Hodgetwins - These People Belong in a Hospital Not The Government
Aired: 2023-05-24
Duration: 11:08


=== The Party of the Disabled (09:45) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  The Democrat Party.
[00:00:12]  Y'all some damn clowns.
[00:00:18]  Y'all got, y'all talk about y'all the party of diversity and change.
[00:00:22]  And y'all got a bunch of old, decrepit.
[00:00:25]  You got people that's disabled mentally.
[00:00:27]  A bunch of...
[00:00:29]  Physically.
[00:00:30]  Some of them mentally and physically.
[00:00:32]  Let me start with Feinstein.
[00:00:33]  The party of the disabled.
[00:00:34]  Yeah, let's start with Feinstein.
[00:00:36]  Diane Feinstein.
[00:00:38]  How old is she?
[00:00:39]  She's 89.
[00:00:40]  Go ahead and bring up the first picture.
[00:00:42]  She's been out.
[00:00:43]  89.
[00:00:43]  She looks 109.
[00:00:45]  She's up there.
[00:00:46]  Look at her hands.
[00:00:47]  Can you scan in on the hands?
[00:00:50]  I mean, she's an elderly person.
[00:00:52]  Some big-ass knees she got.
[00:00:54]  They're probably swollen.
[00:00:58]  But her hands look in good condition.
[00:00:59]  It's her eyes that bother me.
[00:01:01]  Her eyes, one of them's closed, another's red, you know.
[00:01:04]  Like, she got all these people around her and no visine.
[00:01:09]  Put a couple drops of H2O in that woman's eyes.
[00:01:13]  So one of them will open up and the other be less red.
[00:01:16]  Ain't no visa ain't gonna cure that.
[00:01:21]  But anyway, this woman is so, there's black and white pictures of when she first went into Congress.
[00:01:27]  You kidding?
[00:01:28]  Look.
[00:01:28]  Yeah, it looks like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.
[00:01:33]  I like Dorothy, man.
[00:01:35]  But she looking good right there.
[00:01:37]  She has some pretty eyes on her.
[00:01:39]  Yeah, I like that hairdo, man.
[00:01:41]  Remember mom used to fix her aunt's hair and make the hair look like that?
[00:01:44]  Yeah.
[00:01:45]  Take that hot comb in it.
[00:01:46]  Yeah, it was the white supremacist hairdo, right?
[00:01:49]  Aunt used to come with an afro leave hair straight and laid to the side, just like Feinstein.
[00:01:55]  Is that her name, Feinstein or Feinstein?
[00:01:58]  That's Jewish, ain't it?
[00:01:59]  I think it is.
[00:02:00]  Stain Jewish, right?
[00:02:02]  Anything with stain in it.
[00:02:03]  Hey, we better be careful.
[00:02:05]  You gotta be careful.
[00:02:06]  You gotta be careful.
[00:02:07]  This is a Jewish woman.
[00:02:11]  Right?
[00:02:11]  That's a protected class.
[00:02:13]  We gotta tread gingerly.
[00:02:16]  Yeah, okay, so let me say this.
[00:02:17]  Gotta walk on eggshells.
[00:02:19]  You're gonna beat this dead horse for like three hours.
[00:02:23]  I'm just saying, man.
[00:02:24]  Let me say that.
[00:02:24]  That's a protected class, man.
[00:02:25]  I think I get it.
[00:02:26]  You gotta be careful, man.
[00:02:27]  I just want this video to come down to.
[00:02:28]  She's been out of work for like three months.
[00:02:30]  She caught shingles.
[00:02:31]  She caught shingles and survived, huh?
[00:02:34]  Yeah, she caught shingles and her damn brain swelled.
[00:02:37]  Brain swelled?
[00:02:39]  She had encephalitis.
[00:02:40]  Her damn brain swelled up in her freaking...
[00:02:43]  That's what encephalitis?
[00:02:44]  Encephalites?
[00:02:45]  Yeah, your brain swells.
[00:02:47]  Your brain swells?
