Hodgetwins - **WOKE ALERT** Harry's Razor Just Joined Bud Light.
Aired: 2023-08-09
Duration: 09:59


=== Harry's Razor Commercial Backlash (08:46) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Go up.
[00:00:04]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:08]  All right, so another company went woke.
[00:00:10]  Check out this commercial.
[00:00:12]  This is a trans um it's a girl pretending to be a boy.
[00:00:17]  Harry's razors.
[00:00:18]  Looks like a dude.
[00:00:19]  No, you don't.
[00:00:20]  I can tell by them eyes.
[00:00:21]  Eyes too pretty.
[00:00:23]  They're glowing.
[00:00:24]  Yeah.
[00:00:26]  And all the damn mutilation marks on his body.
[00:00:28]  Yeah.
[00:00:31]  Well, this is that advertisement to advertise that razor.
[00:00:33]  Yeah.
[00:00:34]  So I decided to go with a bearded woman.
[00:00:37]  Yeah.
[00:00:39]  Yeah, you see them girl eyes?
[00:00:40]  Yeah, you can tell just.
[00:00:41]  Look at them girl eyes.
[00:00:45]  Man, I ain't never seen no boy look that pretty.
[00:00:50]  Dude's face is glowing.
[00:00:53]  You should have just showed a girl.
[00:00:55]  You could have had a girl shaving her armpits.
[00:00:57]  Yeah.
[00:00:58]  Shaving her legs.
[00:00:59]  Y'all had to go with a bearded woman.
[00:01:01]  Well, it's your brand.
[00:01:02]  You can do whatever you want.
[00:01:04]  I wouldn't have did it.
[00:01:05]  You should have gone with a bearded dude.
[00:01:07]  I mean, are y'all trying to piss people off?
[00:01:10]  I mean, the whole point of your commercial is to entice people to buy your product, but you're pissing people off.
[00:01:15]  Yeah.
[00:01:16]  Everybody know trans women have beards and because they take drugs.
[00:01:20]  Self-explanatory.
[00:01:22]  I mean, it's...
[00:01:24]  Here's the CEO talking about how woke they are.
[00:01:28]  Yeah?
[00:01:29]  Yeah, Harry's Razors.
[00:01:30]  That sounds woke.
[00:01:31]  Harry's Razors.
[00:01:33]  Well, you can't call it Harry's Racist no more.
[00:01:36]  We're going to call them.
[00:01:37]  Call them training blades.
[00:01:44]  Call it trying to come up with something.
[00:01:47]  Man.
[00:01:48]  Call it queer blades.
[00:01:54]  Homo blades.
[00:02:01]  Trans blades.
[00:02:02]  I think homo blades rose off the tongue.
[00:02:04]  Yeah, sounds good, catchy.
[00:02:06]  Yeah.
[00:02:07]  It's important for your company name to be catchy.
[00:02:09]  Homo blades.
[00:02:10]  They be word homo and make the old big, you know, homo blades and have the words homo and like the rainbow flag colors.
[00:02:20]  Queer blades sound good too, though.
[00:02:23]  I'm gonna go with homo blades.
[00:02:24]  Homo blades?
[00:02:25]  Yeah.
[00:02:25]  You like that one, bud?
[00:02:26]  Yeah, I like that one.
[00:02:27]  I think I like queer blades better.
[00:02:30]  But hey, dude, I think we sleeping on trainy blades.
[00:02:35]  Hey, let's go to the CEO.
[00:02:36]  Check him out.
[00:02:38]  Created a really sort of unbalanced dynamic and made the co-parenting thing really hard to actually live in practice.
[00:02:45]  And so, you know, that experience, you know, was one that led us to this conclusion that, hey, we need not just a general parental leave policy, but an equal parental leave policy that treats birthing and non-birthing parents equally.
[00:02:57]  So we've implemented that and give everybody four months regardless of whether you're the birthing parent or the non-birthing parent.
[00:03:05]  Look at that dude in the middle.
[00:03:08]  And then last, we also, as a company, have always tried to sort of be socially minded and not just be about bottom line profits.
[00:03:16]  Socially minded.
[00:03:18]  He said birthing and non-birthing people.
[00:03:20]  See, if I'm a shaver, I wouldn't really care about the transgender.
[00:03:27]  What?
