Harry's Razors joins Bud Light in a controversial "woke" campaign featuring a bearded woman, which hosts criticize as alienating half the customer base by targeting LGBTQ+ individuals. They mock the brand's shift to "equal parental leave" policies, interpreting them as indoctrination while speculating graphically on gender-affirming surgeries. Ultimately, the episode argues that prioritizing specific identity groups over mainstream appeal is a strategic failure, comparing the razor company to a pizza shop serving only one race before promoting a truck giveaway. [Automatically generated summary]
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Harry's Razor Commercial Backlash00:08:46
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All right, so another company went woke.
Check out this commercial.
This is a trans um it's a girl pretending to be a boy.
Harry's razors.
Looks like a dude.
No, you don't.
I can tell by them eyes.
Eyes too pretty.
They're glowing.
Yeah.
And all the damn mutilation marks on his body.
Yeah.
Well, this is that advertisement to advertise that razor.
Yeah.
So I decided to go with a bearded woman.
Yeah.
Yeah, you see them girl eyes?
Yeah, you can tell just.
Look at them girl eyes.
Man, I ain't never seen no boy look that pretty.
Dude's face is glowing.
You should have just showed a girl.
You could have had a girl shaving her armpits.
Yeah.
Shaving her legs.
Y'all had to go with a bearded woman.
Well, it's your brand.
You can do whatever you want.
I wouldn't have did it.
You should have gone with a bearded dude.
I mean, are y'all trying to piss people off?
I mean, the whole point of your commercial is to entice people to buy your product, but you're pissing people off.
Yeah.
Everybody know trans women have beards and because they take drugs.
Self-explanatory.
I mean, it's...
Here's the CEO talking about how woke they are.
Yeah?
Yeah, Harry's Razors.
That sounds woke.
Harry's Razors.
Well, you can't call it Harry's Racist no more.
We're going to call them.
Call them training blades.
Call it trying to come up with something.
Man.
Call it queer blades.
Homo blades.
Trans blades.
I think homo blades rose off the tongue.
Yeah, sounds good, catchy.
Yeah.
It's important for your company name to be catchy.
Homo blades.
They be word homo and make the old big, you know, homo blades and have the words homo and like the rainbow flag colors.
Queer blades sound good too, though.
I'm gonna go with homo blades.
Homo blades?
Yeah.
You like that one, bud?
Yeah, I like that one.
I think I like queer blades better.
But hey, dude, I think we sleeping on trainy blades.
Hey, let's go to the CEO.
Check him out.
Created a really sort of unbalanced dynamic and made the co-parenting thing really hard to actually live in practice.
And so, you know, that experience, you know, was one that led us to this conclusion that, hey, we need not just a general parental leave policy, but an equal parental leave policy that treats birthing and non-birthing parents equally.
So we've implemented that and give everybody four months regardless of whether you're the birthing parent or the non-birthing parent.
Look at that dude in the middle.
And then last, we also, as a company, have always tried to sort of be socially minded and not just be about bottom line profits.
Socially minded.
He said birthing and non-birthing people.
See, if I'm a shaver, I wouldn't really care about the transgender.
What?
I didn't care.
I mean, if you want to use a transgender bearded...
That's too woke.
No, no, no.
That's cool.
But when he says birthing people, now you push, now you push in propaganda.
That's what I mean.
That trans is propaganda.
People actually think, well, she's an adult.
She can do what she wants.
I mean, I get it.
She can cut her titties off.
She can do all that.
You a dude, you can chop your cock off and turn into a nice little tight little barbecue on there.
I mean, you believe in freedom, right?
What I don't like is...
No, you ain't going to twist my words.
No.
I believe in freedom, but I don't believe in indoctrinating people into exactly exactly that birthing and birthing, that birthing and unbirthing, that's that's too far.
Kevin, women chopping their tits off.
Oh, that's crazy and taking drugs.
Yeah, I mean, I agree with you.
I don't recommend this for kids, and honestly, I think it's crazy for adults to do it.
Think about this.
It is think about this: a dude chopping his mushroom tits.
If we can even go there, man.
No, that is crazy.
You know what's crazy?
When they chop the nuts off, you chop this sausage off.