[00:02:50]  I tell you what, if my brain swells, I'm retiring.
[00:02:53]  Yeah, I'm going to stay home, look at TV, put an ice pack on my head.
[00:02:56]  But take it easy.
[00:02:57]  But it gets worse.
[00:02:59]  Gets worse, huh?
[00:03:00]  Yeah, they interviewed some reporters, ran into her, and bring up the video.
[00:03:05]  It's very disturbing.
[00:03:06]  Your feelings as you are.
[00:03:08]  I'm feeling fine.
[00:03:09]  I have a problem with the leg.
[00:03:11]  The leg?
[00:03:12]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  What's wrong with you?
[00:03:14]  Well, no problem.
[00:03:15]  Nothing.
[00:03:17]  Okay.
[00:03:17]  Fuck lying.
[00:03:19]  What has the response from your colleagues been like?
[00:03:21]  What are the well-wishes?
[00:03:23]  What have you heard?
[00:03:24]  What have I heard about what?
[00:03:25]  About your return.
[00:03:27]  How have they felt about your return?
[00:03:28]  No, I haven't been gone.
[00:03:30]  Okay.
[00:03:31]  You should follow me.
[00:03:32]  I haven't been gone.
[00:03:33]  I've been working.
[00:03:34]  You've been working for home, is what you're saying?
[00:03:36]  Oh, I've been here.
[00:03:40]  I've been voting.
[00:03:41]  Please, you either know or don't know.
[00:03:44]  This woman makes Joe Biden seem like...
[00:03:47]  What's that, dude?
[00:03:49]  Albert Einstein.
[00:03:51]  Shut up.
[00:03:54]  This woman's been out for three months, but she claims she's been out working.
[00:03:57]  That's how screwed up she is in the head.
[00:03:59]  Yeah, she got some of that.
[00:04:01]  She got some of that damn Biden going.
[00:04:05]  Well, she's 89.
[00:04:07]  She's eight years old.
[00:04:08]  What you call it, man?
[00:04:09]  She's got cognitive decline?
[00:04:11]  Yeah, cognitive decline.
[00:04:12]  I don't think it's dementia.
[00:04:13]  I think she just forget things.
[00:04:15]  I forget things.
[00:04:16]  You forget things.
[00:04:17]  She just probably forget more things.
[00:04:18]  How can you forget you've been laid up in the hospital for three months?
[00:04:21]  Your damn head, your damn brain swelled up.
[00:04:23]  Yeah, that's probably why she can't remember if that damn head and swole.
[00:04:26]  Her brain swole.
[00:04:29]  That's kind of cool.
[00:04:31]  You can't remember stuff if your head is, if your brain is swollen.
[00:04:35]  That's probably why she's got, man.
[00:04:36]  She's probably good now.
[00:04:38]  She just needs some vaccine and some crutches.
[00:04:42]  She's going to bring up her leg ain't working right.
[00:04:44]  He asks, what's wrong with the leg?
[00:04:46]  And she's like, that's none of your business.
[00:04:50]  All right, so let's go to the next Democrat.
[00:04:53]  Study your business.
[00:04:55]  Look at this dude.
[00:04:57]  Grab the rail.
[00:04:58]  Man, it's dangerous.
[00:05:01]  You sell that damn cement right there.
[00:05:06]  That dude is so lost.
[00:05:08]  This dude, no good and well.
[00:05:09]  He's been falling everywhere he's going.
[00:05:11]  Yeah, I would walk to the rail and guide my way down.
[00:05:15]  Yeah, if you would have fell, this is what you would have did.
[00:05:18]  You would have stuck your hands out to brace the fall.
[00:05:21]  Your hands would have shattered.
[00:05:22]  He'd have broke all this.
[00:05:24]  All this to be shattered.
[00:05:26]  When you wouldn't have broken it, it would have been shattered like glass.
[00:05:30]  Your hands would be like this, and then your face would have hit the ground.
[00:05:34]  All this would be busted up.
[00:05:36]  That jaw is shattered.
[00:05:37]  Oh, that's broken.
