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April 13, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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Man Goes Off On Lego Cashiers Wearing LGBTQ Flags

A man confronts Lego cashiers wearing LGBTQ flags, claiming the company sends "gay subliminal messages" to children by associating alphabet letters with terms like "A is for ACE." He argues this constitutes grooming and manufacturing gay people, accusing Lego of exclusive inclusivity while ignoring atheists, Muslims, and others. Describing symbols as "gay contraband," he demands a "separation between state and gay" before refusing to spend money or return, leading to trespassing orders that highlight rising cultural conflicts over corporate diversity initiatives. [Automatically generated summary]

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Legos Target Kids Now 00:11:41
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Yeah, so Lego, they didn't.
They coming after the kids now.
The LGBTQ, they've partnered with Lego to come after your kids.
A is for ACE.
A is for.
B is for buy.
C is for coming out.
D is for diversity.
E is for everyone is awesome.
F is for freedom.
I like that.
I like that one.
G is for gay.
H is for home.
I is for intersex.
J is for joy.
I had enough with the gay subliminal message.
L is for lesbian.
No, it's not.
M is for marriage equality.
N is for non-binary.
No, it's not.
It's a lie.
O is for open.
Nope.
P is for plus.
Q is for queer.
That's enough.
R is for rights.
This is what you call gay subliminal messages.
They sending to your kids.
They trying to associate gay with certain letters of the alphabet.
Now, when they go to the schoolhouse, they learn the ABCs.
They go say A is for asshole.
B is for bisexual.
C is for coming.
This for dicks for girls.
G is for glory hole.
So.
That's what you're doing, man.
I mean, they're trying to associate that with gayness.
Yeah, yeah.
They're trying to start a dialogue between kids.
Yeah.
That's what they're doing.
Kids, they're starting a dialogue between kids because kids gonna talk.
Yeah.
That's how it starts.
That's what you call grooming, one-on-one.
Yeah.
You associate certain things kids like to play with or like to do, and you associate with gay.
Why?
Why are you associating it with gay?
It's above their capacity.
They don't know what people do in the bedroom.
They don't even know their breads and the beasts, but they're trying to associate these with these words.
Why?
Because they want them to be gay.
They want to manufacture more gay people.
Yeah.
So I ain't got nothing against the gays.
I mean, if you're gay, I mean, I support you.
Yeah.
So I want to say this.
Like, everybody knows Lego is inclusive.
I mean, you didn't come out with Lego and say, look, homosexuals don't touch these.
This is for straight kids.
Yeah.
Black people don't touch these Legos.
These for the smart white kids.
Yeah.
It was for everybody.
We already know you're inclusive.
So why y'all got to take it a step further?
When y'all come out with Legos for churches and stuff like that, like religions and stuff like that.
Yeah, when you're going to come out Legos for Muslims, Christians.
How about the atheists?
Let's don't forget about the atheists.
How about the Church of Scientology?
When you're going to come out shit for them?
Why you just got to come out with stuff for the gays?
Yeah, once you come out with stuff for straight people.
Yeah.
How about the asexual people?
How about some Legos for them too, huh?
How about Legos for fat people?
Yeah, how about Legos for skinny people?
How about Legos for cocks?
How about Legos for ugly bitches?
Nobody gives any ugly chicks no love.
Look at ESPN.
I think that was too far.
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All right, back to the game.
So this guy goes in the Lego because he's pissed off about this.
It sounds like a black dude, right?
See, he sounds homophobic, too.
He goes to the Lego, and he's had enough of all these homes.
I was joking.
He's not homophobic.
I was just...
I'm just joking.
Yeah.
Let's go to video.
But the question is, why are you all in here with those pens on?
Do you think children care about what man sucks at home or what girl eats vaginas?
Do you think they care about?
I don't think they think about that personally.
Right, so while the church they think about it when they see your parents, they don't.
Yes, they do.
It's disgusting.
That's called grooming.
Right.
Is y'all mind leaving?
Yeah, if you call security, tell security that you're in here wearing pride on your shirt.
