Jon Stewart Weird Philosophy on Guns & Drag Queens features a speaker attacking Stewart's "gotcha" tactics, falsely equating drag queens with sex workers who should not read to children while simultaneously defending their right to perform. The guest rejects gun registration as a disarmament tool and argues that gun-free zones make schools targets, proposing armed guards instead. Ultimately, the segment frames political debates over children's safety as a distraction from root causes, accusing Democrats of using kids as "sacrificial lambs" to advance an anti-gun agenda. [Automatically generated summary]
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Gun Registration Fails to Prevent Crime00:11:05
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Man, we got a damn good show.
This show is going to be enlightening.
Yeah, John Stewart.
Jon Stewart, that is.
Yeah, Jon Stewart, he's a...
He thinks he's smart, man.
You ain't smart.
No, he goes for those gotcha moments because he be rehearsing before the show.
And then he coming in and just the Republicans just walk right into this shit.
He'd be like, gotcha, nigga.
Yeah, he can hit it, those gotchas.
Maybe we get them damn gotcha moments.
But that dude be rehearsing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to say this, then this nigga gonna say this.
And then when I deal with our reel, then when I catch that damn report, I'm gonna reel his ass right in.
Yeah, so Jon Stewart shed his philosophy on guns and trans kids, which I'm sure you guys is batshit crazy.
Well, guns and drag queens.
Oh, he brought up trans kids too.
He brought up trans kids too?
Yeah, how can you bring up kids without drag queens?
They synonymous together.
That's sick.
What a sick thing to say.
That's disgusting.
Take it back.
All right.
We're going to...
Take it back.
That's not bad.
That's not funny.
They're not sick.
I mean, it wasn't meant to be funny.
Yeah, that's a sick joke you just said.
What did I say?
Sick son of a bitch.
What did I say?
You said kids and drag queens are synonymous.
Well, man, drag queens, man.
They love reading the kids.
They love the kids, man.
They love the kids.
Yeah.
They love the kids, everybody.
Shit, even when Santa's around reading my kids, I'm watching Santa's ass.
Yeah, I don't even trust Santa.
Think I'm going to trust a damn drag queen around my kids?
But anyway, let's get serious on this.
All right.
I don't trust them damn clowns.
We're having birthday parties either.
Damn clowns.
All of them are perverts.
Most of them are serial killers.
Did you know that?
Look at these documentaries on Netflix.
All these clowns be doing little kids' birthday parties.
Serial killers.
John Wayne Gacy?
Well, think about it.
You putting on the clown outfit, going to kids, daddy.
Hey, happy birthday!
You do that shit that did drive you fucking crazy.
That's why they go crazy.
Hey, man, come on, man.
Do these.
You get home after doing all these.
I'm going to fucking kill somebody.
Hey, man, let's get to the top.
All right, let's talk about John, man.
Let's go.
Okay, so John, he was talking to a Republican.
Go to the first video.
For clarity's sake.
Yeah.
I'm not against the Second Amendment.
Yes, he is.
I don't want to ban guns.
But you're saying more guns makes us more safe.
Yes.
We got 400 million guns in the country.
Gun deaths went up.
So when exactly does this curve hit?
Every mass shooting that starts, what stops it?
Jackass.
That's when the curve hits.
When the nice guy with the gun comes.
Yeah, that's how they end.
You think the bad guy runs out of bullets?
No, a good guy with a gun, cyclimmet, shows up and takes care of the bad situation.
And on top of that, the more guns you have, the more people's lives are saved every day.
See, when you're taking a statistic, you're looking at it from a pessimistic point of view.
You got to be more optimistic.
That glass is not half empty.
That damn glass is half full.
You got to look at the bright side.
You got to look at the pros and cons.
Yeah, people, a lot of people are going to die.
More people are going to die, the more guns you have.
Yeah, it's just a sniff.
That's just law of large numbers.
But also, the average life has been the amount of lives saved with the gun is also going to go up.
Yeah, but the news don't cover when a gun saves somebody's life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, what's the point in that?
Right.
Yeah.
Besides, look at cars.
Car deaths are going up.
There's more cars on the road.
So, should we like go to Auto Mega's Aid?
And man, people are dying in cars.
So, we need to lower down the number of cars on the road.
And cars are not even made to kill people.
Yeah, is that an indictment on the auto industry?
Huh?
No.
But all of a sudden, when there's a lot of people dying from guns, automatically has an indictment on the gun manufacturer.
I mean, the gun manufacturers.
