]  Yeah, he was a homosexual one.
[00:08:00]  That's probably why they killed him.
[00:08:01]  No, they didn't kill him for being gay.
[00:08:03]  Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why they killed him.
[00:08:05]  No, they didn't kill him for being gay.
[00:08:06]  He was a good homosexual.

=== Gay Killing and White Supremacy (01:24) ===

[00:08:07]  Yeah.
[00:08:08]  He was real intelligent.
[00:08:09]  You know what he said?
[00:08:10]  What do you say?
[00:08:11]  He said everybody shouldn't.
[00:08:12]  What did that homo say?
[00:08:13]  He said everybody shouldn't have the right to vote.
[00:08:15]  You got to pass some kind of test first.
[00:08:17]  Yeah, cognitive test.
[00:08:19]  Yeah, just an objectivity test.
[00:08:22]  Yeah.
[00:08:23]  Like her.
[00:08:23]  I agree with that.
[00:08:25]  I agree with that.
[00:08:25]  Like that woman that you just saw?
[00:08:27]  Yeah.
[00:08:27]  It should be a law against her voting.
[00:08:30]  Yeah.
[00:08:31]  Because her vote impacts everybody's lives.
[00:08:34]  Yeah.
[00:08:35]  If it was up to her, I bet you this place would still be locked down.
[00:08:41]  You know what we need to lock down?
[00:08:44]  What?
[00:08:45]  For her sake?
[00:08:46]  Fast food restaurant.
[00:08:53]  Can't do that.
[00:08:54]  It's America.
[00:08:55]  Oh, man.
[00:08:56]  You have the right to eat yourself to death and then blame the fast food joint for selling it to you.
[00:09:02]  That's the American way.
[00:09:05]  Damn good show.
[00:09:07]  Damn good show, man.
[00:09:08]  Hey, we got a new giveaway going.
[00:09:09]  Give away up.
[00:09:10]  That show sucked.
[00:09:12]  Ladies suck too, man.
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