[00:05:38]  You're going to land on one side.
[00:05:39]  Your damn hip is busted.
[00:05:44]  Good thing you didn't fall and hit that damn cement.
[00:05:46]  Yeah, because he's shattered both them hands and risk that side of that face and that hip is gone.
[00:05:52]  That hip is gone.
[00:05:53]  They can't put you back together.
[00:05:55]  You're going to be like, Humpty Dumpty.
[00:05:59]  Remember that nurse around Humpty Dumpty fell and couldn't put them back together.
[00:06:03]  Shut up.
[00:06:04]  You believe that, don't you?
[00:06:05]  I remember.
[00:06:06]  Let's go to the next Democrat.
[00:06:07]  Damn fella.
[00:06:11]  President Biden needs to consider using the 14th Amendment if necessary.
[00:06:16]  The entire GOP debt ceiling negotiation is a sad charade.
[00:06:22]  Yeah.
[00:06:22]  And that's exactly what's wrong about what's wrong in Washington.
[00:06:26]  We're playing with the livelihoods of millions just so the GOP can just turn the screws against hungry Americans.
[00:06:33]  Yeah, what?
[00:06:36]  This dude is so unwell, he can't wear a suit like everybody else.
[00:06:40]  It's the Republicans' fault, huh?
[00:06:42]  Everything's Republicans' fault.
[00:06:44]  Have you caught on that?
[00:06:45]  Have y'all caught on that?
[00:06:46]  Everything is wrong in America.
[00:06:48]  It's Republicans' fault.
[00:06:49]  This would be a great country if it wasn't for them damn Republicans.
[00:06:52]  If we could just vote these damn Republicans out of office, this would be a utopia.
[00:06:56]  Man, wish people show up and vote and get rid of these people.
[00:07:00]  But this happens every year, this whole debt ceiling.
[00:07:02]  Because the government keeps spending all this money that we don't got.
[00:07:05]  Yeah.
[00:07:06]  And now we're at a stalemate over this.
[00:07:10]  Get a stalemate.
[00:07:11]  We had an impasse becoming a deadlock.
[00:07:14]  Because Democrats kind of stuff all this stuff in there.
[00:07:17]  Spend some more money.
[00:07:18]  Hey, I just found out they sent another 135 million to Ukraine.
[00:07:22]  Hey, how you doing?
[00:07:23]  Who is that billion?
[00:07:24]  It was a million.
[00:07:27]  It was millions.
[00:07:27]  Like 300 million?
[00:07:29]  Something like that.
[00:07:30]  Don't worry about it.
[00:07:31]  Keep out of Biden.
[00:07:32]  Hey, man, if y'all just go, okay, so the government's been just printing all this money, right?
[00:07:35]  Why we got to pay taxes?
[00:07:36]  Won't you just print?
[00:07:38]  Yeah, won't you help out the real Americans?
[00:07:42]  Stop.
[00:07:44]  Because we don't have that money.
[00:07:45]  The money's sent in Ukraine.
[00:07:46]  They just printed.
[00:07:46]  Yeah.
[00:07:47]  Yeah.
[00:07:47]  So we won't have to pay tax no more.
[00:07:49]  Y'all just stop taxing us, man.
[00:07:51]  Y'all just print that money.
[00:07:54]  I'm telling you, Americans will really value that, man, if y'all did that, man.
[00:07:58]  If y'all just stop taxing us and just print this stuff, that's even worse.
[00:08:04]  Yeah, how's that worse?
[00:08:05]  Inflation.
[00:08:09]  Well, gotta pick your poison.
[00:08:11]  Hey, I'm gonna see you this time.
[00:08:12]  Hey, how you Negroes feel, man?
[00:08:14]  He's spending all this money on Ukraine, them white people, instead of giving y'all reparations, man.
[00:08:20]  How y'all feel about that, Negro?
[00:08:22]  They put up this image of Joe Biden.
[00:08:24]  Yeah.
[00:08:24]  Look, good news.
[00:08:25]  Inflation at its lowest rate in almost two years.