No, you hold that person accountable.
I mean, I'm not going to take, like, y'all like to say, oh, it's the evil NRA.
Do you hear anybody on the right making these stupid arguments just as stupid and insane as what y'all's arguments would be?
Let's say I came with this argument.
Oh, man, these damn auto-gun lobbies, these damn auto lobbies.
Oh, man, these people are evil.
All these people are dying on the streets.
These Republicans, these Democrats that pay it off, we need to ban these damn cars.
I mean, it's just crazy.
It's just as crazy when you're.
You don't hold the car accountable.
You don't hold the gun.
You hold the person accountable.
Yeah.
And they also like to say.
Because how many mass shootings?
I was just talking.
How many mass shootings have been committed without a person?
That's what I was going to say.
You stole them.
That shit popped right in my head and you just stole it from me.
Y'all agreed that gun is in there like this.
The gun just bouncing.
That gun just bouncing.
That's not what's happening.
Baby, you crazy.
I gotta hurt my damn mom doing that shit.
Yeah.
All right, let's go to the next video.
I mean, you let me.
Let's stop beating that dead horse.
Let's go to the next one.
I'm just saying, I want to say one more thing before we go to the next video.
It's not a rational, sane argument.
All right, let's go to the next video.
Those arguments come out of the mouth of crazy people.
And you people are crazy.
All right, next video.
If we had gun registration, if we were able to track purchases, if we are, they have a technology that every bullet would be stamped with an individual like a fingerprint.
If we had an ATF that wasn't defunded, we would be able to enforce gun laws more effectively and we would be able to solve gun crimes more effectively.
Why take away their tools?
How is like registering your gun gonna keep you from committing a crime?
Look, I'm a registered person.
I got a social security number.
Everybody's registered.
Just because you know it's registered and you know I'm alive, how are you gonna stop them from committing a crime?
Yeah, it doesn't commit you from John.
It doesn't prevent mass shootings.
It doesn't prevent gang violence.
It doesn't prevent violence.
It doesn't prevent murders.
Just because you registered?
Yeah.
How does that prevent anything?
Yeah.
You may be able to solve the crime a lot easier.
Like what you said, I agree with you on that.
Yeah.
But see, the 1,000.
But the key word I'm trying to say here, the key word, it doesn't prevent anything.
All you're doing is make your government that's much more powerful over the United States citizens.
Yeah, and the whole point why we got Second Amendment is to empower the citizens over a tyrannical government.
When you register guns, you're giving your government that much more power and they one step closer to when they get the votes to come and get everybody's guns.
For example, hold on.
Throughout history, every country, every government that had a gun registry, they eventually took everybody's guns.
That's why.
Yeah, as soon as I register my guns, the first thing that's going to happen to me, I'm going to do a video.
I'm going to talk about some about transgenders.
They're going to say, that dude's an extremist.
Hey, does he got guns?
Yeah, he registered them.
Go get his damn guns.
They're going to take my guns.
Yeah.
That's the real reason why they want to registry.
They don't want to prevent crime.
They just want to make that United States citizen weaker against the government.
Registering guns, registering, it doesn't prevent crime.
It doesn't prevent anything.
Whatever.
I could.
If I register my um, no, I ain't gonna say that.
Yeah, don't say that.
Go to the next video.
Yeah, I was gonna say something crazy.
Certain of their tools that they're using would be infringements upon the people's right to keep and bear arms, that's right, upon their constitutional rights, upon justice.
So you're saying on other things that registering is an infringement.
Yes.
Is voting a right?
It's a right for citizens, yes.
Do you have to do anything to do it?
Yes.
What do you have to do?
It depends on the state.
Let's answer the question, man.
To be at least 18 years old, do you have a government-issued ID?
What do you have to?
You have to be on the voter rolls?
Register.
Oh, you have to register.
Don't stir it, you old patronizing bitch.
Condescending.
Well, he was avoiding it.
Yeah, he was because he was never putting this son of a bitch trapped me.
I'm not answering shit.
I'm asking like I even heard that damn question.
Yeah.
Hey, I tell you what, John, you good at them damn.
I got you.
I got you.
Yeah, the whole registering to vote.
Okay, what's the purpose of registering to vote?
It's to prevent fraud.
To hopefully try to keep fraud at a minimum.
It does not stop all fraud.
Does it prevent fraud?
Nope.
Hell no.
Just because I register doesn't mean I can't go out and commit voter fraud.
Yeah.
It's just, it's just a something you do when you have to vote to prevent fraud.