[00:03:28]  I didn't care.
[00:03:29]  I mean, if you want to use a transgender bearded...
[00:03:31]  That's too woke.
[00:03:32]  No, no, no.
[00:03:32]  That's cool.
[00:03:33]  But when he says birthing people, now you push, now you push in propaganda.
[00:03:37]  That's what I mean.
[00:03:37]  That trans is propaganda.
[00:03:40]  People actually think, well, she's an adult.
[00:03:41]  She can do what she wants.
[00:03:42]  I mean, I get it.
[00:03:43]  She can cut her titties off.
[00:03:44]  She can do all that.
[00:03:45]  You a dude, you can chop your cock off and turn into a nice little tight little barbecue on there.
[00:03:51]  I mean, you believe in freedom, right?
[00:03:54]  What I don't like is...
[00:03:55]  No, you ain't going to twist my words.
[00:03:56]  No.
[00:03:58]  I believe in freedom, but I don't believe in indoctrinating people into exactly exactly that birthing and birthing, that birthing and unbirthing, that's that's too far.
[00:04:07]  Kevin, women chopping their tits off.
[00:04:09]  Oh, that's crazy and taking drugs.
[00:04:11]  Yeah, I mean, I agree with you.
[00:04:12]  I don't recommend this for kids, and honestly, I think it's crazy for adults to do it.
[00:04:19]  Think about this.
[00:04:20]  It is think about this: a dude chopping his mushroom tits.
[00:04:24]  If we can even go there, man.
[00:04:25]  No, that is crazy.
[00:04:27]  You know what's crazy?
[00:04:29]  When they chop the nuts off, you chop this sausage off.
[00:04:36]  You got to leave the nuts because it's very important for your herbones.
[00:04:43]  But when you chop the nuts off, I already know you're crazy.
[00:04:46]  Kevin, you crazy.
[00:04:48]  You just chopping.
[00:04:49]  Think about a dude walking in there and they chopping off.
[00:04:51]  You like, yes.
[00:04:55]  Yeah, it's weird, man.
[00:04:58]  I think that's putting it nicely.
[00:04:59]  I think doctors are taking advantage of these many ill people.
[00:05:04]  Did you see her chest?
[00:05:07]  Look like they would make it do it better.
[00:05:09]  Why are you leaving these big scars?
[00:05:12]  You can't.
[00:05:13]  No, man, you could do it.
[00:05:14]  A cosmetic surgery.
[00:05:16]  Hey, look here.
[00:05:18]  That looked like a war accident.
[00:05:21]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:05:22]  Like, he was in Vietnam.
[00:05:26]  Yeah, it looked like somebody.
[00:05:31]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:05:32]  Look like they could do a better job, man.
[00:05:35]  It looks like someone just went in there and took a butcher knife and just cut that bitch open and took it out.
[00:05:39]  It looked like you came to me and I did it for you.
[00:05:42]  Yeah, that's what it looks like.
[00:05:43]  Well, I'll say, have y'all seen pictures of when they take a skin graft, which is skin graft, they take meat off a portion of your body and they form it into a makeshift cock?
[00:05:52]  Have you seen those cocks?
[00:05:54]  Those cocks look crazy as hell.
[00:05:55]  Like Louis Vuitton made them.
[00:05:58]  Them cocks can't shoot no semen.
[00:06:00]  It looks hard 24/7.
[00:06:02]  Yeah, they look leathery.
[00:06:05]  I know that.
[00:06:06]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:06:07]  Hold on, hold on.
[00:06:07]  You get it done, right?
[00:06:09]  Go on a hot date, then the hot dates want to suck you off, right?
[00:06:12]  Then you take that out.
[00:06:13]  You'll be like, whoa, what the hell is this?
[00:06:19]  I'm not sucking that.
[00:06:22]  What kind of balls is that?
[00:06:26]  Looks like a bean bag shoved up under some skin.
[00:06:32]  Oh my God, that's the worst head I've ever seen.
[00:06:36]  But you know what?
[00:06:37]  You made a.
[00:06:38]  Let me piggyback on what you said earlier.
[00:06:40]  I mean, you remember that cock we looked at?
[00:06:41]  You just cut me off.
[00:06:42]  I'm trying to tell you.
[00:06:43]  Y'all know when you look at a real penis, right?