Come on, guys.
It's time to leave.
You know what's amazing?
Most children don't know.
He's been educated by me.
I think it's grooming.
It's borderline pedophilia and child abuse for these weirdos to come in here and wear that.
And at the same time, kids got from the store.
When does it stutter?
I'm sick and tired after that.
Yeah, but I came in here to buy something.
When does it stop?
At some point, we need to get to the store.
Stop pushing this mess on children.
You don't know this.
I'll leave.
And I won't spend any money at Lego.
If you're in here right now, if you're in here right now and you care about value, this store is intentionally promoting LGBTQ behavior on children.
Sir, you're spend your money in a place that doesn't do that to kids.
Sir, you're about to get trespassed.
Thank you.
How are you going to trespass him from Lego?
That dude ain't never going back in.
I'm off.
I'm off the trespassing.
You don't got to trespass him.
He ain't never coming back to that damn store.
But he makes a great point.
What is this going to stop?
Y'all just keep.
Yeah, it's above the capacity of children.
Children don't even care.
I don't even get why you're saying that.
You can't say you're not trying to groom people to be homosexual, man, because you got it in when kids are buying their toys.
You're teaching them the gay alphabet.
You're not trying to create more gay people.
I mean, if you're gay, you're gay.
I mean, so be it.
But, you know, I don't want someone, I go into a store and it's just in my face.
I mean, I would be offended if I went in a store and you pushing straight sex in front of me.
This is something that's not meant for kids.
You know, this is sexualizing kids.
Yeah.
I remember when I was growing up, like, adult stuff didn't come on HBO and stuff like it till like eight o'clock at night or 10 o'clock at night.
You remember that?
Yeah.
Because it's called sexualizing kids.
It was on the regular channels too.
It didn't come on till late at night anything that was kind of sexual.
It didn't stop us, though.
We stayed up.
Yeah, stayed up.
But what I'm saying is, what do you think would have happened to me?
Let's get serious on this.
We stayed up.
Yeah, we stayed up.
Mom asleep, man.
Cut the TV off.
Oh, man.
This is going to be goodness.
What was those movies instead of?
Emmanuel.
Those Emmanuel movies.
Yeah, Friday After Dark on Cinemax.
Those Emmanuel movies.
Oh, my God.
I remember one night, man, I fell asleep, man.
I fell asleep.
And then I heard something.
I ain't going to tell you what I heard.
That's what I thought I heard.
That's what it heard.
No, no, no, no.
C, see, what are you doing?
Hey, let's get back to the video.
What do you think?
Okay, let's say me and you five, six years old.
And let's say we came across some porn tapes.
And it says gay porn.
Right?
We five, six years old.
Cutting all this couple white dudes sucking each other off and you know plowing each other.
No, let's make it more inclusive.
Let's say the black guys getting sucked off and the white guys sucking him off.
Okay, whatever.
Yeah.
Five, six years old, what's the first thing a five, six year old kid gonna do?
Hey, open your mouth.
I saw this in a movie.
Because that's what kids do.
No, you're very impressible.
You're motivated at that age.
Yep.
You're trying to associate Legos with being gay.
No, well, they trying to, they're trying to, what's the word I'm looking for?
They're trying to strike a fire in these kids.
Yeah, the suck cock.
You say, but when kids like the rainbow and stuff and get impressed, like, oh, the rainbow, you know what that means?
And then that's what I'm saying.
When guys suck each other off and women, carpet munch.
Yeah, they should just be about the legos.
It's about just the toys.
I mean, it's kind of weird.
You got a couple gay guys inside of Legos wearing gay flag pants and you got gay paraphernalia all over the damn place.
What if the porn industry came out with a logo?
That's what I say.
It's gay paraphernalia.
Gay paraphernalia.
Paraphernalia is drug.
That's a homo.
Drug paraphernalia.
Gay paraphernalia.
What's gay pornography?
What's all this damn gay paraphernalia around here?
What's all this damn lube in here?
Damn, butt plugs, all this gay paraphernalia in here.