Yeah, he says, same thing you have to do when you go buy a gun.
Same thing.
You got to do the same thing when you got to go buy a gun.
You got to go get, you got to go buy the gun.
You got to get your driver's light.
They got to register your driver's lights.
You got to go do a background check.
You're already registering your damn self when you're buying the gun.
But they don't keep a list of it.
But they don't keep a list of it, but they already know you're buying a gun.
They're doing a background check.
Yeah, make sure you.
Yeah, you're already doing that.
What you impose and try to impose on American citizen is this is infringement on their rights.
Because as soon as they say anything that you offended with, they're going to go get their guns.
But like I was going to say, I like how Democrats conflate social issues to try to distract to make the other person look bad.
Registering to vote, it's something totally different from gun rights.
It has nothing to do with each other.
Yeah.
I mean, you're carrying, you're not even comparing apple to oranges.
You're comparing penises to pickles.
So you're trying to, you're implying that if you register the gun, it's going to prevent gun crime.
No, it's not.
Yeah.
What we're trying to say, John, stop conflating issues.
That was just a distraction from the real argument.
Yeah.
Voting registration and buying guns is totally two separate things.
You shouldn't have even brought it up, but you always try to do this gotcha moments by bringing up irrelevant facts, irrelevant things.
Yeah, well, that's like bringing up, you got to register your car.
Doesn't stop me from even if you look at it.
Doesn't stop me from robbing a bank with it.
It doesn't keep me from running people over with it.
Yeah, it doesn't keep me from drinking and driving.
That whole registration, it doesn't prevent anything.
It's to empower the government to one day take everybody's guns.
That's why Republicans are against it.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
Next thing.
Thank you.
That was good.
First Amendment Protects Sex Workers00:13:37
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All right, let's go to the next video.
Go you one further.
You want to ban drag show readings to children.
To my house, yes.
Why?
What are you protecting?
Why can we prohibit children from voting, those under 18, from voting?
Why are you banning?
Is that free speech?
Are you infringing upon that performer's free speech?
They can continue to exercise their free speech, just not in front of a child.
Hey, hey, John, free speech.
Hey, let me say something.
I got him on this.
I'm gonna make you look real stupid, John.
Does the First Amendment give you the right to break the law?
It doesn't.
Why do kids, why do sex workers, because that's what drag queens are, that's what they're doing at all time.
That's how they get money.
Glory holes.
Glory holes.
Like, y'all act like these trans.
Glory hoes.
They act like these trans workers.
Did you get it?
Did you catch that?
Glory hoes.
Yeah, they hoes and they like not glory hoes.
Like the hoes?
No, glory hoes.
Glory hoes.
That's what drag queens are.
Majority of them, I'm not saying all of them are, but a good majority of these people are sex workers.
Yeah, y'all act like these.
I'm going to say this.
I've been saying this here lately, but y'all act like these damn drag queens.
During the week, they CEOs, lawyers, doctors, cops, doctors, teachers, surgeons.
Like surgeons, reputable people during the weekend.
They just do this shit on the weekend.
I just thought like a chick with all his damn clown makeup and read the kids.
That's not what's going on.
During the week, they sucking dick.
They get fucked.
They busted nuts.
People busted nuts in them.
They sex workers.
Let me tell you, let me put it to you like this, John.
They've had more, they've drank more semen than I have in sugar walls in my entire life.
They do that in the weekend.
That's a lot of semen, John.
These people should not be reading the kids.
They're sex workers.
I wouldn't adult porn female.
I don't care if it was like straight women and they just did guys.
Yeah.
And they go dress like porn stars.
I don't think that's inappropriate, John.
It's inappropriate.
We've always had this standard in society that we protect kids from adults.
Kids don't, I mean, kids sitting in front of sex workers.
Yeah.
Well, what's so good about these people?
Why are we drag queens breast like cock when they're not reading to them?
See, you took it too far, man.
That's just busted nuts and cocks.
Hey, why are we semen?
Why are we sensationalizing drag queens?
Call them for what they really are.
All they are is a grotesque caricature of a female.
Yeah, and they sex work.
And they're men.
They sex workers.
Just because they can drink five loads of semen in a night, why the hell do we give them the authority the discretion to read to our damn kids?
Because they suck cock.
That don't make no damn sense, John.
Just because, like I said, let me reiterate.
It's because we have the First Amendment.
It doesn't give them the right to break the law.
Hey, I remember movies.
We kids.
Movies, kids.
My Angelo will come to read to you.