[00:08:29]  Yeah, inflation started right when you were in office and it's come down, but it's still high as hell.
[00:08:35]  Yeah, it's 5%, ain't it?
[00:08:36]  That's high.
[00:08:37]  Yeah.
[00:08:38]  Why is he bragging about it?
[00:08:39]  Because he knows his constituents are brain dead.
[00:08:44]  Man.
[00:08:44]  I mean, think about it.
[00:08:45]  Feinstein's in office.
[00:08:46]  Felderman is in office.
[00:08:48]  Yeah.
[00:08:48]  He got voted in office by 81 million people.
[00:08:51]  There's a lot of dumb Americans in this country.
[00:08:54]  He's actually bragging about inflation.
[00:08:59]  He's twisting.
[00:09:00]  He's gaslighting y'all.
[00:09:02]  He's not going to tell you, man, inflation is down, but man, it's still over 5%.
[00:09:07]  It's gaslighting.
[00:09:08]  He's twisting your perception to gain an advantage.
[00:09:13]  That's diabolical.
[00:09:15]  That's corrupt.
[00:09:16]  That's evil.
[00:09:17]  And then you got this assistant press secretary.
[00:09:19]  What's her name?
[00:09:19]  Rachel Levine?
[00:09:20]  That's the transgender, right?
[00:09:22]  Yeah, the transgender sand.
[00:09:23]  The lady boy.
[00:09:25]  She's the assistant health press secretary or something like that.
[00:09:28]  She says it's affirming care for kids to get that breast chopped off, mushroom tips chopped off, and take drugs and castration drugs and stop puberty.
[00:09:38]  She thinks that it's perfectly fine.
[00:09:40]  Go and bring a picture back up.
[00:09:42]  Yeah, man.
[00:09:43]  That little Dorothy action she had going on.

=== Gaslighting and Twisted Perception (01:22) ===

[00:09:45]  I want the old picture.
[00:09:46]  No, not the Goonies looking good.
[00:09:50]  I don't need to see that Sasquatch.
[00:09:51]  I like that picture.
[00:09:53]  Yeah, I like that picture.
[00:09:53]  That picture turned me on.
[00:09:55]  Let's look at the prot today.
[00:09:57]  Staying in on it.
[00:10:00]  Let me get into that face action.
[00:10:04]  Yeah, she just needs some Visine.
[00:10:05]  That'll clear all that up.
[00:10:06]  Man, you crazy as hell.
[00:10:07]  What you gonna do about the eye that's closed?
[00:10:09]  Some Visine and the facial and a nice massage.
[00:10:12]  She'll loosen up.
[00:10:13]  Break it back up.
[00:10:14]  That's stress right there.
[00:10:15]  That's muscle time.
[00:10:15]  Stand up to the dude at the top.
[00:10:18]  That dude looks crazy, too.
[00:10:20]  Look at him.
[00:10:22]  Like, he like, you know, he reminds me of.
[00:10:24]  He reminds me of Gargamal on the Smurfs.
[00:10:29]  Like he's hunting for little Smurfs and shit.
[00:10:31]  Like he got.
[00:10:32]  That was a damn good show.
[00:10:33]  Like he got a cat named Azrael.
[00:10:36]  He probably do got a cat name.
[00:10:37]  Azrael.
[00:10:38]  Azrael.
[00:10:41]  Hey, if you don't watch more Hawk Twins, I got videos up in down here.
[00:10:45]  Don't forget, we're giving away a truck.
[00:10:47]  It's a 2020 Chevy Hot Country.
[00:10:51]  It's got the Duramac transmission in there.
[00:10:54]  Tell them about the HD stuff.
[00:10:56]  It comes in HD.
[00:10:57]  He's got it right there on the side of the truck.
[00:10:58]  Yeah, trucking them big ties and wheels.
[00:11:00]  Yep.
[00:11:01]  Man, this is a man's truck.
[00:11:02]  Don't forget, you also win $10,000 in cash to pay the taxes for that truck.
[00:11:07]  Yeah.