Hodgetwins - Joe Biden's Pride Party Goes Terribly Wrong! Aired: 2023-06-15 Duration: 13:50 === The Black Flag Controversy (07:25) === [00:00:00] Yeah, I got a new show for y'all. [00:00:02] Got a damn good show. [00:00:04] All right, so I'm sure all y'all seen this video of that trans at the White House. [00:00:07] Go ahead and put a video up. [00:00:08] I thought it was a woman at first. [00:00:10] I was like, oh, got a free show going. [00:00:12] Free show. [00:00:13] Yeah. [00:00:16] Yeah. [00:00:16] Look just like a woman. [00:00:18] Yeah. [00:00:19] But it ain't a woman. [00:00:21] Yeah. [00:00:22] See what I'm saying? [00:00:23] She's a caricature of a woman. [00:00:25] I mean, he's a caricature of a woman. [00:00:27] He's a woman impersonator. [00:00:30] Masquerading as a woman. [00:00:33] I can't even really say he's a caricature. [00:00:35] He looks just like a woman. [00:00:36] A caricature of a woman is like a drag queen. [00:00:38] Yeah. [00:00:40] Yeah, that's crewman. [00:00:42] Spitting facts over here. [00:00:43] Spitting facts over here. [00:00:44] But that is false advertising. [00:00:46] If I'm going down and do me some carpet munching. [00:00:48] Hey, Kevin, come on, man. [00:00:50] What? [00:00:53] But anyway, so I don't, I don't, this didn't surprise me when this happened. [00:00:58] I mean, you see what these people are all about. [00:01:00] It's all about their bodies, their sexuality, their identity. [00:01:04] So they got to. [00:01:05] To be who they really want to be, they got to be naked. [00:01:08] Yeah. [00:01:09] Like these proparades, gotta be sexual. [00:01:11] It's gotta be debauchery. [00:01:13] Yeah. [00:01:13] Sex. [00:01:14] Semen. [00:01:17] Sex toys. [00:01:19] Glory holes. [00:01:20] She had. [00:01:21] Debauchery. [00:01:22] Yeah, there's another video of her. [00:01:23] Strap on. [00:01:27] Anal beads. [00:01:32] Lube. [00:01:33] All right, Kelly, that's enough. [00:01:34] There's another video on her TikTok. [00:01:37] And I mean, check this out. [00:01:40] I had the incredible opportunity to walk for the real catwalk. [00:01:43] I was invited to celebrate myself and show up however I felt most comfortable. [00:01:47] So I decided to walk unapologetically untouched. [00:01:51] Lately, I've been really working on my self-love. [00:01:53] I'm finally beginning to feel confident and comfortable in my body. [00:01:57] I'm so tired of being made to feel shameful or like I should hide it or tuck it away. [00:02:02] Because I was born in the right body. [00:02:04] It's time that everyone else understood that. [00:02:07] There's nothing wrong with being trans. [00:02:09] It's my body and it's my choice how to exist within it. [00:02:12] Like, did you see the woman in the black? [00:02:14] Did you see the men that look like men, but when you look at their chest, you got scars where they had the breast removed? [00:02:18] Yeah. [00:02:19] Yeah. [00:02:20] It's crazy. [00:02:20] So it just shocked me that she did what she did. [00:02:23] I mean, it did whatever. [00:02:25] Whatever it did, did at the White House. [00:02:27] And then at the White House, y'all got the gay flag in the center. [00:02:33] And do you got the American flags flanking it? [00:02:35] It's like... [00:02:36] Yeah, what happened to white supremacy? [00:02:37] You supposed to have the flag in the middle. [00:02:40] You have the gay flag at the bottom, showing that you're supreme. [00:02:45] You know that gay flag. [00:02:47] Bring back white supremacy. [00:02:50] No, man. [00:02:51] I'm joking. [00:02:52] They said the American flag is for. [00:02:54] You get it, don't you? [00:02:55] Yeah. [00:02:55] I get it. [00:02:56] Yeah, y'all know I was joking, right? [00:02:58] Y'all know I was being facetious. [00:02:59] Don't just joking. [00:03:00] But just what happens when you give people their own flag? [00:03:02] Everybody's got one flag. [00:03:04] They're their own flag, their own nation. [00:03:08] They are their own civilization. [00:03:10] Everything's ass backwards. [00:03:11] The men are women and the