Hodgetwins - You Can't Teach Common Sense..
Aired: 2023-05-20
Duration: 08:48


=== Fake Shows and Real Kids (05:03) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for you.
[00:00:01]  I got a damn good show.
[00:00:03]  Damn good show.
[00:00:04]  Y'all remember that show, Lil Big Shots?
[00:00:06]  Didn't like it.
[00:00:09]  It showcased Look at Spongebob.
[00:00:13]  He's more entertaining.
[00:00:15]  Yeah, I don't like it.
[00:00:17]  Hey, what's wrong with you?
[00:00:18]  I'm just saying that that show was fake.
[00:00:20]  But those kids were smart, though.
[00:00:22]  Why was it fake?
[00:00:25]  Because I have an opinion.
[00:00:26]  That's why.
[00:00:28]  Show wasn't fake.
[00:00:29]  But anyway, okay.
[00:00:31]  This one little girl destroys the whole mindset of the left today.
[00:00:36]  Check this video out.
[00:00:39]  So what is this right here?
[00:00:42]  The pulpit.
[00:00:43]  It's the only one in the body that's gender-specific.
[00:00:49]  Which means that it's a lot of fun.
[00:00:51]  You talk like a dog.
[00:00:53]  Is it?
[00:00:54]  Yeah.
[00:00:55]  The public job to protect the organs is for digesting and reproduction.
[00:01:02]  Which means throwing babies.
[00:01:12]  This show is like six years ago.
[00:01:14]  What?
[00:01:16]  What do you say?
[00:01:17]  I ain't say nothing.
[00:01:19]  I ain't say nothing.
[00:01:20]  You hear anything?
[00:01:24]  Meanwhile, today, this is like, this show's like six years old, right?
[00:01:27]  Meanwhile, today, this is what's on TikTok.
[00:01:30]  We were addressing.
[00:01:37]  I have two daughters.
[00:01:40]  Pretty sure that makes me a mom.
[00:01:43]  I've been a parent for a long time.
[00:01:46]  I raised my baby brother until he was six and I moved out.
[00:01:50]  Listen up, this is Tom Food, right?
[00:01:55]  How do we go from that to this?
[00:01:59]  I'll tell you why.
[00:02:01]  Democrats.
[00:02:04]  No, really?
[00:02:06]  Who are you, Captain Obviously?
[00:02:09]  I'm just saying that's why people think this way is because the Democrats is pushing his agenda.
[00:02:15]  They're trying to undermine biology.
[00:02:18]  They're trying to downplay gender differences.
[00:02:23]  Gender differences.
[00:02:24]  Sorry, my tongue slipped.
[00:02:26]  It slipped.
[00:02:27]  It didn't slip.
[00:02:28]  It felt like it did to me.
[00:02:29]  Hey, what's wrong with you?
[00:02:29]  You ain't ragged.
[00:02:30]  What's wrong with you?
[00:02:31]  You and your period again.
[00:02:33]  Huh?
[00:02:34]  What's wrong with you, man?
[00:02:35]  You've been snapping at me this whole video.
[00:02:37]  This dude talked about him.
[00:02:38]  He's so in the rag right now.
[00:02:40]  I'm sorry.
[00:02:41]  He forgot to take his mind off.
[00:02:43]  This dude talking about he a mother when them damn kids originated out of his balls.
[00:02:49]  This dude actually ejaculated, impregnated an actual mother.
[00:02:54]  Yeah.
[00:02:55]  He's the father in this whole situation, but now he wants to be the mother.
[00:02:59]  Well, you can play the role of mother and father because I know that the mother of those kids, they took off because she couldn't take it no more.
[00:03:07]  But it's nothing wrong with that, but you is a man.
[00:03:11]  You're a man.
[00:03:12]  You got a mushroom tip.
[00:03:14]  You got a mushroom tip to squirt semen.
[00:03:18]  You can't be a mother.
[00:03:19]  You can pretend to be a mother.
[00:03:21]  I think there was a green wig he was wearing.
[00:03:24]  No, that was his hero.
[00:03:25]  But those kids on that show, I think it was fake.
[00:03:28]  I think they just memorized those lines.
[00:03:31]  Did you see the show?
[00:03:33]  Nope.
[00:03:34]  So how are you going to make that assumption?
[00:03:36]  Because I got a brain.
[00:03:37]  Oh, because you're a dumbass.
[00:03:38]  Nope.
[00:03:40]  Send that kid to 95.
[00:03:42]  Go get a 95.
[00:03:43]  Drive a car.
[00:03:45]  I like to see you get to work.
[00:03:47]  I like to see you get on the bus.
[00:03:48]  She's too small to drive a car, Killer.
[00:03:50]  I'm just saying, man.
[00:03:52]  She memorized some lines.
[00:03:54]  She's smart.
[00:03:55]  I'm not saying she ain't smart.
[00:03:57]  I'm not saying she ain't smart.
[00:03:58]  You're making it seem like she just memorized some lines.
[00:04:01]  Yeah, so I'm coached, man.
[00:04:02]  She's not.
[00:04:03]  I mean, don't get me wrong.
[00:04:04]  She's smart.
[00:04:05]  You can't condition a lot of kids to speak like that.
[00:04:08]  I mean, she's trained well, man.
[00:04:10]  I wish we trained our kids nowadays like that.
[00:04:13]  I'm just saying in the real world, she couldn't.
[00:04:16]  She couldn't make it.
[00:04:18]  Well, that dude's making the real world.
[00:04:19]  Look how stupid he is.
[00:04:21]  Why can't the little girl do it?
[00:04:22]  Because trans people got more rights than anybody.
[00:04:25]  She's a little white girl.
[00:04:26]  She's a minority now.
[00:04:27]  She has no rights.
[00:04:29]  See, you're conflating two different time zones.
[00:04:33]  That's when the world was sane.
[00:04:35]  Now the world is insane.
[00:04:38]  You're conflating two time periods.
[00:04:41]  Now, if the world was like when she, when this little girl stated this, she might have a shot, but she ain't got no shot.
[00:04:48]  This is only six years ago.
[00:04:50]  Six, seven years ago.
[00:04:53]  Okay, what's your point?
[00:04:55]  My point is it don't take time, much time for Democrats to destroy everything.
[00:04:59]  Actually, six more years from now.