[00:06:45]  You know that ridge is around the head, right?
[00:06:49]  You know how the foreskin comes up.
[00:06:50]  You know what it looks like, right, ladies?
[00:06:52]  Man, man, when you see that cock, man, you're like, whoa, what the hell is this?
[00:06:56]  You don't see none of that, man.
[00:06:58]  It looks crazy.
[00:07:00]  I mean, it looks insane.
[00:07:01]  All you see is these stitches.
[00:07:02]  I want to say something.
[00:07:04]  Let me say something.
[00:07:06]  Like, I want to piggyback on what you said earlier about the scars you couldn't make it look better.
[00:07:09]  Like, women go get these breast implants and they do it in a way where you don't even see the scars.
[00:07:14]  Yeah.
[00:07:15]  Well, they got tits to cover it up.
[00:07:18]  You just got a flat chest left.
[00:07:20]  I mean, they could do it better, man.
[00:07:22]  Well, let me see it again.
[00:07:23]  Let me look at this.
[00:07:25]  This is actually nudity, ain't it?
[00:07:27]  No, it's not.
[00:07:27]  It's a man now.
[00:07:28]  Look.
[00:07:30]  See?
[00:07:31]  Is that his girlfriend?
[00:07:32]  Yeah, she's pretty.
[00:07:33]  I guess.
[00:07:34]  I think it's his girlfriend.
[00:07:36]  It's got to be his girlfriend.
[00:07:37]  Pause it right there.
[00:07:39]  What happened to his stomach?
[00:07:42]  What did they miss?
[00:07:43]  Some nice tattoos.
[00:07:44]  It looks like they said, oh, wait, man, I'm going too low.
[00:07:48]  I thought.
[00:07:49]  What is that on his stomach?
[00:07:52]  It's like a scar.
[00:07:54]  You still a lesbian, lady.
[00:07:56]  See, you still a lesbian.
[00:07:58]  Yeah.
[00:07:58]  You just dating a Harry team.
[00:08:00]  You know what?
[00:08:00]  And you can still get it.
[00:08:02]  Thank you.
[00:08:03]  And see, when you cut them down like that, it's like the nipples are usually distracted because all the glands that women have.
[00:08:11]  Yeah.
[00:08:13]  And her tats are nice, though.
[00:08:14]  Those are some nice tats.
[00:08:17]  Nice eyes, too.
[00:08:18]  I like her eyes.
[00:08:19]  I guess if he grows his hair a little bit longer, I might even date her.
[00:08:24]  I mean, I just save that hair off his face and grow that hair out.
[00:08:31]  The Harry's face and body shave set was designed in partnership with the LGBTQ plus artists and includes a Harry's razor for your face and a flamingo razor for your body.

=== Alienating Half Your Customer Base (01:12) ===

[00:08:47]  Man, it's a crazy world, man.
[00:08:49]  I mean, are y'all trying to make money?
[00:08:56]  You alienated 50% of your potential customer base.
[00:08:59]  At least if not more.
[00:09:01]  Yeah.
[00:09:02]  That's like a black dude opened up a damn pizza shop in a white neighborhood and said, I'm only serving this to black people.
[00:09:08]  Yeah.
[00:09:08]  I think it's worse what they're doing.
[00:09:11]  Because a lot of people don't believe in that.
[00:09:13]  You know, people think it's a delusion.
[00:09:15]  Which I happen to agree with them.
[00:09:17]  It's a delusion.
[00:09:18]  But hey, I believe in freedom.
[00:09:19]  If you immediate yourself, hey, if you can find a licensed doctor to do it, hey, I believe in freedom.
[00:09:24]  Yeah.
[00:09:24]  Go ahead and screw your life up.
[00:09:28]  That sales can't go down the drain.
[00:09:30]  You just do subscriptions.
[00:09:33]  Hey, you gotta look.
[00:09:34]  Sometimes, Keith, you gotta learn things the hard way.
[00:09:36]  Hey, we got a new giveaway going.
[00:09:37]  Give away a Ram 2500 diesel.
[00:09:41]  Yeah.
[00:09:41]  Truck with the Cummins in there.
[00:09:44]  Yeah.
[00:09:45]  Ladies like a croc with that coming in now.
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[00:09:54]  Anything you buy from the site gets you automatically in the win.