women are men. [00:03:15] Right? [00:03:15] But the rainbow, science fiction is what it is. [00:03:21] Hey, sci-fi channel. [00:03:24] Man, the sci-fi. [00:03:25] Science fiction. [00:03:26] The sci-fi channel don't even put up nothing. [00:03:29] What's that? [00:03:29] Sharknado, cocaine barrel? [00:03:31] Yeah, I'm craving shark. [00:03:32] Shark tornadoes or something. [00:03:35] Even they ain't even doing this. [00:03:38] But anyway, do you know the rainbow flag? [00:03:40] The gay flag? [00:03:41] No, what, Keith? [00:03:42] What's on rainbow flag, man? [00:03:44] Tell me, man. [00:03:45] They didn't put a black line on there for black people. [00:03:48] Like, we're a part of that. [00:03:50] What is for the black gays? [00:03:52] No, that's for black people. [00:03:54] No, no, it ain't for black people. [00:03:56] I don't need to be on your flag. [00:03:59] I find it disrespectful. [00:04:00] Where's the white stripe? [00:04:04] See? [00:04:04] See? [00:04:06] Reason why they got that flag is for division. [00:04:08] It's divide America. [00:04:11] It's divisive. [00:04:12] How can you have your own flag and you're an American citizen? [00:04:16] Actually, you gay people, the American flag stands for everybody. [00:04:19] Yeah. [00:04:21] You could still be gay and debauch and debaucherous. [00:04:24] Debaucherous. [00:04:25] I made up my own words. [00:04:27] Debaucherous. [00:04:30] Like black people when they come up with black names. [00:04:33] I'm going to name him Marquise. [00:04:37] Man, what I tell you about all this damn cooling. [00:04:40] But anyway, well, Marcus was fine. [00:04:43] Marcus? [00:04:44] I always liked that name. [00:04:45] Now you have Marquise. [00:04:48] What about the African version? [00:04:49] I think... [00:04:50] No, Marquise is not bad. [00:04:52] I've seen a lot worse. [00:04:53] I saw this. [00:04:54] I ain't going to even say it. [00:04:55] That guy like that name they took Devin from Kevin. [00:04:59] Black people wasn't satisfied with that. [00:05:00] They went from Kevin to Devin to Devon. [00:05:03] Now, I like the name Devon. [00:05:05] That's a cool name. [00:05:06] Devon? [00:05:07] Hey, man, I'm not talking about black names. [00:05:09] I was just joking. [00:05:10] I'm just, I'm trying to uplift our people, you know. [00:05:13] But anyway, I ain't trying to keep them down on the press like you're doing. [00:05:17] I'm trying to lift these niggas up. [00:05:21] So the trans, she's been banned. [00:05:23] Hold on. [00:05:24] This dude's been banned. [00:05:26] There you go. [00:05:26] This woman in person has been banned from the White House. [00:05:30] I mean, you should have seen this coming. [00:05:31] But anyway, she came out and did a TikTok. [00:05:33] See, I said shit again because it looks like that. [00:05:36] Yeah, they keep tricking you. [00:05:37] But you see a woman, but she's got a tallywhacker. [00:05:40] Yeah. [00:05:40] Ain't no clitoris that long. [00:05:43] Ain't no way in hell. [00:05:44] I don't like being pricked. [00:05:46] I'm being bamboozled over here. [00:05:47] It is false advertising. [00:05:49] See, you're being swindled. [00:05:51] See, you. [00:05:57] What the hell's wrong with you? [00:05:59] I keep calling her she. [00:06:00] He. [00:06:02] It. [00:06:03] No, he. [00:06:04] He. [00:06:05] They. [00:06:06] What's the pronouns? [00:06:07] I don't know. [00:06:08] Don't give a shit. [00:06:08] I'm assuming she, though. [00:06:10] I would think so. [00:06:11] I would think so. [00:06:11] You went through all this time. [00:06:12] He looks just like a bitch, so I'm assuming it's she. [00:06:18] Kind of like Megan Fox. [00:06:21] She got some Megan Fox. [00:06:22] Yeah, she resembles Megan. [00:06:24] She got some little Megan action going. [00:06:25] All you need is shotgun Kelly with you. [00:06:32] All you need is a shotgun Kelly. [00:06:34] Impersonally. [00:06:35] Machine gun Kelly. [00:06:37] Oh, man. [00:06:37] I like shotgun, but I like shotgun Kelly. [00:06:40] Over machine gun Kelly? [00:06:41] Machine gun Kelly sounds