You got to leave the nuts because it's very important for your herbones.
But when you chop the nuts off, I already know you're crazy.
Kevin, you crazy.
You just chopping.
Think about a dude walking in there and they chopping off.
You like, yes.
Yeah, it's weird, man.
I think that's putting it nicely.
I think doctors are taking advantage of these many ill people.
Did you see her chest?
Look like they would make it do it better.
Why are you leaving these big scars?
You can't.
No, man, you could do it.
A cosmetic surgery.
Hey, look here.
That looked like a war accident.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, he was in Vietnam.
Yeah, it looked like somebody.
That's what I'm saying.
Look like they could do a better job, man.
It looks like someone just went in there and took a butcher knife and just cut that bitch open and took it out.
It looked like you came to me and I did it for you.
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Well, I'll say, have y'all seen pictures of when they take a skin graft, which is skin graft, they take meat off a portion of your body and they form it into a makeshift cock?
Have you seen those cocks?
Those cocks look crazy as hell.
Like Louis Vuitton made them.
Them cocks can't shoot no semen.
It looks hard 24/7.
Yeah, they look leathery.
I know that.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
You get it done, right?
Go on a hot date, then the hot dates want to suck you off, right?
Then you take that out.
You'll be like, whoa, what the hell is this?
I'm not sucking that.
What kind of balls is that?
Looks like a bean bag shoved up under some skin.
Oh my God, that's the worst head I've ever seen.
But you know what?
You made a.
Let me piggyback on what you said earlier.
I mean, you remember that cock we looked at?
You just cut me off.
I'm trying to tell you.
Y'all know when you look at a real penis, right?
You know that ridge is around the head, right?
You know how the foreskin comes up.
You know what it looks like, right, ladies?
Man, man, when you see that cock, man, you're like, whoa, what the hell is this?
You don't see none of that, man.
It looks crazy.
I mean, it looks insane.
All you see is these stitches.
I want to say something.
Let me say something.
Like, I want to piggyback on what you said earlier about the scars you couldn't make it look better.
Like, women go get these breast implants and they do it in a way where you don't even see the scars.
Yeah.
Well, they got tits to cover it up.
You just got a flat chest left.
I mean, they could do it better, man.
Well, let me see it again.
Let me look at this.
This is actually nudity, ain't it?
No, it's not.
It's a man now.
Look.
See?
Is that his girlfriend?
Yeah, she's pretty.
I guess.
I think it's his girlfriend.
It's got to be his girlfriend.
Pause it right there.
What happened to his stomach?
What did they miss?
Some nice tattoos.
It looks like they said, oh, wait, man, I'm going too low.
I thought.
What is that on his stomach?
It's like a scar.
You still a lesbian, lady.
See, you still a lesbian.
Yeah.
You just dating a Harry team.
You know what?
And you can still get it.
Thank you.
And see, when you cut them down like that, it's like the nipples are usually distracted because all the glands that women have.
Yeah.
And her tats are nice, though.
Those are some nice tats.
Nice eyes, too.
I like her eyes.
I guess if he grows his hair a little bit longer, I might even date her.
I mean, I just save that hair off his face and grow that hair out.
The Harry's face and body shave set was designed in partnership with the LGBTQ plus artists and includes a Harry's razor for your face and a flamingo razor for your body.
Alienating Half Your Customer Base00:01:12
Man, it's a crazy world, man.
I mean, are y'all trying to make money?
You alienated 50% of your potential customer base.
At least if not more.
Yeah.
That's like a black dude opened up a damn pizza shop in a white neighborhood and said, I'm only serving this to black people.
Yeah.
I think it's worse what they're doing.
Because a lot of people don't believe in that.
You know, people think it's a delusion.
Which I happen to agree with them.
It's a delusion.
But hey, I believe in freedom.
If you immediate yourself, hey, if you can find a licensed doctor to do it, hey, I believe in freedom.
Yeah.
Go ahead and screw your life up.
That sales can't go down the drain.
You just do subscriptions.
Hey, you gotta look.
Sometimes, Keith, you gotta learn things the hard way.
Hey, we got a new giveaway going.
Give away a Ram 2500 diesel.
Yeah.
Truck with the Cummins in there.
Yeah.
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