Who?
My Angelo.
The hell's that?
You don't know who the hell?
My Angelo?
Remember that black woman?
She actually came to us at our school and read to us.
My Angelo.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shut up.
And she read to the kids.
Read to us.
My Angelo came to school today.
I remember this white girl came.
She had some.
She was a chill eater.
North Carolina Tall Heels.
She's a chill eater.
Yeah.
She had a basketball player with her.
She was a chill eater.
Oh, man.
I never forget that day.
That's when I was introduced to white women with big titties.
It was a damn good day.
I found out who I was that day.
Hey, Kip, what's wrong with you?
I can still see that woman like she's sitting right here, right now, right in front of me.
I can still remember them damn dog blue eyes and him big ass kitties.
Had all the hallmarks of Dolly Parton, huh?
Yeah.
Hey, man, let's go to the next video.
I mean, Dolly Parton was fine, but this chill eater?
Yeah, Dolly Party.
I was sitting there in damn class.
What daddy like about Dolly Parton sit like her mouth on the side of her face?
You remember Don Party had that side mouth action going?
Don't you disrespect Dolly Parton?
No, what's wrong with you?
She had some side mouth going.
I like that side action.
Ain't nothing wrong with little side actions.
I gotta turn that head to the front.
Hey, once in my life, shit, turn it to the front.
Be holding them big titties.
Hey, go ahead and cut all this out.
I'll leave it in.
Freedom of speech, right?
Hey, we got more video?
But he said this is this is we got another video.
Yeah, but this has nothing to do with freedom of speech.
Yeah, that's against the law, John.
You shouldn't sexualize kids.
I shouldn't have a stripper, a straight stripper do it.
That's, it's just, it's not right, you dumbass.
See, this is what I mean.
They conflate social issues into one argument while they distract from the real argument.
Yeah, that's why we talking about drag queens, trans kids.
No, you throwing guns in now?
Freedom of speech in there?
And stop calling them drag queens.
They're sex workers.
Yeah.
That's a youth.
Ain't nothing wrong with a good sex worker.
Yeah.
Ain't nothing wrong.
I believe in your freedom of speech.
I believe in sex workers.
But stay away from a damn kid.
I believe in sex workers, but sex workers.
Yeah, sex workers and got me through some tough times in my life.
I was young.
I was divorced.
I needed an outlet.
There's a time and a place for everything.
Yeah.
But that time is not to read to your kids, John.
It's for adults.
Yeah.
All right, let's go to the next video.
The government does have a responsibility to protect.
I'm sorry?
Does have a responsibility in certain societies?
What's the leading cause of death amongst children in this country?
And I'm going to give you a hint.
It's not drag show readings to children.
Correct, yes.
So what is it?
I'm presuming you're going to say it's firearms.
No, I'm not going to say it like it's an opinion.
That's what it is.
It's firearms.
More than cancer, more than car accidents.
And what you're telling me is you don't mind infringing free speech to protect children from this amorphous thing that you think of.
But when it comes to children that have died, you don't give a flying fuck.
Your logic is twisted.
You haven't proven anything.
Yeah, but see, this is the thing to the Democrat voter.
Yeah.
He's doing, man, this dude is awesome.
Yeah.
All he's doing is distracting and conflating issues, and they're distracting from the real argument.
He haven't answered that one question.
And then you putting, you're saying that's against freedom of speech?
No, that's not against freedom of speech for a drag queen, a sex work go rate that getting four or five years old.
Like I said, the First Amendment doesn't give you the right to break the law, John.
I can't go on, like I have the freedom of speech.
I can go online and talk all kinds of crazy shit about Joe Biden.
I can make up lies, videos, all that.
Is that my freedom of speech?
No.
I don't have the right to slander anybody.
Yeah.
I don't have the freedom.
Like I said, the freedom of speech does not give you the right to break the law.
Yeah.
I was going to say something else, man.
He said something stupid.
Oh, yeah.
He brought up the gun.
You're cherry-picking the data.
Yeah, guns are involved with a lot of kids' deaths.
Yeah.
But yeah, he's current picking the data.
You don't use all the data for when kids, somebody under 18 dies.
They cherry-pick the data.
The leading cause of death for people under age 18 is actually accidents.
But when you cherry pick the data, they can manipulate it and say it's guns.
But these gun deaths, who's committing these crimes?
This is gang violence.
Yeah.
Yep.
So you demonizing Republicans for a bunch of niggas shooting each other up in Chicago.