corny. [00:06:43] Shotgun Kelly. [00:06:45] Shotgun. [00:06:46] But anyway, Buckshot Kelly. [00:06:50] But anyway, she came out. [00:06:52] He came out and did a video explaining. [00:06:55] Me and she, right? [00:06:56] That's why I said you said he. [00:06:58] Yeah, I said he. [00:06:59] No, she. [00:07:00] No, Spectre. [00:07:01] No. [00:07:02] Once you start giving these people that pronouns, it opens Pandora's box of never-ending demands. [00:07:10] Well, I agree with you, but I just like to sit back and watch the show. [00:07:14] It's a damn good show they're putting on. [00:07:16] But she came out. [00:07:17] Play along, man. [00:07:18] She. [00:07:19] He came out and did a video explaining why he did what he did. === Trans Man Body Portrayal (04:54) === [00:07:25] Check out the video. [00:07:27] It just recently came to my attention. [00:07:29] Pause the video. [00:07:30] Keep it up. [00:07:31] I can hear that voice. [00:07:32] Keep it up. [00:07:32] Why your top lip bigger than mine? [00:07:35] That's silicone. [00:07:36] I got a problem with that. [00:07:38] No, it's lipid. [00:07:39] Cultural appropriation. [00:07:40] Yeah. [00:07:41] You masquerading as... [00:07:43] Well, there's some white people full lips. [00:07:44] Remember Mr. Tucker, teacher in high school? [00:07:46] Mr. Tucker. [00:07:47] Tucker, he had nigga lips. [00:07:57] He did. [00:07:58] Yeah, it looks like a black man. [00:08:00] What'd you say? [00:08:01] He had nigga lips. [00:08:06] Mr. Tucker was a damn good white man, too. [00:08:09] Yeah. [00:08:09] He had the biggest, pinkest lips you ever seen on a white man. [00:08:12] I mean, it looked like, yeah, he made me jealous. [00:08:19] Yeah. [00:08:19] So, okay, let's look at it. [00:08:20] I remember my mama when she first saw, boy, that white man got some full lips on him. [00:08:25] Yeah. [00:08:26] You know how the bottom lip uses is the biggest lip? [00:08:29] He looked like he had two bottom lips on his face. [00:08:32] Yeah. [00:08:32] He's probably got African ancestry. [00:08:34] Didn't even know. [00:08:34] Yeah. [00:08:35] Yeah. [00:08:36] Anyway, let's go back to the video. [00:08:39] It has recently come to my attention that conservatives are trying to use the video of me topless at the White House to try to call the community groomers, etc. [00:08:51] And I would just like to say that, first of all, going topless in Washington, D.C. is legal. [00:08:58] And I fully support the movement in freeing the nipple because why is my chest now deemed inappropriate or illegal when I show it off? [00:09:09] However, before coming out as trans, it was not. [00:09:14] All you're doing is affirming that I am a woman. [00:09:17] All you're doing is saying that trans women are women. [00:09:22] You gotta put that in. [00:09:23] For some reason, people like to sexualize women's bodies and say that they are inappropriate. [00:09:32] My trans masculine friends were showing off their top surgery scars and living in joy. [00:09:39] And I wanted to join and because it is currently within law in Washington, D.C., I decided to join them and cover my nipples just to play it safe because I wanted to be fully free and myself. [00:09:56] I had zero intention of trying to be vulgar or be profane in any way. [00:10:02] Really? [00:10:02] I was simply living in joy, living my truth and existing in my body. [00:10:08] Happy pride, free the nipple. [00:10:13] It's still disrespectful. [00:10:14] I don't care if it's legal or not legal. [00:10:16] Well, a lot of people don't have the capacity when they see they see a woman. [00:10:19] They did when you're doing that. [00:10:21] They don't know you're a man until you drop your panties. [00:10:24] Then they know. [00:10:25] But, you know, if you are really a woman, that's obscene. [00:10:30] If you say you're a woman, that's obscene. [00:10:32] I mean, it's obscene because they look like tits. [00:10:34] Yeah, it looks like tits. [00:10:36] Yeah. [00:10:36] If you're truly a woman, you can't do that. [00:10:39] You're not a man anymore. [00:10:40] You're