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July 28, 2023 - Hodgetwins
05:04
Mitch McConell Turns Into a Mannequin
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Mitch McConnell, appearing as a mannequin at 81, recently sparked jokes about his age and a mysterious seizure during a press conference. The hosts speculate on causes ranging from narcolepsy to vaccine reactions while mocking his suit-wearing appearance and suggesting home remedies like caffeine pills. This segment concludes with an ad for a Ford Raptor contest, highlighting the hosts' satirical take on the senator's enduring political presence despite his apparent physical decline. [Automatically generated summary]

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Who Is Mike McConnell 00:04:01
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Mike McConnell.
It's Mike or Mitch.
Who the hell's Mike?
Mike McConnell?
His name's Mike.
I thought it was Mitch.
Mitch McConnell.
Who the hell's Mike?
Had a Biden moment, huh?
Yeah.
Mike McConnell.
Mitch McConnell.
It's Mitch.
Yeah.
You're good old Mitch.
I never did like that name.
It rhymes with the B-word.
You know?
Mitch.
Well, he was giving a Mitch.
He'll named that kid Mitch.
Well, the dude's...
What's his name?
What's his name?
I'm going to name him Mitch.
Well, he's 90 years old.
I'm sure it was in style back then.
That's the same as name the kid Dick.
Like, what's the purpose?
Why don't you just name him Cock?
Hey, what's wrong with you?
Let's start this video over.
Hey, start nothing over.
I'm over here cracking jokes.
I'm a comedian.
I mean, I'm being honest.
Why don't you just name me your kid Cock?
Hell, name him Penis.
Who?
All right.
Let's get back on topic.
To my Mitch.
Yeah, so he's having a little preference, a little press conference.
Got a suit on.
Looking good, man.
Looking good.
For a 91-year-old dude, I think he's 91 or he's 81.
Man, that's old, man.
He's up at somewhere.
If I'm 81 years old, you know what I'm doing?
I'm sitting on the beach waiting to die.
That's what I'm doing.
I ain't up in a suit talking politics.
I'm not working at 91.
Hell no, I'm not working.
He's 81.
How old is this fool?
Hold up.
How old is this dude?
Make sure you put Mitch.
Don't put Mike McConnell.
Mitch McConnell.
Age.
Put age in there.
Age.
Damn it.
Pops up automatically.
81.
Yeah, he's five years past his life expectancy.
Hey, he's older than Biden, huh?
I think he's older than Trump.
I think Biden's look up Biden.
See how old he is, man.
He's probably 127.
Hurry up, man.
People waiting.
Slowing the show down.
Age.
He's 80.
Damn, he's older than Biden.
Yeah.
So the reason why we're discussing this topic today, check him out at his press conference.
He just had a stroke or something.
What?
A stroke?
Vaccine?
I don't know.
Blood cloud.
I don't know what the hell happened.
He just seized up.
He's probably what's that disease?
Seized up?
He just seized up.
Hey, what's that condition when you fall asleep?
Narcolepsy.
He probably's got narcolepsy.
Narxolepsy.
How you say it?
Narxolepsy.
How you say narcolepsy?
Narcolepsy.
Yeah.
Yeah, narcolepsy.
I said narxilepsy.
He's like a damn slave.
He's got that narxolepsy.
You know, back in the days when the slaves didn't let black people learn how to read, that's why they sounded like that.
No education.
Yeah.
Narxolepsy.
Check out the video.
Seize it up on him.
Cooperation.
And a string of man.
Man, you looking crazy as hell.
Now, you need to go somewhere and sit down.
You need to go.
Drink you a glass of lemonade or something.
Take you a cup of caffeine pills.
You need to drink some damn extra virgin olive bowl.
Is what he did.
Need some omega-3?
You need to keep a couple doses of garlic.
You need some damn at-home remedies.
He totally forgot what he was talking about, huh?
He just seized up.
Must have been a jogger when he was younger.
You see how slow he's generally walking?
That's another angle.
He even went bad.
That's another angle right there.
That dude, like a damn mannequin standing right there.
You look like a mannequin, man.
The Mannequin in the Suit 00:01:02
People like a damn mannequin in the damn suit department in Macy.
Yeah, they noticed it too.
Everybody noticed it.
That's why everybody look at him like he's crazy.
Wonder what it was, man.
Didn't eat it like a mannequin in the damn suit department up in men's warehouse.
People come up, man.
That's a nice suit.
Oh, that's Mitch McConnell.
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