All this damn gay contraband.
You see somebody drunk, you see a lube and fool on it.
Look at you, got some drug paraphernalia.
Yeah.
Cops killing the corner.
You got some lube?
What's that?
Yeah, this is a foot plague.
This is a gay.
These guys are gay.
Yeah, it's gay paraphernalia.
Gay paraphernalia.
Gay contraband.
These guys are screwing each other.
I mean, hey, I was going to say.
This doesn't belong.
It doesn't.
It doesn't belong around kids.
I remember what I was wanting to say.
That doesn't make me homophobic for saying that.
I just remember what I was going to say.
Let me say it.
What?
Let's say the porn industry comes out with a logo.
Y'all got the flag and all that stuff.
Let's say the porn industry come out with a logo of some sort.
That's free.
That's First Amendment, though.
Yeah.
That's freedom of speech.
I guess the porn industry having a logo.
Maybe it's like, you know, Jordan's like this, and it's her legs and opening something big cot fit to go on.
But anyway, it's just a silhouette.
Like that Michael Jordan logo, man.
But it's just open.
Let's get serious on this.
It would be the slogan.
Just stick it.
Just slam it.
Oh, here's a logo.
Here's a hint of a logo.
Just leave the nuts hanging out.
Right, they come out with a logo.
Yeah.
Why?
Would that make any sense just to be more inclusive to adult film stars to put their logos and come out with some Legos for them or to walk around with that logo in their shirt?
Yeah, it doesn't.
It doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense for you to walk around with the LGBT stuff on.
You just, you Lego.
Just have your Lego logo.
Yeah, I'm all for.
I'm all for gay rights, but the way y'all are twisting things and y'all pushing this on kids, man, it's just, it's not right.
It's indecent.
It's immoral.
It's corrupt.
It's evil.
I mean, let kids be kids.
Nobody cares what other adults.
When I'm a kid, I don't care what adults are doing in their bedroom.
It didn't even come up in my mind.
I just wanted to play with my toys.
Now you go to a store and you got gay contraband all over the place.
It's paraphernalia.
You got a couple gay guys.
I mean, it's just, it doesn't seem right.
I wouldn't force, I don't even raise my kids to be straight or gay.
I just raised my kids.
I just let them be kids.
Yeah, let me come in at Legos and y'all got like crosses on.
Y'all come out Legos for Christian people.
Like, you got a cross on.
Yeah, how in the hell do we get it?
You'll never see that.
We kick Christianity out of schools.
You can't, but it's a separation between church and state.
I get it.
It should be a separation between state and gay.
What?
We have a separation between church and state.
Yeah.
This should be a separation between state and gay.
Like when you send your kids to school, you got gay teachers teaching them this shit.
Separating State From Gay 00:01:34
Yeah.
When we send our kids to school, this shouldn't even be on the curriculum.
It shouldn't be nowhere near in the classroom.
Yeah.
We need a separation of state and gay.
Yeah.
It doesn't go together.
Hey, when you write it up, it's being the Bill of Rights, right?
You put it's a separation between uh state and straightness.
Nobody gets shit.
We just send our kids to school.
It's just like you just forcing this down our throat.
Like, I'm just trying to deep throat this shit.
Yeah, well, you gotta come up with legislation.
You gotta put in there, like, there's a separation between state and gay, and then you gotta put it in there.
No, gay paraphernalia.
What's the other term?
Contraband.
No gay contraband.
No strap-ons.
No strap-ons.
No lube.
No flags.
Yeah.
Should we say no blue and green hair in the schools?
It's taking it too far, huh?
That's too far.
You almost said it a theocracy at that point.
They can keep that blue and green hair.
Just keep that crazy shit to themselves, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can keep your blue hair.
I don't let you keep that.
All this other, all this other stuff.
Yeah.
It's got to go.
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That was a damn good show.
Damn, good show.
We told them damn homos, didn't we?
Told him take that damn GERG paraphernalia, all that damn contraband, and Shove up your ass.
Yeah.
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