=== Conflating Time Periods (03:44) ===

[00:05:03]  All the dudes are going to be in the trans girls.
[00:05:05]  Hey, I'm telling you.
[00:05:06]  Instead of eating them out, you're going to be sucking them off.
[00:05:09]  Hey, man, you crazy as hell for saying that.
[00:05:10]  No, I'm telling you.
[00:05:11]  That's the direction this country's going in, and nobody realizes but us.
[00:05:16]  All the straight people out never do that.
[00:05:18]  Bitch, your kids are going to be doing it one day.
[00:05:22]  You know why?
[00:05:23]  Because that's the way things are going.
[00:05:29]  I'm telling you.
[00:05:31]  And it's easier to corrupt dudes sexually if you get them a good young age.
[00:05:36]  That's why they're going after the kids.
[00:05:38]  I mean, I agree with you, man.
[00:05:41]  You know what?
[00:05:41]  I agree with you.
[00:05:42]  Look at all these men in jail sucking dudes off.
[00:05:46]  Corrupted, man.
[00:05:48]  You got no choice.
[00:05:49]  Then you did all that sucking, all that penetration in jail.
[00:05:54]  Dick just gonna give it up.
[00:05:56]  Man, I can't.
[00:05:57]  Glad I'm out of jail.
[00:05:57]  I ain't got to do that no more.
[00:06:00]  Then they're going to be like, they're going to see a dude like, damn, I look like the dude.
[00:06:03]  That looks like dude on D-Block.
[00:06:06]  Yeah, that dude could...
[00:06:07]  Man, that dude did a good job.
[00:06:08]  I'm going to go holler at this nigga.
[00:06:12]  You crazy as hell, man.
[00:06:14]  Oh, man, that's the way things are going.
[00:06:15]  You didn't think you'd ever see men race against women with wigs on.
[00:06:20]  I did.
[00:06:21]  No, you didn't.
[00:06:22]  Yeah, I did.
[00:06:22]  It's in the Bible.
[00:06:23]  Judgment day's coming.
[00:06:27]  God is almost here.
[00:06:30]  These are the last times.
[00:06:33]  Remember, mama told us when you start seeing chicks with dicks, God's coming.
[00:06:40]  Hey, Keith and Kevin, when you start seeing women and they're beautiful.
[00:06:44]  Where did mama get that book at?
[00:06:46]  We was having Bible study.
[00:06:47]  I think it was like eight, nine years old.
[00:06:48]  Yeah, mama.
[00:06:49]  Hey, can I finish the statement?
[00:06:50]  Mama showed us this.
[00:06:52]  It was for Bible study.
[00:06:53]  She would order these books.
[00:06:54]  She hold Barber study on Sundays.
[00:06:55]  Hey, man.
[00:06:56]  Instead of going to church, and she shows a bunch of girls with breasts.
[00:07:00]  Cool, sweet.
[00:07:03]  See this, Keith and Kevin?
[00:07:04]  When y'all start seeing these walking around, oh, God's coming.
[00:07:09]  You better repent, boy.
[00:07:11]  I want to tell that story.
[00:07:13]  Yeah, mama's.
[00:07:14]  I was going to tell a joke, but you ruined it.
[00:07:17]  I was going to say, mama introduced me to what did mama call him?
[00:07:23]  She-man, see, this is what you call a she-man.
[00:07:34]  They look like women till you open the legs up.
[00:07:41]  I'm telling you, you men out there don't think you'll never get corrupted and do that?
[00:07:45]  Take Beyonce.
[00:07:46]  Sexuality is teach, man.
[00:07:48]  Hold on.
[00:07:48]  Take Beyonce.
[00:07:49]  You've been talking this whole time.
[00:07:50]  You're going to tell me to hold on.
[00:07:51]  Take Beyonce.
[00:07:52]  Take Rihanna.
[00:07:54]  Take that same woman.
[00:07:55]  Put a dick on her.
[00:07:57]  Oh, y'all some gay mom, some homosexuals.
[00:08:00]  You mean Jimmy, you ain't gonna suck Rihanna?
[00:08:06]  Bet you suck off J-Lo.
[00:08:13]  Ain't nothing but a long clitorious, man.
[00:08:17]  W a good show.
[00:08:18]  W a good show.
[00:08:21]  Hey, don't forget, we're giving away a new truck.
[00:08:23]  Chevy, high country, V8 engine.
[00:08:26]  It's got the Duramex transmission in there.
[00:08:28]  It's in high definition and it's wide.
[00:08:30]  The end of the contest, all you gotta do is go to officialhorsetwins.com.
[00:08:33]  End of the day.
[00:08:34]  All you gotta do is buy something.
[00:08:36]  I ain't never sucking off J-Lo.
[00:08:37]  Rihanna, all of them.
[00:08:39]  You ain't gonna get none of that man pussy?
[00:08:40]  It's gonna be y'all.
[00:08:42]  Gonna say I'm uncorruptible.
[00:08:44]  I'm a patriot.
[00:08:48]  Yeah.