But you're demonizing the NRA and Republicans for a bunch of African Americans killing each other up in Chicago.
That's more political.
All these inner cities.
So you're going to demonize them for what they're doing.
Won't you be tougher on gang crime?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
When you commit a gang crime, throw them in jail for 30 years.
Fuck them.
Yeah.
Leave them in there.
Let them rot.
Yeah, yeah.
Because what it boils down to is gang lot, gang violence, and suicide, a majority of it.
Yeah, majority of them.
But these, these people, the gang violence, that's your constituency.
They're not voting conservatively.
They're voting for Democrats.
Yeah, and they're.
You blaming conservatives in the NRA for your niggas.
I mean, excuse me, your African Americans.
And do you think they care about gun laws?
Nope.
Gangs, you think they go out and go rigstat gun?
You think they buying guns, John?
No, you know where they probably buying their guns?
From sex workers.
See, you doing the same thing he did.
Psych inflated issues.
They probably buying drunk guns from drag queen and you're shooting people up.
That's the same thing.
That's the same illogical arguments you were making.
Inflating social issues.
That's why.
Make a point.
That's why nothing ever gets accomplished.
That's why we can never.
That's why with the countries at the impasse over this gun violence, we don't know how to handle it.
We don't know how to alleviate it.
Y'all blaming Republicans.
What's y'all solution other than banning guns?
Hey, let me say something.
What's y'all's solution?
Let me say something.
Y'all ain't got nothing because y'all ain't got no real.
And these people, these politicians just playing you, they know that shit's not going to prevent mass shootings.
But it makes them, it gives the impression that, hey, they're doing something.
They ain't doing shit.
Wretching in your firearms is not going to prevent mass shootings or anything.
What I want to say is, shouldn't, I mean, I think the onus is on you guys.
The Democrats, liberals, y'all have made all these schools gun-free zones.
Why do you think so many mass shootings are happening in school?
Y'all have made these people open targets.
Yeah.
Target practice.
Because y'all thought, hey, let's make it.
Hey, man, you know what we can do?
These damn mass shooting school, we make drug, we make it a damn gun-free zone, man.
Then we ain't got to worry about guns no more.
We make a gun freeze.
Oh, that shit's gone.
Look what you did.
Look at the, let me say this.
Correction facilities.
It's a bunch of criminals in there, right?
Yeah.
I mean, you know they want to bust out of that, right?
You know they got gang members, friends coming out with guns and bust them out.
You know why they don't try to bust them out?
It's a bunch of guards with guns.
How many times a police station gets shot up?
Yeah.
Ain't nobody gonna go shoot up no police station.
But a bunch of cowards with them.
I saw a couple of them.
They didn't last long.
They didn't last long.
But a coward will go to a school and shoot up.
So the obvious course of action to take, the obvious measure, the obvious strategy.
Armed security guard.
Armed security guards at the schools.
Having, I mean, I used to go.
I mean, it is not hard for the city when schools are getting, when kids are in school, have a police officer at the beginning of the school outside.
And then, you know, have a patrol and have one armed security guard there.
It's not much to ask for a city to have one armed police officer there along with an armed security guard there.
Yeah, y'all can, if y'all can send billions of dollars to Ukraine, y'all put this, y'all can do that.
But y'all, see, y'all know that's going to end this.
That's why y'all don't do it.
Because y'all, y'all don't give a, honestly, y'all don't care about them kids.
Y'all want to take away everybody's right to have a gun.
That's the direction.
That's what y'all really want.
Yeah.
So that's what that gun registry is for.
Yeah, that's why y'all don't put no armed guards in the school because that's y'all's goal.
Y'all don't really give a shit about them damn.
Look, what in it?
Airplanes flying in the buildings.
TSA.
TSA.
You put a couple guards at this school, a police officer, one police officer per school.
It's not the must that ask for a city.
They got air marshals too.
Air marshals.
I mean, we have the resources to stop this, but nobody wants to do anything because y'all's goal, which y'all is objective.
Your agenda is to take guns from everybody.
That's what you really want to do.
You using all these kids as sacrificial lambs.
That's what you're doing.
That's why you.
Sacrificial limbs.
Sacrificial lambs.
Yeah, you said limbs, bitch.
Yeah, I meant sacrificial lambs.
And y'all encouraging people to go over there and shoot these kids because you made them drug.
I mean, not drug, but gun free zones.
Yeah, boy, they drug-free zones, too.
How is that keeping the drugs out of school?
I mean, y'all some, y'all Democrats stupid as shit.
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