Hodgetwins - Mitch McConell Turns Into a Mannequin
Aired: 2023-07-28
Duration: 05:04


=== Who Is Mike McConnell (04:01) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:06]  Mike McConnell.
[00:00:07]  It's Mike or Mitch.
[00:00:09]  Who the hell's Mike?
[00:00:11]  Mike McConnell?
[00:00:12]  His name's Mike.
[00:00:13]  I thought it was Mitch.
[00:00:14]  Mitch McConnell.
[00:00:16]  Who the hell's Mike?
[00:00:18]  Had a Biden moment, huh?
[00:00:19]  Yeah.
[00:00:19]  Mike McConnell.
[00:00:22]  Mitch McConnell.
[00:00:23]  It's Mitch.
[00:00:24]  Yeah.
[00:00:24]  You're good old Mitch.
[00:00:26]  I never did like that name.
[00:00:27]  It rhymes with the B-word.
[00:00:30]  You know?
[00:00:31]  Mitch.
[00:00:32]  Well, he was giving a Mitch.
[00:00:35]  He'll named that kid Mitch.
[00:00:37]  Well, the dude's...
[00:00:38]  What's his name?
[00:00:38]  What's his name?
[00:00:39]  I'm going to name him Mitch.
[00:00:41]  Well, he's 90 years old.
[00:00:42]  I'm sure it was in style back then.
[00:00:44]  That's the same as name the kid Dick.
[00:00:47]  Like, what's the purpose?
[00:00:48]  Why don't you just name him Cock?
[00:00:51]  Hey, what's wrong with you?
[00:00:52]  Let's start this video over.
[00:00:53]  Hey, start nothing over.
[00:00:55]  I'm over here cracking jokes.
[00:00:56]  I'm a comedian.
[00:00:58]  I mean, I'm being honest.
[00:01:00]  Why don't you just name me your kid Cock?
[00:01:05]  Hell, name him Penis.
[00:01:07]  Who?
[00:01:09]  All right.
[00:01:10]  Let's get back on topic.
[00:01:11]  To my Mitch.
[00:01:12]  Yeah, so he's having a little preference, a little press conference.
[00:01:16]  Got a suit on.
[00:01:17]  Looking good, man.
[00:01:19]  Looking good.
[00:01:20]  For a 91-year-old dude, I think he's 91 or he's 81.
[00:01:23]  Man, that's old, man.
[00:01:24]  He's up at somewhere.
[00:01:25]  If I'm 81 years old, you know what I'm doing?
[00:01:27]  I'm sitting on the beach waiting to die.
[00:01:29]  That's what I'm doing.
[00:01:31]  I ain't up in a suit talking politics.
[00:01:33]  I'm not working at 91.
[00:01:35]  Hell no, I'm not working.
[00:01:36]  He's 81.
[00:01:37]  How old is this fool?
[00:01:40]  Hold up.
[00:01:42]  How old is this dude?
[00:01:43]  Make sure you put Mitch.
[00:01:44]  Don't put Mike McConnell.
[00:01:45]  Mitch McConnell.
[00:01:47]  Age.
[00:01:48]  Put age in there.
[00:01:50]  Age.
[00:01:51]  Damn it.
[00:01:52]  Pops up automatically.
[00:01:53]  81.
[00:01:54]  Yeah, he's five years past his life expectancy.
[00:01:58]  Hey, he's older than Biden, huh?
[00:02:00]  I think he's older than Trump.
[00:02:02]  I think Biden's look up Biden.
[00:02:05]  See how old he is, man.
[00:02:07]  He's probably 127.
[00:02:12]  Hurry up, man.
[00:02:13]  People waiting.
[00:02:14]  Slowing the show down.
[00:02:16]  Age.
[00:02:17]  He's 80.
[00:02:18]  Damn, he's older than Biden.
[00:02:20]  Yeah.
[00:02:22]  So the reason why we're discussing this topic today, check him out at his press conference.
[00:02:25]  He just had a stroke or something.
[00:02:28]  What?
[00:02:28]  A stroke?
[00:02:29]  Vaccine?
[00:02:30]  I don't know.
[00:02:30]  Blood cloud.
[00:02:31]  I don't know what the hell happened.
[00:02:32]  He just seized up.
[00:02:33]  He's probably what's that disease?
[00:02:35]  Seized up?
[00:02:36]  He just seized up.
[00:02:37]  Hey, what's that condition when you fall asleep?
[00:02:40]  Narcolepsy.
[00:02:41]  He probably's got narcolepsy.
[00:02:43]  Narxolepsy.
[00:02:44]  How you say it?
[00:02:44]  Narxolepsy.
[00:02:46]  How you say narcolepsy?
[00:02:47]  Narcolepsy.
[00:02:48]  Yeah.
[00:02:48]  Yeah, narcolepsy.
[00:02:49]  I said narxilepsy.
[00:02:50]  He's like a damn slave.
[00:02:52]  He's got that narxolepsy.
[00:02:56]  You know, back in the days when the slaves didn't let black people learn how to read, that's why they sounded like that.
[00:03:02]  No education.
[00:03:03]  Yeah.
[00:03:04]  Narxolepsy.
[00:03:07]  Check out the video.
[00:03:09]  Seize it up on him.
[00:03:10]  Cooperation.
[00:03:12]  And a string of man.
[00:03:20]  Man, you looking crazy as hell.
[00:03:22]  Now, you need to go somewhere and sit down.
[00:03:24]  You need to go.
[00:03:25]  Drink you a glass of lemonade or something.
[00:03:28]  Take you a cup of caffeine pills.
[00:03:30]  You need to drink some damn extra virgin olive bowl.
[00:03:32]  Is what he did.
[00:03:34]  Need some omega-3?
[00:03:35]  You need to keep a couple doses of garlic.
[00:03:38]  You need some damn at-home remedies.
[00:03:40]  He totally forgot what he was talking about, huh?
[00:03:43]  He just seized up.
[00:03:47]  Must have been a jogger when he was younger.
[00:03:49]  You see how slow he's generally walking?
[00:03:51]  That's another angle.
[00:03:51]  He even went bad.
[00:03:52]  That's another angle right there.
[00:03:56]  That dude, like a damn mannequin standing right there.
[00:04:00]  You look like a mannequin, man.

=== The Mannequin in the Suit (01:02) ===

[00:04:02]  People like a damn mannequin in the damn suit department in Macy.
[00:04:09]  Yeah, they noticed it too.
[00:04:11]  Everybody noticed it.
[00:04:13]  That's why everybody look at him like he's crazy.
[00:04:18]  Wonder what it was, man.
[00:04:19]  Didn't eat it like a mannequin in the damn suit department up in men's warehouse.
[00:04:25]  People come up, man.
[00:04:25]  That's a nice suit.
[00:04:26]  Oh, that's Mitch McConnell.
[00:04:38]  Hey, contest is almost up.
[00:04:39]  Why are you in this show?
[00:04:41]  Only about five A's left.
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[00:04:50]  Spend a dollar, you get 10 inches.
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[00:04:54]  For every dollar you spend, you get 10 entries.
[00:04:56]  Go to officialheartswins.com.
[00:04:58]  End of the win.
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