a woman, right? [00:10:44] You're a woman, right? [00:10:45] Then you can't flash your titties. [00:10:46] You look like a... [00:10:48] You're like a woman. [00:10:49] Like a chick, right? [00:10:55] Trans man, right? [00:10:57] Chick, go to trans man. [00:10:59] What you did is equivalent to that trans man going and buying like a 12-inch dildo and sticking up pants and just walking everywhere. [00:11:10] See what I'm saying? [00:11:14] Dudes don't do that shit. [00:11:17] Yeah, that's true. [00:11:18] See what I'm saying? [00:11:19] You can see the head in it and everything. [00:11:20] You can even see the imprint of the tail. [00:11:22] It's still lewd, even though it's fake. [00:11:24] Yeah. [00:11:24] Yeah. [00:11:25] Even though you're doing, you have boobs like a woman, even though it might be fake boobs. [00:11:31] Yeah. [00:11:31] Look, let me paint a different perspective so you can understand where I'm coming from. [00:11:35] No, I think I've pretty painted it already. [00:11:37] No, no, no, no. [00:11:38] A woman, just flat chest. [00:11:39] He has no boobs. [00:11:40] Like, what's the NBA player's name that got rust in Russia for smuggling marijuana? [00:11:44] Whose name? [00:11:45] I forget. [00:11:46] She ain't got no titties. [00:11:47] Just nipples. [00:11:48] What's her name? [00:11:49] Brittany Griner. [00:11:50] Brittany Grinder. [00:11:51] Brittany Grinder has absolutely no boobs. [00:11:53] I saw it. [00:11:54] Imagine. [00:11:54] When did you see it? [00:11:55] It's on TikTok. [00:11:56] She has nipples. [00:11:57] No boobs. [00:11:58] Something to suck, huh? [00:12:00] Something to lick. [00:12:01] You suck them still. [00:12:02] You can't suck them. [00:12:04] You maybe could even suck them titties. [00:12:06] What you talking about? [00:12:08] Let's say Brittany Grinder went out and got a boob job and she's walking around. [00:12:11] Those boobs may be fake, but they're boobs. [00:12:13] Your boobs may be fake, but they're boobs. [00:12:15] You're portraying yourself as a woman, it becomes lewd. [00:12:18] Yeah. === Nice Titties for a Man (01:29) === [00:12:20] Doesn't matter. [00:12:21] Plus, he pissed off a whole bunch of dudes. [00:12:22] He's like, oh, let me suck him. [00:12:26] Oh, what? [00:12:27] He's a dude. [00:12:28] Oh. [00:12:31] Bash my head in the wall. [00:12:34] Yeah, it's still lewd. [00:12:35] If you say you're really a woman, then this lewd conduct. [00:12:39] I can say it's still lewd conduct, even though you're a man because you're portraying yourself as a woman. [00:12:43] You don't get a free pass just because you're a biological male. [00:12:47] You still portray yourself as a woman, and it's lewd conduct. [00:12:49] Either way you look at it, you're screwed. [00:12:52] And that's why you got banned from White House. [00:12:54] Because even Joe Biden has a little morals. [00:12:57] Ain't got no morals. [00:12:58] You got some morals. [00:12:59] He's banned her. [00:13:00] It's nothing they won't do to get a vote. [00:13:02] Yeah. [00:13:03] That dude's exploiting you, people. [00:13:05] Yeah. [00:13:06] Y'all crazy as hell, too. [00:13:07] He's exploiting the hell out of you. [00:13:09] You got some nice titties, though. [00:13:11] It's a damn good show. [00:13:13] Pretty good. [00:13:14] You got nice titties. [00:13:15] You got nice titties for a man. [00:13:17] Hey, don't forget, we're giving away another truck. [00:13:19] That's right, a four wrapped up. [00:13:22] Fire Orange. [00:13:24] What's it called? [00:13:24] What's the legal name? [00:13:25] Code Orange. [00:13:26] It's Code Orange. [00:13:27] It's not Fire Orange. [00:13:29] It's Code Orange. [00:13:30] I said Spot Orange. [00:13:31] Fire Orange. [00:13:32] And when you win the truck, you also get $10,000 in cash. [00:13:36] To enter the contest, all you got to do is go to officialhallstwins.com, buy stuff from my website, and you automatically enter twins. [00:13:44] Y'all. [00:13:45] Oh, fuck. [00:13:46] Got something in my throat. [00:13:47] You automatically enter the winner. [00:13:49] Yeah.