Hodgetwins - A Pizza Delivery Gone Terribly Wrong.
Aired: 2023-03-03
Duration: 02:58


=== The Racist Pizza Robbery (01:26) ===

[00:00:03]  I gotta get the money first.
[00:00:04]  I know.
[00:00:06]  I'm not doing this.
[00:00:08]  I gotta get the money first.
[00:00:09]  Open the pizza.
[00:00:11]  Two cat pizzas.
[00:00:25]  Y'all know why he asked him for the money, right?
[00:00:27]  Because he's racist.
[00:00:29]  Did you see the other two niggas robbing his car?
[00:00:32]  He right there getting ready to take his pizza.
[00:00:34]  It's two more niggas in the back going through his car.
[00:00:36]  Did you see that?
[00:00:37]  Yeah, getting some more pizza.
[00:00:39]  Pulling up again.
[00:00:40]  Honggrass nigga.
[00:00:42]  Pull it up again.
[00:00:44]  I got to get the money through his car.
[00:00:53]  You know, if there's a white man.
[00:00:54]  Oh, oh, here you go, sir.
[00:00:56]  That'd be $25.
[00:00:58]  You know what's crazy?
[00:00:59]  This dude's walking up to you looking like the damn Grim Reaper.
[00:01:02]  You can't see his face or nothing.
[00:01:03]  I think he had a mask on, too.
[00:01:05]  No, he's just black.
[00:01:06]  Yeah.
[00:01:07]  Like a damn black Eskimo.
[00:01:09]  Like the damn pizza man is that.
[00:01:11]  What is in the short sleeve?
[00:01:14]  You know you about to get robbed, right?
[00:01:15]  Yeah, he wearing short sleeve.
[00:01:16]  It feels great outside.
[00:01:17]  You got a nigga come up to you in a damn Eskimo jacket.
[00:01:21]  That's how you know you're about to get robbed.
[00:01:22]  But you know what?
[00:01:23]  Them, those black guys, I think they're black.
[00:01:26]  I'm assuming they're black.
[00:01:28]  They run like niggas.

=== The Black Eskimo Mask (01:28) ===

[00:01:29]  Yeah.
[00:01:30]  I can tell them some niggas everybody is running.
[00:01:32]  You know, there's probably that house was abandoned or the owner of that home is not even there.
[00:01:37]  Yeah.
[00:01:38]  I learned that back in high school with all my black friends, you know.
[00:01:41]  They said, hey, we're going to order this pizza.
[00:01:42]  See the house?
[00:01:43]  Ain't don't nobody live there.
[00:01:44]  We're going to order this pizza.
[00:01:45]  When he come out, I want you to come out and say, hey, how's it going?
[00:01:47]  Then I want you to take this baseball bat and I want you to.
[00:01:50]  I said, man, I can't do this.
[00:01:51]  I said, no, I think I'll just get some more white friends.
[00:01:54]  What's wrong with you, niggas?
[00:01:57]  It was a black side of town where we lived at.
[00:01:59]  It was called the West End.
[00:02:01]  Man.
[00:02:02]  They wouldn't even deliver pizza on that side of town.
[00:02:05]  You know why?
[00:02:06]  Why?
[00:02:07]  It wasn't profitable.
[00:02:09]  Either the check was bad or they was going to get robbed.
[00:02:15]  Or you have some sorry ass dude coming your door.
[00:02:18]  Hey, man, giving you a bunch of pennies.
[00:02:20]  You know what?
[00:02:21]  Fuck it.
[00:02:21]  Just take it.
[00:02:24]  Yeah, man.
[00:02:26]  You know, this is, man, this life is so unfair, man.
[00:02:28]  Yeah, it is, man.
[00:02:30]  That dude was old, man.
[00:02:31]  Yeah.
[00:02:31]  Well, the way he walked, he was old.
[00:02:33]  His knees looked pretty bad, man.
[00:02:35]  He should be retired, man.
[00:02:37]  You know, he should be sitting back, living out his golden years, you know, looking at Fox News, having a good time, you know?
[00:02:44]  Instead, this dude's out here delivering pizzas, getting robbed by niggas.
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